#im just thinking of it looking like ashe but Wrong rn

[double-a-bathory]

got some new charcoal brushes today so the prime defenders came under attack once more

[ginzuras]

still thinking abt the ashfur redemption au if anyone was wondering

[sunnychuuya]

Sally face >:3

the cameras thar Addison installed have eyes on them on Larry's side mr Addison sus frrr /hj

me after looking up a tutorial and still being lost

How do I activate the runes on floor three raghhh

I DID KT

thank God for light bulbs existing I'm so much less scared rn

guys I don't like this ://

Sodas gonna be okay right ://

also where's uhhh I think her name is maple she's gone that's sus

HEYYY UHH SWITCHED TO LARRYS SIDE WHY ARE CHUG AND SODA ALL FADED

WAIT THAT MEANS THEIR NOT POSSED RIGHT ??

SO THEYLL BE FINE

RIGHT GYYS

oh 304 is just fucking gone on Larry's side

the mirror in Todd's bathroom where the red eyes demon appeared in chapter two is shattered

why dids Todd's parents toilet have the void

Why doesn't it let me access the full rooms I can't go into the bedrooms

I dislike that all kf the suspicious ppls houses r not able to be accessed (charley, packerton)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GOOP ITS POSSESION GOOP I KNOW IT

Nvm I gor into packertons place

Theres nothing here tho ??

What the florp

I got it to work at the last second bruh i suck at the guitar bits

Mm circles

all the mirrors are shattered actually

did Mrs Gibson die 💀

I'm pretending to understand what's happening

FUCK THE GUITAR BITS R SO HARS

I'm definitely missing stuff :/

-GUYS NO FUCKING WAY WAS I RIGHT ABOUT ADDISONCBEING SUS ??

Addison: a young boy stands at the threshold of oblivion

Unkoen green voice: MEXMERIZED BY THE ETERNAL ABYSS

-Ph what the fyck this is creepy

-UHHHHH

SO MR ADDISON IS SUS

"SO how long have you been like this"

*slowly slides away*

what the fuck

Litterally nothing could've prepared me for this

This reminds me of fullmetal alchemist bro

Goop

ADDISON IS THE POSSESSY DUDE I thought it was The red eyed demon is the red eyed demon possibly an extension?

Im

Having trouble processing this I seriously thought Mr Addison was not actually gonna be sus.

NO WHAT THE HELL

I HATE THIS GAME

DUDE I CAN BARELY DO THE FUCKING PILLAR THINGIES

FUCK SHIT BALLS ASS

I paused the game and forgot I was doing this lmao

THIS IS SI HARD

t h e r e s m o r e

Bruh I'm gonna larry

I did IT

hey guys wtf

MURDER EVERYONE IN THE APARTMENRS ??

OKAY BUT NOT SODA AND CHUG RIGJT CUZ THEY DONT HAVE THE POSSESY GOOP

"I don't think I can do this. Please don't make me do this terrence" guys what if I just delete the game

Omori core (white room with knife)

This isn't girlypop guys

"Goal: kill"

what if I'm crying

I HAVE TO KILL TODDS PAEENRS

I HAVE TO KILL MY DAD AND LISA

NO

Why do I feel so fuckijg guilty it's a video game

SAL NO CHUG AND SODA ARE INNOCENT THEY ARWNT POSSESED

The lack of music

Like complete silence except for footsteps

Makes this so much more painful

Killing soda is what opened the floodgates of tearss

"Youknow, I may not say this enough, but I'm proud of you, sal. You've come a long eay and I know it hasn't all been easy." Fuck. This hurts.

If Larry hadn't kms lsal would've had to kill him..

"I look at you now and I'm excited about the man you arebecoming. K think youve for a bright future ahead of yoj. I reallt do"

Haha funny joke I'm sobbing hea about to fucking kill you and then (prolly) get excuted. I hate this game.

Ih fuck not Todd

ASH I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE IN THOSE APARTMENTS YOU ARE THE FUCKING WORST I HATE YOJ

ENON DIED

FUCKING HELL

ThIS IS BECAUSE THE CULT RIGHT

TBATS A FAKE

SHIT

SHIT SHIT SHIT

FUCK

The music fading out

Fuck

ASH IDC UR STILL FUCKIJG WRONG

Wair no but I know her idea won't work bc like ik sal dies

Do NIT play memories and dreams rn

ASH NO SHUT THE FUCK UP- AHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOWBTHIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU HAD THREE YEARS YOU WAITED TILL THE LAST FUCKING SECOND

hey guys what the fuck

What the genuine fuck

Like okay I knew he died from before I started the game but

This still kinda hurts ngl

Fuck

Why couldn't they just like

Be happy

STOP ISBTHAT WHY I KEEP SEEING FANARTS WITH CLOCKS THAT SAY 6 33/18 33 ON CLOCKS YALL ARW DEVIOUS

Acheivment: suffer

Re you fuckin kidding me I mean I am suffering but God damn

Wait yea that's a good point wtf happened to Larry's body

Ash jm going to allow you go try to redeem herself but it's gonna be hard

NKO U HAVE TO PLAY AS HER :(

Travis is the cult member on the inside yea?

-"Oh gizmo is still alive, thats good at least!" [He hadn't left your room since the execution. It's like he knows] guys what the fuck

maple..

Pookies j do not remember the shed code

travis is still alive at least..

YALL I JUST REALIZED THE LIL PUZZLR BOX THING FROM THE TREE HOUSE A LONG TIME AGO ?? NEVER EXPLAIJED

great fucking job ash now Larry's gone bc of you too (actuslly I don't blame her for this one bc Larry wanted it yk)

girly just casually has a c4

Went into the temple

2nite wasn't great updates since I was just talkin eith the below user lmao

@mypinterestgotbannedsoimherenow

[jacedified]

SUMMIT PT 2 LIVE REACTION

wdym u can explain eventually

TELL HIM VINCE- i-

WILLIAM ORDERED U but like why tho

ok porter i love u MWAH

SOLAIRES STAND AS ONE NATION UNDER GOD INDIVISIBLE whatever whatever

ALEXIS GET UR SHIT TOGETHER

period alexis

i would love a game of clue rn

shes not wrong abt the wrinkles

LEX??? WTF AYE Lex VINCENT WTF DO U MEAN LEX

sweethearts safe and sound BLESS 😭

GIRL ATP I NEED U TO SPEAK IM TO ANXIOUS FOR SILENCE

milo bby its ok OUR POOKIE IS OK

asher smooch MWAH ily be safe

yea davey king dead happened while u were in negotiations

PUSH THEM AWAY???

DAYYYUMM ofc they didnt get to see who did the murder DAAAMMNIT

idky but evacuate the dance floor is playing in my head

(EVACUATE THE DANCE FLOOR DOO DOO DOO DOO IM ADDICTED TO THE SOUND) ((i forgot the lyrics))

aww another trusting moment between the men

PORTER CMERE BABES

yeah tell him asher

GET HIS ASS

PORTERR ill-

GET HIM ASHEERRRR

im crying i have tears in me eyeballs yall i cant

SPEAK SIR

ok thats true but like why did u send SH in there right before u knew he was gonna die????

DID I HEAR HEARSAY

true i cant handle a war rn and lovely shouldnt be spending their first year fighting on behalf of a clan they just became a part of

porter if ur not spinning then why do u look like a ballerina rn?? hmm?? EXPLAIN

YEA BUT THE NUDGE WAS DONE KNOWING SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN A LITTLE HEADS UP WOULDVE BEEN FUCKING NICE

lets go crazy crazy crazy till we see the sun

the department is right there.. in sweetheart form

BLOOD FIRST??? oh yeah vampire clan rules blah blah i remember this being mentioned during quinns little moment

WHO TF IS SPEAKING?? alexis? GIRL THATS NOT U SPEAK LIKE NORMAL

OH THE MONARCH IS SPEAKING i was lost

baas? bahs? someone spell this for me i wanna kiss her SORRY yall

BOYS JUST KEEP UR WOLFY HANDS DOWN

. . . yeah shes not wrong solaire and friends should probably sit out

MILO ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS

as if you care princely pop..

OH- TELL HIM ALEXIS clock him

oooooh???

alexa play ash by seventeen

well william aint here rn hes got other rich people duties

i hope SH is like stupidly staring at alexis the way i would be

so ur saying u left him alone before he died

HE DIDNT SAY? mf u were pestering abt funding just say he was annoyed w u

LEAVE WILLIAM ALONE HES BUSY (this is my sticking up for my 500 something yr old bby daddy)

well thats just hearsay princely poo

oh- AYE ADAM DESERVED IT CUNT!! (no he didnt i love him but yes he did)

YEAAAA TELL HIM

thank u porter poo

yea … christopher

they were fighting vincent for the most part so alibi CHECK

sorry monarch we didnt mean to kil- i mean let the king die without notice.. ill let u know next time

THEY FOUND SOMETHING YAALL

MORE TO THE STORY??? omg OH SHIT demon blood on a letter opener is crazy

so someone stabbed my other future husband with a letter opener

SHE CALLED ASHER PUP i love the monarch

OK MONARCH I WAS JUST COMPLIMENTING U GOD DAMN IT BE NICE

ok maybe david was a little silly asking that question but u cant expect him to know everything

so basically what im hearing is a demon was involved only ppl who closely align with empowered and demons would the house of bennett and their relationship with closeknit

CHRISTOPHER U LYING SACK OF SHIT WE CAUGHT U

ONE OF U OLD BAGS CALL ANOTHER SHAW PACK BOYS A DOG AND YOULL BE ON THE NEXT BEHEADING LIST

exactly someone got caught lacking after killing the king and didnt think to fuckin check themselves before letting the king be found

period porter.

i would retype all of this but shes just speaking fact so i dont need to take note of any of it

YOU GAVE HER THE POWER TO DO SO DUMBASS

ANOTHER DEATH??? damn both kings dead during the summit is wild

yeah milo my mind is kinda blown

NO MORE MONEY FOR CLOSEKNIT WOOT WOOT NO MORE MONEY CLOSEKNIT WOOT WOOT

vincent im too mentally unstable for an “are you alright lovely”

I REMEMBER IT BEING SPELLED BAAS so monarch baas is very right

NO HES JUST A BBYGIRL HE DONT KNOW NOTHIN

help “with any luck it wont be the last” shes so real for that

YES MAAM THIS WILL BE REPEATED TO KNOW ONE LOVE U HAVE A WONDERFUL REST OF UR SUMMIT *bow bow*

vincent listen i love u but like shes right we just have to keep it pushing

PORTER VINCENT TALK TIME lets gooo

IM EXCITED FOR PT 3

[pup-pee]

