#im willing to talk about this pic if anyone asks

[artical3237]

ummmm not me ghosting this site... have new art ig? sorry pjsk made me a gacha addict-

[diorsluv]

feather , the drama queen

“ i say she’s too dramatic ”

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( socialmedia!au )

yourusername

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yourusername photo dump time 🗣️🗣️

guess who ran into connor bedard at the family function 😱 he was looking at me weird n shit cuz me and mark were cosplaying as rapunzel and flynn rider

also i love taking screenshots of my bf and his goofy brothers when they look stupid!

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jamie.drysdale where did you find that pic of us.

→ yourusername use ur common sense

→ trevorzegras this feels like a violation

→ yourusername it is! ☺️

_connorbedard i was looking at you weird because you are weird.

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→ _connorbedard we’re not related.

→ jamie.drysdale oh my god not even your cousin loves you yourusername

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→ _connorbedard WE’RE. NOT. COUSINS?????

→ trevorzegras breaking news!!! bedsy and jamie are related 😱😱

→ _connorbedard my finger is hovering over the block button

username44 funny that she posts this RIGHT NOW..

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trevorzegras WHEN THERES SOMETHING STRANGE

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→ _quinnhughes aw that sounds just like the two of you

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→ rutgermcgroarty GHOSTBUSTERS!

→ adamfantilli 👻👻👻

→ yourusername quinn YOU’RE the strange looking thing in the neighborhood 🤬 _quinnhughes

→ jackhughes flashbacks to when that little kid got scared when he opened the door

→ _quinnhughes oh my god I WAS WEARING A COSTUME

username79 did anyone else notice who liked the post…

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luca.fantilli it seems war is NOT over 😔

→ yourusername ????

→ dylanduke25 luca i thought you had her blocked smh

→ luca.fantilli how’d you know who i was talking about unless you didn’t have her blocked either???

→ yourusername …

_quinnhughes everyone’s gonna start calling me depressed now 😐

→ yourusername sweetie they’ve been calling you depressed keep up

→ _quinnhughes 😨

→ jackhughes 😱

→ lhughes_06 🤯

dylanduke25 let’s give me the credit for that costume idea!

→ yourusername you told me to dress up as mother gothel.

→ dylanduke25 out of love 🤗

→ markestapa YOU TOLD ME TO DRESS LIKE THE FUCKING HORSE.

→ lhughes_06 HEY MAXIMUS IS A GREAT CHARACTER

edwards.73 why is mark at the family function 🤨

→ yourusername his mama wanted to come 😈

→ markestapa that’s a lie she forced me to come because i was the only one willing to dress up as flynn rider for her

→ edwards.73 …why are you dressing up in costumes at the family function?????

→ yourusername THE KIDS ALWAYS DO A LITTLE COSTUME PLAY CONTEST THING

→ jamie.drysdale she made me dress up as the lorax when we were in middle school

→ yourusername stop complaining i was literally mr o’hare

→ jamie.drysdale AND THEN YOU MADE ME LORD FARQUAD THE YEAR AFTER THAT

→ yourusername 🙄🙄

→ trevorzegras pics or it didn’t happen.

lhughes_06 you really snuck that cute ass pic of you thinking we wouldn’t notice

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→ jackhughes PLEASE JUST SAY IT ALREADY I CANT STAND HIS WHINING

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username10 connor looks so done

username98 quinn has never had a good pic of himself posted by any of his friends 💀

mackie.samo I COULDVE BEEN FLYNN RIDER WHY DIDNT U ASK ME

→ yourusername i asked mark first 😓

→ markestapa HAH take that

colecaufield i took that second photo 😒

→ yourusername our lovely backup photographer 🫶🫶

→ lhughes_06 your quality is kinda ass

→ colecaufield BRO i took it on your phone???

missseraphina

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missseraphina i know you miss me, bc why else would you have texted me last night? 🥰

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username24 oh babe.. that’s not…..

username8 girly this is a bit obsessive don’t you think? 😭

username61 he’s taken. TAKEN.

username82 yesss girl get your man back!!

→ username40 …as in the one that’s in a relationship rn??

username77 sweetie just find someone else already

username95 I THOUGHT THEY ALL BLOCKED HER but lil drizz just liked the post what

→ yourusername it gave me a good laugh what can i say

username43 they’re making an absolute mockery out of her

username20 LMFAOOO

username18 don’t tell me she’s still going on with ts 😭😭

username55 but let’s think about it.. she wouldn’t have posted this unless he actually texted her

username39 it’s bc he still wants u 😝😝

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yourusername

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yourusername oh girl you’re obsessed 🥱

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username90 HELL YEAH we’re back on the drama train

jamie.drysdale i thought i told you to block her 😑

→ yourusername I DID but then all my friends were telling me abt the shit she was posting and i couldn’t resist 😞😞

mackie.samo you’re so petty

→ yourusername aw cmon mack you know you love my pettiness 🤗🤗

→ mackie.samo uh huh i definitely do

→ markestapa bro ur literally pettier than she is

→ mackie.samo give me ONE good example

→ markestapa you blocked me for a week because i said your hair looks like a rat lives in it 😐

→ mackie.samo thanks for the reminder im blocking you again

username10 babe ur feeding into the drama 😭

→ yourusername i know 😈

username34 WHEN SHE PLAYS MULTIPLE INSTRUMENTSSSSS

username28 our multi-talented queen!!

adamfantilli will we ever be done with the couple-y shit 😒

→ yourusername when she’s done obsessing over my man 🫶

→ lhughes_06 what’s that heart for yourusername

→ edwards.73 you’re so possesive luke get over yourself 🙄🙄

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→ markestapa FR

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→ yourusername not again 😭

username88 is she ever gonna go away

luca.fantilli but when you think about it.. luke probably DID text her to provoke that post

→ yourusername LMFAO he would neverrrrr right? lhughes_06

→ lhughes_06 um

→ lhughes_06 i don’t wanna lie to you

→ yourusername oh

→ luca.fantilli oh shit 🤯

→ jamie.drysdale what.

→ markestapa DUDE I THOUGHT YOU BLOCKED HER lhughes_06

→ edwards.73 there’s no fucking way

→ _quinnhughes …

username20 goddamn what happened under luca’s comment 😭😭

username24 holy shit there’s no way luke actually texted her again

username80 oh my god???

notes ) cliffhanger 🙊🙊 yes we’re back but not really (?) this one’s been sitting in the drafts for a while so.. i hope it’s fairly adequate LMAOO

tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr @blueeyedbesson @43hughes @v1olentdelights @dancerbailey3 @random-human02 @ho3forfakeguys @loveforaugust @cstads-blog @h0e4fictionalme-n @bunting58

[potentialguybodyswaps]

Cum Locked Into a Marine:

Are you in the military but feel like you joined the wrong branch? well there’s a way to swap branches, only catch, you have to swap bodies with someone in that branch and live their life, you can always swap back but only after both parties have finished their contract, so if you have 1 year left on yours, and you decided to swap with a fresh boot, you gotta finish the rest of their contract

Not many people wanna swap with a guy fresh out of boot camp but I did.

I’ve spent a year in the navy and didn’t like it one bit, when I joined I was hoping to join a brotherhood but the comrodery wasn’t there , when I was in A school, the base I was at for training was actually a joint base with the army, navy, Air Force and marines

Something that always upsetted me is when ever we’d see the marines, they were fine as fuck, for no reason, hands down the best looking fucking branch, no homo.

Even when I got to my ship and did a deployment with the marines onboard, they always looked hot and way fitter, if I would have join them instead of the navy, I’d definitely have abs but a lot of the navy struggles to stay within height and weight regulations

So I decided I wanted to swap with a marine, I made an account for the Body Exchange Program (or B.E.P. For short) and went to the subsection for military swaps and clicked on the marine branch to see what bodies were available

One thing I loved about the B.E.P. Is while the swaps are basically contracts and ment to last for the agreed time, they’re a couple ways to get out of that aswell… The B.E.P. Isn’t actually ment for long term swaps, so the only real way to do so is by breaking the TOS (terms of servicing). if both parties end up ejaculating while swaped, they end up locked in each others bodies

A lot of them had high standards in order to swap with them but I did find one Private named Matt Cummings. his profile says he’s only been out of boot camp for a week now and hates it, willing to swap with anyone from any branch as long as their not old.

I’ve only done 1 out of my 5 years so it didn’t bother me basically losing a year and having to restart a 5 year contract, especially if it ment I got to look hot as fuck and be a marine

Luckily I was only about 3 years older so I sent a request and after a little talking he agreed saying “I’d love to be in the navy and see more countries than just being deployed and stuck in 1”

Since we were in the same time zone this would actually be somewhat easy, we just set the time to swap to 3 A.M. when we’re both sleeping, and since we both actually had the next couple days off, it’d give us time to adapt and try to figure out our new lives

He asked me if I was sure I wanted to do this, promising it’s not like how I think it is. And I told him yes I’m sure…

Unfortunately he was one of the few profiles on here that didn’t have a profile pic so I was a bit worried about walking into this blind, but checking out the basic stats on his profile made me a bit more confident, 5’10 and 140. At the very minimum I might lose like 2 inches of height but atleast I lose about 40 pounds of weight also haha

I woke up the next day in a bed that didn’t belong to me and a dorm room that didn’t look familiar to me. Needing to piss I flung the blanket off me and saw that I was in nothing but my underwear, I rushed to the head (bathroom in military talk) and lowered them to piss and was kinda shocked, nothing too special about the dick, I mean about the same size as my actual body, but maybe a bit longer, ok, more than a little, I had to be atleast 3 and a half inches soft now, bro probably had like atleast 2 inches on me hard, I don’t know yet, so I’ll assume im about 6.5 or 7 inches hard maybe more now. What had me shocked tho was that I’m now uncircumcised! This is awesome man! I always wanted to be uncut. I just woke up and I’m glad this guy wanted to swap, definitely lucked out.

After I got done pissing and shooked my dick, I went to the sink to drink some water straight from the facet, after I got done drinking I stood up water dripping down my face onto my chest and onto my thin 6pack… if you could even call these abs, I’m not sure, maybe inbetween toned and abs status. Finally taking the chance to look in the mirror, I believe I lucked out, this guy seems to be one of the finer looking ones

While admiring my new self in the mirror I started to get hard and decided to check out the goods, pulling my underwear down my initial assessment seemed to be right, definitely bigger than my original body, so definitely atleast 7 inches. I decided to save playing with myself for later, hate to be a cliche and immediately go to touching myself after a swap, I’ll save it for later when I decide to act like a true marine and go get day drunk!

