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SOMETHING BOUT’ US
Summary: "I want you more than anything in my life." After being in a difficult relationship with Carmelo Yasmine decided to move on from him and become the next big thing while getting drafted on the smackdown roster she always thought she would never find love again due to her commitment issues until she met him.
This fanfic is 18+! NO MINORS ALLOWED
word count: 3533
smut warning; it’ll come in the story randomly so PLEASE PLEASE look out for it I’m not really good at writing ✍🏽 smuts but I’m improving at the moment.
Jey Uso x Yasmine
AWFUL GRAMMAR IM GETTING BETTER I SWEAR LOL.
comments, likes, repost are appreciated I would love the constructive feedback in what area I need to approve in. 🤍
ALSO! I don’t not want nobody stealing my fanfics or take it as theirs that will be an issue fasho so keep it cute respectfully.
I only own my OC along with the make up scenarios
But I’ll be writing along the way since this story is in my drafts on Wattpad right now so yuh. 💁🏽♀️
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YASMINE At ten in the morning, the sun streamed through the curtains, gently waking me. As I opened my eyes, I found myself nestled on his chest. I looked up to see him sleeping soundly, the soft sound of his snores filling the air.
I carefully slipped out of his hold, rising from the bed and making my way to the bathroom for a refreshing shower.
A wave of relief washed over me as the warm water enveloped my body. Memories of the events from last night with Jey flooded my mind, and I couldn't help but notice how much he had transformed since our last encounter.
A refreshing breeze swept through, breaking my train of thought as I suddenly felt two powerful arms encircle my waist.
"Morning Beautiful, I figured you'd be in here," Jey said as I turned my body around to face him.
I smiled at him pecking him on the lips before speaking, "well where else would I be?" I said.
"I see you got jokes little girl," He joked while he pecked my lips.
As we shared a laugh in the shower, I felt a sense of joy wash over me. Once we finished, I headed downstairs to whip up something delicious for us. I started preparing our favorite dish, a special treat I always made when he stayed over during my time with Bianca and Montez.
As I was doing that I heard footsteps coming down the steps when I turned my head there he was coming down the steps looking all good without no shirt on only in his previous clothes that he had on.
As our eyes met, he flashed her a playful wink before stepping into the living room. At that moment, her phone buzzed, revealing a call from Bianca.
OTP Breezy🫶🏽: Good morning girlfriend! How you feeling? Minnie🧃: I'm doing well actually B hbu? Breezy🫶🏽: I'm just trying to get through this damn hangover idk how your head isn't banging right now Minnie🧃: girl I drank some green tea and called it a day honestly Breezy🫶🏽: really? Or Is it because Jey spent the night? Minnie🧃: girl no it's not because of that but he is here though Breezy🫶🏽: so what's the deal between you two now? Minnie🧃: we are taking things slow this time around Breezy🫶🏽: I hope because you now how your brother is after everything that happened Minnie🧃: yeah I know B I know
While I prepared our breakfast, I felt his gentle kisses on my neck, even as he chatted with Bianca on the phone, making me giggle with delight.
"Joshhh knocked it off," I whined out of annoyance.
Breezy🫶🏽: I think that's my cue to hang up the phone don't wanna hear talk two fucking Minnie🧃: bitch whatever we ain't finna be doing allat Breezy🫶🏽: yeah, yeah I'll see yall at work then.
CALLED ENDED.
I spun around and playfully jabbed Jey in the chest. "Wow, I almost forgot just how irritating you can be," I remarked as I switched off the stove.
"But, yo' ass love it though don't wanna hear no complaints mama," He retorted while grabbing our plates as I followed him into the living room.
We gathered around the table to enjoy our breakfast together, indulging in a delightful spread of scrambled eggs, cinnamon toast, and crispy bacon—one of our all-time favorites.
He appeared to be savoring every bite of the food, as if it were the final meal he would ever enjoy, completely lost in the moment.
"You know how to throw it down girl,"
"Just wait until I cook you dinner one day you'll want to marry me at that point," I joked as I continued to eat my breakfast.
✧˚° While preparing for my interview with Cathy, I found myself at work, sitting in the makeup chair. It was a moment of anticipation, and I couldn't help but feel a sense of longing for everyone here during my brief absence.
I couldn't help but smile when I heard Tiffany calling my name; she truly is my girl.
"Minnie! Girl I've missed you so much!" She exclaimed as she gave me hugged.
"I missed you too girly, what's been happening since I've been gone?" I asked her as she gave me the run down of what's been happening lately.
It seems that Liv has been acting as if she's in charge, claiming to everyone that she and Jey are still happily together, all while she's currently involved with Dominick.
