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LMFAO not the whole team going 👍🏼 and natalies italian ass going 🤌🏻
#i unironically cant stand most italians#idc#im too irish to take it#but natalie is the loml so shes fine#natalie scatorccio#yellowjackets
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all hate to tiktok for taking 'having a space to more openly and actively talk about different cultures' to mean 'cultures are NOT to be shared and we must be vigilantly defensive of our cultures for fear of appropriation, a word that can be applied to any multicultural interaction'. like of course cultural appropriation is a very real problem but ive seen with the access to global multicultural conversation that tiktok provides it's made people TERRIFIED to even interact with cultures other than their own for fear of 'doing it wrong'. like at some point you have to acknowledge that in the real world of the great outdoors, the majority of people are eager to SHARE their cultures. yes there are ignorant questions and biases but also... how do you think those things get unlearnt? i dont understand how deciding that multiculturalism is an elephant in the room instead of a normal thing that should just be talked about and lived with is supposed to benefit anyone? and kids on tiktok are CONVINCED that it's a time bomb of a conversation to have and therefore must be avoided at all costs but like. people generally LOVE their home and their culture and are PROUD of it and want to share it. how have we made it so that showing genuine interest and a desire to understand something so integral to a person's identity is now feared and borderline demonised?
#thinking about this a lot lately. thinking about how fun it was comparing cultural differences in america#thinking of how when i was homesick one thing i found a great comfort in was talking about my home#and how it differed and i really loved and appreciated it when people would ask me about england#in a way that they genuinely just wanted to learn about it and not to take the piss#thinking about how the kitchen at work has chefs from all over europe. we have an irish chef and a spanish chef and an italian chef#and one of the kps is from eastern europe (i havent actually been able to find out where yet) etc and the way they banter with each other#like usually chefs are Problematic bc their humour is VERY abrasive and usually offensive#but this is one instance where it's actually to their benefit bc they're so unafraid to ADDRESS THE FACT THEY HAVE DIFFERENT CULTURES#i feel like the tiktok gen are so petrified of even acknowledging other cultures let alone discussing them#that it's actually sending the conversation backwards. like how does hoarding your culture and pretending it's not there benefit anyone#LET ALONE YOU AND THE CULTURE IN QUESTION. idk it just baffles me a bit that something that started as people on tiktok#genuinely spreading information and talking about the BAD side of this where people DO culturally appropriate or invade spaces that arent#theirs has now become 'for fear of speaking bad about it we will not speak about it at all'. and they'll crucify you if you do. like what#even at uni my best mate is indian and she's too scared to join the sikh society on her own so i regularly go to the events with her#and im typically one of the handful (or the only) white non-sikh there and i get SO welcomed each time#like there's such a genuine excitement to share the culture with someone who is effectively a blank slate#and like yeah ill ask 'dumb' questions or i'll have different experiences (tried a samosa for the first time at one of these events#and the moment that info got out i had like five STRANGERS trying to give me different samosas to try and it was genuinely such#a laugh bc yes they were TEASING me bc 'how have you never had one' but they were also really eager to share MORE as a result)#ugh idk what im saying. i just think it's a shame to watch this happen in real time on the internet#when if people would just go outside and actually TALK to people from other cultures they'd realise 9 times out of 10 the interactions#are actually really really nice for BOTH parties. and actually refusing to talk about this stuff is long-term pretty fucking detrimental#and it also goes the other way!!! like imagine if i - citizen of colonisation motherland herself - didn't interact with other cultures#and didnt ask questions or hear their opinions on whatever shared history we have from THEIR POINT OF VIEW#imagine the kind of shit id be internalising bc i only hung out with other white british people. it wouldnt matter if i was doing it#to be woke or 'respect their culture'. it would still be fucking ignorant. like half my interactions with other cultures#see me as the butt of the joke bc of this like aforementioned irish chef at work VOCALLY slates the english all the time#but it's done in an environment where we're FRIENDS and it's poking fun at each other while still addressing a very serious history. like??#idk if any of this is worded in a way that makes sense but yeah. i have thoughts#cant believe i got inspired to make an actually serious post bc of the CHEFS AT WORK. embarrassing. no one let them see this
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Found out about this recently and it's driving me insane lmao
#as if i didnt have enough reasons to dislike this woman#was questioning it too cause we just have to take his word for it that she said this he might just be trying to make her look bad#but this came out in 2001. she was still alive and couldve denied it if it wasnt true but she didnt lmao#she was like 'hmm why dont we copy the most hated figure in irish history 🤔' pure saying to hell or to connacht in the fucking 1980s lmaooo#anyway just finished watching one of the most irish angst films of all time n im slowly making my way through burnt out by michael mccann#thank god that new legacy bill will allow us to draw a line under the troubles eh?#ireland#irish history#british history#uk politics#irish politics#northern ireland
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sometimes i am seized with the hyperspecific urge to think about my faves if they lived in england for like no reason. i dont mean historic england or some shit i mean what if they just went to some normal fucking secondary school in buttfuck nowhere sussex. what if they went for kebabs sometimes. what if they just hung out at a pub. what if they went up the high street and bought a shitty 50p chocolate bar. what if they talked about the shit weather all the time. does anyone else understand this. british oomfs im begging you please draw your faves like doing mundane but very stereotypically british shit that you do. i want to see my blorbo-in-laws at the chip shop. Please
#cheeky nandos is too much for me to take seriously but rest assured. im thinking about that too#i love a cheeky nandos </3 miss having a nandos near me#also. I MISS BEING ABLE TO BUY A 50P CHOCOLATE BAR DUDE#in the us it's at least $1.25 for something half the size. PLUS TAX#also also. Sorry to the irish and the scots and the welsh i was mostly thinking about england when i wrote this#cause thats where ive lived and visited the most LOL#but if anyone does actually want to draw their sillies in the uk first of all obviously it doesnt have to just be england#LIKE YOU DONT NEED MY PERMISSION DUH BUT I WANTED TO LIKE MAKE IT CLEAR#that when i say this? i absolutely want to learn where in scotland you think your fave would live.#like does your fave speak welsh? gaelic? i GOTTA know#anyway my other point here was if you draw this shit or find someone else who does. PLEASE TAGME I LOVE THAT SHIT#muffin mumbles
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“none of these letters are pronounced the way they should be” in english. if you’re following english rules, yeah. if youre following the rules of the original language, that doesn’t apply
#i am all for mocking the french language but i hate that argument so much#phonetically? that word is perfectly written#if you know the rules of french oiseaux is literally said how it’s spelled#idk reminds me of people mocking irish names for being nonsensical#but like sometimes letters in different orders and languages make different sounds.#i know im taking this too seriously but like. languages are different from each other
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germans also bully eachother because of dialects and shit. like we're not even cool with eachother in the same nation what makes some ppl think europe doesnt have actual racism like girl 😭💀
Yeah that is actually very true tbh I can't speak for other countries but I know Irish people definitely bully each other for accents and also the Irish language dialects (the few people who speak it at least but that's a separate issue). Here at least the accents/dialects is done in good humor but it's still like you know. Weird ig?
But for real Europe is so full of racism its like... Baffling when I see other people be like "Europe good no racism eheh :]" 💀
#asks#synapsid-guy-girl#dinosaur dealer#<- separate but thats your new tag now felix#no but seriously 😭#i hope im making sense with the accents thing like we take the piss out of each others accents all the time#and the Irish language dialects too like i dont remember off the top of my head how many there are#but everyone collectively shits on the one donegal people speak 😭#so yeah as i said europe is white pvp fr 💀
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#dgm/excorist au! irish lads#( this took a while to finished but also im days behind on everything on this story...)#[ if anyone seems a bit lost. it based around ch7 part when it was the two uneventful boat days and the lads decided to take pics ! :) ]#[ there was going to be a record too but i will added to ch8 logs schedule. it seems more important later on... >:) ]#[ also something different. just pictures and no log from the present story]#[ i forgot the necklace on the second pic so if it look blurry and cant read the words on the bottom. it said metalplates camera *thumb up*#[ also click pics for better quality !! ]
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What country is this and why are all the hot people from there?
