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thealtofvalleyxdoodles · 3 months ago
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"Tell her her dress is pretty."
You were just an average babysitter. Nothing too grand-sure you loved kids, sure the parents paid nicely-but fucking hell, Joe Graves.
And Sarah-the cutest little thing ever! She's so sweet, little chatter box, sure, but it's cute, you think, hearing her rant about how cool her daddy is, and how he's got some of the coolest friends. When this happened, you just sat there, letting her talk-but one day, it happened in your front yard. So you played with her and her dolls-kinda. She forgot they were there and started waving her armsand hands around as she told a story that Joe told her, one about where had to swim in a big river. "Really, Sarah? Did you daddy say all of that?" "Yeah huh! Yea huh! He's so cool!" Sarah said, jumping up and down on her feet now. You giggled before saying, "Careful hunny. Dont wantcha falling now do we?" And Sarah shook her head. "Nuh uh. That would hurt...hey-Miss Y/n? Why don't you have a husband?"
you ch0oked on your spit. "Uhm-where'd you learn that word hunny?" "Daddy! He was talking his friends about you-" "And I told you not to eavesdrop anymore, Sarah." the gruff voice made the both of you jump. "Joe! Hi! Goodness, I didn't see you!" "I walked," he said simply. "I don't live far anyway. Besides, it's good for my health." You nodded your head, "True." Joe smiled at you, and you smiled back. Sarah huffed before saying, "Daddy! I was talking to Miss Y/n! And you said it's rude to inter-inner...I don't know!" Sarah pouted, crossing her arms over her chest in that cute little way only toddlers could. You laughed and said, "Sarah, calm down sweetie. I'm listening."
But Joe quirked a brow up. "You've never pouted like that before..." he grumbled to himself, watching Sarah go on her little taggant to you. He listening somewhat, but then looked at his wrist watch, "Sarah, sweetie. It's almost time for mom to pick you up." And Sarah pouted-again. "I don't wanna go to mom's! I wanna stay with Miss Y/n!" "Sarah...I'm being called in-you have to go to Lena's." "I'm not going!" Joe sighed and picked up his daughter. She started to fake cry. "Sarah! Enough! What the hell is wrong with you today?"
He felt bad for saying that to her, he knew it was probably a side affect of aging, but jeez...this was bad. You got up off the little picnic blanket and said, "I'm not going to tell you how to parent, Mister Graves...I'm just going to say, maybe it's because she sees how stressed and annoyed Lena makes you-maybe she's reluctant to go with her mother because of this." Huh. Good point-Sarah's was always a Daddy's girl. "Yeah-Yeah maybe..." but his daughter was (trying to and failing) glaring at him. "Sarah. Sweetie. We'll have a talk at home, okay?" Jeez-he already had to pull out the dad talk? ...Maybe Lena was right-Maybe he spent too much time at work and not enough at home.
"Say bye to Miss L/n." "Bye, Miss Y/n..." Sarah said sadly, waving to you even more so. You jutted your lower lip out before saying, "Well-here's the bag of toys she brought, Joe. Have a nice day!" Joe nodded and he took the bag, "Yeah-you too..."
but as he walked away, "Tell her her dress is pretty, Sarah," Joe said, smiling, "YOUR DRESS IT PRETTY MISS Y/NNNN!!!"
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volivolition · 2 months ago
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part of that "raising a kid au" i was working on, this is almost definitely not how skill checks work and i don't even know if i'll include this, but for now i think it's. so funny kjkgj
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conanssummerchild · 4 months ago
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writing more rick and morty fanfic abt rick wanting to off himself, also Summer's here !! :D
tw discussions of suicide and suicidal thoughts and such
Morty fidgeted with his hands where he was leaned against Rick's work bench, but Rick paid him no mind, all his intense focus on whatever invention he was currently tweaking.
