#im obsessed with amis cover

[mayoaraw]

disappear for me disappear for me disappear for me stay with me, i plead english lyrics based on ami's cover linked here!

[willyhoos]

metamy is insane. like.

what if i was the hero you loved gone wrong. defeated and destroyed. rebuilt as my own greatest enemy. what if i lost everything. what if i had been reprogrammed to despise all i had once fought for. what if i couldn't even remember why i had fought at all.

and what if you were made of roses. what if you represented every beautiful thing i once died trying to protect. what if you wore flowers in your hair and cared for small creatures and had eyes the color of the forests i used to call my home. what if you were everything i once loved.

those memories are just out of my reach. infuriatingly. maddeningly. but if anyone knows who i am (who i used to be) it's you. if anyone can make me feel like who i used to be (who i really am) it's you. i can't speak, i can't breathe, i can't remember anything (but you).

you are the world i have been ordered to burn. i am the weapon you have chosen to resist. i was (am) the hero that you loved.

you are my only memory.

i will do anything to make you believe me.

[wouldntyou-liketoknow]

Thanks for the tag, Sammy!

Welp, time to let more people question my music taste. This should be fun!

Tagging @that-bat @inkbedou @insane4fandoms @b-is-in-the-closet @im-a-weird0 @anxious-ace @altegos @lexusinsannus @gaymingintrovert @x-hotrose-x @flaming-dolph16 @th3w00ds @crazy-obsessed-enby

(This game is definitely open to anyone/everyone interested!)

tagged by @thatxxjiyong-ssi

put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

tagging @huntingteeth @hookedhobbies @hellboundwrites @dreams-in-phosphorescence @a-s-levynn @sleepiesttoken

[bluupxels]

its TwiNSs!! meet Evangeline and our heiress, Valerie !! they’re clingy and inquisitive.

[sonicboomseason3]

sonic boom season 3 valentines day ep where orbot and cubot are out picking flowers and end up discovering a rare alien plant that they try to take back to the lab with but when theyre by the village it starts spraying fumes all around them and they get scared and throw it away even though theyre robots and thus cant breathe whatever that stuff is

in the next scene two villagers (havent decided who yet) are randomly getting married and everyones invited and by that i mean EVERYONE. each member of team sonic gets their invitation in the mail and theyre like "huh thats weird. didnt know that those two even knew each other" but they decide to attend anyway for the free catering from meh burger and amys the only one genuinely excited because shes a romantic. eggmans attending too and not in a "im gonna break them up for the evulz" way hes attending as a legitimate guest because hes also a romantic. they get to the venue and orbot and cubot cant help but notice that the wedding flowers look awfully familiar......

it turns out that the two getting married arent actually in love and instead had breathed in the chemicals from the flower that the two threw away the other night SURPRISE those fumes actually stimulate the love chemicals in peoples brains and in other words function as a love potion. also it has since multiplied so now instead of just one plant the entire area is covered with the things like ivy on a wall which is bad because love potions are inherently messed up. thus the characters have to work together to kill the damn weed and free the villagers from their spell except when they start tearing them out the plants turn out to be sentient and fight back. namely they start spraying more chemicals that cause more people to also fall victim and hinder them from battle. eventually amy is the one to put a stop to the mayhem as she yells about how romance shouldnt be forced onto people who have zero chemistry between them because its weird and borderline obsessive (eggmans in the background hyping her up and saying "also dont ship real people wtf"). she then crushes the plants into a goopy mess with her hammer and the day is saved

[blookmallow]

im starting to realize there’s a bunch of connections going on between tma episodes.. i dont know what it Means yet and dont tell me!!!!! ill get there!! but. hmmm. im going through the transcripts after i listen to them to make sure i didnt miss things/checking the details and i just. Keep Finding More Shit, it’s all connected, i feel like there’s something huge going on behind all these and i Do Not Know what it is yet 

this is. very long and disjointed i went through all the transcripts for every episode ive listened to so far and kept noticing more things 

like Don’t Tell Me if im right or wrong ill find out im just gathering thoughts. setting up my little conspiracy board. red strings everywhere

- firstly theres an obvious running thread going about the cursed jurgen leitner books, gerard keay, the. worms. and jane prentiss 

- carlos vittery in Arachnophobia mentions offhand that his complex had an infestation of “small, silvery worms” which passed right over my head the first time but looking at it again thATS THE FUCKIGN WORMS!!!! and martin found. Probably Jane in the basement of that same complex. so. well, (that also means like Who Knows how many people in that building might have gotten infected) (i also wonder whether the spiders might actually be Good, if the worms are hideous parasites maybe the spiders are showing up to eat them/get rid of them, martin says he likes spiders, the spiders almost definitely killed vittery but he was violently trying to wipe them out so maybe it was a greater good kind of thing) (or they’re just spiders and dont have that level of comprehension and like the nasty silver worms. either way) 

- there’s also a lot of Foretelling Of Death but i dont want to go through and list all of those rn

- in Anglerfish, there was some kind of. shadowy hand thing beckoning people into the darkness. Amy Patel in Across The Street describes seeing a similar shadowy hand thing reaching into Graham’s apartment before his. replacement. both of these are described as “folding” in on themselves/moving in a really unnatural way. smoking was also mentioned in both but i havent really been following that as a symbol very closely. possible link with Fire? i dont know

- Repetition. Graham was obsessively filling hundreds of notebooks with the words “Keep Watching,” mary keay’s skin was completely covered in unreadable script tattoos, the paper found by the garbage men was the Lord’s prayer written in latin over and over again, ivo lensik’s father became completely obsessed with fractals and couldn’t stop drawing them. the unnamed burned man in First Aid repeats an unclear phrase over and over again. gerard keay is also covered in tattoos of eyes in First Aid, which was not mentioned before (though probably wouldn’t have been visible before) 

- Graham was convinced he was being watched/followed by Something, harriet was concerned about being followed after she was attacked by prentiss (which. matches with martin’s experience too, though he was much more fortunate), vittery was followed by The Spider, lensik’s father also believed Something was coming for him (and “all the bones are in his hands” sounds very. leitner), and there was. whatever approaching darkness was coming after robert montauk, as well 

- Graham has a weirdly hypnotic table, the first Leitner book found by dominic swain had oddly vertigo-inducing woodcuttings, gerard keay’s eye painting is similarly hypnotic, lensik finds a box in the old tree with the same hypnotic carvings on it 

- not sure if the Spider Apple has any relation to the Arachnophobia episode, but, there’s that, also 

- swain’s book had an image of the sky, which he described felt like you would “fall into it” if you looked at it for too long, and robert kelly sort of “fell into the sky” in Freefall. laura popham describes a sense of being swallowed up by the earth in Lost Johns’ Cave, as well 

- same theme of becoming “lost” in Lost Johns’ Cave and in Alone, similar concepts of being consumed by the earth 

- i dont think its necessarily related to anything else as far as i know but just wanted to mention also i didn’t process the... extra audio recording in Lost Johns’ Cave correctly, i thought she was saying “help me, help me, please help me” which was unnerving, but didn’t really seem all that critical to add, until looking at the transcripts i realized it was “take her, not me” which was a HUGE punch to the gut when i discovered it lmao. dont ask how i managed to mishear that badly but i am very very bad at auditory processing which is why im reading all these scripts to make sure i didnt process them wrong

- Graham mentions he’s gay, and the man who had the dream about gertrude mentions having broken up with his boyfriend, Graham. jon doesn’t comment on this and it’s not necessarily the same graham, and im not sure what the significance is if it is, but it seems like an odd coincidence if it isn’t. “antonio” doesn’t go into detail about why they broke up, but mentions they had been living together 

- the name Joshua Gillespie stands out to me for some reason, like I’ve heard “gillespie” somewhere before, but I haven’t noticed it coming up again in any of the transcripts unless I just missed it. could just be that my brain decided to Remember that name for no reason though. he’s the guy with the coffin 

- jon mentions this, but Breekon and Hope deliveries were responsible both for the weird coffin and the yellow stole from the incident with father burroughs 

- there’s a major ongoing theme of Fire and Burning, both just in general, and a more specific Fire With No Apparent Source thing continuously happening. the prayer paper in the trash had been burned, timothy hodge burned his apartment after the Worms Incident (and martin mentions noticing one of the worms looked slightly burnt - maybe it survived the fire and returned to jane?), sgt. berry was “distinctively marked” by an incident with a flamethrower, the vampires are supposedly very very vulnerable to fire, raymond fielding’s house burned down and his. ghost? disappears with a burning smell and a burnt spot on the floor, lensik experiences an intense, unbearable heat with no clear cause soon after the encounter with raymond, which father burroughs also experiences in his account. the mysterious coffin in Do Not Open had an unnatural heat to it. gerard keay burns the leitner book and picks up the still-smoldering ashes but isn’t concerned with the heat, and then appears again as one of the burned men in First Aid, having apparently experienced second-degree burns on every inch of his skin, but had completely undamaged clothes. the nurse describes feeling a burning sensation when the chanting starts, but dismisses it as a nervous reaction, then experiences the. boiling drink bottles and the burning hot door handles. she says she could feel a burning heat from gerard’s hand. the burned man’s body immediately self-cremates when gerard kills him. lee rentoul also gives specifically a lighter to angela for her Piecemeal curse, though that might be coincidental. he does burn the first box after he discovers it, though

