#im so sorry karl simps

[heartdoomed]

I accidentally turned Heisenberg into a hairy butch lesbo (help me)

[janineirl]

please. anything. anyday. anywhere. under any circumstance. i will do anything you say king 🫡🤭

[toutallyahoe]

re4 remake is trying to get me to revive my account i see lmao

anyways, bitches here need content. it is i, im bitches. yall better give me or im fucking rioting

He should be asleep. It was too early in the morning for this shit, not to mention they literally fucked like wild animals last night. That should've satiated his partner. Should have. That's what [Name] had thought as he let out a tired sigh as a groan leave his lips at the pleasure spreading throughout his body.

[Name] removed the white blanket that was on his body, and he wasn't honestly surprised to find his cock was nicely wrapped around Luis' warm and wet mouth. [Name] may have not been able to look at the alarm clock that was settled on their bedside table but he knows it was early in the morning, and the sun was barely up! But what can he do when his partner was just an eager whore?

"Morning to you too," he tiredly greeted as [Name] sat up and then gently ran his hand through Luis' messy hair, looking at his partner eagerly sucking him off. Luis looked so pretty as always but at that moment, the man looked like a desperate whore greedily taking his cock. "Isn't it too early for this?"

Hearing his voice, Luis moaned around his cock as the man began to slurp messily, making [Name] moan from his actions. Luis gave a few more messy slurps as he then finally pulled off from [Name]'s dick, not before giving the tip a wet kiss as he did. Luis then gave a large, innocent grin towards his lover as his hands settles on [Name]'s thighs.

"Finally awake, guapo?" Luis giggled as he wiped the drool slipping from his lips. "You kept me waiting," he said as [Name] barely bit down a groan when Luis took his dick in his hand and began to slowly stroke up and down as Luis would often playfully squeeze to get a moan out of him. "So I had to proceed by myself." Luis leaned down to take [Name]'s cock back into his mouth again.

[Name] swore under his breath at the audacity of his partner. In the end, he decided to take control and punish him a little. Luis can't get away with being a cheeky little whore, not this time. [Name] thrust his hips up into Luis' mouth, keeping a firm grip on his partner's hair to stop Luis from moving as [Name] slowly but surely fucks his cock down Luis' throat.

Luis let out muffled moans as he began to hump against [Name]'s leg with desperation, rubbing swelling dick against [Name]'s leg as he whined and drooled over his lover's cock. It really seems like last night's sex truly wasn't enough for Luis.

[gg-selvish]

please share your analysis

i talked about this on twitter so forgive me those who are gonna see me repeating myself but that clip is just so fascinating if u take a step back and compare it to the way dnn interact with each other because theyre all friends and theyre all in love or whatever but their duo dynamics are so drastically different from each other and the way they balance out as a trio is like the whole reason i ship them. every duo works despite how the tropes/dynamics/dare i say behaviours are unique yet the trio is like perfect balance

anyway. let's talk about george saying 'wait'

george has self-imposed rules of how he interacts with people and how others interact with him. we learned this from everyone in the uk and customer service workers who have talked about him where he can be a sweet people pleaser while still being a little spicy but he does know how to be normal. then he gets to florida with people he's incredibly close to and comfortable with and all we hear is 'george sucks' 'george is a menace' 'george is crazy' so as we all know people are multi-facetted, but i think george is especially multi-facetted and even multi-faced at times. there's like a different george for streaming, videos, in call, uk irl, florida/la irl, and then everything we don't see is a whole other george i can't even begin to think about

but im getting distracted. the wait. the dnn.

when george is talking to people he's close to, especially dream, sapnap, and now karl as they've gotten closer, he has more rules. like karl and sapnap pointed out in banter he has long pauses in between sentences and gets frustrated when he's interrupted when people don't know they're interrupting him so he just gets louder and more persistent and it drives sapnap especially crazy. it's so fascinating to me how things that dream is comfortable with an appreciates about george drives sapnap right up the wall. because he still loves george so much, you can tell it from the way theyre glued to each other and talk about each other constantly even if its negative. if he didnt like him he wouldnt be sharing stories about him constantly, yknow? he's mad and ranting but theres this lingering fondness under the frustration that brings me back to 'we wouldnt be friends if we werent already friends' and a lot of people took that as 'i dont want to be friends with you' but i read it as 'we're such a good friends you can do anything to me and no matter how pissed i get we're still gonna be friends because i decided 7 years ago that we're stuck together'

sorry sorry. the wait. the wait.

george does this all the time in calls. we see him do it with solo streams too. he reeeeeeeeeeeeally draws out goodbyes because i think he hates them. he says hes leaving and gonna end then reads pieces of chat or shares another anecdote then says hes gonna end again and doesnt again.

for dream this is amazing. he loves listening to george no matter what and entertains all of his weird mannerisms easy as breathing because he's a simp for him and infatuated and we all know this. a telling example of this is when theyre streaming and george does this exact thing

g: im leaving

d: ok bye

g: wait *says something else*

d: *waits and listens*

and then they get sucked into another conversation and go on or they move to an offstream call to continue what they were talking about because dream would listen to george read the newspaper and be enthralled. we know this. dnf is real. but sapnap is different

sapnap is george's favourite thing to needle. he pokes and prods at him until he's riled up and frustrated which is puts george on the moon with amusement because it makes him laugh and it means sapnap cares about him. their bickering back and forth is pure quality time, and when george gets quiet and starts to get soft it's sapnap's turn to make him uncomfortable. this is what they do... they find each other's tender underbelly and wait for the right moment to deliver a blow. it's a love language and a reminder of their dynamic which is fighty and spicy and always on their toes. they have their soft and sweet moments but their preferred way of interacting is lightning speed fighting back and forth to feel alive

but the wait.

