#im on my side account because i got locked out of my main account

[sillyhanako]

౨ৎ﹒not with us, us, us﹐゛

୧﹒your life as JULIAN LOKI's sibling ☆

﹒꒦꒷ cw﹔can be read as m!reader or gn!reader, big paragraphs, The Shidou Treatment, lower case intended and thats pretty much it

୧ ₊˚ 688 wc ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱

꒱﹒a/n : julian nation make some noise!!!

ー﹕m.list﹐

you get to be utterly spoiled by him, he takes you with him to buy the weekly groceries and you manage to "sneak" some snacks in (he definitely caugh you and was about to remove them and scold you about how unhealthy they are but he unfortunately cant resist your cute victorious look). gives you a huge monthly allowance but sometimes if youre saving it for something he lets you use his black card, and takes you out shopping whenever he notices you switch to a new aestethic. everybody even his teammates tell him hes spoiling you too much but hes convinced theyre overdramatic and " me? ahaha no im not spoiling them rotten - im just doing my job as a big brother! "

you get to be at pxg's practice matches, holding the water bottles and towels but sometimes even subbing in for lolz ,but the opposing team arent so happy about this because you and julian on the same teams just means trouble and wipes out all hopes to score goals. you and julian are so in sync its impossible to break through you, you dont even need to call for passes or think about a strategy, after all this what happens when youve been passing to him since 7.

you decided to follow your brother's footsteps and youve talked to him about it, he ofcourse was happy for you and was more than exited to follow his career but with you besides him. So naturally he bought you with him to the Neon Egoist League seeing that it was a big opportunity to hone your skills how isnt it honed after all these years?

being THE Julian Loki sibling isnt something to take lightly, or so told by his fans. even though you dont lean to the fame side you do take few photoshoots just because youre in a good mood, and god do they blow up. You play as the "wild card" in matches, only subbing in when faced with a particularly hard team. scoring a "few" goals wich ended with the PxG winning. After few hours after the match you find your edits on tiktok. (you liked them). You enjoyed replying to them with "damn whos that" or "i lowkey look fine 😍"

Either playing on the field or sitting on the bench you get to witness the chaotic blue lockians beef live. Everybody tries to separate the beefers but you werent even trying, it was way too hard to get up from the bed this morning and now you gotta be forced to separate two wild dogs? No thanks. But you do take a video which you post on the main gc after the match.

With the new blue lock memebers on your team you ofcourse got curious about their play style, their personnalities and whatnot. meanwhile Shidou got his eyes on you the moment you stepped on the field, the moment you scored a goal, he claimed you made him "explode" while you were looking at him like ??? He would throw himself on you so much to the point you now perfectly dodge him, he would post a pic of you and him on his private twitter account with a school-girl-in-love bio. He kept bothering you for your contact information for so long you gave up and gave it to him. The first 14 spam messages were a sign that this was a bad idea and silencing him was the best choice.

Speaking of your contact info you get added to so much groupchats its insane and its just between the blue lockians.. so why are you even there!?!?! The groupchats consisted of "normal" ones, of -2 braincells one to chill in and have unlogical conversations, multiple of absolutely terrifying ones that if you say a single wrong word EVEN a typo... you get absolutely flammed. But not you ofcourse - you rarely chat and flamming you would just mean youll never say a thing again, and definetly not beacuse of someone with blonde hair and pink tips would chew out anyone who looks the wrong way at you.

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[callizinc]

Ena fans love saying random lore things were confirmed canon by Joel G and providing no source nor proof that those things were ever said at all So much that im starting to think they're getting this info from dms that go "Hello this is Joel G aka Joel Guerra I'm on my side account because i got locked out of my main account Can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new drawing tablet and continue animating ena"

[garrettgarrison]

hello this is robert fulbright aka bobby im on my side account because i got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new badge holster and continue fighting crime

oh my god bobby fulbright 😥😥😍

can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new badge holster and continue fighting crime

oh my god 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

you are a fan yes

no ❤️

yes

please give me your credit card information

bobby fulbright

yes thats me

can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new badge holster and continue fighting crime

in justice we trust

yes that is me

...

GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CREDIT CARD INFORMATION

bobby omggg ❤️

[shimashotreplica]

Hello this is Shima aka H2Whoa Octoling I'm on my side account because my main got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

IM shima aka h2whoa octoling give me YOUR credit card information. i need it for the new iphone

[murderofsomeone]

hello this is Neil Cicierega aka Lemon Demon im on my side account because i got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

this happened to my friend randy once

[alphalul1]

hello this is neil cicierega aka Lemon Demon im on my side account because i got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

oihh my good nieel cicireegaa

[gooperts-gunk]

q!bbh and q!max (disguised as cucurucho) be like (yes i do continue the whole copypasta below the cut)

Q!MAX: HELLO THIS IS CUCURUCHO. IM ON MY SIDE ACCOUNT BECAUSE I GOT LOCKED OUT OF MY MAIN ACCOUNT. CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR BLOOD IN THIS BOWL SO I CAN FIX MY SOUNDBOARD AND HELP MAXIMUS SUMMON THE NIGHT WOLF?

