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In case you were still wondering, chickens don't have their own bones, they locomote using spite and pure avian rage. Hope this helps. 💙
Oh my god do not do this to me ahxjskxkskxkdkx
I am obsessed with the phrasing of "their own bones", of course implying either chickens collect bones that are not their own such as that of a sheep or perhaps that chickens have bones in their bodies that are not their own which itself implies either a terrifying dystopian system or like, some kind of cooperative ownership mayhaps.
Okay and I am now making chicken existence appear kind of fae-ish which I'm admittedly not opposed to the idea of because it's both delightful and hilarious.
I don't know if this ask helped or not but I'm enjoying myself immensely so I suppose so 💜
#queenofthequillandink#oh my god quill#i don't know if you imagined my response to this ask to be ''hey what if chickens were part of the fae?'' but i somehow got here#and im incorporating it into my world view#im laughing so hard im crying
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Y'all ever been to one of them cowboy stores? The good ole Yeedhahlers?
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Turns out my physical disability causes my mental disability...🙃 everything hurts
#who would have thunk#im laughing so hard im crying#ive known about my physical disability my whole life and on was late diagnosed with the tisms
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actually sometimes being neurodivergent is great bc you have a particular kind of Silly Mode that just . manifests glory. harmless fun is my precious side quest & i have a high score in whimsy. like okay if i gotta be the first dork in the dance pit it's gonna be me and this random toddler and we're gonna avril-style rock ouuuuttt
#i also like starting applause i'm really good at it and have a high score in it#i make entire groups cheer a lot. my friends are used to it . i am bolstered by so many of them being theatre kids#im like. let's celebrate! :) a guy did a thing well!!! :)#once we helped someone parallel park and it was SUCH a hard road to do it on#this is in boston. so death be upon drivers. also it was during st. anthony's feast. in the north end. iykyk#and we helped her get in there (one of my friends tbh stood in traffic for her)#and we cheered when she finally parked. she got out and she was crying and laughing and was like#''that was the hardest thing ive ever done ur so sweet''' and meanwhile we were PARTYING#just stone cold sober but like YEAH GIRL YOU DID THE HARD THING FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!#i've been bullied for so much lol i am immune to most insults at this point bc im like#girl when i was 12 i'd already heard every insult and good lord were they specific. just plain ''crazy'' aint it
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#how does your dad like it?#can't wait to meet him#dead#oh my god#im dead#they killed me#this is so funny#i could not stop replaying this#i was laughing so hard i was crying#polin#penelope x colin#colin x penelope#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#love#luke newton#nicola coughlan#bridgerton
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Acorn x Wobin thoughts on the brain rn
#honkai star rail#acheron#robin#acherobin#RAIDEN MEI EXPY X BIRD ASSOCIATED WOMAN NAME A BETTER COMBO#im gonna laugh (cry) SO hard if these two dont even interact with eachother in the main quest#my real villain arc begins fr this time#probably#maybe#please i just need one popular pairing to be obsessed with that isnt COMPLETELY fueled from personal delusion im on my hands n knees beggin#these two are my only hope because my god am i perpetually starved of content of pairings my one braincell decided to latch onto#anyways these r kinda ass but im posting anyways bc they're the only things i can churn out that look pretty decent enough LMAO
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My good friend Stealth Suit MK II needs to know
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>drawing some bnnuys with Christmas themed scented candles burning
>it's late at night, everyone's asleep, the kitty is sleeping on my legs and the doggy is snoring loudly next to us
>feels good man
This piece is a traditional medium remake of this by Illufinch
#i think (knock on wood) that the worst of the withdrawals are done with#im finding joy and energy again#instead of crying and being obliterated for a week i bounce back the same day#i lost my shit at my cat and i couldn't breathe for 10 mins cause I was laughing so hard#just cause her face looked so funny she wasnt even doing anything special#i just thought she looked fucking hikarious and i was wheezing#i can't remember the last time i laughed that hard on the medication#maybe im being dramatic but MAYBE its been a year maybe its possible#stardustart#about me
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You won't believe it but I met the Troy Bolton ao3 account in a jayvik discord, just out in the wild!! He exists out there in servers talking about your fic and professing his love for you, I felt like you should know this!
TROY BOLTON MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED!!! ICON ICON!!!
I need to provide tumblr with the context:
So after posting coming home i got this comment. Iconic. I assumed it was too good to be true and was spam. I then posted about it on twitter sorry the text is small for this one.
Literaly immediately after i posted this i got another comment
AND THEN when I posted Here at the End I got THIS
Troy is an icon. Troy is a legend. I love him and I hope he's having a great day gearing up for his basketball game. Please tell him GO WILDCATS!
