#im sorry if this is trash

[getmeoutofhell]

Ethan Landry x reader

request sent by: @smoothestkoala 

warnings: none. just ethan being baby boy.

ethan has had a very stressful week, to say the least. him and his family plan to kill tara and sam have had him all over the place.

he’s almost always gone, and he barely ever rests at all. you miss him, and wanted you guys to spend time together alone.

as you wake up, you roll over and pick up your phone. it was 8:00 in the morning. you thought ethan would be gone, since he usually is at 6:00. but to your surprise, he was actually in the bathroom.

about 10 seconds later he opens the bathroom door.

“good morning baby. i’m surprised your still here at 8.” you smirk at him.

“morning baby.”

he walks to you and sits beside you on the side of the bed.

you notice as you look at him, his eyes are a little dark underneath.

“i think you should stay home. you look like you haven’t slept in days. why don’t you lay back down?”

“i think i’ll be okay. it’s just allergies.”

you knew he was lying.

“ethan, lay back down. please.”

he playfully rolls he eyes but obeys and lays down.

“i’ll be right back, love. you stay in bed.”

“alright, but don’t take to long. i need my cuddles.”

you decided to make ethan some breakfast in bed. the first time in a while he’s finally staying in late, you had to do something special for him. as you head into the kitchen, you thought about what to make him. maybe some egg, pancakes, and bacon? you decided on that.

you start heating up the oven, then start working on the pancake batter. you randomly just thought about how ethan had been all week. he comes home with a new bruise or mark almost every day. you really wanted him to take a break from everything, and stay in with you.

as you’re almost done cooking his breakfast, you hear soft snoring coming from the room. you softly laugh to yourself as you listen to him sleeping.

“as long as he gets rest.” you thought to yourself.

you’re finishing up fixing his plate adding syrup on the pancakes. you slowly walk with the plate to the bedroom, careful not to drop it.

“surprise.” you said as you slowly open the door.

ethan mumbled as he woke back up, looking at you and then the food.

“baby, you didn’t have to do that for me.” he smiled.

“lies, of course i had to. we finally get to spend some time together, it’s the least i could do my love.”

you sit the plate down next to the bed on the nightstand.

“would you like a glass of orange juice or something?” you asked him, as you watched him sit up.

“no babe, you did enough.” he pulled you down slightly by your shirt on top of him. he tackled you in a hug, surrounding you with kisses.

“oh my god, stop.” you laughed at him.

“help me eat this.”

your laughter died down as you got up from his grip.

“okay baby.”

you guys stayed in the rest of the day, and enjoyed each other’s company.

a/n: i really hope you enjoyed this!! i suck with requests but i hope this is at least similar to what you wanted. <3

[3redguy8]

Mephistopheles my beloved

it's sad to say that there is little to none mephisto content and I've decided to change this, bc I mean... c'mon who doesn't want to bang Raphael's daddy just to rub it in the man's face?? So here's my interpretation with a lot of references and reading the wiki

[necroticghost]

im so fucking useless

[damiel-of-real]

that fucking flower i hate

[chloesimaginationthings]

I'm not sure if this has been asked before (sorry if it has) but who's your favorite animatronic?

Here’s a handful of my top faves! Monty is probably my absolute favourite

Foxy I was obsessed with when I was younger, Ballora I always found to be very creepy/pos, and Helpy is my best friend

[animentality]

I have always wanted to believe in ignorance over malice, but in the 2024 us elections...

I think it's both.

and I'm not sure if I can see Trump supporters as human beings anymore.

[timewillpasssoon]

reader and joost being on a picnic just eating fruit, fluff and reader being a master of making flowers crowns? :))

LOW NOISE

pairing . Joost Klein x gn!reader

content . reader can be seen as male or female aswell, just fluff and short

summary . reader and joost decide to go on a picnic before he leaves to canada.

word count 329 words, 1,8k characters

author's note . THIS IS A QUICK ONE WHILE IM WORKING ON OTHER STUFFF

Underneath the shade of a sprawling oak tree, Joost Klein and you sat on a cozy blanket, surrounded by the vibrant sky of a summer afternoon. A basket carrying fruit inside, the scent of ripe strawberries and juicy watermelon wafting through the air.