george did exactly what he does with dream in that clip. says he wants to leave and is told not to leave and says hes gonna leave anyway so sapnap, who isnt dream, goes 'ok dude bye' and then HE WAITS. HE WAITS FOR GEORGE TO SAY WAIT BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE DOESNT WANT HIM TO HANG UP YET HE WANTS HIM TO WAIT. HE KNOWS THE RULES. george says wait and sapnap hangs up.

sapnap is satisfied with himself for putting george in his place and george doesnt get that from a lot of people 'has anyone ever said no to you?' sapnap has. sapnap does it all the time. sapnap is a firm hand on george's scruff and keeps him from playing mind games like an expert zookeeper and it's absolutely fascinating to watch.

i would love to see a moment like this in a threeway call and see how it balances out. it's literally like a lab experiment to me

[brick-a-doodle-do]

KarlNetwork to DreamWasTaken

KarlNetwork: dreamie some happen to sappy

DreamWasTaken: okay im here do you know where he is

KarlNetwork: room

DreamWasTaken: okay what about you

KarlNetwork: no now

DreamwasTaken: okay

[STeam+Love]

Love: sappy told me to talk here to dis trac

Swim: yeah thats smart heyyy

Love: when are you come

Swim: uhhhh

in a few days

Love: yay :D

Swim: im in love with you rn

Love: but i love sappy

Swim: he doesnt have to know

Love: but he can read

Swim: unlike you lollll

Swim: f***

Swim: karl im sorry

Simp: f*** q now is not a good time to say that we were trying to make sure he was okay

Swim: karl i didnt mean to

AHHH THE MANGOBALL ENERGY I CAN'T HANDLE IT I'M GONNA- *explodes*

chatfics have me in a chokehold i'll have you know. they are absolutely exquisite and i am SO happy you're making one :D

[mweiii]

I feel like I should post story chapters so

~chapter one~ I put my backpack in my locker. It was the first week of school and I was already drained. Everything was so slow and it was awful. Every second I was on the verge of death and my…scars..didn’t help. 

Anything that was next to me would become an accessory to my action. Anything mildly sharp would be apart of this.

I opened the door to my first class. “Oh hello George! Take a seat.” My teacher exclaimed with a smile. I smiled back. I walked next to my friend’s seat and sat next to him. His name was Karl and he was the only one keeping me going.

He is the sweetest and I could never end it. He would be sad. “Hi George!” He gave me a hug. “Hi Karl..” my face dropped on my desk. “George are you alright? I can help.” I could hear Karl’s worry in his voice.

“Yeah I’m fine it’s alright..the teacher is talking maybe we should listen you know?” He nodded at me and looked at the teacher.

My face slumped into my hand. I’m so fucking tired. I don’t want this anymore. I almost broke down into tears. I couldn’t take this. My phone vibrated in my pocket.

I looked at it from under the desk not to get caught.

Karl:

are you sure your ok?

8:23AM

Me: 

yes Karl im fine I swear

8:24AM

Karl:

Ok I’m believing you, for now.

8:24AM

I shut off my phone and shoved it back into my pocket. As soon as I did that someone barged into the room.

He looked stressed. He was very tall and had piss eyes. They were probably green since yellow eyes don’t exist. He had fluffy hair. It looked like a cloud.

“Oh hello Clay, you’re late.” She sounded more stern at the end. He awkwardly smiled and walked to a seat. The seat just had to be right behind me. 

It’s not that I didn’t like him it’s that he already seemed like a troublemaker. Just from the way he dressed.

He was wearing one of those football jerseys but I could tell he wasn’t in football. His hair was all messed up and curly. kind of looked cute. 

what the fuck…? I’m not a simp. Maybe I am…

“Hey why are you staring? you like what you see~?” My face turned red. I looked away from him.

He tapped my shoulder. “Do you have any notes? I wasn’t here you know..” he smiled. What the shit. How did he just flirt with me and change the subject that quickly? he’s magic.

Karl nudged me. “he asked for notes, not a simp boy.” Karl whispered laughing at his comment.

“Shut up idiot.” I smiled at him and grabbed my notes. “Here take them.” I handed them to him. All the overthinking thoughts came back.

You messed your chances 

What if he doesn’t like you like that

Your delusional

I hate you

Hate yourself you unwanted dirty British “wa’aw” speaker.

Karl probably noticed the fact I was stressed because he held my hand. Hand holding always makes me calmer. (THIS ISNT KNF AND I WANT TO MAKE THAT CLEAR)

He kept squeezing my hand making me more and more comfortable. He was my best friend and he would do anything to help me.

I felt another tap on my shoulder. “Hey I just wanna talk to someone.” This guy is so needy.

The bell rung. I gathered all my stuff from my desk like everyone else. “Sorry can’t talk.” I said whispery making him frown. 

“Ok well uhm if we don’t have next period together, here’s my number. I don’t know I just think we will be friends.” He handed me a small brown piece of paper. 

I stared at it blankly before walking out the door and leaving.

- - - - - - - - -

:0

641 words >:3

[bastardbvby]

i am once again asking for karl jacobs to come back and stream....pretty please

[lawsofkarma]

Everyone point and laugh because in the end, george was the one who got played like a fiddle instead.