#don't take this too seriously#don't take it seriously#don't take this seriously lol#joking#this is a joke#im joking#just kidding#im kidding#shitpost#ireland#irish flag#flags#country#silly#silllyyyy#sillyposting#so silly#silly goofy mood#the sillies#silliness#hot people#silly question#joke post#not serious#weird post#surrealism#surreal#surreality#goofy ahh#silly ass
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extremely anxious over going back to school tomorrow 🥶🥶
#sorry guys sometimes typing it out helps. actually kt helps a lot I dunno why I said sometimes#alright tomorrow im going back to school. I’ll have to be ready by 7:40 and I will also have to brush my hair get ny card and keys + lunch#ill have maths then french and#Irish. then maths again and double art#then physics English biology.#ill br out at 3:30 Snd will hopefully not hace to stand out in the rain#i will need to quickly read over maths befire school starts#and physics later on#i had an art essay due which I never did because I genuibekt forgot. rough#i have the English book#maths will be scary as always but thats okay. deep breath and you’ll be fine#french and Irish so fine#mags and art will be fine after. art may be a little scary but thsts a okay#physics scary. as always. English will be fine and biology will most likely be going over test#i didnr do as well as I usually do on thst test but thats okay. ir will be the forst test this year i didnt do too well on#and I’ll still have passed it praise god.#then you’ll take another deep breath and go home. I’ll have a wuick ‘sleep’. then shower. then either lunch or hw Snd Then I can#either study or do domething id like or go to bed early#exams ARE coming up so I Will need to be studying very hard#oh and Molly’s birthday. and I need lots if new copies#next I need to make a list of specific things ti study#then ! bobs ur uncle?#deep breaths. I only hsve two friends snyway Snd they Will be there to support me after school no doubt. they do not hate me and want me to#be safe happy and not anxious.
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being a fan of fire emblem makes taking an interest in theology a gd minefield
#they take names from so many places#i was watching a video on pre-islamic arabia today and got taken out when he said the word ''nabatean''#like im not surprised that its taken from something real but im never expecting it is the thing#and they mix the cultures up too cus the characters from their have a mix of irish and greek names ffs#shameless#kath shouts into the void#not just theology but history and literature too like god damn#did they come up with any names themselves???
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Brats Get Punished - Alessia Russo
Alessia Russo x Fem!Reader
Summary: When Alessia acts out in public to turn you on, she gets punished for it.
Warnings: SMUT!!!! Rough Sex, overstimulation, hotel sex, consent is key, safe word mentioned, not used, Dom!Reader, Sub!Alessia, brat!Alessia.
Authors Note: First Smut fic, hope you enjoy its a long one!!
Your woken up from your slumber from a call from your girlfriend.
It's a routine you both have made, she calls you every morning to wake you up. You claim that it better than an alarm.
You wipe the sleep from your eyes before picking up the phone and putting her on speaker.
"Good morning baby." She says softly, knowing you're still tired and barley awake.
"Good morning love, I don't want to get up and catch that flight." She giggles at the sleep in your voice and the complaining you're doing. Her laugh causes you to smile to yourself.
After you both talk for a couple minutes you decide to FaceTime her and start getting ready. She mirrors your actions by walking into her bathroom and washing her face.
You both smile at each other when you make eye contact in the camera, laughing you walk out of the room to grab something, walking back in you get a text from your captain wondering if you have gotten up.
Leah knows you're not a morning person, and would do anything too get 5 minutes of extra sleep.
You roll your eyes and pick up the phone, not going unnoticed by Alessia.
"Whats wrong?"
"Leah is bothering me way too early for my liking." She laughs at your annoyance in your voice and a thought crosses her mind.
"When I come and pick you up today for the airport, do you want to stop by that coffee shop you like on the way?" Excitement floods into you when you hear the word coffee, loving a nice iced coffee to start your morning, but not expecting to get one today.
"Of course, I would be insane to decline that." You barley get your words out from the big smile that is on your face.
"Okay, sounds good. Im going to go get dressed and pack a few more things and then swing by, I will text you when I'm close." She says as she finishes rubbing in a serum while doing her skincare routine, you doing the same.
"Okay baby, I love you." You blow her a kiss through the phone and she does the same.
"Love you too babe." She gets out before hanging up the phone.
You finish your hair and get a text from lessi saying she's here. You grab your bags and phone before heading out to greet her.
She gets out of the car and she wraps her arms around your neck while you hug her waist. Pressing a kiss on her lips and letting her fresh set of acrylics run through your hair.
"Hi baby." You smile at the blonde at the lovesick expression on her face.
"Hey, I missed you." "I missed you too, we don't want to miss the flight so we should get on the road."
She nods before helping put your bags in the car, while she is distracted you sneak into the drivers seat. She doesn't fight it, not enjoying driving while you are with her, wanting to be your passenger princess as you call her.
When you both settle in the car, you reach over to her bare thigh and put your hand on it, squeezing it periodically during the drive.
You can't help but notice her squirm every time you do. Grinning to yourself you know what will happen in the hotel room tonight.
"Finally the love birds arrive!" You hear the Irish women yell from across the airport, you roll your eyes, never understanding how much of a morning person she is.
You look over next to her seeing Caitlin passed out on her shoulder, and Kyra taking pictures of her sleeping. Knowing you are gonna ask to see that picture later.
Alessia goes to a seat and makes herself comfortable with her coffee and phone in hand, keeping quiet and not saying much to anyone.
She always gets like this when she is turned on. The realization making your grin to yourself again before approaching her.
"Whats wrong pretty?" You make eye contact with her and all you see in her blue eyes are lust, lust for you.
She doesn't say anything, just makes eye contact with you for about 10 seconds before looking back down to her phone.
You take the empty seat to her left and pull your phone out as well. Canceling out the rowdy teammates and waiting for the boarding to begin.
You place your hand on her thigh again, but higher. You keep looking down at your phone, acting like you don't know what you're doing.
When you placed your hand on her thigh, you hear a small whimper from her before she turned her phone off and threw her head back, closing her eyes trying to pull herself together.
You start to inch your way higher before she grabs your hand and pushes it off of her.
You place your hand on her thigh again and when she goes to move it you lean forwards, close to her ear and whisper.
"Move my hand again and I will fuck you right now in that bathroom and I don't think you want our teammates to hear your moans, do you?"
You both made eyes contact, you see the frustration in her eyes and she sees the seriousness in yours. She releases your hand and lets it fall back onto her thigh.
She wanted you, and bad. So she had to find away to make you want her in the same way.
You look back down to your phone before the boarding announcement begins.
When you board the plane you and Alessia get seats next to each other, you in the middle, her in the window seat sharing a big blanket, and Leah on the isle seat. How she got seated next to you, you have no idea.
"So y/n, I heard you went to Australia a few weeks back with less, how was it? I forgot to ask." She turned to you and put her knees on her seat like a child waiting for a story.
Before you could get a word out you felt a hand being placed on your leg, the shorts you are wearing, that match Alessia's, being pretty short and your thighs being easily accessible.
"It was nice, wasn't it less?" You turn to the blonde and give her a stern look, a warning that if her hand went any higher than it was that she would pay for it.
