#im tipsy btw sorry lol.

[charmac]

It's quite literally always It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia for me, i can't even pronounce what the acronym is, it just automatically translates to "Sunny" in my mind. The acronym does not exist to me other than It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, that's what I have to say in my mind every.single.time I use the tag, always. I tried to pronounce it once IRL and I was like..huh.. what what is the order..what..i sapie..its-i mean isa i-wha

It's just Sunny!! It's always just.. Sunny to me

[opqrstuv04]

update on this I had the chance to kiss her tonight and I Didn’t. And I wish I had. KMS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🚬🚬🚬🚬😑😑

Cautiously flirting with a classmate on my study abroad who has swiftly become a real friend of mine in the way that two gay women do when they both know the other is queer is as close as I’m ever going to get to having a girlfriend. I think

[shakirawastaken]

dsmp if....it was taylor swift

i am the biggest swiftie dsmp blog here i am a swiftie i love taylor swift unless she sings new romantics at a show that im not at then i hate taylor swift

dream: paper rings by taylor swift (from Lover)  - i have written a one shot to dream for stay stay stay like a year ago. please read that too amen - i feel like this song lowkey fits him so well??? just like lowkey - cause like man is rich as fuck hes like a CEO and stuff  - BUT let me backtrack - you met him before he face revealed in the middle of the swamp in florida (orlando) - lets use my other post and say you met him in the grocery store SLAY - you “went home and tried to stalk him on the internet” - and obviously couldn’t find anything - but you reached out to him over text and he didnt answer you..bc he was like filming or smth and you were like bruh - but he eventually did answer you and you were like cool - you guys hung out ALOT  - as friends - to the mall as friends, to the cafe as friends, to the movies as friends - you even met his friends...and then you figured out he was Dream  - your relationship was like slaying at this point - you moved in with him! - and at this point now that you know Dream is Dream and is RICH - he showers you in gifts - expensive jewlery, trips to places, the mans love language is gift giving and he def has the $$$ to make that happen! - but one day he was like drunk or smth idk  - and he was like “wanna get married?” - and you were like “LOL sure” - and he, in his lovesick era, talked about the ring he would buy you in great detail - you were flattered ofc and laughed along - the next morning he woke up from his drunk era and was like “did you really mean it” - and you were like “yes!! i like shiny things, but i’d marry you with paper rings whenever you want dream” - and he was like “bet” - and he made paper rings and you drove to the courthouse and GOT MARRIED STOP IT THAT IS ADORABLE AND YOU HAD AN ACTUAL CEREMONY LATER CUTHE MF CAMERAS THAT IS IT THIS IS IT - I WANT TO WRITE THIS INTO A ONESHOT COMMENT “ceo of minecraft” IF YOU WANT IT - runner up song for dream was wonderland btw

george: gorgeous by taylor swift (from reputation) - now LISTEN i was gonna do London Boy - but im saving that for another thing - GORGEOUS FITS and its not just cause george is actually very pretty - this takes place in LA, george is here and you work here  - you also have a boyfriend - lets say you and some of your friends went out to a club one day - so did the dream team tm  - and you just came from a stressful day at work so you did what anyone would do and you drank - enough to get you a bit tipsy - and somehow all the stars and planets and fates aligned and you bumped into mr notfound - and you were like “sorry!!” - and he was like “oh its alright” but he said it british - and you were like “HAHAHAH YOURE BRITISH” and you mocked the way he talked  - you were tipsy alr - and he knows he should have been offended but he couldnt help but smile bc he thought u were cute - you two talk some more and you sober up through the conversation - its cliche but you forget everything else when u talked to him - including your very real boyfriend - and he shoots his shot “do you think i could have your number?” - your eyes shoot open wide and you just groan - “i got a boyfriend, he’s in the club and idk what he’s even doing.” and george is like “oh - but then you just keep going and youre like - “dude if you have a girlfriend im jealous of her” - and he laughed - “but if youre single thats honestly worse” - and he was like “how is that worse” - and you gathered all your confidence and was like “you’re so gorgeous it actually hurts” - and he smiled and said thank you - and you watched as his face moved to sadness - “i dont want to get in the way of your relationship, it was nice meeting you” he says as he walks away - DONT LET HIM WALK AWAY your mind yells at you - but you cant have him, bc youre taken - nothing you hate more than what you cant have - ding - why do all of these suck today guys im so sorry

OH SHIT I FORGOT I WAS GONNA DO STYLE WITH GEORGE UGHHH lmk if you want that

sapnap: you are in love by taylor swift (from 1989)  - you both start as best friends in this scenario - like best friends since high school middle school school  - you talked everyday , hung out everyday - it was natural that you would form a crush on the man - but then he moved to Florida - you totally understood why he did that - but the communication between the two of you died down - and so did your crush, it flickered out - but one day, he texted you - “hey! im coming back to texas for a couple weeks. are you down to hang out?” - and ofc you said yes - you two met up in a little diner, just to cach up  - and it was like you two had never seperated - you were joking around and laughing just like the old times - eventually you two were ordering coffee at midnight as he told you get in the car - he said “i have a surprise for you” - who were you to deny him? - so you got in the car and he sped off to the old dirt road or something where you used to go in high school - shoulders brushing as you two sit in the trunk, he tells you to look up at all the stars - but you looked at him instead, and all your feelings came crashing over you - all you could hear and think about while he drove you home, while you slept was that - “you are in love, true love” - god this SOng THIS SCENARIO - the weekend before he moves back to florida - you had spent the night over, wearing his old shirt as a pajama - burnt toast because he dont know how to work the toaster - you decide to make a move, to let go of your fears on how he’s gonna react - and you kiss him on the cheek - you two spend the whole day being a little more romantic than usual - holding hands, kisses on cheeks, etc - you spend the night over at his house again - then he wakes up in the middle of the night with this look of ?? on his face - you turn to look at him, staring him dead in the eyes - and he stares back, the moon reflecting onto his face - “you’re my bestfriend” he silently whispers, scanning your face for ANY reaction from you - and your heart starts rushing and your head starts beating and all you know is that he is in love with you. and you are in love with him.  - the night continues in a rush of kisses and rushed feelings - he of course had to go back to florida - but now he keeps a picture of the two of you in his wallet - and you see him in everything around you - you two facetime everynight and talk about everything with each other - because you are in love, true love - bonus: when sapnap gets home dream’s like “whats up with you” - and sapnap just shrugs and grins  - “spent some time w my best friend” - “IM NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND?” - dream LMFAOO - can you tell im in love with this SONG quackity (hits different from midnights (the till dawn edition)):  - I KNOW THIS SONG HAS A LOT OF DIFFERENT INTERPRETATIONS OKAY - im very aware of that its all i speculate and talk about - its like that one meme with the guy and the bulletin board and hes like “DO YOU SEE THIS” - but i interpret this song as someone singing to a person (bonus points if theyre a friend) they have a major crush on!!! except their crush is dating someone - and you can tell that the person they are dating aint it for them - its giving you belong with me - in this, you’re quackity’s neighbor - and you two have lived next to each other for a while  - to the point where you two have become kinda good friends! youd eat dinner together, have some movie nights, etc - you could say you know him pretty well - well ig you didnt know him as well as you think - one night you knock on his apartment door, looking for someone to hang out with whatever - ignore that you had a crush on him that you were actively suppressing - and his girlfriend answers the door all nice like “hi! how are you!” - and youre like “im good, are you?? who are you?” - and quack pulls up behind her and is like “OH meet my girlfriend!” - and youre like “oh! nice to meet you!” - then you shuffle back to apartment ASAP - suddenly it hit you that the person you had a crush on was unavaliable - and suddenly you felt the anguish that comes from him being in love with someone else - it made you wanna throw up - you call another friend up and meet up at a bar, ready to drink your sorrows away - and the bar you go to is playing the song you and quackity listened to everytime together - you groan and explain everything to your friend who’s just like “oh my! love is a lie, don’t worry - it happens to everyone” just to get you by - but you knew this wasn’t like any other time - youve been so willing to move on in the past - it hit different this time because it was him - you drink so much you start slurring his name and your thoughts are plagued by him - someone puts you into a car and sends you off to your apartment - you slump onto your bed, and fall into a restless fit - dreams of his hair, and his stare, and his sense of belief. of times you once believed he could love you.  - you dreamed of you melting his world like an argumentative, antithetical dream girl - the next morning, you hear a key turning in his door  - and you cant help hope but hes coming in to check on you - so you rush to open the door - he jumps and looks at you startled - “hey! my girlfriend and i heard you come in from the bar last night! must have been a wild night!” he chuckled, wishing you the best of health as he retreated into his apartment - you stare at the spot he was just standing out, letting out a big sigh as you groan, your hangover catching up with you - “catastrophic blues, moving on was easy for me to do. it hits different, it hits different cause its you”  - be glad i didnt pick “youre losing me” for this cause damn

karl (invisible string from folklore): - okay. i have already written a karl one shot. to holy ground by taylor swift. from red (taylors version) please go read after this. amen - okay - THIS OSNG THIS GOSNGS ITHSIGHSDJKFG - i cant get over the childhood best friends to lovers shit - but i dont think youre childhood besties - you just met when you were younger - its giving karl lives in a place where your family used to take you on vacation every summer - like to ur grandparents place or some white shit like that - every summer, you would go to the park, read and then go get fro yo at the shop near by - every year growing up, youd read stories of epic romances - and you couldnt help youd meet somebody there, sitting in that park - then, they year you were 16. you went into the fro yo shop. same as always - and there stood a 16 year old karl, in a teal shirt, asking you what you wanted to eat - there wasn’t anyone else in the store, so you two talked. and you two clicked instantly.  - you went back everyday for that year - and did the same every summer after that - until one summer, you told him that you were moving to LA. to pursue your career - and he finally gave you his number - when he finally got around to going to LA he called you up - and you two reconnected, just like the old times. ate at your favorite dinner spot and everything. you decide to try something more - so you date long distance - three years later, you two meet up at the old yogurt shop. and then got lunch down by the lakes - now, years later you two live together. in the same small town you vactioned in every year - you two walk the park you read at every day - karl owns the yogurt shop you two met at  - and you cant help but think that even through all the bad things that you had in  your life - the only good thing that was stringing along for most of your life was karl - karl made you less vengeful of the boys youve loved before - karl made you better. and you made him better - the both of you cant help thinking about the wonderous time, and how pretty it is to think about how “all along there was some invisible string” tying the two of you together - i feel like i coulda expanded here but i think its cute idk sorry guys

