#im so caffeinated rn this is so funny to me
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once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)
#self insert#cross!sans#epic!sans#mblue art#cm#m rambles#(that tag is needed bc hoo boy u can tell i did not get sleep and is fueled by caffeine)#(do not be like me!!!!!!!!! do not deprive urself of sleep 💀💀💀)#(get a good 6-7hrs a day if u can. if 4-5hr works better for u then im not forcing u to sleep more 😤😤😤 as long as u rest well 😁👍)#(AND HYDRATE... if ur reading this try to take a sip rn 🥤)#campus au#(college au scenarios will be tagged that heehoo)#not colored just lines bby 😎😎😎#idiots to lovers type shit where they both confide in epic n he's just chillin#waiting for the time when these dummies will finally confess to eachother themselves#(look i think it's rlly funny seeing cross be all cool calm collected in public but when he talks to epic abt his crush)#(he goes insane with a million different flustered/blushing emojis)#( 'they told me good luck on my test and gave me the nicest smile ever how was i gonna live after that' goofy ass. idiot /aff)#( 'DUDE THEY GAVE ME A MOTIVATIONAL NOTE. IN /PINK/ PAPER. ON CHOCOLATE. DOES THIS...... 😳' guys i love silly dorky cross to bits so much)#(man fucking explodes w his simping n epic just goes LMAO but he's v supportive for his bruh 💪😤)#(on the other hand my sona thinks he's sooo cool and awesome and smart and honestly fucking charming HHELLO THE TIMES WHEN HE LAUGHS AND)#(AND SMILES HELLOOO MR HANDSOME I MEAN WHATT)#( 'stars if he likes me back i wouldn't know what to do with myself. fucking EXPLODE? YIPPEE CONFETTI??' lots of flushge )#(going ueueue at big bro epic bc they got a super massive crush on his bestie but)#(but the head is entertaining 'what-if's BUT i think kuya epic knows how to steer the thoughts away from those and smack em w teasing 😎✨)#(ultimately distracting and successfully reassuring them 😎😎😎)#(tsundere mblue no way not in here im down bad astronomically full on simping my guys)#(he might be a dumbass sometimes but he's my dumbass) (ok i'll shut up now fr)#anywayz campus au is the my highschool au but we're all adults and more tired yippeee
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Less than an hour before the mcelroy selfie & signing
I'm a little nervous
#speculation nation#havent had any caffeine bc ive been having too much of that lately. and it's a shorter day.#so im a bit sleepy. but at least the active nausea is better than it was a bit ago#(waking up so early several days in a row And having them be such physically strenuous days is. hard on the body.)#anyways. yeah. the mcelroys.#i mean ultimately theyre just some guys. but im not good at talking with strangers Anyways#and ive enjoyed their stuff for a good bit now. so. it's intimidating.#but i know theyre nice people. and ultimately all i Really need to do is give them what i want signed and take the pic#but there is opportunity for brief conversation. and i want to try asking them if they remember an anecdote from when my sister saw them#it was a good bit ago so i'll preface it with 'this might be a bit of a longshot but'#the anecdote being that when my sister asked for an autograph for 'Fanny' Clint started writing 'Best Fanny'#before travis was like 'uhhh maybe add a comma there' hfkshfkd#ultimately it WAS such a small moment. and actually thinking about it i dont know if i want to ask them actually.#bc if they Dont remember. which they likely dont. well then that's awkward for all of us.#...but also even if they dont remember it's still a funny story.#and if they Do somehow remember i can be like 'Hello i am that Fanny'#the thing is that theyre people with good humor. so i dont think theyd be upset at me asking.#and maybe theyd even find it funny. even if they dont remember.#i can give no guarantees that i will even try to do this bc i might end up so petrified in the moment that i cannot do it#but i will try my best. aughhgjhg i wish i wasnt passively nausous rn!!! not making it easier!!!#and somehow it's now 40 minutes away AAAAAAAAAAAGH
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I have this awful sense that if people know me, really know me, they won't like me anymore.
#i struggle with this even as an old fking adult lol#tumblr is the closest there is to 'knowing me' funny enough#but yeah#its an awful mental health day#and i have no caffeine or alcohol#so im raw dogging it rn
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in my sleepless caffeinated eyes Kenji kon in that one scene from s2 has become the funniest thing known to the galaxy "I'm really healthy." Yeah I'm sure.
#dude this guys hilarious#i should stop ( i wont)#idk hes so funny to me rn#( i was making. scenes like. pack. when u pack specif scenes. ykwim?)#yes. im caffeinated. sorry#soft shittalks
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Hey there! <3 I really loved the way you write about modern! Anthony and I was wondering on maybe doing something with Benedict?
I was thinking always a modern one, either a xreader or maybe dating! headcanons!
in that case, thanks in anticipation and have a good day/night!!🩷🌸
hi hon ! thank you so much for sending an ask ! im going to structure this like i did for my anthony hc’s, i hope thats okay! im working on a fic rn that’ll be out hopefully soon!
biblically accurate modern!benedict hcs
- benedict WILL draw you
- he will draw quick little silly sketches of you in funny outfits and hats with exaggerated eyes and show them to you while giggling relentlessly
- but he also has an entire sketchbook filled with accurate and detailed drawings/paintings of you. he gets bashful every time you find a new one.
- may or may not have a caffeine addiction
- when you move in with him he moves his little art corner to a different room so you can still sleep while he works
- will get frustrated and come back into the bedroom and watch you sleep until he gets motivated/inspired again
- he loves dogs, specifically small dogs. chihuahuas are probably his favorite but he wont tell anyone.