This is so random but I saw ur tags in the rb of an old birdflash fanart and ur energy just resonated with me and I was like I must follow this person... Anyways hello:D ur art style is so lovely I'm so glad I found this blog I am fucking insane over Wally West but also batfam and THE BARRY & WALLY FATHER SON DYNAMIC IS THE ONLY THING EVERRGGRHRHTJFJKZKSKSJFKK

Also I am staring at the tmnt in ur bio, I saw a comment recently that said that Leo & Raph are basically dick and Jason and omg I have never been the same since like WTF why are they so right....

omgomg HELLO??? u liking my tags actually means sm wtf skgjkajkgkh BUT HI YES HELLO HEY!!! TYSM 4 LIKING MY ART AS WELL OMG??? bcb cb c bc bc u points @ u u like wally i have a silly hc i drew a little bit ago

THIS GOT RLLY LONG SO IM SRRY LSKJFKSL

i will give it 2 u bc y not skjgkgALSO INCLUDES A BIT OF WALLY + BARRY WHICH IS Y I THINK HT OF IT OK

BASICALLY ITS A HC ABOUT WALLY WEARING GLASSES THEN EVENTUALLY WEARING BRACES/HEADGEAR BC LISTEN PLS HEAR ME OUT

glasses bc i just think so theres rlly no other reason just always had glasses as a kid

IGNORE THR TRASH ITS JUST HOW I DO MY SKETCHBOOKS ANYWAYS AKHFK

SO GLASSES RIGHT??! THEN HE BCAME A SPEEDSTER likekeeee preteen-ish? if im not wrong// BUT LIKE getting accelerated,,,, everything ig @ that age would b CRAZYY so i think his teeth got kinda vry fucked up((im so nice 2 the blorbos,,,i swear,,,,((dont belive me)) SO HE HAD 2 GET BRACES & HEADGEAR

he doesnt wear contacts no matter how roy or dick tries 2 convince him he doesnt want 2 use their money

he will keep taping his silly blocky glasses until they literally turn 2 ash

just take the whole sketch book page whateverrrr r rr

BUT YEAH THATS OT OTS SILLY & MEANS NOTHING BUT EVERYTHING 2 ME barrys there just listening 2 him talk bc no1 used 2 listen 2 him infodump about much b4 idk

i feel the need 2 show wally sketches but i rlly dont have that much((that isnt au related))

i think this 1 is silly anywhoo there was tmnt in this & ill brb

LITERALLY THEMM i was NKT reasy 2 draw fhem 2day omg skfjksjf they looks so ass i swear i can draw a pretty dick

jason tho??…,,,,,, uhm uhm srry pat pats

also srry u only rlly((like RLLY)) know tmnt2012 so akhfkfk

GIVE JASON A SPIKE RN((talked w/madi & jason actually needs a bearded dragon)) <- putting this hear so if i ever reread this ill know

ANYWAYS RED BLUE SIBLINGS SO TRUE ITS ACTUALLY THEM JSUT

im remembering some of the more,,,dramamtic moments of 2012 tmnt & like holy hell yeah

i gotta bring out the tmnt au again its literally mostly abiut dimentsion x bc angst but holymoly

holy moly ahhahabf my humoresuck i kinda 4got what i was writing tbh so oopsies

hey guys? what do we think of s2 -> s3? ((leo in a coma + canine)) ????? how we feelingvvvbbb jsi!!?!? im literally talking 2 myself & thid point ermmm

ANYWAYS HI I CANT BELEIVE U UR SO SILLY U READ THE TAGS AKFJFKV seey 4 my rambling :3

/e wave 2 u!!!!!

[jackienautism]

hi again!! been a couple days with no update, time got away from me hahah. i've been playing a lot with my brother, playing a bit on my VW playthrough (although i think i'm like. really in it today and will probably play a lot more on my own). i also finally let myself start looking for fic and fanart and stuff a couple of days ago. so happy to say that linhardt finally clicked for me and i really like him now. i liked him before, and he's still somehow my least favorite eagle but. as i've definitely mentioned before i love all of them.

YEAH. idk it really just feels... wrong to pair ingrid with any guy romantically? idk beyond the fact that she is a lesbian To Me (for reasons similar to posts you've rbed and made) even if she weren't it's just like... uniquely nightmarish. especially considering i think the only options i had recruited on that run were. felix and sylvain. and while in spite of myself sylvain really grew on me, and felix is. idk he's fine. like i said her ending up with either of them is kinda.... the worst lol. i didn't even get to the b support with her and felix bc i ended up googling around and seeing general opinions on some potential paired endings i could've gotten on my last run and made the choice to keep ingrid single and intentionally kept her away from both of them lest i got their ending on accident lmao.

hmmm i definitely got the petra and bernie supports as well as the dorothea and bernie supports last playthrough! those two in particular i really wished had an a support. bernie and dorothea especially, their supports were some of my favorites! i only got one with ingrid and dorothea, and i think only one with bernie and ingrid? i know there were a handful with edelgard that i only got to b but that actually had an a support (which i'll def get on my next CF playthrough, if my brother doesn't get them. and probably if he does lol). definitely bernie i only got to b with her, and i think maybe the same with dorothea??? but that might be wrong. i would check but my brother is playing rn LMAO. marianne didn't really have like... any supports with girls who i had on that playthrough which was soooo annoying. i got lysithea after the timeskip but barely used her so i dont think i even got their c support that playthrough?

yeah i would love to recruit hilda but like. the desire to side with edie outweighs my desire to recruit her, especially since i just.... like all the eagles more on average than the lions and like hearing them talk during the story DFSKKF plus you don't have to kill hilda or claude who i also really like. i'll def try that with dedue because i do actually really like him despite like. barely interacting with him so far.

yeah by character perspective i do mean leveling from what like.. makes sense for their character to me! and for battle stuff, before i really knew how supports worked i would like put certain characters together bc i was like "oh this character probably likes being around this one" or "this one feels safer if another character is in front of them, and this one is probably more inclined to pick up on that and get in front of them" so that's how i usually try to play my battles lol. which works out pretty well in terms of supports, i'm just a little more conscious of that now.

update on my brother's playthrough!! he's recruited over half of the lions which is kind of funny to me like. okay dedue and dimitri are unrecruitable but LMFAO im picturing class for the blue lions now that it's just those two and ashe. he's also recruited some of the deer as well (marianne, lysithea and ignatz i think? and he's planning on recruiting leonie too lmao). win for both of us..... he likes bernie now!!!!! we haven't reached the timeskip yet but i think some of her b supports got her to grow on him. i have a feeling he's gonna side with edie, but the biggest thing that might stop him is that he REALLY likes hilda and wants to recruit her. but i think the fact that he likes edie might outweigh that?? here's hoping at least! he also really likes annette a lot. i made him make a tierlist and his favorites right now are annette, petra, edelgard, hilda, lysithea, and caspar, in that order.

this is getting SO long but. as for my playthrough! i finally decided who exactly i wanted to recruit (and recruited them all today!). i decided to get three from each other house, and ended up with caspar, petra and dorothea from the eagles, and sylvain, annette, and ashe from the lions. i was going to get mercedes but after watching my brother get their b support i thought to myself. wouldn't it just be awful if they got that b support and i only recruited one of them. and so that's my plan! i think i'm gonna do the opposite on my next CF playthrough and just get mercedes. i'm really undecided on which paired endings i'm going to get, because i'm enjoying so many of the supports.... almost everyone i have has multiple supports that i'm actually interested in with characters i really like this playthrough! which is great! last playthrough i barely had any interesting ones with marianne. now i've got a team that's basically evenly split by original house, which is really fun (i've been going with my six out of house recruits, hilda, marianne and claude, and byleth, and i've been really enjoying it).

i know i said i really wanted the dorothea and petra paired ending (and i still do), but i'm considering s ranking dorothea myself this playthrough? although i might save that for my next CF run, or if i ever choose to go through with silver snow. i don't really know how all of the paired endings turn out, and i haven't gotten super far into the supports, but i'm liking caspar and ashe's supports so far, and i liked hilda and caspar's first support. if i choose to s support dorothea, i might go with caspar and petra again though? although i've also heard her supports with ashe and claude are good. but if i don't s support dorothea, i'll probably s support claude.... and i might pair him and hilda if i don't?? i'm liking their dynamic so far. although i'm ALSO liking hilda and marianne's supports. i really like annette and lysithea's supports, but sadly those only go to b... once again a loss for a supports between girls everywhere.... sylvain is gonna end up alone this time around for sure because while i do want to get his supports with dorothea again because i enjoyed them, i have like. multiple preferred endings for her lol. and i think the only other person he can get to a with that i have recruited is. byleth. who i also have other options for lol. lorenz is gonna end up alone because i don't like him lol and i don't want a character. raphael and ignatz... idk i like them and so far their most interesting support to me is with each other! so that's probably the route i'm gonna go. although i am enjoying a lot of raphael's supports in general so he's kind of my wildcard rn. as for annette, there are three characters i like who she could potentially get paired endings with? but i haven't seen enough of their supports (or any in some cases) to like. have a solid plan yet. i could probably keep going on but this is already SO long omg!!! basically the point is. i like so many of these characters now and i'm enjoying a lot of the dynamics! hope you're having a good one :)

HIII SO SO SORRY FOR TAKING A WHILE TO RESPOND. I KEPT PUTTING IT OFF AND FORGETTING THAT IT WAS IN MY INBOX 😭😭 SO VERY SORRY AGAIN thats still so awesome that you get to play w/ your brother.... its sooo fun watching others play the game, especially if its a route you're particularly fond of. AND OOOO LOOKING FOR ANY SPECIFIC FICS OR FANART IN PARTICULAR? OR JUST GENERAL FE3H STUFF? either way, have fun w/ that!!! theres sooo much awesome stuff out there. AND YIPPEEE WIN FOR LINHARDT ENJOYERS!!!!!!!! GLAD THAT HES FINALLY CLICKED FOR YOUUUU hes just an autistic dude w/ chronic fatigue and i love him. hes my boy, lvoe him lots

NO FOR REAL!!!!! IM RLY GLAD THAT YOU AGREE AND THA TIM NOT BEING DRAMATIC OR W/E 😭 there's just... theres no way that girl DOESN'T like girls. its just. its so There yk. esp her being like 32234 feet inthe closet. i dont know her endings w/ either felix or sylvain but .... yeah. i dont think i could do either for personal reasons kfkdgg unless, like you said, i get it by chance. YEAH fair enough, in regards to ingrid and felix. their b support is jus t... idk. i know felix is an asshole like thats his whole thing but god. the shit he says to ingrid really infuriates me. i totally agree that it was better to leave ingrid single. the only way to get their endings is if you get their A supports i believe. the only time its random is if you have Multiple A supports from the same character. i could be wrong though

