#im still speechless

[charlescherie]

out of all the pics they took of him in that shoot they chose THIS one .. so real

[hi1stuff]

Am I supposed to be ready to "lose It" because I'm not

[devotioncrater]

moodboard for that tedtrent ask

[lolabearwrites]

I just stumbled on something called "Epic: The Musical"

it. is. amazing.

[wukyma]

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW WE CAME UP WITH THIS BUT—

why the hell not? :D I'm happy we did. OH MY GODS 💥💥

I LOVE OUR CATS SO MUCH AHAHJAHKHAJ 🫶🫶🫶 THANK YOU FOR BEING MY PARTNER IN CRIME

When cats fight,,,

Poseiden desing @wukyma

(YOU CAN'T EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE!! EHEHEHE)

[markodragic]

the poor, helpless 22 year old baby boy vs the mature, capable, 17 year old homeless prostitute from 1899. sorry I can't get over it

[unriding]

a … a gift from the talented @kruinka 🥹 thank you so much!! ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)

[thefrsers]

Angela Bassett the woman that you are💛

[sorenphelps]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, THIS IS PERFECT AND SO HOT OMG THANK YOU!!!

I mean it has everything that I like, shooting practice, billiard reference, innuendos! 💯🥵🫦🔥❤️‍🔥

Also, i can explain the lack of ear protection with the fact that if there’s an emergency and James needs to use a gun, there probably won’t be any near by… So Sirius is really preparing him for the worst case scenario, because he is such a responsible bodyguard…🤗

I’m gonna draw this FOR SURE

I wrote a little thing for @sorenphelps because their bodyguard AU is so good and I love the cheeky disaster flirt vibe James gives me in this and this (and if there is disaster James I'm always like 👀) and this just spilled out of me. I hope you like it!

The door opens and -

It's a shooting range. A small, private shooting range. James was hoping for something a little more romantic when Sirius was asking if he 'could take him somewhere' but actually, now that James really thinks about it, it makes a lot of sense. He should have expected something like this.

“Do you know how to handle a gun?” Sirius asks as he steps into the room after James, closing and locking the door behind them. The click of the lock shouldn't send a shiver down James' spine but it totally does.

With a confident grin James turns to Sirius, one hand going up to mess up his already messy mop of hair. “Well, no one has complained about it yet,” he says with a cheeky wink.

Sirius just looks at him completely unimpressed until the grin slowly slides off James' face and he drops his hand in defeat. “Fine, no I don't.”

Sirius nods and walks over to the table that has two guns ready and waiting for them to use. “I think you would benefit from learning.”

“Why?” James asks, following Sirius and watching as he picks up one of the guns. “I thought I have a top of the line bodyguard.”

“You do but I've never claimed to be immortal. If push comes to shove I want you to be ready to shoot and run. There is hope you'll never have to put that knowledge to use but I'd rather have you prepared.” Sirius looks at James and releases the safety of the gun. “You are my top priority.”

And yes, okay, that probably shouldn't be so hot.

Turning towards the target, Sirius lifts the gun and takes aim. “Watch and learn,” he says and then he shoots -

One right between the none existing eyes of the cardboard man.

One each where the left and right eye would be.

Another shoot right where the heart sits in a living person.

Sirius lowers the gun and James whistles through his teeth. “Impressive, Soldier Boy. Can you do his dick too?”

“I could do his left testicle if I'd want to. But this is not about me.” Sirius klicks the safety of the gun back on and sets it down. He nods to the other gun on the table in front of James. “Your turn.”

James takes a deep breath and picks up the gun. It's a little heavier in his hand than he had expected but he's not going to show it. It's probably a little stupid to want to impress a military man but James is committed to being stupid when it comes to Sirius Black.

Clicking off the safety like he has seen Sirius do, James raises the gun and takes aim. It's not as easy and effortless as it looked when Sirius did it but James is still trying his best to keep his hand steady, takes another deep breath, and shoots.

He was aiming for the shoulder of the cardboard man. His shot hits more the lower centre of the chest.

“Not too bad for a first try,” Sirius says and steps up close behind James. He reaches around James and adjusts his wrist a little along with the bend of his arm. Having him so close that he can feel his body heat right at his back does things to James that he tries to cover up by chuckling and leaning back into the other man.

“What are you gonna teach me next? Billiard?” James grin, because a stupid joke is all that can safe him now.

“If I'd want to bend you over a table I'd pick one a lot easier to clean up,” Sirius says and having his voice so close to James's ear is even worse. “Cum is a bitch to clean out of the felt on a billiard table.”

And how does he know that???

Strong fingers tap against James' hipbone, bringing him back to the here and now. “Be a good boy and focus, would you?” Sirius says in a low rumble.

James swallows thickly. “Yes, Sir,” spills out of his mouth before he can stop it.

Sirius laughs and steps away. “Try again.”

James takes a deep breath to steady himself and pulls the trigger a second time. The bullet connects around the area of the collar bone, not perfect but closer.

“Good,” Sirius says and the satisfaction in his voice sends a shiver down James' spine.

“Yeah?” James asks and lowers the gun, hungry for the praise.

“A promising start.” Sirius steps closer again and takes the gun back out of James' hand, their fingers brushing. “But I have to warn you,” he says, holding James' gaze as he snaps the safety back into place. “I'm going to work you hard until you can do it perfectly in your sleep.”

James swallows the whine that threatens to crawl up his throat. He has no complains about being worked by this man, hard or in any other way. None at all.

[turnipoddity]

Vivziepop went to the saw musical and bought the merch with your art on it and posted a picture of it on Instagram so now thousands of hazbin hotel fans have seen your art

I JUST SAW. HOLY SHIT

[iilmunchkiin]

Hey just to let you know long ask incoming, put on your helmet and duck below the trenches

OKAY. WHOA. YOU WEREN'T KIDDING.