- his sleep schedule is HORRIBLE, but it evens out when you live together because he wants to fall asleep with you.
- speaking of, i feel like Benedict is a human heater
- which is amazing during the winter
- but when it’s hot it is actually torture because hes trying to fall asleep practically on top of you.
- and youre like PLEASE get the FHUCK off of me and then he pouts and huffs until you make it work or he falls asleep
- benedict is close with every one of his siblings. but especially anthony and eloise.
- has funny uncle vibes
- especially with the younger siblings. he will sneak them candy and also probably money.
- anthony and violet have yet to find out
- i think he probably likes savory foods more than sweets, but will eat anything you make him.
- i feel like hes fully clothed about 50% of the time. the man despises pants i can just feel it in my bones.
- favorite color is red. he likes the versatility.
- cannot sing. but will sing. and will sing loudly. every shower is a concert.
- probably the closest with his mother
- love language is quality time
- this means picnic dates, movie dates, target run dates, going to the grocery store dates
- will make you handwritten cards and paintings for holidays, and puts sticky notes with sappy notes and bad pickup lines on everything you own.
- other than visual art, i think he has a few other hobbies. he likes movies, in fact, he pretty much likes every movie he watches. cant get into shows though, his attention span is not long enough. he also likes puzzles, and will frame them and keep them hoarded in his closet.
- i think a part of him is still grieving his father. violet was in constant agony after he died, and anthony was busy inheriting everything and dealing with the trauma of witnessing it: so benedict was left to pick up the pieces with the rest of the siblings. ie. explain what happened to the younger ones, try to cheer them up, etc.
- for that reason, i don’t think he ever really processed it completely, and he gets weirdly quiet when he thinks about it too long.
- cant be in anthony’s office for more than an hour at a time, because it used to be edmunds, and all he can think of is how he would pester his father all day while he worked.
#benedict bridgerton#benedict bridgeron x reader#benedict bridgerton x fem!reader#benedict bridgerton smut#bridgerton#bridgerton fanfic#benedict bridgerton fanfic#benedict bridgerton hc#bridgerton hcs
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bolin with y/n that doesnt want or barely rests!! (me rn)
،، 𝓝ight Owl ; Bolin
request guide | masterlist
resume: where Bolin is calling for you.
content warning: pure fluff ; Bolin x gn!reader ; no nation nor bending status mentioned ; no use of y/n
wc: 0.8k
a/n: this one is funny bc i, too, can't sleep at decent hours. im sorry this is too short:( i tried to get it as long as possible. THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING, LOVE, ENJOY <3
“ I'm facing a dilemma tonight, look around, I'm trapped in silence.
“Honeyyy!” sounded all the way to the living room where you found yourself at that moment. “Come to bed already!”
The image of a Bolin tucked in your shared bed and screaming at you asking for your presence on the room made you giggle, but it didn’t convince you enough to look away from your current task.
It was late at night, you knew it by the almost non-existent sound of cars and people outside the building your boyfriend and you lived at, but it didn't matter since you hadn't finish what you started and if there was something you two were sure about was how determined you were at the time of beginning a task, you needed to finish it in the same day or there would be problems.
The sound of the earthbender's steps coming near you made you turn your gaze to the frame of the door were he was standing now, pouting and with his eyebrows a little bit furrowed.
“Excuse me, but I believe it's past your bed time.” he said, crossing his arms on his chest. “You may accompany back to bed or we will use force.”
“I'm not sleepy!” you defended yourself, pouting back at him. “I just had this big cup of coffee and I'm set to stay up all night, baby.”
Green eyes blinked astonished. “You leave me no choice, owl.”
Before you could protest anything else, big arms trapped you by the torso as Bolin threw you to his shoulder and made his way back to the bedroom. Most of the time that would be fun for you and it would made you feel a hurricane of emotions in your stomach, but at that exact moment it just annoyed you a little bit.
You weren't kidding when you said you didn't feel any type of tiredness in your system, but Bolin just didn’t care at all, he knew if you overworked yourself the results of it would be a very unstable you fighting for your life against a burnout and the earthbender loved you in such amount that just the thought of you feeling anything other than happiness and loved made him sick.
Now on bed, strong arms hugged your waist from behind to keep you laying with him. While he was already beginning to snore, your mind was going a thousand a second thanks to the caffeine and the bother of your unfinished task.
“I feel you trying to get away.” a hoarsely murmur came from him, making your hand stop from moving his arm with such slowness that you thought he wouldn't notice.
“Bo, I just need to finish this, I swear it would be fast.” you whispered back, almost begging.
“Honey, we can get up earlier to finish it, I want you to rest. You deserve it.” he fought back, even if you didn’t see him, you knew he had a frown.
“Bolin, please.” now you begged, not receiving any answer for a couple moments made you feel down at the thought of not finishing what you were so eager to see the results.
When you were about to try and get up again, Bolin's arms just let you go and he switched on his side. Turning to face him you saw how your boyfriend was standing up from bed and putting on his slippers.
“I'll help you,” he offered after thinking for a bit. “So you'll finish faster and we can sleep, how does it sound?”
Your heart felt warm, you couldn’t love him more. You were so fast to stand up with him and get close to leave a sweet kiss on his lips, he blushed thanks to the action, but gladly reciprocated and smiled after distancing, both of you going back to the living room by the hand.
Bolin had thought of it and had decided if he couldn’t get you to rest without finishing your work, he would join you and even help you to lift a bit of weight off your shoulders. The earthbender adored you to the point of sacrificing his own sleep schedule just to help you however he could, you stayed awake even after he fell asleep like a rock as soon as you finished your work and went back to bed with him just watching your boyfriend sleep with his mouth a bit open and a thread of saliva coming down his cheek, thinking how you won the lottery with him.