OH THEY DONT HAVE A SUPPORTS? i didnt realize that. i still think that its a waste of time if characters that can support dont have an A one........ its just dumb imo. esp if their C + B supports are rly good and fun, its just. grrrr it makes me so mad. theyall deserve supports post timeskip!!!!! good luck getting the rest of the supports w/ edie! i know off the top of my head that both bernadetta and dorothea have A supports w/ her, which is cool. and yeah ): i dont believe marianne has many supports w/ girls outside the golden deer? IF she even has any? but yeah. i know she has an A support w/ hilda but ofc you cant recruit hilda in CF. lysithea and marianne's supports are ok i guess, they couldve been a looot better. im actually currently writing a fic for like a mock A support between the 2 fdkndfg you said you spared lysithea during the bridge of myrrdin (?) battle right? makes sense why you didnt hav emuch time to get her supports

YEAAH fair enough, i def feel the same dfgndf in terms of wanting to side w/ edie more than anything else. the black eagles are so <3 theyre so fun. i totally agree w/ you there, i love listening to their conversations dgnjfdg they r very silly. andmm righr thats true. i totally forgot you could spare hilda, pretty sure my brother had marianne kill her 😭😭😭 and i like how you can spare claude as well. and yeah :D good luck w/ dedue!!! hopefully my memory serves me right

makes sense! esp since i know the characters do have a like canon path they go down in terms of classes, which im sure you already knew, but if you ever need ideas / inspiration id def check that out! and OOOO THATS A VERY INTERESTING WAY OF GOING ABT BATTLING.... i like that a lot! and like you said im sure thaat helped a bit w/ getting certain supports. thats def not a bad idea . plus its such a cute thing fr ): to think abt what the character would want and feel safer w/.... you are so cool for real

YEAAAAH it is really funny to think abt what the other classrooms look like dkffdg esp after recruiting like their entire class. must be so sad for them </3 happy that hes recruiting a bunch of the characters though... does he know that hes gonna have to most likely fight them in the later half of the game? or is he doing it just cause he likes them? either way, good for him. OOOO ANOTHER WIN FOR BERNIE ENJOYERS YAAAY makes sense that watching more of the supports helped her grow on him... since thats usually where you get the bulk of their personalities and development. I HOPE THATHIS LOVE FOR EDIE OUTWEIGHS THAT.... if it doesnt though i totally understand, he would prob enjoy azure moon since he'll be abl eto recruit hilda, but he also prob wouldnt like going against edelgard so hm. OOO ANNETTE HUH? def a good choice. thank you for making him make a tier list jdfgdg always interested in other ppl's faves. AND LYSITHEA!!!!! YIPPPEEE

NO WORRIES ON IT GETTIGN LONG!!!! I RLY ENJOY READING YOUR THOUGHTS! glad you were able to decide on how youre gonna recruit :D atleast that stress is gone for now. and whose b support did you get w/ mercedes? i assume all three of them? ashe sylvain and annette? regardless, YOURE SOOOO EVIL (lighthearted) FOR ONLY PURPOSELY RECRUITING ONE OF THEM FDKGDFG but then that means more angst and pain and angst an dpain can be super good. esp in this game. mercedes my beloved<3 makes sense that you just get her your next CF playthrough! and so even then you get to separate her from her blue lions (specifically annette) and ): pain. and yeaah it can be pretty difficult to choose which endings you wanna go with. i ended up just getting to A between all the golden deer and letting the game decide for me jfdgnjgd that way you get to enjoy all the supports without feeling pressure to choose just one A support :] but i also understand wanting to pick out the ending youd rather see more... so good luck deciding! and im glad that youve really been enjoying the supports! the supports are usually sooo much fun... and you get to learn more abt the characters which is just awesome. i assunme you mean youve been going out into battle w/ those characters right? thats so epic... have fun w/ them!!!!

THATS WHAY I DID DURING VERDANT WIND!!!!! I S SUPPORTED DOROTHEA AND OUHHHG I LOVE HER SO MUCH..... S supporting claude is ofc also a good choice.. good luck decided on what you wanna do! i suppose once you have that figured out everything else should fall into place in terms of endings and whatnot. i still gotta get those supports you mentioned... glad to hear that youve been enjoying them so far though! i cant say mcuh abt petras supports w/ ashe or claude unfortunately. ive only got petras c support w/ claude and i thought it was funny. but i know that almost all of ashes supports are very sweet, sinc ehes a very sweet guy. a claude and hilda pairing makes sense! their dynamic is certainly interesting fdjgndfg plus i think they complement each other well. hilda and mariannes supports are very good... since you get to see another side of marianne that you dont rly see anywhere else. in terms of clumsiness and whatnot! I HEARD LYSITHEA AND ANNETTE'S ONLG GO TO B!!!!! WHY DOES THIS GAME HATE THE GIRLIES SO MUCH!!!!!!! RIP<//3 yeah far enough for sylvain fdndfgg esp if youu have better ending plans for both dorothea and byleth. YEAH LMAO. LOWKEY FUCK LORENZ but you didnt hear that from me. the only support chain i didnt get of his (of the golden deer) is w/ claude.... and i wont lie going through his supports made me like him a TINY bitmore, but still, hes just. euugh. to me yk. raphael and ignatz def have good supports! i def liked them a lot, i esp enjoyed ignatz and marianne's. once again, good luck figuring out your paired ending plans!!!! i know its been a bit since you sent this in, but still! wish you the best of luck! dont stress yourself too much though :]

STILL SUPER HAPPY THAT YOUVE BEEN ENJOYING THE GAME AND THE CHARACTERS AND THE DYNAMICS SO MUCH HEHE GLAD THAT ME POSTING ABT IT GOT YOU TO GET THEGAME.... HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY AND WEEK!!! HOPE TO TALK TO YOU SOON

[m1ckeyb3rry]

HAHAHAH imagine the first chapter of pursuit starts with “I wanna be the very best that no one ever was, to rizz then is my real test, to date them is my causeeeee” LMFAOO

LMAOO you forgetting but you also being the one to make his team sends me (i would so do this) ASH AND CHARIZARD I love that dynamic that would be so funny imagine it’s just lazy on lazy hate crimes like “no bitch you move and do it” “no im sleeping”

Even before remembering the setting I thought Charles matched the YIPPEE vibe well LOL WAIT RINS IS FUNNY HAHSAHAHAH “yippee.” NAGIS EGO LEAVING HIM LIKE HIS SOUL IS ASCENDING TO ANOTHER PLANE HE LOOKED ETHEREAL

LMAOOO Karasu has beef with her now yes whenever you have doodles do show!! Obv no pressure to make any LOL I just love seeing the crumbs

Wait lowk Barou yayoi spinoff this angst…/hj barous and karasus>>> on that note I had to remember that reader doesn’t inherit the Barou last name because when I looked at the funeral graphic I was like wait do we need to distinguish which one and then I remembered the whole cousin thing and also how cousins don’t always share the same last name but anyways NOOOSHSJS IM CRYING JN MY FEELS “my ex sending my brother the love he could never give me” goodbye (lowk the move from romantic to platonic love makes this even deeper bruh I wasn’t planning on sobbing rn)

DAYCARE WORKWR KARASU WAITTTT esp if his talonflsme has flame body (if I get pokemon teams wrong do correct me because I think the team listing got buried somewhere and I have bad memory as we’ve established) lowk I like this idea too it’s like he’s proving himself to yayoi but not limiting himself to just the gym leader like breaking the mold yk…..just makes him more extraordinary (in his terms LMAO) like proving himself without needing to be gym leader…..im ngl I jumped to far and read “he cooks eggs” and I was like he does WHAT but anyways

OH LMFAOAO I somehow thought there was a specific meme so I looked it up to no avail but REAL and LMAOOOO DOOFENSHMIRTZ(spelling??? Idk man)

HAHAH no it’s ok they can take the slander (i always find it really funny how even Nagi himself is like this shorty…in ref to Isagi HAHA and ig by implication Reo since he doesn’t really disagree when Nagi calls Isagi that) THE BIG HANDS imagine they do that thing where you measure hand sizes oh god but also one slap from them and you’re stepping into your grave LMFAO (they would never but ykwim)

STOP MIRAVERSE MUKTIVERSE (im abbreviating this to MVMV/MMV) actually goes too hard it all fits too well within the pokemon au SHSHSH white butterfly Hiori and reader him waiting at the safari zone in the house she described raising the pokemon she listed from her childhood dreams bye…now instead of white butterflies white butterfree/beautifly (I can’t lie im a beautifly enthusiast so id pick that over butterfree but wtv floats your boast yk just needs to be a butterfly)

IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF THE TABIEITA ONE IS TOO FUNNY but IVE SEEN THE SAE ONE LMAOAOA finally accurate rep of him omg wait I’m gonna go stalk this artist more I didn’t realize they drew tabieita

LMAOO me rn thinking I’ve said one too many LMAOs and tossing in LOL and HAHAHA (I lowk hate hahaha because it HAS to be in caps or else it looks passive aggressive unless I do like four “ha”s or more but that looks excessive ughhhhhh) in too deep we’re entering my LMAO keyboard smash zone now (I’ve sometimes sandwiched sentences with LMAO too) but enough about my LMAOs

LMFAOAOOOOOOOOO IM DEADDDDD imagine we’ve been talking about peregrine this entire time and I’m just like “WOW she knows all the details about the whole plot does she know the author??” Isagis life is too boring he needs angst to spice it up fr wait I love how Isagi kinda projects Barou into reader and struggles with his loss/disappearance you made him like 10x more interesting in like two seconds damn….QHESTIONING IF THE WRONG ONE GOT TO LIVE omg that goes HARD I love complex feelings like this go off!!! Barou’s death fr doing numbers on everyone like talk about catastrophe of a lifetime (wait side note but this almost kinda parallels MLP and how the mane six get their cutie marks like one event tied them together forever and ig in this case it’s Barou’s death?? SHSHSHS don’t ask me why I made this connection)

Karasu bfb about to be the household Karasu fic trust but no fr there’s no way I’d be able to tell from reading the request prompted fics like if we weren’t talking I would’ve just thought you liked a bunch of characters LMAOO

WAIT WHAT I HAVENT STUDJED YET I paused writing this and scrambled to check ok thank god it’s not up quite yet I need to type faster omfg but RAGGHHH POKEMON THEME LETS GOOO wait on that note would you prefer to write something for a fav or not or are there any characters you aren’t as inclined to write for atm because if so I’ll keep it in mind while deciding because I’m indecisive so (imagine I say Isagi /j I wouldn’t prefer that anyways) good thing I’m in my chronically online hours rn and saw this

- KARASU ANON that wasn’t supposed to be all caps but I’m too lazy to fix it now oops