- the garbage man describes the last Weird Trash as “tied off with a dark green ribbon, arranged in a bow like an old-fashioned Christmas present” - which contained a copper heart, possibly symbolizing alan’s real heart, with the rest of his body never being found. this matches both with robert montauk’s killings and the cursed boxes from angela’s curse- “brown paper and string, like an old-fashioned Christmas present.” there was also the weird thing with raymond’s hand, but im not sure that’s related 

the vampires’ victims bodies also seemed to disappear, not sure that’s related either 

- jon confirms that the pendant julia describes (the one belonging to her mother and also her father’s last victim) is a symbol of the People’s Church of the Divine Host cult. wondering if this is related to what father burroughs experienced. gerard keay is searching for a lost pendant in First Aid, but its design is unclear, and he describes it as brass. unsure if related. the fact that gerard’s tattoos/etc were of eyes, and the other pendant is of a closed eye, while one is made of brass and the other of silver seems like there might be some connection though even if it isn’t the same one. there didn’t seem to be any burning involved with the montauk case, anyway 

then there’s. this entire thing im just gonna paste it here, from sebastian adekoya in the Boneturner’s Tale: 

“Books are amazing, aren’t they? I mean, when you think about what they really are. People don’t give the actuality of language the weight it deserves, I feel. Words are a way of taking your thoughts, the very make-up of yourself, and giving them to another. Putting your thoughts in the mind of someone else. They are not a perfect method, of course, as there’s plenty of scope for mutation and corruption between your mind and that of the listener, but that doesn’t change the essence of what language is.

Spoken aloud, though, the thought dies quickly if not picked up. Simple vibrations that vanish almost as soon as they are created, though if they find a host, then they can lodge there, proliferate, and maybe spread further. Still, it is not a reliable method in terms of a thought’s endurance, as humans are fragile creatures, and rarely last a century.” 

this definitely seems relevant to jurgen leitner (and this is. one of the episodes about a leitner book, so) it definitely seems likely that he’s spreading some kind of.... Belief or Self or Power or Something through his books, possibly even his own consciousness is within them somehow, or at least the consciousness of Something or Someone. the man with all the bones in his hands. taking bones and warping them. bones appearing in the pages but Wrong. might be related to the bag of teeth, too, hundreds of All The Same Tooth

definitely something to the... immortalization of thoughts/memories/Consciousness through written word, especially when we consider the words literally tattooed into mary keay’s skin/the book possibly bound in her skin. i cant put a coherent thought together on this but its definitely... important, i think 

sebastian also for some reason specifically mentions he was holding a copy of Stephen King’s Misery in the confrontation with Jared’s mother, which is a story about an author being forced to write something against his will/words that aren’t really his own, to appease someone else, which. seems like it might be relevant somehow too, maybe. the fact that it was named specifically when it wasn’t apparently relevant to the story seems interesting 

[tacochippy]

HEY AMIE YOUR ART IS GORGOUS AIUFJGHGHGH I LVOE YOU

last song i lsitened to: lovejoy cover of crywank song Privatley Owned Spiral Galaxy

favourite colour: Pink!!

currently watching: Not anythign atm really, but every now and again i watch some more eps of Case Closed! and rewatch Lego Monkie Kid

currently reading: Just some random fanfictions, like Tommyinnits Infamous Taxi Services and Garden Across Our Collarbones :}

sweet/savoury/spicy: Sweet!! i have a MASSIVE sweetooth akdjdjjd. or sour candies. Savoury is also good and i cant really handle spice all too well

relationship status: In an open, poly QPR with 5 people atm!! Im aromantic, so no romance

current obsessions: LEGO MONKIE KID OH MY GOLLY GEE BOY OH BOY DO I LVOE LEGO MONKIE KID. and my sonas/ocs are all in my brain

last thing i googled: how hot of weather celcius can kill oyu? (i was wprried abt my friend okay)

currently working on: I nust finished a thing acutally so have rhat

@mhep24601 @firefox2215 @what-when-where-and-y @theknightinslippers @combine-the-kitchens and anyone else who wants to join in on the funn !! :D

Mutuals I want to know better

Thank you for the tag @overlyimmersed 💜

Last song I listened to: Howling by FLOW x GRANRODEO, on repeat might I add. My go-to playlist is one with all the nnt openings and endings (+ Perfect time). Sometimes I end up listening to one of my favorites (Howling and Good Day) on repeat instead XD

Favorite color: Used to be pink but leaning more towards purple nowadays.

Currently watching: About to start another Seven Deadly Sins rewatch, recently finished Mech Cadets, also recently watched Red, White & Royal Blue again, otherwise trying not to start anything new until I've finished the projects I need to get done in August because I know I suck at pacing myself XD

Currently reading: uhmm... a textbook on speech-language pathology? (refreshing my knowledge before going back to uni full-time on Monday after a year of only a couple courses here and there to catch up). And catching up on the 4KOTA manga. Also hoping to get back to reading the Lockwood & Co. books and finally tackling my marked for later list on ao3 once my days go from summer chaotic to school year structured(-ish).

Sweet/savory/spicy: Anything but spicy. When I say I have no tolerance for spicy food I mean I have NO tolerance for spicy food.

Relationship status: Single 💚

Current obsessions: Seven Deadly Sins and... well, any other may come and go, but Seven Deadly Sins is the one obsession that stays no matter what else might catch my interest for a while (it's crazy to think that this time last year I hadn't(?) watched or read any nnt yet).

Last thing I googled: "beta av", "beta av engelska", "beta av idiom engelska", "beta av english" - including all of these because they're all about the same thing, me trying and failing to find an English version of the expression.

Currently working on: Too many things lol. My Meliodas Can Cook (Demon Food) fic, the next part of my Meliodas' Demon Secret analysis series, some other nnt fics here and there, a vld fic I also kinda wanna finish for the ficwip 5k, some nnt videos here and there.

No-pressure tagging: @hihopelessromantics @earmo-imni @gh0stofyesterday @zorria and anyone else who wanna do it 💜

[stcviewren]

[ STEPHANIE “STEVIE” WREN BLEU. 23. NONBINARY. SHE/THEY ] is here! They’ve lived in Silver Lake for [ 1 YEAR ] and are originally from [ SAN FRANCISCO ]. They are a [ BASS PLAYER ] and in their downtime love [ THRIFT SHOPPING ] and [ MAKING PLAYLISTS ]. They look a lot like [ DIANA SILVERS ] and live [ IN OASIS APTS ]. 

hello ! i’m sam or if ya feeling crazy sammy works too. i’m 23, i reside in the currently cloudy but usually sunny southern california (so, pst timezone!), and i’m being the worst employee ever by joining rps instead of working from home !! quick get to know the mun: i’m a cap sun, i eat too much pasta, i like to listen to 50s r&b, and i’ve worn the same pair if sweatpants for the past week and a half. anyway, pls see below for more about stevie!!

Full Name: Stephanie Wren Bleu

Nickname: Stevie only, pls. Their mom calls them Steffie.

DOB: December 1, 1996

Zodiac: Sagittarius Sun, Aquarius Moon, Libra Rising

Religion: Jewish

Gender: Nonbinary, demi girl. She/They. 

Romantic/Sexual Orientation: Homoromantic/Homosexual

Occupation: Bassist 

Alignment: True Neutral 

Personality Type: INFP-A The Mediator 

Hogwarts House: Slytherpuff (but more Hufflepuff)

Five positive traits: idealistic, open minded, generous, gracious, diplomatic

Five negative traits: impractical, impatient, takes things too personally, indecisive, will hold a grudge for 15 years

Character Parallels: Amy (Booksmart), Stevie Budd (Schitt’s Creek), Donna Pinciotti (That 70′s Show), Phoebe Buffay (Friends)

background

Originally from a small suburban town on the outskirts of San Francisco (she’ll tell you she’s just from San Francisco)

She has a little brother who is 4 years younger and who she thinks is a complete twerp but she loves him anyway I guess

Her parents were fairly lenient growing up. If they showed interest in anything, their parents would encourage them to pursue it, but they never pushed too hard. No ideas were put to shame in the Bleu household. You’re 13 and want to splatter paint your room because you saw it on Tumblr? Sure, creative expression. In the same vein, they weren’t punished for not excelling. They expected their kids to try their best, but never expected them to be the best. So when Stevie got a C in Algebra in the 10th grade, they kind of just said — at least you tried your hardest!

