#im soft launching

[princeloww]

return of the david tennant 50 pack?

(review photos)

[yayll]

~ a little something about waking up next to Dazai, and he's unbearable as always ~

"I might just eat you alive..." He mumbles to himself, barely audible. His eyes are half-lidded, and he's barely blinked.

He's been watching you sleep next to him curled up like a kitten for the past hour, way past the time you usually wake up. He's the oversleeper, not you, and it makes him hyper aware of your bodily functions and if they're okay. He hasn't eaten properly in days, but you don't need to know that. He's rabid, and he knows he's being a total freak right now, but who will worry for you if not for him? He must rise up to be the voice of reason, the watchful eye that keeps you on track even if he can barely keep himself alive! He wishes you'd stay forever, where he could avoid his problems and take care of your every single need. He should be everything you need... He hopes. Then you'd never leave, and he would make sure to eat more, just for you. How perfect... selfish.

God, he just wants to crawl inside of you and make you his home, it's almost pathetic. You'd find him vile for the things he would do for you and your happiness, despite you already being so accepting of his dark past... You're simply heaven sent. He takes a deep breath, and lightly runs his knuckles down your jawline, as if carving them out of the precious material that you're made of. You begin to stir, and his pupils dilate instantly as he pulls back with anticipation.

"Mmm... Osamu..."

You murmur sleepily as your chest rises up and down ever so slowly. He's freaking out. It's bad for his health to hear the way you say his name as if it were a healing oath, a spell that only works on him.

"Wakey wakey~"

Dazai's propping himself up on one elbow, a calculating smile plastered on his lips as if he were in on something you weren't. You pop open one eye, and groan softly.

"You're up... early"

"Yes!"

"Why..." You yawn like the silly little thing you are. He gasps in mock offense, clutching his chest.

"Can't a fortunate guy like ME just be happy that we both live to see another beautiful day?!"

He winks, and boops the tip of your nose, this gets a muffled snort out of you that causes you to bury your face into the pillow. He's addicted to the rush of causing any joy in your life, it's disgusting. When you don't lift your face back up, he scrunches up his face, and reaches out to stroke a strand of your silky hair, but his intrusive thoughts win and he tugs on it as payback for possibly falling asleep again. He needs your attention, and you're sleeping? Insanity. You swat at him, blindly smacking his arm away.

Oh, how he loves that you're the only person who truly sees him past his myriad of theatrics.

"Oh my... a slap from you feels wonderful!"

He rubs his arm, and grabs the hand that swatted him, bringing it up to kiss the pulse point on your wrist. Feather like kisses, almost undetectable... until you lift your face up from the pillow, finally.

He gazes at you as he rubs his face onto your hand like a cat greeting its owner, purring as if he were starved for affection. For a moment, his gaze becomes more serious, detached, as if he were thrown back into a distant memory. He can't describe the feeling, but the way your hand feels against his cheek is a warmth he hasn't felt in ages. His eyes sting, and he blinks the wetness away before you can notice as he hears your angelic voice again. He's back to his usual self.

"Osamu... You're being annoying"

"You think I'm just annoying?~"

His voice comes out in a tender whisper, his mouth curled up into a mischievous grin. He's insufferable. He could be anything for you if you wanted it. Especially annoying! He almost drools when you roll your eyes affectionately at him, the coldness in his heart disappears as he leans in just a little, invading your personal space as always, eager to hear your reply.

"Amongst other things, yes..."

You flash him a sweet little smile, and it mends all that is wrong in the world. The pink in your cheeks is starting to turn red, and it sends him to the moon. He hums, slowly nuzzling himself into the crook of your neck, it's his turn to curl up. You run your fingers through his messy hair that tickles you, feeling the warmth of Dazai's breaths against the back of your ear.

"Hmm, do I look like a pillow to you?"

He can hear the smile in your murmur, and he pulls back from your neck briefly, peering at you through his messy bangs, those intense hazelnut eyes demanding your attention, and his voice drips with an aching devotion that oozes like honey. he moves his lips to your ear, and whispers.

