#im not meant to watch medical dramas anyways shit just pisses me off i hate doctors lmao

[sunieepo]

look im glad house md has yaoi in it or whatever truly i am but every new bit of information i see from it just makes me hate it even more LMFAO

[scngrias-blog]

a KIM TAEHYUNG lookalike was strolling down broadway street in their louboutin dandelion spikes loafers. everett "evie" khang just had a birthday bash for his twenty-fourth birthday. he has been living in new york city for twenty-three years. i hear he tends to be hedonistic at parties, but also kind of exuberant. ( cismale & he/him. )

h-hewwo? is this thing on?? anywAYS hi i'm cait, i'm 24 ( internally 90 tbh ) i live in cst and i prefer she/her pronouns. NOW onto the good shit, aka the intro post about this bb right here. i will say that there's not a ton of super deep information bc i am still working on his background and whatnot but i have some general info and basics along w a bullet point bio / personality thing & some wanted plot ideas ( which are also v basic wow ). if you'd like to plot you can like this, hmu on tumblr ims or if you have discord you can find me @𝓬𝓪𝓲𝓽. ✨💮#7518 !! i'm literally about to walk out the door to go to dinner and a movies with my mom as soon as i'm done posting this so i won't be able to be on for a starter or plotting until LATER but please don't hesitate to hmu i'm v excited to be here !!!!

general information.

full name: everett khang.

nickname(s): evie, ev.

date of birth: october 10th.

age: twenty-four.

nationality: korean.

spoken languages: english, korean, chinese, japanese, french & spanish.

gender: cismale.

pronouns: he / him / his.

sexuality: bisexual.

faceclaim: kim taehyung ( v ) of bts.

background.

hometown: ulsan, south korea.

financial status: upper class.

occupation: socialite, trust fund baby & sugar baby.

education level: high school diploma.

biography.

born in korea though he didn't get to see much of it as his parents moved to NY right before he turned 2.

birth name was actually khang eunsu but his parents decided to make his name more 'americanized' for him due to the fact they were worried about people mispronouncing his name or making fun of him for it.

his parents were both well known for their skills in the medical industry. ( his father a surgeon, his mother a vet. ) and they happened to make quite a bit of money as a result.

this meant that evie never really had to lift a finger growing up, his parents buying him anything and everything he wanted.

basically bc of them he became a spoiled brat and thought the world revolved around him and well, they never corrected this behavior.

it wasn't because they didn't notice it, though. it was because of the fact they both were constantly gone, leaving evie with a handful of nannies that basically ended up raising him while his parents were at work.

so they tried to make up for it by buying his love and affection, getting the newest, latest and greatest of everything they could to try and make up for the guilt of leaving their kid in the hands of people who weren't his parents.

it worked, for a while. evie was content, a good student, never missed a day of school. the image of perfection for his parents, minus the sassy attitude and big mouth he'd had ever since the day he could talk.

but over the years, things started to change. everett grew up and started to realize what his parents were doing in buying him things or giving him money every single day they were gone and he started to realize that they were trying to buy his love.

this caused a pain in his heart as he started to think that maybe they just didn't want to be around him at all, finding every way to blame himself for them constantly being absent.

of course, it wasn't his fault, though. his parents work schedules were hectic.

but it still took a toll on him and due to that pain he felt, he turned to alcohol, cigarettes and drugs. anything he could get his hands on to numb himself ever-so-slightly, he'd buy.

that's when he started to ask them for more money, using their guilt of never being around against them only to turn around and spend it all on parties, booze & drugs.

they never found out about any of that, not once. evie kept that life and his life at home completely separate, continuing to excel in school while going on benders every weekend.

it wasn't until he turned 18 that they found out, his mother coming home to find a very drunk everett lying on the living room floor screaming out the lyrics to a queen song.

it didn't go over well, they threatened to take away everything if he didn't start trying to become an 'adult', threatened to stop giving him the money he needed to get his quick fixes if he couldn't provide for some things on his own.

so he started looking into jobs, though nothing stuck out to him. until he happened to stumble across a 'sugar baby' app. who wouldn't want to make money simply by looking pretty and spending time with someone else?

and before he knew it, he had quite a few benefactors paying for anything and everything evie could ever wants. cars, clothes, booze, drugs... it didn't matter. the money was flooding in and he loved every second of it.

personality.

a sweetheart, honestly. so caring and kind to ( almost ) everyone he meets.

however, if you piss him off, say something bad about him or a friend, or threaten him.. boy does his personality change like a flash of lightning. he'll go from innocent angel to someone who can rip you to shreds just by the words that flow from his lips.

but he could also physically hurt someone too, if it came down to it. his parents made him take kickboxing & self defense classes for most of his life so he knows how to take care of himself even though he tends to act like he's helpless.

extremely affectionate, will hug, hold hands, cuddle & kiss anyone and has no shame in that whatsoever.