Started playing clarinet in the 4th grade and yes she was in marching band in high school and no we do not talk about this time

Also she went to a private Catholic school. This had less to do with religion (she was raised Jewish, actually) and more to do with the education that the school offered

She picked up playing bass when she was 14 which is the instrument she ultimately ended up sticking with

Went to NYU for college, lived there for 4 years, became the embodiment of a Williamsburg hipster 

Moved back west after graduation, so she’s been living in Silverlake for just under a year

She’s the bassist in a small indie band called Free Prophets. They sound like Allah-Las and they have virtually no following lmao. They mostly just play bar gigs, Sofar Sounds shows in people’s living rooms, and Concerts in the Park during the summer days. That being said, Stevie isn’t really chasing fame in the slightest. She kinda just likes grooving and jam sessions, she’s not really interested in playing stadiums and all that BS anyway

Obviously that is not enough to make a living so she also works at funkytown thrift store during the day, and teaches clarinet/bass/guitar/piano to kids. 

details & tidbits

Stevie never had a questioning phase they pretty much always knew they were into girls. And being from a family that was so communicative and open, she never really felt the need to hide anything. She came out as gay in 10th grade whens he was 15

Always has been unapologetically herself. Not about to change for anyone

Cool girl vibes...idk how else to explain it 

Pretty tall standing at 5′11′’

Wears a lot of denim and flannels, converse, clips in her hair. Loves a good pair of overalls 

Drinks a lot of craft beer. Take her on a date to a brewery you’ll have her heart! 

Cat mommy! Has bengal cat named Tofu (no reason), a sphynx named Dragibu (her favorite French candy as a kid), and a burmese named Pierogi (her favorite food to get at her favorite diner in NYC). They are her babies. 

Also a plant mom but her cats always eat her plants and it’s a vicious cycle. But her apartment is in fact covered in plants anyway

Big Stoner Energy

Obsessed with horror movies and true crime

wanted connections

roommate(s)? i can see stevie having 1-2 roommates at the oasis apts so if anyone has a spare room... :) (she’s been in silverlake for about a year now)

band / jam sesh pals! stevie is in a band called Free Prophets, she’s the bass player, they’re not famous at all (probably have less than 1,000 followers on insta). They sound like Allah-Les.if this works for your muse...let’s make a band! if not, jam session buddies would be awesome, because Stevie just likes to groove 

tinder hook ups ?? i meeeeean. yeah. self explanatory. *billy eichner vc* let’s go lesbians

nyu friends / nyc friends: if anyone’s muse went to nyu during 2015-2019 let’s talk college pals! or anyone that lived in nyc during those years where it makes sense that they might’ve known each other...let’s run with it 

san francisco friends: stevie grew up in san francisco and lived there till she was 18, so if it makes sense for them to know each other from the bay area LES DO IT

ghost hunting friends: listen there are a lot of haunted landmarks in la and it’s stevie’s mission to visit all of them. gimme some pals who are as obsessed with horror flicks so they can bond over it 

and as always i am very much up for chem !! but if any of these plots work, pls lmk! i’m available via im here or on discord @ capricornmom #1278 :)

[keisuke-akm]

WHaAT A TAG MEME ??

Hello~ I’ve been tagged by @soyokaze-step and I’m ????THANK YOU IM GRATEFUL SOMEBODY THOUGHT ABOUT ME?? 

Anyway, I have to list 10 songs I’m obsessed with (and I promise to put only one LOONA song) and then I should tag 10 people (yes, 10 exactly!) 

The list isn’t in order of preference. 

List 10 songs you’re obsessed with, then tag 10 people to do the same!

1. Rosy (ft Heejin) - OliviaHye& Gowon 

2.Toxic Boy -  米津玄師  

3. フィクサー - まふまふ×luz cover

4. Who’s theme - Nujabes ft MINMI 

5.I feel a man - Frenetics (the french don’t have any right to judge me)

6.La dolce vita - Zazie 

7. Ich bin der Welt abhanden gekommen sang by  Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau - Mahler

8. Plume - Caravan Palace

9. Tu m’oublieras - Larusso

10. 白夢の繭 ~Ricordando il passato~ -  志方あきこ

BONUS : 

It was so hard to choose only one LOONA song, but I had to or all would have been filled with LOONA (Starlight, Butterfly, Where you at, Chaotic, You&Me forever, Eclipse...I’m already at the sixth)

Anyway, we have K-pop, Japanese, French, German opera and italian (but the relationship between ricordando il passato and umineko’s fan is really special and you can’t understand before reading all of it) 

Sooo, I tag @jaimeleschiens (deso, t’es ma seule amie IRL sur cette plateforme ;;;) @13-rashii, @hideriame, @crzy-matryoshka, @mayukas, @aekyon (yes, i totally tagged 10 people)

[cutegirlmayra]

could you possibly write a lil prompt about the boom! crew on the beach? it's cliché i know, but im a sucker for those stories! (maybe sonic admiring amy's swimwear \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/)

The typical anime episode. -siiiighhhhh- lol, sure thing! but don’t expect anything much ^^;

Prompt:

“It’s been ages since the sun shined.” The Sonic gang was sprawled out in different poses around Amy’s home, stuck in from the thunderstorms that had been occurring unusually around the area.

Sticks groaned again, “It’s got to be from shooting the moon. It broke the ozone and made the sun scared to show its face again!” she flopped her arm over her eyes.

Amy was sitting by the windowsill, looking gloomy as Sonic had just so happened to see her forlorn gaze out the window. He was laying on her couch, one leg relaxing while the other was lifted up a bit.

He made a kind of grunt, sad he couldn’t lighten the mood for everyone.

“Wait, who shot the moon?” Tails, laying his head on the kitchen counter, peered up to puzzle at Sticks’s words.

“Heard it on the news.”

“You can never trust what’s new.” Knuckles, having laid over the t.v, draped his whole being over it and shook his head.

“I’d give anything for the beach.” He whined.

“That’s it!” Sonic sprung up, bouncing on his butt a moment. “We’ll have a beach day!”

“Eh?” Everyone turned around, not sure what he meant.

“In this weather?” Amy’s face looked skeptical, but he gave her a signature wink and thumbs up.

“Trust me!”

—-Eggman’s layer—

“Whohoho! With this new device, I can alter the weather at my leisure! And you know what they say, without the sun, your mood can change. So! Let’s watch as Sonic and his pathetic friends lose the will to fight back against my Eggmanland theme park invasion this time!” Eggman took a rather large telescope and peeked through its eye.

His sight began to travel at lightspeed before reaching the window that Amy was once looking out of.

“Hohoho… wait…” He glared as he stuck his eye further in, “This can’t be!”

Both Cubot and Orbot looked at one another, confused.

——Amy’s house—–

Amy was rubbing some sunscreen on before Knuckles turned the container over to reveal it was actually mayonnaise. Amy looked disgusted at first, shocked at realizing what she was rubbing on her arm, but Knuckles happily stuck a finger in the container and started eating it. Amy laughed, deciding to let it slide.

She and Knuckles were in swimwear, Amy wearing a cute ruffled one-piece and Knuckles in huge blue and white shorts.

“Cowabunga!” Sonic held his nose and breath, jumping into a pile of pillows as Sticks pretended to be deep sea diving in the sink, peeking up and spraying water out of her mouth, hitting Amy and Knuckles.

“Hey!”

“Hehe, watch out for the splash zone!” Sticks teased before Sonic threw a pillow and hit her in the face. “Oi!”

“I’ll show you the real splash zone!”

“Straight from the Antarctic?”

“You and your-”

“Hey! At least she’s conscious of it.”

“Not you too…”

Sticks still had her normal clothes on, but Sonic wore a white T-shirt that had a pink and yellow surfboard on it, spelling out- “BEACH BUM” over the image in big yellow and blue wave graphics.

“Haha! Since when did you like the ‘water’, Sonic?” Tails teased, kicking his legs out by the couch, pushing some pillows. He had on a full surfing attire, black with orange stripes.

“Since the ‘water’ isn’t wet!” Sonic teased, throwing some pillows at him as Tails grabbed one and they started ‘splashing’ each other with heavy blows.

“Roughhousing never had so much meaning before.” Amy rolled her eyes, making the pun as Sonic looked up from Tails.

Everything went slightly slow motion, Amy sitting on the counter and shaking her hair out from Sticks’s playful waterspout from before. The drops flew around as she laughed, and Sonic quickly was distracted from Tails’s final attack.

“Ha!” Tails pushed him under the pillows, “Got ya!”

“Uncle, uncle!” Sonic waved a hand out as Tails let him up.

“Oh yeah!” He flexed, “King of the wave!” he winked back to the others, but Knuckles just kept rubbing mayonnaise on himself and gave a haughty snicker.

“Haha… Clearly, you have yet to experience my full power!” Knuckles dabbed some on his nose then charged into the pillows, “Cannonball!”

Sonic and Tails were flung with the pillows “Woah!” as Knuckles stood in a fetal position and peeked an eye open.

Sonic and Tails were sprawled out again, laughing.

Sonic looked up to see Sticks still splashing water at Amy, Amy trying to playfully stop her.