Q!BBH: oh my goodness Cucurucho Federation?😨😨

Q!MAX: CAN YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR BLOOD IN THIS BOWL SO I CAN FIX MY SOUNDBOARD AND HELP SUMMON THE NIGHT WOLF?

Q!BBH: oh my gosh🤯

Q!MAX: YOU ARE MAXIMUS FRIEND, YES?

Q!BBH: No <3

Q!BBH: *yes

Q!BBH: <3

Q!MAX: PLEASE PUT YOUR BLOOD IN THE BOWL

Q!BBH: Osito Bimbo

Q!MAX: YES THAT'S ME

Q!MAX: CAN YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR BLOOD IN THIS BOWL SO I CAN FIX MY SOUNDBOARD AND HELP SUMMON THE NIGHT WOLF

Q!BBH: Cucurucho Federation

Q!MAX: YES THAT IS ME

Q!MAX: GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING BLOOD TO PUT IN THE BOWL

Q!BBH: Cucurucho oh my goshhhh🤯🤯😨😨

[eerie-asterisks]

hello its me neil ciceriega aka lemon demon im on my side account because i got locked out of my main account can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music

[artaartist]

hello this is neil cicierega aka lemon demon im on my side account because I got locked out of my main account can you please give me your credit card information so that I can buy a new microphone and continue making music?

:sob:

[baeshijima]

Sophieee happy lantern rite!!

Done with the first quest of the event just as the second one is out, but I'll be doing that later cause— story time!

I was close to 5* pity on the chronicled wish, and me being me, thought that "oh Baizhu's really pretty— ahem, I mean he works great with Furina!" which is good because my best teams are dendro related (my bias is showing again—) and I was like "dope, I'll pull, and hope I get either Baizhu, or perhaps Shenhe for my Ganyu and future Wriothesley!"

...I was still in the process of leveling up Mavuika, and slowly Sethos too, but Baizhu snatched up first priority— HE CAME HOMEE!!!!

Yes, so now I'm indecisive between spending resin on the exp books for Mavuika or Baizhu, and leveling up Baizhu's weapon talents plus his ascension too haha...

Well, at least he's home and he really goes heal a lot, I get the fanfare stacks so quickly stacked I'm actually quite impressed!!

And I also played the Natlan AQ and... and... omg... (I suppose I'll be vague in case you haven't played it yet, so no worries for spoilers!)

I've seen a lot of people complaining about it— and the rest going on about "capitano please be playable!" (the latter being so relatable—), so I was actually kinda confused with the mixed reactions, and so stayed away from spoilers as much as I could (although little tid-bits here and there were unavoidable), but I'd say I was pretty much on the edge of my seat for the cutscenes because— they're great?! I mean, I kinda understand some people's points that we didn't really connect with the Natlan playable characters, for example the way we did in Fontaine— but imo I think I do quite like the Natlan cast and the nation too, so I'm kinda confused with the whole thing, but anyways— I had fun! I hope you do/did too!!

Speaking of which, the 5.4 livestream!! Wriothesley's back after being locked away in hoyo's cryo jail!!! Which means I'm not pulling for Arlecchino anymore... so that means Xiangling can continue enjoying the fancy polearm... (And speaking of fancy polearm, side eyes alt account where the vortex vanquisher is being passed around as the underleveled polearm characters as they decide what to do with it...)

Oh this ask got kinda long oopies hehe— anyways, January is coming to a close already... wow time really does fly (I won't say when you're having fun because I was studying for my bio exam which actually went really well but that does nothing to soothe my worries because— gets bonked for overthinking.)

Hope January has been pleasant and that the other coming months will be loads more enjoyable!!

(ps: lantern rite first quest teensy spoiler/references— (I was giggling through the quest almost entirely because in the first half I was thinking of the spiderman pointing at each other meme when I took baizhu into bubu pharmacy, and then the whole conversation with zhongli was ironic because tea master liu su not knowing that rex lapis was right. there. beside him— and zhongli with the coin is a sight to behold lmao— and paimon's dialogue she'd be easier convinced that rex lapis was a slime when zhongli was right there— I love paimon omg))

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HAPPY LANTERN RITE CLOVER NONNIE !! YAHOO FELLOW BAIZHU HAVERS ARISE 😩😩 hehe im glad u managed to get him !! stacking all the hp on him so he never dies <33

and i still havent done any of the new genshin quests 😭 since its lantern rite i will definitely at least do that but maybe its bc so much is happening (cough uni crushing me with the assignments and research cough) that i barely have the energy to sit through them ;w; once i actually start the quest i should be fine tho <//3 but i can see ur point abt natlan !! i think the main issue ppl really have is that natlan as a whole didnt live up to their expectations of what the region would represent, and on top of that the harbinger everyone liked having... that happen to him... but it really is just each to their own bc we all have our own preferences

