#rlyjade

[athcnvs]

☾✧.° HAPPY BIRTHDAY JADE AHN ! (07.22.94)

“ u kno that meme eabout crying in the cjlub?? it’s starting to gejt topo real dfor me yikes i mean i’m nodt in the ulcb ubt yeah ”

[kaiuhs-blog]

all of them :-)

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[9:38am] kaia ➝ jade: good choking 

[9:38am] kaia ➝ jade: shit mb i made a typo 

[9:39am] kaia ➝ jade: good choking. 😩

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[2:59am] kaia ➝ jade:  sometimes i rlly miss freshman year

[3:01am] kaia ➝ jade: why do we have to fucking fight all the time i’m tired of coming up with mean things to say

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[4:16pm] kaia ➝ jade: THISIS THE 58TH TIME GOUTO USIDE

[4:16pm] kaia ➝ jade: ANOTHER WWINDIBROKE THANKS TO U

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[3:48am] kaia ➝ jade: why heut fhck did u haveot be juds sisstir

[3:50am] kaia ➝ jade: whydsih yyou hvae to gio adn coem itno my lfie

[3:51am] kaia ➝ jade: i realyl wihs wea wrere sitill freinds

[3:52am] kaia ➝ jade: btu we’reont 

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[12:25am] kaia ➝ jade: U KNOW IF U GET SO FUCKING BUTTHURT

[12:26am] kaia ➝ jade: OVER EVERY JOKE I MAKE MAYBE U SHOULD JUST NOT??? ENGAGE IN A CONVO W ME??? LMAO

[12:26am] kaia ➝ jade: YET HERE U ARE KICKING ME OUT OF THE GC EVERYTIME UR WEAK ASS GETS OFFENDED OVER SOMETHING

[12:27am] kaia ➝ jade: GROW UP or at least learn to come up w a comeback if ur so fucking hurt lmao :)

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[4:29am] kaia ➝ jade: we’re not even in the same room but can u shut the FUCK up with ur breathing im trying to get some damn sleep

[4:31am] kaia ➝ jade: unlike u us humans have to rest up thanks

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[5:03pm] kaia ➝ jade: c

[5:03pm] kaia ➝ jade: h

[5:03pm] kaia ➝ jade: o

[5:03pm] kaia ➝ jade: k

[5:03pm] kaia ➝ jade: e

[5:03pm] kaia ➝ jade: .

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[3:49pm] kaia ➝ jade: hey this is ur daily reminder that i hate u w every fiber of ur being n i hope u have a bad day 

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[9:33pm] kaia ➝ jade: THERE’S AUF UCJING RAT OTUSOIDE

[9:34pm] kaia ➝ jade: BTICH GET UR ADSS OUT SIDE RHIGHT NOW OR I WILL DRAG U OUT MY UFKING SELF

[9:34pm] kaia ➝ jade: THIS IS SUR FAMILY ANYAYS I KWNO WE HATE AOCH OTHER AND ALL BUT ACAN U JSUT SET THAOT ASIDE

[9:35pm] kaia ➝ jade: AND FUCLJG TELL UR RELATIVES TO GETAWAY FROM EME

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[july 22, 2017]

[12:02am] kaia ➝ jade: h 

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[11:21pm] kaia ➝ jade: did u kno ur name and jude’s names are literally the same[11:22pm] kaia ➝ jade: except for one letter[11:22pm] kaia ➝ jade: like what’s up w that

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[12:05am] kaia ➝ jade: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![12:06pm] kaia ➝ jade: ITSN ATIONAL SNAKE DAY [11:22pm] kaia ➝ jade: HAPPY BIRTHDAY 

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[4:15am] kaia ➝ jade: “It was getting 10,000 views,” she recalls to Rolling Stone. As Harris matured, the subject of her rhymes moved decidedly away from the churches of her childhood. “As soon as I decided to do something [that wasn’t] being done at the moment and started writing sexual music, it just went viral.“That is how CupcakKe — her colorful, sex-positive and ultra-confident rap persona — was born. Now 20, she had her first hit with the 2015 song “Vagina,” an explicit, no-holds-barred single that showcases her lack of inhibitions and incredible skills.“One day, I was listening to ‘My Neck, My Back’ by Khia and just in the mood and horny,” she says of an early influence on her lyrical expressions of pleasure. “I was like ‘Oh yeah, I’m gonna write something that’s sexual to get it out.’"Since then, she has released two mixtapes and two studio albums, including this year’s pop-leaning, bubbly Queen Elizabitch. She set out on her first national tour this spring, The Marilyn Monhoe Tour, and has a guest appearance on “Lipgloss,” the final track on Charli XCX’s mixtape Number 1 Angel, released earlier this year.“I just found out I’m about to play Lollapalooza,” she marvels of her next major career milestone. “I get to play Lollapalooza with Charli. And then I’m putting out a lot more videos.”[4:15am] kaia ➝ jade: oops