I tried finding some clean clothes but everything that wasn’t a uniform item was kinda just thrown onto the floor so I don’t know which piles are clean and which are not… I decided to take from the pile that smelled the lest like B.O. and get dressed

Once dressed I grabbed a backpack I saw laying around and left the onbase housing and found a store that happened to sell some IPA’s in there. I got a 6 pack and headed back to my room. on the way to the store and on the way back I was getting looks from everyone like I’m doing something I shouldn’t be, can’t be the alcohol can it? I mean no way, I tucked it into my bag. I mean, ya bro didn’t check the back of my CAT card to see my date of birth, so it’s technically underage drinking, but no one knows I have beer in my backpack nor does that explain the looks I was getting on the way to the store in the first place

I shrugged it off and just went back inside to my room. Once in I started drinking right away after I found some good shows to watch on this guys phone, I don’t know his password but the finger ID works, I’ll have to message him and ask him for the code later

It was taking me longer than usual to finish these due to not liking the taste anymore, and they were fucking me up more than usual making me a bit nauseous, I guess it makes since, this Matt guy has only been in for a week, probably didn’t have a taste for alcohol yet, not to mention different tastebuds in general, dam that sucks, this was one of my favorite brands too!

It took me almost 3 hours but I was finally on the last one, on a scale of like 1-10 I was probably a 6 on the drunk scale, trying not to throw up, which is ironic sense I use to black out and wake up never throwing up once throughout the night

When I get drunk I like to start cleaning or working out drunk, makes everything a bit more fun, I decided to do laundry, sense I can’t tell what’s clean and what’s not, I decided to just wash everything on the floor

Once I put everything in the washer I had a thought, technically I don’t know if the clothes I put on today were clean or not, and after spending some time in them today, technically they are dirty “fuck it” I said outloud and stripped completely naked tossing my clothes into the washer too before starting it

I went back and sat on the couch buck ass naked, it always felt weird walking around naked, so the fact that I’m doing it now in a slimmer body, balls swinging? Was kinda erotic, I started to get hard but the hornyness turned into fear when I herd a knock at the door

I remained still hoping they’d just go away, but then herd the sliding of the lock and the door open

“Aye Private FuckFace, I gotta talk to you. A sergeant and 2 corporals came in with him and closed the door behind them. For some reason I forgot that I was totally nude and thought it’d be a good idea to just start playin a movie again and pretend like I didn’t hear them

They walked around the corner into the living room to see me naked on the couch making them freeze and recalculate for a few seconds

I tried to not look up at them and continue watching my phone

“Well what do we have here” the sergeant said walking up to me

“Uh, uh, nothing much sergeant, just watchin a movie, you?”

“Me? What do I have? Let’s see, I’m given the task of coming to scald you for going out in public today and not shaving, what is this? Like my 3rd time telling you in the last week since you’ve been here that you have to shave EVERY DAY. And now I have YOU sitting on the couch, buck ass naked with beer cans on the table” he yelled knocking my partially full can over

“So that’s what we’re doing now? Underage drinking in base housing, not shaving. Sitting in the couch naked, legs open, not even trying to cover yourself, you know I told you if you kept fucking up I was gonna cum on your fucking face Private Cummings, I wasnt joking” he said unbuckling his belt

It didn’t register with me the first time, but it did the second, I’m so fucked up right now that I totally forgot that I was nude, fuck. Wait did he just say he was gonna fuck my face!?

I went to get up off the couch but he pushed me hard when I got half way up, sending me back on the couch.

“Now you know the rules to this, you can try to get out of this but I doubt you’ll be able too” he said nodding to the two corporals as he pulled his 5 inch hard dick out

I went to get up a second time but the corporals went behind the couch, each grabbing an arm and holding it back so I can’t go anywhere

“Suck” he said dick inches away from my mouth

“Fuck that” I screamed trying to spit on his dick as a sign of disrespect

Due to my slow reaction time the moment I tried to build up saliva and spit out on his dick, he just Jammed it in my mouth the second I opened it

I didn’t dare move, I’m not gonna fuck him up by hitting his dick but I’m not sucking it ether

I quit trying to fight to get up and just fell back into the couch more trying to get the dick to come back out my mouth

“Private FuckFace you are to suck my dick until I cum in your mouth, do you understand? That’s an order soldier” the sergeant said yelling at me

The moment he said “that’s an order” it’s like the combination of my boot camp instincts and this Cummings guy’s kicked in and I just quit resisting giving in and sucking his dick

Like a good soldier does, I gave it my all trying to do a good job and I suppose I did cause he yelled “I’m about to cum” I sped up a bit just so I can be done with this gay shit, the moment he started to blow his load in my mouth I quit sucking, but he wouldn’t pull out

I looked up to see my sergeant looking down on me, saying “you know the rules, now swallow, Private”

The moment I swallowed my sergeant nodded again and the corporals finally let go, they came back around the couch laughing

“Oh my god sergeant did he actually do it? Haha” one of them said laughing

“Yep, he swallowed it, which by Marine Social Code, means you, private fuck face, are officially my bitch now and have to do whatever I say whenever I say it” the sergeant said with a smile

“Bro what the fuck is wrong with y’all, fuck that I’m not nobodies bitch, you just mad a private has a bigger dick then you dude” I said standing up

“Private I told you, you know the rules, if anyone is able to take you by force and make you swallow their cum, your their bitch now, you could have gotten out of the hold we had you in, you just decided to say fuck your training, I feel like becoming a bitch all of a sudden right? Just accept it for what it is and do what I say like a good little bitch”

One of the corporals decided to tap the sergeant and ask him a question

“So uh, sense he’s your bitch now, do we get any sort of compensation for helping you? I mean he did put up a fight in the beginning and make us put some effort into holding him down, for someone that decided to become a bitch, he should have known he shouldn’t fight with his superiors” one of them said

The sergeant smiled and said “perhaps… Private go ahead and suck these two’s dicks aswell, take as much time as you’d like”

“No dude what the fuck is your problem I’m not doing that gay shit I’m a marine” I said angrily

“Private, you will suck these two men’s dick, that’s an order” the sergeant said

Once again it was like something in me was triggered and I proceeded to get down on my knees to make it easier for them to stick it in.

“ and you might be a marine but your a fresh marine, ment to be made into whatever the fuck we want you to be, if we want you to be the bottom bitch of the whole platoon, guess what your doing? Suckin dick just like we want you too” the sergeant said as I was giving one of the corporal the works

Both the corporals were bigger than the sergeant, so my only assuming is that the sergeant likes to get drunk with his power and assert it whenever he can, like now

After I got done blowing the first corporal, just like the sergeant did… he ordered me to swallow after cumming in my mouth. laughing, he pulled out and let the 2nd corporal take his turn

This time I didn’t need any instructions and just knew to swallow that way his dick come out my mouth faster, I hated every second of this, I thought the marine corps was the straight bad ass branch but I guess their even worse than the navy somehow

As I swallowed the 2nd corporal’s load I moved my eyes and glanced over at sergeant to see a pissed off expression

“What sergeant, I’m just doing what you told me to do” I said feeling the urge to please my superior officers

“I told you to suck their dicks, I didn’t necessarily say to let them cum in your mouth and swallow it, did i” he said rubbing his hands against the sides of the his temple

“Your point” i asked

“My point is now that you swallowed their cum, your all of our’s bitch now…. man you must really love this don’t you? It’s ok private, I knew from the beginning you must be a little gay from our first encounter, with that being said, we’ll round up the rest of the platoon and make sure you have plenty of cum to swallow and dicks to suck by the end of the week, I’m sure the rest of the guys will be ecstatic to find out they can get free blowjobs whenever they want and not have to go out into town to get it. Good work private” he said now smirking a little bit

“Ok I’ll leave the rest to you two” sergeant said and then walked out

Once the sergeant walked out the corporals both started dying laughing

“Hold up just stay right there private, ima make a call to the E-4 Mafia and get you some more dicks to suck tonight” one of them said pulling out their phone and started reading aloud the text he was sending to a group chat

“E-4 mafia, new platoon bitch is with me right now, drunk as fuck, giving out free blowjobs and swallowing, hit me up if you’d like to get in on this day one, goal is to get him to swallow every guy in the platoon by the end of the week” and send he said

Guys, come on now, this isn’t cool, y’all are gonna make me get a STD or something, you really want that? I said panicking

“Really only a problem for the ones after/if you get one private, but I think most would say it’d be a fair trade off in the hopes of having a platoon wide bitch, it’s gonna be a long 4 years for you dude haha” he said sitting down on the couch keeping an eye on me to make sure I don’t escape before his buddies show up

For some reason thinking about what just happened has me getting hard, the sergeant can go kill himself for all I care, but just like my new marine body, these corporals are starting to look kinda hot

The one that send out the group chat noticed I got hard and addressed me

“You find this hot Cummings” he said with a sly smile on his face

“I got something for you private, just go ahead and close your eyes and start stroking your dick dude, slowly”

I do so, and next thing I know I hear the corporal searching his bag behind me untill he found something, I herd a bag open and he asked me

“ do you like poppers private”

“I love them! What type of popper tho? Like jalapeño poppers?” I said starting to sound excited from the sound of food, drinking on a empty stomach wasn’t my brightest idea

As I’m still stroking my uncut cock I feel the corporal grab the back of my head and go

“ no these ones” he said as he forced my face into the bag inhaling chemicals

It suddenly felt like my dick was about to explode and so I let go immediately but it was too late

My dick started to twitch for a few seconds before I shot my load all over myself

“Noo!! What the fuck was that I yelled”

What I thought you said you liked poppers? I just figured I’d help you get off since you’ll be helping a lot of guys tonight he said with that same sly smile

My whole life has been turned upside down, I was hoping if I could make it pass the next few days the B.E.P. Would swap us back knowing I never cummed, not wanting the swap to be locked in

But now I’m stuck as this private Cummings guy for sure, since the corporal wanted to mess with me and make me cum myself, locking me in this body for years to come

#edit, I’ll try to make a patreon next week where y’all can see the pictures I really want to use for these stories 😏

[sieglinde-freud]

grabs ur hands dm ur reasoning rn *looks at you with my big eyes*

YOU GUYS ARE PEER PRESSURING ME WTF... but ok im just gonna post it here then hi tc thank u for the ask :) going under the read more because my initial ramblings were literally 3k but let me see if i can chop it down. cw: LONG. also pic for reference so we know what im talking about

so the placements all assume the only headcanon thats real going into this is that the morgans are siblings. no canon second parents which means no chrom!inigo or anything like that they all have single moms or whatever idk not important but just clarifying none of that is impacting their placements because i dont want to think about that

black eagle placements were the most fun because the fun thing about that route is that it splits into two more! one thing thats always bothered me is that when that route splits, the only thing that changes is that you either lose edelgard or hubert or you lose flayn. are you really telling me those are the only three students with enough free will to not let byleth pick the rest of their life for them? ferdinand would NOT go to the church i dont care!!! this is something they fixed (kind of) in warriors but in general when picking the black eagles i wanted to keep that in mind too

so kjelle was the first character i looked at and went “i know where you go.” i think she looks at edelgard and goes “you are everything i want to be and more” because what edelgard fights for and how she accomplishes it. kjelle is a very “the strong must protect the weak by any means necessary” which is kind of harsh when its presented to the player in awakening but it is literally edelgard’s whole philosophy. and kjelle is very egotistical (not hate i love her ass so much underrated fav!!) she thinks incredibly highly of herself so for her to bow down to anyone they would have to 1) echo her ideals and 2) be stronger than her. sorry shes never bending the knee to dimitri and claude i dont give a fuck she doesnt like those men. i think she’d understand edelgard’s idea of putting power in human hands and fully commit to the ends justify the means. this isnt really a gameplay rewrite thing im trying to do but if byleth picked the church she would leave. also… please. please please consider edelkjelle… okay guys… for me……..

