#im out here

[mother-of-fuckers]

I can neither fix nor fuck him. I can torment his every waking moment though.

[primaviva]

me doing requests that are prolly months old

[spaciebabie]

youre SO FUCKING STRONG for ur springtrap posting I'm literally eating out of your hand like YOU GET It and not only do you GET IT you also PROVIDE IT for us that arent in the springtrap mines like you are THANK YOU thank you i saw normal springtrap art from you and was like I Know . I can See It . and when i saw you'd also done maid outfit + monsterfucker tongue art for him i crossed myself and looked to the ceiling in thanks that someone like you is scattering these crumbs onto the pavement ohhhhhhhhh

you're SO welcome anon, i aim ta please

[dabingusbongus]

me not knowing how to customize this link

[smilenetwork]

Shadow after he runs over sonic for the 20th time

[janederscore]

so, just for the record, staff's blatantly discriminatory rules enforcement practices are only half the story. like, if you ever find yourself wondering why trans women are always getting termed right after their posts about transmisogyny start getting numbers (and mysteriously start getting mature content flagged for seemingly no reason), its bc there are a couple of specific circles of people who mass report tgirls who talk about that sort of thing too loudly (or, y'know, they're just generally annoyed by). there's at least one discord server more or less dedicated to the practice to my knowledge and i wouldn't be surprised if there were more.

staff, of course, can perform the tied hands routine bc of this - they're just responding to reports! and now that the first ban is served, any subsequent attempts to rebuild one's social life are read as Ban Evasion. girls are left with the non-choice of permanent exile or starting over from scratch, trying to be quieter this time so they don't get found. this is the point, and its being done with purpose by people who, funnily enough, spend most of their time talking about the importance of Community. lol and lmao

[araneapeixes]

I'm afraid I must report I'm obsessed with the wicked movie

[spidertroupeart]

the jokes write themselves

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[mamaangiwine]

"Somebody needs to do something about Sephora 10-year-olds...these i-pad babies are so rude and don't do what they're told....oh my God, these kids can't read and have no social skills...Ugh, look at these little consumers and their Stanley Cups."

I am, in fact, actively worried for these children and I refuse to hate them for the ways that society, as a whole, has failed them.

[spikethegoodboy]

apparently the hot couple i met from fet was talking about my profile and how i havent lost my anal virginity yet. and the husband was telling the wife "you are not going to be his first anal experience. you are too rough" please the thought of them discussing who gets to ravage my ass for the first time... just talk about me like i'm either a timid little thing you have to look out for, or a prize that you get to call dibs on. either way i'm an object for the taking <3

and the way I want her to be my first anyways. I can take it like a good boy. and if I squirm too much or complain, just shove my face in the pillow to shut me up. OH AND SHE WANTS ME TO BRING MY PUP HOOD TO OUR NEXT MEETING.

[pigswithwings]

above all else a trans woman is a person. above all else a trans women is a woman who goes to the same grocery store as you and buys fruits in the same grocery cart as you and goes home and eats her dinner the same as you. above all else a trans woman is a woman who dresses like you do and talks the same way you do. above all else a trans woman is a woman who wants to be cared about the same way you want to be cared about and a trans woman is a woman who makes friends the same way you make friends. above all else you should care about trans women because they are people. treat her as such.

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.

[monstermonger]

Spring songs 🐦‍⬛🎵

[hinamie]

morning glory