#im kidding dont be like jess etc etc

[frogsman]

i need to finish bcs NAO

[ask-camp-anomaly]

Intro Post!!

hi everyone!!!!! i stole a phone to make this blog, so don't tell the Head! anyway, my name is wirt, im 14, and i use they/them pronouns, and i'll be running this blog! here's a rundown of all the fun and exciting people who you'll have the pleasure of talking to.

first (the best cabin)- Cabin Esoteric!

there's me, obviously. i'm the best

then there's my older brother tammy, 21, he/him, our counselor, he's... out of it most of the time. don't ask about his eye.

there's tato ash, 16, she/they, our cit!!! shes a bitch

and then theres hector jekyll and edgar hyde, 12, he/him. hector is sooooooo stuck up, man

then theres Cabin Eldritch

theres my bff harley sasqua, 13, he/they, hes.. a bit shy. if you're a dick to him, i'll light you on fire. just because he's tall doesn't mean he isn't just a little softie!! Wirt, why would you say that? because its trueee

then there's lunar, he/him, 19!! he's the counselor, and... don't tell him i said this, a little scary. but like in a cool goth way!!

calling nessie an honorary member since she used to be in eldritch, soooo

nessie loch, she/her, 18!! she's so sweet, and does a lot to help out around camp. hiding a lot of secrets. don't ask about her full name.

then there's carmilla leeds, 9, she/her been here since birth honestly i don't know much about her, but she has a pet chicken named jersey

and finallyyyy edith terrell (but we all just call her edie t.) she/her, 8. she's the only one who is allowed outside contact so blame her if we get found out!!!

now the creepy cabin, Cabin Elysian. i don't know how old these dudes actually are, so i'm just putting the age they died

there's damien polter, 22, he/him, the counselor and the biggest sweetie around!! lily braids his hair, it's so cute

speaking of lily! lily markendaya, 16, she/her, very nice too (what's with all the dead ones being nice?), dating tato i think?

oh wait. exception to the nice rule. jesse o'moore, he/she, 13. he will throw his head at you if you're not careful (i know from expirence :( ). she's like... a sibling figure to mary, i think they knew eachother before the camp was even founded

mary red, 6, she/her. she really likes dolls. like. really likes dolls. looks creepy, but she's a sweet kid.

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(And me, The Ednis Nye! I will be watching over these children, perhaps intervening when I find it amusing.)

ooc!! hi!!

nsfw-ish asks sent to the older characters (nessie, lunar, tammy, damien, etc) are alright, but a lot of these characters are children!! dont be weird!!

simple rundown- this is a place for children with anomalies. esoteric is powers, eldritch is strange appearance, and elysian is undead

also, they all have. very extensive backstories and lore that i will be hinting at throughout. feel free to dm me (mod @the-pipster-pin) if you want a full breakdown of everything, but... there is a LOT. you can also just send ooc asks if you have just a question or two, im always happy to answer those:) just know that none of these children are at this camp consensually or legally. and they are all so traumatized. love u and have fun<3

(ALSO lunar and nessie are canonically trans, tato and harley align more with their agab but are nb, and wirt doesnt have a canon agab and probably never will)

all of ednis' interventions will be in pink, no idea if ill keep the zalgo but ill make sure to include the plain text under it

[molanobessivenerd]

my gender

This is gonna be a long rant abt my gender so you do have to read it. I just need to say it.

Ok so ive been question my gender/sexuality for like 3-4 years now and i this was kinda it

Oh i'm a bi girl -> im pan girl -> lesbian -> pan she/they still a girl but queerer

Then like i was more worried about trying to figure out my sexuality right cause like i wanted to be kissed before my 16th (that didn't happen) 

Then like maybe mid 2022 i started thinking about gender and i knew 2 trans people but i was kinda like no that can't be me flashforward to march 2023 i got in to will wood and i was like ‘no way i'm in anyway trans but if i could be him i would’ and i like said to myself that i just thought he was attractive?? Then the same thing happened with the character jesse st james from glee which was even weird because there was no way i would want to date him, so thats when she/they pronouns came in i put it in my bio. Then kids from my class found out and made fun of it so i changed em back to she/her. 

Then since like september last year it feels like minimum weekly i’d either not be able to stop thinking abt gender or take way too many ‘what's my gender quizzes’ 

And like i feel its alway been in the day of my head, but its becoming more prevalent since then ive been like could i be non binary, genderfluid pintrest boards. At the beginning of the year i cut my hair again, which felt so good,.

So now somedays im having thoughts like ‘oh my fucking god why cant i drink something and be a guy’ ‘please for fucks sake’ though im nor sure id like to be a man im not 100% sure im a girl (im moving further from that). But like if there was like a magical thing i could drink do idk that would turn every inch into like robert smith between 1983-2004 id do it so quickly omg. 

And like it kinda hurts that i'm not idk (and ive never felt this for any girl celebrities)

And i kinda think they are also there those thoughts but some days theyre less i thinks thats just cus im distracting myself though i dont know i could be fluid. 

