#im not taking constructive critisism

[diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls]

"the dumb kids" otherwise known as

gatekeep girlboss gaslight

malewife mansplain manipulate

[torra-and-the-toons]

I'm turning on anon but if I get so much as one rude person it's going back off again

[sleepy-little-ciel]

Jiaoqiu as Reader's caregiver (mentions of Feixiao and Moze as cgs too.)

Tw/Cw : slight angst/mostly comfort

Jiaoqiu as Reader's cg, Mentions of Feixiao and Moze as Reader's cgs, Pet names (Dada (Feixiao), Papa (Moze), Ma (Jiaoqiu), Dove, birdie, baby, sweet one), Reader cries but gets comforted

First post aaaaa

Anyways, a little drabble for them because the sillies they're so cute. :( enjoy 🩷

Constructive critisism is appreciated 🩷

"Where Dada ?" Little [Name] said with a confused expression.

"She's working, Dove." Jiaoqiu said while finishing cooking today's lunch.

Suddenly, little [Name] was getting fussy for a reason unknown to Jiaoqiu. So he asked :

"Whats happening, birdie ?" The foxian said while slowly putting a hand on [Name]'s head, patting them.

"Dada not here, Papa out... Why Always me 'n you, Ma ?" The little one asked with a sad look on their face.

Little drops of salty water started to form in their eyes, and Jiaoqiu decided to take [Name] in his arms, before explaining.

"My baby, Papa went to buy some food, im sure he will be back soon. As for Dada, she's working. But youre a smart one, you know that already, right ?"

Jiaoqiu's heart suddenly breaks as he hears little sniffles and feels droplets of water on his shirt.

"Why are you crying, sweet one ? We're all here for you. Althought Ma is gonna make sure they learn their lesson. We cant keep our little one sad, hm ?"

Jiaoqiu suddenly feels [Name]'s arms around his neck, hugging him back.

"Youre safe with us, little one. We love you."

Remember to drink water everyone !

[softtaemu]

To All the Fics I love(d) Before

Links to fics, blurbs and others for my own (and maybe, others) enjoyment | don't be afraid to message me if you want something taken down or if i typed something wrong !!

i love all the authors here pls make more content especially my dick, jason, poe and pines author pls pls

some of these i don't really remember but i made a rule to myself where if i truely enjoy a fic it goes into my liked folder

so what if they're mostly smut,,,

🍄 for my favs hehe

Poe Dameron

I. Mercy, Sabotage, And Dead Space 🍄

II. Rumors, Freebies, And a Race for Last Place - @no-droids 🍄

Give Me My Sin Again - @brandyllyn

Feels Right - @jake-g-lockley

The Hating Game - @light-yaers 🍄

The Heart of a Ship - @im-poe-dameron

Seeds of Love - @moonlight-prose

Aphelion Duology - @oscarseyebrow

Running to You - @dailyreverie

Deft Hands - @eyelessfaces

Better Safe Than Sorry Series - @eyelessfaces

Favor - @eyelessfaces

Stripper!Poe - @youvebeenlivingfictional

Directions - @zinzinina

Got it Bad - @sinisterexaggerator

The Idea of You - @st4rymoon

Sex pollen - @eyelessfaces

For Your Entertainment - @melodygatesauthor

Miguel O'Hara

Pequeña - @that-sokovian-bastardkovian 🍄

The Ideal Gaze - @bluesidez

Starved - @honestsycrets 🍄

Back Massages - @wyvernest

Love Drunk - @bruisedboys

Baker!reader x miguel fluff - @bruisedboys (untitled)

Love Bite - @madschiavelique

Touch - @loganlermanstanaccount 🍄

College roommated Miguel - @loganlermanstanaccount 🍄 (i'd put all their miguel fics but im too lazy)

Once Upon a December - @mrs-lockley

Churn - @luvrxbunny

Nerds During Exams ?? - @obxsprincess (untitled)

