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the fact that i haven't seen anybody talk about the diving contest is insane
like mumbo's reaction to dying is to immediately do tricks off of the thing that killed him
and grian who is on one heart thought that it was an incredible idea and agreed without hesitation
what is wrong with them
#they confuse me#their combined impulse control is zero#im surprised no one died#i have no idea if its connected to mumbo's task because i didn't watch his pov#that being said i wouldn't be surprised if his task had something to do with starting competitions#the towers with gem#the diving board with grian#and the campfire with martyn#secret life#grian#mumbo jumbo
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happy unofficial birthday to my son!!! 🎂
wondering what’s in that box…. (genuinely don’t know) (i rushed this) (badly)
#watch one of you say his present was a gun. i mean you’re not wrong but i wouldn’t be surprised if someone would say that#will solace#will solace fanart#solangelo#solangelo fanart#id feel guilty bc im making his birthday about solangelo… but i did the same for nicos birthday with less effort so whatever#nico di angelo#nico di angelo fanart#pjo#pjo fanart#pjo hoo toa tsats#pjo hoo#pjo hoo toa#the trials of apollo#pjoverse#pjo fandom#rrverse#my art#percy jackon and the olympians#riordan verse#riordanverse#artists on tumblr
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Finished Heavenly Tyrant and my first comment is.........
......... Qin Zheng was WAY too funny for how much he sucked. Made me feel so conflicted.
Anyways, Heavenly Tyrant is an amazing book, highly reccomend!!!
Power to the people ✊️
#rest in pieces you hilarious bastard#...........is what i WISH i could say#unfortunately he lives#sometimes love makes you a better person and sometimes it makes you a disgusting prick#are we surprised#shimin i love you please go back to yourself#you're the best of them all#yizhi you morally ambiguous king#i love you#quielo wen'er and taiping i love you#i love women#women solidarity rules#sima yi you continue to be funny despite being the worst#impressive#im sorry your boyfriend died#zetian.....#last but not the least#best for last#best disaster girl#keep trying keep winning#i believe in you#still hoping she can have a fling with a woman in book 3#are women inherently better? no. just statistically less likely to become a possessive psychopath about feeling lust for you#anyways great communism in this one#will maybe make some more coherent comment about the intersectionality of peace at some point#and how you cant have justicr unless EVERYONE has justice#heavenly tyrant#iron widow#heavenly tyrant spoilers
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I can't wait for the early bird appearance of Gozyuger Red in Boonboomger where he sticks his head out the window of Taiya's Hot Rod and the Traffic Safety tip is to not leave your dog in a hot car
LMAO
#using the hand-off sequence for another safety tip would actually be incredible#tbh im surprised they haven't done one of those already. well they did tell kids not to stay in hot cars#bandit o s#asks#kendrix morgan died for our sins#super sentai for ts
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okok my brain not braining rn but.... smth smth stan starting to figures tbings out when SHERMIE calls asking ford to watch the kiddos like
stan: hello? if this is the irs you can talk to me in person!
shermie: ford blah blah blah kids blah summer blah blah
stan: (why tf is my brother calling this ford guy????? and familiar with him?????) uhhhhh...