on the opposite side nah was my second immediate “ohh i know what im doing with you” and its because if byleth picks edelgard, shes out!! granted, i could just put her with lions or deer but how is that fun. its not. nah, being a manakete, would probably be much more understanding of rhea and willing to reach out. being a manakete is probably a pretty isolating experience for her, ylisse or fodlan or otherwise, so i think her finding solace with rhea and flayn and seteth during her time at the academy would allow her to get closer to people more like her, and understand on some level why rhea is the way she is and why governs the way she does. though, still being housemates, she’d befriend edelgard and i think she’d admire edelgard’s conviction and maturity during the academy arc. but when edelgard betrays the church i think she’d take that very hard, and i dont think anything edelgard would say to her would get her to turn on what is basically the family she never got to have (theres also second gen angst potential in here somewhere…)

inigo was interesting to think about and i did almost saddle him in with golden deer but i like the potential of him with edelgard a lot more when i really sat down and thought about it. im pulling more from his characterization as laslow i think but at first i wasn’t really sure if i had a case for him picking between the empire and the church but i decided to go with the empire because i do think in the time he has with edelgard, he’d be a voice of reason for her (to hubert’s dismay). edelgard’s problem is that she has literally no outsider pov and is going based on her own sense of justice that, while its based in good intentions, has a lot of unintended consequences and failure to acknowledge how it impacts everyone else. i think inigo could take a unique role, similar to ferdinand (or lorenz to claude, felix to dimitri) in that he challenges edelgard but on a much more friendlier level. the thing about how that role normally plays out is that its formed on some personal grievance rather than genuine better interest of the people, and i think of all the lords, edelgard needs a friend the most (its why shes so attached to byleth???). and just looking at how hes able to handle xander in fates and how much more introspective he becomes, i think it’d play out similarly here. also i think with the forces of him and dorothea combined they would give ferdinand the worst bisexual panic of his life. ik i mentioned felix/inigo WHICH I STILL LIKE but imagine the layer of angst if they are on opposing sides… ok thanks

was on the fence about gerome until beloved mutual (hi woocy :3) convinced me he would be beagle and im completely down with that. for me, i struck out blue lions immediately. so after that its just a matter of do i think he fits in better with BE or GD and quite honestly. for some reason golden deer gets the rep of being the meme house but aside from lorenz looking a little funny anf claude putting up a facade YOU ALL FELL FOR this straight up is not true. the funny house is black eagles and by GOD it would piss gerome off to be there. i dont think they chose their houses, by the way. i think they got to fodlan and rhea vibe checked all of them immediately so he didnt have a say in this. not only is he stuck with inigo, hes stuck with watching kjelle—the strongest warrior ever probably the only one in the second to match him in terms of raw strength—stumble over herself over their house leader because wwaauuw women pretty LIKE COME ONNNN. though, i do think he’d respect edelgard for her strength, and theres a lot of interesting dynamics for him to explore. dorothea pissing him off, bonding with petra over their enjoyment for wildlife, he would definitely be training partners with caspar, and i think he’d actually be like. really good at talking to bernadetta? maybe seeing her reminds him of how he was when he was younger. maybe he gets her out by introducing her to minerva. much to think about. but in general he would keep mostly to himself with standard gerome “cant get close to people that i cant guarantee will stay with me” fashion i think he probably wouldnt be as close as say someone like inigo or nah would be with the house. so when the time to choose a side comes… i dont think he’d have the relationship with edelgard to pick her. i think he would oppose her ideals, and go with nah, if not flee fodlan entirely because omfg who careeesss…. WHO CAREEESS his ass is in wyvern valley (no i think he’d fight. but he’d def consider dipping)

m!morgan is here because i think it would challenge him. guy who is so cute so earnest so ready to be happy in school learning everything hes ever wanted hoping to come home and make momma proud and oh my god he got put in the most crazy house imaginable. whoever his professor is is probably like wow morgan you have a gift for tactics! why dont you try managing the class for a mission? and being morgan he’d go YES ABSOLUTELY!!! unfortunately this house has hubert. and ferdinand. and bernadetta. and linhardt. and caspar. the thing about robin and the shepherds is that most people immediately respected robin as their tactician and robin was able to connect and befriend most of them fairly easily because they were mostly all sane and normal people. the black eagles are most definitely not and have you guys seen that black eagles seating chart post? well. i just think it’d give morgan a hard time and between him and f!morgan its funnier if its him. also splitting him from the justice cabal for timeskip angst sorry. also i think it’d be cool if he took edelgards side. i dont actually know which way he’d lean thats a tossup like this is a character that i could believe would trust byleth’s judgement and go with them but if its edelgard i think that could set up fun conflict between him and nah. grima vs naga part 2!! though i actually did have him for blue lions first if only because of the three houses the blue lions probably need a tactician type the best but. i like this one better.

so for blue lions i immediately clocked owain like look at this guy. i think owain would see the house of cool knightly chivalrous types fighting for justice and being cool and having swords and i just think he’d be in heaven. i also think, to him, dimitri would be a figure to look up to similar to lucina, but with the difference that they are not family and owain might put him on an even higher pedestal because theres this sense of familiarity he had with lucina thats not really there anymore? kind of similar to ashe and dimitri. and when the timeskip comes, i think he’d be endlessly devoted to dimitri even still, never forgetting who he was before and striving to bring him back, still thinking of this idolized version of him, even if it puts himself at risk. i also think in general, owain would thrive in the blue lions house. felix, ashe, ingrid, dedue, annette— those are all prime support partners for him that have a lot of potential. the blue lion house is very… the way that they are. and something owain shows in fates is that though hes very good at using his theatrics to ease people, whether that be on purpose or otherwise, and by god do the blue lions need it. look at them… jesus.

cynthia is in the blue lion house for similar reasons but i think she has a key difference from owain. while i think owain is the type to go down with the ship, i think cynthia might actually serve as an opposition to dimitri and potentially go against him in a similar fashion to felix and annette in thats hidden in the games files and was never put in the game (WHEN IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN. dimitri doesnt get enough push back in azure moon!! another post for another time though). in their time at the academy, while owain is fangirling over dimitri, i think cynthia would too at first. but fodlan is very different than ylisse, and in particular faerghus treats its knights and specifically women knights very differently than cynthia wouldve otherwise been treated. i think this would push cynthia into questioning faerghus’s ideals (especially in getting close to ingrid who im sure she’d find friendship in) and eventually dimitri in how he seemingly upholds those ideals. when he goes down a darker path in the timeskip, she’d probably take felix’s more critical approach, and i think she could turn on him. for the empire? probably not. but i dont think she’d be as down as owain or ingrid to keep following him when hes not taking accountability for what hes doing. she might find her way back once hes come back to himself but who really knows. not me (<- girl who is writing all of this)

yarnes a funny pick because lions are supposed to be brave and fearless and hes a Rabbit. but obviously yarne would be very aware of that irony and i think it could serve as a push for him to come into that bravery, and thats something i think the lion house could help him do. i think he’d look to dimitri for solace similar to how he does with lucina, and dimitri would be very happy to provide that for him. when the timeskip comes and dimitri is lost, i think yarne would have to find it in himself to abandon that anxiety for a bit to come help ease dimitri, sort of repaying him for his initial kindness (read: i want eyepatch scary dimitri to find stress relief in petting a big ass bunny). also i dont need yarne to be in the same house as petra and marianne for him to interact with them. dont worry thats a thing. also if youre a real one you recruit marianne to blue lions everytime. no i dont know how they’d handle bringing a taguel to fodlan i dont really care either

for severa i think, even if she would rather not admit it, justice and loyalty are very key parts of her character. its buried underneath her mean girl attitude and like five pounds of trauma but its there. and what are the blue lions if not loyal knights with very LOUD auras of sadness? she would be similar to felix in terms of their views on knighthood, and obviously her whole thing with cordelia would put her at odds with the whole dying for your king/for glory thing faerghus has going on. similar to cynthia she’d be very critical of faerghus and dimitri except she’d be that way to his face. she doesnt have the same personal beef with him the same way felix would, and might be a little more like how i imagined inigo would be to edelgard, criticism with the better interest of the greater good rather than formed of personal beef. in the end though, i think she would stick with dimitri. also i think she’d have insane sexual tension with ingrid like i dont think theyd like eachother but like. my vision… do you see it.

bradys in lions partially due to mutual influence (hi zorua) but also because i ended up liking his potential with the lions as opposed to the deer or eagles. he’d have a very cute friendship with mercedes and annette i think, playing violin for them and having tea party gossip sessions. i think he and dedue could bond over being kinda scary but doing what they can to ease people’s fear of them. since thats an insecurity for both of them that brady purposefully takes steps to get rid of (ex: him hunching over is so that he can be eye level with children and people shorter with them so as not to come off as intimidating or more powerful) i think brady could help with that. though if im being so real i dont think he would like dimitri. i think he would stay and stick around and help dimitri get better. but i dont think he’d approve of his bloodlust and be very open with his issues in regards to how dimitri handles and carries himself. sorry guys im not meaning to have dimitri catch so many strays here 😭 i love the guy i just also like when theres conflict here i promise

laurent is in the golden deer because i think he and claude would be very like minded people in terms of trying to discover the secrets behind fodlan and what that means and how to better navigate fodlan as uncharted territory. theyre both foreigners, as are all of the second gen kids, but thats something claude keeps under wraps that i think laurent would be able to tell very quickly (not that it was hard. claude doesnt hide it well its just that everyone in fodlan is either stupid or all the smart people are kept away from him) that claude is from almyra. i think this knowledge could help him serve as something of a confidant to claude. obviously he wouldnt tell laurent everything but when claudes supposed closest allies are lorenz (guy who hates him and prays for his downfall) and hilda (girl who is racist and from a racist family) its just like. well maybe claude should have another friend who is normal adjacent at least, and laurents not the type to go blabbing anyways. obviously both lorenz and hilda (eh. well.) get better about their mindsets post timeskip but i think in the time of the academy laurent would be a very valuable friend for claude and vice versa. in general laurent would do well anywhere because i think most of his interest would be with the technological and scientific advancements of fodlan which is flexible, but i think, with rhea purposefully halting progress and claude being the main guy who wants truth above all else, this is the best spot for him. could hear an argument for him going to edelgard (potential recruit out of house recruit fs) but i do like him with claude a bit more. gerolau angst also.

