#im so sorry hahahahaaha

[mixedinterpretations]

( @sloanevalentine )

Gus is always 'okay'. That's his default, of course, if anyone asks. He feels guilty if he's anything less than okay, after all. Because less than okay means he's not coping, and healing. So he can't talk about it with most. But tonight he has Sloane over, and that means take-out and maybe some wine, and catching up. The apartment is clean, yes, but a bit empty. A far cry from his and Graham's place before. But he's got the necessary things, and a bottle of wine. The tiny elderly chihuahua is asleep on a blanket in an armchair. And Gus is picking up a carton of lo mien. "I mean... it wasn't mean? But why would a student tell you that you have no 'rizz'? Why do I have to have rizz? It's an ASL class, does sign language need rizz?" A beat of silence. "...What is rizz?"

[inniezinnie]

Haikavetham Museum Date (mini sketch)🏛️🌱

I just feel like a museum date suits them cus-- um.. Art and literature/language.. museums.. uh.. YEAH

Definitely there for research! HAHAHahaaha...

Context: Hat Guy, their university project teammate, bailed on them last minute saying “research is done more efficiently online” - but honestly, it was a setup.

These two hooligans just annoyed him SO MUCH during their project to the point where he thought, “OH EFF IT. These two need some alone time and communicate. Then we can work together.” The next day: Hat Guy: Soooo. How was the date? You guys had fun?

Alhaitham: Yes, actually.

Kaveh: Ye- Wait. No, it wasn’t a date. Hey, you were the one who bailed on us! You were supposed to come with!

Hat Guy: Yeah, whatever. Anyway, let’s exchange notes.

Art, History, Literature = The Holy Trinity. 

p.s. Alhaitham originally wore an old, knitted, plain black turtleneck, but Kaveh thought it was too bland and “ITS SO COLD OUTSIDE WHY ARE YOU WEARING ONE LAYER?!”. Then he gave him his father’s old black jacket

p.s.p.s. SIGH I totally forgot to give Kaveh necklaces...

SORRY FOR THE POOR QUALITEE. IM TRYING TO IMPROVE MY ART!! I PROMISE 😩🖐️

[44556678]

Jerome tickles Bruce

Ok so this is based of the Jerome Valaska (Joker) series and I know Jerome and Bruce (Batman) were enemies but in this FanFic they are friends.

Jerome was sitting on a couch and just thinking about his next serum to make some people talk as Bruce walked in. "Ah Bruce. Nice to see you." Jerome Valaska said as Bruce just ignored him without a single smile. "You could smile Y'know Bruce. It's good for your health." Jerome said. Bruce once again ignored him. Jerome was getting impatient. But he was not gonna lose without a fight. "Hey Bruce smiling and laughing can give you more minutes of lifetime. You could do it. Worth a shot?" Jerome insisted and that's when Bruce finally spoke up. "Ok Jerome I know your trying to make things better but I'm not really happy right now." Bruce said. "Oh so that just makes this game many, many times better!" Jerome said with a smirk. "Game? What game?" Bruce asked Jerome as he just stood nicely tall. "Oh you'll see." Jerome said with a extremely large smile as he began tickling Bruce's chest. Making him crack up. "Oh now this is really. REALLY fun to watch." Jerome said as Bruce was having a bad time he wanted to get out of there. "HAAAAAAHAAAAHAAHAHAHA JEROHOHOHOHOOOOOOOME STOP IT.! I AM BEGGING YOU.!" Bruce shrieked as Jerome was finding it very amusing seeing Bruce in such a week state. (This is based of when they were like. 18 years old. Jerome and Bruce I mean.) "Hmmmm looks like your pretty ticklish here huh Brucie?" Jerome teased the slightly older boy. "HAHAHAHAAHA NO IM NOT TICKLISH.!!!?!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. AND STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Bruce said. He was howling with laughter at this point. "Oh come one (c'mon) Bruce boy its just a nickname." Jerome said. As Bruce shoved him off. Jerome was hurt by his harsh push. And Bruce felt bad for him. "Sorry Jerome! *tickling his side* hehe" Jerome grinned with a devilish look on him. "I'm not ticklish. But I can tickle you again if you want me too.?" Jerome said. "No." Bruce Wayne said. "oh ok." "thank you." they came to an agreement but whenever Jerome was looking at him he knew what to do.

(GET THE #$%& OUT OF THERE!)

[a-snowpoff]

OH HUH... NOT A VERY CHATTY FELLOW, HUH? DON'T TELL ME, ARE YOU A... SHY GUY? THAT'S ALRIGHT! IF YOU PREFER A QUIETER PLACE, FEEL FREE TO HANG OUT IN MY ROOM, THERE ARE PLENTY OF PUZZLES TO ENTERTAIN YOURSELF WITH! LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP WITH ANYTHING! OH, IT SEEMS THE SNOW POFF HAS TAKEN NOTICE OF YOU AND WOULD LIKE TO SAY HELLO AS WELL!

Sans: [What's poppin'? ... Nothin because of Undyne's sick burns... heh...heheh... [[Insert another terrible pun here]]]

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100 Milestone House Party

[FIRST/PREVIOUS]     [NEXT]

[louisdove]

🥺

[ghostiewriter]

how much can i pay you for the last chapter of the college fic??? im finishing the last chapter rn and omfgggggg i think i know what'll happen (and even tho it's very bad i actually hope im right hahaha i've been preping myself for it since the beggining) but my heart is breaking so bad lmao your writing is so beautiful i just had to run here to ask you do you know when it'll be??? (ps this fic is what made me ask you about the wee word hahahahaaha sorry)

ABAHSHSHSHS BLESS DONT APOLOGISE!!!

I’m working on it now, along with brat!JJ so hopefully it will be out soooon👀but thank you so much for reading it omg abshsbshs❤️

[lilacandladybugs]

wait your url isn't lilac landlady bugs ? im so sorry thats how ive been reading it for the past 3 months D:

HAHAHAHAAHA hOW i -

lilacandladybugs

lilac land lady bugs

what the fuck does that even mean

im crying hahahaha

[danurso]

Please. . .run. . .