wilbur (begin again from red (taylor’s version)): - i think i got a different era for each person SCORE! - wilbur is sOOOO evermore and red coded - but not 22 or ikywt coded but all too well and the lucky one coded - you had recently gotten over a breakup and were ready to start dating again - and a friend of yours hooked you up with this guy from her office - who she said “does not do typical officer work” - you ready for anything, so you thanked her and took her offer - and now the date of your date is here, and you couldn’t help but be nervous - you critiqued and critized every small bit of you, just like your ex did - but now youve grown to love what you wear and what you look like - you blasted your favorite song that he seemed to hate as you walked out the door, as ready for this date as you could ever be - you walked to the cafe that you decided to meet up at, expecting wilbur to be late - imagine the soft surprise that took over you when he stood when he saw you, waving to you as he strode over to meet you halfway - “hi” you said breathlessly, surprised at the common decency he showed you - “hey” he said slyly, making small talk with you as he ushered you over to the table he saved - he pulled your seat out and everything, helping you take your coat off. he doesn’t know how nice that is - while you’re talking you tell some stupid joke, trying to ease your nerves - and when he throws his head back laughing like a little kid? youre done for.  - for the past 8 months you could only think about how love breaks and burns and ends - but on a wednesday, in a cafe. you watched it begin again - you cant help but smile back, agreeing to a second date - you meet up for a second date, this time in a record shop.  - you two talk about your shared love for music - and he’s like “ive never met anyone who as many los camp! records as i do” - and you were like “bet!” - turns out, you two have the same amount - you two walk around the city, exchanging stories about your lives when he suddenly teases you for being shyer than on your first date - you jsut blush and nudge him teasingly while rolling your eyes. and he laughs again.  - your ex never did that. he was never carefree, kind, and careless around you - but wilbur was. and your idea of love just grew and grew and grew - he walks you to his car, and the words about your ex are on the tip of your tongue. youre about to tell him about how different he is than your ex and how grateful you are for him - but then he cuts your thoughts off, launching into a story about him and tommy - and you find yourself wanting to talk about that instead - you can finally say what’s past is in the past - because on a wednesday, in a cafe, you watched it begin again.  i love taylor swift. i could do so many more of these. please tell me if you want

[hwanghyunjinenthusiast]

i’ve been in ur inbox so much today im so sorry. but i might be a lil tipsy and i might want vernon’s dumb fat cock so deep inside me that it gives my brain a nudge. and i might want that IMMEDIATELY.

Never apologise, you're always welcome in my asks, J. I love tipsy thoughts. There's a particular flavour of unhinged to them that I enjoy. 'Gives my brain a nudge' is a WILD phrase btw 💀💀💀

Anyways, fat cock Vernon huh.

He'd let you use him as your own personal dildo. Partly because he gets off on it and partly because he's lazy lol. However, he happily lays back and watches you grab him through lidded eyes. Damp bangs sticking to his forehead and shuddering moans leaving him when you tease yourself with him. His hands gripping your thighs so harshly you wonder if you'll see the imprints of his fingers and rings after this.

However, you've teased both him and yourself long enough. So, you sink down. The stretch is a lot. It always is. And you can already feel yourself going a little stupid just from his initial drag along your walls. Vernon isn't fairing much better from the way he avoids looking at you so, he doesn't cum on the spot. You feel like you've run a marathon when your ass finally rests on his thighs. You can feel every twitch and jump of his cock that's nestled so far deep inside you, you can feel it in your throat.

[katasstrophy]

helloo, new follower (fan) here!! ^_^ gosh, I’m like smiling like a fool because I was going through my bllk reads and checking I was following the authors of my favorite pieces, and then I noticed that I haven’t been following you ??? even after reading the absolute beautiful masterpiece that is you’ll never find a love like mine ??? (found you through that one, btw lol) and then I read through your about post and find out your a taurus sun (like me) and like wine and cheese (like me!) and I was like, goddamnit I’ve been losing time not checking this blog out before 🤦🏽‍♀️ n e wayz !! safe to say im so very happy to be here and im so so sorry for sending such a long ask omg but I got excited 🥹 wishing you the best of days and good things only !!

oh my gosh hello!!! 🥺 now you got me smiling like a silly little fool you are so incredibly sweet, this made me so happy to read<333 uwaahhh i’m so glad you enjoyed you’ll never find a love like mine, that story and that isagi is very precious to me, so it always warms my heart when others say so as well 🥺 (sometimes it’s so wild for me to think that yeah girl lol you posted that.. other people can read it.. and enjoy it akajsbdndkdoos the internet is good sometimes)

YHEESSSSSSS fellow tauras suns unite!! not to brag and be incredibly correct on main but we’re pretty fantastic LOL 😌✨ oh and a fellow wine and cheese night enjoyer yourself? 👀 taste. absolutely TASTE idc idc i know it makes me the Basicest Girl Ever who cares i always enjoy the heck out of it 😤 (.. i actually might be going to one soon kaisjsbdjdo PLS tipsy river is smth else)

please never be sorry for sending an ask!! i love love reading them and gushing with you aaaahhhh we’re all just people on the internet liking things together at the end of the day<3 smooching you and wishing you a lovely day/night as well mmmwah 🫶

[noyasboxdye]

Character: Kenma K. Header creds: @leekn6w​ Song: I’m loving your vibe by Xavier Goodman !!WARNINGS!!: College/University AU, Smoking/Drug Usage, Male! Reader Title: Cute Party boy

You had been sitting in the corner of someone's house deciding to finally give up on finding your friends knowing that they had probably already found some random guy to hook up with. Looking around and watching the drunk young adults grind, sing, dance, scream and drink the night away you finally had enough of sitting there, you stood up from your seat walking into the kitchen and looking at the several different arrangements of drinks noticing they had fireball, whiskey, tequila, gin, brandy, and several other things in one section then having the beer in another.

Not wanting anything to hard and hating beer you went for the fruit punch pouring your cup 3/4 of the way and walking up the stairs making the decision not to open any closed doors knowing that one or several of your friends could be in that room doing things you didn't want to vision your friends doing right now. Noticing a slightly open door, seeing smoke continuously flowing out of the room as people go in and out some alone some with friends or partners.

Finally concluding that you didn't have anything to do and you were tired of being so sober you walked into the room the aroma of weed and what you think is vanilla and strawberry flavored juul pods. Sitting down on the couch near a window, trying to stay your farthest from the two men you were on the couch next to.

Pulling out your pod and taking a longer hit then you would usually and exhaling taking note to the pudding head and black haired male next to him who had been taking glances and staring on and off for about 20 minutes now. Taking your phone out trying to figure out why your phone had been vibrating in your back pocket continuously for a few minutes now. Rolling your eye seeing that your mother had been calling you and texting you nonstop making sure you were studying for your tests that weren't happening till like 3 months.

Texting your mother and telling her that you've been studying all week and its 10pm on a Saturday and you had been cramming for the past week and a half with barely any breaks. Turning your phone off whilst rolling your eyes. Noticing that the two boys across from you were still continuing to stare at you, you stared back at the two hoping that it would make them stop.

Them finally stopping you go on your phone texting your friends once more as an attempt to check on them even though you knew that at least two of them were together. "Hey..." the bed head said. "Uhm- hi." you said not really in the mood to talk to anyone right now. "I know we've been staring at you for a while now and sorry for that, but my friend said your beautiful/handsome and he would love it if you gave him his number." he said with a slight smirk on his face. "Well I mean sure but only if he comes over and asks himself." you say looking at the bi haired colored boy.

"Okay- wait sorry hold on." hurriedly getting up from the old beaten up couch with a smile on his face walking back over the his friend and whispering in his ear while pointing at you, the shorter boy blushes with a smile on his face getting up from his chair and awkwardly shuffling over to you. Sitting next to you and smiling the blush on his cheeks becoming more prominent.

"Hey... sorry about my friend. I told him to leave you alone, but he didn't listen." he said rubbing the back of his neck. "It's fine... so what's your name." you said as you took a hit from your juul "My names Kenma. What's yours?" he said finally starting to seem a little bit comfortable with you. "(M/N)" you said holding your hand out to shake his hand a warm smile coming across your face as you feel his skin contact yours.

"Your pretty to by the way." you say moving your phone out of your back pocket not liking the feeling of your mother blowing up your phone against your butt cheek. "What-?" Kenma said look up at you with wide eyes. "Your friend told me you thought I was pretty/handsome, so I said your pretty." You said smiling. "Oh ah- thanks." he said with a slight chuckle tucking some stray strands of hair behind his ear frowning slightly.

"You going to ask for my number or do I have to." you said smirking slightly in a more teasing/sensual tone, the smirk becoming wider and more prominent when that heavy blush that dusted his cheeks earlier dusted them once again. "You look like a strawberry again Kenma." you state teasing him once again and making his blush deeper. "So- uhm can I have your number... then." he says pointing at the phone on your thigh.

"Yeah sure give me your phone right quick" he says giggling a bit at how shy he was. "Yeah sure- here..." he says practically glowing and shaking a little from excitement. "Uh I called my number so your number should be in my phone now, and my contact name is my name. I didn't know what you wanted it as, so I put it as that." you said handing him his phone back and half way making sure he noticed. "Okay thanks I'll call you tonight to make sure you get home- if that's okay with you."

"Yeah it's fine with me. And I'll do the same if I leave before you." you said your voice lowering slightly as you start to become calmer and more comfortable around him. "Okay cool. You want a drink-" he says not knowing what to do now his mind creating an awkward atmosphere that wasn't even there. "Yeah sure. They didn't have anything good though which is why I got juice before." you said warning him that nothing good would be in the downstairs kitchen.