Dad bod!Miguel - @cupcakeinat0r

Miguel going beastmode in bed - @tired-biscuit

Honey-Sweet - @fettuccin-e 🍄

Next Door - @cherryredstars

Insoportable - @ovaryacted

Between Your Thighs - @intoxicated-chan

Miguel Love Strong Women - @sillysillygoofygoose

Take My Breath - @whatthefishh

Shower Sex - @miguel-ohara-lover

Let Me Wrap My Teeth - @psychedelic-ink

Tired Miguel eats you out - @dilfartist

Breeding kink - @buryustogether

Amazing Head - @loganlermanstanaccount 🍄

This Series - @devilfic

Convergence & Webs of Opacity- @runa-falls (to read)

Dick Grayson

Help Me, Help You - @tetzoro

Written All Over Your Face - @roturo

A very freaky blurb - @hanasnx (untitled)

Freaky bfb! grayson - @killakalx (untitled)

Shameless smut grayson - @liciaarchives (untitled)

Squirting (as a friend) bsf!dick - @killakalx (untitled)

Sex Pollen Dick - @uc1wa (untitled)

Sex Pollen Dick again - @martiniluvr (untitled)

Jason Todd

Dick Pic! Jason - @dxckgrxsonx (this isn't finished idk if it'll get continued pls do ella pls pls) 🍄

Big eyes Big dick blurb - @dxckgrxsonx

Jason's in charge - @martiniluvr (untitled)

Restroom Attendant - @sanguineterrain

My Lady, Oh Sorceress - @e-nonsense

Jason overstims himself - @dxckgrxsonx

I'll Prove It - @dxckgrxsonx

Bruce Wayne

Right Place, Right Time Series - @devilfic

Honeymoon Series - @devilfic

Sugar on the Rim - @mostly-imagines

Cape stealer fluff - @devilfic (untitled)

Bruce Being Cockblocked- @c-nstantine

Nocturnal Animal - @devilfic

Joel Miller

You Owe Me Series - @tofics 🍄

Texas Sweet - @coquettepascal (if i had a nickel for every back massage smut i had in this list i'd have two nickels) 🍄

Wild Like the West - @hellishjoel

Heavenly Bound - @ozarkthedog

Head Lightning - @shellshocklove

Honey-Do - @kiwisbell

A Matter of Time - @thriftedtchotchkes

Pretty in Pink - @lincolndjarin

Javier Pena

Whatever My Wife Wants - @javierpena-inatacvest

Not so Secret Santa - @lincolndjarin

Plans - @wayfaringhoax

Have You Ever Seen the Rain - @psychedelic-ink

Tu Sonrisa - @tokkiwrites 🍄

Constructive Critisism - @lincolndjarin

Moonknight Boys

What You Like - @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction (marc backseating steven so) Hand Covers Mouth - @juneknight

Steven Grant

Dry Humping - @eyelessfaces

Marc Spector (i ong love love me some dorm!marc content)

Precum Dorm! Marc - @juneknight

Dorm!Marc drabble - @juneknight

Obsessed - @juneknight 🍄

Accidental Stimulation - @spicyllewyn

Beneath His Breath - @juneknight

Jake Lockley

Stan Pines

Snapshots Series - @moonieandi 🍄

SPECIAL MENTIONS (RANDOM EDITION)

Mixed p eating (gotham ppl) - @killakalx

I'd watch him lick it off - @killakalx

@Cherryredstars' whole ass masterlist (bookedmarked cause i wanna read more)

The Legend of Mar'sol Series - @sirowsky Mandalorian x reader

Free use Miguel - @runa-falls

The Inn (witcher) - ao3

Sirowsky's masterlist

Siren - @chvoswxtch

[zluty-spendlik]

WAKFU REDESIGN AND REWRITE SERIES – PART 1

Evangelyne

Evangelyne used to be my favorite character growing up, which kind of sucks since she’s one of the flattest characters considering how much screentime she has.

Even when I was a little kid and watched this show I found it annoying how she was constantly drooled over by the guys and these days its pretty obvious she’s a very stereotypical not-like-the-other-girls girl, created solely to be Percedal’s (the literal incarnation of the expected target audience) love interest.

SHE EVEN HAS THE WHOLE „I let my hair down and now am so much prettier��� ARC HAPPEN FRICKING TWICE IN THE SPAN OF. WHAT- 5 EPISODES???

