#im tyra banks

[thevirgodoll]

[peggykicks-ass]

maybe the chekov's gun was the friends we made along the way

[doctorjennifermelfi]

there should be FEWER coffeeshop aus but MORE aus about courfeyrac being one of the judges on america's next top model in the early 00s

[maliciousalice]

[tittyinfinity]

I will never forgive Tyra Banks. Not only did she torture the women on her show to the point of bleeding, surgeries, and hospitalization, but she had a HUGE negative impact on the self esteem of young girls everywhere & played a huge part in weight loss companies getting as popular as they did.

[firelise]

Me: (settles in after a long day of work...makes a cheese dip and snacks...puts on a face mask...) Oooh yay there's a new season of The Circle on netflix, my favorite show perfect

Michelle Buteau: FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, AN AI BOT IS PLAYING AL-

Me: (turns off TV, contemplates going to bed early)

[guiltygearxrd2]

My vtuber side acc got suspended on twitter bc I called char and garma fruity so if i wanna rt jpeg people I gotta do it on main with people who’ve known for ten years ELON MUSK I WILL FUCK YOUR EX WIFE GAAAAAAAAAH

[ipoddymouth]

i mean this respectfully but harry never should’ve won aoty for hh bc now his tour is getting compared to LITERALLY everyone elses and like.....even tho they’re eatin him up in the qrts n comments n i feel bad for him, they do be makin points as well

[nouearth]

SHIT 😭😭😭 i have way too much chris evans in my mind rn im just gonna vomit everything i've been thinking

1960's/1970's!steve rogers

him getting into the counterculture movement, getting the typical long hippie haircut, going on pride parades and shit even when he and reader are well into their 50's 💀 (or even 60's idk i forgot when this man was born)

college professor!chris

you guys meet at a random talk, convention or public assembly thingy, he tries to be all professional and just let it be platonic but reader's ass leaving him every time just gets him up in his feels

football player!chris

he might be the star athlete of the world's greatest team but he makes reader feel like the real star, he's a hotshot but never EVER leaves his baby in second place

(sorry for taking over ive just been reading some enchanted evenings over and over bc of how perfect it is and i can't stop thinking of scenarios with this GOD-MARBLED MAN!!!)

💌 : wait wait this is perfect, let me join in because this makes me so soft but also so horny. (also i'm very happy you like some enchanted evenings! :^) i'm in that era where i feel like my works suck SOOOOO, THANK YOU!)

neighbor!chris he's not one to mingle much on his free days, he does enough of that at work. but when chris notices the attractive man moving into the house across from him, he figures turning over a new leaf could do him some good, and that starts with giving your sweaty body a much needed relief.

ceo!chris high-strung and a ticking time bomb, your douche-bag of a boss has been on your ass every second of the day since his divorce. protein shakes aren't green enough, window blinds aren't dusted enough, your dress shirt isn't ironed enough. as his assistant, it was exhausting being demanded from one place to another more than usual. and as his assistant, you knew chris more than you knew yourself, from his allergies to his kinks, and you knew exactly what can finally get him off your back (or rather... on your back?)

overworked husband!chris / detective!chris it hasn't been a great couple of months for chris. the murder case he's been assigned to was showing no signs of slowing with another family violently slaughtered within near vicinity, taunting him with the serial killer's nihilistic symbol. the image of mangled bodies haunts him in his sleep, a mother's lament keeps him awake, and the relief of coming home to you and the kids, tucked in and safely sleeping in one bed fortifies his sanity for a little longer.

and i'm also cackling because i feel like we sound like tyra banks when she was interviewing beyonce. 😭

BUY-YONCÉ, when was the last you bought anything from a store? SEANCE-CÉ, if you could communicate with anybody that has passed away-BRIE-ONCÉ, what's your favorite type of cheese?

[eneasbastianini]

the way that the vr46 team are dragging out announcing lucas replacement im fully expecting vale to turn up to testing next week to do a tyra banks style announcement that’s like. there’s two quiffed men before me…but only one seat in my garage

[chainsawpunk]

im like a historian whose specialty is everything that tyra banks has ever done professionally

[venticuliao]

starting a new nation in genshin feels like casting characters into a reality show where im tyra banks choosing the one thats gonna get the honor to be bicycle bottom

[kaijuno]

im so tiredddddddddd of tyra banks

[nonagesiimus]

also im trying to read modelland by tyra banks and it is. so unreadable in many ways

everyone is named something like theophilus or myrracle or tookie de la creme

apparently being left handed is unacceptable in this universe

the school used to be a factory (producing bangles baubles and beads, sometimes called B3) and i guess every time the bell rings the physical school building throws up green foul smelling smoke out of the vents. because of this, the students sometimes call it B4 instead (Bile, Barf, Belches, and Butt Bombs, which is five total Bs. if you care)

um, the world is called Metopia, for some reason

let me just explain this flat. everyone wants to be a model (a 7Seven) and go to Modelland (on top of a mountain, surrounded by monsters I think) or else you have to like, do grueling factory work for the rest of your life. and you have to get chosen on The Day Of Discovery, but if you find a SMIZE (whatever the hell that is) then it increases your chances of being chosen.

tookie speaks 28+ languages, which all have names like Tres Jolie, BayJingle, or Colorian (spoken in "the distant land of SansColor", which is like either a state or country or city (it is unclear) where i think literally everyone is albino). english is just called english. not even like common or standard or something

also, the narrator keeps saying "dahling" which is getting on my nerves. all of this information is available to you in the first chapter

[constantlymisgendered]

Amber Valetta, Tyra banks, imaan hammam<3

Sorry. I didn't see this one for a while 💔

Amber Valletta. I love her so much. She has such great powerful queen-like moments. Solid 9/10 ~♡~

Tyra Banks. Honestly so iconic. Like come on. No one can deny it. So so iconic and such a bady. I think it's got to be a 10/10 ~♡~

Imaan Hammam. I feel like she's better than ever right now specifically. Maybe im thinking of 2022, but anyway. 8/10 ~♡~

[vampiremuney]

i haven’t seen a single post on my dash about the met gala that features anything about the happenings at this years met gala

instead im getting critiques of mcr’s outfits on the red carpet over the years as if we’re all tyra banks and this is americas next top emo cunt. slay. call that curated feed