#im laughing so hard oh my god

[starrypawu]

oh my god i. i fully thought i had vacations and was chilling at home while i was missing classes

[bedforddanes75]

actually sobbing i love my tiktok fyp ive just sern a 1 min 8 sec video of this girl having to make it clear that you cant read mpreg during ramadan IM CRYINGNRNF

[wibble-wobbegong]

Bylers are pedos ereri fujoshi shippers… HOW PATHETIC!!!!!!

what the fuck is an ereri. also i am Sixteen Years Old

[jokeson-u]

my god so. ok. my mom and i were watching an episode of twd bc there was a breaking bad reference in it, and it happened to be the episode where beth first shows up. so when the scene she appears happens, i sniffed (bc im sick rn) and my mom was like "are u crying?" and i said no and she said "ok. im just forever traumatized afted that time. i was thinking 'is she crazy..?'" ih my HIGOFKDKD

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

☠️☠️☠️

[shesmore-shoebill]

i am. in tears from laughter over this conversation. "i'm not going down this road, i've already said enough-" cut to fifteen seconds later "-you're a sex machine-"

[rivangel]

LEVVVIIIIIIIIII

HELSPPPPPP IM FUCKING WHEEZING😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭WHY DOES ISAYAMA ALWAYS DO HIS HEIGHT SO DIRTY LMFAOOOOOO I CANT BREATHE IT HURTS

[jadelemonadee]

Jade help do you know where the video comes from that's like um the Schuyler sisters but it's Angelica Eliza and SEABURY ☆〜（ゝ。∂)🌸 because I have like an eight second clip from it but I can't find the original video 😭😭😭😓😕😭🙁😭🙁😭😕😦🙁 help please

Tgis is what it looks like 😭😭😕😕😓🙁🙁😭😭😭😭😭😭🙁🙁 I'm praying it's not ai generated like it LOOKS real but I can't FIND it 😭😭😭😭😕😭😕😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😕😭😕😭😕😭🙁😭🙁😭😕😭 it's so funny I've been like laughing my ass off about this guys

YES YES YES YES OH MY GYAT I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCHHH DW ITS NOT AI GENERATED

SKIP TO 2:02 FOR THE HAMILTON PART ^_^

[destielgaysex]

I just need you to know, I’m currently in Japan on vacation and while a nice hotel employee was helping me fill out a form, a notification pulled up with your url name and that poor employee just stood there in silence next to me until I swipe the notification away 😭

somewhere in Japan, a hotel employee:

[lavenoon]

Well, he has a point

Based on a conversation I had with my sister

[serial-designation-jey]

//i would like to formally apologize to serial designation J for my previous actions//

[boxwinebaddie]

heeeeello party people!~ super bacteria uncle nina here using my silly tumblr to cope again ( my culture came back and it was...suuuuper fucking bad! like i knew it would be, lol! awesome! <3 thanks, god! )

but we're not thinking about, what were gonna think about is the time that ravenstan got a little Too tipsy topsy turvy on jerseyky boxwine,

( it's the cab sav one, fyi. i can't drink on all these Fucknut Antibiotics - they prescribed me the wrong one and i took it, if you can believe it; i luv doctors - can y'all believe i did this shit Sober? unREAL, brohs! )

and was on tiktok live, the dawn spawns of the world convinced him to do the 'White Boy Of The Month' filter bc he's too impressionable and what can i say;

The Man LOVES White Boys. ;) xxx

( helpsksdj )

so, he started doing it and was like 'nooooo, is /KYLE/ on this one?!?! You're Joking.' ( everyone said 'JK <3' because they all think they're jimmy valmer stand-up sit-down comedians, smh...but no, naught joking, Actually JK bc in my ncau-niverse, cd and the blondies gang are celebrities, so naturally they’re on A Lot of social filters )

so he was GOING to save The No.1 slot...for the no.1 slut ( if you will, ) my ginger gringo king, ceo of dark academic debauchery and bottom feeding ;), new jay's finest - literally - kyley b matthew broflovski; <33 ( buuuut! he's a reformed manhoe; so watchya mowtH! )

buuuuut x2 ( and i'd say it's a big butt, but it's not, it's ravenstan, so it's flatter than the sidewalk; luh you flat stanley ) Gaydhd Won Again and tipsy ravenstan got distracted by all the FINE ASS WHITE MEN and started getting philosophical about it ( that man put a lil too much #thot into those placings; he was born for it, soz )

had about two spots left ( the top and bottom spots; i am laughing ) figured that there was almost 'No Chance!' he would get jersey...

PUT /MATTHEW! GRAY! GUBLER!/ AT ONE ( Immaculate Taste, btw! he also put jacob elordi at number two because he is a fucking genius and that...really tells you Everything you need to know about my stan. like tall, could probably be a runway model, intellectual, kind of a jackass, stays fitted, accent or eccentric manner of speaking...yeah )

-- BUT HE WANTED TO BE CLEAR, HE HAD TO SPECIFY THAT HE WAS SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO /DR. SPENCER REID/ OF CRIMINAL MINDS. WHEN I TELL YOU HE HAS NO IDEA WHO MGG IS BUT HE HAS SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS SEVERAL TIMES. IT’S LIKE...HIS /FAVORITE/ FKN SHOW. AND HE DOES HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON REID. YES, I DOES TRACK; I KNOW. )

and RIGHT when he was rolling for the very last spot ranking on the filter ( that's the BOTTOM, i repeat, THE B/O/T/T/O/M of the tierlist )

...hE GOT KYLE

FUCKING

BROFLOVSKI

and had to place him at /TEN/.

-- riiiiiiight as Kyle /FUCKING/ Broflovski came out of the kitchen in the dorky ass star of david apron that sheila got him for hannukah, with his hair up and everything, holding a fork so stan could taste...

...T-THE PASTA HE JUST MADE HIM FOR DINNER BECAUSE HE'S A SWEET BEAUTIFUL /ANGEL/....and i'm talking The Very First Bite Of EXTREMELY DELICIOUS KYLE Pasta that he put ZUCCHINI IN JUST FOR STAN BECAUSE HE IS ( what? ) AN ANGEL!! FROM hEAVEN!!!!! AND THE WHITE BOY OF THE /YEAR/: TAKE YA JERSEY SLANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE: HE'S MY WHITE BUOY UVF FOREVA!

...proceeded to Blow On It ;-;, s-so stan wouldn't burn his mouth... ( bc rav always gets too excited and burns his mouth; nooo :c </3 ) and asked him why his phone was blowing up w/ people tagging him in thirst traps of 'That Supa Nerdy Guy From That One Crime Show' and asking him if stan tweeted something about him cooking bc people keep telling him that he's 'Cooked'. SHKDLDHLKS HEEELP.

And....

*rawr xd home mid/hschooled ravenstan vc*

Scene. <3

[elvisqueso]

I am on some bullshit right now, bruh

[missazura]

IM LIGHTHEADED

[mushramoo]

SHUT UP EVERYONE SHUT UP IM SORRY THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IM KISSING YOU DIRECTLY ON THE MOUTH

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

laughing so hard at the concept of thirsting for a smiling friends character i almost puked