*Ruby, Yang, Blake and pyrrha are running across a large dark mansion in the middle of the night only wearing their sleeping clothes*

Ruby: where she is!? We need to find her!

Yang: first things first ruby, we need to find a way out of here.

Ruby: but we need to find weiss!

Blake: ruby we- *turns on the corridor to face weiss handcuffed, wearing only bra and panties, with tears on her reddened cheeks and crawling out of the darkness*

Ruby: WEISS!! *tries to run to her*

Yang: RUBY NO!! *grips ruby’s wrist*

Ruby: let go!! I need to save her!!

Weiss: ruby...

Ruby: don’t worry weiss, im coming for you!

Weiss: no. . .run. . .pleAAAHH *gets dragged back into the darkness*

Ruby: WEISS!!!

Pyrrha: we need to run, now!

Ruby: b-but weiss-

Yang: ruby we-

Jaune: *stepping out of the darkness with a large grin* tsk, tsk, tsk, you’re not going anywhere.

Blake: we need to go, now!

Pyrrha: *stepping in front of them* go, i’ll hold him back.

Ruby: pyrrha you can’t-

Pyrrha: go! Before it's too late!

Yang: im sorry pyrrha. *picks ruby up and bolts away with blake*

Ruby: wait!! We can’t leave her!!

Yang: we don’t have other choice ruby.

Ruby: stop!! We need to get back ther-

Pyrrha: NOOO!! PLEASE WAIT!!! AAHHH!!!

Blake: he got her, it's too late now.

Yang: we need to find a way out!

Ruby: but how? The windows are reinforced and all doors are locked, there is no way out.

Blake: the main bedroom! There’s a secret passage behind the-

Jaune: *coming through one of the of the doors in the corridor* hey there *holds blake by the waist* bad kitty, you weren’t thinking about escaping were you? *grins deviously*

Blake: *trying to break free* Ruby! Yang! Run! Go before it's too late!! *gets dragged into the room* RUN!!! AAHHH!!

Yang: *gritting her teeth* shit! *runs away*

Ruby: blake!! dammit!!

Yang: *gets in a small room closing the door behind her and motioning for ruby to stay quiet* shh. . .

Ruby: *nods shakily*

Jaune: *walking on the corridor* Yaang~ Ruubyy~ Where are yoouuu~?

Yang/Ruby: *holding their mouths*

Jaune: . . .tsk, where are they now? *walks away*

Ruby: *whispering* think he’s gone?

Yang: *whispering* i don’t know...

Ruby: . . .

Yang: . . .

Ruby: . . .

Yang: *whispering* i think we’re safe… *slowly opens the door*

Ruby: *whispering* so?

Yang: *looking around* i think we’re good, lets go.

Ruby: *nods leaving the room*

Yang: *staring at ruby and whispering* look ruby, i know you’re scared but we have to do this okay, we need get there as fast as we can, don’t look behind and don’t think about the others, now we need to focus on running away, okay?

Ruby: ...okay, i’ll do it.

Yang: that's my little sister, now let's go.

Ruby: let's go. *bolts away*

Yang: . . .

Ruby: *stops a few meters after and looks behind* yang what's wrong? Lets g-

Yang: *frozen and terrified*

Jaune: *holding her by the wrist* and where do you think you’re going sunshine?

Yang: *sweating profusely* ruby. . .run. . .

Jaune: *drags her into the darkness*

Yang: AHHHHH!!

Ruby: YANG!!! . . .dammit! *turns around and starts to run* i can’t stop here, i need to run, i need to escape, if i don’t then their sacrifice is going to be in vain. . . *runs around the large mansion until finding a room with large wooden doors* that's it, i found it. *gets in the room closing the door behind her* now i just need to- *freezes staring horrified at weiss, blake, pyrrha and yang, all of them handcuffed and with broken expressions* no. . . *slowly backing away* it can’t be- *stops bumping on something*

Jaune: *behind her* believe me rosebud *resting his hands on her shoulders* it can be.

Ruby: *tries to run but gets caught by jaune’s iron grip and is pressed against the wall* jaune. . .please, you don’t have to do this.

Jaune: *with a smirk* of course i do. *trapping her wrists in handcuffs and ripping off her shirt* you know what you did, just like they all do.

Ruby: jaune. . .please-

Jaune: don’t even try ruby, it's too late for that. *with one hand holding her wrists above her head and the other roaming over her exposed belly* i know all of your weaknesses, and i said i would use them against you all. *gets his hand slowly closer*

Ruby: no, wait! Please! Wait! No! No! No! No!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NO!! HAHAHAHA!! PLEASE STOP IT!!!

Jaune: *tickling the sides of her belly with a grin* no, you and the others knew how important my bear onesie was but you still threw it away, i will never forgive you for that.

Ruby: HAHAHAHA!! PLEASE!! HAHAHA!! SORRY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IM SO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! SORRYYY!! HAHAHAHAAHA!!

Jaune: hehe, i knew your sides were sensitive but i didn’t they were that mutch, i mean, weiss armpits were sensitive, just like blake’s belly, yang’s feet and pyrrha’s neck, but you’re probably the most sensitive out of all of them.

Ruby: HAHAHAHA!! JUST STOP!!! HAHAHA!! PLEASEE!!! HAHAHAHHA!! I CAN’T!! HAHAHAHAHA!! TAKE IT ANYMORE!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Jaune: just a little bit more.

Ruby: WHAT!?!?!? HAHAHA!! NOOO!! HAHAHAH!!

Jaune: hehehe, yes.

*five minutes later*

Ruby: laying on the bed with tears on her reddened cheeks* im. . dying. . .

Jaune: serves you right, my sisters made that onesie for me, it's not like i can just buy another one.

Weiss: still, did you really had to do this on our first night on the new house?