HELPPPP THE NOT THE THEME SONG (AIKU'S VERSION) SDLKFJHSLDKJ i'm crying omg there needs to be an aiku spinoff that's just him and his arbok spreading rizz and pokémon knowledge HAHAHA

LMAOO besides arcanine whimsicott and reuniclus i feel like nagi's team is kinda irrelevant in terms of our discussions...goodra does get mentions every now and again plus it's SO nagi that i remember that one but rip clefable and snorlax forever second place HAHA that's the exact vibe i was imagining or like reader throws out her gyarados in a battle so nagi whips out snorlax for some reason and snorlax is just sleeping meanwhile nagi's like "BRO IT'S Y/N WE HAVE TO LOCK IN" but snorlax does NOT gaf FKLJHKLSF

all of the foreign/professional players knowing one another is so fun tbh reader in that au definitely would team up with charles to bully kaiser when they play bm so he def fits!! or imagine rin has to get internet culture lessons from shidou and charles so he can keep up with reader's references but he's so unenthusiastic about it so he brings zero energy to the table (his first choice in tutors was karasu but he can't ask karasu for help because karasu's his biggest opp since reader likes him/is friends with him)

KARASU HAS INSANE BEEF WITH EVERYONE IN THE CORE FOUR i actually can't decide why he'd have beef with tullia because she's...not unproblematic necessarily but too focused on bullying otoya to do anything to karasu HAHAH maybe he has beef with her because she beat him in a battle when they first met (four baby birds vs a fully grown lanturn is not a great combo) and he never gets over it (it's mostly like a joke grudge he holds ofc but he would be the one)

no because i've been thinking about barou x yayoi (baroi?? shoyoi?? i'd say barasu but that could get confusing as a ship name because of tabito)...they kind of give mrs l/n x toji vibes from pomegranate ink but opposite!! okay but yk how we have reader and co and it's reader + tullia + karasu + otoya well imagine barou's group was himself, yayoi (who had to do on field training before her parents gave her the gym), isagi, and then aiku occasionally dropping in (aiku serving more of a manshine trio vibe than anything tbh) KLSJFDS the angst there goes INSANE okay wait lowkey isagi and yayoi reunion could go crazy maybe they haven't spoken since barou left because they don't know what to say to each other and isagi's avoiding her because barou told him about his illness but not yayoi and the guilt of that is crushing to isagi (love triangle dare i say?? yayosagi canon because barou's gone??????)

yess he has a talonflame w flame body that's actually where i got the idea of him and the birds looking after (NOT cooking) the eggs!! honestly i think it would be cute too like after beating yayoi and getting her badge as well as being at reader's side when she takes down team x he realizes he doesn't NEED to prove anything to anyone ykwim?? like as long as he's happy it's okay if people consider his existence "mediocre" (because i'm sure people would find it crazy that he goes to be a daycare worker/owner when he could very easily be a league official) because nothing lese really matters...character growth/development we love to see it

HAHAH no there's no specific meme unfortunately but the doofenshmirtz cracked me up so ofc i had to share (lowkey i can imagine otoya in that fit SDJFHSDL)

no because reo calls bachira a banged freak those two are BOTH evil reo is just more outwardly nice so nobody knows what insults he has brewing in him LMAOOO omg isagi is like one of the shortest in bllk besides kurona and kiyora so ig calling him shorty isn't necessarily off the mark (chigiri's a little taller than him but that one low quality panel of the manshine trio where chigiri looks tiny next to reo and nagi cracks me up HAHA)...nah because if i ever got to compare hand sizes with karasu or barou i would BUST i feel like barou wouldn't even understand what it so he's just like "uh ok" if you ask but you KNOW karasu is 100% aware of it he'd be so smug too LMAOOO once again in the words of isagi "this guy...is a villain!" or wtvr he said

MIRAVERSE MULTIVERSE IS REAL wait kalos doesn't have beautifly (they have butterfree) imagine the beautifly when they were kids was just one of yayoi's many gym pokémon that happened to be out and about BUT once he gets the safari zone hiori puts in a special request to have beautifly placed there because of that specific meeting SLDFKJD too many possibilities fr

THE SAE ONE HAD ME CACKLING THE WAY HE PASSES CHIGIRI TOO truly the sae the world needs...the tabieita one was so silly but so them HAHA sadly i am typing this from my laptop (hence the zero emojis too) so no tik tok this time around but next time trust i will lock in (call me nagi battling reader fr) and send smth!!

PLS i always throw in either an LMAOO or a HAHAH or a key smash to break up my trains of thought or the classic...or the !! and ?? because i feel like normal punctuation makes it feel sm more formal like a business professional email or smth when we're literally just besties giggling and chatting yk

I'M CRYING THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT i was like didn't i show you the drafts of earlier chapters did you think i just pulled those out of my ass??? haven't you seen my masterlist before?? but anyways i get what you were saying now HAHA

no because i have this vivid vision of isagi snapping and going full on-field on reader and she gets upset/starts crying (bonus points if karasu pulls up to comfort her #notthestepbrotherbutthebrotherthatsteppedup) and he immediately feels so bad that he starts apologizing but he just knows barou wouldn't have lost his temper in that situation (barou especially pursuit barou strikes me as someone who gets irritated super quickly but rarely if ever GENUINELY angry) and he already has a complex because he could never beat noel noa hence why he's an elite four candidate whereas barou was supposed to be the next champion so he's basically isagi but better (throw in some yayoi picking barou over him [not that isagi ever confessed he just assumed yayoi would want barou so he didn't say anything and surprise she ended up going for barou]) and yet isagi's the one who's left and barou's gone

PLS not the main six that's literally reader and co + manshine trio (otoya is spike the dragon) truly though barou's death/disappearance leads to so so much happening like it's insane how that one event changed the entire government...mr mikage and the government would've gotten away with their nonsense for much longer if barou literally just didn't leave for his journey or told his family he was ill and came home for his final days SLKDFJLSH ofc they still would've been exposed by the mutiny plot that the gym leaders and elite four members made but considering that plan wasn't meant to be executed for a WHILE who knows if it actually would've been effective or if they would've just murked noel noa and threatened the others into submission

KARASU BFB TAKE OVER REAL AND TRUE and okayy that's good HAHA sometimes i end up liking a character after i write for them too which is another can of worms (like kiyora i barely cared about him besides acknowledging that he was pretty pre-wicked game but now i fw him!! he's not a top top fav but he's cool)

LMAOO BRO YOU CAN'T STUDY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH TYPES ARE WHICH TROPE YET HAHAHAHA and no i don't really have a preference for any character!! whatever strikes your fancy...almost hoping someone requests isagi so i can redeem myself and actually write something long for him /hj...i'm limiting the slots to twelve (two full teams) this time because i want to have time to be able to write pursuit and the oaeu and the other requests i still have to do (EEK) but i have no idea who if anyone will actually join so don't stress too much about getting in on time i'll make sure you get a spot (imagine that one drake audio that's like "don't worry...daddy's home") just make sure to send the request in a separate ask so i can respond to it w just the story hehe...anyways i fell asleep instead of posting the completed event so i will be finishing up the post and getting it out now hopefully!!

[lostaurorax]

where’d all the time go?

summary | you celebrate wyatt’s first birthday!!!! :(

pairing | dad!fezco x mom!reader

warnings | not spell checked sry </3, idk

a/n | hi my darlings!!!! this was requested by a lovely anon and i hope whoever they are enjoy it along with everyone else!!!! i haven’t watched ep6 so im gonna do that rn!!! but i hope you enjoy! send in requests and let me know what you think! i love you! stay safe <33 ☺️☺️

༄ ‧₊˚ euphoria masterlist | series masterlist

you couldn’t believe it had been a whole year since you had your baby boy. you and fez watched him grow. watched him take his first steps. say his first words. eat food. smile. laugh and so many other things in this short year.

‘where had all the time gone?’ you thought to yourself as the were interrupted by wyatt attempting to walk toward you on the bed with a smile on his face.

“hi my baby!happy birthday!!!” you said grabbing him before he fell and kissing his face all over making him belly laugh.

“mama!” he babbled putting a smile on your face immediately

“yes i’m mama! and you’re wyatt” you said pointing to him

“i wy!” he said pointing to himself confidently

“yes good job! now let’s go find daddy!” you dias getting out of bed

walking to the kitchen you could already smell the pancakes and bacon instantly making wyatt smile.

“bacon and pancake daddy?” wyatt said to fez as you walked into the kitchen

“yeah little man! only for my birthday boy!” he said ruffling his orange curls on his head and kissing his forehead as wyatt laughed

“and good morning to you to ma.” he said connecting your lips which didn’t last long before wyatt pushed fez away

“no my mama.” he said with a pout on his face.

“we can’t share?” fez said pretending to be hurt by his words

“no no!” wyatt said hugging your neck as you laughed

“sorry birthday boy makes the rules!” you said winking at fez as he just smiled at you too.

“cmon let’s eat! i’m starvin’!” fez said going to wake ash up as you and wyatt sat down at the table.

“good mornin’ ash!” you said as ash walked into the kitchen sitting across from you

“morning y/n! happy birthday wy!!!” he said leaning forward and giving him a fist bump which he had taught him how to do.

“god i can’t believe he’s one already. i feel like it was just yesterday that fez woke me up to you screaming at us like you were dying or sum…” ash said as he shoved a piece of bacon in his mouth.

“to be fair it felt like i was dying so…it was reasonable for me to be doing!” you said scoffing at him and turning to smile at wy which he smiled back.

“aight! my bad!” ash said in defense putting his hands up making you laugh

“all done!” wyatt said wiping his hands on the napkin in front of him

“you all done lil’ man?” fez said from his left side

“all done dada!” wyatt said smiling at him

“okay bubba let’s go get ready for your party!” you said picking wyatt from his baby chair and taking him to get bathed and dressed.

you dressed wyatt in a cute and had ash watch him for a few minutes so you and fez could get ready cause you knew you could trust ash with your life.

“you all ready ma?” fez asked walking your behind you and placing his arms around your waist resting his chin on your shoulder.

��yeah i just can’t believe our baby is one!” you said looking at him through the mirror as tears filled your eyes

“aw don’t cry ma! shii..” he said turning you around to face him so he could hug you.

“he’s just growing too fast! i miss when he was tiny.” you said pulling back so you could look at fez

“baby he’s still little! he’s only one before you know it he’s gonna be in college!” he said nervously smiling knowing that was probably the wrong thing to say.

“college?!?! god i can’t even think about that!” you said burying your head into his chest.

“i’m sorry baby let’s just-” fez was saying before the bathroom door flew open yiu two being met with ash holding wyatt in the baby carrier which was strapped to his chest.