"Yeah I got mostly juice too. My friend wanted me to get a little tipsy so he wasn't drunk alone." he said you both walking down stairs as Kenma texts Kuroo letting him know where he was going so he would leave without him, it happened once and he'll never allow it to happen ever again. "Kool-Aid or Hawaiian punch?" you said as you chose something from the fridge. "Kool-Aid... duh." Kenma said laughing a bit.

"Which flavor?" you say. "Purple and red." answered checking his phone. "You like purple! I love purple too everyone I meet hates purple." you say a childlike grin on your face. (Yes, ur getting excited over Kool-Aid. The purple flavor deserves more hype!!) "Kenma!" the boy from earlier said hurriedly walking over to you both. "Yes kuroo." he said drinking out of his cup, you laughing a bit noticing he drinks like a 1st grader after they just got done playing outside.

"It's almost 3 we got to go. You have class at like 8 and my class is an hour before yours so let's go." Kuroo said ready to drag him away. "Well I have to go I have a pretty early class tomorrow, but I'll be sure to call you." he said making sure he had everything he originally came with in his pockets. "Yeah sure bye Kenma and..." pausing waiting for Kuroo to tell you his name again. "Oh! Kuroo my names Kuroo."

"And Kuroo. We'll talk later 'mkay?" you said smiling at Kuroo then going to look back at Kenma. "Yeah sure I'll probably text you first by the way." he said him and Kuroo grabbing each other's hands and saying bye. Checking the time, the realization finally settling in that your friends were still missing, and it was almost 3 in the morning.

'Jesus fucking christ where the hell are these fuckers' you think to yourself storming back up the steps your patients being thin to none. 'On my mommy if these hoes fucking somebody I'm leaving' putting your ear up to at least 4 different doors before you finally found them, seeing one friend passed out in the bathroom and the others scattered around the room.

"My god what did you guys get yourselves into" you said finally feeling the exhaustion that you were suppressing throughout the past two weeks. "Ty's sick and vomiting it's guts out in the bathroom, Isaiah's knocked he's been like that for about an hour now, and Alex was crying but ink's now under the desk over there... and I didn't drink a lot so I'm fine." your friend said you trying to find Alex.

"Ok well its... 5 minutes away from being 4 am.", "Okay..."

**Timeskip**

After taking everyone home and making sure they got in bed safely you and your friend Malik both shared an uber back to both of your houses. Finally reaching the comfort of your room you go to your connected bathroom and start getting ready for the night. Taking a shower, doing your skin care, getting a snack while putting on your show starting to finally calm down.

Finally finishing your food getting up to brush your teeth and going back to your room pressing play to your show again. Turing on your night light and finally laying down. Jumping slightly when you hear you phone go off completely forgetting about it. Turning over to your nightstand to get your phone. Confused when an unknown number shows up on your phone.

In your messages

Unknown: Hey this (M/N) right?

You: Who's this .-.

Unknown: It's Kenma we met at the party... remember?

You: Oh yeah, it's (M/N)

You: Hey Kenma

Cute party boy: Hey (M/N)

Cute party boy: hru?

You: I'm doing good hbu?

Cute party boy: I'm doing good :)

Cute party boy: srry for texting u so late btw I just wanted to do it now, so I didn't forget lol.

You: No worries you're fine :)

Cute party boy: Alr good.

Cute party boy: did you make it home ok or are you still at the party?

You: no I ended up finding my friends after you left so I'm home now.

You: hbu?

Cute party boy: yeah I made it home fine lol

Cute party boy: Did you want to hang out again?

You: yh sure when

Cute party boy: are you busy on Sundays?

You: no Sundays are usually free for me

Cute party boy: you wanna hang out tomorrow

You: yh tht works lol

Cute party boy: mk well i gtg im tired so goodnight :D

You: yh same goodnight sweet dreams and sleep well

Cute party boy: you too sweet dreams and sleep well

After saying your goodbyes to Kenma you put your phone back on the dresser watching a few episodes of your show, finally slipping off into peaceful sleep.

[hongism]

Hello caly/calypso/hongism/author of one of the best (of THE best, perhaps?) Ateez fanfics to grace the internet! This is gonna be long af dream stuff but

It is I, the poly of the roly, here to tell you:

Last night or sometime recently (it's hard for me to keep track of the days because I work 12 hour shifts overnight) I'd checked your blog as I do every couple days to a week depending how busy I am and saw the ask that was about the moc update and you were all sure let me put my life on hold real quick no BIG ! (BTW I haven't checked yet but if you've still got all that work ahead of you I hope you're taking GOOD care of yourself and getting plenty of rest 😤 and I will send good vibes to wherever you are so if you find random money or a stranger buys you a sandwich or something then I'll pretend it's because my vibes so good vibes so strong) so anyway I had seen that right after I got home from work and then passed right out so in my dream you ended up uploading the next chapter because a bunch of people had been hounding for an update and you were v v upset and didn't want to answer any asks understandably but THEN. then. Moc got turned into a TV show and it was fuckin COOL caly, way cooler than I'd ever imagined. And then because dream things it shifted from me watching it as a TV show to it being the reality i was in and at first I was y/n until I was like wait but I'm not a girl and then y/n was you (kind of, she was called Calypso, Caly for short and I don't really remember what she looked like besides brown hair which is what I've always pictured y/n with so she was you? But like your online persona I guess lol) and we were preparing to go rescue San and there was a LOT of tension between y/n and Seonghwa (also when my dream supplied you as y/n I remember thinking like o shit now we're gonna get a LOT of tension between her and joong lmao). I don't really remember what my story was like how I ended up there, I think I was just enlisted randomly for help like someone knew of my status and sought me out? But originally I was pretending to be a spectre when I was actually a normie who was very good at rogue-esque shit. Jongho was my first friend because y/n wouldn't talk to me cause I guess I was a lil too sus for her. Later Yunho and I became friends through constantly making faces at each like we were on the office whenever anything awkward happened between seonghwa and y/n trying to skirt around each other (I think seonghwa and hongjoong were together....? I don't remember!) and eventually there was some *other* stuff between Yunho and I at WHICH POINT. IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT I WAS APPARENTLY A SIREN BUT HAD LITERALLU NO MEMORY OF IT BEVAUSE *serum thingz* AND had no access to the dreamscape or didn't realize I was there when dreaming once again I do not remember. But basically it's my dream so it had to make me special lmfao also I don't remember anything about the actual mission but we got San back and there was a really cute reunion with him and all the crew but ALSO a very long awaited SMOOCH between San and y/n with hands squeezing each other's faces as if to make sure they'll never disappear again it was so cute. And then I realized I had a lot of shit to work out since I had a whole life I needed to figure out so once it was all over, I left without much of a goodbye and it stopped showing it from my pov and more like I was watching it like a show again and so for a few episodes of the moc TV show yunho had a short lived but very fiery romance with a normie-pretend-spectre-actually-siren who slipped quietly off the ship with little more than a pat on Yunhos shoulder v.v thank you for reading my dream fanfiction moc TV show sorry it was so long and BASICALLY WENT NOWHERE

-- rolypoly (also I forgot to mention but in my dream when I saw that you'd updated because you were tired of people bothering you about an update I was very bummed for you and didn't even read it. But I did watch the TV show. Although I didn't really have a choice because my eyes were basically a camera at that point. Dream stuff fun stuff)

BESTIE THIS WAS A WHOLE TRIP AND A HALF?!?!? ngl im pretty tipsy rn so it's even more of a trip than the first time i read it goodness im in love with this concept tho like yunho deserves it moc needs more drama as we all know it doesn't have NEARLY enough drama as it is!??! altho i must say,,,,,, an ? a ? for some reason saying a moc outloud sounds really wrong but anyways that's not even important at all just a tv show after moc would be so fun i would watch it i would love it i love that idea but don't you worry im not posting that chapter until i'm happy with it, so sadly that means everyone has to wait a little while longer for it to be up to my standards 😔💔

[avenging-fandoms]

k I’m sorry in advance (you legit don’t have to answer cause im tipsy and a moron) but I’ve been on the verge of dming you for the past week because you seem like a sweetheart and I wanna be friends but I don’t wanna seem stupid LOL ok love ur work btw 🤍

STOP YOURE SO CUTE THIS JUST MADE ME SMILE SO BIG i'd love to be friends!!!!!!!!! i don't have many and i'd love to be your friend!! and thank you!!! i try my best haha :D

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block party (m) ⎪ 02

➾ pairing: reader x jeon jungkook

➾ word count: 4.5k

➾ genre: fuck boy next door au, enemies to lovers au, smut, pwp but what’s new tbh lol

➾ warnings: explicit sex, dirty talk, dom!jungkook, degradation, fingering, humiliation, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, thigh riding, panty sniffing, choking, breathplay, teasing, edging, im probably missing a lot more bc uh it’s really dirty

➾ summary: one mistake turns into two.

➾ a/n: SIKE! aye so i lied, block party isn’t on hiatus! btw sorry for not posting for months oops // happy valentines day bitches. heres my gift to you

➾ series:⎪01⎪02⎪

You still didn’t have a bed, so you had set up a cozy little blanket fort as a makeshift one for the past several days. However, often you found yourself not able to sleep at night due to the disgusting noises next door. Coincidentally, your bedroom was separated by only a thin wall from Jungkook’s room, and with no soundproofing, you had to hear many girls obnoxiously wail next door. Every. Fucking. Night. 

Oddly enough, he himself wasn’t as loud in bed as he had been with you; there was no dirty talk, no grunting, no deep groans. All you could hear was whoever his date was for the night moan at incredible decibels. You had expected him to use the same lines he used on me with all of his girl toys.

Yes, all. It seems as though every night is a new girl. A faceless stampede of women go in and out of your apartment complex and you have to see their faces every morning when you head out to a class. You weren’t disgusted at the girls, in fact, you applauded them for being able to get a good fuck in the middle of the school week; as a woman supporting women, you felt no need to compete with them.

Rather, you were revolted by Jungkook, as he treated each and every one of them as a toy that he plays with: it was a game to him get them in bed then never see her again. You weren’t sure if the women expected more than a one night stand, but it just bothered you that Jungkook didn’t even treat them like people; he was the opposite of a gentleman. A “rough man.” Or a “rude man.” Just an overall jerk.

