#im quite neutral on him BUT... yk whatever

[australianklaviergavin]

MASTERPOST

Okay well. Why choose! Fulbright coming tomorrow, but I just wanted to sketch him rq... Guinea pig Clay!! Guinea pigs, allegedly, have been to space, but they aren't really known for it. They moreso have the reputation of being made to test stuff, and, well... Some of these picks are a lil mean! Sorry, Clay! Bonus below the cut ↓ ↓ ↓

Just a couple of loud guys!

[divinesolas]

HEAR ME OUTTTT !!!

simp!bsf!ethan x chubby!bimbo!reader (cause yk im a sucker for bimbos.)

anyways. them in the back of the lecture room during econ. ethan already was ahead of everyone else and already did all of readers homework and assignments for her. so they're basically sitting in class for nothing. anyways he gets a little handsy during econ, his hand going under the desk and rubbing her thigh. he pulls on the edge of her thigh highs and hears the small snap sound it makes against her skin. and she lets out a little squeak and looks at him but he just tuts and tells her to look at the professor. basically ends up with fingering reader in class then the moment they leave they fuq in the gender neutral bathrooms like rabbits

again just my silly little thoughts on this, hope you enjoy !

You felt like you were going to explode. You didn't know why he had started touching you. And quite frankly you didn't care. You were so close, so fucking close. Only just a little bit more from him, a couple more thrusts from her fingers that were stuffed in you. You didn't know how he kept such a straight face staring straight at the professor as he talked about, whatever you had no clue. You close your eyes and place a hand on your mouth to muffle your own moans.

You were almost there just a little more- but then he stops. You almost shout in anger turning your head to glare at him until the professor's words ring in your ears. 

‘Class dismissed.’

Everyone begins to pack up their stuff and rush out of class as you feel like your stuck in your seat. Ethan even stands and begins packing up your stuff for you as you sit in a daze. He offers you a hand while he carries your bags and leads you out of the class. Stumbling over your own feet as you let Ethan walk you down the hallway, no words are shared between the two of you until he leads you to the gender neutral bathroom and drops your bags on the floor before kissing you and pressing against you.

‘What do you want?’

He whines as he continues to kiss you desperately before pulling away, ‘anything you'll give me.’

‘I want you to fuck me.’ and he groans, desperate for you as he lets you undress him as he sticks the fingers he had used to finger you in his mouth and let out a sigh of delight. 'how do you always taste so fucking good.'

you give him a laugh as you shake off his jeans, 'its because im so sweet.'

[ayuusado]

yo, love your art! There’s this thing i do where i like a post (from Example: You, justfr4tm, Sunlit-Mess), and then whenever, go to the ‘Likes’ section and see whatever i wanted to see again and again. Sort of like a save button. And i keep doing that with your art. I like the thing where Eden’s antenna is in the shape of a heart, but i’d do it a bit differently if i was the creator- making it in the shape of a heart if Eden is looking at Alastor, Angel, Charlie or depending on their mood… and flop around when Valentino, Vox… yk. When i first saw your blog, i didn’t really expect you to post so consistently but yay. Love your art, have a good day!

thank you so much! im glad you view my art like that TT

and speaking of his antenna, it actually does do that ♡ it's part of his punishment as a sinner, he's forced to wear his emotions on display even if he supresses it!

as for vel, hes actually quite okay with her much to alastors dismay.

and in my post where al is comforting him about val, his antenna are out of shape!

but if he feels neutral or if the emotion isn't strong enough, it's normal shape is a heart!

my consistency is my blessing and my curse haha have a wonderful day too!

[ricegobbler]

Hi how are you how would the tfp bots and cons react to meeting a neutral cybertronian couple who are like the joker and Harley Quinn from Batman they are both insanely chaotic and are madly in love with each other

TFP CONS AND BOTS MEETING HARLEY QUINN AND JOKER CYBERTRONIAN COUPLE!!

I FRICKIN LOVE THIS IDEA!! AHHHH

TYSM FOR REQUESTING!! I LOVE YOU SMMMM<333

ENJOY!!!🤍🤍

REQUESTS R STILL OPEN!! (IM STILL WORKING ON YOUR GUYS REQUESTS, PLS BE PATIENT BC I STILL HAVE STUFF IN LIFE</3)

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BOTS:

-they would definitely have some thoughts on the couple.

-Ratchet HATES them. They’re loud, chaotic, everything he hates.

-Optimus is kinda uncomfortable with them, he doesn’t say anything of course tho. He would sometimes just scoot away secretly while the couple would be all lovey dovey. He understands they’re in love, but the way they show love was….something Optimus wasn’t comfortable with. Their chaos was something he didn’t mind, but if they got to chaotic he’d deal with it.

-bee would just awkwardly (and confusingly) stand there and watch the couple do whatever bad things. He gets scared for them when they do something chaotic, he doesn’t like the fact that if one of them died the other would be sad. No one deserves to lose a mate

-bulkhead would also be uncomfortable. At this point, I feel like the whole team would. Their chaos isn’t something that’d bother him, he’s a wrecker, so he’d be used to this stuff.

