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gayhomominecraftmen · 10 months ago

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before we begin just know that all characters are exactly that, characters, not cc’s

Ok I can’t fit this all into one reblog because it’s so long and I have more that will get added at some point so to the 7 people that likes this thank you I will not shut up now <3

FYI some of this may not align with your beliefs about Minecraft community and will be missing many communities such as the DSMP etc, but that’s because quite frankly I didn’t want to. Anyway just wanted to say that. You are welcome to ask questions. My ask box is always open. Now let's get started.

TW for shitty grammar but I don’t care

Beginning:

Ok so in the beginning there was Aphmau SMP, and to break it down they are all Primordials, sure you’ve heard myths about gods but the tales pale in comparison to reality. In reality there are nine constant members on Aphmau SMP that I know of and eight primordials, let me explain:

of course you first off have the leader and the “head honcho” Aphmau or her primordial name (yes that’s a thing mortals knowing actual names is no good) “Irene”. Irene is the primordial force of creation and hope, the epitome of determination, and bringer of justice. Irene’s abilities are powerful and correlate to her mystreet character, she can bend reality to create what she wants, influence comes easy, and she holds the complete title of supreme judge in the celestial court. (Yes there’s a court I really like trials sue me) Aphmau’s weapon of choice is a diamond sword but ✨fancy✨. Her powers also connect directly to her brother, yes brother. BECAUSE THAT’S RIGHT GUESS WHO’S NEXT???

Ein, or rather “Escalante” (hah) is the Primordial force of chaos and destruction, he is a silly guy, most of the time. His abilities also reflect his mystreet character due to the fact that when I was younger and watched mystreet I was a fucking nerd and liked Ein so yeah. Basically he can do what Aphmau does except opposite, max power could obliterate universes with a blink (literally anything you could think of that could cause mayhem boat stack trap, skulk sensors, tnt, creepers, command blocks, bedrock, literally anything), instills distrust and chaos (think Mystreet season 4), and just being a fucking menace, his weapon of choice is a sharpness 2000 gold hoe because I think I’m funny. Bro created the deep dark. Also he is gay, daddy issues, and much ADHD. Try me. Speaking of, let's talk about his husband, because I said so.

Okay before you yell at me, Pierce and Ein is a ship that goes so hard. That is all. Anyway, Pierce or “Shadow” is the Primordial force of the sea, fortune, and mythical beasts. I know it’s kind of strange but hear me out, how fucking awesome would it be to see pierce riding a unicorn? And by the way those sheep he keeps by his house are mythical totally, 100% magic im gaslighting you into believing me. Anyway he is based in part off of his MID(My inner demons) character but mostly just in his skill set, the rest is just silly block man who helps blow people up. His weapon of choice is a spear because I want it to be and I think it’s cool. his abilities are things like manipulating water and sea creatures to a terrifying degree, being Batman levels of rich, and his ability to converse, create, and befriend any and all mythical creatures. He should have a farm honestly, Ein doesn’t let him keep all the animals he brings home like a Disney princess. Anyway speaking of MID, the next person is ofc

Noi or rather “Nio” I’m so creative I know, but I genuinely think this is something he would do. Anywizzle, Noi is the Primordial force of luck, flight, and agriculture, man is farm life. He could win a fight on luck alone and barely do anything honestly, he is him, that guy, the cookie man. Agriculture is a big part of survival and he basically can control if a civilization dies or not because if he gets upset enough he could cause a famine. He’s happy a lot because anything less would hurt people’s livelihood. (Haha slapping trauma on this bitch.) he can fix and give wings to any he chooses. his choice of weapon is a sickle because haha symbolism. Also founded the watchers and listeners. Did this because he wanted to have eyes and ears watching the wellbeing of servers but they went rogue. His character is partially based off of his MID character but again it’s mainly skill the other half is just a guy obsessed with cookies and baking. he is also I’ve decided Aro/Ace because fuck canon that’s why this is an AU. He is in a qpr with the one and onlyyyyy