He did wake up at noon the next day saying how he lost his ability to stay up late, you would completely tease him with that from now on.
#the legend of korra#the legend of korra x reader#bolin#tlok bolin#bolin x reader#bolin fanfic#one shot#request
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It Was An Accident!!! — Zeke x Eren x Jean x fem!Reader
synopsis: jean is dead, zeke killed him and eren doesn’t care about any of it. how on earth did you get wound up into any of this?!
content: modern au, afab!reader, slight crack, fem! masturbation WARNING — dark themes, mention and depiction of murder & death
please. there is absolutely no part 2 for this. there will never be a continuation. i have abandoned this work and given it up to god but i just neeeeded to share it since im in a zeke brainrot rn
Mornings like these were always horrible.
Nothing to do with the blazing hangover headaches or the overbearing feeling of guilt — you’ve long developed immunity to those leverages bumming your mood.
No, mornings like these were horrible because of who you shared them with.
“Stop staring at me.”
You blink rapidly at the sudden deep grumble of Zeke’s voice in front to you.
Naturally your first reaction is to coo because the blonde whispers of hair that crown his face and the squish of his cheek onto the blanket almost make you snort with laughter. But only almost, because there was nothing funny, or amusing or even endearing about waking up next to this monster of a man.
“I’m not staring at you.” You mumble, hardly embarrassed from being caught.
You avert your eyes away from the man although your cheeks stay flushed against the pillow.
Zeke still doesn’t open his eyes but you can see the tort of his eyebrows slightly crease. His expressions seemed so much more expressive when he didn’t have his glasses to cover them.
“Yes, you are. I can literally feel your evil eyes on me. It’s the sole reason why I woke up.”
Zeke’s morning voice is low but in some places it’s whiney. He’s only ever this whiney in front of you.
Briefly closing your eyes, you don’t even think to retort back with the expected ‘I’m not evil’ cry. At this point, you don’t even think you could deny his claim. In a sense he was right.
Besides, being defensive around Zeke wasn’t an option nowadays, especially not when he knew so intricately in how to annoy you.
Instead, you decide to question him.
“How are you always this much of a pain this early into the morning?”
Opening your eyes again, your met to see that Zeke also has his open but they’re not looking at you. They’re squinted, still getting adjusted to the morning light. But despite that, Zeke still finds away ��� even in the delirious state of just waking up — to barter off of you.
“Being a pain is my coffee. My caffeine. Being a hater fuels everything about me.”
Zeke’s words are followed with an unapologetic yawn. As the man’s hot breath breathes into your face, you turn away. You make a gagging sound as your hand plugs at your nose.
“Fuck, man. Please don’t do that shit right in my face! Like go brush your teeth or something.”
Zeke doesn’t say anything in reply but you do hear him dryly snicker. His reaction rises a shallow simmer of anger inside of you and so you kick his shin underneath the covers. The laughter ceases.
“Next time, share a bed with Eren.” You grumble as you fling the duvet cover off of you and slide out of bed.
You can’t see his reaction but you know Zeke’s got something witty to say; he’s always got something witty to say.
“What, and leave you by yourself with Jean?”
You shrug as you scratch at your ass, already trudging to the en-suite bathroom.
“I don’t think I’d mind.” You spit. “I’d rather share a bed with a corpse than with you.”
Breakfast was mostly quiet, bar for the loud chomping of Eren chowing down his food. Sometimes you wonder whether he was the one raised without both his parents as opposed to Zeke.
The hotel was serving a continental breakfast and so Zeke thought the least he could do was ‘pay’ for everyone to eat. After the night you’ve all had, it was definitely needed. You believe the gesture was kind and was even about to thank Zeke for the thoughtfulness. However, once you realised you were already entitled to the food since you’d already paid for the second hotel room, you ceased your tongue.
“You know,” Eren waves his fork in your direction, his mouth still full of food. “This shit ain’t even real egg. It’s just yellow muck in a packet that they add water to.”
There’s a part of you that wants to ignore him, brush him off and continue to pick at your own food but in all honesty you were scared of the brunette Jaeger. Both brothers were sick in the head but Eren was on a different level of unhinged.
You didn’t even want to fathom what he’d do to you if you pissed him off in the slightest.
“Oh, really?” You plainly muse.
You take a bite out of your food to keep your mouth busy. Maybe if you showed signs of oral occupation, he’d eventually leave you alone.
“Yeah. Real gruesome stuff when you look into it but I honestly don’t think it matters. I say if it taste good, then I’m eating it! Don’t worry or care about where its come from or where its been.”
Eren gives you a suggestive look as he wiggles his eyebrows in your direction. You don’t even linger or question what innuendo he was suggesting but either way you were put off. Part of you wants to throw up the little of what you have in your stomach but you know that wasn’t the best case scenario for anyone.
Luckily, Erens interested in his Fake Eggs again and so he takes a hasty scoop of the food before cramming it into his mouth. You’d think he hadn’t eaten for days.
“Okay, so this is how it’s gonna go.”
Zeke turns his iPad towards the two of you. He’s been drawing and tapping and scrolling at it all breakfast.
“All we gotta do is frame Jean’s death as an accident. I’ve done a bit of research and we can easily propose it as if he’d just been a bit too silly and girlbossed too close to the sun. If we really back trace our steps, we can cover shit up and make us look like the victims.”
Zeke pushes the device to your direction before sitting back and folding his arms.
“I honestly think it’s a master plan.”
Both you and Eren lean in at the same time to witness an opened Procreate file that had scribbles and illustrations of Zeke’s supposed mind-blowing plan on.
