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[mutualcombat]

i am so fucking sick you guys

my throat feels like a dragon's asshole

[aita-blorbos]

Am... i the... jerk for killing people... or for making a show. a fake one

hi. im so happy i can talk to people with my computer like this. i didn't know i could do that but now I can. It took me some time to find this place though.

a while back I sort of... died. it's hard to remember. It was kinda a long time ago, maybe ten years I think. But then I got teleported to this place with a radio. i flipped through some channels and after some time it teleported me to this other world. I decided to stay there because I didn't wanna lose it. The world was pretty nice. It had pretty trees and even some houses and a fountain.

But I was sort of lonely. There was no one besides mee and. I didn't like that.

There was also this.. computer.. it was a weird computer and kinda hard to control at the time but I figured it out. This computer eventually let me make a world and let me teleport people to here! I wanted to see people. There was no one around the forest where I lived so I didn't see anyone alive or dead in a looong time. So I teleported them to my small little world. they were so small but I was giant. It was kinda weird but it was funn!! seeing people like me just there on my little planet right next to me, moving and being tiny. So I teleported some more people.

they got kind of anxious and scared for some reason. so I just told them it was a competition. I thought it would be fun.! there were gonna be eliminations and challenges! And whoever won all the challenges they would be the winner! and anyone who lost would be eliminated.

so we moved on.. one of them would be eliminated soon because he lost the challenge. so I wanted to make the second challenge. I would make challenges by putting stuff I found around my own home on this little world I could control. It was like a globe.

but I accidentally threw a rock on all of them and they all died. At the time I didn't know how to respawn contestants sooooooo. yeah

more time passed. I wanted to learn more about how to make the contest better. because the last contest didn't go very well.

so after some time I spawned in the new contestants. some of them were from my past world. some of them were even from different dimensions!! I thought I did a pretty good job making that competition. I even made clouddss

but the contestants didn't really like me. one of the contestants died but I event respawned them. so I don't get why they were so upset.

after some time I accidentally slipped and fell and I took a break and let all the contestants rest on that planet. They all wanted to go back to earth for some reason. but I didn't want them to go... and also why did they want to go? I thought I made the competition fun..

so after some time idk how long, I got back. and continued the show. none of them wanted to win any more for some reason?.

after some more time passed one of the eliminated contestants somehow got to my home. he was pretty angry at me for some reason. said how I ruined all their lives and how I like stabbing babies? I thought it would be a fun game

I went to a walk. he followed me

he ,ater found my cassette player I lost some time ago. I wanted it. Ack bc it was really good noise. but he said he would only give me the cassette player if I teleported all the remaining contestants back to earth. but I could do that because. I didn't want to. but I ditll wanted that cassette player

later I walked back to my house where the computer was. he followed me and he accidentally slipped on the way and fell by a waterfall. he cried also idk why I think because his paper notes all got wet? I don't get it

we later talked

later I was on my computer again. I was planning another season of my show. because I knew that soon the game would end and I would be alone again. I picked some people that knew the contestants from the recent game because I thought they were all pretty good players

but the one guy who had my cassette player saw my plans of another season by looking at my computer and got pretty angry at me. then he tried killing me with an axe then he accidentally hit a tree with an axe and then broke his leg. I carried him to one of the houses and got him a cast. I don't understand why did he try to hit me? Did he want me to die? I was just planning to make a fun game nothing else

Later I went by the same waterfall he fell by and then I fell. But he fell in the water. I fell on the ground. And then I died

so I got sent to a place.

It's confusing

I don't think I'm a jerk. I just made a fun game show for everyone!! I thought it would be fun. but he did look really angry for some reason?

I also still feel kinda bad for those people I killed. I didn't mean to it was an accident I'm sorryy

Anyway please talk to me! I want to talk to people!! I didn't know u could do that!!