a highkey shopaholic, he's shopping in store or online at least once a day, sometimes more.

outfits can go from a hoodie and sweats to a tailored three piece suit, very versatile and loves fashion so his 'look' changes a lot. as does his hair color.

has a tendency to be pretty bratty when he wants to be. ( which is most of the time )

one of the biggest flirts and teases anyone will ever meet.

a heaux.

extremely hedonistic and pretty much just does whatever he wants to do without thinking about how it'd effect him or the people around him.

loves drama.. will sit with a bag of popcorn on the sidelines watching it all go down w the biggest smile on his face.

loves to cook, cooks frequently and usually in abundance meaning he'll probably end up showing up with food like 'surprise!'.

him in a nutshell is that one tumblr post: due to personal reasons i'm baby.

plot ideas.

bad influence. ( on your muse. )

best friends.

childhood friend.

confidant.

current hook up(s).

drinking buddies.

drunken hook up.

enemies that used to be friends.

enemies.

exes who ended on bad terms.

flirtationship.

frenemies.

friendly competition.

friends that used to be enemies.

friends with benefits.

good influence. ( on everett. )

hate sex.

one night stand(s). ( past & present. )

partner in crime.

party buddies.

past hook up(s).

ride or die.

social media friends.

trouble makers.

unlikely friends.

[sagemoderocklee]

I'm curious, since I see your like NaruSai, do you have an headcanons for them?

anon i just want you to know that i am soooo happy you asked for some narusai content! thank youuu!

so from my perspective, naruto is just not someone i can ship with anyone outside of his teammates. like ultimately Sasuke IS the one he’s meant to be with--and y’all know i’m not a fan of soul mate shit but the entire narrative of this series is that they’re soul mates. like naruto constantly chooses sasuke over others, and sasuke is constantly running from naruto because he knows the depth of his feelings... but like despite all this they do have an unhealthy relationship and i think that there’d be a lot of--not even just on again off again but like just so much of that denial and fighting and shit. like for them to get to a place that’s healthy they need to really work at it and i tend to imagine that the only way naruto would date someone else is that between period before he and sasuke have their shit together, or in an awful au where sasuke is like dead or else just never really comes back, where they don’t get their shit together 

anyway, i’m saying a lot of words but my point is that naruto could date and truly love sai or sakura, but sasuke is still his soul mate so it’s always kind of a little sad, kind of a whole lot bittersweet when it comes to naruto and sai (or sakura, though i think sakura it’s a little less bittersweet because they are best friends, they’ve known each other so long, they have a beautiful friendship, but still...) 

so i’m not sure if you were hoping for canon or like modern au but i tend to lean more towards modern au with narusai cause i think that it’s a lot more plausible in that context 

anyway naruto initially cannot stand sai like they end up dormmates in college, and naruto is just Not Feeling It. sasuke hasn’t been in naruto’s life for a good five years or so because Sasuke’s family moved out of Konoha after this whole big drama with Itachi being disowned and Sasuke was REALLY messed up by the whole thing and no one knows what the deal is but it was Not Good. so sasuke basically cuts contact with everyone but ESPECIALLY naruto which is like devastating but naruto can’t really do much about it except try to find sasuke--he constantly checks different social media sites and shit but he’s never had any luck. but what he does remember is sasuke wanting to go to this one specific university (naruto fully does not get accepted to that university). he applies to a bunch of colleges in the area in the hopes that he’ll at least be closer to sasuke

and winds up at the same school as his good friend Rock Lee, so he’s like “oh cool! we should try to room together!” 

and then he shows up on his first day at school and he finds that his roommate is this pasty mother fucker with paint all over his fingers and a shit eating grin on his face and the first thing out of sai’s mouth is “i didn’t realise dumbasses could get into college” which immediately pisses naruto off 

and it doesn’t stop there. sai is always makes comments about how dumb naruto is and about his dick and he’s always got that dumb smile on his face that pisses naruto off endlessly. he doesn’t get sai for the first like two months of living together and he comes very close to murdering sai on a handful of occasions. 

but like sai isn’t actually a shitty person. he’s not trying to be mean he just lived a really sheltered life being homeschooled by his creep of a foster dad who was mean and controlling and never let sai have friends so he’s really just trying to do what he thinks he should do because he watched a bunch of frat boy movies and read some books before college and thinks that he’s just making harmless jokes

he doesn’t exactly stop making fun of naruto but eventually naruto does start to recognize that it’s teasing and not outright malicious. he’s still really confused by sai’s fixation on his junk but he let’s it slide because he’s NOT insecure. once he’s realised that sai’s just really bad at making friends he starts to tease sai back and they settle into a routine 

“i brought you dinner, dick-for-brains,” sai will say, plopping some take out on the counter when naruto’s having one of his late night cram sessions which always always send him into a panic because he hates reading and writing and all of this shit. why did he want to go to college anyways? 