Evangelyne is a misogynistic character on so many levels, the only Eva-centric episodes we get are either ones she needs saving in (like Vampyro or the pirate one), or when she has a love arc with Percedal (the whole Rubilaxia shtick, or the tree of Life episode).

Honestly the only bearable scenes where she shows up are those where she interacts with Amalia and even those get twisted into weird sexist tropes: Evangelyne critisizing Amalia for buying too much clothes, or overall cringing at Amalia’s „too girly“ behaviour.

Even when they have a touching conversation after freeing Amalia’s father from the Tree of Life, Amalia immediatelly brings up Percedal and fails the Bechdel test.

I won’t even touch the Cleophée (or Cleome in english) trainwreck  the writers pulled in season 2 or the whole pregnant-damsel-in-distress thing she had going on in season 3- I didn’t watch season 3 and 4 mostly because I got so mad after the misogyny happening in the first episode and I didnt want to ruin my already fragile excitement over the series.

But don’t get me wrong – Even tho Wakfu has a lot of potential for growth, I still love the series dearly, and would love to give the characters justice. It is important to note that I am not a professional writer and Im mostly doing this for my own indulgence, so please feel free to throw constructive critisism towards me.

Character rewrite

We don’t know much about Evangelyne’s backstory, or rather her story before she meets Amalia – And in my head as a kid, I always assumed she was an orphaned kid basically living on the street with Cleophée, until someone (presumably Armand, since he has a long-term crush on her and Amalia hated her at first) took pity on her and took her to the palace (once I figure out Cleophées design Ill explain what happens with her).

Fast forward a couple years, Eva is officially Amalia’s bodyguard, yadayadayada.

Important thing is, that this shapes Evangelyne’s personality and self-perception –

I have divided my potential Eva Arc into 3.5 Categories:

Self-protection and perservation

Eva knows how dangerous the world can be (streets) and how serious her job is, but she’s only seventeen. She takes her job way too seriously, in the sense that she doesnt trust anybody they meet (which is especially shown when they meet the Tofu gang). She doesn’t want anyone but Amalia close and deep down, she’s scared of other people.

She is horrible at teamwork, which only frustrates her and everyone around her. She fails to see the affection Amalia has for her, because her entire self is just a bodyguard.

She doesn’t know who she is without that.

Depression

Dally’s sacrifce absolutely traumatizes Eva, both in the canon and my version. It doesnt need to be seen as romantic tho (we’ll get to that). On top of that AMALIA BRIEFLY DIES AND COMES BACK. Can you HEAR Evangelyne’s entire purpose crumbling down?

In her head, two people just died because of her.

Besides, Percedal sacrifices himself because he cares for her. Not as a „coworker“ or a teammate, but as a friend and Evangelyne cannot fathom that sort of service and relationship.

And even though she failed, her friends are there to support her.  Eva learns compassion.

Self-destruction

However, she now feels she has to „make up“ for her lack of compassion and her failings as a bodyguard. Long story short, she completely flips to the other extreme, basically throwing herself in any sort of danger to protect her friends  (hence when she hears Dally, she immediatelly goes to Rubilaxia). In the show this is less extreme but portrayed as her real and true personality: more reckless and adventureous – but i think the writers just wanted Eva to finally have something in common with Dally (which, btw, uncool), but I’d like this to be portrayed as a bad thing.

Eva fails to see that she’s hurting herself and fails to recognize herself as a person rather than basically a human shield. This arc climaxes in the Cleophée episode and Eva learns that compassion is not transactional, or something to be earned.

Her true self

Evangelyne's final form! We dont know much about Eva's hobbies other than her job and fighting skills, HOWEVER Dally mentions Eva taught him tracking at one point and tbh Evangelyne being a ranger or just studying nature fits her pretty well imo! She is also canonically artistic (as confirmed by the journal she keeps).

I take issue with Evangelyne always being seen as the “mom of the group”. Yes, she's smart and responsible and caring, but that's her job, she's an older sister, less of a mother figure and more of an equal to the others in the gang.

Design

In s1, Id like her to wear a lot of armour with chainmail directly on her skin (haha get it because trust issues), and with a mostly green colour palette, cause, Sadida kingdom yk.

In her s2 look, she throws away most of her armour and self perservation instincts and since her personality completely flips, so does her colour palette - red! The first aid kit is gone and she wears an ascot now (a torn bit from Dally's cape lol).