Had to put it in screenshots cuz it'll flood but oh my god you mad man. I was giggling the entire time reading this, knowing there's people who are still interested in the DD!AU despite having little to no updates hsajdhsajdas 〒▽〒

Sorry it took a while for me to answer this, I've been trying to find a way muster up a proper response so here I go!

"...did he ever really care about her? All she needs to do is perfect the serum."

Okay, putting my bias aside, yes, he did in fact love Ceroba but that's it, they love each other a lot. He just wanted to pursue his work more. Motherfucker is no less delusional than Starlo, he thinks he can save monsterkind if he can just perfect the serum and take revenge on the humans and it makes me sick knowing he planned to have a big family with Ceroba, have you seen how huge the manor is? He can't even take care of one child and yet he wanted more. That's Chujin Ketsukane in a nutshell, he wanted more, he wanted to pursue more because of how ambitious he is. He's unarguably worse than Starlo, he thinks he can save everyone, built a secret underground basement that he hid from his wife, and passed on his dying wish to said wife when he barely even finds time for her because he prioritizes his work more, he KILLED a CHILD and literally broke the laws of robotics, left said wife to work all by herself to stay afloat, the list goes on you get the point. Bias is back, there's nothing you can do to convince me to like Chujin, I will admit he's a good character but that's all you're going to shake out of me, I don't like him, he seems to be the type to have a superiority complex.

"Notably, when Kanako collapses, the first question she asks is 'Why did I work on that serum !?', it's 'Why didn't it work !?'."

I'm going to assume you meant Ceroba questioned why the serum didn't work instead of her coming to her senses and why she worked on it in the first place? Her blind adoration for Chujin baffles me when all he's ever done was pursue his career and what he stood for, but what baffles me even more is even Chujin himself said not to use the serum on Kanako and yet SHE STILL DID. She went against her husband's wishes, and still… what… okay I'm genuinely stumped on this part my brain just shut down.

"if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there's nothing left of me"

NO BECAUSE THAT'S LITERALLY EVERYONE Dalv - wanting to protect Kanako but failed (also adding he wants to be a teacher) Martlet - wanting to be useful so she joined the royal guard Starlo - wanting to distract everyone from being trapped underground Ceroba - wanting to pursue Chujin's legacy underground and making them happy Clover - their parents

"And she realizes she was so tunnel visioned that she didn't see Clover for what they really were - a lost child out of their depth, someone with nobody to look out for them."

THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS POINTING VERY LOUD. CLOVER IS JUST A CHILD!!!!!!!

What bothered me a lot about Clover was they seemed so mature for their age, that was the impression I got from them the entire time playing uty, the way they handled everything just broke my heart, especially with pacifist Starlo's boss fight, they knelt down and surrendered in front of him, from the very beginning Clover was ready to offer their life and that was before even finding out about Ceroba's plan which happens right after that when they go to the Steamworks. They're so nonchalant about everything (imagine my surprise when I saw people drawing them all energetic and cutesy hihi ^^), and the fact that some bits and pieces of their hinted neglect at home just, augh. Just paint a picture with me, your entire life you were emotionally neglected, you're just a mere child who's trying to make it through life, doing the chores all by yourself, eating things you shouldn't, and your damn favorite TV show is just pure static until you decide to go to Mt. Ebott and jump down a hole holding a missing poster to look for the missing children, not knowing you could be next (and you were). To your surprise you see the world of your dreams, there were monsters, but these monsters cared and loved you, there were a few bumps on the road but in the end, they all genuinely cared, even offering you to stay with them, but after you find out about their situation… you offer your soul for their sake. Isn't that so cruel? You finally have a chance to be alive, experience what it's like to be loved, and finally act like a kid only to die on the same day? Such a tragic and twisted fate.

"It was Clover's choice and it was Kanako's choice too, and Chujin's, and if Ceroba's not careful it'll kill her next."

heh

[thomaskong]

I was afraid I’d lose him. So I got there late. And… as I entered, I saw him about to take pictures by himself. The first thing that I felt was… I wanted to hug him. No matter how bad I was to him, he’s still there for me. Every time that I’ve fallen or torn apart, he always runs up to me. He’ll come running and hug me. The same goes for this time, where he shows up. Am I happy? I’m really delighted. I really am. I’d like to thank Save for always being by my side till this very day.

DMD Friendship the Reality: It Takes Two EP. 5

[dangerpronebuddie]

There's something about "I'm worried about you" and "I can't fix it" that is making me insane. Buck knows Eddie's hurting. He doesn't know how to fix it, or even if he can. Eddie doesn't know how to fix it either. Buck is the guy who likes to fix things, and maybe this isn't something he can fix. Maybe it is. Neither of them know. But Buck's going to try. He made sure Eddie was actually free to talk about it all and didn't judge him for it. Love is stored in the kitchen and he made sure he stepped right into it for this. He made sure Eddie knows he's there for him. He broached the subject without accusing Eddie of anything. He was simply there for him, asking Eddie to let him in.

[diodellet]

hot take: from the beginning, obm has always been carried by its fans. maybe it's just the collective nostalgia and attachment towards the franchise that make it seem like solmare is bringing an end to an amazing era, but the games were not really that good.

you—artists and writers and cosplayers and editors and everyone with a soul and creative bone and love for these characters—you all made it good.

[dyingnerdyprude]

just watched hey melissa.

WHAT.

[accio-victuuri]

DOMINATING THE HOT SEARCH both main and entertainment. as he should 🫶🏼