"Yes, it was a lot of fun. Good scenery." She smiles at both you and Leah, acting innocent as if she wasn't running her nails along your bare thigh under the blanket.
"Fun, I tried to go a month back but ended up here with work and practice, then camp came up..." She is a huge talker, would talk someones ear off if they let her. Normally you would, but Alessia's hand going farther up your thigh canceled her out.
"Hold onto that story for one quick minute Leah." She nods and looks at her phone while you turn to Alessia.
You grab her by the jaw, not to rough but enough to turn her face close to yours.
"Im giving you one more warning babe. Cut that out before I will make you regret you ever even touched me." You whispered as you made eye contact with the blonde. The lust in her eyes grew as she thought about what you would do to her, she nodded and you let go of her jaw, turning to Leah and asking her to continue.
Though her hand never left the inside of your thigh, if stayed still and didn't move for a while.
You both ended up falling asleep when Leah left to play cards with Mary. Her head in your neck and you arm around her shoulders and the blanket tugged over you both.
You woke up first and began scrolling on your phone.
Feeling movement on your shoulder you look over to Alessia, seeing her pretty blue eyes looking back at you, full of lust like before.
"Hi baby." You smile at her before she makes a incoherent mumble and lays her head back on your shoulder.
You turn back to your phone until you feel light kisses on your neck, in a spot she knows you love.
Her hand wonders higher on you leg again, you didn't think she could do anything else, until she starts releasing light moans and whimper into your ear.
Thank the gods it didn't last long before the plane landed shortly after she started teasing you.
When the departures start, you make eye contact with the Italian, anger and sexual frustration filled your eyes, while playfulness and need filled hers.
You stood up and grabbed your over head bag before gripping tightly onto her wrist, pulling her up and out of the plane.
She tried to make small talk but you stayed silent, thinking about her punishment for later.
It was evening in Barcelona, which gave everyone time to go and set their bags in their hotel rooms and get settled for the night.
You grab Alessia's bag in your left hand and yours in her right and head to the elevator, still not saying a word to her.
"Move over my suitcase won't fit." Kyra complained to Steph. Steph some how had three suitcases all for herself, no one should have three for one person but Steph is Steph so no one says anything.
"No, I think you should catch then next lift Kyra." She had sass in her tone which made Leah and Katie laugh to themselves.
Kyra was about to complain again before you stopped her.
"Kyra its fine, Me and less will wait and catch the next one, go on." She thank you as both you and Alessia get off.
You watch as the door closes before you make sure you both are alone.
You turn to her and grab her by her throat, not roughly to choke her, but enough to make her go fuzzy in her brain.
"You want to act like a brat, I will treat you like one. I warned you and you didn't listen, you pay for it." You give her a stern stare and turn away waiting for the elevator.
You unlock the door and immediately rush her inside and press you lips harshly against hers.
You push her into the door, making the wind leave her lungs as she moans into the kiss.
You slip your tongue into her mouth you pin her to the door by her waist, her arms going to your neck.
You both make out for what feels like years before you wrap you hand around her neck again and push her towards the bed.
You pull of her jacket before pushing her on the bed, crawling onto of her.
You lean down to start kissing on her neck, her hand fly's up to thread her finger in you hair, pushing you tighter to her neck, moaning when you kiss certain spots.
Her legs wrap around your waist as your on your knees on the bed in-between them. Your hands roaming her sides and travel to her thighs and rub and squeeze them before sitting up.
"Why did you stop?" She has a look of confusion on her face before you pull her to a sitting position and take her shirt off. Leaving her in a black bra.
You lay her back down before kissing on her cleavage, not taking her bra off yet.
She tries to lean up and take it off before you push her back down.
"I didn't say take it off, did I?" You keep pressing your hand on her stomach, holding her still.
"No" She shakes her head.
"Then why are you moving?" You don't give her time to answer before you smash you lips on hers again, slipping your tongue in between her lips.
You reach down and move her out of her shorts, leaving her in a matching black Victorias secret set you got her for her birthday.
You start kissing from her jaw to her cleavage again. Not taking off her bra, where she wants you.
Moving lower, you kiss down her stomach, leaving hickies on her stomach, unable to be seen by any one but you, just like the ones on her boobs.
She moans and lifts her hips to try and get your mouth to her clothed pussy, where she needs you. You press her hips down to the bed before continuing your slow kissing down her to hips and thighs.
"Babe please." She whines pulls on your hair slightly. "Be patient or you get nothing."
That makes her stop fighting and her moans continue.
You press a kiss to her clothed clit, making her moan and jerk her hips up, unable too though by your strong arm holding her down.
You continue to kiss her clothed clit, making her moans escalate, before leaving and kissing her inner thighs.
She remembers what you said earlier, so she says nothing.
You finally sit up and unclip her bra. Immediately leaning down and latching onto her hard nipple.
She moans loudly and tries to grind onto your thigh, pressing your head closer to her breast, trying to get more pressure.
"Your being so good baby, wish you were this good earlier." You make eye contact with her and she moans louder, watching you switch nipples and pinching the other one.
After some time, you sit up and pull her underwear down, watching her slick drip down her pussy.
The scene is so pornagraphic, it makes you moan, already wanting to taste her.
"You know what to say when its too much, right babe?" You rub her thigh and making sure she knew when to tell you if it was too much.
"Yes love." She reassures you and that's all you needed to hear before leaning down and licking a long stripe from her entrance to her clit, earning a loud moan from her.
You lap at her entrance, wanting to taste her before pushing your tongue into her, her hand pushing your face deeper into her.
She starts grinding your face as your tongue fuck her, her moans extremely loud, waiting for this all day.
"Im close." She warns you and you pull away.
She gives you a pathetic whine and sends you a begging look, she feels you coat your finger in her slick before you lean down to press a kiss to her swollen lips.
She moans at the taste of herself on your tongue, reaching behind your neck to deepen it.
While she does that you plunge two long finger into her pussy, making her moan and break the kiss, throwing her head back in pleasure.
You don't wait for her to adjust before fucking her in a bruising pace, making her release loud moans and arch her back.
You cant help but admire her like this. Back arched, eyes squeezed shut and mouth open, releasing loud moans reserved for you. Your finger plunging deep into her, feeling her slick coat your fingers. Its like an amazing dream.
"Im close" She warns again, but this time you keep going.
"Not yet babe." You say and she starts squirming, trying hard to hold back the knot in her stomach.
"Please please baby please let me come." She begs you, eyes still not open, meeting yours.
"Apologize for earlier, apologize for acting like a brat in public." You demand her, you pace quickening.
"Im sorry babe im sorry I regret it im sorry." She practically screams, so lost in pleasure.
"Come right now, coat my fingers." Immediately after you give her access she comes all over your hand, her juices spilling out all over your hand and onto the sheets.
But this doesn't stop you, you keep pounding into her overstimulated pussy, making her yell out in pleasure and overstimulation.
"Come on babe, give me one more. I know you can my love." She whimpers at the sweet words of encouragement, her grip on the white comforter tightening . before feeling the knot in her stomach again, she releases all over you, coating the sheets and your arm once again.
"Shhh that's it baby, ride it out just like that. Good girl." You coo at her before leaning down and kissing her temples and forehead.
She lays her back down on the bed, releasing her grip on the comforter. You brush her hair from her sweaty forehead and press soft kisses on her face, bringing her back down from her high.
"Are you okay love?" You ask softly, caressing her cheeks and she opens her eyes.
"There you are my sweet girl." You smile at her softly before kissing her lips. Running your fingers through her hair before going to get up.
"Where are you going?" She asks, sleep evident in her voice.