Last night, when Jey shared the message he exchanged with Liv, it was clear he was standing up for me in a way that no one else ever has.
I couldn't believe that she would be this delusional after using him for some money is crazy at that.
"What? She was using him for money? He should've been with you then instead of her," She said.
"Yeah, but things happened but me and him are taking things slow now because I felt we were moving way too quickly with it then shit it the fan afterwards so," I replied as Ms Kim was almost done with my makeup.
"I totally understand hundred percent, how do you feel about your interview with Cathy?"
If I was being honest with myself I am nervous about it since it's been a minute since I've done one of these things before my accident.
"I feel a bit nervous not even going to hold you, but I know I'll push through it," I said as she nodded her head.
"Well I'm going to go now girly I'll see you later!" Tiffany said as she left.
Once she departed, my makeup was complete, and Kim handed me the mirror. I couldn't believe how great I looked! I expressed my gratitude with a heartfelt hug.
Ms. Kim has been my personal makeup artist and stylist, consistently delivering outstanding results. Every time, she enhances my look perfectly. As I made my way to Montez's locker room, I unexpectedly ran into Melo.
I expressed my apologies, but before I could take a step back, he seized my arm and forcefully pressed me against the wall.
"The fuck Melo! Let go of me!" I shouted as he clamped his hand around my mouth.
"You're trying to cost me my fucking job! over something that happened months ago!" Carmelo shouted as he gave me a stern look on his face.
"I heard you and ol' boy are back together again didn't you call him yo' bestie? And then he went off to cheat on you with Liv Morgan?"
"When I should've been had you in my arms again princess," I bit him in his hand while slapping him in the face.
"That's behind us now, Melo. I can see the changes in him, and I know he's eager to show me he's different. But as for you, yes, I'm the reason you're losing your job. You should have considered the consequences before you violated me, you monster!" I spat, shoving him forcefully, making him stagger backward.
I was caught off guard, feeling vulnerable, when a deep, raspy voice broke the tension behind us. Turning around, I was relieved to see Jey standing there, arms crossed over his chest, ready to intervene.
"Do we have a problem here?" He questioned.
Carmelo glanced at me before turning his gaze back to Jey, his expression filled with disbelief as he struggled to comprehend the scene unfolding before him.
"His dick can't be that good Minks for you to be this stupid for him he literally cheated on you! And I know as a man he'll do it again," Carmelo remarked as Jey walked up on him grabbing him by the neck.
"Yeah, my dick be all in her shit, screaming my name unlike yo' ass harassing her and I'm standing on what I said I've changed," I stood there watching what was unfolding right now and damn he looked so fine defending me in his honor.
I approached him, gripping his strong arms and urging him to stop, insisting that Melo wasn't worth the trouble. Jey glanced at me, then shifted his gaze back to him, ultimately deciding to release his hold.
Carmelo gasped for breath, clutching his neck as he realized Jey had nearly strangled him.
"Our conversation isn't over Yasmine I promise you that," that's all he said before walking away from us.
Jey stood in front of me, his hands gripping my hips as he gently massaged the sides of my waist with his thumbs.
"You good baby?" Jey asked as he looked into my eyes with concern written all over his face.
"Yeah, I'm good hon I just fucking hate him honestly," I said as Jey nodded his head.
"Is he always like this whenever you're by yourself?" I acknowledged with a nod, indicating that Carmelo had been acting this way ever since our breakup, particularly after the way he treated me.
I shared with him all the intricate details of my past relationship with Melo, including the moments we cherished and the painful truth of his infidelity with a girl who was on the same roster as us while I was in NXT.
Jey clearly felt remorse for cheating on me with Liv, even though we weren't officially together.
"Fix your face nigga, it was in the past let's just worry about now okay?" I said as he raised an eyebrow at my remark.
"You might wanna fix that tone of yours little girl, telling me to fix my face and shit," He retorted as his hand smack my ass cheek causing me to hiss.
I couldn't help but roll my eyes at him as I turned to walk away, his laughter following me. Honestly, he was just so infuriating.
As I made my way toward Cathy, I noticed the bright smile lighting up her face as she spotted me. When I reached her, we embraced warmly, sharing a moment of joy together.
"Oh my gosh it's been so long girl, how are you doing?" She said softly.
"I'm doing well better than I was before I tell you that honestly," I said.
"How are things going between you and...Jey?"
"We are doing fine, taking things slow but this time it's different," Cathy nodded her head as the camera man was coming towards us as we prepared for this interview that I had.
✧˚° Following my conversation with Cathy, I informed Jey that I would be in his locker room to support him during his match against Carmelo for the IC championship. While I was there, I suddenly heard someone calling my name.
