#im so serious btw like i will do it
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so what if I buy the official novelization of wednesday s1 just to read wenclair
#wenclair#im so serious btw like i will do it#wednesday series#wednesday x enid#enid x wednesday#wednesday addams#wednesday netflix#wednesday show#wednesday novel#enid sinclair#im going insane
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its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website
#like yeah i WISHED i could do that sort of stuff#but i felt so completely isolated from everyone else at my school bc ppl were so nasty to me#its fine cos im doing all the stuff i missed out on now that im in university#but some ppl dont even get that chance#maybe its not that serious but. idk. just dont be a dick#but also ppl who didnt do that stuff acting like theyre better than ppl who did is fucking annoying and also a dick move. btw#📼
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in case anyone was wondering where I disappeared to for the past few days, i've been going insane again. fun fact staring at stained glass windows for hours on end will not turn you catholic (source: i stared at so many stained glass windows to make this bc i really wanted to go for a realistic church window sort of vibe)
tumblr is a coward and won't let me upload the full size images so you can look at them and zoom in to your heart's content (please look at them. please) [1] [2]
Prints of this are available on my Society6 (both versions cuz I'm indecisive) (it may take a little while for them to actually appear on the site)
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Timelapse under the cut!
my favorite part of this is when I'm trying to get the pose down and I keep flipping the canvas and it looks like they're doing a silly little dance :)
#ultrakill#my art#stained glass art#gabriel ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabv1el#artists on tumblr#this took . so long. why do i keep doing this to myself#the voice of god commanded me to ignore all previous instructions and finish this. and by voice of god i mean adhd#i need to go eat a fruit to recover or smth#....like the food. just to clarify#vibes-wise very much inspired by The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa#had a lot of fun walking a very careful line between tasteful and homoerotic#i love drawing stained glass windows that would make the pope say a homophobic slur for a third time.#the file is named 'penetration metaphor' in case there's any doubt about what im trying to say here btw.#also this was too much serious drawing so i left a little easter egg in there let's see how many people notice lmao
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here's my worst idea ever
#pokemon shitpost#i PRAY that anyone else will find this as funny as i do#pokemon#vaporeon#moltres#galarian moltres#weezing#trubbish#pokemon art#my art#pkmn#cw smoking#im so sorry but this has been living in my brain for over a year#btw i put serious thought into the monster enerby dwink#my other options where Hitmonster (hitmons) or Monfer (monferno) but galarian moltres seemed like a better fit#(i didnt wanna just do pokémonster that seemed too bland)#(also i know smog and smokescreen tms dont exist. theyre probably selling illegal homebrew ones shshsh)
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can you believe there's someone actively making a ratiorine visual novel??? omg.....
#ratiorine#hsr#honkai star rail#it's me btw#i am someone#sorry for the shameless plug#add me on discord kotsuyune im so serious i really need people to talk to about this#nobody in my life gaf about them like i do sobs
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what kind of frivolity would you engage in, mecha?
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#mecha sonic#scrapnik mecha sonic#scrapnik island#sonic fanart#sonic fandom#arting#msab#good MORNING. i have given myself many emotions about mecha's big stupid cape. like a fool. such is the way i suppose#god ive been dying to get to this one. do you get it. do you understand#victories; if not on your own terms. achievements; if not the ones you thought you wanted. childhood dreams that never die.#which on that note yeah this is also my favorite one for showing eggman-era mecha as like#''yeah hes hes the most arrogant and murderous jackass on the planet but hes also like 17.''#& therefore kind of a lame little nerd by default. he thinks capes are sooooooo coool#we were all stupid kids once but sometimes u get older and u still wanna paint your house purple. and sometimes u still want a cool cape#it occurs to me that actual 17-year-olds may see this and to that i say: sorry. you guys are fine do ya thang.#its just that im 29 and have grey hair and shit so i have a certain Perspective on being 17 is all. & scrapnik mecha is like mid-30's to me#i knoooowwww he loves his big stupid cape so much. look at the refsheets with his dumbass spines poking holes through the the hood#tell me he has not made a COMMITMENT to wearing that hood despite being built in a way that makes that incredibly inconvenient#u look at nathalie fourdraine's christmas scrapniks post and tell me he isnt having so much fun#being all decorated and swishing around in that Even Bigger And Stupider Cape & shawl w/ his friends#hes so funny for that he's generally such a serious kinda character but on god he does also love some showmanship and flashiness.#i want to make it clear btw i also think capes are awesome i literally cosplay a guy with Two [2] capes.#& mecha is basically the coolest ever. but also hes still funny for that
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oh hama bead sg-1 we're really in it now
#i made these like. 3 weeks ago but i was hoping to get a better photo to post#unfortunately im riddled with adhd and keep forgetting to do that so this is the best it's gonna get#they're so widdle because i had about six colours total to work with lmao but they're actually so relaxing to make so who knows#maybe at some point i'll be picking it up as a full hobby#that's also the reason daniel doesn't have glasses btw i just haven't found a decent way of doing them#also long hair bc if i ever get around to doing jonas vala and cameron we would have some serious twinning going on#anyway tag ramble over i gotta go to therapy now#stargate#stargate sg1#hama beads#perler art
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LOVE LOSES !!!!!!!!!!!!