-Arcee just rolls her eyes at them, she has some attitude. She doesn’t like how chaotic they are, but they get the job done which is all Arcee mostly cares about.

-smokescreen would be making disgusted sounds sometimes, he’d be like “ewwww” or “yuck.” But he loves how chaotic they are, so he tries to third wheel and join their chaos

-ultra Magnus would DEFINITELY hate them. They don’t follow rules or ANYTHING! They’re even worse then Wheeljack-

-Wheeljack wouldn’t care how lovey dovey they are since he’s literally all flirty with half the bots- but he’d also wouldn’t mind their chaos like bulkhead.

CONS:

-Megatron would kinda hate them. They’re loud and chaotic, but they get their jobs done. So he wouldn’t mind that much as long as they did their mission. He would just grumble or roll his eyes at them if they ever get lovey dovey though, he’d yell at them sometimes too-😭

-Starscream wouldn’t like them. He’d definitely get jealous that they get the job done sometimes. He’d hate when they get lovey dovey too bc he’s alone💀

-Soundwave has no thoughts about them other than just get the job done honestly

-Knockout absolutely loves them. Just make sure if you’re gonna get chaotic don’t scratch his paint. He’d sometimes want tips how to be with breakdown too😍😍

-breakdown wouldn’t really have thoughts about them, he likes how chaotic they are tho since yk, he’s a wrecker

-shockwave just thinks they’re illogical, but the way they love each other was quite interesting to this man. So he’d watch how they act like the creepy mf he is.

-predaking would be confused.

-Dreadwing wouldn’t care for them, just wants them to get their job done n that’s it🤷🏻‍♀️

-Airachnid wouldn’t like them. She’d sometimes plan how to kill the couple

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Sorry if this was short, this was a draft and I finished the rest of the half at like 1 am so I was tired asf😭

But Tysm for this request!!<33

Requests still opennnn!

[boltwrites]

Vander x fem!reader, with she/her pronouns?

I really just want some Vander fluff with maybe a bit of angst?

Ik im not really being specific (which probably is not helping you) I just really want a SFW Vander fic-implied smut is fine just like not actual smut, yk?

Vander Relationship Headcanons

A/N: hope you don't mind, but since this is so vague, i decided to use this prompt just as kind of a dumb for sfw relationship headcanons with vander. under the cut because there's just.... a lot of writing lmao. because these are very general, they're mostly gender neutral, but i hope you enjoy anyway!

General

it's kind of difficult dating the man that basically runs the whole of the underground

vander cares for you, of course, but he also has four children and a whole criminal enterprise to run. even if he is a lenient ruler and one who cares about his people, he still has a lot to do in order to make sure the underground runs smoothly and his people stay safe

you have to make peace with your idealism, once you find out that vander has to make deals with the topsiders in order to keep everyone safe. it leads to a lot of arguments and crying on your part in order to accept that he's not quite the revolutionary that everyone made him out to be

but when he has time, when he comes home from making his rounds, collecting his dues, paying off enforcers... he falls into bed with you, and only you

if vander chose you as his person, he would protect your fiercely, no matter how well you could protect yourself on your own. not in the sense that he would baby you, but he would always be by your side and never let someone backstab you

he's a gentle and practice partner. he shows his affection softly and casually, with a hand on your waist or a soft pet name

his favorite part of the day is spending time with you - sharing a meal and stories, or falling asleep next to you

he loves you in a way that's mature and realistic. you both have your own goals and ideas, and he respects that

what i mean by that is that this isn't a whirlwind romance - he's not going to be pulling you aside to be alone or spending days at a time wrapped up in each other. it's practical and stable, it's realistic. he wants to be a team and would need a partner that sees that same goal - creating a family, a community.

Physical Affection

vander' gives excellent hugs. like, the best hugs you've ever had in your whole life

he also loves to wrap an arm around your shoulders or you waist, just to have a little bit of physical contact while you talk or do other things. he's so broad and warm that it's very comforting

he also enjoys cuddling

if you're small, he might express some concern with accidentally crushing you if you two decide to share a bed, but he's never hurt you while napping together

spooning is very nice with him - like the hugs, he's just easy to cuddle with. he's broad, and since his muscle is practical, he's soft against you

he secretly likes being the little spoon sometimes. it may be ridiculous, but he thinks it's sweet

he always gives good morning, good night, and goodbye kisses

but when he's kissing you properly, he always starts gentle and slow before he progresses to anything more serious. he always puts his all into it - wraps an arm around you or tangles a hand in your hair

he's a little noisy when he really gets into kisses - he'll moan if you do something he really likes, and if you kiss somewhere nice on his neck, you might also get him to gasp

on the topic of neck kisses, his beard may end up scratching you a little. he's always embarrassed if that happens - it usually only does when he gets too carried away, so he's doubly embarrassed

vander likes kisses under his jaw and behind his ear

he also likes his beard being scratched and back rubs

he's the kind of guy that will walk up to you at the bar and just sling his arm over your shoulder and kiss your cheek, then join whatever conversation you're having. it's an easy, casual sort of affection