And finally, i made her a furry I gave her some gadget shoes from Cleophée, helping her move faster, I put some of the armour back and made her hair longer. Her colour palette now consists not only green, but also the "Yugo blue", which i plan on incorporating in everyone's final design :D

AND FINALLY, AN ART DUMP

[sillylittlelemon]

hello! :3 Thank you SMM for answering my ask (https://www.tumblr.com/sillylittlelemon/744715123557531648/uhhh-hi-im-kinda-scared-to-do-this-but-i-wanna)

And I def agree I would get along the best with Kaidou, but I wonder, would I be able to matchup with Kusuo? I kinda am on the fence about this, but I want to know.

You don't have to answer this btw!! I'm already satisfied with my character, but I just wonder.

bye :>

Hi anon, welcome back! 😊😊❤️❤️ I can defiently see you matching with Saiki, in fact i was on the fence about matching you with him but my like 'intial reaction' to the characteristics you gave just matched Kaido so well (also i was a little worried to answer 2 matchup requests back to backwith the same character matched 😭)

A relarionship with Saiki with those characteristics would progress at an absolute snail pace, to be honest. Because the traits you listed are so similair to Kaido i feel like the two of you would get on like a house a fire (if you arent southern that means 'youd be really good friends') And because of that Saiki would initially judge you based on that and henceforth avoid you, at least until you manage to convince him that you are at least a somewhat sane and tolerable person.

But in my opinion, which literally means nothing, Kaido woukd be the best fit for your personality, quirks, and hobbies.

You can always request headcanons for either character (or both 😈) if you arent satisfied, please be honest! I promise i can take constructive critisism, i am not pussy. 😊❤️🫂

[rowretro]

im falling out of liking with your writing. When i saw your writing, i immediately liked the way you wrote stuff that others didn’t and how active you were, but it was quickly shown to me WHY people don’t write that kind of stuff. I think the yandere thing is cool, write what you want, but wether you like it or not, its overdone + taken too far. Please take this as constructive critism and nothing else. It was cool at first how you interpreted the boys as yandere (even though i usually think that stuff is weird or cringe). But it escalated the second you wrote Jake kicking a preggo woman to “get rid of the dna”? That’s a bit absurd. No one in their right mind would do that, let alone Jake. And i know its apart of the “yandere persona”, but aren’t these imagined supposed to reflect off the boys? Not based on what you want them to be. And also the wlw stuff? Again, write what you want, but you’ve said the Islamic word “Wallah” before. Please don’t use that word unless you are Muslim. Reminder, i still enjoy and find your writing cool, its just a couple things you could “work” on going forward.

have a good day 🤍

uhm- what? gurl i definitely haven't used any muslim words b4, that's the most absurd thing i've ever heard. As for the Jake fic, i fixed that AGES ago , idk how this is meant to be CONSTRUCTIVE critisism, and no my ffs don't reflect on the boys, it's nothing like them irl everyone has the common sense to know that. and what's "wlw".

[yanderu-deredere]

a/n: here's one of the new boys! i figure i should crank these new boys out before i include them in a few more requests! also omg thank you so so much! idk if it was my pathetic begging but i got so so many requests and ill definitely crank those out too!

warning: gender neutral reader, stalking. cat fishing, phone sex, non-consensual filming

soren 'soleil' ravi kumar ★ profile

there's not a lot of places you could meet soren becos he's such a dedicated musician and becos to become his new obession you have to be related to his current one

which brings us to the fact that you have to know him thru his band

of course a lot of these posts are just suggestions of how the yans can meet their darlings but i really truly think that soren would do well with meeting his darling at a meet and greet

meet and greets are where the band sits at a long table and the fans line up to greet each member one on one for a few seconds each, long enough to get a few sentences in, maybe give the member a pre approved present, get something signed, etc

the meet and greets are ofc very tiring and, after a while, the faces get very samey

however, when he sees you, he immediately thinks wow, very cute

its kind of a not-very-well-hidden-secret that soren sometimes sleeps with some of the groupies

it's well hidden enough that only the really really dedicated fans know about it but its like not well hidden enough that the paparazzi sometimes catch him going out with some of them

he's earned kind of a playboy label but like nobody's really put two and two together that they're all just dedicated acatalepsy fans

anyway, when he sees you, he thinks might fuck around and see if he can talk you into sleeping with him loool

but then you open your mouth and then he thinks might fuck around and shee if he can talk you into wearing a ring around that finger, if you know what i mean

"Hi! Sorry, ohmygosh, I'm so happy to see you!" You rush out, giggling in that same drunken way a lot of fans do when they sit down in front of them for the meet and greet.