OH HEY i hadn't even read this ask when I wrote my response to that other one so I guess we're just on the same brainwave with "Shermie is the one to ask Stan to take care of the kids"
Stan is so confused because like. Shermie is his brother. He knows Shermie is his older brother. Everytime someone mentions Stan's brother they're obviously talking abut Shermie. Right? So why is Shermie calling up Stanford (how does Shermie know Stanford exists? So why does his brother Shermie somehow know who Stanford is? Does he know Stanley stole this random dude's identity? Except, no, Shermie thinks Stanford is his brother, which is super weird. And Stan is so absolutely baffled about this whole thing that he finds himself agreeing to Shermie's request before he can think through "taking care of a couple of kids for an entire summer"
#i should make an ask tag#stan (singular) au#ykw im just gonna clarify this one in writing now#bc im confusing myself#the family thinks stanley is dead or disappeared entirely#bc nobody has heard from him in smth like 40 years#they think ford has gone a little kooky in his shack in the woods#because he hasn't talked to any of them in 30 years#and for a hot minute any time any of them opened a call with 'hey stanford' he would just yell something about 'them' being after them and#then hang up abruptly#(this is not helped by the fact that Stanford had 'them' (demons) after him)#(and stanley-pretending-to-be-stanford had 'them' (the cops+random gangs he antagonized as stanley) after him)#so there's a bit of a crossover in actually-stanford going a bit insane and ghosting everybody#and stanley-as-stanford trying to cut out everyone from That Stanford Guy's life and ignoring anyone who seems to know who he (stanford) is#so the family eventually gave up tryign to contact stanford for like 20ish years#then obv the parents died#so its just shermie after like 20 years like 'okay fuck this im sending my grandkids to drag my idiot brother out of his cave'#surprise. wrong brother!#i'm retroactively making this scenario the canon-to-the-au one#stan doesn't have the twins literally just show up on his doorstep at the start of the summer lmao
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pov ur prince dutiful and you just got rescued by this well-meaning kind and romantic gay nobleman and his terrifying manservant and you pass out and when you come to youre being taken into The Pillar
#its 1:45 am if i can rephrase this in a way to make it funnier ill repost it tomorrow morning funnier#if night eyes dies here#im#idk what im gonna do but it wont be pleasant for me or anybody else#fool pls have gotten good at swordfighting in the last 15 years (i bet he did)#love also fitz's like “NO HE CANT FIGHT HES NEVER FOUGHT” fitz. sweetheart. its been 15 years#stuff couldve happened#he also went to WAR#YOU were the one that SENT him to war#but hes like “i know the fool better than anyone else and the fool cant fight.” and thats adorable#estarriol mute this#rote liveblog#fitzchivalry “im always surprised by how strong the fool is despite being small and slender” farseer goes “HE CANT FIGHT.”#to be fair this is a large amount of people#to be fighting#and theyve probably got like#hawks and shit
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alright how many chapters yall think before this guy gets disentigrated or something?
#at this point intsys gotta stop introducing male ocs bc them dying isn’t ever gonna be a plot twist give it up🫡#at this point elm is the only survivor#lif BEING alfonse got him out of that situation. hrid may as well be seeing the pearly gate though honestly#bruno? gone. helbindi? canned. otr— actually im somewhat surprised otr died given the criteria— askr? evaporated#freyr? we killed him ourselves. old man book 7? well he’s the one who actually got disentigrated#fire emblem heroes
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no comment.
#yeah idk#dr stone#drst#ginrou#drst matsukaze#im surprised this isn't an actual panel now that i think about it#ginrou is so delusional i wouldn't put it past him#being absolutely completely delusional is what kept him alive 🙏 if he wasn't he would've died at that sulfur lake in season one ong#matsugin
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i love how you visit land of dragons for the second time and then these two idiots show up (affectionate.)
#robo ramble#dying to riku in this part is funny like whoops you just accidentally killed sora.#given its really hard to die to riku unless you like. do nothing.#like thats not even his fault you just suck.#i died more to riku than all the fuckass rapid thrusters when i did nothing#<- im surprised i had a save file to go back to that part#you really have no one to blame but yourself#and then theres xigbar who appears for all of 2 seconds which is super funny compared to the overbearing presence of the other members.#ESPECIALLY XALDIN. because she has no life outside of projecting onto anyone who gets to have nice things. (JOKE.)#like luxord just wants jack sparrow carnally. demyx is dead by now. sad. and xigbar just popped in to do his thng and then left which#makes sense . ok im rmabling at this point GOOD NIGHT . SEE YOU IN THE REALM OF DREAMS. new dream eater called manta. thats me bitch.
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'tis the season for cleaning !
You and Umemiya both find yourselves a whole week with nothing to do (absolutely zilch). So...you both reckon on a very needed deep cleaning of the house. What do you and Umemiya tackle first? The living room? The entrance? The bathroom? What trinkets will the two of you find and reminisce over? An old movie ticket receipt? Some polaroids? Baby photos?
[It's time for a break! Cleaning is taxing! What will the two of you have to replenish and keep your energy levels up for the day? Snacks? Fruits? Any drinks?]