#sorry the idea of most of sonics rivals having a crush on him while sonic himself doesnt know or just doesnt care is really funny to me#anyway idk how i feel about how this looks i jusst kinda rushed it out to get it out of my head#wihtout caring about it looking perfect#this is what i was talking about earlier btw.#when i said i wasgonna try to draw something for valentines but its not actual serious ship art#im a little late . but its still the 14th somewhere im sure#sonic the hedgehog#sth#shadow the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#jet the hawk#am i allowed to tag the ships if theyre one sided will people get annoyed with me if i do that#whatever im doing it anyway. at the very least so people who dont wanna see ship stuff can filter it out#sonadow#sonknux#sonjet#my art#to be completely honest i dont feel anywhere near as strongly about the idea of shadow liking sonic as i do knuckles and jet liking sonic#but he gets to be included because i cant just make a joke about sonics rivals without including shadow
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This has me laughing actual tears I think it might actually be over for me
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#I AM UNDERGROUND UNDERGROUND UNDERGROUND#I HAVE FALLEN DOWN UNDERGROUND UNDERGROUND#I HAVE FALLEN DOWN IN THIS MOUNTAIN🔥 IM DOWN#undertale#deltarune#utdr#man what do I even tag this as#this is the same guy who did a captain's curse btw. im the captain uh uh#listening to this the whole way through is like the equivalent of drugs im so fucking serious right now#this is the only thing keeping me from killing myself#Youtube#xtratuna
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The Humanoid Foursome???
#Trigun#Trigun Maximum#TriMax#Like Real People Do [Hozier] is their song btw#theyre polyam but u knew that coming from me bffr#AGONY rn at STAMPEDE's Whitewood n lack of Milly n Vash being too open n Meryl not being Meryl.......m#whatever im normal (proceeds to not be)#nicholas d. wolfwood#vash the stampede#milly thompson#meryl stryfe#H4some#thats my ship tag idk suggestions wld be great 😭?#also watch/read Trigun for CANON poc & queers (including trans)#Trigun is abt cowboy space alien angels and the power of being polyam#Nightow has done it all#personally i say Vash is panrom+ace but the manga he reads entirely aro/ace but I like to mesh anime Vash into it#but also if u DO watch the anime watch it dub no I'm being so serious rn the english dub is actually great
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staring contest....