(For context, he said the first sentence because him and Karl jokingly pretended like they double killed Dream and Poki, and would’ve made fun of how Dream trusted him. Little did he know...)

this stream at 02:00:57 & same stream at end of the round

[h0rr0rsaxo]

Okay so I do have a request for Resident evil! Of course don't do it if you don't want to and I am so sorry this is so long, but you really don't have to do it if you don't want to.....

So Addict and Karl have gotten close and somehow Miranda finds out about Karl hiding her from everyone and Miranda asks Karl to bring her to a "family meeting" not seeming angry or upset at all....

But it turns out it was a trap and Miranda makes Addict fight something to see if she is "worthy to live" but really Miranda is just expecting her to die.

So Miranda takes her gun and gives her a rusty knife and makes her fight whatever it is that she has to fight but Addict manages to live and kills whatever it was. The best part is she then walks up to Miranda and demands her to give her gun back. So everyone is shocked that not only is she alive but she had the guts to demand Miranda to do something...

[ Heisenberg's secret - RE Simp Party ]

SYNOPSIS; Mother Miranda finds out what Karl has been hiding from her.

PAIRINGS; Heisenberg x Addict

GENRE; Action, slight fluff, and angst if you squint.

WARNINGS; Slight violence, Miranda being a bitch.

WORD COUNT; 10,676

NOTE; Honestly no comment...just hope this isn't too shitty..

Addict’s eyes flashed open and all she could see was the white wall.

She clenched her eyes shut and reopened them, this time, staring at the closed curtains that masked the window. She had to make sure she was in the right place and everything wasn’t a dream from the last few weeks. Feeling the soft sheets over her body, she turned her head but her eyes only met the empty half of the bed she lied in. Knitting her eyebrows, she leaned up and stared around the plain room, not seeing Karl anywhere. 

Addict pulled on a pair of pants and opened the door to the room he had personally slept in, looking up and down the room but nothing. Descending the wooden steps, feet met with the cool wooden floor of the factory.

Addict stared at the door for a moment and lifted her fist, knocking on it, “Heisenberg?” She asked softly, but heard no answer from the inside. After another couple knocks, there still was no answer and Addict rested her hand on the doorknob, and turned. 

Her eyes were soon met with Karl digging the same dagger repeatedly into different pictures of the people who lived in the large palace. Narrowing her eyes, she stepped in even further and Karl finally took notice of his appearance, “Good morning. Did you sleep well?” He asked in a slight mocking tone, "Must be nice to be ignorant of our current situation."

"What…?" She sat up and stretched her aching arms, flinching from the pain of her shoulder biting back at her. "Karl…what are you talking about?" She yawned slightly.

“Mother Miranda.” Karl nodded towards the picture of her mounted on top of his desk and Addict's bronzed hues stared at him in complete confusion, "She's onto me. Onto us. Now obviously, I'm not supposed to have a little.. companion by my side. Especially when you consider what exactly we're doing in this given situation, you aren't supposed to be here at all. Nobody is, unless of course that birch approves, puts you to the test. Just to see if you're fit to be a part of this twisted thing she calls a family." 

Just as Addict was about to question this, an obnoxiously loud crash sounded. A shiver rolled up Karl's spine upon hearing a crash coming from near the entrance of his factory, his legs immediately hoisting his body to his feet. Both turned to look at the garage door, their jaws halting. Karl looked to Addict, who was quick on her own feet and already had her gun gripped tightly in her hand.  Addict slid her Python from its holster and pointed it at the door, him and Addict slowly stepping forward as they heard a loud slam. 

"Heisenberg!"

—...—

Karl glided his hand to the back of his head, taking a tentative step into the room. His brilliant silver hues trailed along his surroundings, falling on the countless figures that were gathered at the table before him. Without them even saying anything, he knew what this was, he knew what this was going to turn into. He quite honestly doesn't even know why he showed up to this family meeting. 

Letting out an exasperated sigh, he spoke. "What exactly do you..need me for, Mother Miranda?"

"Please, take a seat, Heisenberg. The matters will be discussed within a few minutes." The "family" was all seated, quietly discussing among themselves awaiting to find out what the meeting would be regarding. "I am glad you were glad to make it on time. I hope I hadn't interrupted anything." A sickly-sweet tone had poured from her lips, but it was so obviously some type of trick.

Karl slid a hand through his slightly disheveled hair, and managed to take a seat. His eyes flickered over to the glass of water that sat in place for him, tracing his finger along the rim of the cup. His eyes flickered towards the opposite end of the table, where Mother Miranda was sitting with her hands folded. She was breathing heavily, as if he'd just witnessed something terrible upon, as if trying to control some type of insatiable anger. 

Karl could tell from the tone of her voice that Mother Miranda was angry, like the slow snarl before the biting and lock of the jaw. Heads and taxidermies of all beings decorated the ceiling above, but most of all, Heisenberg could feel the eyes of her right-hand companion, Nightmare, staring at him while standing with an incredibly piercing gaze. As if waiting for the command to kill him, her hand resting on the handle of her sword. Mother Miranda cleared her throat.

"Alright, then," she began "Heisenberg, I'd love to discuss with you about the little secret you've been keeping from all of us. " She intertwined her fingers, setting her chin on top of it as she slightly smirked at his frightened reaction "I'm not angry, in fact, I'd like to know more about this little human of yours."

—...—

The moment she saw the gathering of the "family", Addict quickly hid behind a wall, holding her breath to prevent anyone from hearing her. 

