#im talking about the irl satellites

[mal-doesnt-kin-dave]

What if we both went to jupiter.. and we were both girls 😳😳

[sprite-up]

MOON KAISER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MOON KAISER GOD DAMN FOOL CANNON BUILDING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT RULER OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING MOON KAISER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT THE MOON KAISER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SUCH A FUCKED UP ARMY WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST CROWN GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said the moon kaisers waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with the moon kaiser speaking one word in person on voice in throne room not only will i start a fight i will blow up the fucking moon out of spite and have to rebuild the entire satellite again for the experience of being able to erase all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i know why i hate him so much. he killed my best friend but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of science fiction and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had the war make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateTheMoonKaiser

songs not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his army and I lost it

where the fuck is the moon kaiser if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch the moon kaiser and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is a crater

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when the kaiser will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had such a fucked up if true army

[my-castles-crumbling]

hi Cas,

how are you doing? And also sorry for bothering you I just didn’t really have anyone in real life I could ask about this so I sort of had to turn to you.

so I wanna start this off by saying that I have like pretty good mental health I think, or like yk the normal amount of bad for a teenager but I think im doing pretty well, I don’t sh, I have really good friends and a good family and in general nothing crazy traumatic has happened to me in the past.

my thing is that I’m like shitttt with going to bed/falling asleep but like I think it’s worse than the usual type of ‘I find it hard to get to sleep’

I definitely get racing thoughts and restlessness but I’m pretty sure I have ADHD so it might just be that but also when I try and go to bed a lot of the time I feel like I can feel something on top of me pushing me into the mattress, it’s pretty freaky and it’s so vivid that I can feel it breathing and everything like it’s an actual living creature forcefully pushing me down. I never see or hear anything though and I don’t get sleep paralysis ever - this all happens when I’m still wide awake and trying to get to sleep.

on top of that most of the time when I sleep I have nightmares especially specific recurring ones and also lots of times I have serial killer nightmares where I die really graphically and also I often don’t wake up when I die like your meant to, usually I die 2-3 times in a nightmare. Like I said apart from this I have a great life but this stuff really really freaks me out and I’m always tired because I try to avoid sleep as much as I can. It’s only worse if I go to bed earlier because if I stay up till four ish my sleep is usually dreamless but any earlier and it’s everything I’ve just described.

I’ve always had issues with nightmares and sleep but it’s just gotten worse as I’ve gotten older and I’ve never really told anyone how bad it is. Plus telling people I struggle with sleep because I get nightmares feels super awkward and immature so I don’t really want to talk about it irl except maybe to my friends but I don’t wanna like dump on them too much and I don’t want them to think I’m vying for pity because I’m really not

am I like going crazy? Or is this like completely normal and I’m just tweaking? And do you think there’s anything I can do to stop it?

I completely understand if you feel like it’s something you can‘t actually advise on btw

and I hope you have a really great day! could you call me satellite anon? [after the Harry Styles song haha]

Hi hon!

I'm so sorry, this sounds awful.

So I'm not gonna say this is normal, because it's not like...ideal. But you're NOT crazy.

Nightmares, especially like this, can be an actual disorder. Like, something you can get medication or therapy for. I'm not saying this to make you feel crazy, I'm saying this because you're not immature. This is a thing that is real and you deserve help with.

Honestly, I would tell an adult. You need sleep, you know? And if you explain it like you did to me, hopefully the adult you tell will understand that you need to get some help.

Again, you're not crazy. There's just such thing as a literal nightmare disorder, where your brain struggles entering REM sleep properly. And like...since it's a physical thing, you need to see a physical doctor.

Keep me updated! I know how much lack of sleep sucks, so hopefully if you tell an adult, they'll able to get you some help.

[aethesisim]

15 Questions

THANKERONI for taggin me @itheaxel​ questions are fun ‘ w’

Are you named after anyone? I’mmm named after the Chelsea Soccer (football) team, because my mom loved sports when she was young, and the TV was showing this team in her hospital room!

When was the last time you cried? Humm. A few days ago, I had this song playing here (Billie Eilish - xanny).

Do you have kids? CHILDREN? HECK YEAH i do, I’ll drop his picture at the bottom of the post!

Do you use sarcasm a lot? No, no, I could never use sarcasm. There’s no way I’d ever use sarcasm! It’s a terrible thing, isn’t it? Really. Truly!

What’s the first thing you notice about people? Uhhh - IRL.. I can’t tell LOL MY GLASSES ARE BROKEN EVERYONE IS A BLOB. But with them on, their eyes. I really like eyes. Online, I’m not sure - personality usually pops out to me!

What’s your eye color? The same colour as everything else on me - brown! LOL

Scary movie or happy ending? s̴̮̯̞̾̈́̀̕c̶̫̖̥̔̂͜á̸̯̬̻̏̊R̴̛̭̠̪̃Ý̸̾̈́͜͝ ̸͚̋̾͛͝M̸̨̫̺͛ ̶͖̖̜̙͂Ó̵͚̩̹̓̇v̴̭̮̲̽I̶̼̭͐̿Ë̵̯̗̗̮́́́͠ - but I like happy endings a lot, too.

Any special talent? I’m really good at OVERTHINKING AND FORGETTING >:(

What country were you born in? O’CANADA, OUR HOME AND NATI-

What are your hobbies? Mild gaming, reading, singing, editing. Actually, I really like character design! It’s why I have so many sims/OCs, I think.

Do you have any pets? pls check my b a b y Peanutbutter at the bottom ok (7:58PM and I hear him snoring behind me.....)

What sports do you play/have you played? hhh I used to play a lot of badminton with my highschool Phys Ed teacher!

How tall are you? i. anyone above 5′8 says im ‘arm-rest height’ im 5′3 we dont talk about this. GO AWAY YOU TOKYO TOWERS, HOW DARE YE BE TALL? >:[

Favorite subject(s) in school? English used to be my favourite subject, until they started making me review books I had 0 interest in =_=  but my favourite things were always the little art and Egypt subjects back from elementary. Right now I’m digging math, though!

Dream job? hmm, I’d love to be an artist for character/concept design!

I shall taaaag @lilitalc​ @sims-psycho​ @kouukie​ @satellite-sims​ @eternal-infamy​ and anyone else who wishes to do! Also, don’t feel obligated to do the tag, ‘tis FFA!