Mac or rather “anchez” (see? Anything shortened looks cool) another Aromantic because i wanna. She’s also not a primordial… kinda? Okay so basically I’m Mystreet there is a ghost named Evelyn that possesses a character kim(aka Mac) but this is my AU and since Mac and Kim are two different ppl, they come together sapphire and ruby style to create the Primordial Evelyn, the force of everything death. Yes this includes death metal because I thought it’d be funny. Anyway the abilities are split between the two when they aren’t merged which is pretty much anytime they don’t need to keep up appearances. Basically with abilities like resurrection they each have a job, kim finds the soil wherever it may be and brings it to the body, and Mac coaxes them back and does the fun sparkle magic thing to bring them back to life. She (Evelyn) also has the ability to raise ghosts and manipulate them to her whim. Choice of weapon is a scythe. Haha grim reaper. Anyway you want to know who I headcanon as Mac and Kim’s brother? That’s right its-

Zane or “Ro'meave” is the Primordial force of curiosity, innovation, and science. Bro created experimentation, he is not beating those mad scientist allegations. Character is based off of his Mystreet character and his clinically insane experiments on the SMP (I’m looking at you baby potion) he founded the council of admins (literally like the celestial court but for less important issues/the IRS of Minecraft) he maintains multiversal code and lives with a virus he utilizes in battle. Red stone is his jam and command blocks make him cry with excitement, in short he is a huge nerd. Weapon of choice is literally the entire US artillery in Minecraft but he also uses vines from the previously mentioned plant virus. (Hint: it’s the same virus that Riice was given on Kaboodle SMP for my fellow enjoyers.) now onto his wonderful girlfriend,

Kawaii-Chan or “Nana” (yes I know technically that’s her real name but again this is an AU and it sounds better.) KC is the primordial force of life, perfection and motivation. She is a healer and can instantly do insane healing with a few uttered words (only thing she can’t heal is wings, that’s Noi’s thing), she can create any potion (even ones that don’t exist), she can’t miss a single shot (her weapon of choice is a longbow) and is generally perfect at most skills and talents, though some things are subjective, she can manipulate people's desires, and finally she literally can fucking blood bend. You’re going to tell me that the person saving your life can’t just as easily take it away by overclotting or whatever the fuck it is that blood does? No. Her character is based off of her Mystreet character mostly though so while she can be a bit stalker esc, chances are you won’t die unless you piss her off. and finally we have the myth, the legend, the furry,

Aaron or “Lycan” is the Primordial force of war, wilderness, and loyalty. He is the husband of Aphmau and a complete simp. His capabilities lie in flames and fighting, he can manipulate fire in a way that can be comfortable or harmful depending on if your name is Ein or not. He also has control over all nature animals but is prominently known for using wolves. (Yes he is a furry, no he will not admit it.) above all he has the ability to create or sever bonds between people, he could make them the strongest friends across the multiverse in one moment and have them at each other's throats trying to kill each other the next, Ein constantly tries to convince him to make more wars so he can blow shit up without repercussions. It does not end well. He is based off of his Mystreet character and his weapon of choice is also a diamond sword.

What the hell is an incarnate?

Incarnates are beings chosen by the primordials to carry out their virtues across their universe, each is chosen at birth but never told because they(primordials) like watching them(incarnates) figure it out, but it’s not always so fun. So you must be wondering, who are these chosen few and why are they only on three universes? The answer to the second one is simple, because I said so. And the answer to the other one is not so easy so lets dive in on who they are, why I picked them, and their tragic backstory.

Disclaimer, some of these are chosen because of vibes so if you think there is someone better fit well- whatever let me live my daydream, (but please tell me who) also no one dies this is a semi-fix it because I feel bad for them :) death does not have to be permanent because Evelyn exists.

Empires SMP(specifically season 1)/ HermitCraft SMP (yes they are the same universe.)

Scott/escalante: Ok I know it feels strange to have picked probably one of the angstiest characters for this but hear me out. You already know his tragic backstory i'm sure, dead parents, evil brother, slightly suicidal, but listen. Scott is a form of controlled chaos. He will do what he wants when he wants to and he will look good doing it. Think about his ice, it can make cool ass things, orrr could massacre a kingdom. Weapon of choice as you know is a magic rune sword. Plus he has ✨issues✨. Also I think he is protective of things like his lover and his brother (like Ein) and because I said so I believe Ein trained Aeor and Exor, saw Scott and was like “how royally can I fuck with him?” And so he decided to choose him instead of his brother for Aeor. Does that make sense? Am I understandable? Idk lets move on.