It was only a few people, in her travels here she had made note of the little information Chris had told her about this place, and just how truly dangerous it was. She heard the woman stop talking for a moment and she couldn't help but slowly peek her head over to look at who had been gathered at the table. The moment she did, Addict instantly recognized the woman who seemed to be in charge, quickly she tucked her head back behind the tree. 

        "Mother Miranda..." she whispered to herself. 

The woman then continued on with what she had been talking about, and Addict found herself faced with a decision. To follow Heisenberg or betray him, and escape this place alive, whatever her decision she had to make it quick. She bit her bottom lip slightly, running dozens of thoughts through her head before slowly peeking her head out again. She made her decision, and slowly she began to eavesdrop on the conversation,  ducking behind the wall whenever anyone would look over in her direction. 

"Dimitrescu, have one of your daughters get Heisenberb's little human watching us." Mother Miranda commanded. In trying to avoid the sudden woman who had been trying to grab at her, she quickly ran to another wall but she was too close to the wall, and hadn't been looking before she bumped into it. She fell on her side and slid all the way down onto the floor, before one of Dimitrescu's daughters dragged her to the feet of Mother Miranda, and her servant who had been right beside her. Her trustworthy gun escaped from her grasp, and before she could reach out to grab it, Mother Miranda quickly swiped it.

Nightmare's face had been contorted with fear as she realized the situation, Addict had been the human they were discussing. She had wholeheartedly believed it had been Ethan or something, but this seemed like an entirely new problem considering Addict was a close friend of hers. 

"I was wondering when you'd finally join us, it is rude to eavesdrop, after all." Mother Miranda strangely smiled, pouring a bottle of wine into her pristinely-sculpted glass. Mieanda looked up at her for a moment as she offered the wine to her, but Addict still seemed hostile and declined it. 

"Mother Miranda, with all due respect, I do not think a human should be in your presence," Nightmare skillfully lied through her teeth, attempting to get Addict out of that horrid place and back to whomever brought her here, "You should let me dispose of her." 

A dagger was thrown. The knife piercing through the air and brushing ever so slightly against her cheek. It sliced through the hood of the cloak, pulling it off her head and then piercing its metal head about half an inch into the wood of the wall that had been behind her. Heisenberg had been glaring at her for the mere suggestion.

"Both of you, enough. Nightmare, you will do no such thing, I have different plans for her." Miranda took the glass and put the rim to her mouth, tilting some of the wine into her lips. Everyone watched in silence and anticipation as she swallowed the alcohol, awaiting for her next order. "Strip Addict of her weapons, and trap her with Urias." Before Nightmare could speak, Lady Dimitrescu's daughters locked arms with her, forcefully pulling her out of the room. She got dragged against the hardwood, as the women above her giggled immensely, the echoes of laughter slowly fading.

—...—

“I finished your little test.” Addict wiped the bloody blade across her pants, swirling around and marched quickly to the woman at the end of the table, knowing the fresh blood of the recently killed creature would soon attract the vampires. "Miranda." The sound of her name from her mouth annoyingly flicked the most tender muscle and the woman couldn’t help but finally snarl at the human matching towards her and her overbearingly high-spirited disposition. Addict jumped onto the table, dragging the head of the decapitated creature she was forced to fight with a rusty old knife. "I did what you asked, now give me my fucking gun."

Addict towered over her menacingly on top of the table, should they fight the winner would already be painfully obvious- and even so, Addict still continued to glare. The room went dead silent, the surrounding spectators observing the sudden tension between the two. The flame subdued and she briskly dropped the gun onto the table, slightly smirking at Addict's anger. 

—...—

Addict's foot throbbed uncontrollably and the discomfort of its aching was getting almost unbearable. She didn’t know exactly what the damage was to her limb underneath the boot, but it couldn’t have been pretty. Her fingers gripped tightly around the handle of her firearm, looking over at Karl as his face twisted into thought on how to help her with her injuries.

He turned once again to see Addict's head hanging over her lap, her hair masking her face. Karl rushed up to her and knelt down, tilting her head back up and smacking her cheek lightly, "Addict... come on, stay with me.” Her eyes barely opened and she didn’t protest against him. Ka knew he didn’t have much time before she would completely pass out, “You just have to walk a little further.”

“So persistent...” She whispered and Karl tossed the strap of her gun over his head. He then grabbed her arm and pulled it around his neck, wrapping an arm around her waist and pulling her to her feet. She stumbled for a moment and regained her awkward posture, Karl turning towards the doors and looking up into the light above them. A soft expression came about him, watching her as she pressed against him closely. His hand gently reached up and cupped her cheek to rub some smeared blood off, his eyes looking down at her, his thumb gently caressing circles against the soft skin of her face. He gently brushed his thumb over her cheekbone one last time before forcing himself to pull away.

He couldn't get attached.

[kiss4kazuha]

hello may I ask for bookworm s/o hcs with crew boys, like they have a personal library and talk about fictional characters and stuff, (maybe simping for some of them)

I like ur writing btw :))

hihi!! tysm:) sorry its late!! im hella tired from our dance concert:( i hope you enjoy!

— CREW BOYS WITH BOOKWORM S/O! 🐉

pairings: crewboys x gn!reader

warnings: fluff

— DREAM

•he’s definitely the one to watch you in awe as you read in your little book corner

•ALSO he’d probably read with you, like sit next to you or with his head on your chest while you both read, just enjoying each others company:)

•LMFAO would get jealous as soon as you mention a boy character from a book:

“atlas is sooo fine god”

“shut the fuck up y/n, im right here”

•if he needed anything from you, he would know that you’re probably in your little reading corner

•would be surprised to see how many books you have in your mini library, bc to him it doesn’t look much

•would be annoyed if you told him to read one of the books that you recommended to him for when he was bored,,BUT he would definitely read it when you’re not looking

•he’s GOING TO 100% buy you new books randomly:

“baby i think this is your package?”