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[2:42am] kaia ➝ jade: don’t you ever find it funny that we ended up this way? we can’t even walk into a damn room without wanting to claw each other’s eyes out or strangle each other. it’s even funnier because there was a time where we were actually friends. i actually used to look up to you and fucking trust you. back then, i would’ve literally done anything as long as you were by my side. “oh, i can trust jade! she’s literally so cool and outgoing, i’m so glad we met! she’ll never leave my side because she would never do that!” lmao, i was a dumbass and fucking played myself.

[2:55am] kaia ➝ jade: how was i so fucking naive and blind? in the end i got all the fucking blame. because little miss jade ahn can never do any wrong, right? she’s just an innocent face. they’re not wrong though! i was the one to blame, anyways. it’s my fault! it’s my fucking fault for ever even trusting you or to think that you could ever take responsibility for anything.

[benjamihn]

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[UNSENT] benji ➝ jade: any way i know you’re mad at me right now, and you have every right to be. really, you do. you can yell at me all you want for what i said, and i’ll take it because i’m sort of a bitch when it comes to you. but god, j. you’re so full of light, and you have so much ahead of you and i can’t even say i love you back?? it’s been what, years since you said it?? we both know i feel the same, but i’m a fucking coward and you deserve a little bit more than that. and i’m sorry about it. right now i want to be selfish and tell you to dump them because we both know it’s not going to be good for you. but i feel like i am? but i’m wrong, really? you were right last time we talked. i really do suck, huh.

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[10:31 PM] benji ➝ jade: sooooooo[10:32 PM] benji ➝ jade: i found someons'e vdkao[10:32 PM] benji ➝ jade: and honestely?? it tastes really fucking bad k[10:34 PM] benji ➝ jade: like im pnretty sure this is what the devil's piss would taste lwike[10:34 PM] benji ➝ jade: ebut there's still half a pbottle left uif you wanna come down [10:35 PM] benji ➝ jade: nad have some funn whit me ;;)

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[2:05 AM] benji ➝ jade: you’re probably passed out or whatever but i’d just like to let you know[2:06 AM] benji ➝ jade: one day i’m gonna steal your dog and take it to africa with me or something[2:08 AM] benji ➝ jade: :) good night, beautiful!

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[11:19 PM, 9/4/16] benji ➝ jade: jesus christ jade, you can’t just follow me all the time, alright?[11:19 PM, 9/4/16] benji ➝ jade: i know we haven’t been spending a ton of time together lately, but i’ve been studying and you know that[11:20 PM, 9/4/16] benji ➝ jade: go be clingy with jude or something for a while [11:21 PM, 9/4/16] benji ➝ jade: i’m putting my phone on silent

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[7:48 PM, 6/13/17] benji ➝ jade: hey so i know your birthday is coming up soon :)[7:48 PM, 6/13/17] benji ➝ jade: i haven’t forgotten, i know you’ve been worried about me doing that with all that’s going on[7:50 PM, 6/13/17] benji ➝ jade: you gotta make up your mind on what you want though, princess. because you know i’m really bad at picking out gifts, so whatever you want this year, you’ll get. okay? 

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[10:31 PM, date unknown] benji ➝ jade: you know i want to be there for you, but i can’t go if you’re going to be all over them. [10:31 PM, date unknown] benji ➝ jade: it’s what’s best for both of us.[10:31 PM, date unknown] benji ➝ jade: i’m sorry.

[teagcn]

1, 2, 20

2. Have you ever shown a bad side of yourself to someone you love?

since i was already driving myself to school during my junior and senior year, my parents made me take my brothers to school too because they didn’t like the bus and they thought it’d be better for them because presley kept coming home with weird sexual stories that people on the bus were telling him and diego wanting to punch presley for talking about the sexual stories really loudly when they got out. anyways, there school is about a 10 minute drive from my school and i was already running late and it was our last day in first period to prep during class and ask questions before our math final and i really needed to go and diego wanted to give his little girl friend her gift and balloons before classes started so he really wanted to go, too, but fuckin’ presley kept holding us up and making us wait because he said his hair wasn’t right and that he didn’t have his homework printed off and he needed a signature and all this other bullshit that he could’ve handled the night before. i kept trying to leave him, but my mom kept telling me to wait so both diego and i were furious because we had things to do and presley was taking his sweet ass time. we were waiting in the car and presley finally finished all his shit and came strolling out all casually like me and diegs weren’t already late and had places to be. we were ticked and i was angry and the minute he was about to open the door, i put the car in reverse and ran over his foot. he screamed, diego went all kim k on him, and i got in trouble because i ran over presley’s foot out of frustration and anger. that was a really bad side of me and i shouldn’t have purposely run over my 13 year old brother’s foot, but my taurus ass and diego’s virgo ass were too frustrated and angry with presley’s leo ass. 