But i dont want to be any guy like the men in my family most of them are big i cant think of a better word then buffheads more so my dad but i could just not want to be like them i dont have a good relationship 

I dont think i HATE being a girl- i don't love it i like some parts but i dont think its things exclusive to girls say cause gender norms n stuff. 

I dont know if i have dysphoria because that fluctuates but im vision impaired so if i dont try and look at my body i forget some of it exists i really dont like my boobs or how clothes sit on my body think i like okay with having a cups (that i could easly hide if i wanted to  i dont but that cause also be cause by the pain they cause me.

My waist i like but only because that's the part of my body thats skinnest like my body was less shapely but that skinny id be elated.

But especially o the days i think abt it more but also all the time i do wish for more masc features eg adams apple more angular face bigger hands etc etc.Voices of weird one because my voice is in mezzo soprano range my speaking voice however in chest voice is kinda low  but I was self-conscious about it growing up because it made me stand out in different even though really it wasn't I think I just thought people were staring at me for no reason.  I think I only like my voice when I'm singing when I'm acting because I can imagine myself playing characters who aren't me but idk but if it was lower like high baritone or tenor id be like so fucking happy.

And like i Kind of want to try dressing differently but I can't because a I don't want my family to know certain pieces of clothing would be mens Not that they have a problem with it I'm assuming they could though but they probably just want to talk about it and I would not but also like  I remember one time I was at the shop called Factorie  and I wanted to get the Black Parade t-shirt but it was a mens shirt  and my god the amount of anxiety I had and the amount of people that I felt were staring at me I almost had a panic attack. 

And like I feel like if I ever did do anything about gender irl  I'd run away from everyone I know and cut of connections again not because I feel like they'd be bad about it but just I've built this thing around myself so long and I don't think I could even my queer friends like i dont know  my parents I'd feel like I'd be letting them down, and like 

But also so much for my childhood makes sense

Like when I was about 8 I got eczema for the first time and my first thought was ‘oh im turning into a boy… shit what am I gonna tell my parents’  which I don't even know why my brain made that jump but i hated my boobs sometimes more then others Once they got past a certain size,  when I had a pixie cut and a couple people in the street would mistake me for a boy felt exposed ‘like shh don't tell’ 

But I was also such a girly todder/ child  from like ages four Tube8 I would pride myself on being the girlest girl never wearing pants  because I kind of think it was trying to win that competition but I don't know         

I don't think anybody read this whole thing but if you did help me out or don't I don't care but I just needed to vent this 

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[pendwelling]

Man, reading how heartbroken Cedric was over Yeseo's death was amazing. Chef's kiss. Like the GRIEF and the REGRET and especially the anger when there were SO MANY CLUES!! like that old woman who prophesied Jesse's death.. AND?! WHEN THEY FINALLY REUNITED AND THE MYTH-GRADE DEMONIC BEAST SHOWED UP.. BRO KNELT DOWN AND PROPOSED A COVENANT. MIDDLE NAME AND EVERYTHING. I felt like I was reading a marriage proposal even though I know that the rituals usually go this way 😭 also Aurelie bottling up her emotions after Jesse died.. HER GRIEF AND GUILT MAAAN. And when she was looking over Jesse's body at Juliette if I remember correctly she finally called him her child!! Only for it to go unheard by deaf ears.. SOB SOB AND EVAAA WHEN SHE VISITED JULIETTE AND ACKNOWLEDGING JESSE AS LIKE A BIG BROTHER 😭😭😭😭 I loved when the devine beasts awoke too when yeseo arrived. Twas amazing and it was very heartwarming reading the hope and joy the kids and johan etc. had that Jesse was back. Now, Cedric wants to lock him away back at the palace.. so mistakes won't be repeated 😭 even tho it isn't said and it's most likely johan used his wind ether, I like to think he bridle carried yeseo out of the barracks hehe wwww and our smart ga-in quickly figuring out yeseo's identity, but only after Jesse passed 😭 she was so ready to accept her too I loovee her. And the dynamic between Emma and her too lol.. I like the acknowledgement of same-sex attraction in TWSB idk bc usually in novels I read it's like the idea isn't even possible so it's nice lol "my mermaid" is such a nice name too knees weak lmfao. Also glad yeseo kept his purple eyes to a certain extent, bc I they're so pretty I was scared haha and idk I feel a little sad he's not called prince anymore (which is understandable ofc) but I loved seeing the difference in respect and honorifics when johan used more respectful terms towards yeseo since he sees him as his master.. anyways thanks for reading my long tangent if u got to the end LMFAO school is kicking my ass and I've been binging to forget the stress so like Jesse always says, "grab onto that small thread of hope!" Or whatever. fighting lesgoo!!!

GOD.

IVE LOWKEY BEEN ANTICIPATING YOUR THOUGHTS OVER POST-301 HAHAHJSMSK

THE GRIEF AND ANGERRRRRR 😭😭😭 GODAAMNNN SOOKYM REALLY JUST. KNOWS HOW TO CREATE EMOTIONAL BUILD UP AND TENSION SO SO SO WELL

I cry over Aurélie's reaction everyday :')))))) Jesse was her KID. HER PRECIOUS ONLY DISCIPLE!!!!! SHE WEPT OVER HIM AND READ HIM BOOKS BY HIS BODY'S BEDSIDE...... AND EVVVAVVAAAAAAA

Literally it was heart-wrenching reading Aurélie's reaction to finding out through GERRIT'S POV 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HE BARELY KNOWS WHATS GOING ON!!! AURELIE BROKE DOWN!! SOMETHING BAD CLEARLY HAPPENED, BUT WHAT EXACTLY?