“no, its yours, i ordered you it:)”

•so expect random packages showing up at your door that you didnt know about!

•bonus: if you talk about a certain character, that has such a good character development, or what ever reason you like them for, he will listen to you about it cus he finds it cute.

— GEORGENOTFOUND

•he wouldn’t realise you had a mini library until he came looking for you one day and found you cuddled up in your mini corner with plants and bookshelfs of books with you

•wouldn’t disturb you during this time, so its be quiet and you both would just want to do your own things during this time

•if he’s missing your company, he’d move one of his chairs next to your mini couch and sit there either on his phone while he holds your hand, or just staring at you, or doing his work with you/pos:(

•WOULD 100% question what you find so interesting about books and why you read them:

“why are you reading that shit?”

“bc its entertainment george.”

•overall he’d be very understanding about you mini library and how important it is to you

•bonus: he wouldn’t let quackity NEAR your corner bc he knows how much you love and cherish it, plus it took you a long time to make!!!

— SAPNAP

•100% trash up your corner

•but its only bc he wants to see whats the hype about and what’s gotten his lover so hooked-up

•you would invite him to sit with you, but he would say no cus its lame

•he’d eventually sit with you there tho cus he loves you so much

•100% get the most jealous anytime u mention another guy from book and that you simp for them? yup you’re never going back to that corner ever again

•is also the type to drop anything he’s doing to help with your mini library; need help putting up some fake plants? hes helping you, need another bookshelf? he already ordered one for you.

•i feel like even tho he gets angry that you’re always busy or away in your reading corner, he will still buy you more books if thats what makes you happy:(

— KARL JACOBS

•he’d be so cute about it:(

•definitely help you decorate your little corner to your desire!

•also would love to lie in between your legs while you read and play with his hair while hes on his phone

•would get sad if he found out you’re simping for a fictional character from the book

“hes just so- god hes hot”

“are you saying im not hot?”

•would love to go book shopping with you for certain books you’re looking for

•would try to read one, but then not like it and stick rather to his manga

— QUACKITY

•definitely find it cool that you like reading

•would also try to read one of your books and wouldn’t like it

•i feel like he’s more into books with life lessons and that stuff

•you’d fill your library with both your books and he’s, so that you two can sit together and read:(

•he’d try to make you laugh while you’re reading so that you can pay attention to him instead of the book

“does that say come-dies?”

“love no-“

•you guys would be cute tho, he’d mention on stream multiple times how his s/o like reading and is literally reading 24/7

•and they’d love it, asking which books you recommended and which ones you’re currently reading, ect

•and he’d mentally awe at how good you and chat get along

[a-jynx]

:0 yall are ACTUALLY insane omg- 1,061 of you guys like my stuff??? im so thankful for you all and i hope my future works get as much love <33

also how should we celebrate 1K?? i genuinely have no thought behind it, so if there's something you guys would want to see lemme know !! without further ado; how the DSMP introduce you on stream; [dream team + others]

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Dream; - this mf doesn't have a face-cam but he does have a mic, so chat 100% heard you come in laughing about a TikTok - "babe-" - he's never jumped so high or muted himself so quickly, but chat was already flying with questions and you couldn't help but feel relief as you guys had been dating for months and you could keep it a secret for so long... - "do you want to come out about our relationship? i don't want you to be bombarded with questions and shit," "we'd have to tell them sometime, bubs," - after getting your approval, he'd unmute and start to introduce you; "okay, chat, uh... Yes, someone came in, yes they called me babe, and yes i am dating someone - sorry simps - this is Y/N, my partner, and I want you guys to show them love and respect since I love them-" "more than George?" - dream glared at you before rolling his eyes, mumbling "you're an idiot" under his breath - oh, and let's just say you guys were trending for a few days <3

Sapnap; - it was definitely during his shock stream (yes, im holding onto the stream for as long as i live) - he forgot to tell you - which doesn't seem possible, but he was busy trying to get dream to fix up the shock collar - "hey bubs what're you-" - once again he's never jumped that high before but he whipped around and stared at you, as you stared back at him before slowly - trying - to lower your voice - "you're streaming-" "i've been streaming for the past hour - how have you not heard me?!" "i've been gone, dickhead!" his mic definitely picked up all of that and there will be clips all over TikTok, so have fun finding those on your fyp ! - he would pause everything before stepping to the side, holding you and whispering (he remembered to mute) - "do you wanna meet them? i know my chat's already freaking out" "you do have some crazy fans babe.. but what's the harm in getting it done..?" -he brought you over, holding you in his lap, and began to answer all of the questions flying in 'how long have you been dating?' 'did you both move in with dream?' 'do we know them somehow??' a lot of questions that lowkey took over the stream but Sap was thankful - dream was being a dick with the cheap jumpscares - "i think that went well," and would you look at that? trendinggg~