It had been nearly three months already since Rick had finally found and killed Rick Prime, and Morty had started to breathe a little easier. For the first few weeks after the event his worry for Rick had been so great that it felt like a huge weight was crushing his lungs, not letting him relax for even a second, but Rick seemed to be doing a little better now. His drinking was back down to normal levels for him—it still wasnt healthy, but when had rick ever cared about his own health? He started joining the family for meals again, and actually ate. Mostly.
But there was still moments when Morty would catch him zoning out, with an expression of such pure sadness that it was a little terrifying.
Morty worried so much, it was exhausting. Sometimes he wished he could be more like Rick, letting loose, going with the flow, but then again, things didn't seem to be going too great for him either.
"H-hey–" Morty tried, but his voice came out too squeaky so he cleared his throat. "Hey, Rick?"
"Mhm." Rick mumbled, only half paying attention and Morty frowned.
"Rick." He repeated more firmly, shoving his shoulder lightly to get his attention. "I w-wanna talk about something."
Rick pulled his goggles off harshly, turning to face Morty with a scowl. "Morty I'm in the– in the middle of something. C-can't this wait until after I get the battery on this stupid thing to work?"
Morty pouted. "It's important."
Rick gave a long suffering sigh, rubbing his hand over his eyes. "For fucks sake, Morty. You– you always wanna talk when I'm doing important science shit. What do you want?" He tossed his googles down onto the work bench, not bothering to look where they landed and reached inside his labcoat, grabbing his flask and taking a swig of a foul-smelling, likely alien liquor that Morty could smell even from where he stood on the other end of the work bench. He wrinkled his nose but continued.
"I-I-I've been real worried about you, Rick–"
"Oh, god." Rick interrupted with a large, rather dramatic groan. "Can I just kill myself in advance, or– or is attendance to this talk mandatory?" He rolled his eyes, taking another slightly larger sip from his flask.
Morty startled a little. "Rick! don't– don't say that." He said. His voice trembled a little, the resolve he'd been trying to build up crumbling.
Rick looked like he had another sarcastic comeback ready to go, but paused at Morty's watery eyes, his unibrow rising up into his hairline in surprise.
"Woah, woah, Morty, I was just– just kidding. I was just joking." His tone softened a little, clearly trying to be comforting but missing the mark, his discomfort palpable.
And Morty couldn't help it, he burst into tears.
"Shit, uh, don't cry, Morty. I, uh, it's okay... dawg."
Morty would've laughed a little at Rick's emotional constipation if it didn't feel like there wasn't any air getting into his lungs.
"Please don't kill yourself." was all he could get out between sobs. "P-please, grandpa Rick. I don't want you to die."
"I'm not killing m-my-myself." Rick cringed at the stutter. God, he was really out of his depth. He gulped down the rest of the contents of his flask like it was water and he had just spent all day in the boiling sun.
What was he suposed to do? What were his options right now? Call for Beth? No, not with Morty's cries for Rick not to kill himself, she would freak, and Jerry was useless, so he was left with only one option.
"Summer!"
He shook his hands out anxiously, trying to shake the stress out of them.
Summer pushed open the door. "What?" She drawled, and then caught a glimpse of Morty's sobbing form. "Oh, shit, what happened?"
"I don't know." Rick was practically vibrating with nervous energy, trying to keep his hands tightly at his sides now that Summer was watching. "I-I-I-I don't know w-w-what to do."
"Jeez, grandpa, breathe. Since when do you care about Morty being upset?"
Rick shrugged, fuck she was right, this wasn't how he acted normally, he needed to calm down, why was he so frazzled? A little voice in his head reminded him that he knew exactly why. He ignored it.
"Fuck you! Just– Just help me, Summer!"
"Calm down." She said, and then turned to Morty, who was crying quieter now, hands covering his face. "Morty, what's wrong?"
Rick held his breath.
"S-S-Summer..." Morty hiccuped.
"Yeah I'm here."
"I think grandpa Rick wants to kill himself."