lucina is in golden deer because i dont want her in the other two houses but also because i do think, similar to laurent, she’d be very valuable to claude and vice versa. awakening world building is horseshit but from what little we do know there is quite a bit of political discourse that lucina probably knows quite a bit about. even if her timeline was thrown into war when she was young, she probably had some form of royal training and can help claude navigate fodlan a little bit. i also think coming to fodlan would just be a very refreshing experience for lucina as the burden of everything is no longer directly on her shoulders, and i think she’d be looking for a broader perspective on life and finding another purpose for herself now that grima is dealt with. i think claude would be able to help her with that and i think she’d be genuinely interested to learn of his homeland once she figures out where hes from (i do think laurent beats her to the conclusion but not by a lot. remember this is lucina aka marth aka woman her disguised her own royal status and was very successful at it. just saying). also while i did say that golden deer is in fact not the meme house, i think they are more light hearted overall in terms of character (does NOT mean meme house or funny house. look me right in my eyes and say the house WITHOUT hubert and linhardt is the meme house. fucking liar) and i think lucina would love that. i want her to get the chance to be silly and childish for a little bit. characters like raphael and marianne and lysithea might help her heal that inner child that she never really got to let out and i just think the golden deer house would be the best place for her

morgan is here because i didnt want her and marc in the same house thats too easy. but while i think claude is the least in need of a tactician type character, him and morgan would be sooooo funny so cute and i need someone who can keep him on his toes. i think he blurts out a plan and morgan goes “ermmm ackchully” and half of the time her rebuttals are complete nonsense she just wants to argue. i think they both enjoy it. i also think, similar to lucina, a light hearted house would be a little better for her. shes much more prone to mischief than m!morgan is i think and i think the deer would benefit from that if only so she can target lorenz and make me laugh. i also think separating the twins would make for fantastic angst down in the timeskip but for now shes just hanging out having fun being a piece of shit. #girl also i think its funnier if one morgan is absolutely thriving and the other is barely keeping his shit together and by god it is way funnier if its f!morgan getting away with everything

noire is here because. i. could not think of a reason for her to go anywhere else! i thought about putting her in beagles but i dont think making that choice between the church and edelgard would be as interesting for her? and i dont think putting her in lions would do anything for her. i think the best lord and the best house at helping her through her issues and being understanding of her mood changes is probably claude and the deer. i could see hilda and leonie reaching out to her, or ignatz and her getting on pretty well, but im not quite sure on the specifics of that. my least thought out placement but also it doesnt matter because it keeps the placements balanced to put her here. i’ll have to give this one more thought…

anyways if you can believe it this is the cutdown version. i know right. i hope i didnt forget anyone that would be really embarrassing

[faggymutt]

bark! bark! bark!

all about the blog

minors, ABDL, and sissy blogs DNI. i block liberally

+ im dexter (he/it) n im 20

+ i own @muttboyscunt !! i get mean when i’m jealous

+ interactions r from @ba******ng

+ im ftm, on t (4+yrs) n post-top surgery (2+yrs), n i love my trans body

+ im queer n bi n i tend to lean t4t

+ while i consider myself queer and would totally fuck a dyke if he asked, if you are exclusively into women, please don’t follow this blog. i am not a woman in any aspect lol so it just makes me feel a little odd.

v3nmo is dustho, help a dog out :P

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>my dms r open but pls dont expect a speedy response! im a full time student n i work so im not always online

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+ i s3ll pics ($2for1, $5for3) dm me to purchase! (only accepting v3nmo, c4sh4pp, p4yp4l)

+ i do erotica commissions, pricing is very fluid on this and i am much more willing to negotiate. dm me to discuss!

+ i am a total switch! but i love service topping n soft domming

+ leo is my only puppy!! i will not call anyone else puppy!

kinks im into (in no specific order)

-pupplay (i am. a dog)

-somno/free use/cnc

-watersports

-public /outdoors

-breeding (no pregnancy! don’t tag my stuff mpreg either)

-praise or degradation

-intox/drugging (weed, alc, psychs, coke)

kinks im NOT into

-scat

-ageplay

-real incest

-misgendering/transphobia/detrans

anything not listed is smth im willing to talk abt!

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last updated 2/26/24

[carebearbro]

So I know I’ve already posted this pic once, and there I listed all of the reasons why I love it so much. But this time I wanted to mention how great it was to work with @xsunnysoftx (Alan) the artist who did it as a commission for me. Here’s his commission info: https://at.tumblr.com/xsunnysoftx/okay-im-just-gonna-say-fuck-it-and-post-it-here/7tm0js03946x First, most importantly is that I love the art.  That kind of speaks for itself though.  But it was also helpful that Alan enjoys the Nelvana Care Bears movies, because seeing the Care Bears art he posted inspired me to ask him for the commission.  So it made me comfortable asking for the exact pic I wanted. Second, he was very clear and transparent about everything.  It was easy giving him the info, he has a clear TOS, his prices were clear, and knowing how to the payment was straightforward. Third, he was very pleasant, courteous and kind throughout the whole process.  This made me feel very comfortable and he was easy to talk to. Fourth, he took all of the info and refs I gave him and was able to give me exactly what I wanted. And finally....he showed me his work one step at a time and was very open and flexible to making edits.  He showed me a rough sketch, the line-art, and the basic coloring before he moved on to the next step. When he showed me the line-art, I wanted to make some edits to make the picture fit exactly what I wanted.  He happily made the edits and patiently sent me updated versions.   The same happened with the coloring. This sometimes makes the difference between a pic being great and being fantastic.  It really made me feel like I was able to get exactly what I wanted. Many artists are willing to do that, but not all of them.  It really makes the whole process extremely enjoyable. So I just wanted to mention all of that to say how happy I am not only with the pic, but Alan as an artist and the whole process.  It really gives you a lot more confidence that you’ll be happy with the result. So even though I don’t usually do this, I definitely wanted to recommend anyone who is interested in Care Bears art to consider getting a commission from him.  I don’t get commissions very much these days, but in this case it was completely worth it. I’ll also re-blog his commission info.  I usually reserve my page purely to Care Bear posts, but it’s definitely worth an exception in this case.  

[lgcxminji]

q3 ‘23 plot call

hi everyone! as minji will be partaking in the writing challenge, i am taking threads/plots for just about anybody! i’ll leave some inspiration under the cut. alternatively, you can reach out to me directly with any plot ideas you've wanted filled that minji could fit into (twitter, ims, or discord [ask me]), or you can leave an emoji or song title in the replies for a random starter (i know only two will count, but i don’t mind). in light of this, i am also not dropping any ongoing threads from last quarter on my end, but feel free to drop if you’d like!

i also need one thread for martine corporation!

wc threads

direction - @lgckyungsoo​

beep boop - @cherrylgc​

one step ahead - @lgcharu​

plotting!! - @lgcyejin

as always let me know if i’ve forgotten a thread!

martine corporation thread

@lgcleo

fabula

hanwoo radio! she’s excited to get another chance to talk and talk and talk.... [why i don’t build up her hosting to let her do this more often, idk]

dorm room speculation regarding eunsook’s crush, the august project... basically minji’s nosy as hell and wants you to be, too.

anything for the schedules as well! especially the waterbomb festival, she’s very excited for that. also, the comeback preparations!

trainees/team unknown

need some swimsuit advice, need to borrow a pair of shoes, or just want to rant about how nervous you are about being on a boat in the ocean? minji’s your gal!

minji’s is very serious about getting back into musical theatre by the end of the year! so, anyone was just in project origin is welcome to talk to minji about it!

minji wants to get to know her juniors! she’s willing to do anything from signing albums and taking pics to building/maintaining a strong friendship. bonus points if you let her critique your dancing or help her visualize a choreography idea! it’s been her hobby recently.

other debuted talent

minji’s is very serious about getting back into musical theatre by the end of the year! so, anyone who has been in a musical before (or is maybe considering trying it out themselves) is welcome to talk to minji about it!

if you just debuted, minji would love to congratulate you in person! she would also like to get to know you! she especially wants to take care of nova now that she’s no longer the baby of the legacy groups.

any overlapping schedules! waterbomb, cheer up cast, or just come hang out with minji in general!

[herhours]

once, i was dating a man that i seriously considered marrying.

so before i met this man, i was working through emotional pain. i was actually dating a man for i guess... maybe 4 months at that time? if i'm doing the math correctly. hm. would have to think about that later but, i feel like this has to have been all the same year, because i know i didnt date that man for a whole year. so it probably would have been 4 months at the time.

i met that guy in like march, i met the man i considered marrying in may. im pretty sure thats right. and so it would have been that year. let me go and check pics.

ha, thank god for the tech now - first guy feb/march that year, met the other man in june. HA! hilarious.

anyway.

the feb/march guy, the relationship was super volatile and was never meant to be a real one but we connected and had a messy life thing because of it... we were not exclusive and made a deal that if anyone found someone they were thinking of dating we would end things. i ended up meeting this other man and he had been dating someone else but lying about it, so i was fine with our bargain but he wanted to have his cake and eat it too.

but whatever, that's not the point of this story.

the point of this story is i met this man who i seriously considered marrying.

he was nice, pleasant, placid, we could establish a routine, we went, we were a lovely interactive couple...

he lived in LA and we met when he was visiting chicago. it was long distance, and the dinners, and the conversation, and the calmness was nice and i was ok and happy with it.

but.

he was older than me. and ive never been comfortable dating men older than me. and he told me he loved me before it was ever feasible i could have loved him. and when i made a joke about getting married, he said, "ok :)" and because of the age difference and the getting along lifestyle, i understood i was being recruited to a life trajectory that would benefit me if i were willing to go along with this path.

i don't think i thought so at the time but it's coming to me now and maybe this was the thing that made me, among many other things, lean against it...

and im sure there were other hesitations and other things that i did that caused HIM to respond to me in ways that would never have happened if not for my response, i think but...

we had driven up the coast to sf and when we got there, we got checked into the hotel, we went out for dinner, then we went out for drinks that night. (sf is dirty and gross and ugly and totally not something that you should just visit as if that's a fun thing to do.)

so. the thing that happened was... regardless of all the other up and down mismatch not sure things that happened was, we were at this bar in san francisco.

would never be able to remember what we were talking about, but we're sitting at two stools, im on the right, he's on the left.

he is swiss. he has long blond hair, and he's nearing 50, and he kind of reminds you of the two blonde eastern euro characters from family guy. but he lives this nice luxurious lifestyle in la where he owns both his apartment and his studio in mar vista, and he's a workaholic, and hes tall, and he wears his wavy, streaked blonde hair in a low ponytail with ray bans, with his levis and his blank tees and his vans, and he's found me, this woman 20 years his junior, and we are seeing what this is, and....

we are at this bar in san francisco. dirty ugly bar that's half club half san francisco bullshit. he says something, whatever it is, i reach up to brush a strand of blonde hair out of his face

and he flinches

and (he's nearing 50, i'm 20 years younger than him) i reached up to brush his hair out of his face and he flinched like i was going to hit him, and i asked, "you think i'm going to hit you?"

we went back and had sex at the hotel that night and i definitely felt coerced (he did not coerce me in any way) but i felt obligated, not because he flinched like i might have hit him, and not because he planned this whole drive up the coast, and not because there was this massive age gap between us, and not because he did anything to make me feel like i had to but...

maybe it was all of those things.

i cant figure out the narrative zoomed out in what the specific feeling that makes this meaningful is.

all i know is i reached to brush a strand of hair out of his face and he flinched as if i might hit him.