I spun around and spotted Liv standing behind me with her new boyfriend, Dominick, which made me let out a frustrated groan.
"I guess you aren't dead after all Yasmine," She said while holding the title that I had to let go after my car accident.
"Girl, what yo' ass want?" I questioned her while folding my arms.
"I just wanted to see what you and Jey been doing together that's all," she was weird as fuck for thinking something like that I'll say.
I scoffed while placing my hands on my hips, "girl you have a whole man right there and you're worried about what me and Jey have going on right now?" I retorted.
Her laugh, which I found incredibly irritating, was completely ruining the atmosphere. I just couldn't grasp what was so amusing.
"I was just trying to figure out why is with a girl that was so broken and mentally unstable? Right daddy Dom?" She remarked which didn't get to me.
"It's hard to believe that you're still playing the gold digger game. I can't fathom how Dom is managing to date both you and Tiffany simultaneously—maybe it's some sort of polyamorous situation? Regardless, if you're finished with your chatter, I need to head over to my man's locker room to catch his match." With that, I playfully stuck my tongue out at them and made my way to Jey's locker room.
I stepped into his locker room, carefully closing the door behind me. Taking a seat on the couch, I directed my focus to the television.
I spotted him dressed to impress, sporting his Yeet glasses and looking sharp with the IC belt cinched around his waist. It was clear to me that he would soon need to defend that title against Melo.
While I was engrossed in the match, I felt my phone buzz. When I checked it, I discovered a message from Trinity.
Trin🤭🫶🏽 sent a message.
IMESSAGE 💬 Trin🤭🫶🏽: Hey baby girl! Minnie🧃: Heyyy Trin boo what's up? Trin🤭🫶🏽: I was checking in on you a little birdie told me that you and Jey got back together? Minnie🧃: girl you knew that we were getting back together Trin🤭🫶🏽: I mean did I? Minnie🧃: girl bye whatever Trin🤭🫶🏽: lol 😭😭 but how are yall honestly Minnie🧃: honestly we are taking things differently this time unlike last time. Trin🤭🫶🏽: oh yeah? Is he still talking to that hoe Liv Minnie🧃: no he told me that he broke up with her because she was using him for his money and fuck around with Dom, I thought Jon told you this? Trin🤭🫶🏽: oh wait I think he did shi ion remember but wya? Minnie🧃: in Jey's locker room watching his match Trin🤭🫶🏽: when is Paul going to let you get your title back from that hoe Liv? Minnie🧃: I don't know Trin honestly he still wants me to recover until it's time. Trin🤭🫶🏽: that's understandable Minnie🧃: yeah so I'll be doing that while your brother in law is in Trin🤭🫶🏽: if you finish that sentence i will block yo' ass Yasmine 😭😭😭 Minnie🧃: my fault my fault but I'll ttyl aight? Trin🤭🫶🏽: okay girlfriend ttyl
I set my phone down beside me on the couch and turned my attention to the TV, where Jey was executing a powerful Samoan drop on Carmelo. Watching him dominate the match was absolutely thrilling; I couldn't get enough of seeing him take control and deliver such an impressive performance.
Jey eventually held onto his title as the crowd joyfully sang along to his song, and I couldn't help but feel genuinely happy for him.
While I waited for him to arrive at his locker room, I started watching some YouTube videos to pass the time and keep myself entertained until he showed up.
I received a text message from Carmelo while I was engaged in that activity.
Bum🙄 sent a message.
IMESSAGE 💬 Bum🙄: I fucking hate you Yasmine🩵: yeah, I hate you too now leave me alone Bum🙄: remember what I said about our conversation not being over? Yasmine🩵: to bad I got things to do Bum🙄: YASMINE!
I couldn't help but roll my eyes at his message as I heard the door creak open, revealing a strikingly fit Samoan man stepping into the locker room, glistening with sweat.
He hadn't noticed me until his gaze caught my purse, prompting him to turn his head and flash a smile in my direction.
He approached me, standing directly in front of me with his belt draped over his shoulders.
"Are you really just going to stay there, or are you going to come over and give me a kiss, little girl?" he inquired, prompting me to roll my eyes in response.
"By calling me that, you've definitely lost your chance for any kisses from me," I remarked, crossing my arms defiantly.
He arched an eyebrow at me, a smirk creeping onto his lips. "Oh, you think you can wager on that?" Confusion washed over me as he quickly pulled me onto his lap, securing me in place while facing him.
I instinctively draped my arms around his neck as his hands glided down to my hips, drawing me in even tighter.
"Are you really going to give me a kiss?" he inquired. I laughed softly, leaning in to plant a quick kiss on his lips before gently pulling back.