Jaune: *shrugs* what can i do if my wives are mean to my things?

Blake: can you at least take the handcuffs off now?

Jaune: *sighs* fine, but i’ll let you know that i want my onesie back, i don’t care if you threw them in a trash can or in the middle of the ocean, i want my onesie back. *roaming on the cabinet for the keys*

Ruby: *still breathless* we can’t. . .get it back. . .

Jaune: *raising an eyebrow* and why not?

WBY/Pyrrha: *sweating bullets and motioning for ruby to stay quiet*

Ruby: we burned it along with your x-ray and vav comics. hehe, who’s laughing now?

Jaune: so the guy from the moving company didn’t lost the comics, it was you who stole them just to burn with my onesie.

Ruby: hehehe, yup.

WBY/Pyrrha: . . . . . . .

Jaune: . . . *cracking his knuckles* well, looks like my wives still have lots of things learn.

Pyrrha: w-wait jaune, we can talk about this.

Blake: y-yeah, we could buy them again.

Weiss: yes, i-im sure we could find all of them again.

Yang: just take off the handcuffs and we’ll help you.

Jaune: oh, but i don’t want your help. . . *smirks* i just want your laughs.

RWBY/Pyrrha: wait! Jaune!! NOOOOOO!!!

...

Saphron: *shivers*

Terra: *cuddling with her on the couch* what's wrong? Are you feeling cold?

Saphron: jaune’s wives are in trouble.

Terra: *raising an eyebrow* why do you say that?

Saphron: *covering her armpits with a disturbed expression* i can feel it...the serial tickler is back.

[eedisgirlfriend]

mosst of the time i dont mind it but rn it just rly bugs me that i dont have friends who want to talk to me/hang out. like if i had i would probably be tired and feel like they just use me (maybe? if they rly did like most ppl have hahahahaaha or at least i would fear it) but rn i just feel unwanted by everyone except eedi and monika who i know care abt me and dont think im horrible! it's so unfair monika is so far away and plane tickets are so expensive :( casual friend hangouts, deep friendships Where! Where are they! i thought i had friends but they just disappear and dont rly want to talk to me/dont know how to and i need that in friendships, like. communicate w me djsjfjdj.. if u dont im gonna feel like u hate me in secrecy and every time u drop a sorry cant make it im sick/tired/whatever i feel like it's true that im unwanted/unwelcomed/annoying u. bc u dont talk to me and how would i know u like me if u dont communicate that to me

AnYWays im fine, i have eedi & monika & the cats as my safety net & social life and tbh im fine with just a few important ppl in my life and like i dont want people to have to force anything bc i know how difficult life is and we're all just suffering here and stuff.. i just mostly feel like everyone i can talk to think im horrible and bad and annoying (cept for eedi & monika & cats)

[prettylittleliarsxxxx]

81 Thoughts I Had During 7x18 “Choose Or Lose”

le sigh. that’s ... all i got, my friends.

startin’ strong with the emison this episode eh

as jordan would say, A.D. is beaver damming them

laskdhglakhdg ARIA saying “the police” was super funny for some reason. it reminded me of Phoebe in that episode of Friends where she wants to meet Sting and then she’s like “The Police?! A REUNION?” laksdhgklahsdg

welcome back detective tanner

but also spencer like what would that accomplish. you guys are suspects and search warrants are totally acceptable? lol  why have they been writing her so stupid lately

spencer stop lying, she knows you screwed

she didn’t play him!!!!

SHE DIDNT KNOW HE WAS A COP

right like how you got to the bottom of A? lol

aria looks cute i love her outfit and her hair

YEAH GET IN THERE ARIA

obviously this is a set up but I’m still proud of her

flip phones lol

lkasdhlkhasg EMILY you’re not coy at all

2 genius 2 furious is the most disgusting thing i’ve ever heard and I’m

who wrote that and thought “this is a solid line”

what 24 year old would say that honestly

what don’t you understand ali lol

Spencer is pisssssed

because mona is brilliant

WHAT A SHOCK, HANNA LEFT BEHIND SOME MORE EVIDENCE

obviously toby’s cabin is in the backwoods of alberta

which is only funny if you’re canadian. or albertan.

“did you kill a guy” “welp. GOTTA GO!”

spencer used to be a better liar. and not so stupid. what happened

ok I’m not happy about Aria being on the A.D. team currently but it looks good on her ok

she looks fantastic in her undercover clothes

ok well that’s creepy

because she was blackmailed? lol

oooooh aria pulling receipts

but also like ok spencer, no, it isn’t aria’s fault like. that is…. peter’s fault. he cheated and planned a murder.

like she didn’t make him do that lol.

and also like again i don’t condone any of what aria did and i hate that it surrounded ezra but let’s not act like none of those girls would have done the same thing. emily would have gone fucking apeshit if it was about ali, like she woulda done the same shit and we all know it.

but WHATEVER. they’re entitled to their anger of course but I think they’re being a bit harsh.

*cough hanna cough*

spencer looking at hanna like “fuck. AGAIN? you did this AGAIN?”

tbh they should tell their side of the story honestly

like they actually should. this is a dumb play.

you think any jury would not find you dumb asses guilty lol

bitch throw the phone out the window

thatta girl.

ugh if i hear “wait for it” one more time …… marlene says that all the fucking time lmao

lkashdglhdsg IM YELLING

emily just being like “look we did kill a guy..”

oh spence :/ i’m not here for this tbh

EMILY YAS TELL HER

emily is the voice of reason tonight ain’t she

again all of the ashley/caleb scenes make me SO UNCOMFORTABLE. there’s like a weird uncomfortable sexual tension?