Soren laughs boyishly, nodding as he takes your album and signs his name "Yeah, I get that a lot. Who should I sign this to?"

You tell him your name and, for some reason, he pairs it with his last name in his head. Sadly, he can't write it down but he does add a cutie in front of it when he scribbles it onto the front of your copy.

"Uhm, I know we only have a few seconds but I just wanted to say that I loved your first album. A lot of fans don't appreciate it to much and, hot take, don't tell the other Asteropos but I feel like the other albums just don't have the same spark as the first two do."

After your little spiel, you sit there, fiddling with your fingers so cutely and all Soren could do was stare at you. Instead of shutting up, you continued, too nervous to do anything else.

"I mean, the meaning to the lyrics were just so profound in the first two albums and the thematic tie ins were so satisfying but I feel like the newer albums, you're just making coincidences to make coincidences, and they're not really to do anything and-- I don't know. I just-- miss the old Soleil, I guess."

Then, as if sick of how much you were embarrassing yourself, you squeaked out a small apology, touched his hand (which was absolutely electrifying, grabbed your album and then moved on to the next member.

Soren had never been so in love in his entire life.

its very much the case of 'nobody's ever punched me before in my entire life and now im in love with you' trope but it's like nobody's ever been so like nice but critical of him?

like it's the price of being popular i guess? but everyone either really loves him so he can do no wrong or really hates him so everything he does is wrong

but you are such a sweet and nice middle that it feels so nice and pleasant! like constructive critisism?? and you're not being paid to give it to him? why? you care about him? oh myog od?

its because you love him. the two of you are meant to be!!

he already has your information from where you bought the tickets! they had to take your credit card information (which included your billing address) and your phone number

he'll try to use the band as much as he can to get as close to you as possible!

maybe your ticket to the concert was used in a raffle and you won! now you get to spend a whole day with him doing whatever the two of you want!

he'll show you around the studio, the two of you can talk about whatever the two of you want, you can do whatever

he'll flirt with you as much as possible lmaooo but what he wants from you is more than what he's ever wanted from any of the fan fuck buddies he's ever had before

The office chair the two of you sat on creaked under your shared weight and the sound snapped you a little bit out of your arousal. You were, after all, in the room he used to write songs and brainstorm ideas.

It felt a little blasphemous to fuck there.

"Are you sure this is okay?" You stuttered out, looking nervous and unsure, even as your hips ground down into his.

He just laughed, bright and sweet as his large palms pressed into your skin, one of hands pushing into your shirt, trying to undress you, while his other hand cupped your thigh, pulling your legs apart.

"Darling, if I don't have you right now, I think I'll go crazy." He muttered against your ear, that melodic voice you were so used to hearing singing such innocent songs now uttering much dirtier words.

It made a shiver go down your spine.

You quickly nodded, agreeing, your fingers tangling into his locks when his lips latched onto your neck, teeth marking their way down to your clavicles.

he wants you to belong to him wholly and completely so you can take care of him and give him compliments and constructive criticism and so you can inspire him!

neway if you think he's just a one night stand, he'll show you a one night stand!

lol but seriously though, he won't let you get away after one night. you're his eternally

he might fuck around and make a fake fan account and get to know you that way too becos of course he would

he kind of has all the money in the world so he doesn't care what he has to do to make you his, he'll do it

might even fuck around and pay someone to put cameras where you live cus like he cant go around skulking in your neighborhood but if he puts cameras there, he won't have to!

but yeah, definitely a pain in the ass lmao and like he's socially adept enough that he knows how to hide his obsessive tendencies well so that you don't really see them

to you, it'll feel like you met the popstar of your dreams and he fell in love with you after spending a day with you (which you won through a raffle you were entered into?) and now the two of you are dating? weird

Soren held his phone in between his ear and his shoulder, his hands unbuttoning his uncomfortable jeans "I'm sorry I can't be with you, baby. You know I hate travelling but I have to."