[legobatjoker]

OKAYY its half past midngiht !! and im so tired sleepyyy aaugh so im going to go to bed now lol but before i do i do just really want to say that !! you really are just scu ha wonderful friend to me love like. you really are just so so very sweet and kind and caring and thoughtful and sweet and loving and good to me and you really do just make me feel so so loved and cared for and safe and warm with you my deasrest and just knowing you and having you in my life and getting to spent time with you and know you and share things with you brings so much joy and life and light and happines and warmth into my life and my world and i hope you know that im here for you no matter what and whenever you need me dearest and you really are just such a wonderful special part of my life and i really do just love you so so very much my dearest love !! :'> i hope ur days been good and tht ur doing okay and tht u have many sweet dreams, ilusmm gnight <3 💗💞🍊🍓🐞🦋💞🐈💗✨✨✨

yesh i rlly hope that u can get some vvv good rest tonight and !!! omg ur such a wonderful friend to meeeee tooooooo like u rlly are sooooooo kind and considerate and thoughtful and compassionate and knowing u and having u in my life is sooo amazing like for example vcing today was sooooososoo much funn !!! and yah u just mean sooo much to mee and are so important to me and are such an amazing perosn who i feel so very lucky to know and i just;;; i love you sooo muchhhhhhhhh toooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! gnightttt 🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕💕🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕💕💕💕🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕🫶🏻

[benjamihn]

“”⁇ø✘&♀

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[UNSENT] benji ➝ jade: any way i know you’re mad at me right now, and you have every right to be. really, you do. you can yell at me all you want for what i said, and i’ll take it because i’m sort of a bitch when it comes to you. but god, j. you’re so full of light, and you have so much ahead of you and i can’t even say i love you back?? it’s been what, years since you said it?? we both know i feel the same, but i’m a fucking coward and you deserve a little bit more than that. and i’m sorry about it. right now i want to be selfish and tell you to dump them because we both know it’s not going to be good for you. but i feel like i am? but i’m wrong, really? you were right last time we talked. i really do suck, huh.

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[10:31 PM] benji ➝ jade: sooooooo[10:32 PM] benji ➝ jade: i found someons'e vdkao[10:32 PM] benji ➝ jade: and honestely?? it tastes really fucking bad k[10:34 PM] benji ➝ jade: like im pnretty sure this is what the devil's piss would taste lwike[10:34 PM] benji ➝ jade: ebut there's still half a pbottle left uif you wanna come down [10:35 PM] benji ➝ jade: nad have some funn whit me ;;)

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[2:05 AM] benji ➝ jade: you’re probably passed out or whatever but i’d just like to let you know[2:06 AM] benji ➝ jade: one day i’m gonna steal your dog and take it to africa with me or something[2:08 AM] benji ➝ jade: :) good night, beautiful!

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[11:19 PM, 9/4/16] benji ➝ jade: jesus christ jade, you can’t just follow me all the time, alright?[11:19 PM, 9/4/16] benji ➝ jade: i know we haven’t been spending a ton of time together lately, but i’ve been studying and you know that[11:20 PM, 9/4/16] benji ➝ jade: go be clingy with jude or something for a while [11:21 PM, 9/4/16] benji ➝ jade: i’m putting my phone on silent

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[7:48 PM, 6/13/17] benji ➝ jade: hey so i know your birthday is coming up soon :)[7:48 PM, 6/13/17] benji ➝ jade: i haven’t forgotten, i know you’ve been worried about me doing that with all that’s going on[7:50 PM, 6/13/17] benji ➝ jade: you gotta make up your mind on what you want though, princess. because you know i’m really bad at picking out gifts, so whatever you want this year, you’ll get. okay? 

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[10:31 PM, date unknown] benji ➝ jade: you know i want to be there for you, but i can’t go if you’re going to be all over them. [10:31 PM, date unknown] benji ➝ jade: it’s what’s best for both of us.[10:31 PM, date unknown] benji ➝ jade: i’m sorry.