#im not sorry for this

[jojo-the-dogg0]

[h0ney-dames]

Hey so i just realised only my inner redacted buddies have seen

THE KODY MEME

So im here to share

[kalcium-yippee]

Is this a safe place to say the phantoms are kinda fine. Also very adorable. Spouse material tbh

[kamiversee]

Ngl guys but yk tht one silly lil chapter where Gojo like balled his eyes out to the reader? I feel like after tht he drove home listening to Careless Whisper but instead of vibing to it he sobbed again & lowk almost crashed ^.^

[kelpie-bael]

Lae'zel: Are you seriously dooming my race for Ghaik dick???

Tav: No?? Mindflayers don't have genitals???

Lae'zel: *long suffering sigh while taking out her sword*

[bakerozza]

A bit of angst between these two is necessary

[eponastory]

So, many of you may have seen me talk about how I am part Native American, specifically Choctaw and Chitimatcha. Choctaw on my Dad's side and Chitimatcha on my Mom's side. Overall, I have a high percentage of Native American DNA, and I'm part of the Chitimatcha tribe.

My great-grandmother was half Irish, half Chitimatcha. This particular tribe is matriarchal, and it shows in my family big time. My mother is now matriarch of the family, and she makes all the decisions regarding things to do with the family. I'm not sure how it is with other tribes, but ours is like this. They aren't big into the traditions that other tribes have either, we have our own.

Right now, I'm writing a story trying to get more into Katara's head and what traditions she would have other than the ones we see in the show. One tradition that tribes have has a lot to do with hair. Being that Katara is part of a tribe, it feels like she would follow a tradition similar to ours. My tribe doesn't really practice this, but cutting hair is a big deal in some tribes. It's sometimes a symbol of loss to cut hair. But if a woman does cut her hair, it has to be done by someone they really trust or family. Some tribes cut their hair with the moon phases. Mine is on the New Moon. My hair is really long right now and I don't plan to cut it anytime soon.

But I digress.

I'm not totally familiar on Inuit traditions, I'm doing research on that right now, but I'm definitely incorporating these traditions into the story I'm working on.

Katara is a very strong willed character that reflects on the matriarchal traditions of Indigenous tribes. Women are cherished in my tribe and others. We are very family oriented.

Which brings me to my next point...

Buckle up because I'm about to get into the nitty gritty...

Why did they take such a strong willed character and completely take the fight out of her post-war?

Like... it's disappointing. Its... well the Northern Water Tribe sexist bullshit all over again except its on a smaller scale and between her and Aang.

I know I'm from a tribe of fierce basket weavers, but we didn't allow ourselves to be swept aside for placation. Which is exactly what is going on with that relationship. And don't get me started on the jealousy, gaslighting, favoritism, and so forth.

Ugh... I can't even.

Yeah, I liked Aang, but now it's not good.

Anyway, I'm gonna try and improve Katara a bit more, like I do with most characters by making them go through some things.

I like realism. It's not going to be easy. It's going to be hard. It's going to be real.

[matchbet-allofthetime]

The way I just know Tomas could and would drown himself in pussy given the chance...

LOOK AT HIM-

That man DEVOURS good pussy! I just know it in my soul

[prince-of-red-lions]

GUYSGUYSGUYS OMG I LOVE FOUR SO MUCH. LIKE HE IS MY BABYGIRL. MY LITTLE POOKIE BEAR. MY LITTLE MAN CHILD. HE MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME AND I WANT TO HOLD HIM GENTLY AND SING HIM LULLABIES. HES JUST SO GREMLIN AND CUTE AND. UGH. HES SO GORGEOUS. ITS NOT FAIR. HIS FACE IS SO SQUISH-ABLE‼️‼️‼️ IF HE DIES I DIE. I AM FOUR’S #1 FAN. I WILL PICK HIM UP WHEN HE FALLS. I WILL CARRY HIM ON MY BACK WHEN HES TIRED OR UNCONSCIOUS. I WILL STAY BY HIS SIDE AND NEVER LEAVE UNTIL I KNOW HES OKAY. I WILL MAKE SURE HE IS FED AND HAPPY AND HAS EVERYTHING HE NEEDS. HES SO BEAUTIFUL AND BABYGIRL. IF ANYONE TAKES HIM FROM ME ILL MAUL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. HE IS PRECIOUS. LIVE LAUGH BREATH FOUR‼️‼️‼️💖💖💖💖💖💖

[aspecofdustinthecornerr]

The normal album cover looks like something outta curious George

[sunkensaturn]

[fancymeatcomputers]

[fragiledaisysstuff]

the investigation team at a buffet

made this for shits and giggles (VERY LONG)

SO FIRSTLY-

how much do the team eat?

I've organized it into 3 categories :

only eats a itty bit-

Naoto, Yukiko

can eat a full plate but nothing more after-

Yosuke, Rise

absolutely destroying the buffet-

Teddie, Chie , Yu and kanji

so now that we have that sorted, lets discuss certain diet restrictions and preferences-

Yosuke wont eat anything with fish or tofu, and in my experience that's about half the menu.

Yukiko wont eat anything too fatty or heavy, so sticking to the lighter side

Chie will eat mostly meat, not much on the vegetable side

and the rest aren't too picky as far as im concerned

so now: buffet headcanon time

immediately, they all load up one plate each, varying levels of food on all

everyone finishes easy

plate 2, yukiko taps out

plate 3, naoto taps out and rise and yosuke are eating slower

plate 4, yosuke and rise tap out

by now they're all full, and ready to go home.

buuuut the rest arent yet, id say they stay seated but dont eat anymore then fruit or some desert by now

plate 5, the rest are still going...

plate 6, teddie finally taps out, and also passes out, so he's just sleeping in the corner

plate 7, kanji taps out, him and naoto probably go home by then

plate 8, everyone is tired and wants to go home, even souji stops

plate 9-10 , the beast continues to feast

PLATE 11 chie is done by then, and the buffet kicks them out

(she and teddie get food poisoning , surprise surprise)

this is a stupid ass rant, and im very sorry if you made it to the end.

[applejongho]

kq was looking for a main vocalist for their upcoming boy group and they found choi jongho and they were like omg perfect this man is mariah carrey's son. but this is a performance group will he still (mariah) carry the mariah carey gene when he is committing crimes against the dance floor? And then jongho takes off his gentleman three piece suit to reveal gym shorts and a tank top and kq stare very long at his biceps (in a businessman way it's not gay) and are like he goes to the gym nine days a week he sure is a usda approved beefcake. He can belt and break it down he's hired. the three piece suit is now back on and he takes out an apple from the pocket of it. 69 casualties

[lilfluffaj]

hi guys im new to tumblr do you like my first post