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Ethan Landry x reader
request sent by: @smoothestkoala 
warnings: none. just ethan being baby boy.
ethan has had a very stressful week, to say the least. him and his family plan to kill tara and sam have had him all over the place.
he’s almost always gone, and he barely ever rests at all. you miss him, and wanted you guys to spend time together alone.
as you wake up, you roll over and pick up your phone. it was 8:00 in the morning. you thought ethan would be gone, since he usually is at 6:00. but to your surprise, he was actually in the bathroom.
about 10 seconds later he opens the bathroom door.
“good morning baby. i’m surprised your still here at 8.” you smirk at him.
“morning baby.”
he walks to you and sits beside you on the side of the bed.
you notice as you look at him, his eyes are a little dark underneath.
“i think you should stay home. you look like you haven’t slept in days. why don’t you lay back down?”
“i think i’ll be okay. it’s just allergies.”
you knew he was lying.
“ethan, lay back down. please.”
he playfully rolls he eyes but obeys and lays down.
“i’ll be right back, love. you stay in bed.”
“alright, but don’t take to long. i need my cuddles.”
you decided to make ethan some breakfast in bed. the first time in a while he’s finally staying in late, you had to do something special for him. as you head into the kitchen, you thought about what to make him. maybe some egg, pancakes, and bacon? you decided on that.
you start heating up the oven, then start working on the pancake batter. you randomly just thought about how ethan had been all week. he comes home with a new bruise or mark almost every day. you really wanted him to take a break from everything, and stay in with you.
as you’re almost done cooking his breakfast, you hear soft snoring coming from the room. you softly laugh to yourself as you listen to him sleeping.
“as long as he gets rest.” you thought to yourself.
you’re finishing up fixing his plate adding syrup on the pancakes. you slowly walk with the plate to the bedroom, careful not to drop it.
“surprise.” you said as you slowly open the door.
ethan mumbled as he woke back up, looking at you and then the food.
“baby, you didn’t have to do that for me.” he smiled.
“lies, of course i had to. we finally get to spend some time together, it’s the least i could do my love.”
you sit the plate down next to the bed on the nightstand.
“would you like a glass of orange juice or something?” you asked him, as you watched him sit up.
“no babe, you did enough.” he pulled you down slightly by your shirt on top of him. he tackled you in a hug, surrounding you with kisses.
“oh my god, stop.” you laughed at him.
“help me eat this.”
your laughter died down as you got up from his grip.
“okay baby.”
you guys stayed in the rest of the day, and enjoyed each other’s company.
a/n: i really hope you enjoyed this!! i suck with requests but i hope this is at least similar to what you wanted. <3
#slashers x reader#slashers x y/n#slashers#ethan landry#ethan landry x reader#ghostface x reader#slashers x you#fluff#im sorry if this is trash
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Mephistopheles my beloved
it's sad to say that there is little to none mephisto content and I've decided to change this, bc I mean... c'mon who doesn't want to bang Raphael's daddy just to rub it in the man's face?? So here's my interpretation with a lot of references and reading the wiki
#Mephistopheles#bg3#raphael bg3#raphael x tav#raphael x reader#bg3 fanart#bg3 Mephistopheles#mephistopheles x reader#baldur's gate 3#i tried#artists on tumblr#artwork#art#digital art#im sorry if this is trash
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im so fucking useless
#all I do is consume without contributing anything to society#i feel so guilty for eating breathing taking up space buying things producing trash wasting people's time and energy#literally my existence has no meaning#why am i alive#literally w.o.r.t.h.l.e.s.s.#tw depressive#tw depressing thoughts#tw depression#depressing shit#sorry for being depressing#im exhausted#i hate everything#i hate my self#more than anyone else#i dread having to exist#self h@te#i'm sad#mentally tired#vent#venting#personal
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I'm not sure if this has been asked before (sorry if it has) but who's your favorite animatronic?