"I will be back baby, don't fall asleep just yet." Knowing she won't follow that last ask, she never does.
You walk into the big bathroom and run a hot bath, adding epson salts into it and bubbles before lighting a candle that came with the hotel and turning the lights off.
Walking back into the hotel room, you see she wrapped herself in the blanket you both used on the plane, smiling you go to walk up to her before hearing a bang on the door.
You walk up to it, peeking through the key hole, seeing Katie standing there, you all of a sudden remember you are in a hotel, and Alessia's loud moan were for sure heard.
You crack open the door before sticking your head out.
"Wow surprised you could walk with all of the yelling we heard." You see Beth leaning against the wall smiling to herself.
"I don't know what you mean, that wasn't us." You smirk at her before closing the door. Katie trying to knock again, but no answer.
You walk over to Alessia's sleeping form before brushing some hair behind her ear, causing her eyes to flutter back open.
"Come on love, a bath is run for you." She shakes her head, causing you to let out a laugh before picking up her naked, tired form.
Her face immediately tucks into her neck as you walk her to the bathroom.
You move her around in your arms to where your holding her bridal style and gently set her down in the warm water.
She smiles at the feeling, but her smile fades when she notices your not in it with her,
She reaches for your had before noticing your undressing yourself, smiling she leans forward to give you room.
You sit behind her wrapping your arms around her waist and pressing kisses to the side of her head.
"I love you so much." She says, turning her head to look you in the eyes.
"I love you too, more than you know." You both give each other soft smile before she leans up and kisses your lips.
After you both are done washing up, you both pile into the bed, the other bed than the one you both were... having fun on.
You pull her into your chest and press kisses into her hair before she falls asleep. You know you will get teased tomorrow because of this, but you don't care.
You hug her tighter, and fall off the cliff of sleep, joining your lover.
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sometimes you need a break from sad and need to imagine modern au gang having a nice picnic in which they did not invite dutch or micah (who is convincing dutch hes being betrayed right now)im thinking
dutch: they’re probably all out there now…talking to those agents…taking the bribes…
then the camera cuts to arthur sketching bill and cain, who are playing at the other side of the field
hosea is aggressively applying sunscreen to sean because he wont put it on himself
lenny is reading and accidentally eating all the baby tomatoes that are meant for sandwiches
tilly and marybeth are making daisy chains while karen is asleep
john and jack are also asleep and john has wrapped his arms around jack, whos on his chest (abigail has taken 105 pictures and counting). they’ll be knocked out the whole time, they ate so much cookies and cheese and chips/crisps and cakes and sandwiches it was inevitable.
charles is laying on arthur and watching him sketch. hes not asleep though, hes just resting his eyes, trust me.
molly applied her sunscreen and is now getting the tan she deserves. she wonders why she feels so much calmer without dutch there.
there were horses in the nearby field so. you know what kierans up too.
after being attacked with sunscreen (hes irish and ginger, its for his own good) seans making his eighth sandwich with all the toppings. hes also telling everyone about when him and his da would go for picnics, and they find it quite wholesome so they dont stop him until he gets tearful.
sadie is eating strawberries and praying a horse kicks kieran or the farmer shoots him.
javier brought his guitar but hes eating, so he’ll play later. he cant even tell a story because his mouth is full of so much cookie.
miss grimshaw is protecting the food with her life from the pesky ants, seans legs when he constantly gets up and down, and lenny.
strauss is making the most ungodly food combos, he also had a picnic 20-30 years ago that ended in absolute trauma, so he’ll be sure to fill the gang in on that. lovely change from seans story.
uncle wasn’t invited. hes asleep somewhere in the field because he came anyway. he also took a box of cookies. (arthur thinks hes going crazy because he swore he bought another box but its nowhere to be found)
reverend is admiring the scenery, he finds it a good distraction for the early days of staying sober.
abigail is playing photographer for her kind of big instagram following shes not meant to have.
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Speeding Car - Matt Sturniolo Part 21
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 Part 16 Part 17 Part 18 Part 19 Part 20 Part 21 Part 22 Part 23 Part 24 Part 25 Part 26 Part 27 Part 28 Part 29
Pairing : y/n x Matt Sturniolo
Summary : After six years with your boyfriend Alex, you start to mentally check out. At a UCLA party, Alex reconnects with his childhood friend Emily, who proposes a double date with her boyfriend Matt. Your attraction to Matt grows as he pays you the first real attention you've had in years, sparking a complicated emotional journey.
Warnings : THESE WARNINGS WILL GIVE SPOILERS!!!! MDNI, angst, tension, anxiety, mentions of car accident/reader in accident, aftermath of accident, trauma as a result of accident, memory loss, mentions of cheating
Finally get to tell you where the inspo for this fic came from now that it won’t give away any spoilers. (all my Irish girlies stand up 🫡) I’d fully forgotten about this song this song until July, and when I listened to it it sparked the little ideas for me, and that’s how I came up with the main plot <3 I've been going through a break up (which was nearly a 10 year relationship) during the time of writing this so ive poured my heart and souuuuul into this ( i also want to note no themes of the story relate to me maybe only mentally clocking out bc of a bare minimum bf, do not fucking cheat on anyone) . this fic has been my baby and im so thankful to anyone who has read so far <3 p.s if you ever go back and reread this you’ll notice the little pieces of lyrics here and there lol
The world came back to me in fragments - blurred lights, muffled sounds, and an overwhelming sense of disorientation. As I fluttered my eyes open, the harsh brightness of the room made me wince. My head pounded with a dull ache, and my body felt heavy, as if it wasn’t quite mine.
I slowly turned my head to the right, trying to take in my surroundings, and there he was. The man I loved, sitting by my bedside. His face was a mixture of relief and something else, fear, maybe? His eyes met mine, and I felt a flicker of familiarity in the chaos of my mind.
“Alex..” I whispered, my voice weak and strained.
“Hey, hey, it’s okay. Try not to move too much,” Alex said softly, his hand reaching up to gently stroke my face. His touch was warm, comforting, but something about the way he looked at me sent a ripple of unease through my chest.
“What happened?” I asked, my voice barely audible, as panic started to rise within me. My thoughts were jumbled, trying to piece together how I ended up here. The last thing I remembered was.. was.. I couldn’t even grasp it.
“You got into an accident” Alex explained, his voice steady, but I could see the worry etched into his features. “But you’re going to be okay. You just need to rest.”
An accident? My mind raced, and instinctively, I tried to move, only to be met with sharp pain that made me gasp. “What about my injuries? When can I skate again? I have qualifiers for the Olympics soon!” The words tumbled out of my mouth in a frantic rush, driven by a fear that I couldn’t quite place.
Alex’s face twisted in confusion, and he hesitated before answering. “Y/n.. you haven’t skated in years.”
His words hit me like a punch to the gut. I stared at him, my heart pounding in my chest, refusing to believe what he was saying. “What? No.. that’s not true. I.. I’ve been training. You know that.” My voice quivered with desperation.
Alex exchanged a worried glance with the nurse, then looked back at me, his expression pained. “Y/n, You stopped skating when I was a freshman.. I’m a junior now..”
His words echoed in my head, but they didn’t make any sense. UCLA? Sophomore year? It was as if he was speaking a different language. The last memory I had was waiting anxiously to see if he made the Bruins team, both of us so excited about the possibility of him making it big with football.
“No… no, that’s not right,” I muttered, shaking my head as if it would somehow clear the fog that clouded my thoughts. “Did you get onto the Bruins team?” I asked, clinging to the one thing that made sense to me.
“Y/n..” Alex’s voice was gentle, but it carried the weight of the truth I wasn’t ready to accept.