You nodded, pout playing across your face, your knees pulled to your chest and your cheek pressed to your knee. You were sat against the headboard of Soren's expensive California king sized bed, feeling lonely and small. All he could hear was your sigh.

He could see everything though.

After all, he had a camera pointed right at you and it was streaming right into his laptop camera. He really was telling the truth when he said he wanted nothing else than to be with you and, if you said the magic words, he'd quit and be with you all the time.

However, there he was, in Australia. And there you were, all by your lonesome.

"Why don't you do something for me, hmmm, baby?" Soren palmed himself, not quite fishing his cock out of his underwear quite yet "Something to help you feel less lonely?"

When you hummed in agreement, he continued "Why don't you go lay down on my bed and take off all of your clothes and maybe play with yourself while we talk on the phone?"

He definitely heard your breath hitch.

"I'll talk you through it." He reassured you, his dick already chubbing at the thought of watching you hanging onto his every word, following his every command "And I want to listen to you cum over and over."

"Cus you're mine right, baby? You're mine, even if I'm millions of miles away, right?"

[m4yasnotthatcool]

Can u pls write a Tristan x reader fluff fic? Whatever prompt you want.😋

Can u pls write a Tristan x reader fluff fic? Whatever prompt you want.😋

TRISTAN X F!READER HC

yea so my bsf actually requested this and they specified female reader in one of our messages

like, if i dont specify im prolly gonna do g/n or female reader idk

btw its hc because im not rlly confident in my actual fic writing skills just yet

anyway, my writing sucks, enjoy! (btw i say this just to not get ur hopes up or anything, if i actually tought it was that bad, i wouldnt be taking requests)

☆☆��☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

okay, so

first of all, he would "bully" you so much dude (actually just make jokes, but if you ask him, yea, hes a big bad bully, so dont tell him otherwise)

but if he saw it made you uncomfortable or sad or anything like that he would stop

clingy asf

like this boy would be all over you at all times

you could be just sitting on a random bench and idk, reading something, and he would just spawn out of nowhere and get his hand around your waist

its kinda cute actually, but it could be frustrating at times

like, lets say your parents wanted to meet him so you arranged for all of you to have dinner

and ofc he sat next to you (and you didnt complain, hes your boyfriend after all)

but he would just randomly put his hand on your thigh, and while you didnt usually mind it, you did now

(after the dinner he got a whole speach from you about why it was not okay that he did that, but he continued doing it anyway)

also gets overprotective easily

if he sees you talking to anyone and you seem uncomfortable, he would be right there by your side in a matter of seconds asking you to leave because of his "big, great emergency" while getting his hand around yoiur waist

you would of course agree to go with him, and when you werent looking he would shoot a death glare towords the person you were talking to

over all, great boyfriend, i dont know what else to tell you, rlly

after his dad sent him to that other school (god help me, i havent watched this show in so long) he wpuld send you letters and whenever he could he would call you

like, he would find a way to stay in touch with you

and he would keep all the letters you sent him back

in conclusion, 10/10, good job for getting him, and i hope you like him because hes not leaving soon (thats all i have for today, sorry)

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

anyway ily byeeee

yea so,(i was gonna say ur name but id rather not have strangers know your name so..) bsf, if this sucks ass dont come to me bitching about it, okay? (do come, i havent written anything in a really long time and constructive critisism would be rlly good rn)

[aure0l1n]

himbo characters will always cuddle with their face buried in your chest 

[killmebythebeach]

Cat Is Tommy, Mellohi is L'Manburg and friends, Blocks is Manburg vs. Pogtopia, Chirp is exile, Wait is Bedrock Bros, Stal is Disc War Finale send tweet

[overdramatic-queer-antagonist]

You know that one "AU where Jon has the tma wiki songs to decipher what's going to happen?" I put together a list of things that he would actually be able to find out (including bastardhour's other tma songs because I'm a cheater and 'Murdering This Jurgen' fucks)

Murdering This Jurgen:

Elias kills Jergun Leitner (Very specifically with a pipe)

He gets framed for it.

