#im so hungry i want to eat pizza
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i like to draw him eating
#yp#yuppie psycho#brian pasternack#baroque decay#i LOOOVE yuppie psycho!!!!#gonna draw him more on my break hehehhehehehehehh#he deserves snacks as a treat honestly#im so hungry i want to eat pizza#gr………#indie horror game#rpg maker
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My body is begging me to stop eating little caesars pizza to the point of harm
#me when im. probably allergic or something to my favorite food that ive eaten once a week for years#its gotten much worse the fast few times thogujt#yeowoucjjjhhhhhh#yeowchhh#owie#i want to keep eating it tho.#thats my fuckijg. emotional support pizza#oh um..#ask to tag#food#anyway im hungry so im gonna grab a few more slices yayyyy
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stimulant meds are so funny. "appetite suppressing" bro i've been back on adhd meds for three days and have eaten more than i have in the past week prior. hungy
#i don't know man. idk why the appetite suppressing meds reboot my ability to feel hunger back to factory settings but my god its working.#literally the only drug that does it too. weed? alcohol? nothin. not hungry. methylphenidate? raiding the fridge rn#woke up at 4am and demolished the leftover pizza. this is Highly unusual behavior for me genuinely#like that's Nothing. everybody does that right. no im arfid georg and can't get myself to want food for the life of me#it's so funny im not even a picky eater i am just truly ambivalent to the idea of food existing in general. like#the only food i can think of that i don't like is like. cooked carrots. and i'll still eat them. im not picky!#i just don't want to eat!! adhd hell
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PIZZA
#me shuffling around sad and grumpy because im hungry but my brain said i dont want any of the food we have#and then remembering theres leftover pizza !!!!!!!#i do want that...#this is your reminder to get something to eat/drink if you need 👍#i promise im not ignoring anyone and ill reply to messages soon#my brain has been an unruly animal im trying to coax to the vet (do things that are good for me) the past few days but im gettin there 👏#my partner and i keep copying that video of the cockatiel whos under the table and doesnt want to go to the vet#because it really does perfectly capture the current emotion of the silly tantrum my mind is throwing asdfasdf#work has slowed down a bit for the afternoon and blorbo thoughts were already helping to ease some of my crazy brain earlier today#so maybe i do some writing/blogging...#i will crawl out from under my rock and say hi soon ;--;#in the meantime PIZZA WIN#rose rambles
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Bazooommmmm
#i cant really make anything because if i want a snack#my niece is going to ask for something and she cries and keeps pushing no matter how much i say no#so ive got to wajt a little while before i can make a energy packet at 10#its almost 6 rn but i haven't really eaten anything at all today#but im going to be cool#i took some good naps had a shower and i feel alright.#my parents bought pizza but i really really feel uncomfortable around pizza so i didnt even bother#i didnt even feel hungry enough to eat a piece of gum or drink water#but i did take a tylenol to help my head#Eugh this is longer than it should be#but i think i shoukd be fine#this is day whatever of doing this.#dont even remember
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i just cried after doing the dishes because of my paws being in pain and because I feel like I'm being a terrible host because I'm kinda tired of my guests. I love spending time with them, but having to go to work, do my house chores, keep them entertained and fed, is just too much. And I feel like being overwhelmed makes me a horrible host. I didnt tell them anything, I'm trying to seem like I'm not that tired, but just because in my head I'm getting tired of all that, I'm bad. And yes I know that my thoughts don't make me bad, but that doesn't matter because while I know that I still feel like absolute piece of garbage. Because like, how could I even think of that. I'm supposed to be happy about them being here, and I am happy, but I am also constantly in pain and have to do everything around the house and it's just too much