The room spun around me, and I felt like I was being thrown into a different universe. Everything was wrong, nothing made sense. My heart raced, my breathing quickened, and I felt like I was drowning in confusion.
The female nurse stepped forward, her expression calm and professional. “Alex, could I speak with you outside for a moment?” she asked, her tone leaving no room for argument.
Alex squeezed my hand one last time before letting go, his eyes lingering on mine with a look that made my chest tighten. He nodded and followed the nurse out of the room, leaving me alone with the student nurse who had been quietly observing from the side.
I turned my head slightly to look at him, trying to ground myself in something familiar, something stable. “Can someone tell me how long I’ll have to be in here for?” I asked, my voice trembling.
The boy hesitated, looking a bit uncertain. “I’m not too sure, Y/n. We’ll have to wait for one of the staff to give us results first” he said, trying to sound reassuring as he reached out and cupped my hand with his two.
His gesture was kind, but it only added to my confusion. Why was he holding my hand like that? Was he one of those compassionate doctors who went the extra mile for their patients? My mind struggled to make sense of his actions.
“Can’t you ask someone since you work here?” I asked, hoping for some clarity.
He blinked at me, clearly taken aback. “Work here?”
Before I could respond, the door creaked open, and the female nurse re-entered the room, followed by Alex. There was a heaviness in the air, a sense of something unspoken. The nurse’s eyes met mine, and I could see the concern etched into her features.
“Ms. Y/l/n” she began, her voice gentle yet serious, “I need to explain something to you. After the accident, you sustained a significant concussion, which has led to a form of memory loss known as post-traumatic amnesia..”
“Amnesia?” I whispered, the word foreign and terrifying on my tongue. My gaze darted between her and Alex, hoping for someone to tell me this was all a mistake.
“Yes” she confirmed softly. “From what we can gather, you seem to have lost your recent memories from about two years ago onward. It’s possible that these memories will return with time, but for now, you’re not going to remember much.”
My world shattered with those words. Two years? How could two whole years of my life just be gone? My breath quickened, and the room began to feel smaller, more suffocating. I glanced at Alex, hoping to find some reassurance, but his expression only mirrored my panic.
“Two years?” I asked again, trying to wrap my mind around it. “What happened in those two years? I don’t remember any of it..” My voice trembled as I spoke, my heart sinking deeper into despair.
“That’s okay, Y/n” Alex said, stepping closer to me. “We’ll figure this out together, okay? I’ll help you remember.”
But something about the way he said it felt off. There was a tension in his voice that made me uneasy. I looked back at the boy who had been holding my hand, trying to place his face in the context of my life, but nothing came to mind.
“Who.. who are you?” I asked hesitantly, turning my attention to him. His expression faltered, a mixture of pain and something else flashing across his features.
“Y/n, it’s me.. Matt” he said, his voice tinged with a sorrow that cut through me like a knife.
I stared at him “I- I don't know who you are..” I didn’t recognize him. I didn’t remember anything about him. It was as if the two years that had vanished had taken him with them.
Before I could say anything else, the tension in the room exploded.
“Okay man I think it’s time you leave” Alex snapped, his eyes narrowing at Matt, his voice dripping with venom. “You have no right to be here, especially after what you did.”
“What I did?” Matt shot back, his voice rising with anger. “You’re the one who’s been sat here lying to her! You cheated on her, Alex! Don’t you dare act like you care about her now.”
The words hung in the air like a death sentence. My head spun, the room tilting as I tried to process what was happening. Cheated? Alex cheated on me?
“You’re full of shit, Matt” Alex retorted, stepping closer to him, their faces inches apart. “You don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“You’ve been lying to her this entire time!” Matt shouted, his voice cracking with emotion. “You think I don’t know what you’ve done? You think she won’t find out? I won’t let you keep doing this to her.”
“Stop it!” I screamed, my voice cutting through their argument like a knife. Tears streamed down my face as the overwhelming stress consumed me. “Just stop! Both of you, get out! Get out!”
The room fell into a stunned silence. Both Matt and Alex turned to look at me, their expressions a mixture of shock and regret. But I couldn’t take it anymore. The confusion, this talk of betrayal, the loss of my memory - it was too much. I felt like I was drowning, and I needed them to leave before I lost myself completely.
“Please.. just leave.” I begged, my voice barely above a whisper, but firm in its resolve.
Matt’s face crumpled with pain, but he nodded slowly, backing away toward the door. Alex hesitated, his eyes pleading with me to understand, but I couldn’t even look at him.
One by one, they both left the room, the door closing behind them with a finality that left me feeling utterly alone. The silence that followed was deafening, the emptiness in my heart growing with every passing second.
I collapsed back onto the bed, my body trembling as I sobbed, the weight of everything too much to bear. Two years of my life, gone. The man I thought I loved and a stranger. The man who claimed to love me and a liar. The situation infront of me confused me as to which one was which. The memories I needed to make sense of it all, vanished.
I was lost in a world that no longer felt like my own.
Matt’s POV
I walked out of Y/n’s hospital room, the door clicking shut behind me like a hammer driving the final nail into a coffin. My heart pounded in my chest, the adrenaline from my argument with Alex still coursing through my veins, but it was nothing compared to the fiery dread settling in my stomach. Every word I’d said to her, every desperate attempt to break through her confusion, seemed to hang in the air like a suffocating fog.
I made my way to the waiting area, my feet heavy, my mind numb. The bright, white lights overhead did nothing to chase away the darkness consuming my thoughts. We approached the row of cold plastic chairs and Alex sat down, his elbows resting on his knees, head buried in his hands. I could feel the tension radiating off him, but I was too consumed by my own torment to care.
I dropped into a chair two seats away from him, the hard plastic pressing against my back, and let my head fall into my hands. My thoughts spiraled, chaotic and disjointed, but always coming back to one image - the moment she was hit.
The screech of tires. The blinding headlights. The sickening thud as Y/n’s body crumpled under the car’s impact. I could still hear the scream that tore through me as I watched her fly through the air, time slowing to a crawl, helpless to stop it. It played over and over in my mind, each replay more gut wrenching than the last.
I should’ve been faster. I should’ve told her how I really felt. I should’ve… My fists clenched in my hair as I tried to choke down the guilt that threatened to swallow me whole.
What was I even doing on that balcony? Watching her run out of the house, pacing back and forth. I should’ve gone to her instead of just standing there like an idiot, too lost in my own confusion and pain to act. And then when I saw the car coming down the hill, everything in me froze.
"Y/n, get off the road!!" I had shouted, but my voice felt so small, so powerless against the force of what was about to happen. But it's too late.
In a split second, the beam of headlights blinds her. The screeching of tires fills the air as the car tries to stop, but the impact is inevitable. I watch in horror as the car strikes Y/n. The sound of the collision is deafening, and time seems to slow down.
She’s thrown backward, landing hard on the pavement. I can’t breathe, my legs feel like jelly as I race down the stairs, stumbling and pushing through the crowd.
When I finally reach her, my heart is pounding in my chest, my breath coming in short, panicked bursts. I kneel beside her, tears streaming down my face as I try to make sense of the horrific scene before me.
Y/n lies on the ground, her face contorted in pain, her body unmoving. The car speeds away into the night, leaving behind a scene of devastation. The people around us have began to scatter, some calling for an ambulance, others standing in shocked silence.
I gently cradle Y/n's head in my lap, my hands shaking uncontrollably. "Y/n, stay with me," I pleaded, my voice choking with emotion. "Please, stay with me."
She blinks slowly, her eyes meeting mine with a look of pain and resignation. I can see the life fading from her, and it feels like my world is collapsing around me.