He didn't appear to be pleased with my kiss, so I instinctively understood what he desired. I took hold of his face with my delicate hands and drew him in for a fervent kiss, even though he was all sweaty.
Our tongues intertwined playfully, and my fingers glided through his mullet, making me forget everything else.
We momentarily separated, taking a breath as we gazed deeply into one another's eyes.
"Damn, mamas you be making me go crazy for you baby,"
"Yeah? I know I do that's why you can't let me go,"
"You ain't slipping away from me this time little mama you mine forever," that made me smile as me and him went back to making out with each other.
✧˚° OMNISCIENT Yasmine finally arrived home after a tiring day at work. She set her bag down on the floor and kicked off her shoes, placing them neatly on the shoe rack beside her.
She made the choice to go upstairs for a quick shower, eager to settle in and enjoy her show on Netflix. As the warm water cascaded over her, Yasmine experienced a wave of relief, her thoughts drifting to what Carmelo had done to her.
She hoped fervently that Paul would dismiss him from his position, allowing her to escape his presence for good. It wasn't that she wished for a court battle; she simply wanted him out of her life entirely.
After finishing her shower, she wrapped a towel around herself and stepped out of the bathroom. Noticing that Jey had called her, she opted to FaceTime him instead.
FACETIME Joshua🤍: there yo' ass is I was literally calling you Yasmine🩵: a nigga can't take a shower? Without yo' ass panicking? Joshua🤍: sometimes I can't stand yo' smart ass remarks Yasmine🩵: yeah, yeah whatever nigga you know you love it.
Yasmine set the phone on the dresser, ensuring he had a clear view of her. As she slowly unwrapped the towel from her body, she noticed his breath hitching, a sign of his growing unease at the sight before him.
He found himself captivated by her figure from head to toe, completely lost in the moment until his brother's shout snapped him back to reality, redirecting his attention to the game.
Joshua🤍: my fault Uce I got distracted let's get back on track Yasmine🩵: I wonder who did that hm?
Jey cast a sharp look in her direction, a silent warning in his eyes, while she responded with an innocent smile, casually slipping into her cozy nightwear.
As he immersed himself in the game, Yasmine took the opportunity to snatch her phone. She positioned it on a nearby pillow, ensuring that Jey had a clear view of her screen.
Yasmine🩵: do you wanna sleep on the phone? Joshua🤍: why don't I just come over and spend the night instead? Yasmine🩵: you already did that Joshh and I'm about to watch my show Joshua🤍: aight mama we can stay on the phone Yasmine🩵: yay now hush so I can watch my show. Joshua🤍: mmcht mane whatever shawty.
Yasmine settled in with a snack, eagerly tuning into the new season of Bridgerton. She was completely captivated by the show, finding herself utterly enchanted by its charm and drama.
As she went about her task, Yasmine couldn't help but hear Jey shouting and swearing at his brother, urging him to lend a hand. The commotion made her chuckle at his frustration.
Joshua🤍: girl whats so funny huh? Yasmine🩵: you, your funny being upset about dying Joshua🤍: oh so that's funny to you? Would it be funny if I just came over there and blow that back out?
She fell silent for a moment while Jey chuckled at her.
Joshua🤍: that's what I thought Yasmine🩵: nigga fuck you respectfully I hope yo' ass keep dying. Joshua🤍: oh yeah? Bet Yasmine🩵: bet
He abruptly ended the FaceTime call, causing a moment of concern as she attempted to reach him again, but he didn't answer. She found herself hoping fervently that he wasn't on his way to her apartment.
She had reached a point where she felt indifferent, fully engrossed in her show and enjoying the tranquility it brought her.
After two hours into the show, Yasmine was startled by the booming music from outside, which abruptly ceased when she heard a knock at the door. Curiously, she peered out her window and spotted Jey waiting at her doorstep.
She couldn't shake the thought, 'Did he really just show up like this?' As she approached the door and swung it open, she found him standing there, engrossed in his phone, only to look up and meet her gaze.
"Nigga what you doing here?" She questioned him.
"Don't stand there and question me little girl, take them fucking clothes off since you wanna talk hella shit," Jey demanded as Yasmine gave him a stern look like he was crazy.
"If this is over about the game and what I said you can miss me with that bullshit Josh," She rolled her eyes at him while walking away from the door going upstairs.
He swiftly grabbed her before she could reach her bedroom door, lifting her effortlessly and carrying her inside, where he gently pinned her down on the bed.
Jey positioned himself between her legs, securing them around his waist.
"You thought I was playing?" Jey said.
"I wasn't expecting you to come over Josh,"
"Well here I am in the flesh, now take this off for me baby so I can wore that ass out hm?" She did what she was told to do and he got to work blowing her back out.