#i feel so guilty for that but sometimes i wish theyd leave early even though they just came here#not because i dont want them to be around#i just dont want to have to do absolutely everything for them#but i have to. theyre my guests#i wish they lived closer so we could meet without all that exhausting bullshit#just. go get a coffee or pizza together every now and then#but since they live across the country they cant visit often so every visit has to matter#and what makes me even more guilty is that im mostly tired of my sister's boyfriend#i like him. but im tired#my sister is my everything and i would kill and die for her. she can do whatever she wants#but also she does whatever she wants. if shes hungry or thirsty she knows she can just grab anything she wants from the fridge or whatever#because shes family. she lived with us most of her life. our home is still her home#but her boyfriend is someone new to this place. he lives differently from us simply because he wasnt a part of our family until recently#technically he can do whatever he wants but i know how awkward can it be to rummage in someone elses fridge#and he shouldnt have to clean the place. because hes a guest#so while my sister is just living here for now i have to do everything for him#and because im already making a meal for him why wouldnt i do it for my sister?#i do it anyway when only she is visiting because i love her#you know honestly im just a better host when there's only one guest. its not that overwhelming#okay also im hungry but i cant eat anything bc of various stupid reasons#mostly just. i dont feel comfortable eating around people i don't know thay much#but also i feel like i cant eat anything if i dont give them that thing too. but they already ate something this evening#there wasnt enough of that meal for three people so i just made them food. but now i fant get anything else for myself#without giving them that thing too but theyre not hungry anymore bc they already ate#and I'm just too fucking tired to make anything for everyone#i want to just make myself some toast or sandwich without having to do a million of them#im just generally tired and hungry and overwhelmed and in pain and i feel so guilty for being those things#ough#bee buzz
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When u suddenly realise how long of a day you've had and you've reached ur limit three hours ago
#I WOKE UP AT 7 AND I WENT TO A V STRESSFUL MEETING AND THEN HAD CLASS#AND DURING CLASS THE DOCENT SHOWED EMOTIONAL ELEPHANT CLIPS AND I WANTED TO CRY#AND THEN I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL 7 PM BC THERE WAS GONNA BE A MEETING OF NEW DORM MATES#PIZZA ARRIVED AT SEVEN SO I ATE LATE#AND EVERYTHING WAS SO LOUD AND I WAITED TO LONG TO USE MY EARPLUGS#I HAVE TO CRY AND STARE AT A WALL AND SLEEP 😭😭😭😭😭😭#Also i smoked yesterday but my headache came back w a vengeance after the pain killing effects wore off and i didnt sleep great#I felt weirdly slightly overstimulated after smoking???? Like it was fine during the peak but I felt so intense after#On top of that i couldnt find the right neck warmer to sleep#And also IM HUNGRY NOW BUT I ATE AN EXTRA TWO SLICES OF BREAD TO COMPENSATE FOR NOT EATING A LOT OF PIZZA#BUT SKRIIWHAKFJS FKSHDKAHRKDJSN somebody SEDATE MEEEEEEEEEEEE#WHY DO I FEEL A BREEZE ON MY HIP!!!! I AM UNDERNEATH A BLANKET
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I feel like ive single handedly invented a new type of AITA mental crisis cause i (temporarily living alone and generally trying to mind what i eat bc of kinda-health reasons) just got super angry at my parents cause they just. keep. pushing food on me. And by that i mean for example that tonight they were having pizza and asked me if i wanted to go and take some too and i said no i dont but when we met mom gave me this whole package which i now see its appetizers+a couple of pizza slices, of which i had asked for NONE and they know fully well im trying not to eat fried/super oily foods cause SEVERE ACNE (and other stuff) and also if i have food i like in front of me i am totally unable to not eat it or not finish it. Its in MY DNA. I really cannot. AND I DIDNT WANT IT OR NEED IT. IM NOT STARVING. IM NOT EVEN WITHOUT FOOD HERE. I GOT GROCERIES FOR FUCKS SAKE. I AM JUST ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HEALTHY/OVERWEIGHT AND DAD HAS DIABETES I DO NOT WANT THIS FOR ME. WHY. DO. THEY. KEEP. PUSHING FOOD. ON ME.