Here’s a handful of my top faves! Monty is probably my absolute favourite
Foxy I was obsessed with when I was younger, Ballora I always found to be very creepy/pos, and Helpy is my best friend
#ask reply#I tried to add only one animatronic per game here#but Ennard and Trash n the gang would be up here too#I’m an old fan of fnaf and yet the silly gator just beat everyone else#im sorry hes so cool#this doesn’t even like scratch the surface of ALL my faves#there’s just too many to love fr#idk if these are wild picks but I hope yall see my vision BAHA
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I have always wanted to believe in ignorance over malice, but in the 2024 us elections...
I think it's both.
and I'm not sure if I can see Trump supporters as human beings anymore.
#us politics#us elections#donald trump#they are the enemy#im sorry#theyve snapped whats left of my patience and compassion#you want to rot in your white trash trailers where your kids can barely eat and read bc u believed a senile racists lies to stay out of jail#then do it#im done#hes never helped you nor has any politician youve ever voted for#but if thats all youre smart enough for#if thats the best your mind can do#then maybe you deserve it#but i am sorry to the non americans out there#you do not deserve this#and i am so sorry
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that fucking flower i hate
#writing chara is hard and im probably not great at it#im also still never sure of if i should draw flowey crying#im not sure if he expresses that way#anyway whatever#also if it wasnt clear the first one is a joke#if i want i will draw flowey replacing all that trash back down on the floor to cancel it out#anyway#thinking about flowey DOES fuck me up still#you accidentally kill yourself and take your best friend in the world with you#and its your fault. you disobeyed their judgement. it would have been so easy#but you aren't allowed to just die about it#instead your forced to live out the rest of your infinite life in the form of the thing they loved most#every day a reminder of what you did#anyway sorry#dami's art#undertale#utdr#undertale fanart#flowey#flowey the flower#chara dreemurr#chara undertale#asriel#asriel dreemurr
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reader and joost being on a picnic just eating fruit, fluff and reader being a master of making flowers crowns? :))
LOW NOISE
pairing . Joost Klein x gn!reader
content . reader can be seen as male or female aswell, just fluff and short
summary . reader and joost decide to go on a picnic before he leaves to canada.
word count 329 words, 1,8k characters
author's note . THIS IS A QUICK ONE WHILE IM WORKING ON OTHER STUFFF
Underneath the shade of a sprawling oak tree, Joost Klein and you sat on a cozy blanket, surrounded by the vibrant sky of a summer afternoon. A basket carrying fruit inside, the scent of ripe strawberries and juicy watermelon wafting through the air.
The two decided that it would be great to have a picnic date. Mainly because Joost was traveling to Canada and today was the last day before he had to go.
Joost grinned as he reached for a slice of mango, his laughter mingling with the gentle rustle of leaves in the distance. You nimbled on some fresh sour grapes from the little vine, popping them into their mouth with a satisfied hum.
"This is perfect," Joost remarked, taking in the serene. "I'm glad we decided to have a picnic today." You nodded, a soft smile gracing their lips as they reached for a peach. "Me too. It's nice to just relax and enjoy the moment."
As he savored the sweetness of the fruit, your gaze drifted to a patch of wildflowers nearby. With a playful twinkle in your eyes, you reached for a few blossomed flowers, carefully weaving them together into a delicate crown. You did this by making a vertical hole in the long stem, proceeding to stick in another flower inside said hole.
"Check this out," they said, placing the flower crown atop Joost's head with grace.Joost chuckled, adjusting the crown, "Am I a king now?"
You laughed, their eyes amurged with amusement. "Of course, your majesty.” You playfully bow, which was quite awkward to do since you were sitting down.
Together, they shared a moment of lighthearted laugh, the afternoon sun casting a golden glow over their picnic beneath the oak tree. “I'll miss you. You've been so busy lately,” You stop your sentence, “But I'm so, so proud of you.” You placed your hand on his cheek, wiping your thumb left and right. Joost stares at your eyes,
“I love you.”
QUICKLY WROTE THIS SORRY FIR NOT UPLOADING, i am working on let me think, all i have to say is that i am separating part 2 into 2 parts !!
#joost klein#joost klein fanfic#joost klein fanfiction#joost klein fluff#joost klein x reader#joost klein x you#joost x reader#joost klein x fem reader#joost klein x male reader#joost klein x gn reader#im sorry if it's trash
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Alberu: can you do a march in February? For the moral of the kingdom
Cale, zoning out: ???