Jimmy/shadow: this is another hear me out moment, first off his ability to manipulate water works with his empire (“but wouldn’t that work better for Lizzie?” No shut up, I have other plans for her.) also I thought it would be hilarious if the primordial force of fortunes chose the poorest emperor to incarnate. Choice of weapon is a spear (i'm so creative I know). His tragic backstory traces all the way back to that’s right, EVO SMP :). When Grian got taken the watchers kept their promise that they wouldn’t hurt anyone… for a while. The watchers disassembled the server leaving a few inside, pearl, Martyn, BigB, and Jimmy. The listeners “turned” Martyn and Jimmy and Pearl and BigB got taken during the life games. Jimmy’s transition from normal person to Listener was painful and literal torture and he’s terrified of being alone now :) any way let's look at more.

Joel/Lycan: dude this start with Joel having an ungodly amount of wolves in the life games? Yes, yes it did. Joel is to Lycan for many reasons, the first being because it’s season 1 he lives in the mesa, the mesa is dry and hot, perfect for accidental fires right? Gee I wonder what his backstory is… also I take a lot of inspiration for him from life series and how he’s constantly alone in them, he’s always an antagonist and a menace on red. He’s also crazy. I'm right, don't fight me on this. Anyway he’s also hella loyal to Lizzie and I find it funny that the guy with no friends has the primordial force of loyalty behind him. Who’s ready for trauma? Because he’s so harmful as a red he isolates himself a lot from allies because he’s terrified of harming people. That rage is meant for chickens and horses. Mr. Mezalea uses a giant war hammer as a main weapon because he’s tiny and compensating. He is literally fire boy and Lizzie is water girl omg.

Lizzie/Irene: ok I have stuff to back this up. Maybe you think she should be shadow but here’s why Irene fits better. So let's first talk about how she created an entire civilization in an impossible biome??? Wonder where she got the determination. She created lilypad islands with locals, she became a seemingly extinct hybrid, pretty normal tragic backstory you know? Dead parents, accidental amnesia, massacre of her home (coral reef) normal things. We already know her chosen weapon is a trident. Also she has a good moral compass, helping those she felt needed it and being a badass while doing it. She is in fact Joel’s therapist, fight me. Moving on,

Fwhip/Ro’meave: the admin, is anyone surprised? You shouldn’t be. First off, have you seen his whole aesthetic???? Bro is a walking invention dispenser. Curiosity and impulse are the only things that occur in his mind. Bro is a nepo baby on the admin council frrr. I mean sure he can get turned around with the wrong groups (fucking salmon man) but overall he just wants to pick things apart to see what makes it tick. No he does not get along with scott why would you ask? Main weapon is, yes, his inventions. And tragic backstory is easy enough, he’s from the stone(now crystal) cliffs but him and Gem had guess what? ✨shitty parentsss✨ that’s right, transphobic bitches are not allowed in the Grimlands. Besides all that he is extremely loyal to his sister Gem and his brother sausage. Next,

Gem/Evelyn: ok first of all you cannot tell me to my face that Gem didn’t study necromancy, that’s just something she would do. (Source: trust me bro) same backstory as her brother except she was of course the “helpless princess” in the eyes of her parents, on another note, bigots aren’t allowed in the Crystal cliffs. She studied magic to spite her parents and brought the kingdom from a small area to the entire mountainscape + the academy. Alright back to Evelyn, first off that is totally how she discovered she was an incarnate was through research. And also she is really bad at confrontation most of the time so she’s constantly to be on both sides, (kinda unrelated but needed to be said) anyway I just think it’d be neat so yeah, main weapon is spells and ghosts because how badass would it be to watch gem manipulate ghosts???? Like hello???????????????? Alright next up is

Pearl/Noi: I’m not sure how much explanation this one needs really, I mean have you taken a single glance at Gilded Hethalania? Pretty sure that checks that off the list. I mean she literally grew a fucking beanstalk. No normal person could grow it, that's why sausage gave it to her. (Kinda shush), second being able to heal wings is such a Pearl thing to do, like, come on. Also her lucky duckling anybody??? And vibes just fit Y’know? Tragic backstory we already know, seperated from her pseudo-siblings and turned into a watcher- yayyyyyyyyyyy weapon is a scythe bcs I said so. Anyway to round off the empires group we have