Again, the giggles and slow-mo’d caught Sonic off-guard again. “Hehe, no Sticks, stop~”

“Watch out!” Tails cried out, shaking Sonic out of it as a pillow flew into his face, pushing him off the edge of the couch’s backrest he had been pushed out onto.

“Offph!”

“Sonic!” Amy stopped her antics with Sticks and ran to his side.

The others followed after her, as Sticks pushed everyone aside, “Let me see…” she picked up his foot and tried to listen for a heartbeat. “Nothing. He’ll need CPR.”

Amy’s face flushed, ‘This is it! This is the moment I’ve-!”

Knuckles shoved everyone away, pulling Sonic’s head up, “No! As Sonic’s best friend, I’ll-”

Tails was about to push him away, mouth open to complain, but looked back to Sonic’s unconscious expression and realized that if he argued that he was Sonic’s best friend… he might be expected to do it.

So naturally, Tails coughed and gestured for Knuckles to proceed, pulling out a camera to mock Sonic for the rest of his life with this gold.

“K-Knuckles, you really shouldn’t though.” Amy nervously tried to place a hand on Sonic’s chest, pushing him down and away from Knuckles’s tight hold on him.

“Why not?” Knuckles looked offended, but also slightly sad she would suggest that. “Am I not worthy?” his eyes teared up.

“N-no. You’d be a great lifeguard! It’s just…” Amy thought fast, “Mayonaise! Oh, Sonic’s terribly allergic.” she fibbed.

“R-really?” Knuckles looked himself over, covered in it.

“Oh yes, and it’s all over your face too…” Amy sneakily pulled Sonic towards her as Knuckles’s grip loosened.

“Y-you’re right.” He sniffed, rubbing his nose. “I only make things worse.”

Amy’s fake smile dissipated. “Oh, Knuckles, that’s not true-” she turned sympathetic before Knuckles reached out for Sonic again.

“Then we’ll risk everything!” Knuckles pulled Sonic back.

“Like I’d let that happen!” Amy’s kindness had it’s limits as the two aggressively fought and tugged Sonic’s body back and forth between each other.

“It’s like a real-life drama.” Sticks looked unimpressed, “Only this season’s conclusion is either gonna end in joy or horror.”

“He’s mine to save!” Knuckles pulled.

“He’s mine in GENERAL.” Amy hollered back and gave a forceful tug back.

Tails watched the scene, not even bothering to record it as he sighed.

“T…Ta..Tahils..”

He heard something and watched as the corner of Sonic’s mouth moved slightly, “Ghet Knuxs off of meh.” he slurred a bit, trying to play dead.

“…Huh?”

——–Eggman’s Lair—–

Eggman’s face was highly fixated on the scene before him. On one hand, he wanted them to tear Sonic apart, but on the other hand, he was also interested in how this season would end.

“Doctor, perhaps we could-”

“Shhs.”

“But you can’t even hear anything! We just want to know what you’re looking at!”

“I said hush! You annoying bags of bolts…” Eggman grumbled, pushing and shooing Cubot and Orbot off from their obsessive clinging to the crook of his elbows.

They finally began to struggle a little more, curiosity getting the better of them as Eggman had to look away to fight them off.

“You insufferable-!” he looked back, but by the time he did, Sonic was rubbing the back of his head, nervously smiling as both Knuckles and Amy covered their faces and turned away.

Tails looked mortified as Sticks stuck a finger in her mouth to show her disgust, but then laughed and pointed at Sonic.

“No…no, what happened?” Eggman zoomed in more, but the rains poured over the windowsill, causing his vision to become obscured.

“NOOOO!!!!”

After a painful lesson, Eggman turned the weather to normal and destroyed his machine.

As the team went to a real beach day, gathering their gear and beach baskets or bags, Eggman watched safely away from the scene, laying on his chair with opera viewing spectacles.

“But what are you watching, Eggman?” Orbot asked again, this time Cubot chiming in too.

“Yeah, when do we ever get to watch your adult sitcoms?”

“HUSH.” he growled through gritted teeth before snickering as he watched Sonic splash Amy, coaxing her into a fight as she raced from the water and chased him down the beach.

But then, Sonic tripped and rolled to face-plant into the sand, leading Knuckles to slow-run over and pick Sonic up again.

The Sonic crew all shook their hands out, exclaiming, “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

[something-tofightfor]

The Punisher Season 2: Episodes 11-13

Initial reactions as I watched these episodes.

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT. SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT. SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT. I literally tagged it four different ways for spoilers so if you read them after this it’s your own damn fault. 

11: The Abyss Frank covered in blood and nearly dead and handcuffed.... stop me if you’ve heard this before Two person rescue mission at the hospital Amy seems concerned. Curtis is about done with Frank’s shit John. I think your wife is dead...nevermind. She is dead. Yikes. So this is all for nothing. FUCKING KAREN KAREN Karen is fucking heeeeeeeere K A R E N SHE IS NOT LETTING ANYONE KEEP HER FROM FRANK IVE BEEN WAITING THIS IS ALL IN CAPS BUT HOLY HELL THIS IS EVERYTHING But what the fuck is she wearing a cape LOOK AT HER FRANK how do you feel about him Karen FUCKING SAY IT SAY IT YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLES JUST FUCKING ADMIT IT Madani is so obsessed with this. I don’t think frank killed those women. I think they were already dead and billy had a plan to make him think that he did. And it’s working IM SO SICK OF THESE DEAD WIFE FLASHBACKS THEYRE HOLDING HANDS I REPEAT HOLDING HANDS All frank wanted was a family and to be done... my heart is aching. Frank talking about his kids oh my god Straight into “i would have killed anything that got in my way” Lmfao everyone is in this room - WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK RING RING ITS BILLY FUCK OFF KRISTA what I’m trying to figure out is why Krista is helping him - what is her motive? I was right. Frank didn’t kill them. I’m going to blame it all on this bitch because I don’t like her. She keeps saying “for us”... what is this us? Doesn’t she understand that Billy won’t leave? He wants the things that he’s worked for... not just her... or maybe not her at all. He says she makes him happy... but I don’t buy it. She’s saying all of the right things... but she doesn’t mean them. This.... im.... just... hmm. Time is running out for Billy to redeem himself. Ed is my favorite character. HERE COMES THE KRISTA BACK STORY spill all the details now because i hate you you dumb bitch BILLY DID NOT SAY US. He said we- but not us. NO NO NO NO you don’t love him. YEAH BITCH WHO WAS KM oh shit she has daddy issues. Everything makes sense now. Her father tried to kill her and threw her out a goddamn window... ok. So she fucking becomes a therapist and bangs her patient to get closure from the fact that her father tried to kill her. .................. Jesus Martha Kent, calm down. This dude is bad news. God at least take a selfie with frank AMY HOLY HELL LISTEN TO KAREN OH MY GOD HERE IT COMES DAMN STRAIGHT SHE WILL THROW EVERYTHING AWAY FOR YOU FRANK CASTLE “you cannot keep loving people in your dreams” FUCK OFF AMY JESUS CHRIST FUCK ALL THE FUCKING WAY OFF YOU DUMB LITTLE BRAT Frank castle in full police uniform FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF all he wanted were her shoes 🤣 oh, Ed Goddammit Brett

12: Collision Course Brett is a shit driver Another Manson song... hmmmmmmmm Oh yikes that’s an ambulance crash if I’ve ever seen one Brett doesn’t look so good Well that’s one way to fix a dislocated shoulder there frank Holy god supporting a grown ass man on a fucked shoulder “BR 143/24” graffiti on the bridge.... wonder if it’s just coincidence but it’s the only thing on the wall so i don’t think it is Good choice Brett Well fuck Pilgrim is going to Madani’s house BILLY RUSSO IS NOT GOING TO RUN OFF WITH YOU FUCKING KRISTA if this isn’t a long con on his part, I’m going to be fucking pissed. He didn’t say “i promise” and you lied to him. Don’t lie to billy Billy may be mentally unstable but Krista is ILL. Why is she calling Madani?!? She’s too fucking detactched MADANI SEE FUCKING PAST YOUR OWN NOSE FOR ONE SECOND AND FIGURE THIS OUT wait i think she just did Also.... Krista’s going to fucking make billy think frank is coming after her even though he isn’t... this is going to be messy as hell Nevermind... he went to the trailer. SHIT SHIT SHIT POOR CURTIS Well Curtis only has one kneecap? Soooooooo Oh look it’s Amy ruining every fucking thing again I GASPED OUT LOUD DURING THIS CURTIS FIGHT poor dude BITCH BILLY LIED TO YOU HES NOT GOING TO GET THE PAPERWORK dammit nevermind he did. Shit. Are you really planning on running off with this bitch, Billy Russo ?! The fuck?! Well Curtis is still alive Oh and frank kidnapped someone, ok cool Billy can’t just fucking let frank go, right? Like............. Back to the Russians again. It’s his dad, Frank. Let me save you some trouble. I believe him. I think he really didn’t know that anything was being done. An honest senator?!? I thought that buckshot was pomegranate seeds for a minute Are you actually going to shoot him, Amy? Madani is at Krista’s door - calling it BINGO Is Krista going to fucking hit madani with this teapot? Billy is buying her flowers?! Madani playing Krista... this I like. I hope billy walks in this goddamn door SHE FOUND THE JOURNAL. She KNOWS HOLY SHIT SHE STABBED HER WITH SCISSORS Battle of Billy’s Bitches OH MY GOD HOLY FUCK MADANI PUSHED HER OUT A FUCKING WINDOW Billy had something taken away from him yet again. This is.... not going to end well. He’s gonna think it was frank. FUCK. WOW HOLY FUCK.

