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I hope everyone with a para that drinks a lot has a good day
#im very drunk rn#wtf do americans put in their vodka#it usually takes me 3-4 drinks to get here#ive had 1.5#matthias my beloved#arthur my beloved#too fucked up to think of more rn#madd#maladaptive daydreaming#paraportal#immersive daydreaming#madd positivity
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u want thoughts??? elotes thoughts???? dont mind if i dooooo
i mean my vision of him was influenced by yours to some degree because holy shit, but he's a walking contradiction!! he's so grounded and not interested in complexity at all (apart from pvp strats), yet he's a star person!!! ethereal being!! yet so lowly physical, growing out of soil and yummy nutrients yesyes
he loves like he fights, laughing, going around it, hyping everyone up but himself. his body hurts most days but its okay, he's used to it. diabetes do be a bitch. he'd rather follow than lead because he does not like responsability, but once he's responsible for something he'll hate himself over the smallest mistake, even those that arent his fault.
he thrives under bright sunlight and dim silver starlight, because plant!!! and starchild!! he hears when the Universe sings! he hears black holes drumming onto spacetime and supernovas bursting into laughter! and sometimes he just lays in a patch of sunlight and soaks it up like a well-loved cat, even for a brief moment bc he's bad at staying still.
he's bad at hating too. he can't quite manage it. it takes a lot for him to feel genuine dislike for someone instead of just indifference or pity. he was not molded with the capacity to hate anyone but himself.
i could go on man
anon i wrote u an essay and tumblr deleted it . i hope this suffices but pls know ive been chewin on this for days and my goodnes , i love what u have to say abt him , Especially about him and his ability to hold hatred its so *cradles the words* its So *beholds the cucumber* Its So *turns into bubbles*
that second last bit abt the sun also hit me . he was supposed to do this ;-; this is a glimpse of what life should have been like , and instead it is a gift of a moment , and then lbr he feels bad about needing a break . 'whats wrong with u ? everythings fine , get up and go do something , why arent u doing anything ?' stop ittttt ;---;
yes ;0; grgrhjgf he was supposed to be a star , he was made out of love and life and milk and dirt and light , he was supposed to carry the torch of his entity , and instead he spent his entire life defying the design he was given ; n ; just bashing himself up because he learnt what a strong hero was and went well , thats gotta be me ! n then he comes fresh off his three+ year long bender into the island and is just . Who the fuck Is he . and What is his life . of course hes gonna be a mess the second u scratch the surface and learn what contradictions are there . his upbringing and core values that had to take a backseat so he could survive being a hunter ;-;
aaaaaah anon thankyou ;3; u made such a beautiful bunch of etoiles thoughts , what goods
#etoiles#anon..#anon im so sorry#im very drunk rn#i had so much more to say i have so much love for your etoiles thoughts#they all vanished tho ; - ;
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to me, transition goals are halsin bg3, jack black, laszlo cravensworth, and karl heisenberg
#atlas speaks#im very drunk rn#transmasc transition goals#thought this was better suited to tumblr than twitter#also i see halsin as having functional muscles where he has a good layer of fat over them
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Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles–
❝The only thing that can defeat power is more power. That is the one constant in this universe. However, there is no point in power if it consumes itself. I will enlist the help of an old friend against our common foe. I will use one pawn to eliminate the other, and emerge with the spoils for myself.❞
➛DARK LEGACY
#i have very strong negative feelings abt the umbrella's end scenario as a whole but this moment did fuck#albert wesker#chris redfield#resident evil the umbrella chronicles#resident evil umbrella chronicles#the umbrella chronicles#chrisker#gif set#my gifs#resident evil gif#resident evil#umbrella's end#umbrella corporation#chresker#btw im drunk rn thays my excuse if these gifs suck#oh and also btw wesker is watching both chris and jill on a monitor and has encountered jill as often as chris#his fate should be as intertwined with jill's but he just doesn't give a fuck abt her dudes literally obsessed w chris
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idec anymore. sending this out into the wild
#is this nsft idk#im not tagging this anymore than that if this post finds its people it finds them#snap sketches#this is my idea of drunk posting ig idk. highkey the whiskey's like pretty much worn off but while i was making this post i felt the effect#im still posting it idc havent posted no bullfuckery in a minute and i guess this counts if youre dehydrated enough#listen all i know is that house of m magneto is being released on my birthday and i saw the rendered model for it#and im very not normal. i drew this before seeing it on my tl but still#im just that in tuned with teh universe idk ..#anyway its my bitch ass friend kaylas birthday today. whatever. already wisehd her happy bday#i wanted to draw a comic bout pietro getting mags terrible shampoo that dries his hair out#'is that why' yeah thats why i drew this. too lazy to draw all that rn but the idea of him wearing his helmet in the shower makes me laugh#alas new mutants has shown me he DOES properly wash her hair or whatever ... who even cares ...#also 'snap thats really specific' yeah because i used shampoo my bro got me and it dried my hair out#and i know this because the second i switched shampoos my hair was good and Nto Dry agian the FUCK. evil.#ok bye. im gonna laze around on the couch until i pass out vjLEAKVJAKLJ
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Not to glaze or anything but… I just want to say as a prime Fernando girlie that Lance fans are fully welcome on this blog because you guys are the sweetest and kindest people i’ve ever seen/met. Like i’ve been through the highs and lows interacting with different F1 fanbases but the only constant was that Lance fans were always so positive and nice. The way you guys fully back your driver from harsh unwarranted criticism is amazing. Plus seeing Nando have a teammate that works with him very very well and not against him is so relieving. Lance and Aston tamed the old man and im so happy to see him living his best life with a bright smile again. 💚💚💚
#im very drunk rn so im very emotional but my point still stands#thank you for being so welcoming and postive Lance fans#lance stroll#strollonso#drunk thoughts
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[Image description: A digital drawing based on the film 2001: A Space Odyssey. On the left, there's David Bowman's face within a space helmet, lit up by red light. He's looking forward, eyes shining with tear that haven't dropped yet. His mouth is open, his expression one of disbelief. Behind this, there's a rocky landscape with a dark monolith in the middle, being touched by two apes. These apes have space helmets on, the top one wearing a green one and the bottom one wearing a yellow one. Overlayed on the monolith there's the circular lens of Hal, glowing a bright red. The ground is grey with purple and green shading, while the sky is a lighter yellow that ascends into whites. The lineart is a very dark blue, with lots of shadows. The colour scheme is cold and muted.]