[ofnina-blog1]

“” ⁇ ✘ ♀ KA-CHOW

i diDNT EVEN REBLOG THE MEME U PUNK but ily so im gna do it nyway 

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[ 1:02 AM ] nina ➝ jade: god i’ve been staring at my phone since it hit midnight because it’s your birthday now and yet i have no fucking clue what to say to you. a happy birthday just doesn’t seem like enough and i don’t think i even deserve to wish you a happy birthday after everything that i’ve done, but i’m just gonna’ regret it even more if i don’t say anything, so here we go. happy birthday, jade. i don’t know where you came from and how i was lucky enough to meet someone like you, but i did and i guess i’ll just have to thank the stars for that one later. you have done nothing but bring happiness and beauty and perspective to my life and i know i fucking ruined it all but i hope you know that you deserve nothing short of the universe and i’m sorry that i couldn’t be the one to give it to you. i hate that we can’t even talk to each other anymore and i hate that it’s my fault and i’ve managed to lose one of the only people i’ve ever genuinely cared about, but i guess there’s no use in dwelling on the past. i’m sorry. i’m so fucking sorry, jade. happy birthday, love. 

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[ 11:58 PM ] nina ➝ jade: lol hey sO i’ve been thinking and i think .it’s tme we finally talk abuot everythin g[ 11:58 PM ] nina ➝ jade: i never even got to apo lgoize? like what the fc k lmfao i rlly suck hu h [ 11:59 PM ] nina ➝ jade: pleasae dont iginore this  i dont wantn  u to hate me anymore p leas se

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[ 3:04 PM ] nina ➝ jade: don’t you think it’s time to get over it? like clearly we weren’t working and were never gonna’ work so why are you acting like i ruined something serious[ 3:04 PM ] nina ➝ jade: if i knew you were gonna’ be this sensitive then i never would’ve gotten involved with you in the first place lmfao like this is ridiculous [ 3:05 PM ] nina ➝ jade: how hard is it to move on and just let it go? but go off i guess, if you wanna hate me then be my guest 

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[ 12:37 AM ] nina ➝ jade: i really fucked up didn’t i [ 12:38 AM ] nina ➝ jade: i don’t know why i’m doing this to myself and i don’t know why i’m telling you about it, but i was just reading our old texts and looking at some pictures and i can’t believe i ruined the one good thing i’ve ever had? i don’t know what you ever saw in me and i’m sure as hell that i never deserved your attention in the first place and i know we aren’t on good terms right now, but i might’ve had a little to drink and i can’t believe i let all of this go. you deserve so, so much better that what i gave you and i think i’m honestly relieved that you hate me. i don’t deserve to be in your life, but i hope you know i’m eternally grateful that you graced mine, even if it was only briefly. i’ve never been so close to loving someone and it’s the scariest thing in the fucking world and i’m sorry i didn’t know how to handle it and i’m sorry i pushed you away in the worst way possible. i promise i didn’t mean any of it, i just needed to make you leave and it worked, so i guess i have no right to be saying any of this. i don’t know if we’ll ever be okay again, but i hope you know how much you mean to me, both then and now. please don’t forget that. please don’t let my last words to you overshadow all of our good times. 

[grahamfr]

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[ 2:59am ] graham: sometimes you’re really cute when you’re dancing around and it’s just us doing stupid shit but then i remember that’s too Much for me to handle.. also maybe i DID put a snake in ur bed.... and left it there until i heard footsteps  ( NOT DELIVERED ! ) 

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[ 6:54 PM ] graham: im rly sad :( can u come cheer me up or drin kwith em i love ur company u kno hwo to make me laugh[ 7:00 PM ] graham: i need to be hugged 2 come hug me ;(((((

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 [ 4:39 PM ] graham: if we went to grab dinner together annd pretended we were getting married do you think we’d get free dessert ?? i’m not saying we should do it but we should do it