You knew that if you had to hear one more night of him fucking the brains out of a girl, you would pull out all of your hair. So, you decided to go out.  Even though you didn’t know the girl who was hosting that well, you still decided to go to her party because her group of friends overlaps with yours. You didn’t really know the dress code for the club you were going to but you didn’t care; you put on a simple, pretty black dress, which was short but long enough to leave some to the imagination, high black pumps and some pretty red lingerie. To top of the sultry look you were going for, you painted on a deep, blood red liquid lip.  As you looked in your bathroom mirror, blotting your lips with a tissue, you decide to make things a little risky tonight just for giggles.  

After all, you were sure that you wouldn’t offend her because she probably didn’t expect you to be by her side the whole night; you two barely knew each other, and honestly, as grown a woman, you were sure she’d be happy for you to get some. She was a sweet girl. So, to spice up the night, you decided to forego the bra; even though you probably should’ve worn one, you thought you looked a hell of a lot hotter without one.  

When you walked in, the first person you saw was an old classmate of yours, but you decided not to interrupt his conversation and instead made a beeline towards the bar. You were sipping on a cocktail, staring the back of his head down, waiting for him to turn around because damn, he was looking so fucking gorgeous. You decided that if he didn’t turn around in a minute, you were marching over there and flirting your ass off because you were tired of being abstinent while hearing Jungkook get it every night. There was no way you were going to place yourself below Jungkook, both figuratively and literally.

You didn’t realize how on edge you were because you finished your drink before you knew it. Just as you were about to order another one, the bartender placed the same drink in a new cup right next to you. “The man over there paid for this drink,” he nodded towards a booth where you squinted to make out the face of the generous creep.

Are you fucking serious? That “creep” was manspreading in a booth, two girls on either arm, sending a quick wink at you as you made eye contact with him.  Fucking Jungkook. What a motherfucking pig. That fucker–

You were about to explode and say “fuck” a million more times and walk over there to tell him to leave you alone, but a tap on your shoulder stopped you. “Y/N?” You spun around, meeting the face of the man you were infatuated with just seconds ago.

“Taehyung! I was just about to walk over to talk to you!” you admitted.

“You should’ve come over earlier, I saw you when you walked in and, fuck… you are quite something,” he bit his lip as he looked at you up and down. Usually, you would be creeped out if someone said that, but coming from Taehyung, you blushed to the shade of your lipstick.

You guys hit it off immediately.  You were laughing it up with him, retelling your favorite memories from classes you shared together; you were pretty close to him before summer, but you just hadn’t seen him since.  You felt a pair of eyes on the back of your head, and you turned around, making eye contact with Jungkook. You could practically see the anger rolling off of him. He thought you were deliberately trying to make him jealous, but in reality, you were just horny for Taehyung. Who wouldn’t be?

Taehyung’s voice broke you out of your daze. “Really? I can’t believe we live in the same apartment complex. What a coincidence.”

“Oh yeah, haha, I know, I guess a bunch of broke college kids want to live there because it’s so affordable.” Your conversation was put to a halt when Taehyung excused himself to go to the restroom. You were alone for a moment until you saw Jungkook step up from his seat.

You laughed out loud when he stormed towards you, his jaw clenched in anger. He immediately snapped, hissing, “What do you think you’re laughing about?”

“I’m glad you finally left those poor girls alone,” you gave him a nice smile before spinning your stool away from him.

You almost got whiplash by how fast Jungkook spun you back around to face him. “Nah, I think they enjoyed my company. You should’ve seen how they kept sitting on my lap and shoving their tits in my face. It was amazing.” He leaned in, his hands on either side of your legs, trapping you in your seat.

“Sure sounds like it,” you try not to seem affected from his close proximity by grabbing your drink from the counter and taking a sip from it.

Suddenly, his anger is gone, and instead, he smirks down at you in amusement. “Is that jealousy I hear?”

“Seriously? Jealousy?” you laugh, “I have nothing to be jealous of.”

“Hm, if you say so,” his smile is mischievous as he grins at you, letting go of his grasp on your seat and standing back up. “So you don’t get jealous?”

“I’m not a fucking child, Jungkook.”

“So, you’re saying that you won’t mind if I go back to fuck to those girls?”

“Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying. I couldn’t care less.” With that, he just winked at you and made his way back to the crowd of women.

You watched as he got comfortable in the group, and almost immediately, a girl’s arm was around his neck. All of the women were over him, touching him, laughing with him. You felt nauseous at how he didn’t even give a shit at them; he was just putting on this show for you while they actually thought that he was interested in them.

Jungkook must have felt you staring at him, as he glanced at you with a smug smile and a cocked brow. You didn’t break eye contact; there was no way you were going to let him think that he had won. He winked at you, staring directly into your eyes as his hand slid down to the ass of a girl on his arm and give her a firm squeeze.

You shook your head and faced the other way, waiting patiently for Taehyung to return. You didn’t want to see Jungkook’s face for the rest of the night. Who does he think he is? Does he really think touching other women will get me to like him? Jesus, why were you thinking about that asshole when you were talking to a handsome man with an amazing personality, a man that isn’t a complete dick?

Taehyung was a nice guy. You could tell he wanted you physically, but he was a proper gentleman, so when he offered to walk you to your apartment, you graciously let him. After all, he lived in the same building as you, so you couldn’t feel bad about it. Although you were planning on getting laid tonight, you weren’t disappointed in the way the night ended with him. You got to know him a lot better as a person, and honestly, you would rather wait to fuck him to get more satisfaction out of it. Also, he was just nice to hang around with; sure, fucking him would be a plus, but it was no longer the main thing on your mind.

You giggled, a little tipsy, as you walked to your door with him. “I can’t believe you live on the same fucking floor too! What a small world.”

He chuckled as he backed you against your door. He thought you were absolutely adorable. “Luckily for you, you’ll be able to see me a lot from now on… ” Taehyung licked his lips, leaned down with his hands planted on your waist. You closed your eyes were waiting to feel his lips on yours, but you jumped when you heard a door slam open.

“YN! I’ve been looking everywhere for you!” Jungkook suddenly appeared in the hallway, pulling out from underneath Taehyung's height.

“Jungkook? You know Y/N?” Taehyung was surprised, but he didn’t seem to be too taken aback by the younger boy’s actions. “Are you guys…” he gestured between the two of you, “together?” You realized how bad it looked, with Jungkook’s arm wrapped around your waist, pulling you into his chest.

“No! Not at all! We’re just neighbors!” you burst out anxiously, wanting to not let Jungkook scare him away. You fought out of his tight grasp and hurried back to Taehyung’s side.

“No, no, I get it. You guys seem like you need to work out some shit. I’ll see you later Y/N. And Jungkook, it was nice seeing you, man!” you stood there with your jaw dropped as Taehyung retreated down the hallway calmly; all of that hard work tonight was ruined by a certain prick who lived next door. Why couldn’t he just leave you alone? In all honesty, you weren’t surprised that Taehyung backed off that easily; they were obviously friends and there was probably some bro-code thing going on.

You turned around to face Jungkook, fuming, “Thanks for the cockblock, asshole!” You weren’t planning on fucking Tae tonight, but you were worried that Jungkook messed up your plans with him in the future.

You try to shove him back, but his hands wrap around your wrists to stop you. “You’re one to talk! None of those girls would fuck me after seeing me with you!”

“That’s rich,” you called him out on his lie, “All of them were all over you. They probably didn’t even think twice about me. It’s not my fault that you want to fuck me so bad that you ditched all of them! Did you actually just leave the club and race to get here just because you saw me leave with Taehyung?”

“You think Tae cares about you? He’s just like me, we grew up together! He’s gonna fuck you and forget about you.” he raised his voice at you as he takes a step towards you, avoiding your question, but you got your answer anyway. 

You stood firm, “You know, you’re not making a very good case yourself. What the fuck do you want from me? Am I not allowed to make my own decisions? Who says that I want Taehyung for anything more than a fuck?”

He growls as he runs a hand through his hair. “You know what I want from you. And I know you know. So why are you acting like a little bitch? I saw the way you looked at me tonight; you want the same fucking thing I do, but I’m just trying to figure out why you won’t admit it.” He stared you down with furrowed brows, sneering, “Actually, I think I may have an idea. Was I too rough with you before? Could your little pussy not handle my fat cock? Is that why you’re afraid to fuck me now?” He now had the same cocky smile he had at the club, but this time he was bitter. You felt repulsed, and as much as you hate to admit it, a little excited at the same time. Why does a cocky personallity turn you on so much? Why are you already weak at the knees from his dirty words?

You flare your nostrils, fuming at his insult. “Trust me, your little dick is far from being the biggest thing that’s been in my vagina. Have you ever thought that maybe your dick wasn’t enough to make up for your shitty personality? That you weren’t able to satisfy me, so I just never came back for more?”

You saw his expression falter for a second. You wouldn’t let yourself feel bad for hurting his feelings because you were sure he would get over it. Anyone with that fragile of an ego needs to be put in their place.  He put his tongue in his cheek and sighed, “You know, I didn’t want to embarrass you like this, but I think I’m gonna have to.” He grabbed your wrist and pulled you into his chest. “Tell me that you don’t want me. Tell me to stop.  If you don’t, I promise I won’t hurt your pride and talk about how right I was.”

You stood there in his arms for a moment, trying to resist his touch, but you knew you would give in. And so did he.  

You felt your legs hit the edge of his mattress and he is all over you, running his hands up and down your smooth thighs before pressing his lips to your throat. You feel his hand slowly moving over your dress to grope at your chest before reaching your throat. He taps his fingers against your pulse, clicking his tongue lightly.

“You’re such a pretty little thing, aren’t you? Are you going to let me have my way with you?” You nod desperately, wanting to feel him more.

You moan as you feel his grip tightening around your throat; you reach desperately for his wrist and fingers, grunting, “More. Choke me more.” Profanities drop from his lips as he stares hungrily down at you, grinning as he feels your throat begin to throb as he follows your wish.