As she cried out his name at the top of her lungs, it was likely that her neighbors could hear her being consumed by this man.
It was going to be a long night for Yasmine.
SomeThing Bout' Us.
A/n: I cannot stand them two honestly but I have been so weak today bro I hate being on damn cycle it's annoying 🥲
But I hope yall enjoyed this chapter lmk in the comments below.
STAY UCEY
#jey uso#black oc#black writers#black fanfic writer#jey x oc black#wwelove#jey uso fanfiction#black reader#jey uso smut#wwe fanfiction
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god i fucking love this show. never has a piece of media made me block off my schedules just to sit down and make a ton of gifs all fucking day. never.
#ok good night everyone im going to bed#i dont think i’ll be around much for the next couple of days but we’ll see#ive made 20+ gifsets in a day and a half what the fuck#ive never done this before#I WAS A LAZY GIFMAKER YALL#THIS FUCKING SHOW#PLEASE ACT 3 PLEASEEEEE DO NOT LET ME DOWN#yes ik it has its weak points nothing is perfect but also no other show has truly shown us art like arcane#personal tag
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mor of my cowboy ninja bullshit haiiiiiiiii . happy lesbian day!!!!
+ extra non cowboy amberpenis stuff!!! woohoo yuri!!!
#ninjago#parcaeive#:3#amberphoenix#<- tag looked real empty#nya smith#skylor chen#they would fuck so hard as cowgirlfriends im gonna lose it#WAIT I DONT MEAN FUCK AS IN THE FREAKY WAY I MEAN FUCK AS IN LIKE . IT WOULD GO HARD. LIKE IT WOULD SERVE. LIKE IT WOULD COOK.#or maybe i do mean it the freaky way. feel free to interpret#cowboygo#<- erm the tag for now. im very uncreative hi#im giving their horses stupid names#nyas is umm. wavebug#skylors is shitfacegiggler#Ok no hers is named yujin but she calls her horseshit#her horse just loves fucking around (purposefully pushing skylor into nya every chance she gets)#grandma died on lesbian day... fess up girlkissers which one of yall....
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arrives 15 min late with a latte
......sup
#yosuke hanamura#persona 4#cool now that its done i can ramble in the tags#fellas im surprised hes here and done#did not think that was gonna happen#fuck i forgot smth#eh ill fix it before i make my print#anywho i might make more i might not who knows not i#yukiko is the next one i have half an idea on but also i have some shining nikki designs rattling around with my sole braincell#i also made a shadow alt for the back but idk if i like the mouth so yall arent gonna see him#also i need to find a gold foil guy that does odd sizes and like moq of 1#bc i wanna do this in gold foil#and its tarot card size bc im dumb as hell#but i want a print for my wall and i know sure as shit no one else will want one hence the moq of 1#my heart wants to make the whole major arcana for p4 but my past completed works says °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ 𝑛𝑜 °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・#so whatever gets done will get done#also im gonna reblog this a lot bc i put in too many hours to get a singular note by me so like if you dont wanna see it block me lmfao#if you have any hot takes for future cards please share with the class bc i only have ideas for yukiko and a full cast she does not make fr#so uh yeah yeehaw#idk what else to ramble about but like cannot believe yosuke fucking hanamura is the first chara to get a completed piece in 5 years#im not fucking kidding#the rest were all quick graphite or abandoned#hes not even my fave in p4- thats naoto protag chan kou and nanako#boys lucky to hit top 5#he just kinda crawled into my affection like some kind of sad pathetic creature idk how it happened either#maybe hes overprocessed now that im looking at it#nope i looked too long this is it this is how he is#ill do better by the women i promise
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omg just asked about the dept you work in on sunny and then processed ur about info after i sent the ask, what do you do in cam? so awesome you work on set i love film/tv and the making of and also sunny is my fav show
in simpler terms:
#the cam crew is nontraditional#usually each camera get their own 1st AND 2nd#but instead its me. everyone's 2nd. AND im the utility. a lot of my duties wd normally NOT b 2nd duties#so yea. bitch boy#not to mention im LITERALLY scrambling around on the floor @ rcg's feet....the biggest of bitch boys lmao#sunny set stories#<- new tag im gnna try to tell yall more stories abt set happenings#cuz i always get questions abt what its like#nd iv had sm funny interactions w the cast so i can try to share those#if i dont fucking black them out lol#anon#ask#ramblings#we'll see if i get onto the next season :^)
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The fact I have to boot up totk AGAIN, honest to God yall after I make this one fuckass post it is au only I am not doing zelda discourse no more