13: The Whirlwind Billy, as assumed is not happy. “You had to make it about her” uh, yeah.... it’s always been about that fucking psychopath therapist That’s not the end of Billy Russo.  it cant be. FaceTime With Frank™️ Bitch that is CLEARLY a threat Amy’s room service? Except she’s hiding around the corner This kid’s name is LEMMUEL?!!? “He came after me” BITCH YOU THREW HIS GIRLFRIEND OUT A WINDOW OF COURSE HE CAME FOR YOU holy crap, madani’s done?!? WRONG ROOM FRANK Putting lots of holes in the wall and OH HELLO FRANK IS GOING RIGHT THROUGH IT Shit look at Amy again screwing everything up Frank has bad luck with elevators in hotels He fights best when he is cornered Omg billy getting operated on by a drunk... Jesus. .... If he dies on this operating table .... NO ANESTHESIA JESUS CHRIST BILLY so much goddamn pain .... GET THE FUCKING BULLETS OUT DOCTOR DRUNKARD. COME THE FUCK ON. HES NOT DEAD They sure did, David. Oh my god. This doctor threw him in a fucking dumpster Fuck fuck fuck fuck Amy trying to talk sense into John.... ok, sure Jan. PEOPLE NEVER CHANGE Who are you meeting Brett? Oh. Curtis and David. Doing the right thing could have fucked over Frank, Curtis. THINK ABOUT THAT. He played the family card. Fuck off John Pilgrim. If i had a dollar for every time frank told someone to point a weapon at him.... OUCH, Frank’s face. Aaaand there it goes through some glass and chains.... Jesus These two men can barely stand WHERE THE FUCK IS BILLY frank’s got a giant pipe . Didn’t Daredevil wrap chains around his arm too? THIS IS EMBARRASSING FRANK GET IT TOGETHER there you go, with the oxygen tank Asking for leniency for his kids with his last breath... damn “You’re the whirlwind” FUCKING CURTIS IS BILLY IN YOUR ROOM AGAIN no. Fucking Billy. Oh lord. GO BE WITH HIM CURTIS JESUS PLEASE “I don’t want to die alone” Dinah and Krista again.... FML You don’t love him, girl, i promise And he’s not coming from you FRANK . . . . . Fucking hell. Jesus. No redemption. He died alone and scared and sad and in pain. Fucking hell. .... keep the lies going Curtis and Madani. End of story. Bye Eliza. BYEEEEEE. WAIT WHAT HE LET PILGRIM LIVE?!? Well, i guess it’s nice that Frank has something to care about. Too bad I feel nothing for Amy. Still. What the fuck do you want Madani? She’s with the CIA now?!!? LAST FUCKING SCENE. Daaaaaaamn.

[ramblingshit]

Fright Night - 2011 - 2/5

we start , very, very high. its ominous to begin, the dreamworks opening dark and spooky and slow. scrawled font glides across dark stormy clouds and we're over a small square, isolated suburb. a house is on sale. that's the Charmed font.