George; - that little door that's always closed?? yeah, you opened it and came from there - you lowkey scared the shit out of him since he just saw it from the corner of his eye - "oh my god, Y/N what the hell-" - ayo this boy would actually yell at you to get out or something, but we both know you won't <3 -"okay, rude, i literally came to ask what you wanted to get for dinner" "yeah, and I'm streaming???" "yeah, i know, i can see that- oh you're streaming..." - you both would just stare at each other and would be so confused on what to do - i mean, they've seen you but like... are you guys ready to put your relationship out there? - George would end the stream, not bothering with a goodbye or anything since this was a big thing for you guys - and after discussing it over some take-out, you guys both posted a couple photos on both of your Twitters :)

Quackity; - o m g; he'd just laugh because you looked terrified but then he'd mute and step aside to hug you - he wouldn't know what to do at first; he obviously comforted you first but he had no real idea of how to approach this since he wanted to keep at least a little bit of his life hidden - would ignore it; donos turned off, any questions in bits he skipped over, and of course any questions in chat he ignored - he wouldn't want to pressure you into showing off your relationship when you both agreed to keep it out of your social media lives - ofc the questions would get a lot and if the fans found your socials, they'd spam you asking - finally, Q posted a photo on his Instagram story with him pressing a long kiss to your cheek with the caption 'mi vida'

Wilbur; - he'd watch you come in from his camera - definitely was too late for him to be streaming </3 - "hello, love bug.. did I wake you?" pls he'd be so sweet about accidentally waking you or something before turning his chair towards you, opening his arms - cradling you close, he'd go back to his stream, ignoring the flying by questions, going back to what the conversation was about until he pressed a few kisses to your hair, rubbing his thumb against your shoulder - "yes, chat, this is my significant other, and you can see they're sleepy, so it's going to be a bit quieter," - would ask for screenshots and clips because a) you'd been wanting a new home screen b) he knew you looked cute c) he wanted to gush about you and now was a perfect time- - "oh, chat, that reminds me of the time Y/N did-" and would tell the story; bragging about you came easy to that simp

Karl; - it 100% would be because you wanted to join </3 - probably during a JackBox game with his friends, and they looked like they were having fun - plus Karl mentioned wanting to come forward with your relationship when he noticed that everyone kept pointing out how all of Mr. Beast crew had significant others - his face would literally go :0 to :D so quickly because he noticed it was you - "baby?? did you need something??" "yeah, i wanna join :((" - his heart would explode because of perfect timing?? - "perfect ! Chat, this is-" he'd paused and pull you into the cameras' view with a giggle and pressing small kisses to your cheek as you laughed as well, slouching into his chest as he tried to read chat "this is my lovely, adorable partner Y/N!! - you'd laugh and wave before he unmuted in-game and announced you were wanting to play, which everyone agreed because you were so sweet?? and your answers were top-notch like omg

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hello, helloooo~

exciting news, i got a new job !! i went shadowing and paperwork today, so my first official day is Monday, so posts will be a little slower as I am now working full-time! I will try and get more stuff out and I hope it still gets all the love <3

Until tomorrow, I hope you have a beautiful day ~ J

[basilly]

no kisses >:( || irl!quackity x reader

. this is for my lovely moot @akasuki ‘s 700 follower event! congrats lovey im so happy for you :]

. prompt: “You hurt my feelings, no kisses for you”

. pronouns: they/them

Quackity had been streaming for a while, laughing loudly in vc with a bunch of the other DreamSmp members. You on the other hand, had just gotten home, food in hand. You knew he was going to continue streaming but he needed some sort of food in his system and the two of you were too lazy to cook tonight. Slipping off your shoes, you headed towards the bedroom

“George what the fuck, I AM NOT SHORT- i’m 6 feet tall!”

You laugh silently, knocking gently on the bedroom door.

“I’m streaming! Wait y/n y/n y/n come here-”

You walk in, saying a quick hello to chat, placing the food on the table.

“Wait you got me food, thank you- as I was saying, I AM NOT SHORT. Y/n tell George and Karl I’m not short. Defend my honour!” “Sorry Quackity, I have to agree with them” 

You just giggled, as he feigned hurt. ( imagine :O ) Through the loud headphones you could hear the loud laughs of the boys. Quackity quickly crossed his arms, forming a large pout with his lips. 

“You hurt my feelings, no kisses for you.” “Alright you dramatic baby”

You lean down, pressing a kiss to his cheek, causing him to falter. ( him like :] and :3 ) You could just tell he was trying so hard not to smile, but he couldn’t help but melt a tiny bit. He was whipped for you, anyone could see that. 

“Ok, have fun streaming!” “Wait- don’t leave mee, stay” “I thought I ‘hurt your feelings’”

He continued to pout as you simply shook your head, grinning. You wave goodbye, getting ready to eat and shower. As soon as you left, Quackity broke out into a grin.

“Chat chat chat they were joking, I am very tall- but I’m so lucky, look, they brought me food”

an: short but i think its super sweet

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[neptuneofthesky]

just thinking of a reader being brother of a famous streamer and she introduces them to the feral boys + Wilbur and they just turn simps for reader.

(I made the request official, don't be angry)

- :D

okay okay me happy :)

introducing,

The Simp Club

Feral boys + Wilbur Soot x male!reader

fluff

I kind of speedran it, but I still hope you like it!

"Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart."

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“Chat! You won't believe what is happening today!” Quackity exclaimed.

Sapnap dramatically gasped, “Callahan's voice reveal?! No way!”

Karl and Quackity burst out laughing, “No, no, no, no, no, someone very special is joining us today!”

Puffy’sbrother joined the game.

Quackity clapped, “That’s right! The special person is Puffy's brother!”

“Puffy has a brother?”