Summer's eyebrows raised a little and her eyes widened, she tried to school her expression back into something neutral but she had clearly not been expecting that answer.
"I don't!" Rick immediately cut in but Morty began to cry harder again at that.
Summer shot him a look and Rick winced, retreating into a corner of the garage. He reached for a bright green bottle labled 'Water' in a different language. He'd gotten it from a small humid planet in the Ribble-Bob system, where what they considered water had a higher alcohol content than anything he could get his hands on on earth, and to Rick's delight, it was a hell of a lot cheaper. He had a stash of Ribble-Bobbian alcohol too, but it was so strong that it could knock out humans with even the highest tolerance with only a few shots. So he kept that for special occasions.
He watched silently as Summer calmed Morty down, throughts racing and neon green bottle emptying. It was pretty clear that Morty was very upset, even Rick in all his emotional ineptitude could see that, but he was struggling to descifer Summer's feelings. She seemed... annoyed at him? No, not quite. Rick frowned. The buzz that he'd began to feel wasn't helping any, he shook his head frustratedly. She was tense for sure, the whole room was thick with tension though.
Eventually Morty's quiet sobs stopped altogether and he wiped his eyes, quick to fix them on Rick as soon as tears weren't blurring his vison anymore.
Rick shifted awkwardly from his position on the floor, laying his legs flat in front of him in lieu of folded to his chest and slowly waving at Morty without making eye contact, unsure of what the fuck else to do.
"Can w-we backtrack a little?" Morty said sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck.
Rick nodded, unusually quiet. His words felt stuck in his throat and he couldn't get them out.
Morty sighed a little, accepting he wasn't going to get anything out of Rick right now, and going on with what he had wanted to say. "Okay. I've been worried about you because w-when Evil Morty came here, when you had already left to get, um, that guy."
"Prime." Rick croaked, voice forced.
"Right, Prime. A-A-After you left to fight Rick Prime, Evil Morty asked me what I thought was gonna happen if you actually killed him, and he kind of suggested that you might... kill yourself."
"Evil Morty's full of shit." Rick rasped. "He doesn't even know me, we've met like w-what, three times?"
"I'm not done! Let me finish." Morty pouted. "Him saying that worried me be-because it made me think about all your reckless behaviour and how little you seem to care about your own life sometimes, you know."
Rick scoffed but Summer raised an eyebrow at him, so he just scowled and looked back down at his feet, letting Morty continue.
"I-I guess I'd never considered it before, I mean not seriously. Sure, I... wondered sometimes, b-but when Evil Morty said it like that, well, the more I thought about it the less... unrealistic it seemed, and you've just seemed so empty these past months, i was re-really worried." Morty's voice broke a little, but he pushed on. "Also he's seen your downloaded brain, so, y-y'know he would know, right? He wouldn't just be saying it for no reason."
"He was saying it to-to-to psych you out, Morty!" Rick stammered, gesturing wildly. "And it's working! Look how psyched out you are, M-Morty! This is what he wanted!"
"Why would Evil Morty want this?"
"Uh, because he's evil, Morty. Duh-doy."
"Okay!" Summer interrupted loudly. "This isn't getting anywhere."
"It would get somewhere if Morty would just-"
"Grandpa Rick! Stop. Can you both just listen to me? Or I'm putting you in a cage again until you actually prove you're not a danger to yourself."
Rick crossed his arms, glaring at her, but she glared right back, unwavering.
"Fuck, whatever." He grumbled, slumping back against the wall.
"Good." Summer said, turning serious again. "Now, how can you reassure Morty that you aren't going to hurt yourself?"
"He should just take my word for it!"
"You lie to me all the time!" Morty exclaimed.
"He has a point." Summer cut in again. "Why should he trust you? Especially if you're planning on killing yourself."
"Im not killing myself!"
"I don't believe you." Morty said, sounding miserable and hurt. Rick's shoulders slumped. He didn't have a good response to that.
