#im so FREAKING normal

[emberunderscore]

midas villain thoughts have been consolidated into 3 seperate ideas

number 1 - "Lost to the Decay" Midas was the same as canon at the beginning, they were kind and their moral compass was strong enough they wouldn't bring a child into the worldport. then the decay starts, as we know it goes for their eyes first and when it takes their eyes it takes their soul too - or at least a part of it, stripping them down to some of the core things that make up a sherbert: denial, how okay they are with being alone (and how much of an asshole they are) and i need to cook on the other two a bit more but their denial is high, its like they've been reverted back to default settings and high denial feels right to be the default for a sherb. the decay causes them to forget why they stayed as quixis in the first place so they convince themself it was a choice they made because they wanted the power and the control (and the spite that fuels them to not let anyone be quixis ever again). especially when they're unable to pull icarus to be quixis they use that time to convince themself that theyre the one in control and even if they could they wouldnt give away their position. this one is probably the one that convinces themself that they want to carve a name for themself and if youve seen my recent ramblings this is probably the one that'd (tell themself that they should) be proud of being the longest quixis and the damage they've caused think like coughing up blood (weird decay goo or smth) and laughing hysterically kinda thing also this midas would be more decayed than canon because i imagine they abuse their power and dont try to stop the decay as much so like if c!midas was pretty close to being fully decayed this midas would probably be dead before the finale (alternatively they just begin literally falling apart . you can probably tell this is the one i like to think about body horror stuff for the most) probably the closest to epic au midas (whos scylla if you dont know my epic au) song: Oh Ana by Mother Mother / Lonely King by CG5

number 2 - "Overcome by Anger" Almost everything the same but Midas is just more angry in general . they get so sick of being yelled at and ignored and having their intentions assumed all by icarus and then fable getting released just causes them to fucking snap . they decide that if icarus wants to see them as this malevolent god-being then why try to be anything else (can you see the similarities between them and s3 icarus deciding that if they keep fucking up then why try to be anything but a villain?) and the wings would've been intentional . they were done with not being listened to and they were done with trying to help . they still hate fable's guts and as icarus gets closer to him they start to hate them more as well . songs: Angry Too by Lola Blanc / ANTI-HERO by Sekai No Owari

number 3 - "Chaotic Neutral" chaotic midas who just wants to fuck up everything and be a little chaos gremlin, just somewhere between chaotic neutral and chaotic evil type shit . this is the version with the least amount of coherent thoughts regarding it. most of it is based on vibes and songs those songs: Entropy by Awkward Marina / Whose Eye Is It Anyway??? by Jhariah (/ Haunted by Laura Les)

[mourn-and-watch]

it's so funny how da2 is widely considered to be the disgrace of da games and was also made like in a year or something but it still managed to create one of the most popular characters in the franchise. varric literally became da's in-game official narrator. anders has a wikipedia page with a controversy part highlighted. everyone is talking about solas now and for a good reason but his importance to the lore & plot is literally off the charts and he's also a god. fenris made people go crazy like that while being just a guy from a side optional quest you can accidentally skip

[shepscapades]

Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will

[raepliica]

priest guy sending mixed signals, what is he up to?🤨🕶🤏

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[Image Description: A warm-toned comic featuring Trigun98 characters. It opens with Vash shouting "YOWCH!!" as a half-eaten donut flies through the air, a bruise on Vash's tongue. Meryl, editing papers, is annoyed as he complains: "Ow! Ow! I bi'e my 'ongue..." "What's the rush?" Meryl asks, "They're all yours." Vash, still hurt, tries to explain: "They're jus' sooo good!" Meryl argues back, "Well, savour it then!" Wolfwood has been watching the scene unfold as Meryl continues, "Satisfying your sweet tooth doesn't come cheap, unfortunately." Wolfwood clicks his lighter open and closed, again and again. Without a word, he leans closer, his thumb on Vash's lips. "Wolfwood...?" Vash trails off. Then, Wolfwood opens Vash's mouth and knicks his thumb on one of Vash's canines in one fell swoop. "Wah? Huh??" Vash says as Wolfwood pulls his bleeding thumb away. He licks the blood off the wound then snickers at Vash. Meryl looks disgusted, Vash has lit up in an embarrassed explosion, and Milly remarks, curious: "Those are surprisingly sharp, Mr. Vash!" Question marks float around Vash, and his donuts lay discarded on the table. Each panel is signed by raepliica. End ID]

[saintaviator]

something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.

[puppyeared]

good morning sifloop nation

[drbtinglecannon]

In Knives Out Blanc wanted to do the murder mystery investigation with Marta so bad, but she was certain she was guilty so she spent a good amount of the movie avoiding/hiding stuff from him

Meanwhile in Glass Onion Helen was fucking carrying the investigation, even while accidentally getting drunk, and even went to investigation lengths Blanc was hesitant to do

[binglepringle]

“On your back…are those…exit wounds? They’re…so big…”

[yayll]

~ a little something about you and Dazai working together... or at least trying to ~

"Hold still! God, you really need to be more careful, Dazai, I worr-"

He blinks, and tilts his head, his voice soft yet firm as you both sit on the agency's couch.

"Would you mind looking at me real quick?"

You glance up from disinfecting his wound, and hum.

"Mm, why?"

He sighs, and when he speaks his voice comes out dramatic yet tantalizing, the way he always makes it sound when he knows he's about to say something silly. Something you'll hopefully scold him for! Yum...