The bags are tied and the bins are full -> a successful cleaning session! Aren't you feeling a bit tired? Now it's end the day...what will you and Umemiya do to wind down? A relaxing bath....or maybe a hearty dinner?
I just wanna hear you yap Mari.........*hides*
awwwww Mino ILY!!! I'll yap whenever u want me to abt whatever :0 but yapping about ume has always been like...the funnest :3c
First of all....a whole week with nothing to do?? I'd cry in relief first tbh. I do imagine I'd be laying on the couch and see the dust under the tv stand or something and immediately just...activate cleaning mode. Living room is the easiest but also the most distracting stuff is in there cause that's where we keep the scrapbooks/photo albums. Once I get a hold of those it's so over it takes like an hour to get back on track because we're both going over every picture as if we weren't both there for half of them.
We'd find a lot of stuff in my miscellaneous boxes (if i dont know where to put something it goes in there) and Ume's wondering why I have so many spare buttons. Only cause I keep them if either of us buy new clothes and they come with them and it's like...what if we DO need them??? we wont Especially if it's from a coat or smth Ume's really fond of? Kept in the box/drawer for eternity.
hmm what are we eating...I'm a handful of shredded cheese from the fridge kind of girl but I assume he makes me eat actual food, whether it's fruit from the counter or a granola bar OTL I'm making tea for sure, but he drinks water.
After all that we'd probably be exhausted so I'm calling for take out rather than dirtying the just-cleaned kitchen and further after I think we're both just curling up on the bed to watch a movie till we pass out (which only takes about 5 mins)
#should i kiss your face tho?? for such lovely questions??#mari answers#umari#I havent been yapping here enough urgh i gotta get my mojo back#its no surprise id start a pillow fight either in our room or the living room while checking the cushions or fluffing pillows#Hugeee smack right on the back of his head and then im tackled#rip mari you have died but you died happy#i love a good pillow fight tho i never laugh so hard as when i get hit in the face by a flying one#im singing in my room rn and im like “minooo minooo lovely mino...took a train to a place called renoooo” it rhymes#im also a little tirred#but we loooooove mino *swaddles you like a baby and rocks u*#im gonna come clean your house
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i kinda forgot there's an entire naddpod backlog i have access to via the patreon so i have been watching the 12 hour tomb of horrors all nighter stream little by little every single day
#and im loving it#naddpod#4 hours in so surprised no one dies yet#it's not that i WANT moonshine to die but i do NEED to see binky fiasco in action
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Sc*tt stans are everywhere annoying me as if they’re getting paid to do it. I’m doing a rewatch with my mom and we’re coming up on season 5. This has been bothering me lately, so I’m going to rant about it.
We’re all aware that Scott uses Hayden as bait to lure the Dread Doctors to the school and he doesn’t tell her or get her consent on the matter. Liam and Hayden are rightfully upset and Liam makes Scott promise to do everything he can to protect Hayden.
Liam: This plan sucks!
Scott: You got a better one? Kids are dying, and she's next! So, somebody has to do something. Somebody has to save everyone. So somebody's got to be the bait!
Liam: Scott... Promise me you'll do everything you can to save her. Scott-- promise.
Scott: I'll do everything I can. I promise.
Hayden gets injured severely and is dying. Liam reminds Scott he promised to do everything he could for Hayden, this includes biting her, which Scott refuses to do.
Here’s where I take huge issue with this.
I have no idea the odds of Hayden surviving the bite. Scott admits that he thinks she may be too weak to survive. But Melissa and Theo explain or imply that she’s not surviving if he does nothing.
Hayden has a 100% chance of dying if he chooses not to bite her.
If you have two labelled barrels in front of you, the one on your left contains 100 oranges, the one on your right contains 95 oranges and 5 apples. Someone holds a gun to your head and says “close your eyes and select an apple from the barrel or I kill you” you might try to find an apple amongst the oranges, even if the chances are slim because there’s still a chance. You’re not going to reach into the barrel with zero apples unless you don’t want to choose an apple.
He chose to let her die. A 5% chance of survival is better than 0%. The reason he didn’t want to bite her is because he knew there was a high chance she wasn’t going to make it. Remember the conversation Scott had with Morrell in season 3?