The silence streched on uncomfortably, the atmosphere tense and serious. This was a real issue, which Morty knew Rick didn't like to deal with. His style was more like shoving his serious problems under the metaphorical carpet until he couldn't walk on it without feeling sharp pain wherever he stepped, until no one could walk on it at all.
"Well I don't believe you either." Summer said quietly. But I do have one idea." She pointed to her left and Rick and Morty's eyes followed her gaze to the lie detector Rick had stolen on his and Morty's adventure to Venzenulon-10.
Morty shuddered remembering it, he'd nearly fallen into lava that day and Rick had barely flinched. Would Rick even be doing this for him? He couldn't imagine him crying for Morty the way Morty had been crying for him just a few minutes ago.
"I'm not– A polygraph, Summer? Seriously? That's dumb, I'm not doing that shit, this isn't fucking Community."
"What? What the fuck is that?" Summer frowned.
"Community? What– you've never watched Community? Fuck, we-we've gotta watch it. Not Earth's one though, Glorbion-56C's version is way gayer, we gotta watch that one."
"Okay, sure, whatever. But first we have to finish this." Summer put her hands on her hips, not willing to budge.
"I agree with Summer." Morty pitched in, more meek, but still firm.
"Fine, fuck, whatever. You know polygraph tests are dumb, right? They might w-work on simple minded neurotypicals like Jerry, but I'm the fucking smartest man in the–"
"Grandpa, sit the fuck down."
Rick scowled, but sat down in the chair Summer pointed at, not without an eye roll. He knew that there was no stalling his way out of this one, Summer and Morty were both stubborn and he could see the poorly-concealed anxiety in their faces and demeanour, he knew they weren't going to let this go. He just hoped he really was smart enough to outsmart the lie detector.
"Okay, bring it on." He sighed, feigning boredom and disinterest.
Summer stumbled a little bringing the polygraph over to Rick's work bench, the machinery was heavier than it looked. The Venzenulons had a lot of really advanced technology but the planet Rick had gotten this specific machine on used bismuth in a lot of creations, making then heavier than they should be, but it was worth it, really, Venzenulon-10's technology and craftsmanship was miles ahead of Venzenulon-4's, or god forbid Venzenulon-22's. Rick almost chuckled to himself just thinking about it.
Summer finally set the polygraph machine down on the work bench with a thump and a groan from her and Rick let her fasten the little black strip aroud his finger.
"Take your labcoat off." Summer murmured absentmindedly, fiddling around with the slightly tangled wires.
"My labcoat stays on."
Summer gave him a look.
"Jeez, Rick, just take it off." Morty whined.
"No, fuck both of you. I-I-I'm already doing your dumb ass test and my labcoat being on literally has no effect on that stupid thing working, so both of you can lick my balls." He fumed.
"Jesus, grandpa. Cranky much?" Summer said sassily, putting a hand on her hip. "You can keep your dumb labcoat you're so in love with then."
She slid the cuff up Rick's arm, fastening it around his bicep.
"That's where it goes, right?" She asked. "How do i make the screen turn on?"
"Theres a-a switch on the back." Morty told her. "Just press that and it should work."
Summer felt along the back of the large screen before pressing down on the switch, making it light up with three wiggly graph-like things.
"Uhhh, grandpa how the hell do I read these?" Summer frowned.
"Don't– don't worry. This is like a lie detector for dummies, if you know how to read the lines, great, but it also just displays whether the answer is true or a lie when a question is asked. Ask me something you know the answer to."
"Uh, are your... eyes brown?"
"Yes."
The word "TRUE" flashed across the screen in bold green.
"Oh, tight, okay. We can get started, then. Morty, you ask whatever questions you have, I'll man the machine."
"Okay." Morty said, nerves making his voice wobbly. Rick took a deep breath.
"Do you want to kill yourself?" Morty asked and the garage went completely silent for a moment, air feeling so thick you could choke on it.