I sure love when a woman is upset and understandably so and her boyfriend tries to avoid the consequences by kissing her (: (: what a great trope (: (: it should die in a fire tbh

ohhhh please be a heartfelt sparia scene

i need it

terrific

oh please like you don’t already know you dumb fucking weasel ezra

HAHAHAHAAHA he knows that’s excellent

but seriously. this is just gonna get brushed off again

you still do, you absolutely do

ugh just stab me in the face already

this is honestly the worst abuse survivor and victim stuff they’ve ever done like i’m disgusted i am disgusted like i am physically nauseous

so they’re gonna get married and not tell anybody

god i might be a little pissy with spencer this episode but can you imagine being her shoes like she’s lost everything for various reasons what a bunch of bullshit

i’m pretty sure you CAN testify against each other, you just can’t be forced to? idk

but anyway this should really end with ezra being a.d. like honestly

i never expected emison would end up being the only tolerable thing about this god forsaken show lmao

ugh delightful

so they all have one night left so of course spencer and toby will have inappropriate sex

I really hope Spencer has a twin at this point because right now her character is literally unrecognizable to me.

the only couple that deserves to have romantic sex is Emison lol

anyway. is it over yet

i just could not give one single shit about any of this omg laskdhglasdhg

i cannot wait to be free from this show

also sorry to haIeb shippers. i might not ship it but if they were gonna be endgame, y’all deserved a real wedding.

i really hate that with ten episodes left, they have destroyed part of this friendship. the part that makes this show so fucking special

like. fuck this. i feel like we got screwed out of this, i’m so mad

so she had a samsung galaxy ???

sigh are they really gonna do the mona is a.d. reveal

please tell me they aren’t going to go down this route

yeah that’s not a good sound aria

yes we all know it’s rollins body

BITCH YOU DROPPED YOUR KEYS IN THERE

*sigh*

it’s such a good message for them to send that the nerdy girl who got bullied is doing this (:

[seadreams]

“this or that” tag

tagged by @minmoonyoongi thank u so much!!

1. pepsi or coke? coke

2. soda or juice? juice

3. boots or sandals? booties

4. strawberry or blueberry? blueberry

5. rock or rap? rock n roll

6. scary or comedy? spooky

7. tv shows or movies? movies

8. cake or ice cream? ice cream

9. blue or green? blue

10. night or morning? night

11. kisses or hugs? hugs cos i’m averse to oral affection HAHAHAHAAHA

12. life or death? not 2 b emo but death

13. motorcycle or bike? bike i’ve never ridden a motorcycle but i think i’d be scared

14. up or down? UP AND DOWN EXID

15. noise or silence? noise

16. makeup or no makeup? make up

17. jeans or leggings? jeans

18. starbucks or tim hortons? starbucks what the hale is a horton hears a who

19. dairy queen or baskin robbins? baskin robbins this is v american centric

20. instagram or twitter? insta

21. veggies or fruits? fruits

22. spring or fall? spring but tbh i cant tell the diff

23. winter or summer? swinter

24. smoke or drink? drink

25. cold or hot? cold

26. dvd or vhs? dvd

27. scream or cry? cry i always regret screaming when my throat hurts after

28. chocolate or vanilla? chocolate

29. planes or trains? trains

30. cats or dogs? dogs

31. sausage or bacon? bacon

32. bath or shower? shower

33. nachos or french fries? fries

34. money or love? MONEY IM SORRY

35. beach or pool? beach

36. hamburgers or hot dogs? hamburgers

37. skittles or starburst? skittles frick i just realised how much i miss skittles i havent had em in ages

38. circus or carnival? carnival

39. family guy or american dad? ughhhh neither

40. birthday or christmas? xmas

i tag @alysiayeoh cos she loves this stuff but also i kno nothing about her? spooky

[mytholora]

English Literature in a Nutshell

Fandom: Twice

Pairing: Jeongyeon/Mina (Jeongmi)

Rating: T for language

When your class has only nine people (including the professor), you tend to forget some minor details.

Jeongyeon is online.

                      Jeongyeon changed group name to ENG HOES 2 LIT

Jihyo is online.

Jihyo: jeongyeon what the fuck

Jeongyeon: what

Jihyo: the group name

Jihyo: what are u doing

Jeongyeon: staying true to myself

Jihyo: what

Chaeyeong is online.

Chaeyeong: whats going on

Chaeyeong: oh my god

Jeongyeon: I know amazing right

Jihyo: no stop

Momo is online.

Momo: ??why are we eng hoes

Sana is online.

Dahyun is online.

Jeongyeon: fuck the gays are here

Jihyo: jeongyeon, you’re gay

Momo: what

Jeongyeon: I know, I like hearing people tell me that

Chaeyeong: im pretty sure more than half of us are?? probably

Momo: wHAT

Sana: why hoes

Dayhun: why are we being attacked

Jihyo: its jeongyeon that’s why

Nayeon is online.

Chayeong: oh no

Nayeon: iM YELLING

Jihyo: shit

Nayeon: FINALLY SHES GONE AND SNAPPED

Sana: i actually like the name its kinda cool

Dahyun: same

Jeongyeon: gays

Tzuyu is online.

Tzuyu: Guys, have you done your homework? For Eng Lit?

Chaeyeong: Yup do u need help??

Nayeon: I DO why the fuck is eng lit so hard

Jihyo: Tzuyu and Chaeyeong are the only saving graces of this grp

Dahyun: I NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK TOO

Sana: yeah eng lit is so difficult literally theres only 9 of us in the class

Jeongyeon: guys guys that’s exactly what I was trying to say

Momo: you changed?? our group name to eng hoes 2 lit???

Jeongyeon: ok the second thing I was gonna say

Tzuyu: why did we even take eng lit

Nayeon: did u get laid

Jihyo: Nayeon shut up

                   Nayeon changed group name to why is eng lit so hard

                  Momo changed group name to nayeon shut the fuck up

Nayeon: fuvk u

Momo: just doing god’s work

Jihyo: bless

Jeongyeon: LISTEN GUYS

Tzuyu: Yes?

Jeongyeon: thank u

Jeongyeon: listen up ok Daddy Myoui just gave me more instructions abt the thesis essay due next week!!