Absolutely devastating move of Sookym to pull, giving us the child outsider POV of such a heartbreaking scene :')))

Yeseo's debut into TWSB is also so exciting. The identity porn was real (the way he chose "Heineken" of all names as his alias is also so funny to me wKSJSKKSKSKS)

AND THEN THE PROPOSAL 😭😭😭 CÉDRIC RIESTER, WHY ARE YOU SO CHEESYYYYY DONT DO IT IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE!!!! CHAIN JESSE'S SOUL TO YOUR SIDE ANOTHER DAY!!

Glad you mentioned Emma Corleone too hehe, I love the Admiral a lot wkdjkdkddk i have the hots for me.,,, My bi liege, if françois or chris dont want to be your next spouse............... im right here— //slapped

(also i feel you abt about the purple eyes! Theyre such a significant detail so im not surprised he kept them (even if only when using ether haha) but stil!!!! The purple eyes are great!!! Hes truly favoured by the universe's lord hehe)

It was nice hearing your thoughts!! I hope school goes easy on you soon as well!

[kylejsugarman]

Hiiii Syd 😳💕💕 I must know-- from what u have talked abt it sounds like Jesse and Demi get married. When does this happen/who proposes/etc? Tell all!!

oh my god ro hiiiiii 😳🥺💕 and they do!! and maybe its just my personal feelings about weddings/marriage and feeling like the modern rituals around them are truly, genuinely Insane, but i dont feel like it'd be a very big deal for them. the decision sort of happens organically the same way their relationship shifts from platonic to romantic when they're not really looking. demi and baby move into jesse's place (it's small but cozy and demi is frankly happy to finally be out of her childhood home), and they share lots of stuff and are a unit but neither of them had really considered marriage as a part of their Path at this point (jesse kind of feels like. he's destined to have a Not Normal life with none of the normal milestones because of what's happened, demi deep down believes that she's fundamentally unloveable and that no one would willingly Commit themselves to her) until baby's about 10 and she has to fill out a form for her fifth grade graduation diploma and she asks which last name to put down. and jesse and demi just kind of look at each other like "oh. we can just Be Married and nothing has to really change. we can be 'driscoll-ayuluk' and that's not losing anything. it's hitching two imperfect lives together to make something Complete."

it's definitely a Mutual decision but u know jesse likes his little gestures and he still wants to propose, so he gets her an amethyst ring (its purple!! AND the february birth stone?? life is crazy). they have a date night and the whole time he's like "im just going to be normal about this. im just going to give it to her and be normal. we're not making a big deal about this, we're being normal" until suddenly dinner is over and they're walking along the pier while there's still a little light out and he's like "oh god i have to do it now, oh god im getting down on one knee like a loser, oh god this is my bad knee and i won't be able to get back up". he pulls out the ring and doesn't really know what to ask because like. they ARE going to get married, so he can't ask "will u marry me?" so he just panics and holds up the ring and says "it's purple". demi cracks up and gets down on her knees too so he can slip it on her finger, which makes them both a little bit emotional for reasons they can't articulate. and then she helps him stand back up.

they just have a courthouse wedding with baby and mason and his boss sheila, nothing fancy. demi finds a ring for jesse (silver, it just fits him more than gold) and they let baby be ring bearer (aka, she holds the rings and then she gives them the rings after they sign the documents). it's not a big production and doesn't change much about their relationship or their family, but if later that night after the "wedding" jesse and demi keep saying stupid stuff like "my wife won't let me come. u know, the ol' ball and chain" "i have three kids—NOT counting my husband" to each other and losing it, that's their sillay little decision

[mattelektras]

i have 2 separate q's: did they ever explain why they made jess pregnant? or is that a men-writing-comics / misogyny thing? what do you hope for in beyond the spiderverse story and character-wise? i'm not fond of gwen (outside the trans-coding) so i'm a lil ticked she took a lot of the storyline when it could've been MORE miles (or even hobie, pav, AND JESS) and i still have hope for cindy and more anya and maybe felicia from the concept art ;_;

i think its a men thing. like she was a single woman with no real love interests at the time so what else do men think women do next aside from have children tbh like. what else is there for her.

as for spiderverse!!!! i would love to see cindy and kaine, more of anya and ben and miguel. miguel can fight any 15 year old he wants to just not miles. some resolution with miles and his parents is important to me like. hes such a family oriented kid. whether its because he tells them he's spiderman or they figure it out or he tells them as much as hes capable of telling them idk. spiderverse right now i feel is missing miles' key supporting cast??? where's ganke??? he gets a 2 second cameo whilst remixed mcu ganke but ned actually lives his life. right now it just doesnt seem like miles has any friends outside of gwen etc. theyre gonna have to figure out what theyre doing with alternate universes and im not sure how theyre gonna do that lmao like 616 merged so everyone is in the same place but i dont think that will work for spiderverse. but i also dont want miles to be shut off from others like him???? unless they give him some more people in his own universe to work with?? spider people or not. they could give him a sam alexander and a kamala