and he’ll open the container to find his favourite ramen because sai always knows when he needs that little pick me up

“i was at the store so i just picked you up some new paint, i saw you were out of black,” naruto says, lobbing a bag at sai’s head. he’d been at the convenience store which is NOT that art store but the art store’s only like... a fifteen minute walk from the convenience store and okay maybe the paint isn’t cheap but sai’s always running out of black paint and naruto knows he cut ties with his shitty foster dad so he knows money isn’t exactly something sai has whereas naruto does have a pretty hefty trust fund from his parents plus he’s always been very good at saving money and he worked a lot in high school. so what if he drops $10 a bottle on the fancy paints sai likes best. it’s what friends do. 

eventually, over the course of rooming together, sai also meets naruto’s friends. lee ended up getting put with this really intense red-head from Suna who according to Lee is ‘actually quite sweet once you get to know him’--Naruto isn’t fooled. he knows a crush on rock lee when he sees one--but not being dormmates hasn’t stopped Lee and naruto from hanging out, so Lee is the first person Sai actually meets in Naruto’s friend group. he immediately makes Lee cry when he makes fun of his looks and Naruto does actually punch sai on the arm hard enough to bruise and sort of squawks at Sai, “DON’T MAKE LEE CRY!” 

sai never ever insults lee ever again. he is in fact overly polite to lee after that. when lee brings gaara to meet naruto and sai, gaara glares at sai a lot. naruto thinks that the feelings might, surprisingly be mutual between gaara and lee. 

after lee and gaara, sai meets sakura. naruto secretly hopes that he insults her just because he’d love to see her sucker punch him--for the comedy--but sai has learned his lesson after lee and is much more gracious upon meeting sakura and her gf ino. sakura goes to a nearby medical school while ino is going to another school studying botany. 

eventually it becomes the norm for the six of them to all get together on friday or saturday nights, either in Naruto and sai’s room or Gaara and Lee’s. Sakura and Ino don’t mind commuting a bit since they both go to different schools. 

over the course of his first six months rooming with sai, naruto is still determined to find sasuke. but it hurts. sometimes sai will find naruto with red puffy eyes and in a somber mood, but naruto never explains why. but it clearly is taking a toll on him. sasuke clearly doesn’t want to be found and naruto hasn’t ever been successful. at some point after their break, when he’s gone back home to see his foster brother Iruka, Naruto’s decided he’s gotta stop. it’s time. 

he also missed sai a lot more than he expected. when he gets back to their dorm he throws the door open, shouting, “honey im home!” and maybe he’s still feeling Not Himself, but he’s excited to see sai

sai didn’t go anywhere for the break so he’s there when naruto gets back, same as ever, painting in the grey winter light coming from the open window. i think he has a sort of epiphany then that sai’s actually kinda cute and he’s fun and naruto’s never cried because of him. it’s not like that clear of course, but there’s a feeling and he just sort of comes into the room, the joking nature of his words contrasting sharply with the weight of all the mulling over sasuke he’d done over the break and he just collapses on sai’s bed and watches him paint quietly

sai glances over at him, confused. “did you finally measure your dick and not like the results?” 

the joke doesn’t land so he knows somethings wrong. he stops painting. naruto can’t look at him. he rolls onto his back, looking up at the ceiling. his chest hurts. 

“have you ever been in love?” naruto asks

sai sets down his paintbrush, getting and leaning over naruto so he’s forced to stare at the entirely deadpan expression on his face as he says, “yes, i’ve had so much experience with romance, being a shut in and all.” 

naruto shoves at sai, but he can’t bring himself to laugh. “it’s not all its cracked up to be-ttebayo” 

“then why do they make so many movies about it?” 

naruto sniffles. he really thought he was done crying over sasuke. he chokes out a laugh. sai throws caution to the wind and climbs into his bed next to naruto. naruto doesn’t normally talk about things when he’s crying and if sai has learned anything it’s that this is a Big Moment. 

“i believe that in this situation, as your friend, i should offer to kick said breaker of your heart’s ass?” 

naruto does laugh, turning over and staring up at sai. “if you can find him, sure. but i wouldn’t worry about it.” 

“i won’t. i’m terrible at fighting. i’d probably just throw paint at him.”

naruto feels warmer having sai there to comfort him. he’s not exactly sure when he moves closer just that eventually he’s practically touching sai and he just feels better. calmer. more centered. he falls asleep in the middle of sai talking about his break which consisted of painting and sometimes meeting gaara for lunch. 

when he wakes up, sai’s asleep, curled around naruto who at some point must have scooted closer because there was definite cuddling. naruto decides to keep sleeping.

somehow, after that, though they never actually talk about it, naruto stops sleeping in his own bed. 

he also stops looking for sasuke. 

and at some point, sai’s teasing is accompanied by kisses