#watching my own mutuals have bad faith takes on people who w#fucking agree with them and the way people are teying to pick out wording on something SO STUPID AND TRIVIAL is gonna dive me nute#NUTS ANYWAYS like the fact you have people trying to act like ezlo and navi are stupid and wrong and “didnt address eveything” is fucking#insane an obtoose like this is coming from bitches who have SEEN THEIR POSTS ON SIMILAR SUBJECTS BEFORE#like this all boils down to rynling was changing the plot to tp multiple diffrent times and calling people stupid for not subscribing to he#fanfic on what LITERALLY HAPPENED IN THE GAME#like i will adress all the shit around it IN DETAIL because i need it to go out as a HEY to my moots but like PLEASE GUYS I LOVE YALL WHAT#IS THIS#like sorry i said “we” when i should of said RYNLING#i didnt wanna be mean and tbh i do not care if i burn a bridge or piss them off#at this point but its crazy hoe many of you have shit talked her to me and then act like she didnt have a bad faith and like fucking insane#reading of what and i say again LITERALLY HAPPENED IN TWILIGHT PRINCESS#Something stupid big and im very tired of the vauge posting coming from people i like very much#like full on this shit js ridiculos and this is my final straw when it comes to zelda discussion. do not @ me#and ive hated direct comfrontation and shit and discorrse to begin with cuz it was usually some dumbfuck zelinker being RACIST#but apprently its now picking words apart. i will be as careful in my wording as possible but make no mistake this was about rynlings post#first and foremost and just getting things wrong about when the histoy of light and shadow line and just MIDNA in general#and its been conisistantly wrong since 2019 and mf yes im tag talking i aint taking up a dashboard#can you tell im very frustrated? im helping ezlo argue with white leftists who will ask you if you hate waffles when you say i like pancakes
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i lvoe all of my stardew valley farmers equally esp remy but i love them all equally ok i just love remy a little more but its an equal amount of love for all of them ok
#i just colored a buncha old sketches cus i cant draw for shit rn but i need to draw smth yknow how it is#this was also an excuse to fuck around with some layer modes ahahfg#stardew valley#sdv farmer#my art#what are the tags again its been so long boys#augustspocketfarm#remysstowawayfarm#guyssailawayfarm#elliotts there too but like yeah#im so excited for 1.6 yall afhghasdGHHGSDHGEWHEHHEHEH#also i actually dont have a fav i just had a lot of remy sketches i liked enough for this pageSHGDJGSDNFh#n remys also the easiest to draw so yknow thats nice of him
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and happy pride to these assholes. it's still june so i can technially still make that joke right
#the nemesis speaks#nemesis art#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#god i hate tagging for new fandoms yall scare me. im stopping there#anyway i have too many directors notes for this. ive developed such a vivid image of john in my head#but absolutely nothing for the dude with the actual physical body lol#idk just thinking abt the fact that the trader said ''two appear before me'' implying he could perceive john visually#but it's hard to wrap my head around like. a totally separate body that john doesn't appear consciously aware of himself#so: i think they are generally tied together. like this.#but anyway yeah. tattered/torn piece of something else. shattered crown. open hood implying a face behind it.#(yellow also has/had a mask and an unbroken crown it's symbolic™)#the stains on the cloak are blood btw! since injury/death so consistently brings these two closer together#(and the red symbolically brings the yellow closer to arthur's brown color scheme)#the blood on the CROWN is legally john's though. or. the king's more accurately.#the intact crown on the king himself pierces through the cloak like barbs#this is all a metaphysical representation and not Actual blood ofc but (gestures vaguely) you get it#i'm talking too much whatever it's very late i probably shouldn't even be posting this WHO CARES#tomorrow i will have my proper pc back and not be drawing on an ipad old enough to have a tumblr acct maybe i'll do something better then#fuck it hit post#mv liveblog#<- almost forgot
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See how Striker holds his wine glass? Very mindful, very demure.
Not leaving his legs wide open like the other girls:
Not very demure, Blitzø
#look im sorry but if i have to have a fucking concussion... then yall gotta put up with a shitpost once every month or so#and like honestly im a Blitzø girly at heart but i admit in the tags of posts that i wanna have some NASTY sex with Striker#like just once to get it out of my system ya know?#helluva boss spoilers#ghostfuckers spoilers#shitpost#brainrot because my brain literally got bopped around the other day and this came to me at work like divine intervention...#... but the intervention was on rational thought and this is far from divine
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This might sound defensive but if you're attracted to a 100% binary trans man as a woman then that's straight regardless of what you say, because trans men are men full stop, maybe it's unintentional for you but there's a lot of trans men aren't really men or are women-lite shit going around, reanalyze yourself and your transphobia because that's straight up awful shit and I'm so sick of seeing this being spread around it's fucking conversion therapy shit disguised as something positive reanalyze why you want trans men to be with lesbians so badly when lesbians traditionally mean and is understood by wide society to be women liking women, like actually sit and think about that, maybe it's hard to admit that it's offense but good fucking god
You seem to be under the assumption that I am forcing the tran men who identify as Lesbians to be not fully men or women lite and you are very wrong?? I do not see a trans man as any less of a man for being a Lesbian. He is a Man and A Lesbian. They are both true. They are not conflicting labels just because of societies perceptions of a word that was forcefully adjusted after Lesbian separatism.