[hotdadlicense]

hmmm top 5 shows, top 5 animals aaaaand top 5 scenes from any show/movie

loren please..... i lve you.

top five SHOWS.

the walking dead - ................. like it has to be said. i'm so sorry. it didn't even really go 'bad' for me like it did lose me for a hot minute or two there originally but like. when i rewatched i was like no actually i love it here. i love this hot mess. and i tragically fucking do. could really do with bringing certain characters back etc or just dissappearing some storylines but like. i do fucking love it.

breaking bad - i didnt even KNOW what i was in for i was just like this'll be fine this'll be chill. and then my life changed forever y'know.

it's always sunny in philadelphia - my go-to show to have on in the background, to have on when im sick, to have on when i need a laugh, to have on when im feeling miserable, to have on when i just wanna feel like Myself. can probably quote like. every episode by this point.

black sails - literally don't even need to explain this one. bs is already tumblr critically acclaimed. if i could go back in time and watch the season two last two episodes for the first time all over again, i would in a heartbeat. the girl that existed in my bedroom when watching those eps? never seen her before and i'll never be her again.

911 - listen. it TRULY is tv show of all time. u KNOW this i know you know this. u can't put eddie diaz in a tv show and not have it change the lives of millions.

top fIVE animals.

SHARKS. sharks sharks sharks sharks sharks all types all kinds theyre all my children

foxes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please the fennec fox my BABY

long maned wolf.

dogs!

snakes. also HOW is your snake btw i miss them

top 5 scenes!

lets revisit black sails again and say season two finale as a whole? but also the 'in the light there is discovery' forest speech in the series finale............................i get chills like every time. WAIT ALSO 'my name is John Silver. and i've got a Long Fucking Memory.' INSANE acting also idk if this is really technically 'top five scenes' worthy but uknow that line where flints like 'where else would you wake up in the morning and matter?' @ silver??? yeah it ingrained itself into my brain and now whenever my brains having a bad day and being a bitch, it just repeats that line over and over to myself. again i dont know if that makes it a top five thing but boy oh bOY it sure made an impact !

iasip mac finds his pride when mac does the dance and franks crying and is like 'i get it. i get it now.' maybe its cos i feel like there is just a 00.01% chance of my parents ever accepting me and im projecting or whatever but that scene? every fucking time im like........ crying lol

my brain is one big jumble for the walking dead and i just can't pin down one scene? so i'm just gonna take a cop out and say that part where daryl and merle are in the woods huntin when they split off in s3 or whatever after they reunite and daryls got his crossbow simply becos i still remember watching it with my mum and her being like 'oh look at daryls Arms. he's really got Muscles.' and i was like. scandalised. in a Good way. and now everytime i see him in that scene i'm like justin beiber tweet i love Arm.

that scene in breaking bad where jesses in hospital after hank beats the shit outta him in the rv and walt visits him in hospital and jesse has that breakdown in 3.07? jesse pinkman crying in a hospital bed bruised and beaten saying 'i am not turning down the money, i am turning down you.' when he's yelling 'i have NOTHING. NO ONE.' ??????????????? scene of all scenes. wait also the peek-a-boo kid scene in s2

stuggling to think of a last one uh maybe in the seventh fast and furious movie when see you again plays at the end and they're all on the beach and then dom and brian are racing except you know its not paul walker and u know its CGI or whatever and ???? i still cry over that sorry

[meatriarch]

probably last few points re: fathersday ill post about today but,

virginia's husband was a wonderful, attentive dad and if it weren't for being deployed he wouldve been right there with ginny searching for jesse

danny is the girldad of all time he adores his daughters so so much, is so proud of and supportive of everything and anything they want to do with their lives, who they are, etc.

hands aint a father, however, his bonds with the sawyer boys are pretty damn important to him. he's very close to johnny just bc of all the potential teachings hands did with him personally since he was a kid that helped shape him into the man he is today. as well, those ties to both bubba & thomas respectively have so much potential to be very meaningful, too.

pepper's been on odds with her parents for a long while but, they've always been supportive of her and her interests - they just wanted her to put herself out there and do great. she struggles with feeling like shes disappointed them by living her life as she wants.

birdie hates her father and hopes wherever he is, he's on deaths door. thanks for asking!

debbie wishes their parents werent as tough and strict as they can be at times but understands that it comes from them wanting to ensure she has a good foundation to fall back on. her father is distant due to work pulling him around but, when he is home and present they have a very close bond. she loves him very much.

victoria is the daddys girl of all time. girl is so spoiled by him its ridiculous. part of that too stems from him waving a hand and tossing money or gifts her way so she doesnt bug him while hes busy or working etc, and sometimes that gets to her and it stings - bc she just wants to be around him sometimes but she rarely gets that chance. and part of her overspending is in hopes he'll get upset with her, because at least its SOME type of attention from him,

dont ask carla about her father or mother really they'd likely punch you and if she does then well happy concussion!