[spanishinfluenza]

Okay, Twilight recasted in the 90s;

Top picks? 💖

(I HAD PERMISSION TO ASK THESE, ANY WORK UNDERTAKEN IS NOT MY FAULT EVEN IF I AM SUPPLYING THE LOOOAD)

sorry it took so long to get to this i had a single thought and i spent like 3 days on it. Also i'm gonna have to split this into a few parts because tumblr has a 10 photo limit per post? kinda bs but im doing all the cullens and jacob for clarification. anyway without further ado:

Carlisle Cullen - mr 'movie star good looks' himself is gonna be a young Brad Pitt. I know. its contraversial but hear me out.

its the boyish charm and the puppy dog eyes your honour

Esme Cullen - without a doubt its gotta be Julia Roberts. Ma'am the hair, the knock out smile, the soft and adoring eyes OH LORD. thats mama Esme

Emmett Cullen - okay i'd have him bulk up for the role a little but i think i'd prolly have anyone bulk up for Emmett but Chris Tucker hello that SMILE

Rosalie Hale - okay so i know we talked about Alicia Silverstone as Rosalie (think clueless vibes) but i'd also like to offer Sharon Stone. im happy with either but cmon,, look at that 2nd pic - that is Rosalie finding out Edward is willing to offer up their mother as bate to save some random human girl

[sparkvamp]

I'm always willing to hear ur thougts Abt sparklvamp 👁️👁️🤲

OU i feel like i always answer these questions with stupid shit like "they are gay" or something but i do have thoughts and ill actually share them this time.. adding under the cut bc i wrote more than i expected.

im really upset about the fact that a lot of people looked over the text in the love drink story about vampire and sparkling. its very obvious that after drinking the drink it proves that milk likes dark choco and pomegranate is in love w dark enchantress. romantically. as the story explicitly calls it a "potion that will make anyone extra romantic". vampire drinks it, and his first though is that hell drink some more (expected) and then give some to sparkling because he thinks "he'll appreciate it". thats kind of suspiciously gay already actually. n then sparkling gets the drink and wills himself Not to think about what the drink is and how it was made and turned it into his sales pitch.

i just think its very in character of them . like vampire just lets it happen. he drinks it and then he thinks about giving some to sparkling. you know. bc he doesnt care about the implications. bc thats his shtick. he doesnt worry about things. granted he did not know that it was a love potion, but its still a gift from a friend(?). and sparkling Intentionally doesn't think about the implications or even the suspicious drink that Turned His Hair Pink because he thinks it'll be good for business. bc he cannot let an opportunity slide. bc hes work obsessed. sparkling only went on the tropical soda island boat not just because princess asked but bc he heard abt a new drink that he could make. for business (also a hobby i think but mostly for business.) also i keep mentioning this in other parts but he Clearly cares more about work than his own wellbeing. are you seeing this. (see pic below.) it literally has the cartoon skull on it and he still drank it 🤨

but its also really. in character too. because he tested it on himself before giving it to other people. to make sure that its safe and that he doesnt 1. hurt anyone 2. ruin his business. the story literally gave us Nothing it was 1 paragraph about vampire being an idiot and another one about sparkling also being an idiot, in a different way. but they were so in character 😔. sparkling just cannot afford to think about himself because he thinks his business depends on it. you know. the whole relaxer being best friends with the workaholic one.

vampire as the relaxed / relaxer character clearly has more time to actually think about himself because. he doesnt seem to have a job. he spends all of his time in sparklings bar or sleeping on the floor, and he even has a voiceline where he talks about sparkling that reads "theres a cookie in this kingdom whos sense of (taste in) juice is amazing!". he also has a mindset that he doesnt need anything / effort doesnt change much so dont put effort into it and like. questioning why people even put effort into things he doesnt understand (like how a kid asks questions teehee). and sparkling thinks he cannot relax or he will go back to having nothing and lose everything or something. so. you already know what im gonna say . that they could teach each other the importance of their own ideals (relaxing and effort) etc etc. WHATEVER this made no sense sorry this was so long

[robinofinashiro]

“look, i know we don’t know each other that well, but i’m still worried about you. no one deserves to be alone.” 

characters: hoshiumi kourai x fem! reader / slight miya atsumu

request status: OPEN / please send any reqs you guys have! my inbox is currently empty and im lacking in any kind of writing inspiration...like seriously lacking lmao. there could be a part two if any of you are interested in one. 

you looked at your now ex boyfriend, trying to keep your tears at bay. the two of you were standing outside the bar, not knowing what you were planning on saying the man you loved as you saw him with a girl on his lap, laughing and giggling at whatever he was saying. 

“you could’ve just broken up with me, it would have saved me time and effort,” you told him with a stone cold face. you could tell Atsumu was in a straight panic, not knowing what to say or do, “honestly, I would have handled the break up a lot better than you would have assumed I would have.” 

Atsumu reached out to grab your hand but you quickly snatched it back, putting it behind your back, “no, you don’t get the right to hold any part of me anymore. whatever you were doing, do it with the girl you were just with,” you exclaimed, a laugh of bitterness leaving you, “but I don’t want that girl, I want you!” he yelled. 

you rolled your eyes, not believing a word he was saying, “no, you wanted a girl to fuck with on the side while I waited for you at home. you’re just angry you got caught, Miya, that’s all,” you stated. Atsumu felt stray tears falling down his face as you noticed a familiar face with snow white hair popping out of the front of the door. 

“as wrong as this is to say, I was always preparing myself for this. my grandmother always said to have a envelope of cash and money as runaway money in case I ever needed to get away...” you played with you finger nails before looking up to him for one final time, “I’ll be moved out in a few days. the apartment is under your name and I don’t mind getting a new place,” you added on. 

Atsumu saw you walking away, not believing that you were actually leaving him. he grabbed your ankle, practically putting on a scene for everyone who was hanging out in the front of the building, “Atsumu, this is embarrassing for you. quit it while you still have some dignity left, jesus christ,” you said not realizing the mantrum that he was throwing, “you really should’ve thought this all out before you decided to cheat. I always had one rule and you knew it. I could quickly replace you as fast as we got together and this was your one chance.”

you kicked yourself out of his grip, walking into the bar to have yourself a drink. you saw the girl who was on Atsumu’s lap not wanting to look you in the eye as she sat on her chair in shame, “enjoy him girlie because as you can tell, he’ll quickly replace you when he gets bored,” you tipped your glass of dark liquor to her in a ‘good luck’ type of way before finding an empty seat. 

that familiar snow white hair you saw earlier happened to be Hoshiumi who was walking towards you. you being the former Inarizaki manager made you know the names to the most popular players from each team they played so Hoshiumi was no stranger. 

“hey,” you heard his voice say over the music. you gave him a smile with a small wave, not wanting to say, “you okay? I accidentally overheard your situation with Atsumu earlier,” he asked, pulling the seat out from the other side of the table.

you shrugged knowing that all the raw emotions from the argument and what you just had saw hadn’t settled in yet, “I don’t know,” you said truthfully, “my boyfriend of three years was cheating on me and if I’m okay right now, I know I won’t be tomorrow,” you explained. 

Hoshiumi nodded understandingly, “do you mind if I sit with you for the rest of the night?” he asked quietly, in a sort of shy way, which was odd considering Hoshiumi was just as hyperactive as Hinata Shoyo from Karasuno way. “look, i know we don’t know each other that well, but i’m still worried about you. no one deserves to be alone.”  

you felt that pang in your heart as you saw the warmness on Hoshiumi’s smile. you tried to contain your tears as best as you could but Hoshiumi saw right through that. he tracked down the waitress and ordered the two of you another round of drinks, your choice of course as he tried to focus the conversation on anything that wasn’t Atsumu or your breakup. 

- 

from that night forward, Hoshiumi was by your side for the entirety of your breakup. he was of help when you needed an extra hand to move all your things out of your shared apartment with Atsumu. 

it didn’t sit right with Atsumu at the fact that Hoshiumi was seemingly close to you all of a sudden. he had saw him that night at the bar but he didn’t think he would take advantage of the situation and so quickly. never once in the entirety of your relationship with Atsumu did you ever mention befriending Hoshiumi and so closely but seeing the way he was helping you move out and making sure you were okay threw him way the hell off. 

once you were finished taking your things out of the apartment, you looked to Atsumu and wiggled the set of keys that were on your keychain out. you gave him one last look before handing them to him, “so I take it that you won’t accept the job with the Jackals?” he asked. 

“I think you know that answer, Miya.” 

you walked out of the apartment, leaving a teary eyed Atsumu at the door as Hoshiumi waited for you at the front of the building. your place a few minutes farther from Atsumu’s place. it wasn’t as nice of a place in comparison to how you used to live but it would do until you found a job.

“what are you plans now?” Hoshiumi asked as he helped you unpack things from the box. you shrugged again, “I really don’t know. Atsumu had gotten me a job with the Jackals and those were plans for quite a while but considering that relationship is long gone, I guess I really have to start looking for a job before I go broke.” 

Hoshiumi laughed, feeling his phone buzz multiple times. he looked down to see a few texts from Ushijima and Kageyama. to your luck, the Adlers had also gotten a job opening for a few positions with a team. Hoshiumi had mentioned to the team that he knew someone that could possibly take the position of the old manager and they had been grilling him about it since. 

the pre-season was about to start and they needed an experienced manager and quick. considering your qualifications with Inarizaki and the degree you got in college, he knew you would do well on the job and all you would need is a bit of polishing up in order to be great if not even better than their former manager. 

“listen, I don’t know how willing you will be to accept what I’m about to say but Schweiden has an opening for a positions and one of them is to be the team’s manager and assistant. I might’ve pushed your name because I know you’ve done the managerial position before and we need a manager as soon as possible.” 

your eyes doubled down in confusion as Hoshiumi showed you the hiring paper. you quickly skimmed it down seeing that you had the qualifications for the job. you saw that it was a text from Kageyama Tobio that read if you had accept the position yet before their coach killed them. 

“wait, how long would I be there?” you asked, gripping his phone. you looked at you, now slightly confused himself, “what do you mean? you’d be there as long as you want or until you quit. the position is permanent.” you read the application again and smiled, “I just got this place but tell them I’ll be available for an interview at any time.” 

Hoshiumi tackled you into a hug, his hyperactive attitude running rampant again, “THANK YOU! THANK YOU! the team is gonna be so happy, I know it!” he exclaimed, quickly dialing his coaches number as you sat there, taking in your all new reality. 

+ 

after a run through of a few interviews, the Adler’s ultimately gave you the position as their manager and assistant. they found you the most suitable as you had experience under your belt and got along with most of the team. well...as best as you could considering Kageyama and Ushijima weren’t really the talkative type to begin with. 

the move to Tokyo was a bit easier than expected. Hoshiumi quickly helping you into your new apartment as he showed you around the Adler’s gym and even the town when he wasn’t busy. you had your own office since you were assisting the team’s coach with a few office related things but most of your duties were strictly to the team. 

with your new job came new team photo’s for the year as well as your organizations employee id photo. your uniform consisted of black leggings or athletic shorts if Tokyo was particularly hot that day and a Schweiden sweater/t-shirt on game day. on non-game days where you had to be in your office, the general uniform was business casual unless it was Friday’s where you could wear your game day uniform. 

the team photo day was around the corner and the Adler’s even had a few professional makeup artist for anyone who wanted to have their makeup done for the photos. Hoshiumi and to your surprise, Kageyama, landed in the makeup chairs right next to you as they both wanted to be concealed so their under eye bags weren’t as prominent. 