Inktober - Day 31 (Landmark)
Film - 2001: A Space Odyssey (Stanley Kubrick, 1968)
#inktober#inktober 2024#2001: a space odyssey#2001: a space odyssey fanart#david bowman#david bowman fanart#digital art#i am kinda drunk rn cos im getting ready to see frankenhooker so ill keep this short 👍#very gorgeous film (this is the third of the films that i watched specifically for inktober)#dont watch it if u dont have patience but it was very wonderful i love hal and david 🙏#song of the day is someone's looking at you by the boomtown rats#not extremely fitting but i didnt plan this one ahead of time lol#love the album <3
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happy new (wip) year (wednesday)
swanqueen season six au (we getting these girlies some fucking therapy and a joint)
“I- um… it’s to help me, uh, sleep,” she offered, stumbling over her words but making no move in an attempt to put out the burning joint or hide it in any way; it was too late for that. She expected a sharp remark about the so-called sheriff doing drugs, how she was supposed to be a role model. But there came no reprimand, no reminder of their son sleeping inside, no words at all. Regina simply joined Emma, leaning against the porch railing beside her and staring off into the storm brewing over the bay. As the silence between them settled, Emma brought the joint back to her mouth, taking a long drag before exhaling slowly and carefully; there was no way she was letting weed smoke blow over Regina Mills. Regina said nothing, made no acknowledgment of Emma at all.
So they stood there, watching the storm’s slow advance. The air was thick, moisture hanging heavy in the motionless night. Emma kept smoking; Regina kept standing there. It was kind of nice. The anxiety Emma had been experiencing around Regina abated, a calmness overtaking her mind. Her knees felt tingly, and her elbows did, too. She dared to break their unspoken agreement to not look at each other to find that Regina was beautiful. She knew that already, but it hit her suddenly just how beautiful she really was. Her hair had gotten longer, feathering out around her shoulders. Her face was more angular, sharper than it had been, but the softness Emma had missed was still present in her eyes, a gaze reserved for Henry, small children, and animals. And Emma. Regina had started affording her that look before everything went to Hell. Fuck, she had missed it.
“What’s so funny?” It took Emma a second to process that Regina had spoken. She blanched when she realized she’d been caught staring.
“What? Nothing,” she stammered, bringing the joint back to her mouth. She really needed to put it out, go inside and get some actual sleep, but she couldn’t be the one who broke this moment, not when Regina was standing there all beautiful, looking at her with her special eyes and an eyebrow cocked in amusement.
“Please, you’ve been side-eyeing me and grinning like an idiot for five minutes,” Regina challenged, turning to face her. A slight breeze cut off the storm through the warm night just to torment Emma by mussing dark hair across an expectant face. Her hand was up before she had command of it, shaky fingers tucking errant strands of hair behind Regina’s ear. The pads of her fingers brushed lightly against Regina’s cheek, perhaps a bit more than she had meant, but she was rewarded with a little intake of breath, then a smile. It was a small, broken smile, one that had weathered raging seas and uncounted battles, fallen to pieces but saved to be fit back together. It found hold deep in Emma’s chest, catching and pulling at something that had long been buried, pushing her heart up into her throat.
“I just missed you,” Emma finally blurted. Shame took over as the words passed her lips. She had missed Regina, but it was her own fault, unable to face the other woman until their son intervened. The amusement didn’t leave Regina’s face, the soft little smile broadening.
“You’re baked,” Regina accused. Emma spluttered.
“What? I can’t just miss you, I have to be baked to miss you? Also, who says baked anymore?”
“I say it when you’re obviously baked,” Regina shot back. “Does it really help you sleep?”