Part of you feels that whatevers happening here is doomed because who the fuck even uses an art creating app to create a master plan of how to frame a murder? But then the other half of you just didn’t care. You’d gone beyond worrying about these type of things.
As Eren’s eyes glance over the page, his face suddenly breaks into a looped smile.
“Heck yeah, I get to play the mourning boyfriend? Sweet.”
At first you didn’t know how to react because maybe Eren was joking about being assigned a real role for the plan, but it’s when you saw how sparkly his eyes looked that you knew he was serious.
With a sigh, you give the Jaeger a pitiful look.
“Eren, you already are the mourning boyfriend.”
Seeing Eren’s emerald eyes peer through the side of his hair at you and you momentarily fear for your safety, fearing his reaction. But once he swoops the dangling piece behind his ear and shrugs, your defenses are slightly lowered.
“Yeah, but now I get to play the part. It gives me a reason to actually be sad about what happened. Surprisingly, I don’t feel anything right now.”
Slightly unnerving but you don’t dispute it.
The things that pissed Eren off weren’t simple — the brunette found it easy to be erratic about the smallest of things. But god forbid he feel an ounce of something for the death of his late boyfriend at the hands of his half brother.
You then figure Zeke probably allocated Eren that role just to make him feel included because in all reality, what good was the brunette for if not fucking up a role that didn’t make sense to him?
Looking back to the iPad, your eyes glide over the plan.
Not like you’d know whether things would work or not but Zeke had a cool nick for being able to calculate situations and their outcomes. Sometimes you think to commend him for his efforts because if it’s one thing about him? It’s that he’ll always get the three of you out whatever mud you’re currently in.
But then, he does something stupendously idiotic that absolutely grinds your gears, and makes you wish nothing but death and malice upon his life.
“Wait, why do I have to be betrothed to you again? What the fuck?”
Zekes in the midst of having a coffee mug against his lips, and he makes a hum at your words, as if you asked a insightful question during a seminar.
Lowering it, he ponders upwards before replying smoothly.
“To make it more plausible.”
“Bullshit.” You snap.
Zeke raises his shoulders but in a questioning stance. The look on his face makes you feel imbecilic, like you don’t know what you’re playing at, but you know Zeke well enough to know it was most likely a ruse.
“What else do you suggest? That you’re just gonna play the loner who decided to tag along? That suspiciously has connections to no one but the dead guy in the bathtub?”
“I don’t have connections to him!” You hiss.
Zeke raises his eyes at you and your next words are fumbled.
“He just…happens to think I’m his office competition! Eren has more connection to him than I do. His dick has literally been up his ass!”
“Believe it or not, it was always the other way round.” Eren chirps.
“Come on, be real for once. We’ve done this way too many times for you to have a problem with the arrangements.” Zeke takes a nonchalant sip at his coffee. “Is it because you’re still angry about this morning?”
Something inside you clicks.
Because why does Zeke always reduce your emotions to petty experience? If he truly believes that you’re angry simply because of a sleeping arrangement or because of how annoying he is or because of morning breath — then how lowly did he view you?
With a sarcastic huff of amusement, you look upwards at the ceiling before rounding down to watch Zeke in his face.
“Is that what you think this is about? About silly morning pillow talk?”
Zeke doesn’t look bothered nor gives an answer but he’s definitely listening. Eren only continues scoffing his face with food as his eyes dart between you both.
“It’s never about ‘this morning’, Zeke. It’s about every time that you call me out for ‘quick drinks’ or ‘a friendly catch up’ that we always seem to end up with a dead body on our hands. And now, you’ve gone and done it, because you’ve gotten Eren’s boyfriend involved.”
Eren raises his fork in thought, his face showing clear signs of nostalgia.
“We never really liked to use the label boyfriend. We liked Evergreen Other more — gave it more meaning, you know?”
Zeke slightly snorts, because he always finds shit funny, but there’s a switch in you that’s jammed and won’t allow you to turn off how his reaction digs at you.
Scraping your chair backwards, you gingerly pick up Eren’s room key before getting up to leave.
“Fuck this.”
Zeke’s eyes follow you cautiously, his expression fixed in a light smirk despite him being concerned.
“Where you going?” He muses.
You only stick your middle finger up at him before marching out of the dining room.
“To check on Eren’s Evergreen Other.” You say.
In all honesty, you’ve never been good with dead bodies.
You’re not sure why you came back to the room but you guess any excuse to be away from the Jaegers.
But there was something about the lack of life in dead people that haunted you a bit more than say, animals. But most of the dead bodies you’ve seen and known before this were never of people you knew. Yes, the odd occasion where you attend the funeral, but this was different.
Stepping into Eren’s room, your heart drums against your chest because you were expectant to see the dead body of someone you knew.
Of a coworker, that Zeke killed — and not in the context of a funeral.
As you slot the key and turn the handle, you open the door to then step into the room.
The place is a dump.
You’re not sure how, considering you’d only booked into these rooms yesterday night and that none of you had any overnight stay belongings. You toe away an empty bag from the door so that you’re able to clear a path and move.
It’s clear Eren had no home training despite his declared dual income, middle class, nuclear family upbringing.
You honestly do question whether he and Zeke got their sob stories mixed up. You wouldn’t put it pass you. So much of what the Jaegers lived for was fabricated and fucked up. Who says their back stories weren’t following the same pattern?
You take a seat on Eren’s unmade bed first but you know it’s because you were stalling. You were dreading going into the bathroom at all costs.
Not that you blame yourself — not even 24 hours ago, you were bartering with Jean back in the office break room — and now he was lifeless, void of any warmth or vim he previously had when alive.
