#im laughing so hard oh my god

[starrypawu]

oh my god i. i fully thought i had vacations and was chilling at home while i was missing classes

[jokeson-u]

my god so. ok. my mom and i were watching an episode of twd bc there was a breaking bad reference in it, and it happened to be the episode where beth first shows up. so when the scene she appears happens, i sniffed (bc im sick rn) and my mom was like "are u crying?" and i said no and she said "ok. im just forever traumatized afted that time. i was thinking 'is she crazy..?'" ih my HIGOFKDKD

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

☠️☠️☠️

[destielgaysex]

I just need you to know, I’m currently in Japan on vacation and while a nice hotel employee was helping me fill out a form, a notification pulled up with your url name and that poor employee just stood there in silence next to me until I swipe the notification away 😭

somewhere in Japan, a hotel employee:

[isa-ah]

met a really cool queer stranger today that i thought was just so fucking neat i wanted to talk but if we were playing tennis they were, with the most gentle and earnest voice ive ever heard, shoving the tennis racket down my throat. every compliment or joke i made was turned away but in the sweetest way possible that made me sound like an absolute asshole lunatic. it was so scary.

[puppppppppy]

hey just to let you know, I wrote the dick pic comic from you abogagos post into a fic! I found the situation hilarious and decided to give it a go.

here's the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60821428

feel free to give it a read!

LETS FUCKING GO

[jadelemonadee]

Jade help do you know where the video comes from that's like um the Schuyler sisters but it's Angelica Eliza and SEABURY ☆〜（ゝ。∂)🌸 because I have like an eight second clip from it but I can't find the original video 😭😭😭😓😕😭🙁😭🙁😭😕😦🙁 help please

Tgis is what it looks like 😭😭😕😕😓🙁🙁😭😭😭😭😭😭🙁🙁 I'm praying it's not ai generated like it LOOKS real but I can't FIND it 😭😭😭😭😕😭😕😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😕😭😕😭😕😭🙁😭🙁😭😕😭 it's so funny I've been like laughing my ass off about this guys

YES YES YES YES OH MY GYAT I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCHHH DW ITS NOT AI GENERATED

SKIP TO 2:02 FOR THE HAMILTON PART ^_^

[eeblouissant]

hi, this clip popped up on my Twitter feed & I just had to share 😭 oh my god

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

In case you were still wondering, chickens don't have their own bones, they locomote using spite and pure avian rage. Hope this helps. 💙

Oh my god do not do this to me ahxjskxkskxkdkx

I am obsessed with the phrasing of "their own bones", of course implying either chickens collect bones that are not their own such as that of a sheep or perhaps that chickens have bones in their bodies that are not their own which itself implies either a terrifying dystopian system or like, some kind of cooperative ownership mayhaps.

Okay and I am now making chicken existence appear kind of fae-ish which I'm admittedly not opposed to the idea of because it's both delightful and hilarious.

I don't know if this ask helped or not but I'm enjoying myself immensely so I suppose so 💜

[ltlemon]

listening to old ass unreleased gorillaz stuff and going awh yeah 👌👍 this sounds 👌👌 bad 👍👍

[hauntedfawnn]

“Riding Rafes cheat hair”

😨

BAHAHA OH NOOOOOOOOOO CRYINGGGGG WHY DIDNT ANYBODY TELL MY DYSLEXIC ASS IM DEAD 😭😭😭😭😭

[lavenoon]

Well, he has a point

Based on a conversation I had with my sister

[serial-designation-jey]

//i would like to formally apologize to serial designation J for my previous actions//

[mister-ancunin]

i. what the hell. oh my god.

[elvisqueso]

I am on some bullshit right now, bruh

[bell-swamp-fitzjames]

i did miss the creation of fiction where i go "wow what if this happened next" like yeah make this guy(s) [gender neutral] more miserable yippee <3