The two decided that it would be great to have a picnic date. Mainly because Joost was traveling to Canada and today was the last day before he had to go.

Joost grinned as he reached for a slice of mango, his laughter mingling with the gentle rustle of leaves in the distance. You nimbled on some fresh sour grapes from the little vine, popping them into their mouth with a satisfied hum.

"This is perfect," Joost remarked, taking in the serene. "I'm glad we decided to have a picnic today." You nodded, a soft smile gracing their lips as they reached for a peach. "Me too. It's nice to just relax and enjoy the moment."

As he savored the sweetness of the fruit, your gaze drifted to a patch of wildflowers nearby. With a playful twinkle in your eyes, you reached for a few blossomed flowers, carefully weaving them together into a delicate crown. You did this by making a vertical hole in the long stem, proceeding to stick in another flower inside said hole.

"Check this out," they said, placing the flower crown atop Joost's head with grace.Joost chuckled, adjusting the crown, "Am I a king now?"

You laughed, their eyes amurged with amusement. "Of course, your majesty.” You playfully bow, which was quite awkward to do since you were sitting down.

Together, they shared a moment of lighthearted laugh, the afternoon sun casting a golden glow over their picnic beneath the oak tree. “I'll miss you. You've been so busy lately,” You stop your sentence, “But I'm so, so proud of you.” You placed your hand on his cheek, wiping your thumb left and right. Joost stares at your eyes,

“I love you.”

QUICKLY WROTE THIS SORRY FIR NOT UPLOADING, i am working on let me think, all i have to say is that i am separating part 2 into 2 parts !!

[valdeswan]

Alberu: can you do a march in February? For the moral of the kingdom

Cale, zoning out: ???

Alberu, used to it: Can. February. March.?

Cale, without hesitation: no, but April May.

*Alberu, thinking about the pros and cons of throwing his brother through the window*

[corvid-ghost]

Listen. Listen I KNOW that in "The Drakes Spoiled Brat"/trash Tim au, Jason has basically the same build as normal BUT my mind tells me no

He's smaller, he didn't die, so he changes in looks also has longer hair for some reason idk

He's like 20 or early 20's and he looks like that instead of 30 year old man who's seen the horrors

In my mind

[snippit-crickit]

scottie loves watching endless soap operas and getting absolutely overwhelmed by them and later has trouble sleeping at night cus hes kicking his feet thinking about his favourite ships

[getmeoutofhell]

Ethan Landry x Shy F reader

warnings: mentions of reader getting killed at end

a/n: i tried my best to make this a “shy” reader. i’m terribly sorry if this is not the best.

requested by: @smoothestkoala

it was 1:00pm and you were getting ready to go and visit ethan at his place for the first time.

you guys starting ‘talking’ after you met him at sara’s place a month ago. you were hella nervous since this was your first time ever going to any guys place.

you did have a little crush on him. but you didn’t plan on telling him anytime soon for your own sake.

you headed to your car to head over to ethan and chads place.

gosh your nerves were bad. you didn’t understand why your body acted this way, especially around boys. but now was not the time to complain. hopefully you don’t embarrass yourself in front of him or anyone else today.

you then knock on the door. you waited for about 10 seconds until you heard someone on the other side. “hello? it’s y/n.” you felt a little embarrassed for waiting outside the door, but didn’t wanna think to far into it.

a few seconds later ethan opens the door.

“hey y/n. sorry it took so long i was in the middle of something.” you smiled at him. “no worries it’s okay.” he the opens the door fully to let you in.