“Maybe I should just mind my business…” You mumble to yourself before lying back down onto the bed with a bounce.
With your hands folded over your stomach, you wonder how you’d gotten into this situation. All you did was accept a messy invitation to be down for a quick fuck and now look, you were an accomplice to a murder.
Now that you think about it, you didn’t even get what you’d come all the way down here for and as you thought about it, your hand subconsciously started to lead down to your crotch and beneath the zip of your jeans.
For the past 12 hours you’ve been on an absolute edge. With everything that’s gone on, you’d forgotten the twinging neediness of your body. Quickly, you find yourself scooting upwards onto the bed and propping your legs up. As soon as your fingers are able to delve deeper beneath your jeans and feel the wetness of your underwear, you realise that you were more wound up than you thought you were.
How on earth did it get this bad?
“Zeke…promise me this is the last time.”
The blonde male disregarded your half moaned words as his lips treaded up the plough of your skin. His hands, as daring as ever slid their way up your shirt.
“You know I can’t promise you anything.”
Despite the blaring alarms in your head telling you not to engage with the man, you couldn’t help deny the tell-tale signs of your body that clearly wanted him. No matter how many times you told yourself you didn’t like him you always seemed to find yourself in this position more times than none.
The both of you sank into the puffed duvet of the hotel bed, the blankets engulfing you both.
You’ve so got to stop answering his ‘dtf?’ texts.
“Why you in town anyways?” You sigh as your hands tug through his blonde hair. It’s definitely gotten longer since the last time you saw him.
Zeke bites down into the suckle of your flesh which makes you whine in retaliation. His hands wash over the plump flesh of your breasts.
“Mm. Had to do a bit of work for Eren.”
You almost comment that it’s nice of him to be looking out for his younger brother but you figure it’d spoil the mood. You hadn’t seen the brunette Jaeger in almost four years. You wonder how he’s doing?
Although as if on queue, the door to the ensuite bathroom of the hotel room bursts open showing none other than a rather bored looking man.
“Zeke, he’s not breathing.” He says.
Both you and Zeke jump up and off each other but for different reasons.
“What?”
“Eren?!”
The brunette, totally oblivious (or maybe just unphased) to your naked presence gives you a nonchalant nod.
“Oh, hey.” He says before he turns back to Zeke. “Jean. He’s in the bathtub but he’s not breathing.”
Automatically, Zeke’s getting up from the bed, boxer crotch still bricked as he half runs into the bathroom behind Eren.
Using the large duvet, you fold it over yourself for decency. Eren doesn’t seem half as bothered but you definitely notice the way his eyes scanned over your body.
”Since when did you get here?” You airily question.
It takes him awhile to realise it’s him you’re talking to but he eventually gets it.
“Oh, me?” He says as he points to himself. “Been here all along. When did you get here?”
You don’t even get a chance to mention that you’ve been here for a good half an hour already because Zeke’s voice echoes from within the bathroom.
“Fuck!”
Eren’s turning around to walk back into the ensuite and see what’s up. You quickly try to grab your shirt so that you could at least have it over your body.
As soon as you walk into the bathroom, you’re met with both Jaegers giving each other concerned looks. Since you’re unsure of what’s going on, you squeeze between them both to decipher the issue.
“What’s actually going o—Oh my fucking God!”
A massive gasp leaves your mouth as you tumble back into Eren’s chest. The brunette catches you but your legs still feel weak at the poorly sight you’re seeing.
There, lying limp in hotel bathtub with his eyes wide open, is none other than Jean Kirschtein — your colleague from work.
At this point, you were deep into a fingering rut. With your jeans pooling at your ankles and your tshirt hiked up, silky moans left your mouth as you continued to finger your cunt and pinch at your nipple.
Your high was so close! — Damn Zeke for leaving you on such an edge.
But before you could even finish at a climax, the door to the ensuite bathroom haggardly opens up on you again for a second time.
“Shit—” The voice croakily said.
You quickly pull your hands away from your folds with speed and squeeze together your legs in embarrassment of getting caught masturbating. However, once you realise who was in from of you, you let out the most blood curdling scream of your life.
How the fuck was Jean Kirschtein alive?!
#zeke jaeger#eren jeager#jean kirschtein#zeke x reader#eren x reader#jean x reader#zeke jeager x reader#jean x black reader#eren x black reader#zeke x black reader#aot#attak on titan
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OCtober day 11: What is your OC's fast food order?
to be entirely honest i have so few ideas. im sorry brain not working rn :( ill try though!
i asked my mom to name a fast food place for them and she chose taco bell, so sure! taco bell orders for modern!tpc characters. problem is i dont go to taco bell often enough to know a normal order, so um. this is basically just me scrolling through the menu and going 'oh [OC] would like that' repeatedly
QC: veggie 'build your own cravings' box: Black Bean Crunchwrap (no nacho cheese), Cheesy bean and rice burrito, chips and nacho cheese sauce, cherry pepsi
Min: Spicy potato soft taco, chips and guacamole, pepsi
Berta: black bean grilled cheese burrito, nachos bellgrande (added jalapenos), iced coffee
Sunny: Mexican pizza, cantina chicken crispy taco (no jalapeno sauce), big cheez-it, baja blast
June: Stacker (added lettuce and onions), hot coffee
Riri: nacho fries, pintos and cheese, dragon paradise iced tea
thoughts: QC: vegetarian! also firmly anti-nacho cheese sauce. she doesn't know that it's in the burrito, dont tell them. For some reason you can't buy chips with guacamole in the box so she just doesn't eat the nacho cheese lol. she prefers coke but will settle for pepsi. Min: has little spice tolerance but is trying his best. gives the guac to QC and takes her nacho cheese. genuinely prefers pepsi Berta: now here's a guy who can handle spice. he doesn't love it but Sunny is always trying to prove that he can handle spice so someone needs to buy something with jalapenos. he is also so caffeine addicted lol Sunny: he will try to have it with jalapeno sauce. whoever's ordering (usually berta) knows to remove it. big cheezit funny. baja blast funny. tacobell funny, really. man who's never taken things seriously June: theoretically stackers seem relatively easy to eat while doing other things. vegetable fan. the 'one black coffee' of the group Riri: buys snacks that can be shared, and barely eats anything themself. but theyve got a fancy iced tea so there's something
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sam and colby oc
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hi. i'd be lying rn if i wasnt about to do the fucking 'sam and colby intro'. like, i would be lying.