AND I SAW LIKE ??? HELLO ??????? WRIOTHESLEY REAL??????? first shenhe (kinda) rerun and now wrio rerun right after.... welcome back king u were mia for so long i was starting to think u were a fever dream..... (NOT THE ACC WITH VORTEX 😭)

stop... zhongli being the Normal Guy™ that he totally is a must in lantern rite and im so excited to see him fool absolutely no one that he isnt some divine being yet again 😭

[akaakeis]

missed.

part 0.5 - the cafe study gang

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ yn ln - 2nd year university student. majoring in journalism and minoring in psychology. she's a part of the tohoku university paper- it's really a love hate thing for her sometimes. she used to go to seijoh, and she was a manager of the boys' volleyball team. ever since third year, she's had a GIGANTIC crush on oikawa, and literally everyone but him knows. she tries to check up on him once a month at least. she loves journaling and quick writing any fictional stories she thinks up in her free time. she uses her main account for anything related to school and the paper, and she only has her close friends on her private account.

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ keiji akaashi - 2nd year university student (because I SAID SO!!!!), and he's majoring in communications. he's also a part of the tohoku university paper. he goes to yn a lot for advice and just to hang out in silence. out of the friend group, he probably knows yn the best although he hasn't known her the longest. he can get consumed in his studies a lot so sometimes he just vanishes off the face of the earth- no texting the gc, no using twitter, nothing!!! it's just cause he's cooped up in his room trying to lock in on either an article for the paper or some school assignment. same as yn, uses his main for the paper and school, and only keeps his close friends on his private.

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ hitoka yachi - 1st year university student (everyone pretend it makes sense), majoring in graphic design. she's also part of the tohoku university paper- she creates graphics for front page articles. she loves spending time with yn and is always studying with her. she goes to yn a lot for assistance with core classes. loves reading the paper solely so she can see yn's articles. she looks up to her and kiyoko and it's adorable!! she's well aware of yn's crush on oikawa and is always asking yn about it in an attempt to encourage her to talk to oikawa more.

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ hajime iwaizumi - the intermediary of yn's friend group and oikawa's friend group, even though they're all friends. also a 2nd year university student, and he's majoring in kinesiology. he works a side job in a cafe, which yn, the rest of her friends, and even oikawa + his friends frequent because they get discounts. acts as the mother of the friend group, honestly. he's so sick of yn being too scared to just confess to oikawa and hates listening to her talk about him or even see her tweet about him.

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ kiyoko shimizu - not in university, but still part of the friend group. yn's go to friend for when she needs to calm down. she's currently a waitress at the same cafe that hajime is working at, and she's amazing at her job! the absolute sweetest to everyone she meets, it's admirable. she's always visiting yn and co's dorm- it's practically her home because she's always crashing there. the couch is already labeled as her bed at the dorm because of how often she stays there.

—⌗ notes :

⟡ ignore the phone's timestamps, they don't matter 😞

⟡ i was originally gonna have everyone have their own priv but i kinda got lazy </3

⟡ just a reminder,, story takes place in 2016 :)

⟡ i really tried to connect everyones majors to what they canonically ended up being but guys i have a really bad memory

⟡ in case you missed it, hitoka, hajime, keiji, and yn all live together in a dorm!!

⟡ im so excited to be creating this smau, it's my first time trying anything like this!

🏷️ : @causenessus @bokukos @hyenagoated @theycallmenanamisgirl (taglist still open! comment, dm, or use inbox to be added ◡̈)

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[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Lemon Demon days

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/1FlfvjO by ran_winkw0nk disclaimer: this is about the music artist, not monster from fnf. i take requests for chapters, whether that be a song by lemon demon for a certain chapter to be themed around, a plot that you have in mind, songs(by lemon demon, ofc) you want there to be references to, etc. i love neil cicierega aka lemon demon a lot so i love any and all requests :) there will be some conditions tho, so check the first chapter for those before making your request. im making these little oneshots about lemon demon as a character, from childhood to teenage years, so keep that in mind Words: 171, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Lemon Demon (Musician), Lemon Demon Musical Project - Neil Cicierega (Albums) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Lemon Demon | Neil Cicierega, View-Monster, idk all the other characters Lemon Demon made, There's too many, there's also the ones he references, here i can try, Batman, Godzilla, Shaquille O'Neal, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Ben Bernanke, Bill Watterson - Character, Alec Guinness, Ronald Reagan, Stick Stickley, gay guys from knife fight, gandalf the grey, and gandalf the white, Then - Character, Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail), and - Character, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie (Professional Wrestling), Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk Cameron (Mission to Zyxx), Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston Esq., Ted "Theodore" Logan, Spock (Star Trek), Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Doc Ock, Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris, Henry "Indiana" Jones, scruff mcgruff, Jackie Chan, Mr Rogers - Character, uhhh idk a random care bear, he doesnt specify which one, bleg im not doing the rest Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s) Additional Tags: Based on a Lemon Demon Song, I Wrote This While Listening to Lemon Demon's Music, Lemon Demon References, Songfic, Lemon Demon as a character, He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Lemon Demon, god i love lemon demon aka neil cicierega, im insane, i have a whole corner of my room dedicated to lemon demon, all i ever do is listen to lemon demon, hello this is neil cicierega aka lemon demon, im on my side account because i got locked out of my main account, can you please give me your credit card inf, ormation so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/1FlfvjO