“you ready for the pics?” Hoshiumi asked with an excited smile. you nodded just as excitedly, “working in volleyball again feels so weird but I can’t wait for the season to start!” you exclaimed as Hoshiumi gave you a high-five in agreement. 

unbeknownst to you but known to the entire team, Hoshiumi had fell entirely head over heels for you. his heart eyes weren’t a secret to anyone besides you and if everyone was being honest, they really wanted Hoshiumi to get a move on with asking you out so he could stop coming to practice with a lovesick puppy look on his face. 

after all of you were called to the gym to take the photos, they had all the players and coaching staff take their photos first before any managers and front office staff had their turns. while you waited for your turn, you were talking with the other manager so was an ex player of the team and had recently retired due to permanent injury to his arm. 

“so how do you know Hoshiumi?” he asked as he saw the wave Hoshiumi was giving you. you smiled and waved back, “he was a friend of mine through high school and we just kept in contact since. Kourai and I are basically best friends if I’m being honest,” you explained. 

he gave you a look before giving out a belly laugh, “just best friends? you have to got to be kidding. there’s more to your relationship with Hoshiumi than just best friends,” he admitted. you were a bit taken back by his answer as you asked him to explain, “come on, it’s not obvious? the decoy is in love with you. he follows you everywhere and has heart eyes for you and I can sense the feeling either is mutual or it’s starting to be on your end.” 

you sat in silence, debating whether or not what he was saying was true. you had never taken into account romantic feelings Hoshiumi could have for you and vice versa. you knew deep down, you did harbor feelings for Hoshiumi but up until this point, you had never put it to the forefront of your brain. 

“managers! it’s your turns now!” the photographer said. you nodded, going up to the small set up they had. 

they had you do a bunch of different poses. one photo of just you smiling, another of you holding a volleyball, and a few with the other manager on the team. they had informed you that this year, they would be displaying team player photos along with head manager photos in the front of building, right outside of the gym to show appreciation to the entire team. 

after the photo’s were finished, your head was still playing the conversation you had earlier. the idea of dating Hoshiumi did not sound so bad in the long run and you knew that it now wouldn’t come off as a surprise if you did in fact show feelings to him. 

“Kou, what are you doing tonight?” you asked as he helped you with your bag after practice. he shook his head, saying nothing, “wanna come over? I wanna pig out on food before the season officially starts,” you giggled seeing his excited face as he grabbed your wrist and practically dragged you over to his car, exclaiming you both could get food and snacks. 

the night came down to you watching a few movies from both of your childhood and basically talking/snacking the night away. it eventually got to the point where you moved closer to Hoshiumi, trying to find warmth as your AC was on full blast and you both were too lazy to get the blankets you had underneath your couch to actually get warm. 

“hey Kou,” you said, trying to get his attention. he looked down to you, a warm smile on his face, “would you ever...be interested in dating? I heard a few members of the team saying that you liked me and for a while, I didn’t want to believe that but I figured there was no harm in asking because I totally feel the same,” you finally confessed.

Hoshiumi sat there, mouth wide in surprise as your heart basically fell your ass. your thoughts were immediately plagued with the idea that you had ruined your entire relationship with him but that was quickly put to rest as grabbed your closer and held your face as softly as ever before placing a kiss on both your cheeks before reaching your lips. 

“honestly, I was about to ask you out tonight too. I’ve been having these feelings for a while now and I’m glad you finally confessed. I’ve truthfully liked you since the night I saw you with Atsumu but I didn’t want to make it seem as though I was being pushy.” 

you laughed, pushing yourself away from him a bit as he dipped you down once again and kissed you again. you ran your fingers through his hair as he kissed your neck a bit and parts of your upper chest. 

“you’re the best. I literally thought the best day of my life was the day I got the job for the Adler’s but this beats it by far!” he exclaimed, hugging you now. you laughed, shaking your head at his excitement, “I could say the same,” you giggled as you kissed him again. 

+ 

a few weeks finally passed as the season was in full swing now. you were working a few days a week and going out on the days you had off with Kourai. the only dreadful part in all of this was that the Adler’s were playing Msby soon and you knew that you would in fact be seeing Atsumu during, before, and after the game. 

Hoshiumi could see the slight nervousness and panic on your face the day of the game against the Black Jackals. you weren’t as excited as you were usually were and you were responding to the team in snippets and very short sentences. the team could sense your shift in attitude but didn’t bother to question it. 

“hey, you okay?” Hoshiumi asked, pulling you to the side a few minutes before warm ups. you gave him a questioning look, “I can see you’re nervous and I’m pretty sure it’s probably because of Atsumu being here,” he assumed as you reluctantly agreed. 

he sighed, bringing you in for a hug, “you don’t have to work today. I can make up an excuse that you got sick and say you’re in your office watching the game,” he said. you shook your head, “no, it would be immature of me to miss a game because of that fucking idiot. I’ll be okay, I promise,” you whispered, giving him a kiss of reassurance before letting him go. 

a few feet behind, Atsumu had saw the entire interaction happen. his heart was admittedly broken, seeing the way you were kissing and hugging Hoshiumi. he hadn’t known that you were working with Scheweiden nor did he know that you were even dating Hoshiumi. 

when the team had walked into the gym, he had saw your photo in the hallway entering the gym. your smile was one he missed and he felt himself get angry all over again. it had been months since the breakup but you had yet to unblock him from any social media so all of this news at once broke him. 

the game was a lot more intense than they assumed it would have been. Hoshiumi and Atsumu playing to 100% and even getting into small scuffles. you had saw the interactions and knew it was probably because of you but were arguing when it came down to plays so it didn’t look as immature on the court. 

ultimately, Schweiden won the game, beating the Jackal’s by a landslide in their last set. you were smiling at Hoshiumi as the game ended, bringing him a water and giving him a kiss before handing off the waters to Ushijima and Kageyama next. you had ran out of the gym for a few seconds to refill waters for a few players when you ran into the last person you expect. 

“if you can excuse me Miya, I need to refill these,” you said, not even looking at him in the eye. he moved out of the way, seeing thew way you refilled the bottles as quickly as possible. once you were done, you were about to head back into the gym when he stopped you, “how are you?” he asked shyly. 

you sighed, “fine Miya,” you said curtly. Atsumu growled in annoyance, “are you together with-,” “with me!” you heard Hoshiumi’s voice scream through the hall. you smiled at the sight of him as he pushed you behind him and sizing up the much taller Atsumu. 

“this had nothing to do with you, Hoshiumi.”

“oh but it does! she’s my girlfriend, our manager, and a member of the team so whatever you need to say to her, you can say to me!” you laughed at Hoshiumi’s confidence as Atsumu looked at him, rage filling his eyes, “what? what’re you gonna do? hit me? you’d get suspended and look like a complete idiot to the entire V-league!” 

“do we have an issue?” Ushijima asked, looking at Atsumu and Hoshiumi as Sakusa followed him, “no issue at all,” Atsumu gritted as Hoshiumi wore a proud grin on his face.

“that’s great to hear. come on ( your name ). Hoshiumi you better be in the gym in the next minute.” 

“lets go Atsumu, you don’t win anything out of creating a scene,” Sakusa said as he grabbed his friend and tried dragging him out of the hallway. Hoshiumi waved at Atsumu as cockily as possible, “remember Atsumu! not only did we win the game but I also won your girl!” he screamed. 

Atsumu went to jump but was pulled back by Sakusa and Bokuto as you walked out of the gym again to grab Hoshiumi. he grabbed you by the wrist and kissed you in front everyone that was in the hallway. Atsumu could hear Bokuto telling him to calm down but he wanted nothing more than to run over to Hoshiumi and kick his ass before reclaiming you as his again. 

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frigid air (fic commentary)

literally no one asked for this but hello! hi! if you didn’t know, i wrote a 11 chapter fic called ‘frigid air’ a few weeks back. the fic started as jayhoon centric, but it kinda got off the rails from there hehe

the birth of the idea

so the bri from a few weeks ago was already thinking about writing a lengthy enha au. 

i just finished writing a jakehoon one shot and wanted to try my hand at writing another ship! at first, i thought of typical au ideas that were college themed. those are the most fun to write and read imo, bc it’s so grounded in reality. and also bc the jakehoon one shot i wrote was a lot heavier and angsty, which was something i think i’m better at doing! there’s this really great fic i read that inspired me to try my hand at some lighter themes! 

after reading that au, i was like “hmmmm im gonna try writing some romcom type of stuff.” i always ALWAYS write angst, so this was a really nice and fun change! 

yes, back to the college au ideas. i then began to think about what majors the enha kids would do if they went to college. my notes for the first outline kind of went like this: 

Jay - fashion major, new addition to the dorm, is rich but doesnt want anyone to know, is kind despite being taken advantage of in his hometown, just wants a normal family 

Heeseung - music production major, has a soundcloud lowkey but doesn't let anyone know, is going thru his first real heartbreak and is using music to deal with it 

Jungwon - hasnt decided on a major, came to uni w a full ride taekwondo scholarship, secret boyfriend, coming to terms w sexuality 

Jake - australian exchange student, architecture major, maybe gets a weird stalker? 

Sunoo - beauty school, wants to be a hairstylist, kinda eccentric, knows everyone’s business

Sunghoon - figure skater, doesnt go to school, is close to getting on the national team, lives in a dorm to avoid his tiger parents, softspot for his younger sister

Niki - dance major from japan, is a little too clingy, feels lonely away from his family 

in hindsight, the characters here seem a lot more deeper and fleshed out as compared to what i ended up writing, but i realized that if i kept all of this in - it would’ve been really overwhelming for the reader. i had to remind myself that this was a jayhoon centric fic LMAOOOOO 

after writing this, i was like “WAITTTT A HOT SEC” this sounds a lot like hello my twenties! which btw, is an amazing show on netflix that you should definitely watch. i watched this show with my girlfriend and man, the way it handled all of the a,b,c, etc plots was so fantastic. 

every character had their own stories and that’s what i loved. usually in fics or aus, a lot of the side characters sort of fade into the background. they also do this thing where their main reason for existence is to lift the mc or main ship up in the story. i wanted to avoid that, so taking inspo from hello my 20s, i decided to give every character a story. whether it be something big like sunoo’s stalker or something small like heejake’s and jungniel’s development, i wanted to give them all something to tell. in hello my 20s, each of the girs living in that house had their own unique stories that fit them really well. whether i did it as well as the writers of the show - that’s something else to unpack, right? 

the characters and their developments 

so this is something i’m not sure if i did well in or not. the original plot was to have jay and sunghoon not get along at all. with jay’s abrasiveness and sunghoon’s surface coolness, i thought it would be fun to see them butt heads. but i realized that it wasn’t so realistic because they don’t really see each other enough to butt heads that much. i thought making sunghoon shy and reserved (thus standoffish) while jay tries his best to make sunghoon open up was a lot more cuter. 