The sound of sirens grows louder, and I can hear the distant honking of emergency vehicles approaching. I try to stay strong for her, to keep her conscious until help arrives, but my heart is breaking.
"I’m so sorry," I whisper, tears falling freely. "I’m so sorry for everything."
As the ambulance pulls up, paramedics rush to our side, taking over the situation with practiced efficiency. I’m left standing on the sidelines, my heart shattered as I watch them work to save her. I know that nothing will ever be the same again, and the weight of what just happened is almost too much to bear.
Now she was in that hospital bed, her memories shattered along with my heart. She didn’t even recognize me. My face, my voice - nothing. I was just a stranger to her now, a distant memory from a life she couldn’t even recall.
And then there was Alex. The guy she “loved”, the guy who’d betrayed her. He sat there just a few feet away, but it felt like a canyon stretched between us. I knew he was going to see this as an opportunity to weasel his way back into her life. She didn't remember any of it, him cheating, the way he treated her like an option. And now this was his free pass, to get her back like nothing had ever happened. I wanted to punch him, to scream at him for all the lies he’d fed her, for making this even more unbearable than it already was. But what good would that do? None of it would bring her memories back. None of it would undo the damage that had been done.
I glanced sideways at Alex. He was still in the same position, as if he were trapped in his own private hell. Good. He deserved it. But the satisfaction was fleeting, replaced quickly by a wave of exhaustion and despair.
All I could do was sit there, replaying the accident in my head, the look of panic in Y/n’s eyes as she realized what was happening, the way everything went silent just before impact. It was a moment I knew would haunt me for the rest of my life, one that no amount of apologies or explanations could ever make right.
All I wanted was for her to be okay, to wake up and remember me, remember us. But even that hope felt distant now, buried under the weight of the reality we were in.
I let out a shuddering breath, forcing myself to look away from Alex and focus on the dull hum of the hospital around us. Waiting, that’s all we could do now. Wait and hope for a miracle that seemed less likely with each passing second.
The door in front of us opened, and in came Nick, Madi, Chris & Emily. I had gone to the hospital with Y/n in the ambulance, and the paramedics contacted Alex as he was still down as Y/n’s emergency contact. The news of what happened tore through the party fast, but getting out of the place was hard to do so with the amount of emergency services on scene.
“God Matt is she okay?” Nick asks frantically.
“She’s awake Nick.. she’ll be okay.. But she doesn’t remember anything.”
“Oh thank god she's okay, maybe it’s for the best that she doesn't remember the accident happening.” Nick says, trying to make me feel better.
“No, Nick. She doesn’t remember anything. She doesn’t remember me, she won't remember you, she doesn’t have any memory of the last 2 years at all.” I said, tears outlining my eyes.
Nick stood there with a horrified expression on his face. “You love her don’t you?” Nick whispers, so low that only us can hear.
“More than anything Nick, more than anything I know.”
“Do you think I could go in and see her?” Nick questions.
“If you want, but she’s stressed out at the minute.. Just try your best not to make anything worse.” I say, as Nick nods at me, getting up to gently knock on the door to Y/n’s room.
I take my eyes off Nick and lock eyes with Emily.
“Can we go outside for a minute for some air?” I asked her, knowing I'm about to have a conversation that I should’ve handled differently nights ago.
a/n: sorry.. again..
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Car rapids || Hozier x reader
Kinktober: Day 3 - Quickie
prompt list
Tags: quickie, car sex, semi-public sex i guess, dom/sub undertones kinda
Summary: Things get hot while on the car with Andrew on the way to his parent’s house for dinner, unfortunately you can’t be late, so it’s time to be quick
Word count: 1.7k
A/N: idk if i did yesterday’s since im scheduling these as i finish them but i probably didn’t because i don’t like writing it. So sorry for that. Anyway hope you like this one that i wrote between 11pm and 5am but i did like it so make of that what you will. Tomorrow’s prompt is facesitting I’ll see you all there
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Your hands were on the wheel, eyes focused on the road as you drove across the Irish countryside. Your boyfriend, Andrew, sat next to you, looking out the window while he hummed along to a song playing from the car speakers. You and Andrew had decided to go on a little weekend getaway to Galway, just the tiniest change of scenery since leaving Ireland was out of the question, given the dinner with his parents on Sunday, which you were driving to right now, being a bit over halfway there. For once and by powers unknown to you, you were on time, early even, maybe because you told Andrew that you were already running late when you told him to finish getting ready when you were actually not, something that, once he found out about when you were already in the car and moving, he had (jokingly) complained endlessly about for the first fifteen minutes of the journey before apologising with a kiss to your cheek and putting on some music.
As you continued to drive, Andrew’s eyes wandered from the passing views over to you, a tiny smile forming in his face as he looked you up and down, his hand moved to your thigh, squeezing it ever so slightly. You looked at him out of the corner of your eye, trying your best to suppress a smile. “Andrew.” You warned him.
“Hm?” He hummed in question, fake innocence in his voice as he spoke. “What is it, baby?”
“Hands off,” you gently scolded him, “can’t focus on the road if you’re all over me.”
“It’s just a hand on your thigh, love, nothing more.” He smiled, his grip tightening a little.
“Last time you said that we ended up having a pregnancy scare.” You reminded him.
“You’re the one that told me to finish inside when I wasn’t wearing a condom,” he teased back, chuckling softly, “and you’re on birth control now, anyway.”
“Not my point.”
“Then what was it?”
“That it’s never ‘nothing’ with you, or with me.” You said, the last words coming out in a flustered whisper.
“So I should take my hand off your thigh?” He smirked, knowing he was slowly winning you over.
“Maybe…” you mumbled, “you can keep it there, if you want, but no higher.”
“As you wish, baby.” He nodded, leaving his hand on your thigh, his fingers drawing small circles on it. He went back to looking out the window as you drove, a comfortable silence falling over the both of you again, only disturbed by the soft music.
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“I was thinking,” Andrew said, breaking the silence that had fallen over you both a little over an hour ago, his hand still on your thigh, “you practically never drive, you’re always my passenger princess, especially in longer drives.”
“Yeah,” you agreed, “why do you say that?”
“Because you’re driving right now, why?” His grip tightened on your thigh again.
“I don’t know,” you shrugged, “you drove us on the way there and then drove everywhere while we were in Galway, thought I’d let you rest from the wheel for a bit.”
“That’s sweet of you,” he smiled, “so it’s not because you don’t like my reckless driving?”
“No, I actually really like it, it’s fun when you drive like a maniac.” You chuckled, “ and I like the things we do while you’re driving, too.” You added, a cheeky smile on your face as you felt your cheeks heat up.
Andrew smiled too, a clear idea in his eyes now that you had brought up the subject. “Yeah? You like it when I finger you while we drive through the middle of nowhere, baby?” He teased, you nodded, biting your lip as you felt his grip tightening again. “Use your words.”
“Y-yeah,” you whined softly, suppressing a moan.
“D’you want me to do it while you drive, baby?”
“Can’t.” You answered, “I get distracted easily, I could crash your car.”
“Stop the car, then,” he suggested, his voice smooth and sultry as he leaned slightly closer to you. “Let me make you feel good, pet, it won’t take long.”
“You always say that,” a whine escaped you as you feigned resistance to his advances, in reality, your eyes were already looking for a good place to stop the car. “To you ‘not taking long’ means at least forty five minutes.”
“Won’t take more than ten, fifteen at most.” He whispered, “just stop the car and get on my lap, let me feel you around me. Let me hear those pretty little sounds you make, sweetness.”