Katherine/Nana: ok I could see why some would think Irene would fit here but like her whole thing was healing the undergrove, she wanted to be friends with everyone and everything, also we are not going to ignore a potion that doesn’t exist gets crafted by her? (For lore purposes but still) when she couldn't do something notice how she tried until she couldn’t do it wrong? Also when scott was found half dead in the snow, Katherine healed him. Because yes. Tragic backstory is her parents were killed in a war so now she is a voice for peace and tries to make sure people can always get along. Weapon of choice is two things because she ofc mastered more than one weapon (a girl has to defend herself) they are a bow and a battle ax.

that rounds out all the incarnates in Empires/hermitcraft (they are one universe) and they are all mentally ill haha. We have a bunch of stuff to go over still like- 2 SMPS, fun goofy AA(you’ll find out what that means later) and ofc how the people figured out they were these incarnates so I will keep updating, make sure to hit me up with any and all questions! Ask box is always open!!!

Anyone wanna hear about my extremely confusing and yet strangely elaborate AU combining my favorite characters across SMPs?

#empires smp #homos AU #thats trademarked #im trademarking that #sorry other gay people #Aphmau smp #Primordial incarnate AU #PI AU #empires s1 #It is also very queer #gay ppl tw lmao

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lesbiancarat · 23 days ago

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for anyone wondering, what about Han Sungsoo? 🤔 it seems that he hasn't been the CEO of Pledis since early 2022, the role until now was filled by Lee Dahye, a former VP for Bighit. HSS has still remained in the company but was demoted to an internal director

if you're wondering how you missed this, don't worry, there was never an official announcement! 🙃 carats had to find this out more than a year after the fact by doing some digging

but now Lee Dahye is being replaced by Kim Yeon Soo, who's the original VP of Pledis before they were acquired. He's the one that appeared on SVT Club, and he has historically had a good relationship with Seventeen. the way I always thought of it is Nu'est was HSS's project group, where Kim Yeon Soo oversaw the creation of svt. after the acquisition, he was put in charge of Hybe Labels Japan. it seems now he will remain in that position while also taking over as Pledis CEO

personally, I don't know what to think of this yet. on one hand carats have always had a positive view of Kim Yeon Soo, and he's always seemed to have a close relationship with svt. and I would say I'd rather have him in charge than a hybe plant

but the timing of it is very convenient. this is pure speculation on my part but with Seungkwan's Instagram post recently and all the stuff going on with hybe, it wouldn't surprise me if hybe was bringing in Kim Yeon Soo to try and appease the members (and possibly other Pledis employees). it definitely feels like they're trying to appease /somebody/ with this move, and I can't see it being the fans since most carats didn't know about Lee Dahye being the CEO in the first place. so I can only assume it's people within Pledis they're trying to appease 🤷‍♀️

#i didnt post about lee dahye directly when i found out bc i still wasnt totally sure if it was true #even though the evidence seemed to be pointing that way #although im pretty sure i remember posting a vague rant about hybe when i found out lmao #its interesting bc even after the acquisition even though i hated hybe #i felt it was still better for the members to re-sign and stay in pledis #bc where else would they go that would still have the resources to support them? especially when they seemed to be doing okay under hybe #even if i didnt like the company #but now i really do hope they leave #idk where they go or if it means they cant promote for a while or if it means they cant use the svt trademark and branding anymore #but all my worst fears about hybe have been proven true and i wouldn't be upset at all if they just left #which is not something i ever thought id say #like my ideal is that pledis could break from hybe all together but i know thats unrealistic #and its so frustrating bc i know its just a company but pledis has had such a rich and unique history of not only artists #but creative directors producers and other employees #but its been changed almost to the point of unrecognizability now #even nana who was with the company for 15 years left which says a lot #even the people who were loyal to pledis despite everything have started to leave #what does that say??#anyway im home sick today so i had time to rant #might turn rb's off later but ill try leaving them on #melia.txt

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