jay is a lot more bold in this, even through his embarassing moments. he’s self-assured, determined and open to pretty much anything. he’s generous and friendly. the only weakness jay has is he’s too presumptious sometimes and assumes stuff without any real basis, as seen with him assuming that ryujin and sunghoon were dating bc of a passing remark from jake and some yt comments. i gave him a dead dad at the end of the fic bc hello we’re projecting but also to explain why he’s super close to his mum and why he’s just a tad bit behind everyone else his age. i wanted to expand on this a little but sadly, i kinda ran out of words to talk about this. if you know what i mean. tbh, jay doesn’t have much of a development in this. that’s something i really want to improve on in my next au, giving my mc some actual development instead of getting carried away with other side characters. 

sunghoon is, as i said, shy and reserved. he has a lil trauma from being rejected by seon years ago. you can tell that his experience was not pleasant at all - so he keeps feelings of attraction and want farrrrrr away from him. sunghoon is sorry he’s an anti-romantic, if you will. throughout this fic, you see him open up to jay and realize that not every guy he’s attracted to will reject him painfully. he also learns that he doesn’t need to keep people at an arms length away and that opening himself up to more people will bring about very nice things! very cliche but hey, it iz what it iz. 

jungwon was a fun one to write! not bc i feel a little of what he feels, but bc he’s adorable with daniel and having him be unsure was fun to write. jungwon is pretty self-assured in this fic, but with daniel, he’s not really sure what he’s doing. 

heeseung feels secure enough with jake that he’s willing to sing in front of him, which is something he doesn’t do. jake is very naive about relationships and hee’s feelings for him, but heeseung kind of brings him down back to reality with the scene from han river. heeseung is getting over a breakup and that stuff takes a while, so that’s why i didn’t let them get together too fast. hee knows how jake feels about him and he doesn’t want to ruin it by jumping into things so fast. 

sunoo is super friendly and too trusting with people, which is both a blessing and a curse. niki and him have been attached to the hip since their friendship started and niki sees sunoo as a very very dear friend to him. bc who else lets him sleep in his bed and who else buys him taiyaki everyday? that’s right, it’s his sunoo hyung. sunoo also cares for niki a lot and they’re just very sweet. 

what i did well and what i didn’t 

okay this is debatable, but i did like how i wrote the developing relationships in this, mostly the ones that weren’t the main jayhoon arc. i liked the way i wrote jungwon and daniel’s little friction and i loved heejake’s confession scene. 

the humour in this was a little weak for me, but it was my first attempt at writing it so it’s forgivable. 

i just wished i wrote the main relationship better. i feel like it took a while at the beginning and suddenly went from 49 to 27403 real quick. if i were to rewrite it, i’d give them a lot more time to pine as that stage before friends and maybe insert more conflict. 

i’d give jay a stronger conflict other than trying to befriend with sunghoon. his character felt very 1d for me and i didn’t like that. i needed to develop him more tbh LMAOOO 

music! 

anti-romantic by txt

perhaps love by eric nam ft cheeze

love poem by iu 

give love by akmu 

hope ur ok by olivia rodrigo 

only yoou by yand da il 

references for sunghoon’s ice skating 

sunghoon’s white outfit in the youtube video with ryujin 

sunghoon’s black outfit in nationals 

the reference pic jay draws of sunghoon (which seon sees) 

if you read the fic, i’d like to say thank you! i had a lot of fun writing this and seeing everyone’s reactions to the plot twists was super fun hehehehe i genuinely loved doing it even tho it gave me a lot stress! thank u for reading this if u read it too LMAOOOOO 

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feel / ch. 3 (m)

-  producer!jaebeom x f reader

- romance/angst/smut warning: sexting  

- 1k words

-  summary: you are a hopeless romantic looking to forget your highschool  crush, jaebeom, until you match his fwb only tinder account.

ch. 1 / ch. 2 / ch. 3 (m) / ch. 4 (m)

It’s been two days since you last spoke to Jay. He didn’t message you, and you didn’t want to seem pushy. Sure, you have things to do and fill your time while you stressfully message Sooah saying Jay won’t text you but he can update his Instagram. And of course Sooah will insist he’s a fuckboy and that’s what they do, plus he doesn’t actually know you and is probably messaging other girls at the same time and his profile does say he wants sex so why are you so hell bent on being with a guy who doesn’t care about you? Well, because you’re a clown, and that’s what clowns with a crush on a fuckboy do. They message their crush again, because he doesn’t remember you exist. And yes, it’s 10pm, but he’s just updated his Instagram story so you know he’s on his phone.

You: Hey! How did work go?

And now you wait.

Jay: as good as work gets. wbu

Don’t you love it when a guy says “wbu?”

You: I just finished baking some cookies.

Jay: i dont have the patience for that

wish i could have some cookies

You: I could always send you some.

Jay: i don’t want them to crumble, you’ll have to come here. :P

i can order some fried chicken.

You: I don’t really like fried chicken that much.

Jay: what am i going to serve then?

It’s all been building up to this… the risky text.

You: I’ll have the chicken, you can be the dessert.

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.

.

And now he’s not replying. Shit.

You: Was that too much?

Jay: that was perfect

you’re such a tease

You: I didn’t do anything

Jay: are you trying to make me fall for you?

You: You’re a catch, what do you want me to do?

Jay: how many catches are you reeling in tho

You: You’re actually the only one

The other guys here aren’t very desirable

Jay: so what i'm hearing is, you desire me :P

You: I mean

Jay: sounds like you deserve two servings of dessert

You: I’ll take it

Jay: i'm glad you’re willing to take what i want to give

You: What can I say, I have a weakness for guys with piercings.

Jay: :) and i have a weakness for women who know what they want

cute, charming, intelligent, are all bonuses

You: Now you’re gonna make me fall for you

Jay: what are you doing right now

that's the goal

You: Doing the dishes, sexy right?

Jay: yes you are

You: How do I reply to that?

Jay: :)

You: Do you enjoy making people flustered?

Jay: only if they’re enjoying it too

hey you asked :P

hopefully i can be a welcome distraction

You: Oh you are

Your phone’s battery is seriously draining from the location services required by Tinder. Plus, getting guys off the app is better.

You: Hey, this app is a little clunky. Do you want to talk somewhere else?

Jay: well, im not on much, but i have kakao

Defjayb

my kakao id

You open KakaoTalk, go into search and Add by ID. “defjayb”.

Jaebeom sent you a message.

Jaebeom: [photo]

Oh god. Did he send you a dick pic?

Jaebeom: hey there

You scroll and

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.

.

It’s just a selfie thank God.

You: That was a risky click

Jaebeom: Were you expecting something risky

You: Please you totally set it up like that

Jaebeom: [picture]

Oh… why does he have topless selfies in his phone…

Jaebeom: How about a taste

You know desserts aren’t meant to be enjoyed alone

Maybe you could send him a picture that showed your cleavage.

You: [picture]

Jaebeom: Mm love it

You: Maybe I could show you more?

Jaebeom: Yes please

I’m so hard rn

Here goes nothing…

You: It’s how I want you

Can you show me?

Jaebeom: How do you feel about a risky click then?

You: Sure

Jaebeom: [picture]

Attached is a picture of his pants, with the shape of his erection.

And where do you leave off in your photoshoot?

Forget any work you intended to do right now, you have to take some nice pics without anything identifiable in them.

You: How’s this?

Jaebeom: Gorgeous

Jaebeom: [picture]

Oh God. This is the real deal. He really sent you a dick pic. He’s sitting on a chair, with his left hand on his hard dick, captioned “Need your lips here.”

Jaebeom: You look delicious

Can I see more under your clothes?

You: What would you like to see?

Jaebeom: I’m a sucker for a back view

But whatever you want

And this is where you spend 3 minutes contorting in order to send his the best picture of your ass anyone could ever take. While making sure nothing else is visible.

Jaebeom: Wish it were pantyless, but hot nonetheless

You: Sorry, they’re still on

Jaebeom: Sounds like you’re asking for punishment

You’ll have to be taught a lesson

Where do I put my cock when your panties are still on?

Shit… You’re gonna have to slide them so the side a bit, and take a pic.

You: [picture]

Jaebeom: You are getting warmer

Don’t disappoint me now baby

Give yourself up to me

There’s no going back, you take another one.

You: [picture]

Jaebeom: Now we’re talking

I want to lick everything I’m seeing

I want you to grab my cock

So you can put it inside you

You: Me too

Jaebeom: I love how wet you are

It’s making me harder

You: It’s how I want you

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Read. He’s not replying anymore.

Five minutes later, however.

Jaebeom: [video]

It’s a video of him running him slowly rubbing his dick.

This took FOCUS

You: Wish we could exchange your hand for something else

Jaebeom: God how I wish it were your lips gripping it

Pussy lips*

You: Whichever you want.

Jaebeom: I’m not fucking around Im gonna cum while I still can

Send me one last thing I can cum to?

You send another picture.

Jaebeom: Good girl

God that was a trip

Thank you

I gotta get back to work now.

You: Right, good luck.

[catwithangerissues]

hii can i get a male haikyuu matchup? im 5’3 with dark brown curly hair and brown eyes.im introverted and dont really try to communicate with others + hate small talk cause it makes me anxious. ive been told i come off as cold + i also have a hard expressing myself through words sometimes. my love language is probably quality time and touch, though im not very touchy to anyone other than my mom and bsf. when im comfortable im very talkative and loves joking around, i dont like loud noises or big crowds. i do a lot of art related things as well as read and write. i dont really have a type, i like who i like. lots of people say i always look bored. im a very sleepy person and can be lazy but i do try to be active sometimes. i love learning new things and sharing them with those who im close with. my interest at the moment are space, spirituality, psychology and politics. my aesthetic is very much spiritual stoner coffee addict bookworm. im a gemini and a intj :). thank you sm!

I’d match you with...