Sincerely,
An exhausted daughter
Edit: the first person coming @ me saying "just accept your body something something" will get shot with extreme prejudice. This is so not about that it's not even funny
#ps when i was doing my study semester abroad i hit my lowest adult weight ever (actually just stlightly more than the average for my height)#GEE I WONDER WHY#the only (only) time in my life i was able to fully be in control of what i eat all the time i was finally at a vaguely healthy weight#truly the plottwist of the century#ps yes dad is obese and mom is thin by default cause of gut issues#so thet couldnt care less about minding food intake if its not something that eould be bad for moms intestine#the doctors fucking told dad that he would have ended up with diabetes if he didnt change something and GUESS WHAT#HE FUCKING HAS DIABETES NOW#FOR FUCKING LIFE#AND DOES HE CARE? NO!#and for what *i* want or dont want to eat then??#i literally cannot eat a full plate of pasta and pizza anymore w/o first eating fibers cause then the sugars will hit me without mercy and#leave me so sleepy i literally used to fall asleep after eating lunch and dinner for a year until we went to a dietitian and he told us wha#to do and what to avoid to dont fall so hard and so fast after eating#and HAS HE EVER CARED FOR THAT? I GO DAY AFTER DAY TRYING TO WRESTLE A BIT OF FOOD CONTROL IN THIS HOUSE AND HE BLATANTLT IGNORES EVERYTHIN#AND THEN HE HAS THE GALL TO GET SAD WHEN I SAY NO I DONT WANT THE OVEN BAKED PASTA YOU MADE FOR LUNCH NO NOT EVEN IF YOU MAKE IT LIGHT.#I CAN DECIDE WHAT I EAT FOR ALL MEALS UNTIL IM HERE ALONE ON MY OWN AND BY GOD I WILL#this happened this morning btw#so what for dinner? the pizza drama#i was literally sobbibg while putting the pizza+other stuff in a plate in the freezer earlier cause i dkn#dont have the heart to just throw it away but i cannot have it under my nose all the time#and i cannot just leave it or i will eat it#if i eat it i will have at least three acne breakouts by tmr mornib#its scientific#and also none of that contains a single fiber#goddddddddddd#this all is so silly and pointless why are they like this its not like im gonna starve i do have food i prommy#oh and HAVE I MENTIONED THE DIETITIAN SAID NO TO CHEESE cause idk reasons and dad just has been flat out ignoring that for LITERAL YEARS???#i can get very angry when im frustrated#also i was gonna make dinner but now im not even hungry anymore im just sad
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brainworms in tags you have been warned 👍 sorry for even making these posts i try to journal on paper but then it feels too much like a Thing.
#i had 3 meals today and not really any snacks but i feel sooooo so gross and overfull#and i know im gonna be hungry again when i wake up like. why dont u finish whats there first before i dump more yogurt in 🤨#i feel like 3 meals is uh def a description i had#a protein shake w way way too much ice and banana i coulsbt finish it. i finished most of it hut god DAMN#i tried to hold out for dinner but i had a packet of instant oatmeal around 3#then we always have like takeout on friday which is killing me bc i dont wanna look like a weirdo and i also dont wanna waste food#and i also do want to eat pizza sometimes but maybe not every week 😭#well anyway i had 4 pieces which. did NOT intend to do but. whatever.#i bought skittles yesterday also and i SEVWRELY regret that bc i already finished the box and they def made my stomach hurt#its so over for me truly
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Pizza .....why do you hate me....