Morrell: He wants to make a killer out of you. That's what he does.
Scott: But, if I kill someone, I can't be a True Alpha, right?
Morrell: Exactly.
If Hayden died when Scott bit her, that would technically be on him--at least it would be in his mind. She was going to die either way, he may as well keep his power.
#anti scott mccall#hayden romero#liam dunbar#marin morrell#teen wolf#i have a meta post im debating posting#i seriously hate this guy#he's the fucking worst#and i know crystal wanted to leave so they had to kill allison#but in context i'm a little surprised scott didn't do everything he could to save allison#i think it's because he views werewolves as horrible creatures and doesn't want his oNe TrUe LoVe to turn into one#but it would have been a lot more complex and interesting if he DID bite allison and she dies anyway#he doesn't have to lose his power or whatever but then it would at least make it more reasonable why he doesn't want to bite hayden#my meta post is on something very different but i just wanted to share those thoughts
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SO. WAIT. Are you telling me that not only was ZILCH the one who killed everyone on the Amaterasu Express, but that we never actually met Zilch- he was killed before we even got on the train and a hitman took his place? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LMAO
#NO SPOILERS PLEASE#plays the chapter called ''massacre on the amaterasu express' and is genuinely surprised when all the characters we met on the train died#BUT ALSO GHDHSJKHGKDJSFJHKSDH CAN I JUST SAY#It is SO fucking funny that the character I latched onto from DAY ONE of splash art reveals#not only died Immediately but turns out we never even met the real him to begin with#THE REAL ZILCH ALEXANDER... WHEREVER YOU WERE... I LOVED YOU#mdarc#mdarc spoilers#shut up me#IM NEVER declaring a character as my favourite that early on again ive been BURNED#... burned. get it
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Thinking about the season finales Sam has actively tried to kill himself in.
Season 4, Death by Lilith.
Season 5, Death by jumping into the cage.
Season 8, Death by trials.
Season 10, Death by Dean.
Possibly more? Idk, haven't finished the series.
#The Hardy Boys But With Ghosts#spn#supernatural#sam winchester#dean winchester#I mean Sam is actively pretty suicidal - so there are times in the season itself - but I'm just counting finales#I dont count suicide missions so much#and while these are all technically that - I feel like these in particular are ones that he's probably thought about through out the entire#seasons when it happened#I do feel like after season 10 - he shifted to wanting Dean to live more than himself wanting to be alive#idk Im honestly surprised Sam didn't off himself when Dean died#he must have at least emotionally improved enough where he could live for himself again#so happy for him <3
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my internal ilyssa & ivo perception is very "the man who sold the world" by midge ure coded. that's his great grandbaby who looks identical to his mother and possesses his exact interests?? there's so much fodder there
#pretzel talks#there's so so much potential with ilyssa it makes me sad she gets damselled so much#ghostbusters the video game#venkman get back. i UNDERSTAND her naught youuu#LIKE:#'He said I was his friend. Which came as some surprise. I spoke into his eyes. I thought you died alone. A long long time ago'#'Oh no. not me. I never lost control. You're face to face With the man who sold the world'#ilyssa selwyn#ivo shandor#yk its bad when im talking about characters NO ONE ELSE CARES FOR#sorry im invested in shandor family drama now#i know the song is a bowie one. however... the synth of ure's is kore gbs to me
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Re-reading old writing because I'm sorting out what actually happens in INtO and OUUGHH THE. THE PARALLELS. BETWEEN GLITCH & CALYPSO ... LOOSING MY MIND
#luka.txt#console: phantasmagoria#game: im not the one#reread the final chapter (yes there is a final chapter. the ending has been set in stone for years now.) and wwooowwwww#ALSO CALYPSO DIED ?!?! LIKE. FR FR.#i think he was gonna miraculously Wake Up (coma shit — lore was slightly different) but erm. wow. forgot that.#honestly surprised how little it would need to be reworked/rewritten/updated tbh#but alas. thats for tomorrow. i have an early work shift i really should be sleeping instead of daydreaming#(<- omg old blog header reference !!! ok yeah no im headin out gn yall)
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