“guys we’re gonna be late let’s-” he said as she walked in before he looked at you and saw your current state

“you okay y/n??” he said concern immediately taking over his face.

“yeah i’m fine ash. let’s go!” you said chuckling at the sight in front of you fez doing the same as he never would’ve thought he’d see the day his tough little brother was holding his son like he was some soccer mom or something.

“you look cute by the way.” you said smirking at ash and kissing his head teasing him.

“shut up y/n.” he said smiling as he grabbed wyatt’s baby bag throwing it over his shoulder.

“you’re a good uncle bro!” fez said as he laughed locking the door behind you two.

“yeah i know you don’t need to remind me! “ he said as you laughed taking wy out of the carrier and placing him in his car seat as ash took the carrier off and got into his seat.

the drive to the hall you had rented didn’t take long. 15 minutes tops. when you pulled into a park you saw a few of your friends getting their too.

“oh my gosh there’s my nephew!!!!! happy birthday wy!!!” maddy said her heels clicking on the pavement as she came over to you as you took wyatt out of his seat

“hi mads! thank you for coming!” you said as she kissed your cheek.

“oh please anything for you two!” she said as you passed her wyatt so you could get everything else out of the car but when you turned around ash and fez had already grabbed everything.

“thank you boys!!” you said smiling at them as they nodded and smiled back.

“anything for you ma.” fez said kissing your lips as he placed his hand around your waist and you all walked inside maddy ash and wyatt in front of you.

“oh my gosh!!” you said as you walked into the hall wyatt’s party was being held in. wyatt had an obsession with bears so you guys threw him a bear birthday party.

“mama bear!” he said looking back at you from where maddy was holding him.

“yes baby bears! do you like it?” you asked him with a smile on your face

“mhm!” he hummed smiling at you

“damn y/n i’m gonna have you throw me a birthday party next year.” ash said placing down the baby bag

“shi me too. this is fire ma.” fez said smirking over at you

“thank you baby.” you said kissing his cheek

“now let’s party!!!” maddy said making wyatt laugh in her arms

everyone had arrived and the party was in suite. wyatt was laughing and smiling the entire time. wyatt had gotten so many gifts you didn’t know where you were gonna fit all of them. you couldn’t even count how many times you had cried. watching him grow up was tough. it was around 6 and everyone was starting to go home.

“you ready ma?” fez asked walking up to you as you were saying bye to maddy and rue as he held a sleeping wyatt in his arms.

“yeah babe. where’s ash?” you said tiredly looking around

“he’s already out of by car cmon baby.” he said letting your lean your head against his shoulder opposite of the one wyatt’s head was rested on.

fez lead you to the car guiding you into the passenger seat before putting wyatt carefully into his seat.

“she sleep?” ash said when fez got into the car

“yeah why?” fez said starting the car and looking at him through the mirror.

“nah just wanted to tell you that you got lucky as shit bro. you better not even fuck this shit up. cause if you do i’ll move in with y/n and leave your ass on the street.” ash said leaning back in his seat and checking on wyatt

“nah bro this is the woman i’m gonna marry,ain’t gotta worry bout nun.” he said placing his hand on your thigh as he smiled at you.

“good cause i don’t wanna lose her or wy,ever.” ash said looking at fez in the mirror.

“you ain’t got nothing to worry about then.” he said looking back at him

when you got home ash took wyatt out of his seat as fez held you bridal side to his chest and carried you inside putting you into bed.

once he laid you down he checked on ash and wyatt and saw that ash had already put him to bed.

“thanks bro. now go get some sleep.” he said giving him a hug

“ight goodnight bro. tell y/n i said goodnight too.” he said walking to his room.

“yeah i will.” he said as he checked on wyatt before turning on his white noise machine and going into your shared bedroom.

he walked into your bathroom grabbing a few makeup wipes and walked out sitting beside you and carefully wiping your makeup off of your face.

“mm thank you baby.” you said groggily as he got up to throw the wipes away

“don’t worry about it ma.” he said taking his shirt off and getting into bed beside you. his arms immediately going around your waist.

“i love you. thanks for giving me wyatt and being so good to ash and me.” he said kissing your forehead

“mm don’t worry about it baby.” you said copying him as he laughed at you

“fez.” you said as you were slowly falling asleep.

“yeah baby?” he said doing the same

“wanna have another baby?” you said sleepily

“fuck yeah i do!” he said fully awake now as he looked down at your sleeping frame and smiled.

god he loved you.

[angelst4re]

threat you better part 3 rn ash im begging

of course!! <33

Treat You Better (part 3)- Jamie Campbell Bower x Milf!Reader

୨♡୧ summary: your new boyfriend moves in and discovers something in your wardrobe...

୨♡୧ warnings: smut! please don't read if you feel uncomfortable my love!

୨♡୧ note: i was listening to lana whilst writing this <3 also do you want a part 4?? i have a few ideas already and it will just be pure fluff!!

“Please, y/n, we can make it work! I promise I’ll start putting more effort-”

“Save it, Rob!” You shouted at your husband, stuffing his belongings into cardboard boxes, “I’ve been unhappy ever since Max was born and you haven’t even thought to say anything. You haven’t even slept in the same bed as me since then! I’m not giving you another chance. You’re lucky I even took you back after you cheated on me!” 

“Look, I’ll change, okay! If that’s what you want me to do!” 

You sigh, turning around to face the man. 

“What I want you to do… is to leave. Go to your parents’ house or something for now, we’ll discuss our divorce later.”

Your husband frowned, reaching into the wardrobe to pull out his suitcase he took on his business trip and began to fill it with his clothes. 

—————————♡—————————

“Jamie, you don’t think we’re moving too fast, do you?” You ask, helping him bring boxes into the house from his car- of course he made you take the lighter ones, worrying that at two months pregnant heavy-lifting will be harmful. 

“You ask that whilst you’re pregnant with my child?” He chuckles, “I don’t think so. Unless you think maybe this is… wrong?” 

“No! Of course not! I think I’m just thinking about Rob again, I guess I’ll be doing that for a while.” You set the box down by the stairs, as it was labelled ‘bedroom’. 

“Of course you will, darling. You were married to him for… years! You can’t expect to have moved on in a matter of weeks.” Said Jamie as he put a bigger box beside yours, before taking your hand in his. “Whilst he has the kids, he’s happy, okay? He’s not lonely right now- and neither are you! There’s nothing to worry about.” He gave you a gentle smile, lifting your hand to his mouth and placing a kiss on your knuckles.

He was right, it ended as well as it could have done. And you were finally happy with Jamie, so you couldn’t ask for anything more. 

As Jamie left to collect another box from his car, you stopped. You were already out of breath from walking up and down the steps by the porch. How many more boxes were there?

“Do the kids know?” Jamie asked, another cardboard box in his arms. 

“Know about what?” 

“About me, about us? The baby?” 

“Not yet, but they get back home tomorrow as they have school on Monday. I was thinking about telling them then, when you’re here.” You smile to yourself at the thought of no longer having to sneak around with Jamie, you could finally be together, live together, hold hands as you walked down the street. 

“I’m down for that,” he grinned, “they seem to love me anyway!” 

“They do,” you chuckle, “Leah doesn’t shut up about your tattoos, she thinks they’re ‘so cool!’, and she isn’t wrong…”

“Really? Well I’m glad to be down with the kids in this day and age! I thought my time had passed-”

“Jamie!”

“What?” 

“There’s a box here labelled ‘kids’, you haven’t-”

“Oh yeah! That’s full of some of mine and Sam’s old toys from when we were kids! I kept them for when I have kids of my own. Teddys and cars and… there’s so much in there. I thought maybe Max and Leah would like them- and the baby, when it’s old enough.” He spoke with such love and thoughtfulness you had almost shed a tear. You were truly in love with him. 

—————————♡—————————

After spending all morning and most of the afternoon sorting through the boxes downstairs, Jamie had now moved on to unpacking the boxes upstairs. You helped when you could, of course. Like right now, you were helping him put his clothes away. 

“Shit, we’ve run out of hangers- it’s okay there’s quite a few spares in Leah’s room!” You climb over the boxes to your bedroom door and walk down the hallway to Leah’s room in search of the clothes hangers. 

You looked in her closet, searched the floor and then found them sitting on her chair on top of the pile of clothes she had chosen to get rid of. You pick the coat hangers up and turn around, heading back to your room. 

“Y/n, darling, come here…” Jamie says just as you approach your bedroom door. 

You furrowed your eyebrows, wondering what he could have found. You opened the door, putting the coat hangers down on your drawers and turning to Jamie to see what was up. 

Shit. 

“What on earth could this be?” He smirked, holding up the wand vibrator you had hidden in your closet. Suddenly, you were aware of your heartbeat and your tummy was doing backflips, he was holding it up so smugly, knowing damn well what it was and what you use it for. “You poor girl, I thought that dildo of yours would be satisfying enough, but clearly not,” he begins to come closer to you, throwing the vibrator onto the bed as he places his hand on your cheek, “it’s okay now, love. You’ve got me. Although, I wouldn’t mind buying you a few more toys, make you put on a show for me.” 

The thought alone of using your toys in front of Jamie had your pussy clenching around nothing, sure he had used your dildo on you before but that was him, not you. 

You swallow hard before trailing his hand to the back of his neck, pulling him into a kiss as his hands lowered to your waist, holding your body against his. The kiss soon became heated and full of need, as his hands began pulling your shorts down along with your panties before lifting you by the thighs, and placing you on the bed. You groaned as you felt the clothed bulge between his thighs pressing into your heat, you began to move your hips, trying to create any kind of friction on your clit. 

Jamie’s hands came down to your hips to hold them in place, chuckling into the skin of your neck as you whined in frustration. Suddenly, he had pushed himself off of you, giving you time to take your (his) oversized t-shirt off, revealing to him that you had not been wearing a bra all day. 

When he returned to the bed, he had the vibrator in his hand, pressing the buttons on it to see the different speeds and patterns. He gave you a devilish grin as he turned it off and spread your legs, allowing him to kneel between them. 

“You wanna show me how this works, darling?” He asks, handing it over to you. You bite down on your bottom lip and nod your head. 

You place it between your thighs, and press the button down to turn it on. You gasp at the sensation, you had forgotten how lovely this feels and it left Jamie practically drooling over the sight of you pleasuring yourself. You turned the speed up and let out a pornographic moan your eyes screwing shut as your breathing got heavier, the vibrations on your clit felt delicious. Jamie took in your facial expressions, feeling an urge to slip a finger into you to add to your pleasure. 

“Fuck.” You groaned, throwing your head back against the headboard as you moved the vibrator up and down a little, before pressing it into your clit again. You felt your cunt pulse around nothing, if only he would-

Suddenly, you felt as one of Jamie’s fingers prodded your entrance, teasing around the dripping hole before pushing the tip of his finger in and pulling it back out again. Your hips bucked as his entire finger slipped in and curled up into the delicious spot only he could find. 