june is also a daddys girl but in a fully positive light bc her father adores her and her siblings and their entire family unit is so gentle and loving and doting on one another thank you

penny's father is also very kind and loving but at times he keeps her at arms length and it stings. her mother does the same at times. however, they both entrust her with helping run parts of the orchard business they own and so despite anything changing as she gets older, shes happy shes able to have that to fall back on still.

like carla dont ask simmi about their father bc they would probably actually kill you or throw you in front of a grunt im sorry theyre a little shit-

and then lastly, maria and danny, again.

danilo works real fuckin hard to not fall into the same footsteps as his father. he was hesitant and nervous as all hell at the news of becoming one for the first time bc all he could think about was fucking it all up, hurting his children in some way, and being just another mirrored image of him. he doesnt, however. and hes so fucking relieved about that.

maria has such a complicated relationship and thoughts towards her father, ramon flores. she feels pulled in every which direction with him because theres so much hurt, so much love, so much betrayal, so much disappointment, so much resentment, all bubbling in her at all times whenever he crosses her mind. its to the point, in some routes, where when ramon goes on the radio to talk about "his experience being the father of a missing person", maria in her coldcase dire au literally turns to johnny and asks him to hunt him down and kill him for her. and he does.

[archer3-13]

episode 2:

THIS POKEMON IS OF THE PIKACHU TYPE IM DYING HELP ME-

now with that note out of the way, episode 2. but before that a quick addendum to episode 1

shigeru [gary] comes across as arguably a bit nicer then i remember him coming across in english. Hes certainly conceited but it feels more like hes the town golden boy here whos been prepared for his pokemon journey for his entire life and relishes in having the towns expectations behind his success. the prep kid basically, with any rivalry between him and satoshi being more so incidental, for the moment, due to shigeru cultivating an image of the town hero.

why mention any of that when theres no functional difference? because i find it interesting and personally i like it a bit more as it better sells the idea of satoshi being the underdog with no expectations placed on his success if his 'rival' is the prep kid with large financial and public backing [for his town anyways, which is suppose to be the middle of bumfuck nowhere]

anyways, onto episode 2!

as with episode 1 theres no major deviations from what i remember happening in the English version. satoshi runs into town, officer jenny [hasnt had her jp name mentioned yet from what i remember] stops him for being suspicious and gives satoshi some pointers before taking him to the poke center, pikachu goes into intensive care for the night for whatever reason, satoshi makes some phone calls, kasumi [misty] finally catches up to him to badger him about her bike, team rocket attack the poke center to steal pokemon, and pikachu lets off a nuclear explosion driving off team rocket with the episode ending with satoshi getting ready to catch caterpie [no name change].

unlike before theres no major notable shifts in characterization to note that i noticed. kasumi and misty so far have been pretty similar, the officer and nurse are side bit characters that really feel as if they're in some sort of romantic relation to me. etc. etc.

satoshi notably does get berated quite a lot in this episode though, and well i would say none of it ever crosses the line into unreasonable it really does emphasize how badly his journeys gotten off on in terms of foot so far. as well it also emphasizes a kinda lonely note to his character and desicion to call home.

as noted above satoshi is more firmly placed as the underdog so far, and okidos [oaks] appearance drives that home a bit more with okido specifically noting he had no expectations satoshi would even make it to the next city in a day, being comically disappointed that satoshi hasn't caught any new pokemon almost crossing the line into being meanspirited about it [i think intentionally] and basically calling satoshi a liar when the mysterious bird he saw gets brought up.

musashi [jesse], kojiro [james], and nyarth [meowth] are basically unchanged between versions. and since this is their first appearance their billed to be somewhat threatening in terms of villainy. arguably even competent, but again thats basically the same in english. what is notable to me anyways is that they focus more on their vanity at the moment in terms of characterization. they even basically go 'bitch with that haircut?' when kasumi introduces herself as beautiful.

nyarth loves throwing in word puns and proverbs as well for some reason. comedy cat. in terms of voices nyarths a bit more squeaky here ironically in my opinion in terms of pitch and tone, but jesse and james might as well be deadringers for musashi and kojiros voices all things considered. they do not say blasting off again though.

other then that, satoshi explicitly notes caterpie as cute, which i dont remember in the english version. so thats something.

for some reason i felt like watching the first episodes of pokemon subbed, what with the pokemon anime officially switching off from ash as the protagonist. it was gonna be advance originally cause gen3s my jam as far as pokemon goes but haruka [may] was grating on me enough to put that on a distant possibly never lit backburner.

some context for those curious on where i sit with the pokemon anime:

watched a little bit of the first seasons in kanto growing up but ive mostly seen the movies all things considered.