Quackity furrowed his brows, “Wilbur- what are you even doing here?”

Wilbur shrugged, “I want to meet Puffy's brother too.”

Puffy’sbrother: hellooo

Puffy’sbrother: where are you guys??

Puffy’sbrother: im in a box??

“Dream, tp him.” said Sapnap.

Dream: i’ll tp you

Quackity: vc3

You joined the vc and cleared your throat, “Hey guys… sorry if my voice is a bit raspy, I just woke up, Puffy didnt tell me the exact time when the stream starts.”

Silence followed as you furrowed your brows, “Guys?"

“Are you sure Puffy's brother?” Sapnap questioned.

You let out a confused chuckle, “Yeah? why?”

“You sound so nice…” He answered.

You laughed, “Thank you."

He gasped, “Woah, your laugh is so melodic, it's so velvety, umm, what's that thing called?”

George replied, “Eargasm.”

“What?”

“Wot?”

You laughed, “That’s a very nice compliment, thank you, George.”

George dropped you a flower as you silently picked it up, “Your welcome.”

Puffy’sbrother: thank you for the flower gogy<33

“Oh wait, I didn’t whisper,” You burst out laughing.

“A flower? I’ll give your thousands of flowers!” Dream literally dropped several stacks of peonies out of nowhere as you gasped, “Wow, Dream, thank you. Peonies are my favorite!”

Dream started to twerk on you as you laughed and did the same.

“HEY GET AWAY FROM HIM- Y/n, When you laugh, it's like, music from heaven,” Wilbur first screamed, but then softly said, making you laugh even more, "Wilbur, you're very charming."

He ran to you as he gave you a stick, "Only for you, Puffy's brother."

When the introductions *cough* plus flerting *cough* was over, they all gave you a tour, and then you decided to build a house in the dream smp, because you just wanted to avoid all the fighting related to where they wanted you to build your house. Las Nevadas, Kinoko Kingdom, or near Wilbur's and Ranboo's burger van.

You looked down at Karl from top of a tree, “Wait, Karl, your nails are painted right? My nails are painted too! Kara- Puffy did them for me.”

He jumped, “Wait, really? Which color?”

“Black and pastel pink.”

“Woah, send me a picture of your hands.”

You chuckled, “Alright.”

“Don’t do that! Karl has a hand fetish!” Sapnap exclaimed.

You let out a surprised chuckle, “Wait, really? I already sent it.”

Karl punched Sapnap as he ran away, “I don't have a hand fetish!”

You laughed, “It’s alright Karl.”

“Wait, Y/n, you have never talked to anyone here before, right?” Quackity questioned.

“Um, you mean anyone from the Dream SMP?”

“Yeah.”

“I have talked to Bad before, and Callahan too, oh! And also Ant. And Technoblade.”

His eyes widened, "Technoblade? Why did you talk to Technoblade?"

You jumped, "I edited a video for him."

“Edited a video what- and wait, you have talked to Badboyhalo?!”

You nodded, “Yeah… he is nice.. very nice actually, one of the nicest people I have ever met-“

“Okay okay, we are not here to appreciate Badboyhalo, he’s an asshole.”

You laughed and cleared your throat, “Language, Alex.”

Quackity’s eyes widened, “…Okay if someone languaged me like that, I’d shut up happily-“

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You yawned.

“You sleepy?” Wilbur asked.

“Yeah… I was doing… school work all night.”

Dream scoffed, “School? You still go to school?”

You raised a brow, “Yeah, I didn’t drop out, like someone, Dream.”

He sighed dramatically, “Ouch, that hurt.”

He crouched as he looked down and slowly walked away.

You laughed, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Come here!”

You gave him a loud smooch as everyone gasped, “I WANT A KISS TOO-“

And as expected by everyone, you fell asleep mid-call.

But when you woke up, you were greeted by 6 messages.

6 different boys,

but the same message.

we ended the call because you fell asleep and we didn’t want to wake you up :(

vc later??

tags! [sorry i forgot to put them earlier]

@rexit-mo, @alex--awesome--22, @hi-imuwu, @the-official-memester, @beeissdead, @malfoysslutt, @beeseira, @incorrectquotesformyuse, @uselesssapphickitten, @ahmya-4, @penumbrasposts, @itsberrydreemurstuff, @chaoticotaku, @shakiraa-a

[ticklish-n-stuff]

BSD FIC: RANPO EDITION

This is a Bungo Stray Dogs tickle fic!

You have been warned!!

Okay but like i can totally imagine Karl the raccoon being a pretty evil ler lmaoooo

And i love Ranpo so obv i canon him to be hella ticklish lolololol

Theres no title cause I wrote this on a whim! :D

Also expect A LOT of errors (srry not srry)

Lee: Ranpo

Ler: Karl the raccoon (cause…yes lol)

Warnings: Bellybutton tickles (i guess??)

 

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 Edgard had to go on a very dangerous mission and couldn’t take his raccoon child, Karl, with him. He decided to leave him in Ranpo’s care since he trusted him. Ranpo might be a man child but he could totally handle a raccoon…right?? Ofc he can!! It all went smoothly, Karl was a very obedient raccoon and was easy to take care of, even for Ranpo. They were both in Ranpo’s bed chillin like the best buds they were and Ranpo was stretching which made his shirt ride up a bit exposing his navel. The little innie peeked Karl’s attention and he went over to Ranpo and looked at the bellybutton before poking his tongue into it. This made Ranpo automatically squeal from the sudden tickly sensation and he looked down at the curious raccoon. Karl didn't seem phased by the sound that came out of Ranpo cause he continued licking his bellybutton making Ranpo giggle uncontrollably like a small child. Ranpo squirmed around but not too much as he didn’t want to accidentally hurt the small raccoon. He just layed there and took the tickles like a champ! When Edgard came back from his mission he found Ranpo and Karl asleep, with Karl snuggled up on top of Ranpo’s tummy and the cutest smile adorning Ranpo’s face.