Alberu, used to it: Can. February. March.?
Cale, without hesitation: no, but April May.
*Alberu, thinking about the pros and cons of throwing his brother through the window*
#the joke is so bad#Can February March? No#but April May#i can't believe i did this#im sorry#cale henituse#cale Henituse makes dad jokes#alberu is so done#alberu crossman#tcf#lcf#trash of the count's family#lout of the count’s family
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Listen. Listen I KNOW that in "The Drakes Spoiled Brat"/trash Tim au, Jason has basically the same build as normal BUT my mind tells me no
He's smaller, he didn't die, so he changes in looks also has longer hair for some reason idk
He's like 20 or early 20's and he looks like that instead of 30 year old man who's seen the horrors
In my mind
#trash tim au#Drakes spoiled brat#tim drake#the drakes spoiled brat#the drakes spoiled brat (im sorry dad)#idk how to tag this#batfamily#batfam#tim drake fic#batfam fic
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scottie loves watching endless soap operas and getting absolutely overwhelmed by them and later has trouble sleeping at night cus hes kicking his feet thinking about his favourite ships
#scottie#art#comic#furry art#my art#oc#my oc#the plot of the tv show is based of an actual polish trash tv episode i watched with my grandma one day#i was like lmao srlsy#scottie gets emotionally destroyed once again im so sorry
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Ethan Landry x Shy F reader
warnings: mentions of reader getting killed at end
a/n: i tried my best to make this a “shy” reader. i’m terribly sorry if this is not the best.
requested by: @smoothestkoala
it was 1:00pm and you were getting ready to go and visit ethan at his place for the first time.
you guys starting ‘talking’ after you met him at sara’s place a month ago. you were hella nervous since this was your first time ever going to any guys place.
you did have a little crush on him. but you didn’t plan on telling him anytime soon for your own sake.
you headed to your car to head over to ethan and chads place.
gosh your nerves were bad. you didn’t understand why your body acted this way, especially around boys. but now was not the time to complain. hopefully you don’t embarrass yourself in front of him or anyone else today.
you then knock on the door. you waited for about 10 seconds until you heard someone on the other side. “hello? it’s y/n.” you felt a little embarrassed for waiting outside the door, but didn’t wanna think to far into it.
a few seconds later ethan opens the door.
“hey y/n. sorry it took so long i was in the middle of something.” you smiled at him. “no worries it’s okay.” he the opens the door fully to let you in.
“you can come and sit anywhere. make yourself comfortable.” he states to you, trying his best to not be awkward.
you slowly walk over to his couch and have a seat. you then take your phone and sit it next to you on the couch. “so ethan, how have you been?” you ask him, hoping the awkwardness would end.
“i’ve been doing pretty good i guess. how have you been? you go anywhere lately?” he looked at you with curiosity, waiting for a response.
you softly chuckled. “i don’t really go anywhere much. but i’ve been pretty good.” you smiled. “that’s great. would you like some water, pop, or something?”
“yeah i could use some water.” you thought his gesture to give you water was very sweet of him. you watched him get up and disappear behind the corner.
you were strolling on your phone when you saw ethan head back in with two bottles of water. “here you go.” he hands you one, then sits next to you again. “thank you.”
“would you like to watch something on tv? we have netflix.” you looked at him. “yeah sure.”
you ended up staying at ethan’s till around 6 and headed home. you thought he was sweet and kind, and wanted to go back to his place again in the future. your crush on him started to get worse and worse over time as you guys started talking.
*time skip some weeks*
overtime, you stared opening up more to ethan, telling him about you and your past and what you wanted to do in your future. he always listened to everything you told him, giving you hugs and words of comfort.
you eventually started heading over to his place every weekend, sometimes spending the night if he asked.
it was now around 9, and you were saying your goodbyes to ethan, getting ready to head home.
“i’ll text you later.” ethan told you.
“okay. thanks for letting me come over again. i really appreciate it.”