Jihyo: JEONGYEON

Nayeon: OH MY GOD U DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

Tzuyu: Isn’t miss Myoui a woman?

Chaeyeong: yes

Jeongyeon: WHATS WRONG

Dahyun: did u just call miss mina daddy

Jeongyeon: ya cuz she daddy af???

Momo: oh my god

Sana: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Nayeon: how is she daddy

Jeongyeon: bitch ill write u an entire essay on her daddy feel ok

Chaeyeong: we have enough work already

Jihyo: IN MLA FORMAT

Jeongyeon: YOURE ON

Myoui Mina is online.

Mina: Good evening, everyone.

Nayeon: ????HOLY FUCK

Mina: Language, Nayeon.

Dahyun: miss myoui how did u get here

Tzuyu: isnt this the group chat

Chaeyeong: wait this is the eng lit class group

Mina: Yes.

Mina: Which explains how I was able to access the group.

Jihyo: KSFHAK JEONGYEON

Nayeon: bitch she DEAD

Mina: Nayeon.

Nayeon: sorry

Momo: HOLY SHIT WHATS MISS MYOUI DOING HERE

Mina: Read above, please.

Sana: this means you read everything that happens here

Mina: Yes. Unfortunately.

Dahyun: HAHAHAHAAHA

Nayeon: if u guys need me ill be at jeongyeon’s grave

Mina: Well, I didn’t know what to expect.

Jihyo: jeongyeon aren’t u gonna say hi

Momo: what if she really died?? omg guys

Jeongyeon: hello ms myoui.

Mina: Hello Jeongyeon.

Momo: nevermind

Jeongyeon: im

Jeongyeon: sorry

Mina: I do find it flattering that you find me as a… strong patriarchal figure and influence in your life. Ahahaha.

Nayeon: this is the greatest moment of my entire life

Mina: I’m glad I could help.

Jihyo: im screenshotting everything

Jeongyeon: i haev 2 go

Jeongyeon is offline.

Nayeon: im d y ing djhfzfjbzzdf

Mina: See to it that she doesn’t try to drown herself, will you?

Chaeyeong: will do Miss Myoui

Jihyo: im on my way rn

Mina: Thank you. I’ve sent you all the instructions for the homework via email. Please do check them as soon as possible.

Tzuyu: yay thank u ms myoui

Mina: You’re welcome, Tzuyu.

Mina: Oh, and try to convince Jeongyeon to come to class tomorrow.

Mina: Good night everyone.

Myoui Mina is offline.

                         Nayeon changed group name to Myoui's Hoes

super crack and inspired by real life events (not me)

[snbm]