You feel his other hand tracing your thighs, slowly climbing higher and higher. He flips the skirt of your dress up and stares at your wet core. “You’ve soaked yourself, haven’t you? Are you just that much of a whore for me?” He places the palm of his hand over your lace clad heat, pressing your panties roughly onto your wetness. He puts his index and middle fingers into your entrance over your panties, wanting to soak the lace as much as possible. You arched your back at the touch, moaning as he begins to play with you.

He laughs at how needy you are as his index finger taps against your swollen bud, twisting and turning it between his fingers. You let out a whimper and his eyes whip from your entrance straight to your lips, which he sinks his teeth onto. He is still playing with your clit as he releases his hold on your throat and moves his hand to your mouth. He slips his first two fingers between your lips and you suck on them graciously. You moan against them, following your cheeks and bobbing your head as if it was his cock instead.

“My little whore,” he leans into your neck and murmurs against your skin. He pulls his now-wet fingers from your lips and spreads the saliva across your cheek.  You feel him stopping his prodding at your entrance to pull your panties down your thighs. You kick them off your legs as you grab the back of Jungkook’s head to bring his lips to yours. “You just couldn’t resist me, could you? You tried to act like you didn’t need my cock, but here you are, soaking my sheets and writhing around in my bed.”

You bit your lip as you sit up, grabbing his arm to support yourself, “Shut up and put them in.”

“So needy...” he laughs. You feel his strong fingers circle around your entrance, poking around your vulva, but still denying their entry into your warmth. “I have you right where I want you; you’re gonna be screaming once I shove my fingers down your slutty cunt,” Jungkook growls as he thrusts two of his fingers inside you, curling up to reach for your g-spot. They slipped in so fucking easily, you barely felt the stretch because of how wet you were. This didn’t go unnoticed by him though, as he raised an eyebrow at you. “Hmm, your cunt is dripping, it’s the wettest one I’ve ever felt, sweetheart. You really are a little whore, aren’t you?”

“Hm, fuck,” you gasp out as he plunges his fingers in and out of your wet heat. Your eyes fall closed and you release your hold on him as you fall back into the pillows, enjoying the feeling of his long fingers inside of you. As he continues to fuck his fingers into you, you begin to feel the lack of oxygen in your head. You are gasping for air as he relentlessly abuses your little pussy, making it hard for you to catch your breath.

Once he sees your struggle, he releases his hold immediately and kisses the marks of his fingers away on your neck. Suddenly, you feel his fingers stop and you let out a whimper. “Please, Jungkook, don’t stop.”

He bites his lip as he looks down at your fucked out state, loving the sound of you begging. “Fuck yourself against my fingers, baby. Show me how much you want me.” Still hovering above you, he adjusts himself so that he settles between your legs, waiting for you to grind against his fingers. “Come on, sweetheart, be a good little slut for me.”

You nod aggressively, wanting to recreate the pleasure that you were feeling merely moments before. You arch your back, pressing your ass into the mattress, making his fingers exit your entrance, then raise your hips while lowering your back to get his fingers back inside of you, creating a seesaw-like motion. Each time his fingers bottom out inside of you, he curls them and rubs against the rough spot that has you twitching underneath him. You quickened your pace, going as fast as you could. You knew you could impress him if you were flipped over and had to fuck him on all fours or if you were simply on top of him, but instead, he trapped you in this position underneath him. You just imagined that you were fucking his cock and you rode his fingers as such.

You could feel Jungkook growing hard against your thigh, so you could tell he loved it as much as you. You heard him let out an occasional groan or grunt as you clench around his lean, long fingers; he loved the lewd sounds of your pussy squelching around him.

“Hmm, baby, you take my fingers so well. Your greedy little cunt just keeps sucking them in. You just can’t get enough can you, huh? My little cockslut is just so desperate to have anything inside of her,” he laughs as he pulls his fingers out, pulling them up so both of you can see the strings of wetness between his fingers as he stretches them apart. “I can’t wait for you to take my big, fat cock. Your sopping cunt is just begging for me;  I bet I’d barely be able to squeeze into this tight little pussy of yours…”

He pulls away and lifts your dress off of you. He marvels at how your breasts rise and fall as you breathe heavily; if he’s surprised that you aren’t wearing a bra, he doesn’t seem to care. He’s just infatuated with your chest to realize how easy it was to feel them. He takes off his shirt and shifts his position to lean against the headboard. He taps his thigh, “Take a seat, baby.”

“But…” you climb above him, about to sit on his lap, but you pause, “You’re wearing dress pants.”

“And?” He grabs your hips and pushes you down onto his lap, grinding you roughly against the coarse fabric.

“And aren’t you afraid I’ll ruin them?” He releases his hold on your hips and you gently rut against him, wanting to savor the feeling of his strong thigh pressing into you.

“I don’t give a shit. I know you’ll soak these pants with your dripping pussy; it will smell like your sweet cunt for days, no matter how many times I wash it.” He takes his cock out as he reaches for you panties thrown across the bed, raising it to his nose to take a deep whiff.

He is pumping his cock as he groans, “You smell so amazing, baby girl, I love it. I can’t wait to fuck you up.” He reaches over and stuffs the panties in your mouth, making you taste your own arousal. He plays with your nipples as you ride his thigh, slowing down as you feel your orgasm approaching.

When he notices your hips stuttering,  he pulls you off of him to prevent your climax. You whimper, the panties still in your mouth and you desperately try to climb onto him again. Instead, he laughs at your desperation as he flips you over, slapping your ass and pulling your gag from your mouth.

You lay on your stomach as you hear him taking off his pants and searching for a condom. You begin to hump the mattress, desperately trying to approach the orgasm that Jungkook had denied countless times throughout the night.

Before you know it, he’s right behind you, his erect cock prodding your thigh. “Stop that,” he slaps your ass again, watching it jiggle.  You feel the head of him rub against your folds, prodding against your sensitive clit, making you jump at the sensation. “Spread your legs.”

You obey immediately, following every one of his orders, making him hum in satisfaction. “I’ve got such a good fucking toy to play with, don’t I? You just do whatever I tell you.”

He sinks into his palms that rest on either side of your head and he begins to push inside of you. You feel the head pop in and you gasp out, grabbing at the bed sheets, as you savor every inch of his thick cock. You love the burn of the stretch, and you feel his fingers grip onto your jaw as he pulls your face towards him. His fingers sink into your mouth again and you moan, sucking hard on them.

When he finally bottoms out, with his hips against your ass, he groans into your neck, “You feel perfect around my cock, baby. You’re such a good little whore for me, aren’t you? So wet, so needy, just for me. You love this, don’t you?” He doesn’t wait for a reply; instead, he opens your mouth roughly and spits in it. He groans in satisfaction as he sees you swallow his saliva.

You felt the head of his dick against your womb and you shuddered as you clenched around his length, loving how deep his cock was buried inside of you. Jungkook began a fierce pace, pulling out until just the head of him was inside of you, then snapping his hips forward until you felt every part of his cock. You let out a scream while he continues to ram in and out of you, thrusting with so much force that the mattress bangs against the headboard with every twitch of his hips.

“Oh my god, Jungkook, your cock is so deep,” you gasp out, panting and moaning so loudly that you are sure someone will hear you through the thin walls.

“Hm, my little cockslut, you feel so fucking good around me. Your cunt was made for my dick, baby. So fucking tight for me. When’s the last time someone used it, huh? Hm, that’s right, scream my name, let everyone know that I’m the one who’s fucking you so good.”

“Oh, god, yes! Fuck me harder, please, Jungkook, just use me like the whore I am! I just want to feel your fucking cock all day!”

He lets out a deep chuckle as he pushes himself even deeper inside of you. “Be careful what you wish for, baby. I’m gonna fuck you so well, you’ll forget your own name. I’ll be fucking you until there are tears in your eyes, until it hurts to move. That’s right. you’ll be milking every last drop out of my cock, I don’t care if you’re begging me to stop. You’ll be my perfect little cockslut, my little sex slave. That’s what you want, right?”

“Yes, yes, yes, Jungkook, please! Make me yours! Claim me as your bitch!”

“You like that? You like being completely at my mercy? You’re like a bitch in fucking heat; I can’t wait to make you tremble because I’m fucking you so well.” You whimper as you feel yourself approaching your high. You bite the pillows as you try to contain the pleasure growing inside of you. “That’s right, cockslut. Come all over my fat cock, soak it like the little bitch you are.” His voice is deep and commanding, and you have no choice but to completely lay limp as you become undone.

Your body is trembling, just like his goal had been, and you begin to twitch as you feel him continue thrust into you at a speed that didn’t seem to be faltering at all. “Jungkook…” you whimper.

“Hmm? What is it baby girl? Too sensitive? Too bad. I said I wouldn’t stop until you milked every last drop of cum from my cock.” You were shaking, your body twitching with each thrust. Not only was his cock over-stimulating you, but you felt his thumb reach for your clit and begin to rub ruthlessly as he grabbed your jaw with his other hand. His lips sucked on yours, and you felt him smirk onto your lips and he continued to pound into you. “You felt so fucking good clenching around me and soaking me with your cum. I wanna milk your little pussy until you’re sobbing like the pathetic bitch you are. Got it?” he pushes you back down roughly and you lay there, letting him pump in and out of you, overstimulating and fucking you to his heart’s content.

You feel another orgasm quickly approaching as he sped up his pace. You writhe underneath him, trying to find anything to grab onto. But before you can even scream his name, you are convulsing around him, shaking from yet another orgasm.

You lay still out of exhaustion, but Jungkook doesn’t mind as he grips your hips and ruts into you, using your body as a sex toy to get himself off. He moans loudly, grunting as he approaches his high, and you feel him slow down as he groans, “Such a good fucking slut I’ve got on my hands.” He finally releases into his condom and he stays inside of you until he softens.  

Once he pulls out, he throws away the condom before plopping down next to you and laying on his back, toned chest rising and falling.  You flip over and rest your head on his bicep. Looking at him, he didn’t remind you of the asshole who was shameless in public, groping several women at once, but rather a boy with a sweet, child-like personality. Tonight didn’t mean that you liked him. Not at all. You still weren’t friends with him. This was definitely a one-time thing. Or, more accurately, a two-time thing.  