"No." Rick answered evenly.
Summer swallowed. "He's– he's telling the truth." She said shakily.
Morty breathed a sigh of relief. "Jeez, well that's– Phew, that's good. That's a relief."
Another beat passed and then Morty spoke again. "Have you ever wanted to kill yourself?"
"No."
"That's a lie."
Rick glared at Summer but she just shrugged, face unreadable to him.
"Aw jeez..."
"Oh come on, my-my whole family died right in front of my eyes, I've been tortured by- by countless aliens, been held prisoner, a guy can't even wonder?"
"Well, I mean, that is, that's– that's a good point you make there, Rick. But- but you wouldn't...? You've never actually tried to, like, actually kill yourself, right, Rick?"
"Obviously not. If– if I wanted to kill myself I would've, and I wouldn't fail, I'm a genius."
"R-right. So you haven't tried to kill yourself?"
"No, Morty."
Summer stared down at the monitor, lips pressed together in a tight line. "That's the truth." She said. her voice sounded a little weird but Morty was too relieved to really think about it.
"Thank god, Rick, wow. That's a really big relief to me, you know. Sorry I-I didn't believe you before, I was real just worried."
"Hey, it's all good, dawg. Don't even- don't even trip about it. You wanna go watch some Ball Fondlers, buddy?"
"Yeah!" Morty grinned, demeanor a lot more relaxed than it had been before. "Yeah, let's watch Ball Fondlers."
"What do ya say, Sum-Sum? Ball Fondlers?"
Summer flipped the switch on the machine, powering it back down. "I'm busy." She said, whipping out her phone "Have fun though."
Rick shrugged, detatching himself from the polygraph and tossing the cuff and finger strip onto the table. "Okay. Well I'm getting me some Nuptian weed, babyyy!"
"Aw jeez, Rick. You're getting high?"
"It's– it's better that way, Morty, trust me. Nuptian weed lets you see in 4D. In 4D, Morty! Really enhances the experience. Plus don't– don't you think I deserve to have a little buzz, it's been quite a day."
"I don't know, Rick. Didn't you drink like that whole bottle of liquor just now?" Morty asked, pointing to the discarded green bottle laying in the corner of the room.
"What? Morty, that's water, that's– it's practically water. It says water on the front of the bottle." Rick murmured, digging through one of his drawers before triumphantly pulling out a small transparent box filled with a bunch of purple-ish pink blunts and a lighter with a naked woman on it. "Ah, fuck yeah, Morty. I knew I still had some. Okay, come on, lets go."
Summer followed them out of the garage and then walked up the stairs, hearing their conversation get quieter as they got further away. She didn't let the first tear fall until she was in her room with the door shut.
"Shit." She breathed. "What the fuck."
She sat down with a small thud and hugged her knees to her chest.
She hoped the memory on the lie detector didn't back up, or that Morty didn't get curious and look through it one day, just to be sure.
Because if he did, he would just see the same word displayed four times in bold red.
"LIE"
the end hfjejsjw
this sucks arseee and its way too long and i dirnt really go over the second half but idc its 2am so sorry for any spelling errors and general shitty writing 😗 peace out, hope u enjoy
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dangaer · 20 days ago
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ships where muse a is outwardly insane and while muse b is much more calm than them, is equally or in their own way insane inside ( especially if its towards their dynamic with muse a. ) are truly beautiful though.
