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[jasmindoodles]

Swimming with the whales date night!🐋

[tytangfei]

I cant believe they just had fenglong say that he only thinks about ru shou from day to night. He was always more excited with men than women...

[toasty-draws-stuff]

GAME Night

Heres the reference

This May be the most weirdest art ive ever doned in my life 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[thommi-tomate]

God I'm saying again i'm not your strongest warrior

[jeremycollinsstan]

emily they’re not shutting you out baby have u considered they just don’t like u

[angelstrawbabie420]

cannot believe we got a charli xcx julian casablancas collab in the year of our lord and savior 2024. it’s so fucking ass

[chuuyrr]

i think.. i need a new phone because my phone's buttons are falling off 🚶‍♀️

[lc20-official]

It was so weird that “Ruby Gillman” coincidentally has an instance of grooming from Chelsea/Nerissa and it was released just when Colleen Ballinger was cancelled for that same reason.

[unholy-fabray]

(my brother's first time watching glee)

Him: wow sometimes Will says things that just sound... yikes. Someone needs to check his hard drive

[hanlimz]

coming out of my hole to scream bloody murder

[tangledinaprettyway]

I'mma either jump off a cliff or drown in ocean

[excindrela]

OH FUCK I AM SO DEAD.

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VAV SUBCONSCIOUS OUT 6/12/2023

[mayorofclowntown]

I'm dying my hair soon and realized that I'm embracing my inner raccoon bc I'm doing the raccoon hair thingy but also, in passing thought,

ghost would get a kick out of the fact raccoon, not on field, has (had) raccoon dyed hair. Like he's learning about his apprentice and it was brought up that raccoon had to dye his hair a natural color (black) because he had funky dyed hair. Should I write a thing about it?

The answer is Yes enjoy my writing.

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Ghost sat there while Raccoon trimmed his hair- he wasn't ready to get rid of the longer frames that sat on the sides his face. If Ghost had a choice (which he does), he could take a razor and buzz all the hair off. "Get rid if it all together," His rough voice echoed in Raccoons ears. "Problem solved."

That only gets Raccoon to respond with, "Easy for you, you're probably bald under that mask." Every time, too.

Ghost, this time, watched him. He was staring directly at the back of the kids head, watching him turn his head every now and then before staring at the mirror- at himself. With how tall he was compared to Raccoon, Ghost could see where his hair started to grow- noticing the way that lighter brown hair peered through black hair. It only took Ghost a solid second to realize that his hair was dyed. "You dyed your hair."

Raccoon flinched at his voice, looking at Ghost through the mirror, behind him. His eyebrow raised before he nodded, "I needed to dye it a natural color- only natural colored hair, nothin' funky." He put the scissors down- fully turning himself to face Ghost. "Personally, if I had the choice, I'd have bright pink hair."

Ghost huffed, before tilting his head. "You had unnaturally dyed hair, then?" Raccoon nodded. "I assume, then, pink?"

"No, I don't look good in pink," He said dryly. Ghost watched as Raccoon twirled the longer pieces, hands trailing down to scratch his jaw as he looked up. "I've had a multitude of colors. I dyed my hair before the military to like... Purple and Black." His hand ran down one half of his head, as if he were flattening his hair down. He then futzed with the long framing pieces. "You ever dyed your hair, L.t.?"

"Once. Didn't like it."

"Boring." His hand that wasn't messing with the layers of his hair gave a thumbs down, and Ghost glared at him through the eyes of the mask. Raccoon flipped his hair, "You should try it once your outta here- it's addictive."

"No, thanks," Ghost watched as Raccoon put his hands back in his lap, legs crossed uncomfortably in the chair (Soap once asked him if he needed to stand, to which Raccoon said "I'm comfy like this.").

"Suit yourself." Raccoon shook his head, feeling the weight of less hair on his head as it weighed in that he cut it before looking up. "I had a funky hairstyle- same with this but the sides were longer." One hand measured it down: from the side of his head down under his chin, closer to his shoulder. "I had alternating colors."

"Seems like a lot," He tried imagining Raccoon with the hair: Half black hair, the top bit black, the longer side purple. The opposite side... The opposite. "Black to purple, purple to black?" Ghost tilted his head back, chuckling. He didn't miss the way Raccoons eyes lit up (Raccoon prides himself for making Ghost laugh.) before squinting at him. "Top to bottom- Black to purple. Purple to black."

"No, no like- You were around during the late 2000s, the raccoon hair!" He exclaimed, before grabbing his right frame, his fingers cutting at the top, "Purple," he scissored downward, "Black. Purple, Black. You know what I'm talking about, right?"

Ghost stared at him before closing his eyes. Then, a sudden jolt from him- a chuckle. A longer, more pronounced chuckle than before. Raccoon stared at him before tilting his head up, keeping his eyes on his superior. Ghost's chuckle faded into a laughter, quiet, raspy. Barely even there, which made Raccoon almost proud of himself- The Ghost, laughing. It dawned on him that, well, Ghost was laughing at him, so he sat up in the chair, "What are you even laughing at?!"

"Raccoon. Raccoon tail," Ghost put his hands out, boxing his words as he added another invisible box next to the other. His hands found his thighs as he controlled himself. "You really live up to the raccoon lifestyle; Aggressive, baggy eyes, your hair-"

"Oh Come on! It's just cool!"

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Did

Did you read it. It's probably all over the place but I don't care. I'm slaying in my silly little self insert and I don't CARE put me in a room with Ghost and I can make him laugh trust me.

[avatar-mikazuki]

What...

In the flying magic carpet

Is this

[moonsclover]

what the fuck is india on bro.

[garfieldstar]

please tell me how a she/her “trans man” even fucking work?? “oh i use FEMININE pronouns but i’m still a man” nigga shut your dumbass up💀💀 that is the DUMBEST fucking shit to ever exist. just use he/him or don’t even be a trans man in the first place. “Oh but he/him makes me uncomfortable :(“ then why are you identifying as a man in the first place jesus fucking christ.

Someone’s a little upset