SAM AND COLBY FANS JOIN ME
this is a short insight/look at my new oc for the sam and colby universe.
Caspian Killian.
Caspian was born in Wyoming on the 10th of November 1996. He has short fluffy black hair, warm honey-gold/brown eyes and freckled, light skin. He has a scar over the bridge of his nose, numerous (self-harm) scars on both wrists, one on the book of his neck that’s sort of lightning shaped, a huge jagged one down his back and a scar from a gunshot wound on his arm.
Caspian goes by he/him pronouns and is I bisexual.
He is affectionate, funny, sweet, sarcastic, protective, daring, and self-less. He’s very loyal and a good fighter.
Caspian has a fear of losing someone and a fear of failure. He lives with his two aunts (who are actually witches) - Agnes and Xan - as his parents gave him to them because they ‘couldn’t take care of him’ (they were just being selfish and didn’t want a kid). He grew up alongside his cousins - Lance, Roslin and Diantha - and didn’t really know anything about his parents except their names because lovely Agnes and Xan cut contact with them. Caspian really hates his parents. Agnes’ best friend Toft lives with the group too as he was the surrogate father of the cousins and a goofy guy.
Caspian loves caffeine, music, exploring, pranks and many other things. His aesthetic is grunge/vintage.
His life path number is 1 and he is a Pisces.
yeah so its very short but im posting it cause i can and want to. im posting it cause i'll be posting about him later and i think its a good insight.
have a good day/night!!!!!!!!
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i dont have my adderall prescription rn so basically im just chugging 1000mg of caffeine and nonstop ripping the pen instead and like ya know look okay, its workfing im not able to have a conversation with anyone i dont wana go outside and everything hurts BUT i AM able to hyperfocus on recording music for like 16 hours straight and like sometimes things are soooo fuckin funny and make me laugh a lot a lot a lot
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anyway sphinx kate is so real and so good. i also like the idea of like, acquatic hybrids and monsters but thats a whole other au with an entire set of worldbuilding skills i do not have. also i think roach as some kinda actual bug boy is funny but i dont even know how that would happen tbh. oh and also! abt ghost again (sorry im very caffeinated rn my heads all over the place) i honestly think him as any undead is like. so fitting. the imagery. the aesthetic. the callback to the comics canon.
aquatic hybrids and such is my jam im gbr. aquatic monsters and avian monsters/hybrids <333 i didnt even think about bug boy roach[tm] when i originally answered and some of my favourite art of roach is just. bug fella art. like a spiderman esque backstory but its a lil beetle or smth and he accidentally ate it instead of it biting him iykwim undead ghost is so real and true. like partial skeleton and such, its so fun. imagine in a war zone, he just gets shot but it goes perfectly between his exposed ribs or whatever and he keeps goin, its so funny to me
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Unfortunately I'll have to wake up in 4 hours but I'll manage. I don't know, I think being prone to hyperfixation is why can't get addicted to caffeine or tobacco, because it doesn't compare to the sudden flood of endorphins or whatever those happy chemicals are called that enters my body once a fixation starts. I guess I'm just mad people downplay this shit. At the peak of a fixation you're vibrating at the speed of light unable to focus or think straight but then it fades a little and yours fine but then you crash and fall into a bad depressive slump till another fixation strikes.
Like not every post-fixation depressive episode is super bad but they can get REAL bad sometimes, like dangerous levels of bad.
This ain't no cutsey "I know a lot about bugs :)" fixation, hyperfixations are like "if I don't inject bug facts straight into my veins I'm gonna die"
Aaaaaa I dunno I might just bipolar? My mom has it but I read about bipolar and it doesn't sound similar at all .
Eh who cares, hyperfixation is not a medical term anyways, it's a community made term based on the medical term hyperfocus which is used to describe short periods of fixation rather than the long form of fixation that hyperfixation is known for. So if anyone is like "you don't have ADHD you can't use that word" shut up I researched this shit for a whole day the term hyperfixation does not show it self in any medical journal/ documention, at least the ones I found online.
Anyways I don't think I can talk much my head isn't screwed on straight right now I think if I say anything more I'll start rambling about how I feel watched and that seeing spiders is normal actually how come no one else sees spiders when they're tired (this isn't me making fun of people who hallucinate I'm just making fun of myself)
yknow i didnt actually know that hyperfixation was a community made term. learn something new every day! my heads not really on right either and i think id start saying a bunch of nonsense if i tried to have a conversation rn, and then get frustrated that people dont understand me. but i like to just listen too.
one thing im grateful for is that my hyperfixations arent so terribly depressive when they stop. sometimes i feel awful cause i want to feel GOOD again but for the most part they just kind of sadly peter out. it's typically a really long time between them too, at least for me. i know i got fixated on hunter the owl house, and he was like a bright light throughout the misery that was working at mcdonalds and my freshman year of college.
and there was an intense stunt over the summer with lego monkie kid/jttw/sun wukong, where I would draw him every day. it was so easy to fall into that story because of all the different iterations.