"Oh, no reason... Just wanted a little kiss before I inevitably die in your loving embrace~"

You roll your eyes and groan, it makes his stomach do flips. There it is, that adorable shade of pink he loves so much! It matches the one you had on in bed this morning, but that's too naughty to think about now... Dazai hears the way your voice is significantly less strict, and he knows he has you. When does he not?

"Not now, Dazai-"

He interrupts, pouting as he reaches over and twists a lock of your hair in between his slender fingers, twirling it mindlessly while you mend his wound. He gives you a melting expression as his eyes droop enough for you to have no choice but to notice his despair as he whines.

"Mmm, why do you always only call me Dazai when we're at work?"

You sigh as you gently finish dressing his wounds, the fresh bandage mingling with his older ones... He makes a mental note to have you change those later too.

Anything to keep your hands all over him. Desiring him. Always in sight, always on the mind.

"Because we're at work... we're professionals, remember?"

That silly little comment makes him scoff.

"Hmph. Well, everyone knows..."

"Know what?"

"That you and I kiss in the supply closet sometim-"

You fling yourself against his chest and clamp his mouth shut, cheeks burning redder than a tomato. He licks the inside of your palm, causing you to immediately yank your hand away with a small squeak. You can't hold back the way your lips curl into an embarrassed smile as you hiss, and it makes him almost froth at the mouth... Trying to relearn decency is hard when he's this close to you.

"Professionals, Dazai!"

"... We should kiss" He blurts out, face smug.

"No"

"But it huuurtssss!" He's desperate now, resorting to the lowest of the lows so you'll accomodate him against all wishes, not like he has any shame left. He dramatically points at his wrapped up wrist, and slumps back onto the couch as he deflates into deadweight.

Your face softens and you look down, sighing in resignation that your boyfriend might just be a total baby FREAK. His pupils turn into hearts when you speak to him in the way he wants you to.

"Where does it hurt?"

"Who are you referring to?"

"You..?"

He smirks devilishly, and shrugs, feigning ignorance as he looks off to the side, arms crossed. You slowly start to get it, and crack a smirk. You exhale, shaking your head as you give him what he covets for.

"... Where does it hurt, Osamu?"

There it is, the magic word. By the time you're done asking that he's already crawled ontop of you, cornering you on the small loveseat and caging you in between his slender frame. Dazai takes your hand in his, and intertwines your fingers together as he nuzzles your cheek with his nose. His voice is soft, gentle, and talks you through it, just how he did this morning.

"Mmm, I'm not sure anymore... Let's find out together"

Your breath hitches, and you become bashful under him. He looks at you with narrowed eyes, knowing what it does to you, but more importantly what it does to his sick little mind. Leave it to Dazai to turn playful banter into something that will surely leave the two of you a mess... Hopefully you a little more than him. You whisper, a little breathless.

"Oh, now you're just baiting me, huh..."

"Well if I'm bait, then you're biting."

He whispers back, as if sucking the very life force out of you with his eye contact alone. This is how he wins, how he secures heaven for himself every single day, selfishly. He's not hiding anything in his expressions. He wants you for him, and no one else.

You really never stood a chance.

[cyphyra]

hi hot take but i think ace people should be allowed to produce and consume fetish content without being questioned like "i thought you were ace????"

like yes, i am viscerally repulsed by the thought of penetrative sex irl, that much is true. i also happen to enjoy the impossible-in-real-life fictional situations of being stuffed full of slime, or eggs, or both. plus a ton of other even wilder shit. these concepts are not mutually exclusive and it's really fucking annoying to be asked why im into fetish content if im ace after the 20th time

[wis-art]

I argued with some random asshole on the internet a while ago and I noticed I made them feel really bad with my anger, I decided to at least get them some groceries as a apology gift because I know they struggling too, few days ago I went over to talk about the situation while calm and to properly apologize, made sure to let the person know that they don't gotta talk to me that it's ok if they don't want anything to do with me, they agreed and added me to a group chat with their girlfriend and then proceeded to berate me for the next 4 hours straight taking turns to call me names 😭 and I'll tell you what. To be called creepy and obsessed for sending the money and get berated for that too??? Like I know $50 isn't like a huge amount nowadays but it was half of all the money in my bank account at the time. And it was a tough decision to make because I am already struggling to pay rent and because I'm too disabled to work. I snapped out of it immediately, like wow no wonder I got mad at them in the first place.

The moral of the story is, don't try to fix things with the worst people you have ever met, your gut feeling was right, there's a reason why you got angry. It will only harm you and make you harm them, too, when you eventually get emotional and pissed off over how they treated you and then use it against you. Whatever you do won't be enough and taken as the worst possible thing to do. Simply fuck off. That's the best outcome for everyone that will hurt the least amount of people.

[awawawoooo]

HOW COME IM SEEING THIS JUST NOW IVE LITERALLY OWNED THE BOOK FOR MONTHSSS

[muscariii]

Shoutout to @coltenisafreak for making this post and giving me inspiration for the drawing.

I still haven't finished the second part of my Morrowind comic but I promise I'm working on it. I just don't have much time since finals are tomorrow xAx

Obligatory Rasha doodles as well. I've been working on her backstory for a bit since I realised I haven't really thought about it before. I'll probably put bits of it into the comic and see how it works out :3

[raptorian]

[skybristle]

rbs > likes

was it worth it, martyr?

[haichawlie]

I Love Alan