He turned his head and grinned at you. “So, were you ‘satisfied’ this time?” You rolled your eyes as he mocked you, and as much as you didn’t want to admit it, you nodded. He laughed like a child and grabbed your face to slip his tongue into your mouth.

You broke the kiss, “Jungkook?” He hummed and pulled your lips back to his, not wanting to waste a second. You laughed and pushed him away. “Can I stay tonight? I don’t have a bed.”

He just chuckles. “Didn’t I offer you my bed the day you moved in?”

[thots4daze]

you in a corset? we stan a beautiful queen😩 that's understandable, you better be using little free time you have to rest! or i'll come to fight you!🥺 askjajk listen, my love for Harley is off the charts, she is the love of my life. her and poison ivy? perfection🥰 arE YOU COSPLAYING HER? or just wearing it? either way, that's awesome!☺️ i am currently watching Good Place, but after s2 it is meh for me. b. hero mask and brooklyn 99 are good! - thirsty teru anon

QUEEEEEEEEEEEN?! YOU STAN ME?! SOMEONE STANS MEEEEE?! IM SO FUCIING HONORED LIKE WHAT EVEN?! YOURE THE BESTEST~

I'm answering but I'm a suuuuuuper tipsy maybe a bit more than si

Idk I have been kicking it with my fambam all day and bloody marys and then shots WHOOP WHOOPl= party time

Jaysus I cant type... this is in my phone btw... lawrdy lawrdy Yeesssss I love me some harley poor baby deserves all the love espe5since the joker is awful for and to her Imma need her to experience real love in the form of ivyyy

VAT JUST FLEW BY MY WINDOW QHAT WHHHAT?! CUTIES

lawrdy I'm probably more than tipsy honestly like...what eve n

YRS BITCH CORSETS! it's an under bust tho cause I got some small tiddies... queen of the itty bitty tiddie committee boosh~ yall know what I'm saying lol I dont even know what I'm saying

Ya know what's sad and funny really is that jts only 921pm and I'm like this... bbwhahaha

God I'm terrible

Oh well I'm feeling good... kinda

I really just wanna sleep everything is spinning... tmro is the day tho for the fest and I'm super pumped...might skip out on church just so that I'm bright eyed and bushy ready for the fest... that's the saying right? Idek anymore at this point

Stupid phone autocorrect ruining my shiiit why you gotta be like such!? Huh?!

Gosh I love you thirsty teru anon you're so sweet 😘😘😘

I can't type anymore ita making me nauseous sorry LOOOOOOOOOVE 😖😖😖

[escapismsystem]

It’s How I Drink Alcohol for The First Time

Drinking Alcohol For The First TIME IN MY LIFEEEEEEEEEE AS AN ADULT!

Sorry, adult huh? Yaiya dong kan udah 21+. Jarak antara 21 ke sekarang yaaaa itung aja sendiri selama itu Manchester City sama Chelsea cuma gantian jadi juara doang.

Pokoknya udah adult banget lah ya Cuma idupnya di situ-situ aja. Eeeee kok aku bikin negative statement sih kan slow progress is still a progress.

HAHHAHA

Jadi gini, tahun baru kemarin aku ke Jakarta! Wadawww! Mantap! Yuri ke Jakarta sendirian! Yep! Aku ga bawa lil bro, ga bawa bapak pokoknya ga bareng sama siapa- siapa.

Jadi ngapain ke Jakarta? Pacaran dan ketemu temen baruwwww! Kalo discroll ke bawah banget sih, itu ada postingan tumblr soal cita-citaku ke Senayan sendirian nonton badminton. Nah walau kali ini ga ke Senayan nonton BIO, bisa ke Jakarta naik kereta sendirian itu tuhh udah giant step lah bagi aku.Hahahaha kasian emang. Ke jakarta doang elah.

Gatau gimana awalnya kenapa tau-tau bisa setuju "nyicip alkohol sama orang asing". Orang asing ini namanya Kak Mithya. Kalo diceritain gimana bisa ketemu orang ini panjang lah. Tapi in short, dia dan mantannya itu OTP akuuuu. HALAH OTEPEEEEEEEEE!!! Oke skip. Mulai dari tahun 2017 sampe akhir 2018, kita sering ngobrol di mention, di dm. Intinya, Yuri yang telat dewasa ini penasaran sama yang namanya alkohol.

HAHAHA

Kenapa bisa penasaran sih? Penasaran ini bukan dateng tiba-tiba gitu aja. Udah lama, banyak hal yang aku pengen tahu kalau udah legally adult. One of them is the taste of alcohol and its pyscholigical effect. 

APA BENER ALKOHOL ITU ADDICTIVE DAN BIKIN ORANG NGERASA “BAIKAN”?

A mental wellness after drinking alcohol? Does that really exist?

Mari kita cari tau. Pacar sendiri udah lebih dulu tau. Ya karena lingkungan kerja dan kampus dia yang emang supportive banget soal itu. Walau dia lebih muda, bisa dibilang pengalaman dia lebih banyak. Termasuk soal alkohol. Mulai dari alkohol yang biasa sampe yang kenceng. Dari Ryu, pacarku yang lebih muda tapi lebih berpengalaman itulah aku ngebayangin rasa-rasa alkohol. Waaaaaaw baru ngebayanagin aja udah pengen. Kan lucu gitu mau minum yang haram tapi rasanya imut kaya kinder joy.

Alkohol pertama yang aku pengen adalah Baileys.

*jangan ditimpuk tapi aku beneran gatau kalo itu alkohol mahal*

Kenapa Baileys? Ryu menggambarkan Baileys itu enak diminum bareng es krim enak.

Ibarat anak kecil, diiming-imingin es krim aja udah seneng. Wah berarti smooth dong. Pasti ga bakal nyengir kaya di tipi-tipi. Eh masa sih? Apakah aku nanti akan bilang "ahhhrggh"  kaya drunken master yang mau mabok lalu bisa kung fu? Jawabannya ada di Baileys! Aku bilang ke kak mithya pengen Baileys.

Okesip. Deal.

Pertama-tama aku nego dulu, aku pengen Baileys rasa mangga. Sayangnya, ga ada. Katanya cuma ada dua original irish cream dan cofee liqeur. Aku pilih Irish cream karena

aku ga suka kopi. Dengan polosnya aku bilang ke dia

" digratisin sama kak mithya kan?"

*serius aku ga googling juga harganya*

"Iya I'll get a bottle :D" "yeay!" "So we need a place then, cant just go to a public place and drink" "Gaboleh ya" "Iya lah. Lebih masalah membawa minuman/makanan dari luar sih. Lagian kalau sampe drunk/tipsy, it's really not safe. Im gonna get worried about you having it for the first time" "di hotel akuuu aja"

Aku oke-oke aja di hotel dan toh jadinya rame-rame karena kita bertiga bakal nonton film sadis sambil minum. Yah untuk 3 manusia yang belum pernah ketemu dan duanya adalah dua temen yang udah lama banget ga ketemu, nonton film adalah hal yang paling make sense dan meminimalisir awkwardness.

Sebelum hari itu datang, udah di briefing ryu soal alkohol. Karena hari itu juga hari-hari terakhir di Jakarta, kita juga fokus sama pacaran yang berujung kecapean.

Iyalah cape, aku udah kaya commute bogor- depok-Jakarta ngurusin keluarga dan waktu piknik kita sedikit. Bahkan di hari itu juga, aku masih di bogor.

Padahal, udah pingin banget leyeh-leyeh aja sambil nunggu kak maul dan kak mithya. So, first note i took from that day "I was tired before drinking alcohol". Sebelum itu juga, udah banyakin makan karena udah diwanti-wanti jangan sampe laper atau perut kosong karena bikin cepet mabok.

Oke siap. Makan dari bogor yang banyak, sampe hotel mandi dan siap-siap mabok! I feel so badass saying "siap-siap mabok" LOL  

Sebelum ketemu kak maul dan kak mithya, aku baca mantra dulu

"Jangan mecahin sloki soalnya udah di-awas-aja-kalo-pecah-in sama yang punya, jangan nafsu, dinikmati karena baileys adalah alkohol mewah"

NORAK!!!!!! Ya norak ga norak. HAHAHA but seriously, it's hard to handle curiosity and you have no idea how to do it and it's good to have both kak mithya and kak maul

to do that big thing in my life.

Akhirnya mereka dateng juga ke hotel. Kita bingung nyari colokan usb buat HDD. Iya kan kita mau nonton film badass. The Descent lho! Kurang badass gimana Yuri nonton film horror. Luckily, Kaka maul juga ga demen nonton horror thriller. Jadi berasa punya temen. Dan bener sepanjang film diputer,  yang teriak blingsatan cuma kita berdua.

Walau udah teriak ga jelas, aku ga laper dong ya karena udah makan nasi dari bogor dan banyak. Kak maul dan kak mithya pesen mekdi dan aku cuma butuh air mineral karena masih kenyang Sebenarnya udah ditanyain berkali-kali

"yakin ga pesen?" "iya masih kenyang" sambil minum bir radler yang aku sama sekali ga suka sama rasanya.

Seriusan, ini kenapa kak mithya ngasih minum beginian. Berasa minum jamu difermentasi. Pahit, asem, bau. Argh! Gasuka sekali.

Minumannya aku agak lupa ada berapa, kayanya 3. Radler, Smirnoff dan Baileys yang botolnya separuh lebih kecil dari botol champagne yang biasa ada di podium F1 atau MOtoGP gitu. Sama kak mithya udah dijejerin, mungkin kaya diurutin gitu kali. Bailyes diminum terakhir. Dia bawa 3 sloki. Pokoknya aku dan kak maul udah kaya dua orang yang lagi main ke bar sambil nongkrong terus kak mithya bartendernya. Dia yang jelasin alkoholnya, dia yang nuang dengan penuh kebanggaan.

Alkohol pertama yang kita minum adalah Radler yang katanya sangat jamak ditemui alfamart dkk. Sleretnya kuning, mungkin rasa jeruk. Hmm. Enak kali. Minumnya pada langsung dari kaleng dan aku dari mug hotel. Aku senyum-senyum sendiri kaya abg ngebet gaul ketemu marlboro berasa cooooool dan badass banget. Tentu, aku ingat bahwa aku harus menikmati dan jangan nafsu.