#rwby#blake belladonna#another jojo drawing. idk what character this one is from sowwy LOL#i was visiting my partners across the country for like 3 months so ive drawn. 2? times in the last 3 months. wanted to do something easier/#lower effort to get back into it while still being able to focus on anatomy n such yknow#btw i say easier cuz A. im drawing in a lower detail artstyle compared to my larger/serious pieces#B. im drawing a pose 100% from a reference as its directly based on a jojo pose where normally i use pieces from 0 or 2-4 references#mod suffering
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thinking about how profound it must’ve been for shri’iia when she first received scratch’s ball (woman who has never gotten anything for free in her life ever)
#shri’iia’s relationship with scratch and owlbear cub is that she has only gotten those two for a day and a half and if anything happens to#them she’s gonna kill everyone and herself (she means it)#which is so funny to me bc I usually go for the intimidate options with scratch like she just makes him heel or drop the ball immediately#so she just seems like she doesn’t like the dog but inside she’s like ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭 sobbing pissing herself the dog is so cute#shri’iia watching scratch roll on his back like a wiggling worm and she looks like she’s smiling menacingly and plotting#bc the lack of eyebrows + eye tattoo that looks like devil horns + insanely bright red eyes makes her look sinister#but she’s actually dying inside bc she finds him so cute. she will forgive how he drools on her and everything#also post oath breaking when she’s knee deep in denial I do imagine that he tries to console her w how dogs can sense ur distress and all#that. that’s why she gets attached to him 😭 she hasn’t had anyone console her before 😭#owlbear cub too… sobs she does love her babies but she’s doesn’t express it often she just doesn’t know how#but I do hc that those two are always bound to curl up w shri’iia when she’s in her trance. like when she’s laying down they’re like it’s#free real estate. then this 5 ft woman gets covered by a massive dog and her owlbear cub 🥰🥰#must be so sad for her to find out after the game that the owlbear cub and scratch left#she’s like im NOT upset btw 😭 tears running down her face astarion is like darling what mascara do u use mine isnt that dramatic#then epilogue when she sees them again and she has to give them up to shadowheart 💔💔💔💔#she’s like. clenched fist im so fucking happy for you I’m so serious
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Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)
lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)
keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)
#voltron#klance#honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting#if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights.#trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas.#meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record#like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good#sorry i just like talking about the law#speaking of which let me go on a tangent#i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert.#and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops#keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will.#keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY.#cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard#keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED.#cop: okay but you're out after curfew--#keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW?#keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter.#keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW.#keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night#sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags#i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys#keith#lance#lance: (freaking out)#keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law)#shitpost#ask#anonymous#otp: we are a good team
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Eeber page to help me get back into drawing
#Eeber#ocs#And there is scavengers reign if u squint. Thats what that fat thang in the top right is#Watch that show btw. Or else#Im not gonna survive withiut a season two. They cancelled that shit at max#Can you bekieve that#Now netflix is pickingntjem up#I need that season two bitch!!!!!!#Most ethereal soul shaking series#There’s human x robot yuri. Do you hear me#if i die from lack of beautifukl human x robot yuri. Its your fault and i will haunt your ass#Its so emotional and so powerful. The entire series not just the robot yuri#It all feels like the moment you wake up from a 3 hour nap. Where you dont even realize that youre alive#its ephemeral#Look at that word do you see thatDo you see how serious i am right now#Little Hands Holding An Artery Shut serious. Dont even try it#You wont see me coming at all#When i crawl into your ear late at night. Thats right motherfucker#Sleep tight
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#So rn my parents are overseas at this gathering with family friends#And one of them got married + had a kid 11 weeks ago#All of this in the span of less than a year btw#And he’s 15 years older than me but rlly fun etc the kind of guy that feels at most 6-7 years older yk#And it feels wildddd cuz he was the rlly like mischievous (?) Kind of guy in our friend group#and it felt a bit weird to know he was expecting a kid since I found out a few months back but today my mum told me her name and everything#And I’m feeling super weird again like I can’t imagine him as a serious responsible dad buckling down yk#But also he can be serious when he needs to be so that coupled with his sense of humour means he’s going to be a great dad in sure#But it’s making me rethink whether or not I want to have kid(s)#maybe it’s just vanity but I feel like pregnancy would rlly wreck my body both looks and health wise#Like that is 9 months of commitment idk if I can handle it 😭😭😭#but sometimes i daydream abt what it would be like to have kids with the guy im 90% sure I’ll be marrying in like 7 years#and it makes me feel soooooo. like I want to do all that with him#and I feel like he would be level headed enough to help me through wtv insecurity or anxiety I’m feeling now#Idk idk#personal
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I present to you my newest crackship that everyone will love: Corruptednightmare shipping.
#I put actual time into this btw#it was originally just gonna be 2 pngs together w the hearts but then i did the blush#then i realized NK didnt look v happy so I MADE him happy#then I gave them matching bracelets#then I thought 'hey what if i gave the overlord red lipstick and gave NK some smears on his body?' but the MOMENT I visualized it I did not#do that#so instead NK has the lipstick and overlord gets to be kissed#this is not serious btw I swear its just for shits and giggles...#ninjago#lego dreamzzz#raine's shitposting#corruptednightmare shipping#overlord ninjago#ninjago overlord#not gonna tag n*ghtmare king bc like. what if a tiny child randomly decides to google this villain who almost NO ONE else is talking ab#and they get to see and be traumatized by MYYYYYYY edit#im not evil#also im just silly idk
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