".. You look like an angel to me."

He watches you self destruct at his painfully smooth delivery of a compliment, and secretly rewards himself for once again giving you another reason to never leave. He's got it all!

Romance, self deprecating humor, an inability to properly process his emotions and grief, but more importantly, an undying commitment to stay alive against all odds so that he may see another day of you in his arms... or you helping him change his bandages... or-

He's cut short by you grabbing the sides of his face and pulling him into the most sinfully delicious kiss known to man, and he could swear that despite all his efforts, this might be what ACTUALLY kills him.

[l4ndoscars]

lando posting oscar not one, but THREE times on his jpg account, they make me SICK

[scramratz]

Being bisexual is only cool if you're transgender or Frank Ocean

[gunsatthaphan]

🏳️‍🌈!!!

[ahoe4chris]

୨⎯ " 𝖲𝗈𝖿𝗍 𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁 𝖡𝖺𝖻𝗒 " ⎯୧

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𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖢𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗇𝗈𝗐, 𝖺𝗅𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗉𝗎𝖻𝗅𝗂𝖼 𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅. 𝖡𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝗎𝖻𝗅𝗂𝖼, 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖼𝗎𝗍𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋! 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗒, “𝗅𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗃𝗎𝗆𝗉 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝗂𝗍, 𝗈𝗄𝖺𝗒?“ 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌. 𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝖽𝗌, “𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺 𝗌𝗈𝖿𝗍 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁, 𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗒?“

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y/n.y/l/n

liked by christophersturniolo, nicolassturniolo and others

y/n.y/l/n love, love, love

matthew.sturniolo: miss you kid ❤︎︎by author

y/n.y/l/n: 🤍🤍

sturniologirl_37: I know chris when I see him!!

nicolassturniolo: ahh can’t wait to see u againn! ❤︎︎ by author

y/n.y/l/n: you 2!!

mrwrinkleton_22: I’m so excited omgomg!!

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christophersturniolo

liked by y/n.y/l/n, matthew.sturniolo and 756,034 others

christophersturniolo pretty in the fall <3

nicolassturniolo: who are these cuties 👀 ❤︎︎ by author

christophersturniolo: 😁💕

Marylou4life_: omg y/n posted at the same time as chris?!??!??

matthew.sturniolo: ohhhh hes is in love ❤︎︎ by author

christophersturniolo: 👀👀

freshlovelover: am I going crazy or is that y/n..!!

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the post you and chris made were risky, especially not knowing what others would think, but you were happy and that’s all that mattered to chris.

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♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ : truly’s note to you : :;

I really hope you guys enjoyed this! it was based off of this poll! give me more requests of what I should post!!

with lots of love, truly ꨄ

[bottomsonlybar]

i need to go to bed but i just watched the video and i just wanna say i was really wondering how they were gonna explain this one away. but somehow they managed to be super vague and also not say outright that they're actually /not/ a couple. and like. dan straight up made fun of phil for going into no homo territory. wild times

[creepypastalover97]

I can personally do a whole analysis rant about why raditz deserved better, based off this one manga panel image if anyone's interested.

[pseudophan]

i'm so extremely irrationally annoyed by people not knowing what various terms mean and using them incorrectly like i feel like that's such an asshole thing to care about but oh my god stop

[tipsywench]

Just a few recent photos of Imane Khelif that I thought were great :)

[deaddovedaughter]

in the same tiny apartment during allergy season

[ahappyphjl]

i haven’t stopped thinking abt phil saying “i am your husbaaand” to dan… yes it makes sense in the context of the game but did he have to? no! it was a choice and now we just have to go on with our lives with that knowledge? insane

[l4ndoscars]

landos hand at the side 🤭 also thats the same outfit lando wore in the hilton video???

[nasabbcap]

okay courtney whatever you say

[sssnakeparty]

its the third time hes asked this week

[dnpg-hiatus-survivor]

i cant say what i am thinking in terms of this video. the twitter phannies will throw me in jail