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This is like hella short im sorry!!

My recent obsession has been bsd and i automatically became a Ranpo simp so ofc i had to write a lil something with him!

Im still new to the whole tickle fic thing so i still get embarrassed posting my fics for others to see so like pls ignore them but also ty to anyone who likes them :D

[dearest-painter]

reader is dating the sisters and they propose at a family dinner + the madrigals and the madrigals wants reader to be with one of the madrigals for an arranged marrige and the reader says yes ( to the sisters ) and the person she was supposed to be with her gets upset and screms " shes supposed to be mine " and the sisters kill them infront of everyone and the dimitrescs + donna , angie , karl + ethan , mia , mother miranda , and rose ( their kid ) and reader burst out laughing cause they thought they had a chance . Minus alcina cause she screams " get out of my castle " have a good day

At this point I have officially know who I’m naming lesbian simp…it’s u and if you are offended I am sorry also I chose Camilo because Mirabel needs a break! SHES DIED MULTIPLE TIMES WHILE HES BEEN TORTURED ONCE! SO IM GIVING MIRABEL A BREAK SHE NEEDS IT!

Should’ve kept your mouth shut

TW:Yandere behavior,Camilo death

You were eating at your three girlfriends house but you knew that Alma had made and Arranged marriage with you and Camilo which to be honest? You didn’t like males,you always knew you were a lesbian. Bela made sure she was careful and silently got on one knee and had the box with the ring ready.

“N/N?” You turned and saw Bela on a knee. You gasped and held your hands over your mouth,she can’t be! “You have made me and my sisters lives a hundred times happier and we wish that you stay with us for all eternity so what I’m asking is” She opened the box to show a beautiful ring you were crying. “Will you marry me and my sisters?” “YES!” Before Camilo said anything Daniella had already killed him,he ain’t ruining this perfect moment!

[baka-monarch]

Oh my gosh I need more of this g/t sitcom like:

Bad and Skeppy have done their best to raise Sapnap to be compassionate and respectful of their tiny counterparts, so Bad is a little ashamed that he has genuine spite towards Quackity.

Sapnap brings his boyfriends home and hes nervous and excited to introduce his parents to the most amazing people he’s ever met- and then Quackity sees Bad

“Dude THATS your dad??!” “Yeah?” “Oh man I’m so excited for dinner.”

And Quackity just annoys the fuck out of Bad. Sapnap warned hsi bfs that its rlly not okay to swear at his place and Karl follows acordingly but Q seems to swear MORE.

Skeppy automatically loves him. Bad seems pleased with Karl but then again so does everyone else- and then Quackity is just causing mistcheif while Bad is cooking and Bad cant yell at him bc Sapnap is RIGHT THERE and Bad ends up glaring at the tiny boy sitting across the table from him.

Hes happy Sapnap has found two ppl that love him, and even more proud that he has managed to cross a social line drawn in the sand and dated who he liked, even if they were smal(no matter what people think).

But did one of them HAVE to be Quackity?

And then things at work get worse because Q is proclaiming loudly that Bad is his future father-in-law and Bad is threatening to seperate them even tho they both know he’d never hurt Sapanp like that

And theres so many times when Sapnaps like “Im bringing my bfs to this fuction, is that okay?”

“Is Quackity coming?”

“Yes hes one of my bfs??”

*Deep sigh that comes from the inner depths of Bads soul* ”fine”

Skeppy figures out quickly that the annoying Q from work is Sapnaps boyfriend and he plots accordingly

And maybe Bad and Quackity finally start to understand each other or at least not hate each other when Quackity is getting harassed or maybe descriminated against at work bc he’s small- bad doesnt hasitate to stand in and tell rhe giant off and then comforts quackity afterwords

And after that quakcity lets go of the idea that he had that Bad may not like him bc hes small and maybe its bc hes annoying af. So now quackity tones it down a bit and bad loosens up a bit and Sapnaps not sure what changed but his dad and Q r talking civil and Karl is looking at their bf lovingly so he supposes everythings right with thr world

(Sorry i slid a lil angst in at the end im a sucker for g/t hurt/comfort)

((I loved your idea and i couldnt help but expand upon the g/t aspect bc g/t Karlnapity is my oxgen and im suffocating from lack of content))

Oh my gods thank you-

I had a mighty need for this and you just fuiled me-

I absolutely love how Quackity is just "I will cause problems on purpose" and it just gets increasingly worse, especially since he's dating Bad's son-

Skeppy finds it a little amusing to see Bad and Q's little rivalry- and yes, yes he does become involved but only in the most annoying ways possible

And yeah- Bad has always been an advocate for tinies being treated equally- so when he sees a giant being rude to tinies in the work place he usually interviens, and would gladly do the same to help Quackity

Mcyt g/t tag list:

@nomynameisanon @trashpumped @loriepoptale @encaos @i-am-a-weeb @wyforyu-gaming @shy-septic-dragon @5unfl0writ3r @colorfulsiren @moonmwah @iwasgoingtohellanyways @echoslime @wilbur-simp @trouble-off-grid @the-misfits-system