#ask bee#genuinely so delightful like#the i'm not a spam bot jumpscare was absolutely insane i actually laughed so hard#i felt so bad. it was just so so delightful you know.#i know of one or two others who have also gotten troyed.#what a delight#see i could never leave this fandom before they hyperfixation dies#i decided i'm only going to respond to him in character like i'm talking to troy himself#also wait he talks kindly about me in servers im going to cry#sorry adding to these i hope this person knows how genuinely funny they are#fell to my knees in the middle of the basketball court#like stop it
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having the miya twins as your brothers would mean them betting over who’d cry on your wedding first
#babbles.#you’re not even halfway through the aisle but atsumu is already biting back sobs#he tries SO HARD but tears are already streaming down his cheeks#and osamu looks at him weirdly bc his twin is being so dramatic for what ??#you moving out soon to start a new life with your partner ??#you have to remember they were the first men in your life#the first to make you laugh#the first to make you cry#your first dance (you were 4 and they blessed you with songs by destinys child)#you and atsumu raced on your bikes when you were younger and you two were going so fast you went sliding down the hill#explaining the scar on your right elbow#you can cook almost as well as osamu now after all those years of asking him to teach you so that you can impress your now lifelong partner#osamu realizes that their baby sister is all grown up now#and he CRIES#he and atsumu have their arms around each other’s shoulders as they listen to you say your vows#and they forget about the bet because .#they’re proud#so so so proud#CRYING#someone tell me to stop thinking of miya twins x younger sister headcannons#in my head they took it upon themselves to protect and take care of their single mother and baby sister#UGH#im obsessed#(omg and what if . the groom is suna UDHEJDJWKDJS IM PROJECTING BYE)
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if i have to be subjected to it, so do u .
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may i present to you: mr lucien “lord of foxes” vanserra !!!!!!
#࿓ brightheart.#lucien is an ash kinnie confirmed#please im cry laughing so hard rn#lucien vanserra#lucien acotar#pro lucien vanserra#fantastic mr fox#acotar
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BESTIES. I FELL DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE. IM JUST NOW STARTING TO UNDERSTAND WHY YALL R SO INSANE FOR MGG I ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND IM SO SORRY IM LATE HAHHAH
#THIS IS A YAP FR BUT PLEASEEGHSHW#IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN I JUST SPENT 10 MINUTES FAKE CRYING OVER ME GIVING MGG A SECTION IN MY HOT PPL BOARD ON PIN#LIKE NOOOO I ACCEPTED THE RABBIT HOLE#DIES ON THE FUCKING SPOT#I WAS TELLING MY FRIEND THAT HE GIVES OFF GRANDPARENTS' HOUSE VIBES???#LIKE HE SEEMS SO COZY I WANNA CUDDLE W HIM WTF ☹️☹️#WHERE TF IS MY MGG AT LIKE?? DID YALL DIE ??#LIKE HE GIVES OFF BEST-SELLER-AUTHOR-WHO-DOES-INTERVIEWS-IN-THEIR-OFFICE-#WITH-LOADS-OF-BOOKS-BEHIND-THEM VIBES#I SEE WHAT YALL R ON ABT...YALL HAVE GREAT TASTE....#punkoween yaps#matthew gray gubler#mgg
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hey guys so just a thought on alnst but. What if Till is alive for no other reason except that his solo song is literally called Till The End
#Imagine vivinos planned that on purpose and she just laughs at us like “why are y’all all speculating so hard i literally told you”#“He makes it ‘till the end’” *cue evil vivinos creator laughter*#Also apperatly a new ivan song went on spotify early by accident and ITS ALREADY DOWN BY THE TIME IM CHECKING#Riahviebayg sobbing crying sobbing#Alnst#alien stage#till alnst#till
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GG STOP FANTASIZING ABT HIM ... OMG..
#EXTRA POUNDS#in wembys futurw gg sees him as a bara king#i love this photo so much.. his lil seabunny ears#hes laughing at a frequency that is piercing and wembys just like... ok...#i just wanna go read.... pls leave me alone...#wemby went to bed thinking abt books and gg stayed up creating fake scenarios of wemby being cool and complimenting him#PPL AROUND THE LEAGUE TOLD HIM TO STOP DOING TRICKS ON IT IM CRYING#LEAVE MY LITTLE FANGIRL ALONE DAMMIT!!!!#they are trying to KILL the tumblrinas#i will never let this happen.#GET BEHIND ME GG!!!!!#gg#webby#gg/webby real idc what u say they are trobed to me#hes laughing so hard and it's probably at his own joke or wemby awkwardly going 'merp' he's so us fr!! lil cutiepatootie!!!!!
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people who think clem surviving makes no sense are so funny. "they were literally foreshadowing her death the entire season" let me introduce you to the concept of a red herring. she tells lilly she isnt lee and shes right. the narrative was forcing her down that path, a path she saw as an inevitable fate waiting to take her too, but its a narrative broken by aj, who is also his own person and not S1 clem
"it happened to lee, and itll happen to you" lilly tells clem she'll die protecting aj from some mistake he makes, when in reality his defiance of her will is what saves her life after she had already accepted her fate. he breaks clem free from the lee cycle and they get their relatively happy ending. good for them
#anyway in the commentary they talk about how they Were going to have a death ending but didnt like the idea of the good/bad ending#and how people would moreso try to avoid the 'bad end' which i understand and appreciate bc thats usually what happens#so instead they gave us both :) idk why some people seem to have such a huge problem with that#they broke the cycle :) the ericson kids broke the cycle by being a loving community :) they all break the cycle by refusing the delta#lilly and minnie were both lost to the cycle. lilly with her dad and minnie with lilly#minnie couldnt let go. clem almost did the same and it would have killed her too. but aj makes a Choice and it saves her#god even tho clem is noticeably happier in s4 shes still so gd depressed and Tired. she accepted it so fast im so glad he saved her#like idk you saw her come back on screen after that massive fake out and you got Mad?? i was crying twice as hard#i know ive made this similar post before but like i still see this criticism in 2024 and i just have to laugh now#it speaks#twdg#i just love the narrative threads of S4 bro.... seasons 1 and 4 are two sides of the same coin and i love that. its satisfying
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