Mohalidin Mutilan Mitmug

01-13-19 // 8:30 p.m. Hi my love, my baby and my euphoria. Sa totoo lang di ko alam how do i start. Andami dami kong gustong sabihin sayo and siguro ang haba haba nito kasi gusto kong sabihin lahat ng naiisip ko ngayon. Sana basahin mo to ha? Kahit nakakatamad, please. Last favor ko sayo haha. Ibubuhos ko na din dito lahat, ito na ata huli kong effort for you. First, thank you. Thank you sa dalawang buwan, kahit bilang lang yung mga araw na pag-uusap natin don kasi yung 16 days don di pa tayo nagkausap haha pero thank you. Sobrang thank you kasi bumalik ka. Sumaya ulit ako sa paraang ikaw lang makakagawa. Yung naeexcite akong magphone kasi makakausap kita. Thank you bb kasi sobrang saya ko nung hulihan ng november at simula ng december. Salamat kasi kahit sa maikling panahon minahal mo ko, naramdaman ko yon. Ang saya pala kasi ganon pala pag mahal ka din ng mahal mo haha. Thank you kasi ikaw yung dahilan ko para ngumiti kahit stress na ako sa lahat. thank you for being the light in my dark; for being my happy in sad; for being my source of kilig; thank you for being my plot twist in 2018, di ko alam na hanggang 2018 lang pala yon. pagbalik mo kasi galing sa ing'd dun na nagkagulo lahat haha. everything has changed. pero it's okay. everything's okay. ganon talaga, nahanap mo yung totoo mong kasiyahan. and hindi ako yun. thank you bb for loving me. i love you my baiby. second, im sorry. im sorry for not being the girl you need. im sorry kasi di ako naging sapat. im sorry kasi ganito lang ako, babaeng di mo maipagmamalaki. di na nga katangkaran, di pa kagandahan HAHAHAHAHA im sorry kasi sobrang drama ko na minsan alam kong nagsasawa ka na makipagtalo. im sorry kasi gusro kong pinag-uusapan yung mga bagay-bagay and ikaw ayaw mo yon. im sorry kasi di ko namemeet yung standards mo. im sorry for loving you too much na ang bilis kong masaktan kasi feeling ko ayaw mo na sakin. im sorry for being so sensitive my over. im sorry kasi di kita kayang hayaan na magbisyo ng magbisyo kasi ako natatakot sa health mo. im sorry i cared to much. im sorry kasi yung dapat sakto lang nasosobra ko. im sorry for being me. i love you pogi. third, mamimiss kita. tangina, sobrang mamimiss kita! yung pag-uusap natin, yung pang-aasar ko sayo. yung mga pagbanat-banat ko sa'yo. yung mga corny jokes ko pero mabenta sayo.mamimiss ko yung kakulitan na nailalabas ko pag ikaw kausap ko. yung gusto kitang magsend ng pic pero dapat ako muna. mamimiss ko yung goodmornings and goodevenings natin. mamimiss kong simulan at tapusin yung araw kong kausap ka. mamimiss kitang kantahan. mamimiss ko yung mga pagpayo ko sayo. mga serious talks natin. mamimiss ko yung 'skana bb' 'skana kiloy' 'skta na bbkiloy' yung pagtawag mo sakin ng bbkiloy haynaaaaw hahahahaha yawa kasakit huna-hunaon na diri nalang jud ta taman oy. mamimiss ko yung ngiti kong pagkalaki-laki pag pinapakilig moko. mamimiss ko yung mga i love you-han natin. yung mga landian natin na grabe ako kung kiligin. mamimiss ko yung pagdadaydream natin na kunware may anak tayo haha. mamimiss ko yung ikaw. ikaw na sobrang mahal ko. mamimiss ko si mohalidin mitmug. mamimiss ko yung panahong mahal mo din ako. mamimiss ko yung kilig, tangina ang sakit pero sobrang mamimiss kita. mamimiss kong intindihin ka at patawarin ka agad pag nag-aaway tayo. mamimimiss kita ng sobra huy. i love you my chutie. fourth, gusto ko lang itanong.. bakit tayo nandito sa dulo? akala ko ba walang hanggan, bat nandito tayo sa dulo? bakit tayo nahantong dito? bakit mo ako nagawang balewalain? akala ko ba mahal mo ko? bakit mo nagawa sakin to? bakit ka nag-iba? meron na bang iba? bakit ang sakit sakit? binalikan mo ba ako para patayin lang ulit? bb, sana nireject mo na lang ako haha. kesa pinatikim mo ko ng kasiyahan pero bubugbugin mo din ako ng sakit. am i not enough? kabale-balewala ba ako? deserve ko bang masaktan ng ganto kasakit? deserve ko ba when all i did was to love you so much and understand you? akala mo ba seryosohan na to, nangako ka sakin diba? sa mga kaibigan ko? anong nangyare? bakit biglang nagbago nalang lahat? ang saya na sana eh di ba? kaso andito tayo, sa dulo ng walang hanggan. i love you my cheeks. fifth, sana.. sana sinabi mo para di na umasang may tayo pa sa huli. jan tayo nagsimula diba? jan tayo nagkabalikan, didnt know jan din tayo matatapos hahaha. sana bb, sumaya ka. kaya kita pinapalaya kasi alam ko, nakikita ko sayo hindi ka masaya sakin. i may be very happy with you in my life pero ayokong ikulong ka sa sarili ko para lang sumaya ako. so i am letting go to finally chase what makes you happy. sana di mo tuluyang masira buhay mo. sana di mo makalimutan na minsan sa buhay may isang babaeng ipinaglaban ka hanggang dulo. i am not letting go kasi di kita kayang ipaglaban, kasi di na kita mahal. i am letting go kasi ikaw na mismo yung kalaban ko, and i know never in my life would i want to fight with you. sana bb, someday in or lives we'll meet again. and im hoping mutual parin feelings natin that time and okay na ang lahat. sana pag pwede na, pwede pa. i love you my sana. sixth, alam mo ba... alam mo ba na ilang beses kitang pinagtanggol sa mga kaibigan ko kasi sasaktan mo lang daw ako. alam mo ba na gabi-gabi bago ako matulog iniimagine kita, yung ngiti mo. paano kaya kung nakakausap tayo araw-araw. alam mo ba nasa bawat kanta na naririnig ko ikaw agad naiisip ko. alam mo ba na sobrang pinagmamalaki kita? sobrang proud ako na sakin ka.. dati. alam mo ba na pag nagtatampo ako sa'yo tapos maggalit galitan ka din, ihihinto ko tampo ko kasi ayokong galit ka sakin. alam mo ba... na sobrang sakit na? bb, ang sakit haha. alam mo ba na akala ko mag eeffort kana kasi second chance mo sana to diba? alam mo bang nag eexpect ako na susulitin mo yung natitirang araw ko jan sa smvs? tapos tangina january palang, talo na pala ko sa labang to haha. alam mo ba na mahal na