movie 3 is easily the best of the movies i've seen, movie 2 has sad lugia noises, and well i know jackshit about the numbers of the movies the latios/latias movie and the deyoxes movie hold a strong place in my heart in part cause of those three and raquyaza being some of my fave pokemon/legendaries

with all that said, i've never been a fan of ash himself as he always felt rather obnoxious to me and his voice grates in english. misty and brock sadly do not fare much better for me

never paid much attention to the anime as things got along as it wasn't for me, but from what little i have seen im definitely in the camp that thinks it was a mistake to keep ash around for so god damn long. at most i can see keeping him around for jotoh but when things hit hoenn they shoulda swapped in a new protag

[hnting]

Sometimes I try to imagine Jess as a mother or mother figure and my brain short circuits

[mraprilgf]

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[swampgallows]

just finished breaking bad. thoughts (no spoilers):

1. i said it before but i like the many scenes of characters eating. it makes the time and people feel more real rather than when their world exists only while the camera is on, but it also makes me wonder what their shooting schedule was like and what the spit bucket situation was. lots of important daily elements of real life like the school/work-life balance, doing chores, other bodily functions (sleeping, bathroom, having non-superhuman lung capacity, getting sick, etc.) that make the characters and storytelling believable and mortal.

1a. shit made me HUNGRY though. ive had almost exclusively tex mex or egg and hashbrown breakfasts while watching

2. every single car screeches off no matter the scenario. after a while it developed a wilhelm scream effect and made me laugh

3. i would not be able to finish this show if not for jesse. according to my mom he was not supposed to be a permanent character but im glad they kept him in. jesse adds a really important and desperately needed element of humanity and “everyman”-ness. he’s not a savant, he doesn’t have a special gift, he’s a regular guy. shouldering that perspective of “ordinary person directly affected by walt’s actions” onto only skyler’s character would overload her already heavy role; jesse’s character balances things out by providing the audience a window into walt’s world as not only a regular person, but as an active participant. essentially skyler and jesse show two different kinds of “innocence” but remain organically three-dimensional and significant in their own way rather than being defined by their association to walt. their inclusion keeps the story from devolving into a series of guys in suits standing around glaring at each other and speaking in code, which otherwise veers into comic book territory imo.

3a. i fucking loved seeing jesse sporting south pole and volcom. i know tumblr kids are like “oh he wears baggy clothes because he’s trans” or whatever but you need to understand that in the mid 00s that was the absolute cishettiest way a guy could dress. it was the fashion equivalent to axe body spray. if you could even slightly make out the shape of a guy’s torso youd say he was “metrosexual”

4. it was very fun spotting the scenes in the remix. however knowing the original context of the samples definitely changes things lmfao. hank absolutely makes that musical ‘boing’ tone with his mouth and it is only pitch-shifted for the remix; it is captioned as “boom” but by no stretch of the imagination is that reflective of whatever it was he did with his vocal cords. the “you are not the guy” is spoken with near identical cadence and rhythm to the song which caught me so off guard, i could see why it was sampled

5. since i watched mostly with closed captioning, it also displayed song lyrics on screen which helped me better appreciate the songs’ pertinence to the scenes they play in

6. flip phones aside, what really drove home the “late 00s - early 10s” was the one time they played wobble-heavy dubstep while showing off the fancy cars. jesus christ

7. WHY SO MANY LAYERS OF CLOTHING. they will be in the middle of the new mexico desert under the blazing sun and still have a cardigan on

it’s well written and i dont really regret watching it but the suspense/crime/drama genre triad is definitely not my cup of tea. certainly a high quality show though especially in a time before streaming and cinematic-level miniseries were the norm, so i can see why it has such popularity and impact. anyway onto better call saul

[sammyloomis]

omg which ud and the quarry characters do you think would be friends.... im rotating all these characters in my mind rn

I ALSO FORGOT TO REPLY TO THIS ONE OOP

okay so off the bat, i think emma and jess would be frenemies, as in they are Friends but also Rivals because while emma is an influencer, i feel like jess already has a pretty big insta following because.... well because, i mean shes jessica and theyre constantly playfully digging at each other and doing collabs n shit

next i think ashley and abi, tho no ones surprised there, i think they both take creative writing and art classes, but ashley just does art for fun and abi does writing for fun so they both kinda just vibe. i dont think abi would hang out with chris n josh tho, and ashley wouldnt particularly wanna hang out with nick so their friendship is classic classmate vibes

HOWEVER if we wanna go canon time frame then all the ud kids would be in their mid 20s (ie ashley would be 25, chris 26, etc etc) so in the case none of them would be Friends i think, but the quarry kids would know Of the blackwoods incident and probably actually look into it more and not laugh off the claims that some monsters were running round the woods at the time

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[garrothromeave]

let’s talk about minecraft diaries rebirth.

and why it’s literally amazing. (warning: this will contain spoilers. lots of them. also, long post ahead.)

i think a lot of people hate mcdr because they were expecting a remake; but the point of rebirth is for jess to rewrite it. it wasn't supposed to be exactly the same.

honestly i went into mcdr with a closed mind. as an og mcd fan, i thought that this was going to suck ass and that i'd rant about how bad it was to my friends later. but actually watching it, i just... couldn't help but immediately fall in love with it.