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uravityxo · 4 months ago
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hello friends,, i just coming here to say smth !! im feeling a bit anxious rn about everything and i wanted to say some stuff and then add some of it to my pinned post too :3,, putting this below cut as its a bit negative !! so warning for that <3
first thing ; i am autistic and have adhd,, i find social cues a bit confusing and sometimes i just miss them,, i can also misread things or interpret them the wrong way !! i am also a very enthusiatic rp partner <33 i like to talk lots and i message people i think are happy with me and dont mind my rambles !! however ,, if ive ever got the vibes wrong and my messages are TOO MUCH - please, please, please let me know,, i never want to bother anyone or anything !!! i am just a super happy gal who likes to yap yap yap away. if i ever say anything that upsets you or anything, let me know! its never my intention to hurt anyone, i can just be a bit silly sometimes,, !! sometimes i just need brutal (or maybe polite) honesty !!
second thing ; i am overwhelmed right now by what to do on this blog, i know i've made lots of posts and i know this is for fun ,, but theres so much in my drafts i am struggling to even write as i see the number in my drafts and shut down :(( i am trying though ( i really am!) !! today is izukus birthday so im going to focus on writing that stuff today,, but yea,, i am really struggling to deal with stuff </3 so im sorry i am posting one reply every few days,, i wish i could do more !! but yes,, anyways !!
third thing ; i can be a bit forgetful!! when it comes to blog rules, interactions and dnis and stuff,, so if i ever mess up a rule or get something wrong i apologise SO much !! i wanna get things right and i do check rules often for blogs to remind myself but i may slip up and that stresses me sometimes :((
fourth thing (sorta) ; please let me know when i fuck up!! im just a lil dude trying to get by in life,, i just like having friends and stuff but sometimes i do wrong !! and whilst it isnt intentional its still smth which is important to apologise about and talk it through !! if i ever do you wrong ,, just know your feelings are valid and its okay to be mad and get angry at me !! just let me know what i did so i can improve on things in the future <33 :3
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darabeatha · 10 months ago
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/I HATE f.airy t.ail
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dinsfire24 · 1 year ago
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Amanita hummed happily to themself, gathering flowers into their arms. Why were they gathering flowers? Well, they had to give them to someone. They couldn't remember who, so they figured they'd better just give some flowers to everyone they could find. And everybody liked flowers, right?
A pair of voices sliced through the air. Ah, there were their first targets! Listening carefully, they recognized the voices as Caity and... and...
They saw the red-and-black clown come around the corner. Right, Clown. They picked out a rose and a sunflower, then darted up to the pair. "Hey!"
Clown stopped, his shoulders hunching. "Oh... Hi, Amanita," he said flatly.
Caity, meanwhile, smiled at them. "Hey, Nita! Whatcha got there?"
"I was... I picked flowers." They held the sunflower out to Caity first.
She accepted it happily, tucking it into her hair and telling them, "It's so pretty! Thank you."
Clown tried to slip away, but they quickly handed him the rose. "Don't..." They paused. "For you too."
"Ah." He shoved it into his inventory. "I like black roses better."
Caity shot him a look. Maybe confused? Amanita was confused too, but they started to realize something as he walked away.
They turned to Caity, frowning. "Why does Clown- Why does he hate me? Did I do... or, well- forget something?"
She hesitated. "I don't know... I mean, I don't think he hates you. I dunno why he would. But I don't know him very well."
"Hmmm." Amanita looked down at the bouquet in their hands. "Okay. Bye."
Then they walked away, collecting flowers as they went and thinking of a plan.
Someone who knew Clown better. They tried to remember people they'd seen him with. They thought he didn't have many friends. Maddie? Was she his friend? Or was it Kab...?
Well, they could see Kab right now. She was in a house. Probably her house, actually. They looked down at their bundle of flowers. She liked blue, right? She was wearing blue. This blue bell-shaped flower would be good.
With flower in hand, focusing on the thing they had to ask Kab, they walked up to the door and knocked.
"Oh, shit- Be there in a second," Kab called, and Amanita heard the sounds of several things being knocked over. Or shoved into a chest. Or both. They covered their ears to dull the noise.
Once it had ended, Kab opened the door. "Oh, hi, lil' buddy!" She grinned. "You've got a flower for me?"
They nodded, tossing it to her. "It's- I'm trying to... Uh..." Oh, the one thing they had come to ask. "Shit."