mahal kita? i love you my happiness. seventh, mahal na mahal kita. mahal kita kahit gago ka. mahal kita kahit ang sakit na. mahal kita kahit di ko alam kung mahal mo pa ba ako. mahal kita kahit siniseen mo ko, iniinbox, binabalewala kumbaga. mahal kita kahit di mo ago ganun kamahal. mahal na mahal kita bb. kung alam mo lang. sinugal ko lahat pati dignidad ko sa mga kaibigan ko. mahal na mahal kita. mahal ko yung mata mo, yung noo mo, yung ilong mo, yung braces mo, yung ngipin mo, labi mo, lalo na yung cheeks mo na couple cheeks tayo haha pero ang payat na ngayon. mahal na mahal ko yung ngiti mo, tangina hulog na hulog ako don eh. mahal ko yung paglalakad mo na ang angas. yung mukha mong ang sungit jusko. mahal ko yung buhok mong laging magulo. mahal ko yung pagkakayumanggi mo, pogi mo nga e. mahal ko yung mga kamay mong ang laki kumpara sakin. mahal ko yung height mo, mahal ko yung kaluluwa mo. mahal ko utak mo. mahal ko buong pagkatao mo. mahal na mahal kita kaya ako nasasaktan ng ganito. i love you my love, mohalidin. thank you, i'm sorry, mamimiss kita, mahal na mahal kita. i wish you pure happiness, deserve mo yan. wag kang malungkot ha? pag sad ka, andito lang ako kahit bilang kaibigan na lang. ayaw kong malungkot ka, dapat lagi kang happy hehe. kahit gustong gusto kong manatili sa relasyong to, parang wala kang gana eh. ayokong ipilit sarili ko sayo. i want you to be happier, so i'll go. i just need one good reason to stay but you gave me million reasons to give up. ang sakit nung nakatambay ako sa account mo waiting for you to read my message pero lalagpasan mo lang tapos yung iba lang rereplyan mo. ansakit non tol, mapapatulala nalang ako tapos maiiyak. ano ba ko sayo? haha, pampalubag loob mo pag kelangan mo ng pagmamahal? i can give you all my love but nakakalimutan ko na sarili ko. and i cant do that. di na pwedeng mangyari yon kasi ang hirap hanapin ulit yung sarili ko. ang hirap hirap. di ko nga alam paano ako magsisimula ulit sa paglimot sayo. tangina haha, sinanay mo ko e tapos biglang ganito. biglang nagbago ang lahat. biglang barkada over me; bisyo over me. baka may iba ka na ding nagugustuhan HAHA puta ang sakit naman non kung ganon. di ko pa kayang makita kang may kasamang iba. wag mo lang ipakita sakin pag nakahanap ka na please, di ko kaya haha. pero ang sakit no? dalawang taon kitang hinintay tapos dalawang buwan lang pala tayo tatagal. grabe ka power sa sakit bai. pero bitaw maiintindihin naman kita kung talagang sawa ka na, kung mas sasaya ka sa iba, oks lang ako. i may be hurting now, but soon i will heal. everything's gonna be alright. ang hirap hirap mong ilet go sa totoo lang. sino bang may gustong pakawalan yung taong mahal nila. pero ngayon naniniwala na akong di lahat ng nang-iiwan, di nasasaktan kasi puta sobrang sakit sakin nito. im sorry naubos ako. im sorry bb, prilaeyam pero siguro mas sasaya ka sa squad mo no? sa bisyo mo? baka mas masaya ka sa iba kaya lumamig ka. but it's okay basta happy ka lang. wag mo kong isipin, mangamatay ratang tanan haha. mamimiss kita ng sobra sobra pogiii. mamimiss kita kantahan, asarin, kulitin, awayin. yawa sakita ani oy HAHAHAHAAHA pero i need to let go para sa'yo, sakin. alam kong naisip mo na din akong iwan, pero ayaw mo lang ituloy kasi alam mong masasaktan ako. kaya ako nalang gagawa para sayo. kahit sobrang labag sakin na iwan kita pero ganon talaga ang buhay parang life. wag kang mag-alala kahit pinakawalan kita mahal pa rin kita. mamahalin kita ng patago. mamahalin kita ng hanggang sulyap nalang sa active now mo. mamahalin kita sa malayo. mamahalin kita kahit wala ng mahal mo din ako. mamahalin at mamahalin kita, pangako yan. pag nakita mo kong may ibang kasamang lalaki, or close kami wag mo iisiping di kita mahal. ikaw lang mahal ko, walang iba. kahit wala na tayo, i am always here. never akong titigil na mahalin ka. kahit mag-isa ako papanindigan ko yung sinabi ko sayong 'hanggang sa dulo ng ating walang hanggan, hanggang ang puso'y wala ng nararamdaman'. lingon ka lang sakin, i will always have your back my love. always. gusto ko lang ayusin mo yung buhay mo ha? kasi di mo rin ako susundin kahit tayo pa rin. ipagppray kita, i promise. ipagdudu'a ko na maayos na yung landas mo. sana bumalik ka sa Kanya. wala sigurong kwenta para sayo pinagsasabi ko ngayon pero sana balang araw marealize mo na yung kung anong tamang gawin. alam mo namang naniniwala akong mabuti kang tao diba? mabuti mang tao, masama yung ginagawa mo. and sana one day, dahil sa mabuti mong puso mapunta ka sa tamang gawain. i will pray for you my love. and sana pag okay kana, natuwid na landas sana pwede na akong masali sa priority mo. sana pag pwede na, pwede pa. i love you so much that i am letting you go. i love you and i will miss you so much. dati sinasabi ko to nung nasa ing'd ka pa tapos walang sakit kundi pangungulila lang kasi alam kong babalik kapa. pero ngayon sinasabi ko yan kahit ang sakit at walang kasiguraduhang magtatagpo ulit tayo. you will always be my greatest love. she said i love you no matter what, i just want you to be happy and always be who you are. she wrapped her arms around me and said dont try to be what youre not cause i love you no matter what. i will always love you, my mohalidin mitmug. will always be your bbkiloy. fuck, i will miss that. hindi ako bumitaw bb, pinabitaw mo ko. :( kung sana nakita mo yung halaga ko. pero okay lang, hahanapin ko lang ha? tama na muna tong sakit. pasensya na kung papatulugin na muna ang pusong napagod kakahintay na sana makita mo yung halaga ko. malaya kana mahal. sana sumaya ka. i love you so fucking much, ang sakit pala nito isulat HAHAHAHAHA. bibiiiiiii, sobrang mahal kita ang hirap mong bitawan. pag nag-usap tayo pasensya na kung maiiyak ako, baka di ko mapigilan. i love you my mohalidin, goodbye. ingat ka palagi please. be happy. xoxo, your forever bbkiloy 01-13-19 // 9:50 p.m.