Yow however are the one assigning those people a sexuality based on how you see their relationships. Is a woman supposed to break up or change her entire sexuality because her partner came out and she didn't stop being attracted to him? What if she still primarily dates women after they breakup for unrelated reasons? Does she earn being a Lesbian back? Or maybe consider how many trans men are butches in the community who are Men and Lesbians and their femmes love them and are no less lesbian to any of their peers. What about those who are firmly Trans men and Trans Women at the same time? Do they stop being a lesbian on "Man days"? Do they earn it back on women days? You know, to make sure on "man days" they aren't viewed as Womenlite for being a lesbian by their own choice. Where's the line anon?
It sounds defensive because it is. You are not reading a word I've said about any of this and are shoving shit I don't believe into my inbox under the guise that you think I condone any of what the fuck you iust said.
I am a man and spend half my time fighting to be seen properly as one against transphobic Lesbians who insist I have to be a Girl Butch otherwise they have the right to dictate who I can date. I fucking know more than enough about people who want to change my gender to fit their transphobic views. I spend an entire portion of my blog fighting about transmasculine rights if you bothered to look around before you sent this accusatory ask.
Some Trans Men are Lesbians because THEY WANT TO BE. When I talk about Lesbian Trans Men I am talking about ME and THEM. If you cannot understand that then you are not having the same conversation as me.
Also the fucking Lesbiphobia of revoking someones right to be a Lesbian because you don't see it that way is disgusting. Who the fuck are you to think it's okay to tell somone they aren't who they say they are? we got a council that can kick us out of our little clubs since that's how you wanna treat these identities?
#this makes me nauseous to read#to tell me i see any of my fellow trans men not as men because i respect the ones who are lesbians????#and to think YOU have the right to tell them how they can identify??#transandrophobia#Lesbiphobia#im so fucking tired read what i said or just dont bother to send an ask#gideons talking time#inbox#anon#arlright i guess i need a discourse tag now if yall are gonna be clowns#ill block anything malicious#but im not letting blatant misinformation about what i said go around#so uh#Fungus.txt
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to the older Western European tourist lady that almost bodyslammed me to next week while running across the train station at full tilt with her massive-ass suitcase: I hope you step on a sea urchin. I hope you get sunburned even when you put on 50 tons of sunscreen. I hope you get charged 40€ for one (1) plate of kalamarakia. And most of all, I hope you never visit this place again.
You're welcome <3
#i have HAD it with tourists this year. im DONE. hope yall have a horrible no good time here#insert personal tag that i forgot#I've missed my trains because of tourists. I've got painfully jostled around by them. I've been forced to play subway surfer irl bc of-#-their huge ass suitcases blocking every single space of standing ground inside trains and buses#I've seen them litter. I've seen them block stairs. and otherwise being a complete and total entitled NUISANCE#so no. tourism can go fuck itself. it's not even helping our economy atp it's just making everything worse for the average citizen
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sometimes I wish this site had a mute option
#litchi.txt#theres a lot of people I follow who talk a lot about the recent situations and I dont wanna break the moot or god forbid block people but.#its stuff I do not want to be involved in at all and its taking up 50% of my dash#and as someone who is largely multifandom this past year and something I wanna stay on tumblr to see the stuff from other fandoms#and also I dont want to unfollow people from em see why tee because I still love yall but one of the main reasons why Im not really active#in this community anymore is that Im just really fucking tired of the discourse and scrutiny and just overall bad stuff and shit behaviour#Im not about to go around and tell people to oh please tag all this stuff#because first and foremost the tumblr filtering is shit#my entire dash would just be Word You Filtered#but I really want to just mute a couple people for a couple days. maybe until the end of the month#all while engaging with like peeps who post primarily about the smp or about my other fandoms#(or mute people in certain tags like call me selfish but I enjoy when they engage on my posts but their posts in the main tags annoy me)#anyways sorry for this one#my dash is slowly turning into the kinda stuff that made me leave my previous fandoms and Id really hate to leave this fandom#with a sour aftertaste as I go