#tw eating#<- mire for the tags/what jm going to say now byt umm.#i mloce pizza but also i HATE how eating 2 pizzas make me want to vomit but also its not enlugh bc not evej 30 mins later im hungry adain#and like.ehy.#body try esting the ampunt you need eithout feeling like gagging challenge#never will forgiv my body for having me leave a pizza part once early bc simply 2 pizzas was too much for my stomach to handle once#Pizza inlove you so luch youbare so yummy but we cannot be together my stomach htes you soery
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first meal of the day at a humble 10pm. #adulting
#not my silly ass w the. concerning tendencies!#nah its actually because like. we dont have a lot of groceries rn to make stuff w or to snack on#so i have frozen pizzas. but the last two times ive made one its gone to waste (which i hate)#and then we have. pasta... which im just not in the mood for#i dont want to use up more hamburger. i havent attempted making pork chops on my own#i cant sustain myself on cookies. i cant sustain myself on a can of green beans#do you see my issues?#like we HAVE FOOD. thats so true. but unless im Hungry and not just hungry. i usually snack on things like cheez its or smth small#throughout the day. because i mean. growing up we werent really a family that cooked. so i dont know recipes. and i dont know single person#recipes. bc every recipe i look up will be WAY too big for me. and i dont want to just cook for myself if i dont have to#because i like making sure everyone like. has the chance to eat when i do! thats fairness. it bothers me when im the only one eating#something that i made. but not in the 'they think i suck at cooking' way. in the 'they arent eating :(' way#and then on top of ALLLLLLL OF THIS. im a picky eater. so even recommended recipes may not land w me#the journey to get this pizza (see: i will eat the leftovers of this one. i will not do that w the frozen ones) was fucking horrendous but#i have it now. and i am no longer hungery :)
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Smth im really looking forward to writing in the au is the joys n motorbaby eating real food for the first time
#exploring all the things they dont know is gonna be so fun but this is smth im particularly excited abt#like they've lived their lives eating dogfood theyre hungry and have no fucking idea of the concept of like#eating not just bc youre hungry if im making sense#anyway i want ghoul to eat pizza and burst into tears do u see my vision#chattering
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god today was such a shit day
#ok mayb my history test just sucked but still#throws up#im pretty hungry ngl. i was craving pizza the whole day 😞#but i didn't want to ask my mom cause i felt like i didn't deserve it after whatever the hell i wrote in my history test.#argh this is so stupid lol anyway i need to shower and eat something b4 i go crazy
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brother’s best friend!lee jeno x reader
minors dni
summary: your overprotective big brother's best friend is just too irresistible. too bad you have to keep your relationship a secret from him. established relationship au!
warnings: jeno is a freak lowkey, creampie, breeding kink, possessiveness, unprotected sex, size kink (if you squint), mating press, jeno fat cock, jeno is a simp, squirting, pussy eating, literally just pwp
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a/n: intentional lowercase (i hate autocaps) and not proofread so if you see any grammar mistakes lmk. IK THIS IS A WORN OUT TROPE BUT IDC BROTHERS BEST FRIEND JENO FTW this is just so self indulgent so if its ass um ☠️
pretty pink lip gloss, fresh set of french tip acrylics, short white mini skirt, strawberry scented lotion, and a pink lacy camisole. you, na y/n, were going to be the death of lee jeno.
"dude stop looking at my little sister like that you freak," jaemin threw a dirty sock laying around at his best friend's face as jeno stared at your plump ass like a piece of meat while you were in the kitchen making yourself a snack.
"shut the fuck up man," jeno grumbled as he proceeded to knock jaemin off course in moo moo meadows in mario kart.
you smirked knowingly with your back turned. you knew exactly what you were doing. it was 10 pm on a friday night, meaning jeno and jaemin were having their weekly guys night and would crash in the living room, playing video games, drinking beer, and eating pizza.
and it also meant you would get to dangle yourself like a piece of meat in front of your boyfriend and oblivious brother as you watch your hungry boyfriend try to behave himself.
"jaem let me have a turn," you whined, inviting yourself into the living room, and sat between the two boys on the verge of beating the shit out of each other over mario kart.
"y/n you know damn well you're shit at these types of games now why would i let you play when im about to rock jeno's shit," jaemin didn't even look over at you and continued to focus on the screen. "FUCKKKK JENO THOSE GODDAMN SHELLS. FUCK YOU DICKFACE”
jeno on the other hand glanced over at you, eyes never looking once at yours and instead focused straight on your plump titties popping right out of your push up bra. and he drove right off course, leaving jaemin to yelp in victory as he finished in 1st place.
"fuck you jaemin. here y/n you can play on my controller," jeno rolled his eyes and passed his controller to you. his character was already pink yoshi, making your heart melt because he knew that was your go to.
“thank you, jeno. at least some people are actually nice and considerate,” you rolled your eyes at your older brother.