oh my god what is that david tennant what the fuck was not expecting that.okay so this is a modern Fright Night.  and david tennant sis peter vincent. okay what a jump scare just happened the dog is scared, and this girl is dead and he's covered in blood and holy shit its the senator. wow the bed was bloody where his dad was scrambling for the gun hidden beneath the mattress that the boy finds. oh his dads body is sliding away and what the fuck is that im scared what the hell holy shit. ohh cool title card. nice symmetry in the birds eye. just a happy, normal small neighbourhood, everyone is diverse and happy and the kids are playing outside. holy shit its that dead guy poor ol mate.oh its hereditary mum.  they got a chill equal relationship just chatting like friends more than parent adn child. and the mum's intelligent and assertive and smart and a real estate agent. this is very very different from the original fright night. is it really the same movie? is it oh its the girl from 28 weeks later nice she's hot and eyy pumped up kicks is playing damn. I'm pretty sure they're both like 25 and playing as  oh holy shit its like zac efron's brother. trumping all over stereotype. what the hell its the weird super bad creepy guy comedian dude 'Brewster' it's the weird cackling kid. they've got relationship issues they're both geeks but brewster got hot and with the hot girl and rose through the 'social ranks' and they had to stop being friends. weird kid is threatening to show all his new friends embarrassing stuff from the past. oh my fucking god oh my god colin farrell. holy shit. oh my god. and damn she is Amy I'm forgetting everything cause its so different. he's charming and fucking hot and buff with like a paled face.being all charming and neighbourly. wife beater and silver necklace and damn the way he bit that apple. what are they doing here crawling through the doggy door who's adam. outta nowhere weird kid tells him jerry's a vampire, like a 'by the way' situation where are they going why does he have a cross and stake? they just added a stock door opening noise. they're telling the realisations of hm being a vampire without actually showing any of it and the weirdo kid is the one interested and telling brewster that jerrys a vampire like what first he's not even met him he hasn't been involved or around him at all and now he's adamantly trying to argue that he is a vampire?? in the original brewster was obsessed and found out quick to the start all by himself and half the trouble was trying to convince everyone else too. now one of his friends is trying to convince him?? what?? and they're mentioning Twilight and weird kid is saying how he's not broody or whatever like show us what his personality is like why are you saying this it's like this long ass dialogue chunk in the middle of a completely irrelevant situation, all about Jerry. fucking weird man what the fuck. we've seen the guy once. he's got evidence? why are they in this house? why is this happening? this was the Charley show - his journey from fear to sorting Jerry out and his tension with the guy the weird kid was basically comedic effect now he's premature exposition guy? and he's the one who thought of peter vincent cause it showed him watching him all the time but now its the weird kid convincing him and now they're having relationship problems and brewster fkn pushed him damn son use your words wow he's a fucking asshole like die dude the fuck. oh damn what the fuck the bully just grabbed him off his bike fr riding down his street like its his turf what the hell there's like four streets in this suburb and now they're fighting who wrote this why bother calling it fright night its a whole nother (fkn messy shit) story he's literally chasing him over the fence like he wants to kill him damn this isn't bullying  fuck. what is this movie? oooooh jerry is hottttt i love me a murdererous manly man. weird kid is in big trouble. oh my god. oh my god did they get him to play fake grindelwald because of his role in this. damn he's turning weird kid and the cross falls dramatically from his hand. ohh he's a fuckin dick to his friend and now he's feelin all guilty and worried and reminiscing about the time he wasn't an asshole to his friend. wow we're not even half an hour in and half the original movie is gone and replaced by whatever high school drama movie this is.he walked into weird kid's room and didn't turn the light on? yeah alright. what the fuck. why is peter vincent fkn that 'sexy' emo magician man who was popular -Chris Angel Mindfreak. he found a laptop with evidence that jerry's a vampire videos on it. and here's Jerry and what's happening ahaha he's not gonna invite him in and its physically uncomfortable standing at the door he's literally stuck at the door and it's really really obvious.  damn that was cool though passing the beer through the doorway and the communication in their eyes and now he's perving on his mum is this acting intentional? like he looked really unsure what to do with himself was that in character or?? he's looking around all paranoid he's perving on all the girls he's threatening him really obviously i can't tell if i like it more than the smooth suave chilling conversation that was driving charley mad at the start of the other one. jerry telling him to 'manage' the women in his life cause its his job to keep them safe. now they're doing the distracted disinterested in Amy play and she's the one coming onto him strong  and what are we gonna see this. this is literally worse acting than the screaming kid in the first one it's like halfhearted. now the movie's settling in for like a spookier, much darker version of the  nah nevermind its like a padded retelling. there's no billy in this one, just Jerry - who's gonna cover him during the day? original was a squad effort movie - bunch of kids and an old man going up against a vampire. not anymore its just this obviously mid 20s guy sneaking around in a dark house to quiet, eerie music. wait he's in Jerry's house? oh cause Jerry drove off. ooh Jerry's got awesome creepy office with spooky drawings on the walls why is this place so dark goddamn turn on the lightswitch. he's got costumes for hunting damn that's cool. and here he returns uh oh run charley run. try escape the vampire now that you're in his lair. a secret door to like a jail block in the wall? what he's letting himself be close in? what is he doing how did Jerry whip this up?jumpscare lol lame it's Doris. you telling me he's gonna lockpick the lock okay he's never done it before but okay. god he's hot. the swooning blond in the arms of a vampire. it's like hella horrific oh my god she just shushed Charley where he hid in the other room. drinks from her all orgasmic and tosses her back in the room. damn he looks good with a bloodstained mouth lickinn his lips and shit. good luck picking with a bobby pin you're hilarious holy fuck she's tiny, like a limp ragdoll. ew why is he watching skanky girls on TV. tryna tell me he's watching the TV so loud that he can't hear they panting and crying. yeah he can he's outta the chair - there's no reflection and he's like crying damn this is tense. such a nice house. strutting around, drinking beer, vaguely amused at everything. he just caught an apple. it's like he knows something amusing no one else does.  but does he actually kno-- oh my god yeah he does that's awesome. oh holy fucking shit holy shit holy fucking shit she was a vampire she fucking exploded in the sunlight. his jumper s covered in her ash that's messed, Jerry stood inside listening and laughing to himself as he bit into the apple. now he's out here being the one looking up peter vincent - that entire start was completely pointless they should've cut out all of the weird kid stuff. now he's snubbing his girlfriend too this is how it should have all begun here comes david tennant. what the hell he's pulling a secret swipe identity thing to try get in to see vincent and vincent is a gross slimeball of a david tennant why are all these men slimy he's pretending to be a reporter she's walking around in a bra, vincent is an expert on vampires and the lot - not just using what he learned from doing his show and now she's using 'little girl' as a derogatory term for vincent. okay not the most attractive bod and i hate tattoos tbh at this point its true. god this whole thing is so edgy and wow okay here we go his hair is so much betterokay damn holy shit. it was the hair the hair was fucking me up okay holy damn all his facial hair is fake. and thank god his eyebrow piercing - wait nevermind all that 'expert' stuff was bulll? or is he mucking around? okay no its bull he isn't an expert. i can't believe how much hair affects someone. oh and his tattoo are right as well. damn he sounds schizo and vincent is fkn cold and that is some bad cgi and trying to be so dramatic its just a filter over the shot. oh and here's  zac efrons brother and eternal grunge guy.  ohh he's got creepy long nails and oh damn eating them and there's the blood oh fuck why is that hot im so disturbed. he's shaving stakes and its mum who confronts him and he's awwkard about it and now they've referenced 'Dark Shadows' as well as Twilight. these highschoolers are so serious and mature tryna talk to each other and here's Jerry at the door.this is a game to him but she's sticking up for her son and Jerry thinks its awesome or is it just oh damn he's coming back with a shovel and a power saw?? what's he doing??? where's he going oh my god what's he doing the girls are slowly realising that he might be right what is he digging up.flinging huge chunks of earth around. oh uh oh oh FUCK  THAT:s  GAS HOLY SHIT are you serious Jerry no holy daaaaaaamn he's blowing up their house I love it ahahaha 'dont need an invitation if there's no house' that is hilarious oh my god as if they're going to get out with what really he's gonna  oh wait he''s gonna take the dirt bike what the fuck he just threw the bike at them what is happening is this Michael bay. and now he's ramming them fuck he really wants them dead damn oh ahahah they have a tank of a car driving getting hit by a bike, smashing through a vampire and his big ass car. is he-- he's under the car that's amazing yeah okay like they survived that too oh he just lifted up the car oh what the fuck he looks like that shark guy from batman oh no why does he look like that who made him look like a shark he's eating that guy blood squirting, he's very animalistic like twitchy and shit too  black eyes eats a guy, morphs into something evil blood stained mouth cars all fucked up and he turns around 'hey' he greeted jovially, the girls run away - the mum just leaves her son to face off a vampire? yeah, okay. - and he calls 'catch you later!' damn some of this is gold and other bits are trash but so far they're evening each other out. he's oh damn he grabbed the cross and it lit on fire and he's got charley and was gonna stake him but mum popped up and shanked him through the shoulder with one of her real estate signs that's so lame, but he's screeching and flinging himself around making growling noises and now mum's fainted and hit her head and jerry's twitching out with a oh okay he hit him with his car again. jerry's all kinds of fucked but he heals up fine soon enough. vincent isn't charming; there's too much sex and money and cynical and assholey and its grotesque compared to the teenageriness of the original. and now mum's out for the count at the hospital lol  what's happening. he's shitting on the idea to call the police that's hilarious he wouldn't stop calling them in the first. i dunno i keep comparing them because these are the bits i 100% liked better in the other one. now he's talking about weird kid who disappeared ages ago. he's a loser - she likes him cause he's different; she's the popular girl who didn't want an ass bully to date. vincent's a drunk on top of everything. but he does know his stuff about vampires. there's different species different breeds - Jerry's a tribal snacker who keeps his victims alive for days and oh damn its weird kid he's a black eyed vampire and he's mad Jerry got him Vincents in his panic room the bra girl is dead weird kids arms off and now Jerry's coming and weird kid's twitching out and he looks like a wolf shark and they're being vulgar again he's hunting them down this is a serious relationship drama issue. if they're strong enough to like bend metal how did grabbing him hard around the neck not immediately crush it. they're fighting - like what; charley just took a deep clawing across the chest they're blocking and slashing and every ones smashing stuff and he just got weird kid at the neck and uh oh she's in trouble but she's got a gun but he's barely flinching oh what. how did she know that was holy water the cup was up too high for her to see there was even any water in it. dude they're strong when its plot convenient - how do these guys know how to fight with weapons he's just so chill with that slash across the chest. ahaha what the fuck she's like urging him to kill him aha he stabbed him all drama and she's in survivor mode like fuck outta the way everyone oh good he's pretty again. i'm disappointed no jerry/amy stuff though tbh she's spicy, he thinks this is a great time. he's just hunting them and its nightclub time are they gonna do the jerry amy thing no he grabbed her by the throat oh damn oh okay no that was pretty hot he's got a slash on his chest and the bouncers just grabbing it and he doesn't react fuck sake 0 that was pretty cool if not exactly what i wanted - he properly vampired her: blood on his lips he kissed her and it drugged her enough to take her neck in the middle of the club. and now a vampire killed vincent's parents and that's why he's a drunk but how'd he become a magician what's that got to do with anything. damn highschooler dropping moral truthbombs that immediately make adults change their mind immediately and wanna help him. how does that car still drive. this is so gay like he is overreacting he's dressed to go to war - i forgot he burned their house down he's got a fucking crossbow and he's dressed in like military shit and he's swinging the crossbow around like he's in the military, did they tell him to take this serious or like he shoulda been an awkward stumbling kid oh what the damn they'res a secret like basement damn he just broke a hip how is all of this under his house didn't just move in???he switched on the first light in the whole movie and it barely lit anything up so lame. so extra oh damn that tiddy damn nice just dodged an arrow oh fo real really is he the vampire who killed vincent's parents are you serious that's so lame. and now Amy's  what the fuck why is there like an entire institution beneath this house what is this. oh its the tribe?? they live in the dirt whoop her eyes are black but vincent's got a dramatic black leather jacket and a stake gun that just fucked up and he's just gonna stake her straight up they barely gave her time for her scary wide face he just stabbed her and ran and now she's eating her own blood and whoop vincent's being eatenoh really how did he know there was sunlight up there aren't we in the base meant isn't this place made of cement. damn he's hot with his shirt open. he just hissed at the beam of sunlight. even his fingernail burns oh that's cool he's in teh shadow and charleys in the sun beams as he taunts him about Amy and vincent's turning ahaha  and they're gonna wait til the sun goes down and in the meantime he's gonna like fuck amy in front of charley ahaha nice drinking bloods like sex. oh yeah okay what he's gonna what he's expecting to go up in flames what the fuck he'd oh no okay what the fuck as if. as the fuck if. first of all, charley is human and a crazed vampire is not and are you joking me that charley could survive being thrown around plus he's fucking on fire that should have destroyed him by now fucking burned to a crisp oh im so disappointed and okay yea being a vampire was just dark spirits? and now everyones free to die of their wounds aha jesus. his clothes would have seared into his skin, his goggles would have melted but no, completely unscathed. so lame. oh that was such a slow awkward dialogue. weird like one liner jokes throughout are we in vegas? oh nice they're fucking i really don't care i don't wanna see these 25 year olds why do we care what happens now Jerry's dead. jesus that was bad. please im so upset. oh well sometimes 1980s camp horror is better than cheap rushed or at least badly edited modern ones. disappointing man.

[herdustisverypretty]

a tago thingo

tagged by kouhai bae @sugaless-coffee

Soft Asks 💕

What’s your favorite song(s) to sing/hum?

- well my voice and even my humming voice (??) are not suitable for most songs because a) they’re weak af, and b) they’re really high but only to a point so like. I can only do high notes, but not REALLY high notes. so I have a very limited range of what I can get away with lmao. so I like female Asian idols to sing to mostly like Kanon Wakeshima or cutesy Kpop girl group songs as they often have higher and cuter voices which suits me more, cause if I sing anything lower it does Not sound good trust me. I can also sing guys with high voices like Leo too lmao.