“Why, your majesty,” Emma drawled. “Surely you’re not interested in trying an illegal substance.” She grinned, feeling the giddiness and stupidity flood her in a way it hadn’t in months. Regina rolled her eyes, and it was like a lighthouse had been lit. Emma’s chest was burning hot, something she couldn’t name tickling the back of her throat, begging to come to light, to be named. She swallowed it down in favor of basking in Regina’s indignation.
“Medical cannabis has been legal in Maine since 1999,” Regina informed her. Then her head tilted, dark eyes peering into Emma’s being. “This is medicinal, right, Sheriff?”
“Of course, Madam Mayor,” Emma returned the honorific, bringing the joint back to her lips with a grin. Regina shook her head, turning back to gaze at the storm. But the smile stayed on her face, growing ever so slightly. Emma couldn’t stop smiling.
#once upon a time#swanqueen#emma x regina#regina mills#emma swan#ouat#swen#emma swan x regina mills#ouat fic#swanqueen fanfiction#fic wip#drugs cw#this is the haha what if they smoked weed#that turned into oh they’re horribly traumatized let’s expand on that#also#happy new year!#im very drunk rn and I hope you’re having a good time too
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im wheezing, why he looking like that
#his face looks exactly how i feel rn (im drunk)#??????#oh yea btw very late but doing the live stream summary now. unless i dont and just post the codes and banners but#i try first to summarize#babbles
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i want to WRIIIIIITE. can my fuckass parents go overseas again i cant dissect internalised homophobia while youre sitting in the same open plan room
#sorry im 3 drinks in and ive had. a day. where im like. well. never mind#suffice to say the only way i can fix it is to immerse myself in. zosan.#the um. well. sappy romance. i need it#this chapter doesnt even have any of that its just very hot fucking then sanji blowing his life up as usual#sorry spoilers#but i did kind of write the fic around the sex scene in this chapter#drunk val is really revealing her kinks rn. anyway. sorry wydyehcjsk love u guys
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i love overwatch
#overwatch#overwatch 2#HEEELP JELKLEKJEAVJK#im with a lovely group ... very endearing people i love them so much .... im having fun playing ow. ..#BUT WE HAVENT GOTTEN INTO A COMP GAME YET HEEEELP EARKLVAERKLVJELAKJALEKVJAV#if i remember to im gonna put together all my drunk potgs. cause im drunk rn and i got a few GLKRJLKAJ
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Is your name Sarah AND Charlie!? Are you two admins of this account? Are you personas of the same person?
people can have more than one name sometimes. charlie is my epithet. like hector of the shining helm but sarah charlie. u know
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insane moment at the bar tonight where someone i was chatting with. used to be college roomates with KAREN BERGER’S son?????????????? LIKE HELLOOOOO?????
#grandpa max is god? i go to church now#sorry i’m still very drunk rn so typing. hard. but im just losing my mind a lot#like to be clear highlight of the night was more. kissing cute girl rather than chatting with that guy. but i feel the tumblr crowd would#be more interested in. vertigo editor connection.#he was very nice tho like he’s a sweetheart. just like. yk. cute girl > that
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is it so much to ask for the lesbians to be happy through all eternities
#me as i stare at my new adachi and shimamura wall scroll#yuri#im very drunk rn but this is emblazened on my very soul i can feel it#me to every cute yuri couple#adachi and shimamura#adachi to shimamura#idk!!!!#adachi and shimamura deserve forever happiness in every timeline#i'm gonna write lots of lesbians that find each other and are healed and happy forever#update thinking abt it more adashima does show in every timeline they find each other#so my drunk post is correct
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i recently started another hades 2 playthrough and idk if im just delusional but im just becoming more and more convinced that youll be able to meet ~certain~ gods once youre getting closer to a ~certain~ place
#tried making that post as spoiler free as possible#but im not gonna be spoiler free in these tags so dont look if you dont want any spoilers whatsoever#ISTFG WE BETTER MEET ARES AND/OR ATHENA ON THE WAY TO OLYMPUS#THEY ARE GODS OF WAR WHO ARE MENTIONED OFTEN AS BEING BUSY W THE WAR AGAINST CHRONOS' FORCES#MEETING THEM ON THE WAY UP TO OLYMPUS MAYBE SORTA HOW IT IS WHEN YOU MEET ARTEMIS OR ICARUS OR NEMESIS WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENSE#AND I JUST FEEL LIKE SOME LINES ARE KINDA TEASING AT IT ALREADY#LIKE SOME THINGS ERIS SAYS ABT ARES OR WHEN THE OTHER GODS ARE TALKING ABT ATHENA AND ARES#id also love to meet dionysus but. hes apparently getting very drunk all the time so i doubt hed be like defending olympus rn lol#but back to ares and athena. it's just so. this is a war and they are gods of war. we Gotta meet them (pls pls pls pls pls pls pls)#gonna have to check how much space is left in that keepsake place...... bc idk.#theres the fates who we're presumably gonna meet/save too and we're probably gonna get a keepsake from them#maybe hypnos is gonna wake up at some point so thats a hypnos keepsake#and then ares and athena keepsakes also pls#but we also dont have a keepsake from hades rn so hmmmmm#idk i just hope we/melinoë can actually meet hypnos and athena and ares and build friendship w her dad and the fates#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers
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