Elias is omnipotent

They're trapped at the institute.

There's some sort of ritual in a wax museum (but that probably wouldn't make any sense until NotSasha.)

He gets kidnapped. (This one can only really be inferred from the music video, though.)

Tunnels???

He has a lighter. (He probably still wouldn't be able to comprehend it, but I thought I should probably put it here anyway.)

Jane Prentiss and her worm body

Elias and Peter's divorce kink.

The Archive Employees:

Tim is looking for clown????

Martin's in love with him.

A total of 0 of his employees have any interest in the paranormal.

Tim has a dead brother.

escaped the institute? that's a good move!:

She "escaped the Institute"

Melanie still has the bullet in her leg.

Melanie tries to kill Elias.

The world ends.

Melanie and Georgie start dating at some point. This may not be super helpful, but it will stop at least one painfully awkward conversation.

Her dad was killed by something called the "Corruption" (I don't really think he'd be able to figure out the entities from this.)

she has a boyfriend named tom:

Not??? Sasha???

Another wax museum mention.

Chasing around Jon" is a line, but I think it could be interpreted as hyperbole, so I'm not counting it.

She was "born" in 2016. (I count this because if you found out your adult coworker was born a year ago, it might start some cogs turning.

Jon is scared of her.

She has a boyfriend named Tom (who may or may not be the rat from flushed)

Melanie sees something. (I think this could give him a hint to go ask her.)

canonically assigned hot by basira:

Tim dies. Don't believe me? First-line.

Worm scar??? Related to Prentiss??? (I'm not giving that one easily because if someone just said worm scar to me I'd think it was like,,, worm-shaped.)

Tim has a deep-seated primal fear of geese.

that is what most of the daisy comments say:

Daisy being of the hunt (i.e "lovely werewolf wife" yes that is pushing it)

people are talking about jude perry:

She is not a TERF (can anyone tell me where that came from?)

Jude Perry dies/leaves.

i love my dead gay goth son:

Gerry's dead/is going to die.

Gerry really fucking hates Jergen Leitner. 

Mary was abusive

Jon is saying Gerard Wrong.

cool and evil and swag:

Helen gets turned into the distortion.

Helen dies

The world ends two: electric boogaloo

Helen was a tory (aka the biggest plot twist of the entire series.)

gentle voiced old man i love you:

This isn't the information that Jon could get from this song you just need to know I get angry every time I listen to this song because of how much I hate Peter. >:-(

The Wiki pages would predict COVID.

The Lukases (presumably the ones funding the Institute) are evil.

He Hurt Martin.

He's... Dead???

Elias is the villain

But apparently, Jon is to real believers because he killed Peter Lukas.

short king archivist supremacy:

His life is Not Fun.

People care about his well-being. Yes, I am counting this as a revelation.

He's not as good at hiding his past in theatre as he thought.

People also think he's a coward.

People think he's an ignorant jerk (they're wrong :///) but still care very deeply for his wellbeing.

I feel like after listening to 11 of these, he would have Gotten The Eye Imagery (I know I did).

Eating my computer isn't on youtube and I'm tired. Bye.

[nervouslywaitingforlife]

Kaishin based on my favourite vine.

[harcove]

nemesis looks like thanos if he fell in a vat of acid

[thatboxylady]

Thrust can’t talk now he’s doing hot boy shit

[cammy-mcspammy]

(Same anon from before.) What I meant by Teruteru going into a blind rage, I meant like his accent would immediately slip out and he would just go on a massive angry rant about that vegan bitch to the point where everyone in the cast is just scared to talk or mention her lol. (I honestly don’t think Teruteru would as go too far as to kill someone for mentioning her, I bet that’s what everyone thought that happened to the last person that mentioned her lmao-)

(Nononononono i was joking about the killing thing, he's a total mommas boy so he wouldn't unless he really had to... COUGH COUGH TWOGAMI) /lh

I forgot he had an accent!!! but I also feel like when he rants about her there'd be a lot of hand movements and steaming because he's passionate.

Idk why but it always feels like every danganronpa character has a hidden plot twist in them.

very passionate.