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gomzdrawfr · 1 month ago
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hideyseek · 5 months ago
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rambling in the tags
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japiform · 4 years ago
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Logs: Explain what the fuck is going on. Slightly.
po57c0nt3n7 > get the FUCK away from me before i blow you to valhalla you greasetrap
japiform oh, brother, are you really gonna make an issue outta this?
po57c0nt3n7 > i know what youre fucking doing you cult FR34K > its just so funny to you that i actually give a shit about something huh > that im finally making a move > well yuk it up asshole > im not giving up
japiform do you know what's goin on, really?
po57c0nt3n7 > i know youve got me surrounded > i know youre a crazy motherfucker > i know youre not immune to big fucking lazers > what more do i need
japiform what makes you think imma stop you from doin what it is you're wantin to be doin? also, so you don't get too fuckin trigger happy, if one of those fuckin cannons goes off, i'm aimin right for the helm block and you can give your grievances to the cold motherfuckin vacuum may as well listen to what i got to say, rather than wastin your precious energy. you decide you don't want any, i let you go.
po57c0nt3n7 > id rather gargle darkleers sweaty globes than listen to the poison you spew on the nightly > no thanks!
japiform you just might get the chance to, if i get what i want
po57c0nt3n7 > you disgust me > youve got thirty seconds to change my mind
japiform you lemme hop aboard. you finish your whatever the fuck. i get you out, get you all fuckin bundled up in the best drugs and medicullers i got to offer (good ones) and we'll see if we can't get you to your kitten
po57c0nt3n7 > yeah and then what > im a goddamn pathetic invalid for the next > 5 sweeps? tops > i was never supposed to live this long
japiform you want limbs? i'll give em to ya. you want your pan in a fuckin android? why the fuck not! who gives a shit, it ain't my damn body. anyway, how long did you get to live with that best friend of yours?
po57c0nt3n7 > times up > just like mom used to say > never trust a clown
japiform ain't that a shame...
po57c0nt3n7 > but heres the funny thing > i want to die > you dont > prepare to eat lazer
japiform hahahahahahahahahahaha what ship am i on, bulgemunch?
po57c0nt3n7 > i dont mind finding out through process of elimination
japiform fire em up, hot stuff Time to see if he's bluffing! :o)
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tragedyboycentral · 8 years ago
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