"well okay you asked for it. prepare to get your ass kicked like our dear jen over there, y/n," jaemin said with an evil glint in his eyes.
as the game was about to start, you suddenly had an idea and paused the game. "wait jaem, i don't really know how to play. can you go easy on me?"
"hell no. you wanted to play with the big boys so now you gotta face the consequences."
you turned to look at jeno, who was very obviously just staring at your tits the entire time. "jeno, jaemin is being a bitch to me. can you teach me how to play since he doesn't want to go easy on me?" you tilted your head and pouted your lip in a way that you knew he liked.
you knew damn well how to play and beat the shit out of jaemin at mario kart but you also knew how good you looked right now and how this would be the perfect opportunity to tease your sexy boyfriend.
"aw hell no that's cheating, y/n," jaemin whined.
“too bad. it ain’t up to you, sore loser.” you gave jeno a smirk with a knowing look in your eyes.
"well i don't mind. plus you won the last round anyways, jaem," jeno spoke up, shifting around and subtlely fixing his sweatpants. you were teasing him so bad and it was going straight to his cock.
jaemin looked at jeno, then you, then right back at jeno, narrowing his eyes a bit. "hey since when did you two get so chummy?"
"jaemin stop being a bitch and let's just play. i don't even know how to play and jeno helping me isn't going to suddenly make me become a mario kart god."
jaemin rolled his eyes. "whatever man."
jaemin unpaused the game and the race started. you pretended to freak out, not knowing where to go as jaemin left you in the dust.
jaemin started laughing his ass off as he quickly climbed the ranks as you were left in dead last. "kiss my ass, y/n."
jeno leaned over to show you the controls but you took this opportunity to yank him to sit behind you, causing you almost be sitting in his lap as his arms wrapped you. "now show me the controls," you grinned evilly and shifted around so your ass rubbed against his dick.
jeno was stunned. doing this literally right in front of your brother? who forbade you two from ever seeing each other? he could just smell your sweet strawberry perfume, which had him wanting to just gobble you up. and your cute little outfit, god he just wanted to rip it right off of you and mark your body up, claim you as his. and not gonna lie, the thrill of being right next to your brother and his best friend had his heart pumping blood straight to his boner.
you both were lucky jaemin had tunnel vision when it came to video games, his face literally glued to the screen. otherwise he would've seen how your little white skirt rode up your thighs and your panties were literally grinding against his best friend's cock.
you let jeno take the controller and pretended to still be the one playing, occasionally screaming out curses at your brother and let out cheers when you hit him with shells. meanwhile you were really just shifting around on jeno's cock through his sweat pants as you ran your manicured nails up and down his veiny arms that were wrapped around you. his hands just looked so big and meaty on that controller, had you fantasizing about what they would be doing to you tonight.
as you neared the final lap, you in 6th place and jaemin in 2nd, you suddenly grabbed the controller out of jeno's hands and shoved him back beside you. he let out a loud grunt as he fell to the ground. jaemin suddenly took 1st place and finished the round. you were 8th. you gave jeno a fake apologetic look as he glared at you.
“oops,” you whispered, sticking your tongue out.
jaemin looked over at you and gave you a triumphant look. "now what did i tell you?"
you rolled your eyes and stood, your skirt rode up almost all the way and on the verge of exposing the little cream panties with red hearts on them that you knew jeno loved. the way jeno was sitting, you standing up gave him the perfect view of the way your puffy pussy fit in your little panties, making him even harder than before.
"whatever loser i'm heading back to my room. have fun being bitchless on a friday night." jaemin threw a pillow at your turned back. you sauntered back to your room, making careful sure to sway your hips as you knew jeno's eyes were trained straight on your ass.
it was 1 am and you were still up, bored out of your mind and scrolling through your phone. he should've been here by now, you pouted. you got frustrated and started ripping your clothes off, leaving you in just your push-up bra and panties when a voice from behind startled you.