“You’re fucking soaked, baby.” He said, almost in a growl. His eyes were blown out in lust as he pumped his finger in and out of you, “you close?” 

“Hmm.” You nodded your head, too afraid of screaming in pleasure if you opened your mouth to speak. All the pleasure was becoming too much too quick, and as you felt your muscles begin to relax before hitting your high- “Jamie!” Your head shot up as he had ripped the vibrator from your grasp, taking it away from your clit. 

“You just looked so wonderful like this, love. I thought why should I let you cum so soon when I can enjoy watching this for a little longer, what do you think?”

“Fuck you,” you whine, throwing your back in annoyance. 

“Cursing at me isn’t going to get you what you want, y’know. But since I’m in charge…”

He pressed it back against you, turning the setting up to the most intense speed. You had never gotten up to this one before, and now you see why. 

Jamie held you down just below your belly, and the pleasure ran through your entire body like electricity, sending a shiver down your spine. You were back to clenching around nothing, you thought about asking Jamie to get your dildo back out again, but your mind was too clouded by the pleasure to even form a sentence. 

As you were about to cum again, Jamie took the vibrator away again. You whimpered at the loss of the wonderful sensation, a single tear slipping from your eye. Jamie’s thumb wiped it off and placed a kiss on your cheek. 

“I’m sorry, baby. That’s it now, okay? I’ll let you cum for me this time.” He tells you. 

Then you feel the vibrator come back to your heat, sliding it up and down, collecting your arousal onto it before turning it back on and switching the speed back to the highest intensity. 

“Shit, shit, shit…” you whimper, breathless. 

“Shh,” he hushes you, stroking your belly. “Cum for me, let go, darling.” 

And it only took you a matter of seconds for the pleasure to flood your body and brain again, your legs trembling as he sent you over the edge, keeping the vibrator pressed against you as he worked you through your high. 

When he finally switched the vibrator off, you were left gasping for breath, your thighs pressing against each other as Jamie went to the bathroom to get a cloth to clean you up with. 

“Holy shit,” you sigh, finally sitting up, “thank you.” 

“For what, darling?” He asks as he returns with the warm, damp cloth, spreading your legs again as he wipes down your messy cunt, being careful not to catch your sensitive nub. 

“I felt so… dirty when I would even just touch myself with my fingers when I was with him. I feel like I don’t have to hide or be so secretive with it now. It’s like you set me free!” You giggle, flopping back down onto your bed. 

Jamie also cleans up the vibrator a little before putting it back where he found it and throwing one of his tops over to you from the wardrobe. He smiled as he lay down beside you, letting out a big sigh as he slid an arm behind you and pulled you to his chest. “You don’t have to hide anything from me, my love.”

[waspenned]

scenes from an italian restaurant • part four • peter parker

you’re not entirely sure if peter got you under that stupid mistletoe on purpose, but you’re certain that you’re going to make his life a living hell over it. • 3k

warnings: swearing, smoking, me being cringe trying to write an argument that isn't ridiculous, unbetaedness

now playing: vienna by billy joel

part one / previous / next

a/n: TOLD U THAT U WOULDNT HAVE TO WAIT TOO LONG LMAOOOO anyway have this im not the most happy w it but im busy asf uni is absolutely beating me up rn I got projects coming out of my ass and I still need to dress cute so ANYWAY u can join my taglist if u want a wee message from me when I upload :) enjoy besties

It’s easier to breathe when you’re out on the back step, the cigarette smouldering away in your hand. This was better, more familiar. You knew Smoking Area Peter better than Holiday Party Peter, Smoking Area Peter was familiar, and didn’t do weird shit like saying you look pretty and smiling cannolis and mistletoe ambushes. You’ve been here for about five minutes now in comfortable, safe silence - just you, Peter, and the softly falling snow forming a white fuzz over the paving stones.

 He only moves to tip ash from his cig, and to chew at the inside of his cheeks, his head cocked away from you and watching the embers burn tiny holes in the snow. The city roars on, sirens wailing in the distance, and the subway churning beneath you. Your stomach is twisting in a similar way, kneading and ripping itself to pieces.

Part of you suspects he stood under the ‘mistletoe’ on purpose and is furious about it for some reason, and another, smaller part of you, buried under a pile of loose memories hopes he did. It’s gross, what had you become? You flick ash into the rooster ashtray, imaging that you’re flicking Peter off of you instead, and that when you next look over your shoulder, him and his fake clump of mistletoe and pretty hair will have vanished. It doesn’t work, because the real Peter nudges you with his shoulder, and jostles you back to the unfortunate reality of the situation.

The December air is bitterly cold, and you’re stuffed into your winter coats, noses red and frozen to the touch. Peter brought some stupid scarf - truly, it’s hideous - and it’s wrapped around the two of you, shielding your cheeks from the snow.

He’s still looking at you, you feel the weight of it on your cheek, then your eyes, then your lips. When you glance at him to see what he’s doing, he’s drawn closer to you, the heat of him warming you through the thick puffer coats. You just look in silence, scanning each other’s faces, feeling them out. He’s different this close; there are freckles across his nose and up to his temples, a scar under his lip like it had been split, a slight bump in his nose where it had been broken - he’d told you the story of it a few weeks ago, you think. He’s looking you over with a similar amount of care, and part of you thinks he wouldn’t be too out of place with a cartoonishly large magnifying glass.

Did he get you under the mistletoe on purpose? It’s really bothering you. It tastes sour in your mouth, all vertigoed and spun-up, and you feel like you’ve been betrayed. Why would he do that when he knows you’re so private? It doesn’t make sense, he’s usually so inconsiderate but the whole thing has really rubbed you the wrong way - though you can’t quite put your finger on why. You want to scream. You shouldn’t be doing this couple-y shit with him. He was a coworker, not your boyfriend - barely a friend, at that - and here he was sharing a scarf with you. Like it was nothing to him, even though it was everything to you.

Perhaps you stub your cigarette out too aggressively because he’s looking at you again, watching you smudge the tip on the paving stones and dousing the butt of it in the light smattering of snow that clumps in the weeds. His breath comes out in thick, white puffs as he laughs.

“I think it’s out.”

“Yeah, thanks for the help, dude.” You reply a little too sharply, and he looks almost hurt, jumping back. It’s strange, you’re not sure why you’re pissed at him - he hasn’t done anything wrong from an outside perspective - but you’re angry at him. It feels like he doesn’t get it, like he doesn’t get you, and the idea of him not caring about you feels like the shattering of glass in your chest, reverberating through you. Maybe you can have a little crazy, as a treat; maybe you should lash out at him. You want to.

“You good?” He asks, semi-casually, like this is all just fun and games, and you snap.

“You think I’m pretty? Pretty, Parker? Really?” You’re spitting at him, suddenly, whatever embers of anger that were burning away in your chest being stoked into a fire, going up in an instant and charring your sternum. Peter’s blinking at you, surprised, and watching you unwrap yourself from his scarf.

“What? Where’s this coming from?” He’s all frowns, confused and thrown into the deep end, but you’re already too far in to pump the breaks, mind racing ahead as he fumbles with the now-loose ends of his scarf. “I was just trying to be nice, I’m sorry if-“

“Well, stop trying, cos it’s not gonna get you anywhere.” It’s running away from you now, like a freight train, the anger shooting through your body. Nice, nice, trying to be nice; it’s insane but you hate how comfortable he is, how happy, and now he has the audacity to try and make your life nicer. There’s a sour taste rising on your tongue, frustration that you let him get this close, and that you didn’t push him away earlier. If you’d cut him off sooner, it wouldn’t hurt as much to do it now. “I’m not your friend, dude.”

“You really don’t like me that much?” You can see it in his eyes, how he’s teetering on the verge of heartbreak, and it kills you. You want to shake him, yell, anything to get him to be angry at you, but he keeps quiet. He says your name, softly, like he would scare you away, and the tone of it makes you want to cry. “I really don’t know where this is coming from, I thought you were joking.”

“I can’t stand you.” The buzzing in your head swarms you, thickening the lies that you force through your teeth, viscous and sticking to your skin. “You’re nice, you’re happy - everything’s going just great for you, isn’t it?”

Peter’s frown intensifies, and he’s suddenly up, snow tangled in his hair and eyelashes, cupping his reddened cheeks in its hands. He takes a few steps towards you, and you instinctively shuffle back, slipping a little on the snow. Peter steadies you, and you tear yourself out of his grasp, his touch burning like poison. This is what you wanted, he’s upset now, but he still doesn’t rise to your level; not quite yelling back, because of course he won’t, but it’s certainly the loudest you’ve heard him. You want to keep pushing, make him finally break, so he’ll leave you alone.

“Well, hold on, you don’t know anything about my life, and you refuse to learn!” His words hurt, but his expression hurts more; not anger but something far worse. There’s genuine upset on his face, not far from frustrated tears, and you suddenly feel like you’ve committed some sort of heinous crime. “You can’t just assume shit about me, you barely know me!”

“Yeah, and you don’t know me either, man!”

“Because you won’t let me, you can’t blame me for that!”

“Sorry, I want to keep my life private.” You won’t listen, you won’t, you’ll block your ears up and close your eyes, and maybe then Peter will stop invading your every thought. This is your fault, one hundred per cent, and you know you’re being unreasonable, but you can’t get yourself to stop. You want to hate him more than anything, but it seems he’s refusing to go without a fight; even now he keeps trying to reach out to you, hands twitching at his sides, and you’re pushing him away. “This is a job, not a hang-out spot.”

“I’m sorry, I thought we were friends!”

“Well, we’re not.” Every single word you say, every movement you dare to make, produces some sort of pained reaction from him - an arrow struck into him by your own hands, like you’re some sick, evil Cupid. It’s killing you both, slowly, and you half expect him to start bleeding, staining the snow beneath you red. “We don’t know each other’s numbers, or addresses, or life stories, or secrets, or any of that crap. We’ve never even seen each other outside of the diner; we’re not friends, we work together and that’s it.”

It’s the truth. There are odd things you know, things he’s mentioned that you’ve picked up on - his favourite flavour of ice cream, how he likes his coffee, his major at college - but nothing to build an actual friendship off of. You know nearly nothing about this man, and he knows nearly nothing about you, but Peter is looking at you like you’ve just gutted him.

“There’s no need to yell at me about it.” His voice is small, wavering, nearly cracking, and it eats away at you, sitting in your throat in a knot. You can see his brain whirring away, turning cogs like always, trying to put the pieces together, trying to understand how you feel because of course he is, he’s Peter fucking Parker.