Ingat, nikmatin aja Yur. Iyhaaa bhaiqueee.

"Bismillahirahmanirrahim"

Yuri minum seteguk radler kuning.

ANJIR GAENAK BANGET, BUNGCUTTTT GAENAK. INI FERMENTASI PIPIS ATAU APA SIH. YAALLAH. BAU. IYA SUMPAH GAENAK :'((((((((((((((((((((((((

Tapi aku masih menahan misuh-misuhku dan berakhir dengan

"kaaaak kok gaenak sih baunya gaenak" aku inget itu aku ngeluh sok imut sok tegar dengan semua rasa yang sangat menyiksa itu.

Nah, di sini karena aku yang paling kecil dan paling tidak berpengalaman dengan alkohol, aku yang paling keliatan kaya orang bego. Mereka berdua chill banget waktu minum radler yang baunya sumpah wallahi ga enak banget! Amit-amit jabang bayi, aku ga akan minum kaya gitu lagi!

Waktu minum Radler bingung juga sih. Ini seriusan ada manusia yang minum beginian? Gak ditutup hidungnya kalo minum? Aku mencoba menerima pelan-pelan.Oke, aku abisin.

Itu aku minum pake mug btw. Dikasih setengah mug dan kudu diabisn. Yaudah aku abisin.

I'm done and I'm like.....

"Gini doang nih, kok ga mabok?"

dan kakak-kakak yang sangat berpengelaman itu ngingetin kalo masih level cupu karena persentasenya sangat rendah.

"Oh"

*agak nyesel tadi sok sombhong sok kuat*

"Siap selanjutnya?"

kak mithya udah kasih sloki satu- satu ke kita.

Kak maul kesenengan karena dia suka sama smirnoff merah. Katanya rasanya kaya fanta! Aku ikut seneng dong, akhirnya minum enak. Serius deh, minum radler setengah mug aja rasanya kaya bikin waktu berjalan sangat pelaaaaaaaaaaan sekali. It was a true torture for me! And i was so happy to finally have smirnoff.

Satu sloki buat aku, satu sloki buat kak maul. Aku lupa apakah kak mithya minum dari botolnya? Lupa dah.

Pokoknya kita satu sloki dulu.

EH ENAK DONG!WAH BENERAN KAYA FANTA, GUYS!!!!

tapi.........

pait di tenggorokan.

Ini kaya dikasih obat batuk sama suster, diiming2i rasanya enak kok, rasa stroberi pasti dedek suka. Biasanya dedeknya pasang muka kaya ngelepeh-ngelepehin gitu kan.

Nah aku gitu juga.

Karena aku bukan dedek-dedek dan aku adalah perempuan yang beranjak menjadi wanita dewasa, aku kuat, ga aku lepehin, aku embrace rasa pait itu dan tentu aku ingat, aku harus menikmati pelan-pelan. Oke, bhaiqueeee. Aku nikmati.

Satu sloki, dua sloki, tiga sloki sampe kita bertiga ngabisin smirnoff.

Nah pas ngabisin itu aku udah agak bego. Srepet-srepet gitu tapi kak mithya dan kak maul masih seger guysssssssss. Ternyata bukan karena mereka udah pengalaman, tapi karena sambil makan mekdi. Aku nyesel ga order makanan soalnya kan aku ga pengen mabok duluan. Ya gimana yak, merasa masih kenyang dari bogor. Gatau kalo bakal bikin cepet mabok. Aku nyesel beneran.

Lalu sampailah pada sesi yang aku tunggu-tunggu.Baileys yang dari botolnya aja udah seksi banget. Waktu dituang, bau creamnya kecium banget. Gila enak banget! Mind blown. Otakku udah antisipasi sama paitnya alkohol. Gapapa lah. Beneran creamy banget rasanya, dan emang pait di tenggorokan tapi kaya kita tolerate gitu lhoh paitnya karena ketolong banget sama creamynya. Enak banget.

Pas udah agak mabok, aku masih bisa ngerasain enaknya minum Baileys. Dah pantes banget banyak yang suka.

Satu sloki, dua sloki, tiga sloki dan entah berapa slokiiii kita minum Baileys. Udah ketebak banget Yuri bakal jadi yang pertama yang paling bego. Okesipppp bener. Aku bego duluan. Udah susah banget mau ngomong apa. Rasanya aku mau bilang "kalian jangan pulang dulu dong, ngobrol yuk yang bener" tapi di setiap obrolan A-Z, aku jadi orang yang paling ga ngerti dan udah ga nyambung mau jawab apa. Rasanya tuh kaya kabel-kabel di kepala pada putus. Susah disambungin dan bikin sebel

KAMPRETTT YA U MABOK, BIKIN GABISA WARAS

Ya namanya juga mabok dih kok gatau.

Akhirnya kita sudahi permabokan malam itu. Dari abis ashar sampe malem, kita nonton film, ngobrol, mabok, harus disudahi karena aku udah teler duluan.

Walaupun susah ngomong tapi aku masih bisa ngetik. Aku agak panik karena pagi-pagi kudu ke bogor ambil oleh- oleh. Aku butuh bantuan dong. Masih chat sama kak mithya,

agak panik. Kenapa gini, kenapa gitu.

"You'll be fine. Dont worry"

Pas dia ngomong gitu, aku yakin aku ga bakalan mati cuma karena mabok. Iya waktu itu aku takut mati OD alkohol. Lebay kan! Yaiya nakutin soalnya buat mengucap satu frasa aja susah apalagi kalimat. Kaya otakku gabisa kasih sinyal ke mulut tapi bisanya ke tangan. Semacam gagu sementara gitu lah. Bahkan, waktu mau ngobrol sama Ryuyang udah khawatir banget pacarnya mabok, juga susah. Aku mau ngomong sama dia "It's so good" aja gabisa. Soalnya laper dan mabok.

Akhirnya makan KFC. Lupa, udah gosok gigi dan cuci muka apa belom, aku keburu ambruk di kasur karena ngantuk banget.

Paginya, aku ngerasa lega bahkan sampai sekarang masih kerasa leganya. Kapan lagi? No, it's not lik something i have to be in rush to try this kind of thing. I take it as part of my journey. Dunia ini kompleks banget. Untuk mengerti bahwa alkohol ga semata-mata buat hura-hura aja ada prosesnya. Banyak hal yang belum aku tahu. Ada yang bisa aku tahu dan ada yangg enggak. Alkohol hanya salah satu.

Awalnya ngerasa so badass minum ini minum itu. Sebenernya bukan itu yang dicari. Ga ada rasa bangga sekecilpun dengan "udah pernah mabok" atau rasa sok keren minum baileys, minum smirnoff dll. Enggak. Aku ngerasa salah jika tetap berada di pemikiran yang seperti itu.

Part of journey so it's part of understanding. What's more important than understanding? Ive been surrounded by judgey and ignorant people. They're religious but having low tolerance to "sinner". Someone who'sdealing with alcohol must have reasons. I understand how it feels. I did "sins". I'd prolly be "murdered" by them if I got caught drinking and doing haram things.

We don't work alone. We work with people. People are not us. People are everyone with anything.

I'm sick of how my big families are so confident with how they deal with world without knowing exactly how universe works.

I don't think I know how it works, but I know what's good to deal with my own life. I need to understand. I need the details and that's why I try, A, B, C, D to Z. (I wish)

I feel im understanding how those drinks works. Sometimes, when you feel so dark and you need to be getting darker, alcohol will help. I just feel good. but I know it's not the only way to make me feel good when i am so down. Right? I'm glad to finally know how it tastes, how it feels, how it slowly changes my anxiety at that moment.

So, do I finally decide to choose alcohol to cope my mental health problems? Emmm, it's a humble no but it could be my recreational drink. LOL. I have my own theories and it might be "not practical" for some people, but I know how to do with my own theories for my own problem and it's not alcohol.

[jasntodds]

LOL IM SORRY. I’m gonna go ahead and apologize now dude. Cause I sent Jared a piece of it over text and he said, “damn you get angsty when you drink wine. you’re gonna make people cry” 😂😂😂 btw, on bottle #2 and I’m barely tipsy 🤷🏼‍♀️

I feel as though I’m gonna need to make you cry now, ya know??? Like I feel like that’s needed

[cloudy-johnnycade]

I'm not a super huge fan of Taylor swift but, I actually really enjoy her new song 'Gorgeous'. For Ponyboy pls💞 this song thing is a really good idea btw

aw thank you!! and btw i’ve never really listened to the song, i just read the lyrics so i’m going off that lol

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gorgeous - taylor swift.

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ponyboy curtis.

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“and i’m so furiousat your for making me feel this waybut what can i say?you’re gorgeous.”

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((mentions of alcohol and kinda being unfaithful)) ((also this is more modern!!))

-

the loud music with the bass overly boosted pounded in your ears, making your chest vibrate to the beat of whatever stupid pop song was playing at the crowded club.

you took another sip of the drink in your hand, not entirely remembering what exactly it was. your boyfriend had took off to god knows where, leaving you by yourself at the bar.

with enough alcohol in your system to make you tipsy and an intent on crashing at home by yourself, you set the empty glass down on the bar and pushed yourself off the uncomfortable stool.

it was at that moment you saw the most attractive man you had ever laid eyes on.

your breath hitched in your throat; he was beautiful. stunning. and he, too, sat alone at the bar.

‘you have a boyfriend,’ you mentally reminded yourself, trying to shake away your thoughts. but you couldn’t deny it; he looked like an angel sent from heaven.

looking around the club, you were guilty to be relieved that your boyfriend was nowhere to be seen.

hating yourself with every step, you walked towards the mystery man at the bar.

“is this seat taken?’ you asked with a coquettish smile, gesturing to the empty stool next to him.

he looked up at you, a smile spreading onto his own face as he shook his head. "it’s all yours.”

you slid into the seat next to him, accommodating your little red dress as you did so. you folded your hands in your lap, gaze still resting on the man.

“ponyboy curtis,” he introduced himself, extending a hand towards you. you took it gingerly, shooting him another smile. 'ponyboy; that’s different,’ you thought to yourself.