"baby, you already starting without me? i'm hurt," jeno wrapped his arms around you, pressing his body against yours, and whispered softly in your ear, causing you to shiver.
you puffed out your cheeks. "waited for so long. was about to go to sleep because my shithead boyfriend left me needy over here."
jeno started groping at your body, squeezing your juicy tits and lightly grinding his erection against your barely clothed ass. "sorry sweet girl. jaem wouldn't fall asleep because that girl from his econ class finally texted him back, corny ass." he left a trail of kisses down your neck and sucked at a particular spot on your collar bone that had your knees weak.
you smiled to yourself. you couldn't pretend to be mad at him for long, not when you're so whipped for him. you turned around and looked up at him, admiring your sexy boyfriend. he finally listened to you and dyed his hair back to black, leaving it long and messy just how you like it. he was wearing a black compression shirt and grey sweatpants with the simple gold chain you bought him for his birthday. he knew just how you like it. what a fucking manwhore. you were ready to devour him whole.
you smashed your lips on his, messy and hot, tongue everywhere and spit dripping down your connected mouths. suddenly, you pushed him down on your bed and started straddling him, grinding your pussy directly on his cock through his sweatpants, causing him to groan into your mouth. one hand gripped at your hair and the other groped your ass.
"baby i need you. i missed you so much," you whispered, looking into his eyes.
he connected his lips to yours with a renewed fervor. clothes started flying off as you kissed each other passionately. he reached for a condom in your nightstand but you stopped him.
"raw baby. i need you in me right now." you grinned at him.
he cursed, flipped you over on your back and used his weight to press you against the mattress. his thick, muscular body pressing you to the mattress had you breathless and in need for more. "is my baby needy? is my baby needy for this cock?"
he reached down and began to lightly caress your pussy, gathering your leaking juices and spreading it around. his fingers teased your hole, rubbing circles around it and occasionally deciding to stick one in for one pump before going back to rubbing and teasing.
"had me thinking about this pussy all night. fuck. love you so much baby. you're so sexy and you get me so hard. no one does it for me like you. you looked so cute today, just wanted to eat you up. didn't care if that shithead was there, just wanted to love on my girl." he continued to tease your little pussy and alternate between fingering and rubbing you.
then he crawled down until he was facing your wet pussy directly. staring at your pussy like a piece of meat in front of starved lion, he gave one long lick all the way up your cunt and started sucking, making sure to make lewd noises. your legs were shaking with need as you gripped his hair.
"fuck you taste so good. all wet just for me. this pussy is mine," he groaned into your cunt.
at this point, your pussy was gushing so much you felt a puddle beneath you. his fingers and lips felt so so good on your pussy but you were tired of his teasing. you got up and suddenly looked down at him seriously. "jen if your cock isn't in me in the next 5 seconds i'm seriously going to break up with you and fuck haechan or something."
this lit a fire within jeno, whose eyes darkened. he lifted his body and gave his impossibly hard cock a few pumps, rubbing your juices all over his massive cock. he grabbed your thighs, lifted your legs over his shoulders, and shoved his cock into your little pussy with one big thrust.
you both moaned out, your pussy leaking happily as he bottomed out, balls deep. he set out on a fast past immediately, pounding your pussy deeper and harder with each thrust. you could feel his heavy balls slap against your ass.
"yes, jen yes yes yes! oh god more more! love you so much baby," you grabbed at his hair as he pounded your pussy into oblivion. in the deep mating press he had you in, you could feel the tip of his cock kissing your cervix with each thrust. his cock was just so so big, you could never get enough of it.
you could see the veins pop out of his neck and his beefy arms were pinning your hips down as his hips were pounding you with each powerful thrust. he looked so so so sexy and he was all yours.
"god baby your pussy was made for me. love you so so much. mine. all mine. everything about you all mine, just for me," jeno kissed you passionately, both moaning into each other mouths.
he used one of his hands to press down on your lower belly, making your pussy leak and throb around him. "you feel that, princess? you feel me deep in your tummy? only i can do that to you, only me."
your mind was blank at this point, body completely numb to everything except the pleasure he was giving you. you could feel yourself about to get sent over the edge, your pussy spasming and clenching hard around every vein on his cock.