You found a spot to stop at right as he stopped speaking, and thank God you did because you had seriously considered stopping the car in the middle of the road and fucking him right then and there. You slowed down, driving to the side of the road and stopping the car as Andrew’s smile widened, he leaned closer to you as he clicked his seatbelt open, his lips finding your jaw and planting soft kisses as you clicked your own seatbelt open. You turned your head towards him, your lips finding his and immediately latching on, passionately kissing him as you moved from the driver’s seat and onto his lap, straddling him as best you could. His hands moved to your skirt, pulling it up as fast as he could, a couple curses escaped him between kisses as he struggled to get the maxi skirt out of the way. You giggled softly at every curse of his, your hands working fast on his belt and jeans, quickly undoing them and pulling them down along with his boxers just enough so his cock, already hard and with a flushed tip, could spring free from its confines, slapping against his clothed stomach and making him whine lightly.
You spat on your hand and started to gently jerk him off while he struggled with your skirt and your hips gently grinded on him, you core desperate for some attention. “I’m going to rip this thing off you, I swear to God.” He muttered under his breath in frustration, moaning softly as you moved your hand. You giggled softly. “Not funny, baby.” He scolded you.
“You know you can just lift it up, right? You don’t need to take it off completely.” You reminded him, your lips finding his neck, peppering soft kisses along it.
“But then how will I see what pretty panties you’re wearing today?” He complained, still fighting the skirt.
“You do that and we’ll be late to dinner with your parents, and I’m not going to explain to them why we're late.”
“Fine,” he conceded, lifting your skirt and caressing your ass for a couple seconds before smacking it sharply, making you whine, “and don’t bring up my parents while I’m trying to fuck you again, yeah?”
“Sorry,” you mumbled softly. Andrew moved your underwear to the side, pulling you closer and blindly positioning you above his cock. You slowly sat down on it, making both of you gasp at the feeling. You moved your hips up and down on his cock, bouncing on it as he held onto you, planting warm kisses on your neck.
“That’s it, baby. Fuck, you’re perfect, so fucking perfect.” He moaned onto your neck, starting to thrust up, meeting you halfway. His hand moved from your side to your pussy, his thumb finding your clit and flicking it quickly, pressing on it every so often, making you whine softly. Your hands moved to his hair, gripping his long curls while pure white pleasure ran through your veins like the most potent drug. You felt that all-familiar coil form in your lower abdomen, your breathing becoming ragged and whiny. “Almost there, baby? Already? You’re really sensitive today, you never get like this so fast.” He teased, each sentence finishing with a kiss to your neck.
You wanted to argue back, but when you opened your mouth to do so all that came out was a loud moan, your face heating up from slight embarrassment as Andrew chuckled. The coil in your stomach became stronger and stronger with each passing second, your legs shaking slightly, bouncing up and down on his cock was becoming increasingly difficult as you felt your orgasm coming, “Fuck! Andy!” You moaned loudly, stopping your movements out of sheer ecstasy, your legs shaking with pleasure, Andrew continued to fuck you, thrusting up into your pussy as he played with your clit. “Please! Oh my god! Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease” you begged in a desperate moan, you weren’t even sure what it was you were begging for, Andrew did though, he kissed from your neck to your ear, whispering softly as he fucked you mercilessly.
“It’s okay, darling, come for me, let me feel you, baby.” He lightly bit your earlobe as you found your release, the coil in your core snapping as you moaned loudly, your hips shaking with the intensity of your orgasm. His hand moved away from your clit and to your hips as he lifted them up and down to fuck you better, overstimulating you as he chased his own release. He came not long after, his hips snapping up to yours as he filled you with his cum, soft groans escaping him while you whined from the overstimulation.
He came down from his peak, kissing your neck and face as you still tried to ground yourself. “Fifteen minutes,” he said with a smug tone.
“What?” You asked softly, still a bit out of it.
“We took fifteen minutes, told you I could be quick,” he chuckled.
“How the hell do you know that?” You mumbled into his shoulder, your post-orgasmic tiredness catching up to you.
“Car clock,” he said smugly, “it was 2:07pm when you got on my lap, and now it's 2:22pm.”
“You’re impossible,” you giggled, thinking it funny how he had made a mental note of the time just to prove he was right.
“You love it,” he smiled into your hair. “I think I’ll drive the rest of the way, you look exhausted, love.”
“Yeah, okay.” You nodded, getting off his lap and settling onto the passenger's seat, after fixing your underwear and skirt. Andrew fixed his own clothes, adjusted the driver’s seat to accommodate his height, and began driving to his parents’ house, still on time for dinner.
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SCHLATT WITH A GODDESS STUNNING BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS PRETTY GF ^_^
AAAAAA I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH THIS AS AN UGLY GAY MAN BUT ILL DO MY BEST
will NOT shut up about how gorgeous you are
walks with your hand in his and stares down anyone who looks at you too long for his liking
bragger, absolutely gets piss drunk at a creator party and starts showing and telling everyone how impossibly perfect you are
gets so jealous and insecure when guys come up to you and brush him off as just your friend
then you kiss his fuming face before he has a chance to knock the guy out
if one of your more conventionally attractive friends, or a pretty streamer starts talking to you, he backs down like a wounded puppy
like 2 minutes into the convo you go to look at him to see if he's okay and you just go :0 cause where the FUCK is he and HOW did you lose him
you excuse yourself to go find your self pitying boyfriend
he's pouting, drunk, cheek to the table in front of him
sees you and he perks up
doesnt even think about letting you know he's sad
he has to be a big burly man man for his perfect god/ess
put you see his puffy eyes and sniffles
"hey big guy, what's wrong? social battery that dead?" you say as you move the two of you to the door, ready to Irish goodbye it outta there
you can see him brace himself, "nuthin's wrong toots, you should get back to ya conversation" he leans to press a kiss to your forehead
"im not going anywhere without you bub" you gently pull his collar to make him lean down before covering his face in kisses
you can hear multiple shouts of course words from anyone that thought they had a chance with you realizing you really ARE taken by schlatt
you both decide to call it a night after schlatt popped a "problem" in his trousers
you notice he's grumpy about 5 minutes into the drive
"what's wrong baby :(" you pry, sad that the love of your life is sad
"nuthin' toots..." he mutters quietly
"don't sound like nuthin'"
"you're just too good for me 's all" he finally snaps, tears running down his face
youre finally home though
he gets out to walk to your side and open the door (always a gentleman)
you rush to hug him, tell him all the reasons you love him, and only him-
but the bitch ran inside already
you feel like a heeled usaine bolt as you patter and clack after the man as soon as you notice
TIMESKIP
you have schlatt pinned to the ground, his leg between yours and yours between his
he's stopped crying, eyes puffy and red, lips bitten and swollen (so very kissable), overall way too cute to think he wasn't enough for you
you both pant, trying to catch your breaths before talking things out
"I,,, love.,,,,,,,, YOU,,,, dumbass,,," you sound like you ran a marathon cause you basically did to find him in the absurdly big house
"why-" he starts before you capture his lips in a very passionate and hurried kiss, a ploy to stall so you can get your thoughts together
you break away "your smile" you kiss his forehead
"your laugh" you kiss his left cheek
"your mind" you kiss his right cheek
"your kindness with me" you kiss his nose
"and finally, your sexy body" you kiss him deeply again
he hasn't even caught his breath yet, calm down
NSFW
you feel something hard and hot pressing against your leg as you tangle your fingers in his hair
you move one hand down to lightly stroke him over his pants and boxers, eliciting a deep moan from the man under you
he takes an opening, that wasn't really there, to flip the two of you over "fuck,,, wanna take this to the bedroom, doll" he pants
you nod hard enough to send your hair everywhere like whips
he helps you stand before taking your hand and leading you to the bedroom, sitting you down on the bed and pushing you to lay down
he plants hot wet kisses down your form between declarations of love and reminders of your beauty as slightly tipsy and very eager fingers work to take off your shorts and underwear before lifting your legs to rest on his shoulders
he is DIVING in, the man is pussy STARVED and READY to EAT
might continue this later/another day
sorry if this isn't what you wanted, my fingers took me on a journey nobody was prepared for
#schlatt x reader#jschlatt#jschlatt smut#jschlatt x reader#schlatt#schlatt smut#schlatt x reader smut#schlaggot#mine mine mine
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Call in the Night
Pairing: Damian Priest x Reader Word Counter: 1,321 Description: Y/n gets a flat tire in the middle of the night so she calls her last hope for help.