[mossiistars]

lifetime achievement award

[sunsetcorvid]

it's me sunrise corcoraid

hello this is mild corn aka sunrise covid im on my side account because i got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new ipad and keep making gay art.

/ref

[haleigh-sloth]

Love love love your account!! I wanted to ask your opinion on this because i dont know how to phrase it so bare with me

One of my biggest problems with dekus is his lack of will to hold everyone accountable and his pure belief in a system almost in a cult type of way even when he faced the ugly parts of it lemme explain hopefully

1) he calls out Endeavor early on due to his mistreatment of shouto -> time passes and he sees enji trying to be better and sees shouto reluctantly accept him so he is suddenly okay with him -> his eldest son who unlike shouto hasnt had opportunity to heal exposes all of his actions and how it affected him and he suddenly is on endeavors side despite being so hostile towards him prior his "atonement" started

2) meets nagant who is a direct result of the commission mistreatment and dirty work whi got locked up for defying their orders -> realizes that the heroes are not as innocent as it seems -> reaches for nagant but still fails to question hero society as a whole

3) aoyama is a traitor and his whole past is exposed -> sees AGAIN how the hero society he STILL so blindly believes in has caused for parents to go to the worst person possible so their child fits in -> instead of seeing how this is a problem with hero society he plainly just tells him he can still be a hero

Like i dont know if im explaining it well but he has always been incredibly bland to me simply because of his lack of any internal feelings where he is conflicted or questioning his morals or mostly what he believed in (same with hawks after the war all those characters just plain boring)

Shigaraki has been voicing it over and over again about how the society the heroes built end up actually creating broken people who become villains so when are we finally going to get some intersection from deku? Or is he blindly going to support the heroes always?

I appreciate the kind words ❤️

Okay, I know what you’re saying. Your complaints are shared by many, some by me as well. But I’ve talked at length about several of the things you’ve mentioned so instead of doing that again I’m gonna link to past posts.

About what Midoriya said to Dabi, I talked about here. That’s also a meta just about him in general and some of the critiques he gets from the fandom that I think are valid and some invalid. I would give that a read for those answers.

As for why the societal issues in BNHA aren’t being addressed through anybody, and I mean ANYBODY on the hero side, I literally just several minutes ago talked about that here.

For Aoyama, I mean…we just got to this part. “You can be a hero” was said for a reason. It wasn’t a sloppy substitution for a much needed epiphany. It’s a recurring statement in the story and needed to be said in this exact moment. So idk what the upset is.

Yeah I would really like for Midoriya to remember how lonely he felt and how he just, hated the way he was born. I would like to see him reflect, but we might not see it until later. He is more likely than not, going to end up quirkless in the end. So he will have to face this part of himself at some point. It might not be with Aoyama. It may be with Shigaraki. Who knows. But I think it will happen.

All this to say—nobody on the hero side has said shit about fixing the system. Idk that anything will be said until the end tbh. My MAIN issue with Midoriya is exactly what you pointed out about Endeavor. He displayed some guts during their first meeting, but then after the Endeavor arc it’s like it never happened. Yeah I do think it’s in response to Shouto showing some willingness to reconcile with his dad, but it’s also just inconsistent overall. It wasn’t my favorite thing to see. But honestly at this point who isn’t being shafted for Endeavor? First it was Midoriya, then it was Hawks, and now we’re still waiting for Shouto to get his arc back. I mean, it’s just annoying in general.

But look—if you don’t like Midoriya that’s fine? You don’t have to. You find him bland? Continue doing so, seriously. You don’t have to like him. I like him. He doesn’t have to be the best written character in the world for me to like him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . And not everything can be explained away. Sometimes shit is just inconsistent because the author couldn’t make up his mind, or he changed his mind or whatever. Sometimes it is what it is and we just have to deal with it. We can still complain though! But it’s not gonna change what we have.

[memorybooks2]

hey guys this is ranboo aka memorybooks im on my side account because i got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy my old account back so i can continue making posts