Favorite flower/tree/plant?

- I have a highkey obsession with roses.

Favorite Color(s)?

- PIIIIINK. blue is also good but honestly if I see something pink in public I am immediately drawn to it. if you ever need to kidnap me just lay out a collection of pink things tbh. 

What do you doodle?

- nothing because I Suck at art. my hands are too shaky for it anyway so even if I’m in the right mood for it I quit pretty quickly because it’s too difficult and thus stressful. 

How do you take your coffee/tea? Or what’s your favorite warm drink?

- hot chocolate but it has to be STRONG okay? I usually don’t accept offers of hot chocolates from my therapist cause she makes these pansy ass brown coloured hot water drinks. that is Not chocolate that is HOT BROWN WATER AND IT IS NOT PALATABLE TO ANYONE. the last time I went I told her to make me one but to tip in so much chocolate powder that it physically cannot dissolve any more. it was okay.

Favorite candle scent?

- vanilla is good but I once had this homemade candle I bought at a vintage car show market and idk it was like ‘vanilla ice cream with pomegranate’ or smth really extra but it was Nice though I somehow lost that candle in my room like 5 years ago idk where it is tbh I cannot find it anywhere it’s a mystery

Sunrise or sunset?

- sunrise. I do not like the hours from about 3pm to like midnight. they make me depressed. 

What perfume do you wear, if any?

- I have a surprising number actually, though the only ones I paid for myself were all like $10 each and that probably says a lot about me. the ones I use most are this Tokyo Paris Hilton one (yeah I know, it was $9 ok?) cause it actually smells rlly good, or one my dad bought for me when I was like 14, which is Britney Spears’ Midnight Fantasy.

Favorite quote?

- just look at my goodreads quotes list: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/list/7368139 (that should link to my personal list I think...)

Favorite self-care routine?

- turning off notifications, and not going on tumblr, fb, twitter, or looking at the comments on yt videos. also letting myself waste time instead of pressuring myself to get stuff done. telling myself “that thing will be here later.” and to get sustenance now instead of waiting till I’ve finished my task, or to go to bed and continue the task in the morning. baths are also nice but that requires a lot of work considering we do not have a cold tap for ours atm. also I can only have baths if the water is not clear (bubble bath, bath bombs, etc). 

Fuzzy socks or house slippers?

- they’re both kind of uncomfortable... socks are stuffy but they stay on better than slippers. and I need to have something on my feet otherwise I’ll pull all my skin off and then it becomes painful to walk.... 

What color are your eyes?

- uh medium-dark brown usually, but sometimes they’re completely black, and sometimes they’re this weird green colour idk man they’re pretty feral

What’s your favorite eye color on others?

- I like grey eyes

Favorite season?

- winter

Cheek, neck, or nose kisses?

- for myself: stay away from me. for my ships?? i guess?: nose

What does your happy place look like?

- idk I don’t think about a happy place, real or fake. when I need to think of happy things I usually think of my otp tbh. or Kise-kun. even though he’s unarguably kind of awful. 

Favorite breed of dogs?

- they’re all good, but I do really like huskies, chihuahuas, and feathered salukis

Do you ever want to be married? If so, what colors would you choose for your wedding theme?

- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. unless I married a friend for benefits. I’d only do that if I knew they were not interested in or attracted to me. aroace friends are welcome to be my spouse. also blue. the colour has to be blue. there’s gotta be blue in there somewhere. absolutely no pink or red allowed. yellow is the colour of friendship but it’s kind of bleh. tho if my platonic-mutual-benefits spouse was into it I’d totally have some sort of gothic and/or morbid type wedding. cosplay the corpse bride. hell yeah. plus she’s blue anyway so it extra works. Amy Lee’s cover of Sally’s Song will play as I probably sit there on my phone and IM my spouse instead of actually talking to them, despite the fact that they’d probably be sitting next to me. 

Cursive or print?

- my cursive looks neater and also nicer so that

Silk or lace?

- ehm, they’re both good? depends tho I guess. scratchy lace is bad, but tulle lace is very very satisfying to both touch and look at. 

Favorite weather?

- rain, overcast, clouds, COLD

Zodiac?

- Scorpio

I never remember who I’m friends with so just feel free to do this and also tag me in it so I can see your answers

I will tag @6ubble-gum tho cause I kno you’ll do this and also that your answers will be highly entertaining 

[cassiopeiathewraith]

Books you should read because I LOVE THEM

Dedication: For @kissmybruisedknuckles who told me to make this because she’s too lazy to make one lol

1. Strange The Dreamer - Laini Taylor

The dream chooses the dreamer, not the other way around—and Lazlo Strange, war orphan and junior librarian, has always feared that his dream chose poorly. Since he was five years old he’s been obsessed with the mythic lost city of Weep, but it would take someone bolder than he to cross half the world in search of it. Then a stunning opportunity presents itself, in the person of a hero called the Godslayer and a band of legendary warriors, and he has to seize his chance or lose his dream forever.

What happened in Weep two hundred years ago to cut it off from the rest of the world? What exactly did the Godslayer slay that went by the name of god? And what is the mysterious problem he now seeks help in solving?

2. The Night Circus - Erin Morgenstern

The circus arrives without warning. No announcements precede it, no paper notices plastered on lampposts and billboards. It is simply there, when yesterday it was not. Within these nocturnal black-and-white striped tents awaits an utterly unique, a feast for the senses, where one can get lost in a maze of clouds, meander through a lush garden made of ice, stare in wonderment as the tattooed contortionist folds herself into a small glass box, and become deliciously tipsy from the scents of caramel and cinnamon that waft through the air.

Welcome to Le Cirque des Rêves.

3. Unwind - Neil Shusterman

The Second Civil War was fought over reproductive rights. The chilling resolution: Life is inviolable from the moment of conception until age thirteen. Between the ages of thirteen and eighteen, however, parents can have their child "unwound," whereby all of the child's organs are transplanted into different donors, so life doesn't technically end. Connor is too difficult for his parents to control. Risa, a ward of the state, is not enough to be kept alive. And Lev is a tithe, a child conceived and raised to be unwound. Together, they may have a chance to escape and to survive.

4. Cinder - Marissa Meyer

Sixteen-year-old Cinder is considered a technological mistake by most of society and a burden by her stepmother. Being cyborg does have its benefits, though: Cinder's brain interference has given her an uncanny ability to fix things (robots, hovers, her own malfunctioning parts), making her the best mechanic in New Beijing. This reputation brings Prince Kai himself to her weekly market booth, needing her to repair a broken android before the annual ball. He jokingly calls it "a matter of national security," but Cinder suspects it's more serious than he's letting on.

5. This Savage Song - Victoria Schwab

Kate Harker and August Flynn are the heirs to a divided city—a city where the violence has begun to breed actual monsters. All Kate wants is to be as ruthless as her father, who lets the monsters roam free and makes the humans pay for his protection. All August wants is to be human, as good-hearted as his own father, to play a bigger role in protecting the innocent—but he’s one of the monsters. One who can steal a soul with a simple strain of music. When the chance arises to keep an eye on Kate, who’s just been kicked out of her sixth boarding school and returned home, August jumps at it. But Kate discovers August’s secret, and after a failed assassination attempt the pair must flee for their lives.

6. The Darkest Part of The Forest - Holly Black

Children can have a cruel, absolute sense of justice. Children can kill a monster and feel quite proud of themselves. A girl can look at her brother and believe they’re destined to be a knight and a bard who battle evil. She can believe she’s found the thing she’s been made for.

Hazel lives with her brother, Ben, in the strange town of Fairfold where humans and fae exist side by side. At the center of it all, there is a glass coffin in the woods. It rests right on the ground and in it sleeps a boy with horns on his head and ears as pointed as knives. Hazel and Ben were both in love with him as children. The boy has slept there for generations, never waking.

7. Red Queen - Victoria Aveyard

This is a world divided by blood – red or silver.

The Reds are commoners, ruled by a Silver elite in possession of god-like superpowers. And to Mare Barrow, a seventeen-year-old Red girl from the poverty-stricken Stilts, it seems like nothing will ever change. That is, until she finds herself working in the Silver Palace. Here, surrounded by the people she hates the most, Mare discovers that, despite her red blood, she possesses a deadly power of her own. One that threatens to destroy the balance of power.

8. Daughter of Smoke and Bone - Laini Taylor

In a dark and dusty shop, a devil’s supply of human teeth grows dangerously low. And in the tangled lanes of Prague, a young art student is about to be caught up in a brutal otherworldly war.

Meet Karou. She fills her sketchbooks with monsters that may or may not be real, she’s prone to disappearing on mysterious "errands", she speaks many languages - not all of them human - and her bright blue hair actually grows out of her head that color. Who is she? That is the question that haunts her, and she’s about to find out.

