#imaginary girlfriend

[cruelandlovingsadist2]

She's a 10 but gets off to your murder fantasies

[hauxicrook]

She makes me so nervous, probably on purpose

She's just so perfect, I just can't help it

[monsoongibby]

I don't ship Romy, I ship Ro-Me.

Browsing through the #rogue tag on Tumblr was a bit of a mistake. Sure I'm getting plenty of pictures of my fictional girlfriend, but I'm also getting pictures of her husband. (Wow, that was actually almost as difficult to type as it was to say President Trump at the beginning of his shitshow administration. No really, I got as far as "hus" and then my fingers didn't want to cooperate.)

[ofkithandmckinney]

did you know? you can imagine scenarios in your head...but watch out.

[final-entry]

Wanna give my igf head, but she's on the first half of her period!!!

[hestiablessed]

currently sobbing in my room thinking about an imaginary girlfriend and what our wedding would look like

(sobbing is because if i did get married to a woman i don’t know if my parents would come)

if you want to know more about my dream wedding let me know and i might make another post about it

[narwhaldesu]

she cute

[queenhawke]

whatever have uhhhh [spins wheel] lesbaksbee battlestar galactica AU

[felinedae]

I wish I had a husband to cheat on but Im 20 and still in college and a lesbian and it's a lot of effort to marry someone for the sole purpose of committing adultery but I wish I had a husband to cheat on.

[team--charlotte]

Imaginary Girlfriend's Car Accident

dave and kevin performing the imaginary girlfriend sketch?? my loves???

[monsoongibby]

I don't know anyone who's like this. No sir, not me.

[marlasbreastlump]

you can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick

[evilkaeya]

just watched fight club. what if ur gay halluciantionship was so fucked up you ended up starting a cult and causing the downfall of economy in the process.

[yeonban]

Apparently I pass so well that while I was out in town today & casually perusing a shop of tiny photo frames, the lady in charge there rushed over to ask me if I'm looking to buy one for my girlfriend 😭 bc she's sure my girlfriend would want to put a photo of me in it 😭 like uh. yeah girl! that's Exactly it. right on the nose. ADJAHDGASDSJADHJ

[cruelandlovingsadist2]

hey babe I got us tickets for korn :)

[soppsop]

do you guys ever dream about a person that doesn't exist and then miss them in the morning?

i'm mourning him while the details of his face fade away from my memory this is tragic

i woke up so sad knowing i'll never see him again and at this point the only thing i remember is that he liked to dance