ik im probably the only motherfucker that likes mcdr, but honestly how could i not? for one, garroth and zenix actually have personalities at the beginning. AND; the villagers? actually amazing. donna made me smile, visher made me laugh and cry, brendan was just bein as good as ever. like... i even didn't despise emmalyn with every ounce of my soul like i usually do?? the characterizations of them were GOOD, man.

and honestly, aphmau like--the way she spoke, her whole thing. it was reallyyy well done in my opinion. she was oblivious to things, but it wasn't overdone and wasn't done in a way to make her annoying. she's a very appealing character in mcdr, a main protagonist i do not mind following along with. her dynamics to the characters are really cool and all very unique.  gonna cut it here so i don’t clog y’all’s feed cuz i got a lot to say :)

the early use of aphmau’s powers was actually pretty cool as well, it also really showed how clueless aphmau really was to everything going on around her. AND UH, THE FACT THAT SHE THOUGHT THAT GARROTH FELT FAMILIAR? GOLDEN. absolutely golden.

AND GENE OH BOY, the early introduction of gene? ik a lot of people are upset about it, but god DAMN i love it so much. his role in the story is very important in original, and i cannot express how much joy this brought me learning that he was actually getting the proper attention for it. and the fact that gene and aphmau were working together?? i mean ik gene was just trying to use her to get back to the "shadow abyss" (pretty pog replacement for the nether, gg) but god DAMN i loved every moment of it. i found their dynamic to be pretty fuckin funny to be honest, would absolutely love to see more of it.

i might be biased considering gene is one of my absolute favorite characters, but i honestly think that introducing gene this early on in the story was a good move. again, he's literally the right-hand man to the shadow lord. it makes you really wonder why he didn't have as much of an important role in season 1 or even 2 of the original mcd plotline. also, we get some of that good-ol-fashioned exposition with seeing early on how vylad and gene interact. vylad’s at a very strange point in the story right now; his motives are unclear, even to the side he’s ‘supposed’ to be taking (aka, a shadow knight.)  another early introduction to a character is zane! this, my friends, is good. really good. i’d say that zane is the main antagonist of season 1 in the original series--and he wasn’t even introduced until like, episode 50. it’s not necessarily a bad thing, but him being introduced this early on really gives the audience a better understanding of what threats are out there and what our protagonist will have to encounter in the future. in the original series, there’s not much explanation as to why lords are disappearing/dying left and right--and while yes, that was supposed to be the mystery of it, having some of that early information is a better move in terms of writing. 

AND IVAN?? BEING A PART OF THE JURY OF NINE?? I COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR ANYTHING MORE LIKE GOD DAMN that was a very pleasant surprise i'll just say that, thank you jess :)

and no i did not loop the 4 minutes of screentime laurance got in that one episode haha who would do that i would never do that anyways

SPEAKING of laurance, im so glad jess actually wrote him in this early :) she totally could have just waited for the first time aphmau visits meteli and meets him there, but no! she put him in an early episode. i dont even care if she did it just to shut up the fans about laurance but man that made me so happy seeing him, even if it was only for a bit.

okay i kinda wanna go over the guards real fast firstly; garroth. ignoring how weird the helmet showing emotions is, i really like how garroth is portrayed. he's under a lot of pressure because the village is putting a lot of the blame on him for malik's death, and he's trying his hardest to keep things running. the fact that garroth utterly refused the to take up the position of lord and even got a little snappy about it was actually really cool to see as well. and while he doesn’t have that same “reserved, quiet, observant” feel as the original mcd version of him had, this version of garroth is absolutely awesome. he’s more direct and blunt, is significantly more sarcastic, and isn’t as stiff or as much as a pushover as he is in the original. he even has a sense of humour. also, no homo, but he’s kinda adorable.  plus, the desperation that he goes through during the whole thing is just--it’s really cool to see how hard he’s trying to prove himself and help the village. my rating for mcdr garroth? 9/10. the helmet... the helmet is the main thing throwin me off, i can’t lie. next, zenix. oh BOY do i have a lot to say about this man. first of all, his and garroth’s dynamic is incredible. when i saw how the interacted with each other, my first thought was: father and son. zenix has this immaturity to him that is so fucking fun and interesting to watch, and seeing how garroth scolds him is so fuckin good man. and! seeing how he interacts with the rest of the village... honestly, if jess ever picks this story up again, i would probably cry when zenix (literally) backstabs garroth. HELL, i hope that’s something that still happens, it’d be heartbreaking to witness this character that we’ve come to love hurting his mentor, the man who took him in. he’s just a really good character all in all, and much more appealing than the original mcd zenix. ...except season 3 zenix. no zenix can be better than that one.  either way, zenix is amazing written to be the comic relief and he’s just an all-out lovable character in this series.  finally, dale and brian. yes i’m going to group them up because there’s not much to say regarding them, but i do want to address them. for starters, we have brian; who’s already 16 when the story starts. good on jess for doing that, because in the original aphmau watched brian be born and age INCREDIBLY quick, haha. THOUGH i do feel like there’s a slight connection lost there--one of the hardest things about brian’s betrayal in the original series in the fact that we watched him grow up in phoenix drop. we were there from the moment he was born, to the second he betrayed phoenix drop. BUT OF COURSE, this version is a lot more realistic, so it’s understandable. i just think that if it’s brian who’ll be betraying phoenix drop again (if it even goes down that same route), it won’t hit as hard unless jess really takes the time to grow the connection between brian and aphmau.  as for dale; gotta admit, love it. and like, i think one of the main things about how good of a call it was to make him a drunkard from the beginning is considering how much the village is struggling. the fact that the second-in-command is literally drunk all of the time really conveys the message of, “yeah. this village needs help.” plus, he’s another good comic relief character. i loved seeing molly and dale’s relationship too, it was very funny.  PLUS. we were blessed with a well scene, in which aphmau had to help villagers out of the well. i don’t know about you guys, but that was one of my favorite nods to the original series. i cannot thank jess enough for that, there was a smile on my face the entire time. another amazing thing--visher’s character. instead of just being introduced to this quirky lil merchant who only had one or two interactions with aphmau like in the first one, we got to sit there and really get a feel for someone worth remembering and worth mourning over. we had a reason to be sad over his death, it wasn’t just some npc getting blown up suddenly. this was different, and this hurt.  one of the major things that i hope is to come out of this is for jess to fix the major mistakes she had when writing the first series. she’d expressed how unhappy she was with some of the decisions she made, and i’m glad that she’s getting that second chance to undo the things she didn’t like. this series also gives her a second chance to really, really dig into characters and their motives. like, gimme laurance backstory in better detail. or like, garroth and zane’s relationship from back when they were kids? or how vylad died and who killed him? etc etc. she’s already done an excellent job so far, and i can’t wait to see where this goes. that is, if she ever continues it. god, i wish there were more episodes so that i could seriously let you guys know how beautiful of a series this is. there’s so much i want to say about rebirth, but i think i’ll stop here. i might say some more shit about it later, but if there’s anything i’d want you to take away from this, it’s: give minecraft diaries rebirth a chance. there’s a lot of potential, and this is a chance for jess to really change things for the better! ... but again, that is if this ever is continued. 