Young Vander

this is absolutely self-indulgent because of my fic best laid plans lmao

vander hasn't changed too much in the way he shows affection, but he doesn't give it out quite so easily

he sticks very closely to people he knows well - people he grew up with, basically

be has big plans, obviously - he wants the undercity to be able to fend for itself as an independent nation and fight for freedom. he'll only be interested in a partner that has those same values

but instead of settling down, the relationship would be more casual - a fwb, basically

he would see you as a way to let off steam, and although he would care for you, he cares for the cause more. he doesn't have time to take care of you, and would see it as a mutually beneficial way to blow off steam

he'd act like you were just a fellow revolutionary in the day, but at night he would pull you into his room, where you would share his kisses and his bed, and he would tell you his dreams for the future

he's very easy to fall for, but not so easy to lock down

he wouldn't "cheat" on you per say - but he's charismatic, and you don't have any claim of exclusivity for him

if you're with young vander, you're pretty much stuck with you've been given. while an older vander values stability and the desire to settle down and run the city, this younger version can only commit himself to one thing - the cause

[gwynbleiddyn]

MIOOOOO: Let’s see Hierophant, Hanged Man, Devil, and since what you talked about earlier, Moon?

For Kve let’s have Justice and World!

fuck yeah let's deep dive

maahes

05.  the hierophant  :  what are your muse’s morals / ethics ? do they follow their moral code strictly ?

he's classed as a true neutral alignment, on a technical level, and that's probably pretty accurate -- i think his moral code is largely driven by what he perceives to be pelor's guidance, understandably due to his oath, with a generous sprinkling of sehanine's wisdom. in faelethris, they are both largely neutral entities (iirc, subject to DM correction if i'm off kilter) whose domains don't adhere to any kind of morality in the traditional sense. you probably wouldn't win mio over by playing to any guilt derived from his apathy, in the same way that you wouldn't really gain anything from making him feel like a bastion of moral principle. he truly doesn't care; pelor's goals and his own goals always outrank other people's.

also, i've spoken about it before, but there's a lot of imagery around the sun in mio's life and it's intentional for several reasons, but specifically one of those reasons is that the sun itself is a neutral body. it's just a star. it has no bearing on what it's doing to our world, but our world thrives on it as much as it has to survive under it. that's kind of the position of the king in akhenaton, in a sense.

tl;dr he's not all bad, but he's really not all good either.

12.  the hanged man  :  how open is your muse to new opportunities ? do they constantly look for them or do they simply take whatever comes their way ?

mio enjoys making connections that could lead to opportunities. there's a reason he defaults to charm and platitudes with most new people, and it's because he never wants to close the door on a potential ally that could owe him a favour. it's a habit he learned from his upbringing for sure, following his father in matters of court and council only opened his eyes to the opportunities that could come his way if he just made the right impression.

i don't think i could say he actively seeks them out, but if he gets wind of connections or alliances that could prove beneficial, he will try to pursue them. i think it's probably a part of his newfound friendship with zin, in all honesty -- which i love. he does genuinely enjoy their company, i have to say, but i think seeing the feywild and seeing zin's real influence definitely had a factor in that shift for mio.

15.  the devil  :  is your muse addicted to any substances ? is there anything that could possibly make them quit ?

money??? fame???? adoration????? he would never give that up actually im sorry

i do have an idea what would be a worst-case ever scenario for mio that would absolutely derail him and send him into a spiral of insane transformation where he abandons these things but i don't want to accidentally manifest it so it's staying in my head

18.  the moon  :  what does your muse long for ? is it a realistic desire ?

THIS IS COMPLEX.

i think more and more he's seeing himself as a suitable replacement for khenum on the throne, but he's definitely viewing it in a way that's like "i'm saving him by taking his place which i was meant to do, and he can live whatever life he wants" which, yk, in itself is not a terrible concept but i do not for one second believe akhen's troubles are going to be resolved so simply, let alone khenum's.

in any case he wants to go home, and he wants 'home' to be what he remembers it being. how realistic is that? i have no idea, but mio would do anything to get it to that point. he's thinking of a future for the first time in a long time, one that extends beyond 'go home' -- it's about what he'll do there, how he'll fit in, and the duty of blood that comes with his lineage.

kveða

11.  justice  :  does your muse find it easy to be impartial in emotional situations ?

he's pretty fuelled by emotion - we joke that he should be a barbarian because nearly all of his emotions inevitably get funnelled into rage which he takes out in pitfights, bloodbaths, and various other morbid means of therapy. so he definitely finds it hard to be impartial and it's very much why he does not do the talking in the group unless it's specifically to bite somebody's head off for looking at his friend the wrong way.

21.  the world  :  is there one thing in life that your muse must accomplish ? what will they do when they complete that goal ?

not a mcfucking clue my dude he's an aimless ball of buried emotions with 398475349 axes at his disposal and the one thing keeping him going is the notion that there will be an end to it all and it will be glorious