“you can come and sit anywhere. make yourself comfortable.” he states to you, trying his best to not be awkward.

you slowly walk over to his couch and have a seat. you then take your phone and sit it next to you on the couch. “so ethan, how have you been?” you ask him, hoping the awkwardness would end.

“i’ve been doing pretty good i guess. how have you been? you go anywhere lately?” he looked at you with curiosity, waiting for a response.

you softly chuckled. “i don’t really go anywhere much. but i’ve been pretty good.” you smiled. “that’s great. would you like some water, pop, or something?”

“yeah i could use some water.” you thought his gesture to give you water was very sweet of him. you watched him get up and disappear behind the corner.

you were strolling on your phone when you saw ethan head back in with two bottles of water. “here you go.” he hands you one, then sits next to you again. “thank you.”

“would you like to watch something on tv? we have netflix.” you looked at him. “yeah sure.”

you ended up staying at ethan’s till around 6 and headed home. you thought he was sweet and kind, and wanted to go back to his place again in the future. your crush on him started to get worse and worse over time as you guys started talking.

*time skip some weeks*

overtime, you stared opening up more to ethan, telling him about you and your past and what you wanted to do in your future. he always listened to everything you told him, giving you hugs and words of comfort.

you eventually started heading over to his place every weekend, sometimes spending the night if he asked.

it was now around 9, and you were saying your goodbyes to ethan, getting ready to head home.

“i’ll text you later.” ethan told you.

“okay. thanks for letting me come over again. i really appreciate it.”

“you’re welcome beautiful.” you felt your face heat up, and your stomach turn at his kind words. before you walked out, ethan walked up to and gave you a quick hug and a kiss on the cheek. you had the ugliest grin on your face as you walked to your car. maybe you’ll confess your feelings sooner than you thought.

*ethan’s pov*

after y/n left i went and sat back down on the couch. i took a long deep breath, and sighed. since the first time i saw her, i knew i would have a hard time. she’s a beautiful women. full of love and happiness, and i have to take it all away.

i feel my stomach turn in disgust thinking of the fact that this was all a set up. apart of our plan. she has no idea. no clue. that her days are coming to an end.

i can’t do it, i won’t do it. she’s the first girl i felt that actually likes and cares for me. i have to tell my dad i can’t do it. i can’t take my loves life.

@smoothestkoala i’m so so sorry is this is not what you wanted. i’m trying to get better, and thank you for requesting!! ❣️❣️

[3redguy8]

Mephisto wip

Gods this was hard to do man...I have so many ideas with this stupid dilf but actually doing it is the insane part and my writing is actual garbo...anywhoooo mephisto fuckers unite

[tubbytarchia]

sorry I'm thinking about minecraft

[dizzybizz]

hppapy sunmday everyone 👍

i spent a day on magma again...

[housederiva]

Hello! If you would like a little more context about what happened: yes, a bunch of people completely and I think willfully misconstrued what Kala said and started spreading a lot of disinformation. Kala was warning about the embargo for the huge press preview event held in San Francisco being up on the 19th and people started saying that "playtesters" were going to start posting untagged spoilers because they were mad on power or something. It became so absurd that somewhere down the grapevine some were even convinced that "playtesters" were given the whole game and that they were going to spoil it which is not true and not how review codes work in the first place. I don't even think that those people were aware of the press event, they just decided to believe what they wanted about the spoiler warning and run with it for a whole day. The personal attacks started almost immediately. No matter that Kala has been saying that she was going to tag spoilers for months, that many members of the community council repeatedly stated that they are still under NDA for what they saw during development or that content creators being invited to press events and previews is normal. Also, there were hundreds of attendees, standard press included. They got to play for around 6 hours and they have been given guidelines about what they're allowed to talk about, as it always happens. That's industry standard. All of that was public information way before Kala's tweet was posted (I was already aware of the details because a couple of Italian creators I follow posted about it before and after the event) so there's really no excuse for their behavior.

[thimbell]

@intotheelliwoods here's your snacks as promised