"bout to cum baby don't stop don't stop!!" you orgasmed with a loud scream, pussy squirting all over his stomach.
jeno continued fucking you through your orgasm, grunting at the feeling of your little pussy spasming all over his cock. "baby m close too, fuckkk."
fat tears rolled down your face at the overstimulation of pleasure. "jen please cum inside please."
jeno groaned, thrusting every harder and deeper than before. "such a slut. you like that huh? you want your boyfriend to knock you up? you want to have a baby with your brother's best friend? fuck. how about you just get pregnant? he wouldn't be able to disapprove of us when you're already round and waddling around with my baby."
with one loud groan, he bottomed out inside of you and let out his thick load. he collapsed on top of you, cock still balls deep inside, crushing you under all his weight with your face pressed against his sweaty chest.
you stayed like that for a few seconds before you tapped on his back, signaling that you couldn't breathe. still keeping his cock deep inside your leaking pussy, he flipped you over on your side and cuddled your back, wrapping one arm around your waist and the other pushing your hair out of your face. you panted, eyes closed in bliss. jeno drew circles on your arms and left kisses up and down your jaw and neck.
"just saying, you would look sexy as fuck pregnant with our baby." jeno whispered.
you opened your eyes to turn back and swat at his chest but what you saw made your blood run cold in horror.
it was your brother standing right in the open doorway staring at your naked bodies with a look of fury, surprise, horror, and shock that you had never seen before.
the three of you screamed at the sight of each other in unison.
a/n: i intentionally wrote the ending like that because i'm unsure if anyone would even want to continue reading this lmaooo so lmk what you think
#nct smut#jeno smut#jeno x reader#nct dream x reader#nct dream smut#lee jeno smut#lee jeno x reader#jeno#lee jeno#jeno lee
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❝in that lavender haze❞ || tom blyth x f!reader
| request- hear me out! lavender haze with tom 🤭
| A/N- done and done. im hearing you out and im listening so hard. i’ve been high probably like hundreds of times but still cannot properly word it sorry 💔
| WARNINGS- marijuana consumption (mega slay), kissing, eating, wine, tiktok, tooth rotting fluff,
(divider by @benkeibear)
the feeling of your lungs being filled with smoke made you giddy, everything with sharp edges turning soft and fuzzy. coughing lightly at the larger hit you’d taken you passed the blunt to your left, to tom.
your eyes fixed on the way his lips wrapped around it and the way he closed his eyes at the sensation. your hopeless crush on your mutual friend with rachel had been developing for months, seeing him at every gathering and meet up.
he was fairly nice and polite, the true english way. you just wished he’d converse with you, more than small talk. you’re laying on your back on the floor and studying the swirling patterns on the ceiling. out of your peripheral vision you see tom lay down next to you.
staring at the ceiling with you, you don’t ever say too much. and you don’t really read into my melancholia.
“you don’t have much to say, do you?” you question into the air hoping that tom would cling on. he hums and says “yeah, i don’t know what you like or what you don’t like so i jus’ say nothing.” you turn your head to face him- all caution thrown to the wind. you find it hard to care about your words in your state. “when i first met you i thought you hated me, you wouldn’t talk to me like how you talked to everyone else. thought i might’ve done something. sometimes i still think that.” you confess and it hangs lowly over both of you.
“i was honestly kind of scared of you. in my head you’re this cool actress who does slashers and everyone loves her. i didn’t wanna say the wrong thing.” you smile and place your hand on your chest. “you think i’m cool? i think you’re cooler, tom.”
his eyes crinkle when he laughs and you love it. you find it hard to decipher where the high ends and where how tom makes you feel starts, but they’re mixing. “i think you’re really cool. you do these cool like artistic horror movies and i’m kind of obsessed with your acting.”
i find it dizzying, they’re bringing up my history. but you aren’t even listening.
the group on the couch and chairs above you pass a bottle of wine and finish off the blunt. your friend laughs loudly and you turn to look at him. “do you remember that time last year when you dated the like entire cast of that one movie? what’s it called? i can’t remember. that was funny as shit.” you cringe and cover your face trying to forget.