“y/n y/l/n,” you answered, retreating your hand to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear.

there was a silence between you, neither knowing what to say. his eyes had turned away from you, but your eyes stayed fixated on him. oh, you felt like such a creep. but you couldn’t resist.

“you’re gorgeous.” the words left your lips before you had a chance to think about them.

ponyboy laughed, setting his glass down. “are you drunk?”

“maybe,” you answered, letting out a breathy laugh. “but seriously. you’re gorgeous.”

you felt like a child calling this man gorgeous after having met him hardly a minute ago. 'i’m so dumb,’ you thought.

he laughed again, sounding like music. “you’re not so bad yourself, y/n.”

the way your name rolled off his tongue made your heart skip a beat.

'i’m cheating on my boyfriend.’

the realization hit you hard. oh god, you were cheating.

you looked down, pretending to examine your nails.

“y/n?”

eyes trailing up, they met ponyboy’s sincere ones.

“everything okay?”

you looked around quickly, still not seeing your boyfriend. you nodded, smiling at him again. “all good.”

it was horrible. you shouldn’t be talking to him and you knew it. and it made you so angry. but he was just so…gorgeous.

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((this is so bad im sorry))

[sherriecroft2003-blog]

Woah an idea just hit, I dunno if its good or bad... but here it is anyway. Lord Thrandiul Eyeing You - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Imagine a lavish party being held at King Thrandiul's palace for rich and important men and women, he held many like this before and you only decided to come to this one with very much persuasion from your friend . You worked as Thrandiul's Army's Leader which you were always stressed and a party like this will cut the edginess of you. You both are rich so your dresses were flawless but everyone thought yours was better♥. You and your friend were travelling in a horse and carriage, both peering out the small windows on either side, seeing other elves trying to see whom was riding in it, but they were unsuccessfull. The roads were slightly bumpy in the town but furthering into the castle's outsides went smoother, which was great because you were trying to keep your hair pristine and elegant. At last you arrived and it was only just turning dusk. The gems on your dress shimmered in the light of the rising moon. You entered into the ball room only to find everyone staring at you in awe, you were making your way down the steps that led into the main area. Male Elves were flirting with you but you ignored them and continued to have a good time with your friends. To your friends shock you said you were single but never had a man that treated you well enough to stay with. Other surrounding people heard you and passed it on around the room, eveything went awkward when guys were suddenly fetching you drinks and bringing you food, other women defended you and telling them to back off and let her enjoy hereself, you were surprised it worked. You regreted ever coming until King Thrandiul himself, grabbed the arm of a man that tried to slap your ass. He growled at him with a voice of thunder and told his gaurds to kick him out. " Are you alright " he said with a voice of soft as velvet, queit different to the one you just heard " I. I. Im ok " you said sweetly. "Come walk to the balcony with me my dear" said the Lord, you came hesitantly but gave your friends an apologetic look over your shoulder but they just smiled and waved. "How has your night been y/n" "it has been good my Lord except for the men trying to make me theirs". You both gave out a little chuckle and talked the night away, telling stories and drinking till you were almost tipsy. Thrandiul confesses that you look absolutely stunning for a person that always was seen in bulky armour, he also said that he watched you as you dance and was memorized by you every move. He puts his hand on you lap and strokes you thigh, he looks up at you and gives you the sweetest look you ever seen him give anyone . You realize that he he's giving hints, hints from his heart, the heart you thought was unshakeable and cold but was the complete opposite. You face starts going red and hot. Just as you opened your mouth, you felt it being shut by his index finger. "I know what your going to say y/n, I know you know that I love you, and I am sorry if I you do not feel the same" tears started dwelling in his eyes because he knew a king would never be with an army commander and the public would crisis. You never saw him this emotional before and it was a shock. You wipe way his tears and threw your arms around him and said " I only came this time because I wanted to see you! I...I love you too" you said joyfully and gave him a few kisses on the cheek and pulled away a couple moments later, you turned your head so he didn't see you huge smile that crept onto your face but he did and moved your head to his and kissed you with everything he had, his tongue pushed you lips apart and he ran it along the roof of your mouth. You let out a quiet groan and that fueld him more, his hands were sliding up and down your curves and yours were holding his face and pulling him closer with every breath. He whispered in you ear and asked you to come to his room, you agreed straight away and knew what was approaching. When you were walking through the rooms you noticed everyone has left and it was well past midnight, guards were all drunk and asleep and maids were cleaning up. Once you arrived to his room he layed you on his bed and sat of top of you, he wasn't heavy at all, just warm and you felt his deep desires pulsating though you. "Are you sure you want this too my love" "I'm sure" you replied simply but surely You pushed your hands under your back and unbuttoned you dress swiftly, and slipped it of in one quick movement. Thrandiul's eyes widen in appreciation. "Your turn " you said while giggling "Oh, uh sorry", You knew he was trying to cover up his enjoyment of seeing you nude. You watched him pick up your dress and place it upon a table with his robe,crown and trousers that he also took of. DO READ THIS BIT IF YOUR ARE WILLING TO GET SLIGHTLY GROSSED OUT ;) He lowers down and starts licking your puss, his tongue is warm and you start twitching in pleasure. With every flick of his tongue you start getting wetter and wetter, feelings that you never had before started twirling and messing with your body. He grabs your waist on both sides with both hands and was about to push into you before he askes you one more time if your ok that he does so, you obviously say yes because its already happening and you also want it to. It only takes one deep thrust for you to realize how long his dick actually is, he pushes into you slowly and gently to start off with ans gradually get harder and rougher "Uhhhh" you both say while panting and moaning Hes starting to get really rough he's slamming himself into you and all you can hear is the bed creaking violently, skin slapping against each other and moans, really loud moans, loud enough it made a maid come in to check what was going on, to her horror she saw the king naked and fucking a girl, she couldn't make out who it was untill she saw your dress, she bolted out and shut the door silently. She warned the other maids that there may be a new queen soon after hundreds of years without one (elves live for thousands of years btw). SLIGHTY GROSS BIT OVER The next morning you woke up early with Thrandiul still sleeping you just stare at him and was in absolute love you stroked a lock of hair out of his face and kissed his forehead he opened his eyes and said morning as if you were his wife and wakes up to you every morning but you weren't his wife and that was going to change in a few months time because he proposed to you and a cuople more you were married and expecting a child. #naughtysleepoveratthranduils #marriedtothranduil #legolashasahalfsisternow Ok that was a lot and I don't think it was very good but then again I dont like anything I do anyway lol. Please please tell me a way I can improve on my writings because I wanna try and produce interesting and not boring stories. ♥♥♥

[kookingtae]

I've been a big fan of your blog for a long time and I've seen that you give your personal thoughts about anything we ask you so I really need your personal thoughts about this: I think I like my friend’s boyfriend and I don’t know what to do, I don’t want to be a bitch and make them fall apart because of me. I know him for about 3 years and I don't know if it's love or my mind is playing tricks on me. Oh and I must say that's the first time I like someone. Apart of that your blog is amazing.

wow, this is definitely a tough situation O.O of course you cant help who you like bc the heart wants what the heart wants, so im sorry that the first time you like someone ended up being someone off limits :/ honestly theres nothing you can really do in this situation other than try to get over him. you dont want to break your friend’s relationship up, and even if they ever break up on their own, its kind of not cool to go date him right after….. unless you and your friend arent really close? idk your degree of friendship here, but if its your best friend, i’d say dating the boy is definitely a line that cant be crossed if you dont want to upset your friend. even if she tells you shes over him, it could still be weird.

i was once in a kind of similar situation…. i was at a house party my freshman year of college (it was small, say about 20 ppl) and my friend (who i wasnt that close to but we had the same friend group and she was always nice to me) was drunk and crying bc of her ex that she still wasnt over. now their relationship had ended before i met her but i had heard the whole story, they dated for a little over a year, he randomly broke up with her bc he didnt want to be in a relationship anymore.

anyways, so halfway thru the night i was tipsy and super friendly (bc i open up and get super friendly when im drunk lol) and there was this super cute guy who walked into the room that i was in and started talking to the person next to me. so obviously i jump in on the conversation bc im drunk and friendly, and the boy and i started going back and forth with witty banter that lasted for a while bc he ended up pulling up a chair and sitting with us. then after a while he left and went back in the other room, and then sometime later in the night i found him again (a coincidence bc he was playing super smash bros with my other friend) and i sat down and joined their game. TOTALLY BEAT HIS ASS MULTIPLE TIMES BTW EVEN THO HES SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY GOOD AT IT AND IT WAS MY FIRST TIME PLAYING, but anyways. we talked and laughed and flirted for the rest of the night and i was really attracted to him.

end of the night comes, he’s already left, im giving my friend a ride home and he brings up my friend who was crying over her ex and how her ex was there. and i was like ??!?!! WHAT???? WHO WAS HER EX???? bc i genuinely had no idea. and then my friend describes the exact boy i had been flirting with all. night. long. O.O i was shocked, floored and felt terrible bc im sure she saw us since she was in the same room when i first met him. and i was SUPER DISAPPOINTED bc i was genuinely attracted to him in more than just a “oh im tipsy and youre kinda cute” type of way. and i couldnt stop thinking about him after the party. he added me on fb a few days later and mY HEART FUCKING SPED UP??? WTF???? i never act like that, which is how i knew this guy was special. but i was also torn bc he was my friend’s ex.

needless to say, i didnt make the right decision. he messaged me and i caved and we started talking, hanging out, kissing. after a couple months or so he said that the direction we were headed seemed like a relationship, and he wasnt ready for that. and he broke it off with me ;( thats been the one guy that i was ever super into, and before/since him im basically a robot whos void of emotion with guys (BTW THIS WAS ALL BEFORE BTS so they basically broke my dry spell of liking anyone and now im in love with jungkook and cant give anyone else the time of day 😭😭😭)

but anyways, the point of telling you this story is bc even tho i wasnt that close to my friend whose ex he was, and they werent even dating at the time, she still held a lowkey grudge against me and apparently called me a “boyfriend stealer” one night when she was drunk LOL. i cant tell you what to do in this situation, but i can tell you that if you try to go for your friend’s bf, it probably wont end well