Kab snickered. "Aren't you, like, ten? Oh, you probably learned that from me... Pyro's gonna be pissed."
Amanita tilted their head. "But... Not important," they decided abruptly. "I remember. Why does... Yeah, why does Clown hate me?"
She stiffened angrily. "How am I supposed to know? Probably 'cause he's a stupid asshole," she snapped. "Don't- Just don't worry about him, okay? His opinion doesn't matter."
"Oh." They drooped slightly. "But he keeps... avoiding me. You weren't the- I was wrong."
"What's that supposed to-" Kab stopped herself, taking a deep breath. Her voice was strained, but calmer when she asked, "Wrong about what, lil' buddy?"
"I wanted- I thought you were his friend," Amanita explained. "Well, it kind of... I mixed you up. With, uh, Maddie?"
"Ah." Her expression darkened. "Right. Maddie is his friend! Yes, right, of course she is," Kab spat.
...She was definitely angry at them. But they weren't sure why. "Do you... Kab, do you hate Clown?"
"I do. I really do. I hate his smug fuckin' face and his stupid words and the way he's taking away my-" Again, she stopped herself. This time, she didn't start talking again until she'd turned around and went back to what she was doing before Amanita had come over.
They were almost going to leave when she quietly said, "You should stay away from him, Amanita. Maybe it's better if he doesn't like you. I don't... I don't want to know what he could do to you."
Some strange feeling congealed in their gut. Were they angry, too? "I'm... sorry. For asking," they told her flatly.
Kab's head snapped towards them. "Lil' buddy, wait-"
They ignored her, shoving their way out the door and running into the field.
There were a couple of people nearby. Pyro and Rae. They didn't think they'd given them flowers yet. But suddenly, they didn't even want to give out flowers any more. They just wanted to go lay down for a while.
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paperhandsexe · 2 years ago
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if my meaty pizzahead post gets to 1k notes idk what i'll do
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madderot · 10 months ago
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nyway i cant wait for sm1 to find out hes got tibbies.
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lieblxng · 1 year ago
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bio: phae is full of themselves
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the phae i write: actually a sweetheart, hasn't boasted about itself once and will go on a several-hour lecture about how wonderful life is
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mirror-marx · 1 year ago
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((wow i coulda had a baby in the time i havent updated. sorry about that!! i’ve been around. i drew The Loser (beloved son boy) yesterday and will probably scribble him some more today so i’ll keep y’all posted!))
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bcdwclves · 2 years ago
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i don't go into the rwby tag bc im always in danger of seeing a jaune, our chad king gigasexhaver x every girl posts, and it drives me mad with rage and indolence.
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cwarscars · 2 years ago
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*paps his face*
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kill0mtr · 1 year ago
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makes your bsd ship into a chatfic
[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 8:37 - 7/04/2017 >
[RE]: hey hey!! nice to finally get a ping from you. you know i dont like waitin... >^<
[EP]: Ah, yes... Very sorry, RE. Just... a busy day, today. I'm getting ready for a duel.
[RE]: a DUEL? thought ya were a writer?? n detective or whatevers
[EP]: A duel of wits, my friend. I am going up against a self-proclaimed "great detective"... Though, I'm positive I will win.
[RE]: great detective?? bah!! i dont think they could even be nearly as great as ME!! im the worlds smartest detective, after all! >~>
[EP]: We've... discussed this, yes. You seem to be quite active in the detective world. Though... I'm a bit confused. Are you a detective, or... do you just like doing it?
[RE]: i am a detective!!
[RE]: the best ever!!
[RE]: have been since i was 14!!!
[EP]: 14?! That's... Hmm. Well, I can't stop something that's already happened.
[EP]: Ah, I must get going...
[RE]: whyyyyyy
[RE]: wait CRAP i gotta go too!! ughhh this case will be SO easy. idk why they even NEED me there. sigh. i guess theyre just too stupid for a simple easy case!!