It's kinda funny though, because despite there being others, i still remember the joker hyperfixation being particularly intense.
anyway! point is this: we're both sooo tired but i wish you well
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I had so much caffeine today and now none of it is with me and im drooling a little bit but i think im really funny rn. May be also be getting sick
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It's like so complicated atp Bcz yes I wanna kiss kiss fall in love! But then I hate men like I'm confused if I want to be in a relationship or not? 😭 AND THE REAL QUES IS HOW WILL I GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP? Bcz a) my standards are so high I'm not sure if I can even find the man of my dreams and b) even if I did I'd probably never NEVER approach them and lose them for the sake of true love or prolly cuz I'd be scared of rejection
Hah...my love life is not gwenchana rn 😭 NO RIGHT TELL ME IM LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE AND ITD MAKE ME FEEL EVEN BETTER IF MY FUTURE MAN IS A CAFFEINE ADDICT 😭 (you're the first thing I need in the morning BRO-) MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM THE YN TO YOUR PARK SEONGHWA ESP WRITTEN BY BAEKSY OH GOD 😩😩 YES NEVER GIVE UP NEVER WHAT FOR THEM FAKE ASS SCENARIOS
Nooo I promise it gets better or at least I think that bcz i get you it's about the chemistry which wasn't...reaching me. The art style is so pretty though and seunghyun is greener than grass so he's approved obviously AND DOESN'T HE KIND OF REMIND YOU OF YUNHO??? I bawled at the last few chapter though...Bcz they reminded me of Mr and Mrs park's ending 😭 AND MAN AM I WHIPPED FOR SEUNGHYUN!
Someone:- what's love to you?
Me:-
😭😭😭😭 OMG YES MR LAPILLION (I'm pretty sure that's the wrong spelling-) no you're so right the art style does play a major role in my selection of manhwas..I just like pretty things. And the art style of my in laws are obsessed with me did not disappoint. This man is so...like UGH I cant explain it he be making me feel things I don't even know i could feel- but the female's past life was...shit! Im still at the beginning so I'm hoping she gets her happy ever after!!
SO SAD IMMA HV TO SETTLE FOR SOMEONE WHO IS NOT HIM!!! LOOK AT THE WAY HES LOOKING- (he's a drawing, he's a drawing, he's a drawing-) I'm def gonna read secretary's escape now!! OH IVE HEARD OF THT MANHWA!! I see I've found how I'm gonna relax now...I hv my plushies and my pillows with my iPad ready to read!! I also heard Bout a good day to be a dog somewhere and he title IK ITS GONNA BE GOOD
Also ive never read a bl webtoon or a yaoi Bcz ik they can be veryyyy visual which I don't judge! But ik it's not style so yesterday I saw this one yaoi and it's ITS SO CUTE 😭😭😭 so hear me out, there's a guy who's ex gf drops a baby by his door when he comes back frm his military service and he become a single father, he doesn't abandon the baby Bcz he too was an orphan, so he goes to settle on the countryside AND MEETS THE HEAD OF THE VILLAGE WHO IS AN SCRUMPTIOUS, DELICIOUS MAN IN HIS 30s 😩😩😩 there dynamic is actually so funny and it's so cute like my heart beat like I was in love reading that. It's called 'our sunny days' it's worth giving a try so I'm leaving the name of anyone's interested. I MEAN LOOK-
Omg you're so right, watching people study or them being productive makes me wanna get my life together! Ok ok ok hol up imma give you a rough bg of the night crying crow, so the ml is an idol and and the fl is a detective and her job is to protect the ml, although it gets a little confusing as it progresses somehow it has a grip on me or maybe I hv weird tastes Bcz i saw ppl saying tht they didn't get it or how confusing it was 😭😭 BUT THE THING IS WHERE I READ IT I COULD NOT FIND THE COMPLETED VER. which is sad.