9. Illuminae - Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff

The year is 2575, and two rival megacorporations are at war over a planet that’s little more than an ice-covered speck at the edge of the universe. Too bad nobody thought to warn the people living on it. With enemy fire raining down on them, Kady and Ezra—who are barely even talking to each other—are forced to fight their way onto an evacuating fleet, with an enemy warship in hot pursuit.

BRIEFING NOTE: Told through a fascinating dossier of hacked documents—including emails, schematics, military files, IMs, medical reports, interviews, and more

10. Legend - Marie Lu

What was once the western United States is now home to the Republic, a nation perpetually at war with its neighbors. Born into an elite family in one of the Republic's wealthiest districts, fifteen-year-old June is a prodigy being groomed for success in the Republic's highest military circles. Born into the slums, fifteen-year-old Day is the country's most wanted criminal. But his motives may not be as malicious as they seem.

From very different worlds, June and Day have no reason to cross paths—until the day June's brother, Metias, is murdered and Day becomes the prime suspect. Caught in the ultimate game of cat and mouse, Day is in a race for his family's survival, while June seeks to avenge Metias's death. But in a shocking turn of events, the two uncover the truth of what has really brought them together, and the sinister lengths their country will go to keep its secrets.

11. Angelfall (Penryn and the end of days) - Susan Ee

It's been six weeks since angels of the apocalypse descended to demolish the modern world. Street gangs rule the day while fear and superstition rule the night. When warrior angels fly away with a helpless little girl, her seventeen-year-old sister Penryn will do anything to get her back.

Anything, including making a deal with an enemy angel.

12. Caraval - Stephanie Garber

Remember, it’s only a game…

Scarlett Dragna has never left the tiny island where she and her sister, Tella, live with their powerful, and cruel, father. Now Scarlett’s father has arranged a marriage for her, and Scarlett thinks her dreams of seeing Caraval—the faraway, once-a-year performance where the audience participates in the show—are over.

But this year, Scarlett’s long-dreamt-of invitation finally arrives. With the help of a mysterious sailor, Tella whisks Scarlett away to the show. Only, as soon as they arrive, Tella is kidnapped by Caraval’s mastermind organizer, Legend. It turns out that this season’s Caraval revolves around Tella, and whoever finds her first is the winner.

13. The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer - Michelle Hodkin

Mara Dyer believes life can't get any stranger than waking up in a hospital with no memory of how she got there.

It can.

She believes there must be more to the accident she can't remember that killed her friends and left her strangely unharmed.

There is.

14. An Ember In The Ashes - Sabaa Tahir

Laia is a slave. Elias is a soldier. Neither is free.

Under the Martial Empire, defiance is met with death. Those who do not vow their blood and bodies to the Emperor risk the execution of their loved ones and the destruction of all they hold dear. It is in this brutal world, inspired by ancient Rome, that Laia lives with her grandparents and older brother. The family ekes out an existence in the Empire’s impoverished backstreets. They do not challenge the Empire. They’ve seen what happens to those who do.

15. The Darkest Minds - Alexandra Bracken

When Ruby woke up on her tenth birthday, something about her had changed. Something frightening enough to make her parents lock her in the garage and call the police. Something that got her sent to Thurmond, a brutal government “rehabilitation camp.” She might have survived the mysterious disease that had killed most of America’s children, but she and the others emerged with something far worse: frightening abilities they could not control.

16. The Wrath and The Dawn - Renee Ahdieh

One Life to One Dawn.

In a land ruled by a murderous boy-king, each dawn brings heartache to a new family. Khalid, the eighteen-year-old Caliph of Khorasan, is a monster. Each night he takes a new bride only to have a silk cord wrapped around her throat come morning. When sixteen-year-old Shahrzad's dearest friend falls victim to Khalid, Shahrzad vows vengeance and volunteers to be his next bride. Shahrzad is determined not only to stay alive, but to end the caliph's reign of terror once and for all.

[thesorceressyennefer]

T A G

Thanks for tagging me @paladin-wheeler!!

Rules: Tag ten of your followers you want to get to know better

Name: Rachel

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Sagittarius 

Height: 5′3″ (Google says that’s 160 cm for all of you in countries that use a sensible measuring system)

What images have you set as your phone/desktop wallpaper? 

Phone lock screen: Selfie of my mom and me 

Home screen: ajksdhfajskhfjkdhf hope this doesn’t sound like im a pretentious art snob but it’s me and two of my friends in one of Yayoi Kusama’s infinity rooms in the Louisiana Museum in Denmark. This one that we went into is a small room where the walls are covered in mirrors and there’s lights hanging from the ceiling that change color and the mirrors make it look like they extend forever. Maybe just google it im not enough of art snob to explain it right. 

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? I had some hot TAs in college tbh but no one I really had a crush on.

What was your last text message? Fuck this made me realize I didn’t answer like 5 of the last texts people have sent me. I’m such a poor excuse for a human being. My last text was “okay just let me know what time works for you” to my dad about what time we’re going hiking tomorrow.

What do you see yourself doing in ten years? Okay fuck this question. I just want a job where I’m working on climate change somehow and I just dont wanna be miserable. 

If you could be anywhere else right now where would you be? Tbh I’m in my bed at the moment and I can’t think of a better place to be.

What was your coolest Halloween costume? Eh I’m not very good at costumes. I dressed up the eleventh doctor when i was really obsessed with doctor who one year and my then-boyfriend and my best friend went as Rory and Amy. 

What’s you favorite 90’s show? Rugrats!

Who was your last kiss? Uhhhh I don’t even know how to describe him. My friend who I had a crush on since the 8th grade who does not reciprocate my feelings and is kind of a dick?

Have you ever been stood up? You’d have to go on dates to get stood up, so no. (also haven’t been stood up by any friends that I can remember)

Favorite ice cream flavor? Probably vanilla 

Have you been to Las Vegas? Yeah, a few times! Before I was old enough to drink/gamble but I hate gambling and overpriced alcohol so I dont think I’m missing anything.

Your favorite pair of shoes? I had a pair of black oxfords that were so cute, I wore them until they had giant holes in the sole and finally had to throw them out. All of the shoes I currently have are kind of meh. 

What is your favorite flavor? ... of? like the best flavor in the entire world? maybe chocolate

What’s your favorite book? I mean Harry Potter is always going to be the most important book series to me and Prisoner of Azkaban is my favorite book in the series. I’ve also read Anna and the French Kiss many, many times and it’s my favorite book to read when I need cheering up.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? Omg so I bought two cans of shaving cream in a row that were defective like no shaving cream would come out of them. So the next time I went to target I was like ok I’m gonna test the can before I buy it so this doesnt happen again. So I picked up a can and sprayed shaving cream into my hand and then I was just like ???? shit there’s shaving cream in my hand now???? so i wiped I just wiped my hand off on the shelf and left. omg i still feel so bad for leaving a mess in a store. What a note to end on.

Tagging @bimikes, @sassylorastyrell, @ghost-grantaire, and @el-hopper if any of you would like to do this!

[vivitalks]

more tag games

i like these

anyway i was tagged by...truly a goddess among people @intheheightsandfluff​ thank you <3

Name: Raviv Nicknames: Vivi mostly Zodiac: Leo Height: 5′3  Ethnicity: im not even 100% sure what this means?? im american & white & israeli Orientation: bi-ace but for all intents and purposes bisexual (i.e. if you’re telling other people just. say bisexual it’s so much Easier) Favorite fruits: uhh apples, kiwi, mango? Favorite season: nope Favorite books: im like a broken record i’ve said this before and ill say it again: my two favorite books of all time are The Paradox of Vertical Flight and A Little Princess  Favorite flower: im starting to have flashbacks to answering these exact same questions like a few weeks ago i think ive been tagged in this recently but whatever my favorite flowers are hibiscus and forget-me-nots Favorite animal: dogs and foxes probably Favorite beverage: uhhh i’m a big fan of apple juice, guaraná, and english tea Avg. sleep: currently it’s like between five and six hours lol oops Favorite fictional characters: oh man im gonna have to actually choose some this time won’t i? alright let’s see: Veronica (Riverdale), Jason (Falsettos), Jake, Gina, and Amy (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Kara, Alex, and Winn (Supergirl), Zoe (Dear Evan Hansen), Jack Kelly (Newsies).....et cetera et cetera et cetera (King & I quote partially intentional) Current faves: what does this even mean?? i’m obsessed with Supergirl right now so probably that. and we just got devil dogs back in our home, so that too Blankets slept with: right now i sleep with one but it doesn’t really count as a blanket bc it’s very small and doesn’t even fully cover me idk man Dream trip: NYC, we know this Blog active since: i have a website for this hold on [clickety click]  I made this blog on Friday, January 8th, 2016, at 3:24 pm, which was about 17 months ago. damn Followers: 743

thank you for tagging me! ill tag @doodleddaisies @jeremymichaeljordan @jaredkleinmanisanerd and @phans-secret-blog (and always grace in spirit but i don’t wanna guilt you)