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SHUT UP ABOUT THE PERCY JACKSON VS HARRY POTTER DEBATE SHUT UP ABOUT THE PERCY JACKSON VS HARRY POTTER DEBATE IT'S BEEN MONTHS WHY IS IT STILL CIRCULATING MY FEED. IF I SEE THAT STUPID ASS TWEET THAT STARTED IT ALL ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I'M GOING TO START DRAWING THEM HOLDING HANDS AND MAKING OUT SLOPPY STYLE AND MAKING SWEET SWEET LOVE ON A BED OF ROSE PETALS I AIN'T PLAYING WITH Y'ALL NO MORE
#grim rants#percy jackson#harry potter#they would BESTIES and im tired of yall pretending they wouldnt#theyre not fighting theyre bonding over trauma your honor#percy cuts off voldemorts head and harry vanishes aries' kneecaps#they compare cool swords and percy lends harry medusas head to put in the dursleys fridge#harry lends percy his invisibility cloak so he can sneak around olympus and fuck with the gods#srsly stop using one of my favorite characters to bash another one of my favorite characters#its really making me start to not like percy on principle#DONT DO THAT TO ME#I LOVE PERCY#keep clowning and ill make it a foursome with added dionysus and dumbledore domt fucking test me#ill make new accounts every time you block one. ill post it under the tags thirteen times a day. you will not escape me
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i had a great time at the hicksville grand reopening! extra thank you to everyone who said hi to me today, everyone there was so nice 💖 can't wait to visit this stage many, many, many more times in the future!
(also expect footage up on youtube soon 👀)
#juno.txt#cec#chuck e cheese#the district(?) manager (chuck is hugging her in the 2nd pic) gave a speech before the balloon drop#and commended the fans for fighting so hard to keep hicksville around and i was like YEAAAAAAAAAA HICKSVILLE YEAAAAHHHHHHH#i love this stage so fucking MUCH dude i cant describe how happy i am that it gets to stick around#they played every boy every girl and im barely familiar w that song so idk if they changed the lyrics for the event but#there was a bit in it about like. staying and continuing to make music and it had me almost crying in front of everyone ghdjg#it has me almost crying now lol im just so happy#also also also. matt sam tyler jack specifically as well as the group of kids i saw leaving who i didnt get the names of:#thank you for saying hello u were all so sweet esp matt and ur family yall were total angels#ok im gonna stop rambling in the tags i just love animatronics and the fandom hehe
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Six of crows fandom, before you there is a Matthias POV chapter of Crooked Kingdom. Your task is to get through it in its entirety without making a joke about how his chapters are just him calling himself a whore for being in love with Nina or otherwise trivializing his religious trauma and deep rooted issues with purity culture. If you fail 3000000000000000 hammers will fall on you one at a time forever and ever. The hardest challenge of your life starts now,
#i fucking hate this sudden spike in clowning on matthias#some of yall havent grown up with an extremely conservative environment before and it shows#his internal battle is the result of him breaking away from his country but realizing that its hard to maintain his faith away from it#hes floundering for any morality he can manage while doing what needs to be done with the crows#and also????? nina is like his first love#have yall MET an 18yo extremely devout autistic christian boy falling in love for the first time.#they are stressed the fuck out#he is actively resorting his morals and values throughout the books cut him some SLACK#i hate how this fandom treats matthias#yes he did bad things awful things horrible#so did literally everyone else in this book that is the point#he has the most growth out of all the crows and yall push him to the side because he's 'not as interesting'#i dont trust you to be normal about religious people.#soc#six of crows#crooked kingdom#grishaverse#s&b#shadow and bone#matthias helvar#helnik#should i fuck around and tag the other crows.#im gonna im pissed#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#nina zenik#wylan van eck
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i cannot overstate how funny cordelia is as a character. absolute failgirl of all time like. her JOB is catering kosher food. her full time profession. she neither knows how to pronounce any of it nor makes it even edible. actually so obsessed with her in both concept and execution. she shows up, loves her wife and her friends and thats literally enough. go girl
#yall talk about cringefailguys but are silent abt her huh#really would read an entire biography of her attempting every career and being painfully bad but so charming at it#women who lose my beloved#also i KNOW her food turns out good in the end or whatever for the barr mitzah#i want her to like. start a jewelry business and its all so fucking ugly but charlotte doesnt have the heart to tell her so she wears -#the ugly ass jewelry around#jason is the only one who tells her its trash#whizzer would too. in like a brutal/polite way though.#i didnt mean to go off this much im just kind of in love with her sorry#shes like if susan from desperate housewives slayed#falsettos#ris tag
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