[xxliteraryladiesxx]

Disney at Dawn Updated PART 2

1. All the Amanda using the Animal Cams to track the keepers in the part is different.

2. The part on page 208 where Maybeck says a word that "would have one again gotten Finn grounded for a week" "Son of a ___"

has been changed to say "sands of a beach"

3. How Finn and Maybeck find the monkey image from Jess's drawing is changed

4. OH! also when they text instead of the text abbreviations and stuff like "otakers" " u c?" etc is written out with correct spellings and punctuations/capitalization

Which I find lame because they are still in middle school and the text abbreviations still totally would work.

5. The part with Finn and Maybeck running into the Lion King Show Finn is getting info from Amanda on the phone when in the original it seems like she was also running near then because it says "Amanda said into his ear" but I will give this a pass simply because this part always confused me cuz how is she right there to cheer them on etc

6. The interactions Amanda has with the kid who wants to use the camera, and then later when the Kid has the tattoo that points her to go backstage are completely different.

7. THE MAIL BOX

which is how they get the fob is gone. which makes me sad I liked that part where it goes "FEED ME" now Finn and Maybeck go to Pandora and find it in a flower thing. and Maybeck thinks the guy is an OT

8. the ROB CALL

He used to say she plays word games. He now says he would like to take away her pen and paper that she is constantly messing with to create word game letters

9.Finn and Amanda backstage

They yell at each other usually like "Go!' he called out to Amanda" "NO. I am staying" and now the dialogue has them saying things like "Please" and "thank you" while they argue with each other. like what

10. "You can fly?" "I can levitate"

Is gone. why is it and other stuff of Amanda using her power gone.

11. FINN AND JESS

originally it goes "Your long hair. the way you looked at me" "I was under Maleficen'ts spell' she reminded him"

"And I was under yours' he thought. 'The thing is, as it turned out, there was nothing to be afraid of"

NOW he TELLS HER "As it turned out I liked you"

WHAAAAAAT idk what to think . I yelled at the book

12. Escaping from the Tigers

basically pages of that part is just gone. shorter, and not as interesting. some weird dialogue stuff

13. Maybeck and Willa

SOO MUCH is cut out about their mission. and a ton of the action is changed completely. They no longer have the witty back and forth banter. AND THE BIGGEST THING about 4 pages are GONE with them finding a magnet to destroy the system and hearing footsteps and getting out and having their hug moment where Willa then pushes him away and goes "dont disgust me!" and Maybeck goes "I probably checked w philby before doing that. I hope it doesn't mess things up" never happens

Im sorry but.... what.... why.... what in the world

14. Finn being very unfinn

in an added half page of dialogue when Jess tells about Chernabog and her dream of Finn being swung like a baseball bat by a yeti. she doesnt say Chernabog but Finn argues that Yes sounds crazy and it was surely just a dream and goes "so we all know just for the recorded i nvr said it was good idea"

This is the dialogue changes I was most mad at. Finn would never

Alright that's all I got for you. what do you think about these changes?

I tried to keep this post shortish by only writing the changes I felt most passionate about lol

Now... onto Disney in Shadow