tom lightly grazes your shoulder with his finger and whispers “are you hungry? i really want pizza right now.” you smile and nod. he wasn��t going to ask about your questionable past times. he pulls his phone out of his pocket and hands it to you. “i can’t function enough to order pizza, could you do it?” you happily nod and scroll your way through the menu before you both agree on toppings you both like.
i just wanna stay in that lavender haze. talk your talk and go viral, i just need this love spiral.
the pair had found themselves in a corner, talking and giggling over pizza whilst telling stories. “yeah! and she kept asking when i was going to settle down and get married. during an interview for a horror movie.” tom shakes his head and laughs. “i couldn’t get through one promo or interview without someone showing me at-least one edit of me. it was torture.” you pull your phone out and show him how edits of him had filled your timeline.
“you’re literally everywhere. i’m not complaining but sometimes i want to see something else!” he picks his phone up and shows your his own home page. “i’m sorry i ruined your tiktok, but this might make up for it.” his entire for you page was filled with edits of you and you co-stars from your latest movie.
you laugh and watch them “i had no idea people made edits of me, i feel honored. it’s like a right of passage.” he sets his phone down as well as his pizza. “they only the use the same ten clips of you covered in blood, i need more content.” you place you own pizza down and lean towards him.
“do you wanna know a secret i’m not supposed to tell anyone?” he nods and leans closer. “i’m gonna in the next scream movie and i’m one of the ghostface’s, you’re gonna see me murdering on the big screen.” he raises his eyebrows and you barley take into account how close your faces are.
“i love everything you’re in. when i first met you, i went home and watched everything you’ve done.” he confesses with a smile and red eyes. “i did the exact same thing, rachel told me i was creepy! we’re like each others biggest fans.”
get it off your chest, get it off my desk. that lavender haze, i just wanna stay.
you’re sitting in the bathtub of your bathroom passing a blunt back and forth between you and tom. “it’s so much quieter in here, i love them but they’re so loud.” you say leaning your head back on the tile. he softly chuckles and looks at you. “i can’t believe we could’ve been hanging out for months, i should’ve just talked to you.” you smile and set the blunt in the ashtray you brought with you.
“yeah but where’s the fun in that? this is probably the best night i’ve had in a while.” you turn to look at him and you study his features. you’ve never had a chance to really look at him, your glossy eyes try to memorize each slope and curve of his face.
“can i kiss you?” you whisper out before even realizing you’ve said it. he mutters a small ‘yes’ and you’re leaning in, like your body’s on autopilot. he tastes like weed and pizza, you couldn’t find a bone in your body that cared. you sluggishly manage to inch onto his lap. “you’re so pretty.” he whispers in between kisses. his hands find purchase on your waist, not letting you even dream of getting off of him.
you reluctantly pull back and his lips chase yours. “do you wanna hang out tomorrow?” you ask him with a smile. “i would be honored, maybe i’ll take you out on a real date.” his hands are rubbing small circles on your waist. “the press is gonna love that one.” you mutter out before leaning back into him.
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Fuck i took some painkillers and took a giant nap but I still feel like shit why is my body like this
#ough#im hungry bc i only ate breakfast today and it was hours ago#but i dont feel well enough to go make myself food#and im literally having frozen pizza today#i mean like there's not much i have to do but its still a bit overwhelming#idk whats wrong with me#i also kinda want to get myself a snack for later but. my body doesnt wanna be upwards#my body doesnt wanna be. in general#also my hair is nasty and its too hot to wear a hat lmao#also i did consider that maybe its because of the sun and heat that i feel so bad but its not been that hot the last few days#i know im not drinking enough water but i am drinking a lot of other things#i know juice or soda or energy drink isnt the best at hydration but yknow at least its something#idk#i feel like shit#my muscles and bones just dont wanna work today#and in the morning i was both hungry and very nauseous so eating breakfast was pretty difficult#ghhghhhhhhh#im gonna try and go out i want a silly little snack#bee buzz
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