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Before the marriage

Insert 3 You know you come to a point in your life where you just want to get past some things and just move on! There are those people you just wish you would never have to meet again in your life. And then boom, they just right there in your face. This is exactly what was happening to me on that perfectly planned girls night out. This ever handsome fine Kabo just appeared like ghost in front of me. Well i hope he just came to say hi and leave because tonight i just want to have a blast, i dont want hawks and old flings crowding me. I came here to get drunk and get laid. And not laid by some Tswana guy from Mabopane, tonight im looking for a good dick, a lethal weapon, a black something with muscles. Akere there is a say that Tswana guys aint gifted in the dick department. And yes i have had my share of badluck when it comes to Tswana dicks. Probably because Im Tswana and i grew up in a Tswana infested area of Brits. Home is Letlhabile by the way...surprised? Don't be. So yeah, yeah! Its rare to find an anaconda dick that side. Lol haha, anyway "My long lost Tumi, finally! We meet again." Said this Kabo guy to me "Small world hey." I added Now where are those girls now? I could use some back up "Hey, go byang?" I asked Kabo (hey how are you) with that fake smile you pull when you get pulled over by metro police o sa tshwara license. "Eh T-bos, ke ene ngwano ntse ke go chaela ka ene," (eh T-bos this is the chick i was telling you about) talking to the guy he was with "Oh, the Tumi chick? The one a go tshwarisitseng letlapa for ntwana ele ya mopedi?" (Oh, the Tumi chick, the one who stood you up for that Pedi boy) Like really? Really? Yes my Thabo was pedi but, really now! Go ne how do they even know he was Pedi. "Hahahahaaha very funny Kabo, nice seeing you again" "Anyway this is my friend T-bose, T-bose this is Tumi from Letlhabile" Kabo introduced his friend to me. "So what brings you to house 22 my love, wheres the pedi dude?" "Firstly im not alone, and secondly stop calling him pedi dude, his name is Thabo." Just then my girlfriends came back. I couldnt be more relieved to see them "Sorry sorry, coming thru." Shouted Karabo as she pushed her way through between Kabo and his friend. "This ice bucket ya imela," (this ice bucket is too heavy) she said as she put the ice bucket on the table infront of me. By the way my friends ke Karabo, the short chubby yellow bone chick also from Letlhabile. She and i been friends for almost all our lifes, we from the same kasie and we went to high school together! Shes the very energetic and noisy type. Metro police by profession. Very notorious. Shes also that kinda chick you would never want to go out with just the 2 of you! She will leave you at the table alone half way through the night, talking to this and that. Apparently she knows everyone everywhre we went. If you went to places like Midi roots, Banthala or mo boGarankuwa mo, o tla itshola (you'll regret it if you went out with her to local clubs) Once she starts getting tipsy, you would swear shes been drinking with her clit! The next thing you know shes gone, nowhere to be seen...you'd be lucky if she ever came to tell you that she is leaving. So thats why wherever we go, wherever possible, i always make sure i also invite Lerato, ah dis one is such a doll. She is also from kasi and we went to high school together but we werent always tight. She wasnt too good looking on the face but she was one of those tall girls with tall legs and some curves but no butt. Virgin boobs and a flat stomach to die for. Dark skinned. Cheese girl, and by cheese i mean cheese! Not by daddy's money, but her own money. At the age of 25 (she was a year older than Karabo and i) batho ba di Bcom. Own 2 bedroom apartment in Midrand. No cat no dog. Her only baby is the new Bmw 135m. Ke raa gore thats how we got here today akere. Always put together. Half a bottle of savana and she starts smilling uncontrollably. I wonder why these get too drunk quickly girls like murdering themselves with poisons lie savana. Why not just have fruitree. Good thing because she was our time keeper, the one that keeps our handbags and cellphones safe cos ud never see her up and dancing. The only time she would stand up is wen she goes to the ladies. You would ask urself gore this people why ba ipogisa so... cant they just order in some take away and box office their friday nights away at the comfort of their couches. Because you would swear gore they are not having fun at all. Well i guess this is the right time to also give a slight description of myself too... Well you already know that i have those bracketed legs, a size 36 booty, average height, caramel bone, big eyes, not too pretty as Karabo thou. But i definately fall under the "mapyatla" category. Law student. Sex addict lol. But very selective. Sometimes i think my friend Karabo got shagged more than i did. Or maybe it was because i get into committed relationships e be ke ikutswa and she was not the settling type. "Sorrying boabuti, ke nna Karabo...ske lare ka le phapela mara ne le eme mo tseleng" (sorry guys, im karabo. dont think im too forward, but you standing on the way) karabo said as she came to sit next to me. Lerato also came and sat on the other side, putting me in the middle. She just waved a hand towards Kabo and his friend. "No babygirl relax...nna ke t-bos" said Kabos friend. Did i mention that he was skinny? Skinny skinny skinny and wearing those pointy shoes. Kick nd boboza. 2015, a guy in a white printed shirt, tucked inside blue over sized jeans and poity shoes. S-curl and cut. Sunglasses on the forehead. Well i guess we have different tastes in life! Because right there and then, Karabo asked him to walk her to the toilets. This chick thou... "Ok ladies, lets not disturb you any further because this is clearly a girls night out." Said Kabo "Yeah, it definitely is." Wheew couldnt be more relieved. "Well you still have my number mos, o sa tsamaya ke sa go bona." "Nice to meet you..." extending his hand towards Lerato. "Lerato." Said lerato meeting him half way. "Kwl, just tell t-bos i went back to our table." Well just then Karabo was back, excited as hell! "Yoh chomi, dat skinny guy is loaded, ke motho le di tender chomi. O mo tseya kae? A re o nale range rover and a house in Harties my friend, a re eskhale nyana ke mo buzz a lo nrekela dijo ko sunnypark!." "Really Karabo, ka pela so?" Asked the jaw dropped Lerato. "Eya Leera, dont judge the book by its cover chomi. And you knw while we were back there, he actually kissed me and i touched down there..." she paused and covered her mouth with her hand. "Yoh that dude o tshwere anaconda, im wet as hell mo ke leng mo." She continued. You knw she went on and on abt the skinny guy for abt an hour or so, only interrupted by hitting the dance floor here and there. When the clock hit 12:30am haaa, the drinks were in the system now and every now and then Karabo and i would disappear, kiss potential strange guys, exchange numbers and come back again. Well this nigerian guy invited me to join him and his friends at their table for a few minutes. So i left Karabo and Lerato and went ahead. He said his name was Ashley and that he was from Centurion. Well, after some few minutes he said we should go to his car to get some privacy. Which i agreed to. He said his car was not parked far away from the entrance so i shouldnt worry about him abducting me or something. When i passed where me and the girls were sitted, Lerato was now alone and said Karabo had left with the skinny guy. I insisted on sitting with her and getting us refills but she said she was ok and dat she knew i was gonna come back. Well i went on and followed the niger guy who was already waiting for me near a red audi a4. He opened the passenger door for me to get in and just when i was about to get in someone grabbed my hand. "O ya kae...? A reye, e tswa." Really? i looked at this person and i knew that this voice belonged to Kabo. I pulled my hand and tried to protest, telling him to foetsek a se ntataka! Well i didnt finish that sentence very well, and i dont even knw wht hit me..... Blackout if not dead..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Share with more of your friends to like the page! The larger the audience the better.