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[ 3:22 AM ] graham: hey fat head u awake, i bet 5 dollars u are anyways u wanna go outside i’m bored and sleeping seems boring. i have a bottle of bacardi nd the beach is lookin rlly nice right bout now nd what else looks nice? u and me sharin this bottle ;)

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[ 5:03 pm ] graham: FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU FOOL ME TWICE SHAME ON ME, FOOL ME THREE TIMES JADE I’M GOING TO COME FOR YOUR THROAT

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[ 2:02 PM ] graham: i don’t knoW WHY BUT PETER PAN STARTED CHASING ME AROUND THE GOLF COURSE[ 2:03 PM ] graham: HELP IT’S THE FUCKING DUCK I NAMED ATHENA WITH OH MY GOD I’ MGONAND DIEEEEEIOJFKSMDGHFHKMFIADNJSKGM

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[ 4:09 PM ] graham: not to be cheesy and all but i wouldn’t know what to do without you on the trip like without our stupid moments and you laughing because of them, i wouldn’t know where i’d be bc it makes me really happy. you make me really happy lol .. don’t hold this against me one day

[evangjcli-blog]

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NAME: jay *heart emojis*RINGTONE: fool for you by zayn

[margeclarke]

% // $ // ??

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[6:47 PM] margaery→ jade: so like did u ever listen to the jonas brothers[6:48 PM] margaery → jade: the original JB[6:48 PM] margaery → jade: bc i’m taking a poll[6:49 PM] margaery → jade: did u know abt their younger brother frankie or no bc they totally have a younger brother ok

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[4:59 PM] margaery → ???: so last night was fun & all but if you ever call me “pookie” again youll never see me… again[4:59 PM] margaery → jade: WRONG PERSON I AM SO SOTRRY[5:00 PM] margaery → jade: if we could never mention tihs again that’d be[5:00 PM] margaery → jade: S W E L L

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[8:22 PM] margaery → jade: JAAAAADDDEEE[8:23 PM] margaery → jade: i’m sorrt for all CAPSS i’‘m just exctie !!![8:23 PM] margaery → jade: ik we juts had dinner but i rlllyyyy wantt CHIPS can ubring ????????

[villashq]

❝ you ever notice how the dots on the ceiling spell out 'gullible'? ❞

[teagcn]

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[ text to JADE THE BABE ]: jadey babyq!!![ text to JADE THE BABE ]: i'm svo fulcking plasterecd rbut vget htis q[ text to JADE THE BABE ]: my horoocpse sauid id finld someone tonight isf i put jmyself out therl[ text to JADE THE BABE ]: eand nogw thzis guy kebeps calling for my orlder sn giving me free drinkas[ text to JADE THE BABE ]: like i yjust asked for his attention[ text to JADE THE BABE ]: and qnow hes giving mre things[ text to JADE THE BABE ]: like thbe stjars were right [ text to JADE THE BABE ]: i'm govnna get FUCKED tonigiht ahahah h hhha

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[ text to JADE THE BABE ]: we’ve known each other for so long, but we’re only now hanging out after all this time? you’re a cancer, i’m a taurus, we’re literally a match made from the stars, but i’m only now hanging out you with, so like what’s up with that? [ text to JADE THE BABE ]: you’re so down to listen to my theories whenever and you’re just as much as into what the stars have to say about our lives as i am and? literally my soulmate from the stars, like? [ text to JADE THE BABE ]: sometimes it doesnt make sense, but the stars were right when they said i’d find the love of my life with you, ya know? [ text to JADE THE BABE ]: love you so much like thanks listening to me talk even though my theories sound stupid and asking me about what the signs have to say  

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[ text to JADE THE BABE ]: i’m not 100% sure what went down with you and kaia because i know you guys used to be friends when we first started at psu, but i see you guys in the python’s chat just going for each other’s throats and heads and honestly? [ text to JADE THE BABE ]: if it ever came down to it (and i hope it never does), i’d choose to go back to not talking to you like how we used to be before the trip rather than losing kaia as my best friend [ text to JADE THE BABE ]: not saying the pythons will ever have to choose between you or kaia, but i’d choose kaia [ text to JADE THE BABE ]: if ever 

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[athcnvs]

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[ UNSENT ] ➝ jade: i’m really glad that i can be 100% myself around people like u and graham. sometimes i feel like i can’t even be completely relaxed with marge and nina and it’s weird u kno?? like we’re supposed to be close but why do i feel like i’m holding myself back?? i probably have some really bad self-image problems and feel like i can only express the good parts of me. the parts people can like. but what happens if all people start to see are my flaws? jade, i really don’t want to mess up and have people hate me for it and i’m not even sure what i’m referring to but everything kind of feels like it’s getting to be too much and i don’t know why i’m typing this all out i think i’m going to delete this yeah i think i’m just emotional from watching that one wong fu movie on netflix sorry about that even tho ur not going to read this