✨SUNA RINTARŌ✨

-I always start with height lol. But Suna would probably occasionally poke fun and tease you for the height difference. He’s a pretty tall guy, and he gets a huge kick out of helping you out when you can’t reach something. He’ll never hurt your feelings, because truthfully he just thinks your height is super cute <e

-I think Suna would make a habit out of playing with your curls, if you were okay with it. He’d be listening to you talk and just reach a hand out to twirl one between his fingers, humming in response to whatever you were saying <3

-He wouldn’t mind that you were an introvert, he is a little bit of one himself. He won’t force you to go anywhere you don’t want to, or do anything you don’t want to do. He’s more than happy staying at home in bed all day, just scrolling through your phones and talking about each other’s day <3

-As for quality time and physical touch, I think he’s the same way. He’s enjoys just being in your presence, no matter what mood he’s in. Even if he’s just napping in your lap, he’s more than content, usually with a small smile on his sleepy face as he nuzzled into your hair that’s messing with his hair <3 he loves when you do that, it luls him right to sleep <3 if you stop he’ll probably half asleep grab your hand and place it back on his head, pouting because he misses your touch(OMG MY HEART)

-You aren’t a fan of loud noises, but that works out perfectly because Suna isn’t one for many words anyways, let alone loud ones. He’s very observant, and if ever you were getting overwhelmed by the noise, he’d be quick to remove you from that situation. When he talks to you, even in an argument or disagreement, he never raises his voice. Just because you don’t agree on something doesn’t mean he wants to hurt or scare you, so even if he’s not very loud of a person to begin with, he’s always extra careful for you<3

-Sleepy and kinda lazy? That sounds like the perfect date to Rin. He’d probably text you during the day that he wanted to take a nap with you when he saw you, he loves holding you while you guys nap<3 he probably lazily plays with your hair and whispers love confessions while he’s half asleep too <3

-Love jokes? Rins always got a sarcastic comment ready to whisper in your ear, usually with a smirk on his face as he watches you giggle at his humor<3 it’s usually something about the twins being dumb lol

-Rinta definitely admired your want to learn new things, and thinks it’s even more adorable when you begin to ramble about something new you learned or tried out! He likes to hear you go on about your interests, and if you ask, he’s more than willing to try them with you. He’s a very supportive s/o <3

-Stoner coffee addict bookworm aesthetic? He’ll be all over it. Since he’s not one for many words, as stated before, he probably makes a romantic habit of buying you books he’s heard you express interest in, and leaves them for you in places he knows only you’ll find <3 he might leave a sticky note or your favorite coffee along with it, that he bought on the way to your house to drop off with his little gift <3 Stoner aesthetic? I’m pretty sure the entire fuckin’ fandom agrees that Suna is the epitome of that lmao 😂

🌱Headcanons, cute couple things, scenarios, whatever else I feel like writing lmao

-He enjoys you reading to him while he lays in your lap, he tries his best to stay awake as long as he can but he just finds your voice so soothing, it’s hard to keep his eyes open<3

-He definitely takes you on coffee or bookstore/library dates. He also definitely takes you on random spontaneous adventures at like 2am cause he slept all day and now he misses you and can’t sleep so he wants your attention <3

-Rin is the type to when he buys you a coffee, he’ll give the barista your first and his last name and it’s SUPER CUTE seeing him get all red when you giggle and confront him about it

-He definitely gave you a necklace with a fox on it, he has a matching charm on his keychain <3 (I FUCKING LOVE THIS HEADCANON HOKY SHIT)

-He has a picture of you on one of your spontaneous adventures at like a skate park or something as his background and he always smiles when he gets to explain the story behind the pic <3

-Has a giant collection of hoodies but buys more with the sole purpose to give them to you <3

🌱I hope you enjoyed the matchup! I decided to start adding little hc’s and stuff at the bottom to make mu’s more personal <3 Thanks for requesting!

[moonylantsovs]

Hi could i have a ship for teen wolf and the 100 or harry potter. Im a straight girl, virgo, gryffindor, brown hair, hazel eyes, 5'9, sarcastic, dont show alot of emotion on the outside, would do anything for the people I care for, Im very laid back and dont like drama and I love music and the ocean. People think im smart and funny:) Thank you❤

Teen wolf:

Theo Raeken

- you'd probably be a banshee

- you and theo were best friends before he moved away

- and now that he's back you're one of the two banshees of the McCall pack

- so since you were friends before he thinks it's gonna be easy to gain your trust and therefore the pack's

- but as much as you don't want to admit it you agree with stiles

- you think there's something fishy about him

- so you try to stay away from him

- but he's persistent

- he goes from walking you to classes and sitting next to you I'm every one of them

- to climbing through your window during night

- and at first it annoyed you

- but then the late night visits turned into movie nights

- and then eventually turned into make out session on your bed

- but the 'problem' was that he isn't even pretending anymore

- he actually has feelings for you

- that's why he tells the dread doctors not to touch you

- but you still end up the one in Eichen house instead of lydia

- and that's probably the only reason theo leads stiles to you

- because he regrets putting you in danger so much he's even willing to let the mccall pack rescue you

- you can just imagine his face as he watches stiles carry you outside

- theo's not stupid

- he knows about stiles' feelings for you

- but he also knows you don't feel the same

- at least he hopes so

- because in the middle of all this mess

- he fell in love with you

- after you recover you don't want anything to do with him

- he tried to come to your house

- but you locked your windows

- you spent most of your time with either malia, stiles or liam

- that is until you defeat the beast

- and you watch theo get dragged to hell

- you can't stop the tears for falling for two reasons

- one, you actually fell in love with him before you realized he was the bad guy

- and two, because you thought he felt the same

- a few months have past

- the ghost riders came to beacon hills

- when malia, scott, lydia and you came back from canaan where you were looking for stiles because of your vision

- you didn't expect for a certain chimera to be sitting in scott's smiling sheepishly

- and it takes everything in you not to punch him in the face or to lash out on liam for bringing him back

- but malia beats you to it and literally pounces on him

- after scott was able to pull her of off him you take a look at his bloody face

- "you look like shit"

- your words make him chuckle and for the first time in the last couple of months he has a genuine smile on his face

- you just roll your eyes and lead him away to clean his wounds

- and he can't take his eyes off of you the whole time

- "would you punch me if I kissed you right now?"

- "probably"

- "I think I'm gonna do it anyway"

- to your surprise he actually puts one hand on your waist while cupping your cheek with the other and pulls you in for a kiss

- it takes you a second but you kiss him back

- after you pull back he opens up to you about hell

- and how you were the only thing keeping him sane

- as you two kept talking about stuff that happened in the time you were apart you completely forgot the pack of werewolf with supernatural hearing were standing in the living room, being able to here everything you were saying

Harry Potter:

FRED WEASLEY

- you two officially met during the train ride to hogwarts on your third year

- you've seen each other at classes and during the sorting ceremony in the first year

- and of course you knew who he was

- he's one of the weasley twins, who were very popular in your year but you never hung out because you had your own friend group

- but when fred bumped into you while you were getting to the bathroom in the train everything changed for him

- he starred at you for what felt like hours until you snapped him out of it by clearing your throat

- "S-sorry"

- you didn't know fred weasley would actually stutter when a girl would just talk to him

- the thought made you snort

- "are you gonna move or do you want something?"

- he moved out of the way "Right, sorry. I'm-"

- "Oh I know who you are"

- he cracked a small coy smirk "So do I get to know your name?"

- "Maybe some day. If you earn it" you grinned and walk away leaving him to watch as you go

- truth be told of course he knew who you are

- he saw you as soon as you got sorted and sat down at the Gryffindor table

- you never spared a glance at him

- but he's been pinning after you since he came into Hogwarts

- george still doesn't stop teasing him about it

- not that he cares

- he never listens to his brother about girl stuff

- if he did he'd probably start talking to you a while ago

- george is surprised when his brother barges into their compartment and blurts out "I just had a conversation with y/n y/l/n"

- and he can't stop wheezing at his brothers stupidity

- he's been telling him to talk to her for 3 years and when he finally pics up the courage to do it it's when he nearly knocks her over

- fred finally listens to his brother's advice and decides he's gonna try to get closer to you and maybe even ask you go hogsmeade this year

- so he sits next to you at dinner with a huge grin on his face making you furrow your eyebrows in confusion

- you were completely oblivious to your friends knowing smirks and asked him what he was doing

- "Is it that bad I want to sit next to a pretty girl y/l/n?"

- "So you do know my name"

- "I have my courses"

- you didn't expect him to walk you to classes the day after

- or the day after that

- or the day after that

- but after a few months you were regularly hanging out with both the twins

- george was like a brother to you and fred was your crush

- not that you'd ever admit it to anyone

- when Christmas came up he finally asked you to go to hogsmeade with him

- alone

- not as friends thought

- his explanation wasn't very subtle

- there was a lot of rambling

- you found it cute and hilarious at the same time

- once you finally ended up dating no one was happier then george

- he'd third wheel occasionally but most of the time he'd leave you two to your date

- you'd help with a lot of pranks

- which landed you in detention

- along with McGonagall finding you two snogging in a random broom closet

[b00bconnoisseur]

Thoughts on ur own gf?

WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ASKING ANON CAUSE I LOVE TALKING ABT MY HONEYBEAN

Ok so first off, i just wanna start by saying that i love Cam sooooo soo much. Like shes legit not just my partner but one of my best friends and the first person i think of to tell anything to when something happens (whether it be bad or good) and it some ways ITS REALLY NOT FAIR THO

Like they KNOW i tell them absolutely everything cause literally if i even see a bird im like "BABE I SAW THE CUTEST BIRD DO YOU WANT TO SEE A PIC" and so if we're play arguing ill be like "fine i wont tell/show u this thing then" n she'll say "you'll tell me eventually" n its true tbh i give in everytime cause i like talking abt n sharing things with them n they know that nssbjsvs. An y wa y. Yea we're close ndvsnsvs

But ok so Cam is honestly really sweet and i think my favorite thing about them has to be that she's really like a v considerate and understanding person. Like im ngl ive had almost zero to no actual relationship experience and so theres alot of feelings and just *gestures* relationship things ive never experienced before. Like for example im not the best at like communicating personal things and problems in general but ive been working on trying to be better at it and they've been SO patient with me?? Like ive expressed all of this to them and theyve literally been so calm and sweet and assuring me that its okay and that things take time and they understand and are more than willing to be patient with me and i cant even begin to tell u how sweet that is and how much that really really even means to me to hear that, especially from her

And like if smtns wrong w me she'll ask if im okay and if i wanna talk abt whatever it is and i can literally go on abt it for hours while in a breakdown and the whole time we talk it over and they've always everytime been really sweet to me and, again, telling me i dont need to feel bad and reassuring me that stuff is okay and they completely listen and just are incredibly understanding and considerate. Like im abt to cry rn but i just love them so much 🥺 Like i always always feel so much better after talking to Cam about anything and that she really is so fuckin nice yo

Like i cant believe how lucky i got to be with them and just exist at the same time as them 😭

My baby is also so incredibly beautiful like h o l y s h i t. And she'll dissagree with me but its true! They have the most beautiful eyes and the cutest smile!!!!!!! They have dimples and i love them sI MUCH. THEYRE SO ADORABLE AND I WANT TO KISS THEM. N their dimples will show when he smiles and i just 🥺🥺

I honestly cant even tell you how happy and smiley i get when i see my baby and hearing their voice and laugh and its just literally the best thing

This is already long as hell but am i done? No BUT i will try n keep the rest shorter jdhdhs

One thing about cam is that they arent the best at verbally expressing their feelings into words while i v much am cause its my love language. But like the thing is they dont have say a mile long paragraph gushing feelings for me to know that im loved by them. They dont even have to say i love you (she does everyday but even still jdhdhdvs). Like all the above i said about them? Thats love. When she trusts me with stuff that she wouldnt/hasnt with anyone else? Love. When they send me memes and videos about interests i have cause they know id like it even tho theyve no clue about it at all? Love. When they /listen/ to me talk about kpop even tho they know jack shit but know i love it? Love. When we're just joking around together for hours? Love. When they hate hanging up the phone even when theyre really tired cause itd mean our call is officially over even tho we text immediately after? Love. When she sends me photos of their pets and of other animals cause she knows i love them? Love love love and i love love love them so so s o much

Theres so much more i wanna say but im gonna wrap this up so in conclusion: my girlfriend is the most amazing person and i love them more than words can even express. She's my honeybean and im so happy and grateful for them in my life

Heres an actual photo of me as a bonus!