Requested by @madhatterbri hope you enjoy love!
________ Tag list: @omg-im-such-a-masochist @melissahausen @new-zealand-chic @writtingrose @99hook @madhatterbri @sassymox @mrsacklesevansmgk @xladyxfatex @adamcolesbaybay @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch @demonqueen29 @itsicantbelievethis666 @lilred91 @rebellious-desires @surdelcielo @letsgivethisonemoreshot @ava-valerie @shortyiceheart @serpantscorpio8497 @thatpanpal @wrestlersownmyheart @vebner37 @seeingstarks @whenimakeitshine1234 @legit9thlunaticwarrior @blaquekitty @ironshamelessyouth @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin @ripleyswhore @moonrosekk @xbreezymeadowsx @terrortwinunicorn @alyyaanna @elevennbloom @melblacc @alliwant456 @mcreignsera @auburnwrites @aews-four-pillars @thatnerdwriter @sjwrites22 If you wanna be added to the list lemme know. ______ Rain hammered against the windshield in thick sheets coming down almost faster than the wiper blades could handle. The road stretched ahead in shadows and flickering reflections, illuminated only by the sweeping beams of Y/N's headlights. She hadn’t planned to take the backroads tonight, but after nearly two hours on the interstate in bumper-to-bumper traffic, she took the first exit onto a winding, narrow path that carved its way through the thick woods. It would be faster, she’d told herself; besides, the quiet was a relief. But now, as thunder cracked overhead, and a chill seemed to settle into the car despite the heat blaring, she regretted it.
Then came the bump—a sudden jolt that yanked the steering wheel sharply to the side. She cursed under her breath, clutching it with both hands to regain control, the car slowing to a stop as she drifted to the shoulder. The dashboard light flashed up at her, mocking: Low Tire Pressure.
“No, no, oh come on!”
She groaned trying to push back the wave of defeat creeping up on her, y/n’s breath fogging up the inside of the window. Leaning forward she tried her best to catch a glimpse of the front right tire, but the rain made it nearly impossible.
She sighed, grabbing her phone from the passenger seat.
‘You’ve got to be kidding me.’
She thought, scrolling through her list of contacts, unfortunately this wasn't the first time she'd had to deal with car issues on her own. But it was certainly one of the worst places for it. With no jack, her usual independence was out of reach. One by one, she called her friends hoping that one of them may be able to come to her rescue.
Straight to voicemail. No answer. Or, in one case, a quick text back: “Sorry babes, too far from you. Stay safe!”
She dropped her phone on the seat in frustration, leaning her head against the steering wheel as she tried to figure a way out of this. Midnight was approaching, and here she was, stranded, with no way to change her tire and not a soul in sight. The rain was relentless, pounding against the roof as if to mock her situation. Sitting there in silence for a few minutes she picked her phone up again and reopened her contacts. Her thumb hesitated over the list, drifting down to the name she hadn’t let herself think about in months. Damian.
Her ex.
Calling him would be a mistake, he didn’t owe her anything, the thought that he would pick up was almost laughable after everything they’d been through. But there was that persistent memory of him coming through whenever she needed someone. Reliable. Capable. Even after things had ended between them. Before she could talk herself out of it, she tapped his name, listening to the dial tone ring, she wasn’t sure if he’d even be awake this late. He may not even be in town since his job took him on the road a lot. The weight of their memories crashed over her. But just as the fourth ring started, she panicked and ended the call.
She stared at the screen, her heart racing, a mix of regret and something warmer, unbidden, just underneath. Her thumb hovered wanting to redial again, but instead she locked the phone, pushing it onto the passenger seat.
“You don’t need him y/n, you’ve handled worse it’s not fair to drag him into your problems.”
She told herself, closing her eyes and leaning back against the seat as she tried to figure out how to get out of this. The silence in the car stretched thin, filled only by the heavy patter of rain on the windows. Her breath fogged up the glass, the rain was making it much colder than when she left work a few hours ago. The only options she could think of was wait there until someone hopefully passed by, or sleep and call a tow service in the morning. Neither idea was very appealing, but she didn’t have much of a choice.
Across town, Damian dropped his keys onto the table he was just getting home from the road after a few grueling weeks. He glanced at his phone, still lit up from her missed call. His brows furrowed as he glanced at her name, his instincts kicking in before he could process the urge. He hadn't spoken to Y/N in months, and yet, the sight of her name on his phone stirred something in him. It wasn't like her to reach out, especially now. A quick call? He could brush it off as an accident but the unusualness of it nagged at him.
With a sigh, he unlocked his phone and decided to check her location this one time. It wasn’t something he ever did, at least not since they broke up. But they'd shared it during their relationship, and neither had ever removed it. He told himself he was just checking to ease the faint worry he could feel growing in his chest. When the map pinged her location on an empty stretch of road, miles from anything and anyone, that faint worry turned into something sharper.
She was out there, alone, on the backroads, in the middle of this storm. Without giving it really any thought, Damian grabbed his jacket and his keys again, shrugging against the wave of hesitation. It’s just checking on her, something had to be wrong for her to just be sitting there. That’s all, he reasoned, trying to calm the rush of adrenaline kicking up inside him. As he slipped into his car, he couldn't shake the feeling that something about tonight would be different, that the familiar path would somehow feel like new ground between them.
The rain had turned the roads into slippery rivers, but he didn't care all that matter to him was getting to her. His headlights cut through the sheets of water as he drove, the sound of his tires slicing through puddles as he made his way to the blip on his map. Back in her car, Y/N rubbed her hands together for warmth, the car was completely fogged up. She didn’t want to run the heater out of fear that the battery would die. The solitude, once a comfort, was starting to wear on her, a reminder of how isolated she was out here. The battery on her phone was at 15% now and she needed to save it to call for help in the morning.
When a set of car headlights appeared in the distance, lighting up the road with a glow that grew stronger as it approached. Y/N squinted, shielding her eyes from the brightness, her heart leaping in a confusing mix of hope and anxiety. It was well after midnight now and any hope of a car appearing had vanished a while ago.
As the car pulled up behind her, she watched the driver’s door open, a tall, familiar figure stepping out into the rain. She felt a strange pang in her chest as Damian came into view, silhouetted against the headlights, his gaze intent as he walked toward her door. He hadn’t bothered with an umbrella, and the rain poured off him as he approached her car, tapping on the driver’s side window. Y/N rolled down the window, just enough to see his face, a surge of warmth spreading through her chest despite the cold air rushing in.
“Thought you might need a hand.”
He said, his voice steady, unaffected, as if this wasn’t strange for him at all, that it was natural for his ex-girlfriend to call him in the middle of the night. For a moment, she didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Instead, she just nodded, the warmth of his familiar voice chasing away the lingering chill.
“You came?”
“Of course you called that’s all I needed.”
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