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[ 01:41 ] ➝ jade: u kno that meme eabout crying in the cjlub??[ 01:42 ] ➝ jade:it’s starting to gejt topo real dfor me yikes[ 01:44 ] ➝ jade: i mean i’m nodt in the ulcb ubt yeah   

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[ 16:14 ] ➝ jade: ty for remembering things like my mug collection, jade :~)[ 16:15 ] ➝ jade: ppl think i’m rly extra for going out of my way to buy them[ 16:15 ] ➝ jade: so ty for getting me that mug i’m going to treasure it forever ily[ 16:17 ] ➝ jade: if i ever find a tamagotchi mug i’m getting it for u[ 16:17 ] ➝ jade: also for me but u kno

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[ 21:23 ] ➝ jade: do u kno if jude rly has a tire kink [ 21:23 ] ➝ jade:bc i kno they were joking around but it made me question[ 21:24 ] ➝ jade: like wwyd if ur brother had a tire kink

[teagcn]

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NAME: jade the babe

RINGTONE: kiss me thru the phone by soulja boy 

[evangjcli-blog]

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[3:34 AM] vera ➝ jade: i wish i could tell you how i feel but i already know you’re too good for me. you deserve so much more than i could ever give you. i cant do relationships and i /hate/ how much i like you. i’ve been crazy about you since we met and you dont have a clue. it’s so selfish that i still wish i had a chance with you....

NOT DELIVERED

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[2:25 AM] vera ➝ jade: jeda ur os HOT waht teh fcuk ???!??!/1/1/[2:26 AM] vera ➝ jade: i wsh i clud kss u so mcuh

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[10:09 AM] vera ➝ jade: jw but...... would you be mad if[10:09 AM] vera ➝ jade: ur tamagotchi grew up when i was watching it?

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[3:18 PM] vera ➝ jade: so like why don’t you like her? what happened?[3:18 PM] vera ➝ jade: ignore this ahahahah !!!!

[margeclarke]

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CONTACT NAME: jade💋RINGTONE: boss ass bitch by ptaf

[athcnvs]

1, 2, 18

01. Name someone you’ve hurt. Do you regret what you’ve done? 

“Someone I’ve hurt? Is it bad that as these names come to mind, I realize how I haven’t really thought about them in a while? This ties to how I’ve ruined a lot of good things. If you want to get into specifics, though, there was this one boy. Dylan Cho. He was a Computer Engineering major in one of my classes during my second year at Penn State. Really sweet, really smart. Cute, too. We became good friends, and he even walked me back to my dorm after discussions because they ended at 8:30pm. Toward the end of the semester, he asked me out on a date. I’ll admit, I was lowkey catching feelings for him, so I thought I’d give it a try. We were super cliche with a dinner and a movie. He held my hand, put his arm over my shoulders, the classic movie moves. I had a lot of fun, and I was cool with all of the affection. It felt nice, and all the signs were looking hopeful. I… I don’t know what happened, but after the date, I stopped talking to him. I broke our Snapchat streak, I didn’t even open his messages. I avoided him altogether. After a really good date, I left him in the dark. I didn’t explain to him how I couldn’t continue anything with him because I didn’t even know why myself. I liked him! Why couldn’t I do it? He definitely deserved way better than me, and I hope he’s doing alright. I have him blocked on social media because I felt so bad. I couldn’t bring myself to check up on him through his online activity. So, yeah, I obviously regret doing that to him. Can I do anything about it now? Obviously not…”

18. Talk about a traumatizing memory.

“Senior year of high school! Ha! That was toxic as hell! Ruined my perspective on relationships and shattered my trust! You know how in the book Beloved, one of the characters had a rusted-shut tobacco tin in his chest where his heart’s supposed to be? Me too! Just kidding, sort of. Uh, there was that time a guy in my study group sent me a nude on Snapchat. Was it on purpose? We’ll never know! I also fucked up a bass solo one night during a jazz band concert? I was so embarrassed, mortified even. Does that count?I don’t think I have any really significant traumas. I guess I should be thankful for that.”

[grahamfr]

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NAME:

jadey😛💗

RINGTONE:

wii shop ringtone .. the remix

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outgoing text: this is too intimate for me jade :/ jk ily