[EP]: Well, now, RE, that's not very nice. Perhaps, they just need a second opinion.
[RE]: theres gonna be another guy there thats supposedly """better""" at it then them. the audacity of it all... im supposed to solve this case before him, which, SNORE, i could do that in my sleep!! >^>
[EP]: Well, I hope it goes well. We'll talk later. I bid thee adieu.
[RE]: byeeeeeeee ep!!!
[RE] has stopped chatting with [EP]. < 8:56 - 7/04/2017 >
[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 13:45 - 7/05/2017 >
[RE]: eeeeeeeep
[EP]: Yes?
[RE]: you said we would talk later yesterday but then that didnt happen!!!
[EP]: Ah, that... I... do not take loss well.
[RE]: oh. ohhh
[RE]: well, then i have good news!! i won yesterday with the detective case!!!
[EP]: ...Oh?
[RE]: yup!! i mean the guy like, fell to his knees. it was kinda pathetic
[RE]: n cute
[EP]: RE... What did this fellow look like?
[RE]: ep i thought we said we wouldn't spill too much!! but like. his hair kinda covered his face n he had this cute lil ponytail on the side that fell on his shoulder
[RE]: he was much taller than me n like. i could TELL he wasnt japanese, cuz like, the accent, n everythin
[EP]: I need to go.
[RE]: ep??? whats wrong?
[EP] stopped chatting with [RE]. < 14:23 - 7/05/2017 >
[RE]: the hell????
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[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 17:03 - 7/06/2017 >
[RE]: checking in. cuz you just dipped yesterday
[RE]: kinda a dick move but like. i need an explanation ep
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[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 12:29 - 7/09/2017 >
[RE]: helloooo. ep. im not mad i just want an explanation
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[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 3:01 - 10/21/2017 >
[RE]: i gave you some space, okay? and look, its my birthday. please come back
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[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 9:17 - 10/23/2017 >
[RE]: yknow what? im done. this sucks. screw you
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[EP] has begun chatting with [RE]. < 7:06 - 1/04/2018 >
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[EP]: I'm so sorry.
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[EP]: I miss you terribly.
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[EP]: And I hope you can forgive me, friend.
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[RE] has restored their account! < 18:30 - 1/12/2023 >
[RE] has begun chatting with [EP] < 18:34 - 1/12/2023 >
[RE]: HOLY SHIT
[RE]: it works. IT WORKS
[EP]: Of course it still works, Ranpo, it's not that old.
[RE]: reading over our last messages. that was sixish years ago... cant believe we were friends and then poof!! you straight up ghosted me!!
[EP]: Looking back, I wish I never did. I was a coward, dear, and I'm so sorry I almost ruined perfection.
[RE]: perfection?? pfft, dont be like that. im prettyyy sure in our first ever conversation i deduced you werent going anywhere. youre too into me to just disappear, even after a few years
[EP]: ...Into?! I... That's...
[RE]: im not that dumb, ed
[EP]: I... know that. Though, I feel as though we should chat offline, about that. So... that there's no running away.
[RE]: im still salty you just dipped on me. sigh... but im into you too so i cant really be mad
[EP]: Ranpo... Please. Let's talk offline.
[RE]: yeah yeah, im coming over. just know youre getting a bf for an early birthday present and perhaps more than a kiss if thats cool ;D
[EP]: RANPO!
[RE]: hehehehhe >:D
[RE] stopped chatting with [EP]. < 18:52 - 1/12/2023 >
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got baby barfed on for the first time in a long while, yay me 😭😭😭 it got in my bra i am slehslsjskdjs im so okay rn !!! gonna run home and take a showerrrrrr 😭😭😭 why both times this has happned to me in the ten years ive been doing this has it been in the same place?? like i couldnt get it on my leg or my back, no directly down my shirt akdhskdjsk its not even low cut!!!!!!
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