“you’re welcome beautiful.” you felt your face heat up, and your stomach turn at his kind words. before you walked out, ethan walked up to and gave you a quick hug and a kiss on the cheek. you had the ugliest grin on your face as you walked to your car. maybe you’ll confess your feelings sooner than you thought.
*ethan’s pov*
after y/n left i went and sat back down on the couch. i took a long deep breath, and sighed. since the first time i saw her, i knew i would have a hard time. she’s a beautiful women. full of love and happiness, and i have to take it all away.
i feel my stomach turn in disgust thinking of the fact that this was all a set up. apart of our plan. she has no idea. no clue. that her days are coming to an end.
i can’t do it, i won’t do it. she’s the first girl i felt that actually likes and cares for me. i have to tell my dad i can’t do it. i can’t take my loves life.
@smoothestkoala i’m so so sorry is this is not what you wanted. i’m trying to get better, and thank you for requesting!! ❣️❣️
#slashers x reader#slashers#slashers x y/n#ethan landry#ghostface x reader#ethan landry x reader#ghostface#im sorry if this is trash
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Mephisto wip
Gods this was hard to do man...I have so many ideas with this stupid dilf but actually doing it is the insane part and my writing is actual garbo...anywhoooo mephisto fuckers unite
#artists on tumblr#artwork#art#digital art#im sorry if this is trash#bg3 fanart#raphael bg3#bg3#baldur's gate 3#mephistopheles x reader#mephisto pheles#mephistopheles bg3
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sorry I'm thinking about minecraft
#Ive always been minecraft/hermitcraft trash but man have they got my heart down on lock rn#desert duo#scarian#Sorry Im bad at drawing clothes#and my human style is extremely inconsistent sorry :(#I like the idea that grian's wings get smaller with each hardcore death but they will surely sprout again#trafficblr#goodtimeswithscar#grian#tubby art
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hppapy sunmday everyone 👍
i spent a day on magma again...
#anyways so i made a rlly croncher chronchy brush in magma and yeah#sorry for drawing more hsr men#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr sunday#hsr aventurine#hsr dr ratio#i will only tag the single names sry#ratiorine#<- to me. cat dads. to me.#yall why does aventurine have three trash cakes. whats up w that..#my art#magma#i need to play through the new quest help help help im like scared and sad and excited
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Hello! If you would like a little more context about what happened: yes, a bunch of people completely and I think willfully misconstrued what Kala said and started spreading a lot of disinformation. Kala was warning about the embargo for the huge press preview event held in San Francisco being up on the 19th and people started saying that "playtesters" were going to start posting untagged spoilers because they were mad on power or something. It became so absurd that somewhere down the grapevine some were even convinced that "playtesters" were given the whole game and that they were going to spoil it which is not true and not how review codes work in the first place. I don't even think that those people were aware of the press event, they just decided to believe what they wanted about the spoiler warning and run with it for a whole day. The personal attacks started almost immediately. No matter that Kala has been saying that she was going to tag spoilers for months, that many members of the community council repeatedly stated that they are still under NDA for what they saw during development or that content creators being invited to press events and previews is normal. Also, there were hundreds of attendees, standard press included. They got to play for around 6 hours and they have been given guidelines about what they're allowed to talk about, as it always happens. That's industry standard. All of that was public information way before Kala's tweet was posted (I was already aware of the details because a couple of Italian creators I follow posted about it before and after the event) so there's really no excuse for their behavior.
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age drama#heads up if you're one of the people who were a part of dogpiling her i think you're annoying and really weird and i'd like you to fuck off#was silly to hope the DA crowd had chilled tf out in the last ten years... to be fair most of the really annoying folks did move to twitter#or i blocked/was blocked by the ones who stayed...#kala if you read this im sorry queen what happed to you is fucked...tumblr would be kinder to you#or at least it would be easier to throw out the trash
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@intotheelliwoods here's your snacks as promised
#rottmnt#2al fanart#Was THIS CLOSE 🤏 to trashing this one too I nearly forgot this is my FUN blog#love talking about change and how its so scary and exciting at the same time#im sorry i can't be normal about the peepaw verse#making this a regular tag now#ell come get your juice#EDIT:IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME I MESSED UP IMAGE LAYOUT
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