Ooohhh thnks bestie you've finally indulged me into my lovesick phase imma read a ton of manhwas. And there's just something about golden retriever energy though-
no because i get it 😭😭 the kiss kiss fall in love only be happening towards the fictional men 😭😭 STOP THAT IS SO ACCURATE FJWBDKHWKD there is also a lack of pretty men around <//3 how will we ever find one 😭
LMFAOOOO NOT GWENCHANA 😭😭😭 NO LITERALLY LIKE MAKE ME UR MUSE???? EYES ONLY ON ME ???? TELL ME HOW IM THE BANE OF UR EXISTENCE???? PLS FHWKDHW OH TO LIVE IN ONE OF MY FICS PLS IF DO ANYTHING 😭😭
i stopped reading it bc i get that he’s a green flag but where’s the …plot, need a little fiery banter with a little bit of hating each other and he gotta look rude??? STOP DO JOT DO THIS FIRST U SAY YUNHO WND THEN SEONGHWA HRQKHDWK
LAPILLION WHATEVER HIS NAME IS IM READY. IM WAITING PLS ARRIVE FHKWHDK THAT MAN IS SO FINE OH MY GOD THE ART STYLE AND THE WAY BE FUCKING BLUSHES LORDDDDDD TAKE ME HFMWHDWK IM EXCITED FOR A DAY TO BE A DOG suits eunwoo 😭😭
omg i haven’t read bl’s but im interested 👁👁 CRYING THAT LITTLE KID ON HIS TIDDIESNRJQMDKK DE WL
those reels with “doctor son/daughter” “un ambassador” “lawyer mother” and im picking up my pens and pencils
wait no bc now im confused on it??? 😭😭
UR WELCOME!! ill def add more once i read them but pls. i beg. read secretary’s escape. i, the way BRKWHDKWHDKW i run across my house when that man shows up on the screen
this is how i go
u know what, golden retrievers >>>> I SAID WHAT I SAID GOLDEN RETRIEVERS WITH A BLACK CAT FL. UGHHH
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WHERE THIS BITCH BE
AHAAAAA i rise from the dirt i intentionally buried myself in to make an update post. Yeah cus i make those now i guess? So where the FUCK have I been? I know 0 people have been asking that but im on some hotgirl shit and my world revolves around me so im making the explanation post anyways because this bitch needs to live a little and stop assuming the internets gonna tear me apart if i show emotion. SO. the short answer? Been working on a toyhouse account to unleash my blorbos upon the world cus i kinda realized that if i dont DISPLAY my ocs noone knows how to fuckin ask questions about them. so i’m doing that. the long answer? drama. sooo much drama. i watched a polycule form and crumble and that aint even the most interesting thing. So i kinda got tired of ppl and just wanted to stop existing for a bit (yknow, typical reality detachment shit.) and i’ve been focused on improving my physical health the best i can because currently thats whats preventing the mental health from improving. I have a fuckign severe caffeine addiction and am working on cutting back on it. So I am CONSTANTLY plagued by brain fog that makes me sorta forget that things exist. which includes this and the ask blog. but to be CLEAR the ask is NOT DEAD i just. need to actually get it to the point where i can TAKE QUESTIONS. which means WORKING ON IT. but rn the toyhouse is number 1 priority because i need something to focus on and it’s keeping me grounded. nor is this blog dead. I just keep doing this thing of ‘i like a post so i can reblog it later when my brain isnt mush that laughs at funny words but i end up forgetting about it’ which is a problem in and of itself but WHATEVER what matters is im gonna start actually USING THIS BLOG and probably SHOUTING A LOT because i do that. whether or not im gonna post art is entirely up to how i feel in the moment, so a lot of this is gonna be sporadic and impulsive because that is how i live my life and i need to stop reigning it in so bad to the point where i sit and do nothing for 10 hours a day because the mortifying thought of ‘what if you end up regretting it’ is seared into my brain from years of being the gifted kid with nothing to show for it. so yeah whos ready for my multifandom crossover bullshit because i am 2 steps away from just dumping it out there
#Cy rambles#good lord idk what this post is#i want to have a social presence but i am not a social person#so i just go back and forth on 'will someone like this' and 'the world isnt ready for me'#but fuck it#have my brain dumpings cus the bog no longer cares#its me im the problem#its me im the bog#and the bog desires attention so if that means making myself known then so be it#your fandoms are not safe -evil laughter-#anyways self confidence tip: act like the hottest shit#it works i promise
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YAYYAYAYAYAYAY
percy: either genderfluid or a tboy, bi disaster, like. vaguely aroacespec but in the sense that the attraction he feels is like. the shrimp colors of attraction. if that makes sense (it doesn't), owns at least one blåhaj, uses mainly he/they but has a secret little stash of ocean themed neos certain people are allowed to use for him, listens to alot of boybands from the 2000s and 2010s
annabeth: genderfluid, uses mainly they/he/she but doesnt really mind any, bi and demiaroace, soccer player, listens like exclusively to the crane wives and green day
jason: either a repressed cis gay man or an aspec gay trans boy (i also adore bi jason), has curly hair, demiboy but like in the autistic doesnt understand gender way, bites people as a sign of affection alot
piper: sapphic demigirl, listens to sooooo much chappell roan, always wears crop tops with cunty sayings on them, taught jason the hot to go dance, i have more i just for the life of me cant remember rn 😭
leo: literally does not care about labels. hes a boy when its funny hes enby when its funny hes a girl when its funny hes straight when its funny hes aroace when its funny hes gay when its funny etc etc, drinks an unhealthy amount of dr pepper, again i have more i just do not remember them 😭
hazel: demisexual pan demigirl, pastel goth, adores neopronouns and microlabels, listens to alot of jazz music, again i have more i just DO NOT remember them 😭
frank: agender cishet guy he/it, im sleepy as fuck right now so again do not remember any more 😭
nico: gay aroflux enby transmasc he/they/it, autistic, chronically ill, has curly hair but he didnt know how to take care of it on his own and it got so matted after biancas death and will had to teach him how to take care of it, somewhere on the aplatonic spectrum
will: genderfluid transmasc bi, uses he/they pronouns publicly but lets those hes close to use any, plays or has played soccer (specifically goalie or defending midfielder), total astronomy nerd, his wardrobe consists almost exclusively of cargo shorts, flannels, and random band t's (+ the token pretty skirt or two), extremely proud of being southern. will punt you into the sun if you make a sweet home alabama joke or imply southern people have no culture or imply everyone in the south is bigoted or anything along those lines, despite forcing others to take care of themselves he essentially neglects himself. he'll be getting onto nico for not taking care of himself probably meanwhile he hasnt slept in 20 hours, hasnt drank anything that wasnt caffeinated and days, and hasnt had a proper meal since gods knows when, apollo was his first tboy name before finding out he was a half blood, more tboy will name chaos, before settling on will he definitely had an alex phase. and an asher phase, refuses to drink anything that isnt dr pepper or sweet tea or lemonade, has the most beautiful curls. he may be neglecting his general health but he will NOT neglect his curl routine, total cat person, his top three artists on spotify are chappell roan cavetown and naethan apollo
do you want a list of some hcs i have for the seven + nico and will? :3
YES OFC
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