“It’s frustrating, dude, you do all this intimate shit - you call me pretty, and share a scarf with me, and save my life-“

“I’m sorry, what else was I supposed to do?”

“You avoid me for so long, and then all of a sudden you make me a special cannoli like nothing’s happened, and get me under mistletoe, and-“

“I didn’t do it on purpose!”

You hate that. You wanted it to be real, you can admit that now that the possibility of him wanting to kiss you has been robbed from you. If you could go back, you would do it, kiss him over and over and over until he got sick of you, and you can’t stand the fact that it’s taken you this long to accept that you like him like him. So you challenge him, pressing, your veins burning.

“Really, Peter, you just happened to not notice it was there?” That seems to do it, because he’s whirling to you, and there’s a brief flash of something hard and angry in his eyes.

“Yes! Because I wouldn’t kiss you in front of all our coworkers!” You don’t have time to think properly, because there’s the sweet spice of Campari in your blood, and your body is running entirely on instinct, words spitting themselves from you like sparks from a flint before you can process them.

“Oh, but you’d kiss me if we were alone?!”

“I’d want to!”

Even the city seems to fall silent, the whir of traffic falling to a whispered murmur, the snow thickening the footsteps, your breath stolen from you with three little words. He’s closer now than he’s ever been, you think, his features laid out before you like a painting on an easel, but his eyes are frantic, searching yours for something you’re not sure if you want him to find. And your hands are deciding that the only way to get him to stop looking is to grab that ugly scarf, tug him closer.

And you kiss him.

There are a few precious moments, where all you can sense is the feeling of his lips on yours, and then the sound comes back to Manhattan. There’s something powerful and desperate in the way you move against each other, his back falling against the wall and you pin him there, relishing in the small noise that you draw from the back of his throat. God, he’s pretty, how could you possibly have denied it this long? You think you'd be happy never leaving this moment, feeling the drum of his heartbeat, the swell of his breathing.

He kisses you back like he’s drinking you in, hands grabbing and pulling you closer, even though you’re touching every inch of him. There’s his fingers on your hips, then flitting to the back of your head, the other fisted in your coat, getting as much of your body against his that he can manage. He’s sewing himself into you, you think, the way his lips move on yours, like there’s nothing else he could possibly want in the world.

After an eternity, it’s over, the rage sapped from you and replaced by something far worse; the nausea of realising you’re gonna have to deal with consequences. You draw away from each other, slowly, panting with the passion of it, barely able to look each other in the eye. It’s almost grossly cliche, the pressing together of foreheads, the exhale of not-quite-regret but not-quite-pride either, more something akin to relief. When you finally build up the nerve to look at each other, you both cringe, stiff as boards, waiting for the other to say something, anything. A year passes.

“So.” Peter begins.

“So.” You echo, and you realise you can feel the cold again, biting at your cheeks. Then a few more agonising seconds of awkward silence, backlit by the party raging on inside. “Do we, uh, need to like… talk about that?”

“I’d prefer not to.”

“Me neither.”

“But we probably should.”

“We should.”

There’s another beat, accompanied by nervous, shaking laughter from the both of you. Then, Peter says your name, and you take a breath to gather the courage to look at him.

“Listen, I know you don’t want to mix work and your personal life.”

“I don’t.” You’re shaking your head and Peter tries to put his hands on your arms, attempting comfort, before he jerks away, putting distance between the two of you. Already, you miss him.

“I also don’t think it’s the best idea.” He looks oddly vulnerable, you’ve never really talked this intimately before, where there’s no jokes or teasing, just being open with each other. It’s as uncomfortable as you imagined it would be, but there’s no urge to flee. Like you’re safe with him. It’s weird. “I have… reasons to not want to get involved with anyone right now.”

“We have complicated lives, let’s keep it simple and say it was just a kiss. An accident.” It pains you as much to say it as it pains Peter to hear it, though he tries to hide it on his face. It wasn’t just a kiss, it had dredged up feelings from you that you hadn’t felt in years, but how could you possibly go back to work, back to seeing him only a few times a week if it was more than that? Across from you, Peter’s nodding reluctantly.

“It was just a kiss.” There, he’s cemented it now; set in stone for all of eternity, only spoken about between the two of you like some shameful secret. You should be ashamed really, you just lashed out at the guy for having the nerve to enjoy his job instead of joining you in your bitterness parade, only to have him up against the wall not a minute later. He hesitates for a moment, stuffing his hands in his pockets against the chill. “We’re friends, though?”

Weirdly, you don’t have to think before you answer.

“We’re getting there.” The smile that he gives in return is worth all of it, though; you don’t know how you ever thought you’d be fine with never seeing it again - motherfucker smiles like the sun came out for the first time, it was insane. “I don’t want things to be awkward.”

“Then they won’t be. It’ll be just like normal, like nothing happened.” If Peter can say it like it’s a sure thing, then you’re sold on it too - is this what trust is? Holy shit, you’ve been missing out. You realise, with horror, that you’re smiling back at him as he pushes the snow around with the toe of his shoe, drawing patterns. “Believe me, I want to keep this job, it’s way funner than my other one.”

“You have another job?”

“Kinda- see, this is why we need to talk more!”

“Alright, don’t rub it in.” You’re laughing, you just had the most intense kiss of your life and now you’re giggling away like an idiot - what’s next, twirling your hair and kicking your feet at the counter? You’re insufferable.

“How about we ask each other one question? Baby steps.”

“And you won’t lie? Like about your name tag?”

“We have to tell the truth. Promise?”

“Okay, I promise.” It’s good now, you can breathe again, like things are starting to feel back to normal as you lock pinkies and spit into the snow. He’s all excited and giddy, and it’s infecting you, the two of you sharing breathless, shy laughter.

“Me first - who got you this stupid ass scarf?” It really is a hideous thing, a horrid vomit of colours and an awful texture, like it had been washed in needles. Peter chuckles softly, something melting in his expression as he fidgets with the ends of it, fingers raw with the cold. The knit is fraying at the edges, the wool sticking out in odd directions, and there was a faint aroma of old cologne impacted into the fibres, mixing with the melting snowflakes.

“My Uncle Ben.” He says, like it’s a special secret, like it’s some precious pearl he’s presenting to you from an oyster. It makes it feel like you’re opening a Christmas present, as if this reveal of an uncle was the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to you.

“Well, you tell your Uncle Ben that he needs to get you a cuter scarf.” It takes a millisecond, but he laughs, the sound of it warming you through and ringing your bones. It’s softer, but it’s like syrup, like treacle, like Campari at Christmas. You brace, taking a deep breath, and outstretching your arms. “My turn.”

Peter thinks about it for a moment, and the world sludges by as he seemingly runs through a list of questions he wants to ask.

“Why do you keep work separate from the rest of your life?” Goddamn, that’s a doozy; you’d think he’d keep things simple and start out with an easy one, but apparently not. You’re fumbling for an answer almost instantly.

“It’s just- it’s complicated. There was all that shit with the fire, and, uh…” This whole ‘no lying’ thing was the biggest mistake you’ve ever made - bigger than making out with your coworker against the gross wall in the back alley, for sure. You feel like you’re up on your haunches again, fighting the urge to just start running, but you manage to find a happy balance between truth and comfort. “I like my free time being free, that’s all.”

“That’s it?” He’s raising an eyebrow at you, like he doesn’t believe you, and he really shouldn’t; you’ve not entirely given him many reasons to.

“No follow-up questions.” You’re back in this comfort zone again, of snapping at him and making jokes, and it’s a fight to get yourself to tone it down.“You can get one a day, and that’s it.”

“Oh, how generous.” He rolls his eyes, and you’re smiling again, like some silly schoolkid who just got vaguely acknowledged by their crush. It’s disgusting. “You’re mean as hell, sometimes.”

He’s right, you’ve basically spent the last couple of months working with him teasing him and trying to get him to hate your job as much as you do. Your smile falters, and you try not to hate how good-hearted he is, on top of everything else; you suppose he just highlights your own insecurities

“Ah, you’re just better than me and I’m jealous about it - I’ll stop bullying you, I swear. I’m sorry, dude.” This seems to please him enough, and the vice around you lessens. Eventually, you breathe, and you’re able to coax yourself into saying more, even though it feels like you’re Sisyphus pushing his boulder up the hill, because you owe him that much.

“When the fire happened, all of my coworkers could have been hurt or something, and I guess I’m just trying to protect myself from being upset if they did. It’s… selfish and stupid.”

It’s not the whole story, but it was enough of an answer for Peter, and he seems satisfied. You don’t have to tell him the rest, at least, about you. But you didn’t want to think about that right now, not when you were finally enjoying yourself.

Even though you’re certain you saw your cigarette go out, you still glance at the rooster ashtray, looking for a wisp of smoke - just to make double sure. Peter, thank God, looks you up and down, processing what you said, and then nods.

“It’s not selfish or stupid, I- I get it, I do.”

“Oh, yeah? Why?”

“No follow-up questions.” This Goddamn asshole, this fucking guy; you’ve been thwarted by that classic Parker wit once again. You’d be lying if you weren’t a little impressed.

“You got me, Parker.” He’s doing that smug thing he does again, the same look he gave you when he sussed out your fake smoking breaks. You’re both kicking your shoes against the doorstep, stamping the snow out of the treads in preparation of rejoining the party, having heard Sal calling for the both of you through the door - something about Dirty Dancing. Oh God, not again. Looks like your rooster companion might be gaining some company.

“You’re good at this. You catch your Uncle Ben out like this with that mouth?”

“I’m legally not allowed to answer that.” He has his hand on the door handle, taller than usual on the doorstep, and he’s bathed in the glaring light that overlooks the alleyway. He’s still stupidly pretty. “You should probably go to therapy about the fire, though.”

“Shit’s expensive, dude.”

“You don’t have to tell me twice.”

[clavis-baby]

Songs that You would listen to After a Breakup with The Brothers

(Lucifer,Mammon,Satan,Asmo)

I’m so sorry I was listening to reckless and it made me feel something (also I’ve never dated anyone sooo shhh)

Also I tried to add at least 3/4 to every brother but I realized they all had a Olivia Rodrigo song so sorry about that also I tried not cross over the same songs 😅

Also Spotify Playlist!!!

————-

Lucifer

enough for you - Olivia Rodrigo

Okay so first Olivia track honestly I know we all cried to her whole album don’t deny it but essentially I felt that with the lyrics I wore makeup when we dated“'Cause I thought you'd like me more If I looked like the other prom queens” and “Tried so hard to be everything that you liked” I feel like Lucifer would expect that his lover to be perfect honestly this song really would work well with both of Satan and Lucifer so deciding between them was pretty hard but the pushing point for me to put this with Lucifer was the lyric “But I don't think anything could ever be enough”

Without me - Halsey

(Ugh I love Halsey so much and her baby soon!!!) Anyway!! For Lucifer I really think that his pride would’ve gotten in the way of all of his relationships he’s ever had but “Feeling so high but too far away to hold me You know I'm the one who put you up there Name in the sky Does it ever get lonely?” Just screams Lucifer and how the chorus keeps on saying “I said I'd catch you if you fall” ahh perfect (could also work for Asmo)

I knew you were trouble - Taylor Swift

Won’t lie but embarrassed that I choose this song but it works for Lucifer sooo whatever but the chorus really is a fairly good start I feel like anyone who has a brain (even tho MC really doesn’t) dating Lucifer wouldn’t be particularly 100% safe but whatever he’s most people’s favorites again I used to love this song but don’t anymore so when I looked up songs about break ups (yes I did that) and Trouble came up I relistened and with these lyrics I had to include it No apologies “He'll never see you cry Pretends he doesn't know That he's the reason why”

Let Me down Slowly - Alec Benjamin

Now if this was a cheating thing and he did cheat this would be like the absolute BEST SONG!! But tbh this is a pretty good song for any breakup I feel like…OH WELL! :) the first lyric FIRST LYRIC “This night is cold in the kingdom” I felt represented his pride idk how to explain but idk T-T I can explain the rest tho >~< “I once was a man with dignity and grace Now I'm slippin' through the cracks of your cold embrace” once again pride but with “Could you find a way to let me down slowly? A little sympathy, I hope you can show me” I really hc that almost with all the boys but especially with Lucifer they just would not care about cheating after they maybe got a rush would leave you instantly once that “rush” is/was gone

Mammon

(I’m a sucker for him im sorry I put all the most emotional songs with him)

Reckless - Madison Beer

This was the song that inspired this whole post!! (Sadly, it made me feel things) But this song really could be used for Belphie and maybe a hint of Asmo but Mammon was the first person I thought about when listening to this song so it’s mammon. Mammon I just feel like behind all the tunsdere act he really promises us so much like obviously the protection but Reckless just show us within the lyrics “I still have the letter you wrote When you told me that I was the only girl You'd ever want in your life” and even this lyric with his whole first man thing and even him asking us to come to him for protection “You might love her now, but you loved me first Said you'd never hurt me, but here we are” it just is so good 😭

Love me or leave me - little mix

So if you even skim through these Mammon songs and know about my posts I love him so much so even though what I said in Lucifers part about them not caring about cheating and stuff I feel like Mammon might care just because of how much he promises things also I read a lot of fanfics with what I just said “And you're turning away like you hate me Do you hate me? Do you hate me? Oh” tbh because of this lyric I did think for a moment to use this song for Satan but Uhhh this is really emotional song and I love my bby “Do you remember when you loved me once What happened? What happened? And you'd hold me here just because” LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME HERE!!!

Be Alright - Dean Lewis

This song I feel like was a bit more for me sooo yeah also remember what I said about how I hc that almost with all the boys that they just would not care about cheating after they maybe got a rush with you they would leave you instantly once that “rush” is/was gone wel I sort of want to believe mammon wouldn’t and his greed gets in the way (who am I kidding I’m just making excuses for my baby) but I’m going to continue on what I just said because Umm well I can do uh “You start to tremble and your voice begins to break You say the cigarettes on the counter weren't your friend's They were my mate's”

(I couldn’t find anymore songs that I felt that would fit him 😭)

Asmo

Ex best friend - Machine gun Kelly

When I was writing this originally there was going to be like 4 parts of all the characters but then once I realized how many songs and I couldn’t think of any for others and how I wanted to add an explanation I gave up on that but originally it was going to also be cheating songs, fall outs, then just aftermaths of breakup songs which to be honest this song really could fit with the after math and cheating songs I feel like Asmo and his SO are more likely a not able to quit each other sort of thing “We're both drunk on the elevator When I kissed you for the first time in New York City, uh” and even near the end of the first season the only little part we sort of get from character development from Asmo when we was drunk explains what he was sort of saying “I swear to God, I never fall in love Then you showed up, and I can't get enough of it I swear to God, I never fall in love I never fall in love, but I can't get enough of it First off, I'm not sorry I won't apologize to nobody You play like I'm invisible Girl, don't act like you ain't saw me” personally I do think that inside Asmo might be insecure and a bit sensitive on the inside but I could be wrong

When the party’s over - Billie Eilish

Wow I have the lyrics up and I just realized this 3 minute song has barley lyrics but the song still fits Asmo so.

traitor - Olivia Rodrio

Even tho that all these songs were on cheating I tend to hc that Asmo isn’t a huge fan of solo partnership because of the title avatar of lust so I feel like in maybe the beginning of a relationship he would promise to you that he would be there for you but would maybe end up not staying true to his words I forgot who but someone else explained why they don’t believe that Asmo wouldn’t be able to go with out having a Polly relationship

——-

I’ve had this in my drafts for so long and wanted to post this but at this point I’ve just can’t add anymore so this is my lazy part

Boys like you - Anna Clendening

Satan

Again I’m lazy rn but I wanted Satans part to show just pure madness and anger but also as time progress just sadness for Satans pure side also anything that had to do with books or a story I added for u know Satan loving books

I’m not mad - Halsey

Moral of the story - Ashe

Blue - Madison Beer

[indigohitoshi]

rating bnha people and how’d they protect / what’d they do with your drink:

the girls

– mina ; she cuts people ❤️ no i don’t take constructive criticism. she pulls a knife on anyone that gets too close. 10/10

– momo ; LOVE HER. she does the classic hand over cup but if anyone gets close enough she’ll create a bat and pull a sangwoo very fast <3 that’s my baby. 10/10

– jirou ; holds it close and simply screams at the top of her lungs if anyone says something along the lines of “can i see your drink?”. she just. starts hollering. until they get too scared or draws enough attention. 8/10, it scared me in the process trying to get my drink back.

– uraraka ; she makes your drink float, no one can reach it anyway. it ends up spilling but it’s the thought that counts. 6/10

– tsuyu ; she just... holds the cup in her mouth. she like. let’s it rest in there. but if someone came up and asked for the drink her tongue comes out and puts them in a chokehold, yeah ❤️ 7/10, the drink is slimey but that’s okay she did her best.

– kendou ; protects that mf with her LIFE. she doesn’t even let monoma watch it bc she doesn’t trust anyone. if someone comes within two feet of the drink she backhands the fuck out of them. 7/10, mistook you for a stranger and almost backhanded you, too.

the boys

– kaminari ; YOU GIVE IT TO HIM AND HE REALLY DOES DO HIS BEST BUT HE ENDS UP LOOSING IT. and if he doesn’t lose it he spills it trying to,, “jokingly” flirt with all his homies bc he’s a lot little tipsy. it’s the thought that counts, though. 4/10.

– sero ; he tapes it to the ceiling 😀 leaves it there. forgets about it. to be fair, he’s high out of his mind. you kinda want your drink back tho but his tape is so adhesive you can’t even cut it down 💔 3/10

– kirishima ; HE IS SO GOOD WITH DRINKS. EVERYONE trusts him. he def barks at people who gets too close or bites them until they bleed with his sharp teefies. the only thing is with all the drinks everyone trusts him with is he doesn’t know which one is yours, but he still protects it with his life. 9/10

– bakugou ; looks at you when you hand him the drink, tells you to fuck up, but goes batshit if anyone gets too close to him. at the same time he doesn’t do this shit for free, he probably spits in your drink and laughs when you smile and take a sip. i hate this mf. but 8/10.

– tokoyami ; don’t even TALK TO ME if you think he’s bad with drinks. he RESPECTS YOU WITH HIS LIFE AND WILL NOT LET THAT MF DRINK GO. he just fucking bodyslams anyone that gets too close, no words. if youre suspicious and too close he doesn’t care about your feelings and fucking destroys you on the spot. 10/10

– iida ; tells you you shouldn’t even be drinking and pours out the drink. he’s there to make sure everyone’s being responsible and you were not. 1/10 for caring tho.

– midoriya ; he does his best, too. but he lost it and had a meltdown because he thought you’d be mad at him. you reassure him it’s fine but he’s still like sobbing over it 💔 like it’s OKAY baby dw. 7/10

– monoma ; starts boasting about how much you trust him to hold your drink but hisses at anyone that tries to take it. feral mode. he swung at someone and this turned into kendo pulling him off and just watching your drink so monoma could go get some ice. 7.5/10

– shinsou ; he doesnt even wanna BE here. so when you handed him the drink unless you’re someone he EXTREMELY cares about he ditches that shit. but if you’re the lucky few he stands in a corner and just ... stares at it. his eyes don’t move. people try to talk to them and he flips them off or goes “no ❤️” and they walk away. 9/10

pro heroes

– aizawa ; he sorta like... glares at anyone that’s close enough. some bullshit excuse like “what drink is that? can i have a sip?” causes him to throw the first punch and isn’t phased by it 😀 mf said pow pow. 9.8/10, drink is 100% in tact but he complains ab how much he wants to go home.

– present mic ; he LOVES parties, but it truly pains me to say this because i love him, if you give him the drink he leaves it around and will panic. he ends up getting you a brand new drink until you sip it and say “...this isn’t my drink...” he starts crying and is overreacting more than you do. 4/10.

-- hawks ; bakugou in a different font. spits in your drink but still protects it. kinda backhanded, if he truly does fuck with you he flies around with your drink in his hand outside the bathroom door until you come back. he still spits in it tho. 9/10

-- endeavor ; disgusting. 0/10. 

-- midnight ; SO good with your drink. she absolutely just straight up ends anyone’s shit that tries to even TALK to her while she’s holding your drink. im in love with her. midnight if you’re seeing this you’re late for our date im at the restaurant rn. 10/10

league of villains

-- dabi ; idc WHAT yall say. if you ask him to hold your drink he acts irritated asf but anyone that LOOKS at the cup wrong gets burnt to ash i will debate someone on this and you Will lose. he won’t spit in it tho, he’s put hot sauce in it to piss you off and laugh when you get mad. overall 8/10.

-- shigaraki ; he really wanted to help okay but someone got too close and out of defense he pulled the cup back and disintegrated it. he didn’t cry you both just looked at the pile of ash in disappointment. 6/10.

-- toga ; got so happy when you asked her to hold your drink :( my baby :( she got so excited she accidentally stabbed someone that really wanted a napkin but she wasn’t sure because she wanted to protect your drink so bad. poor baby. at least your drink good tho <3 10/10.

-- twice ; he forms a circle of him around it. just clones of him circling the drink. very affective. 10/10. biggest smile when you give him a kiss on the cheek as a thank you.

that is all thank u <3

[woozi]

the main reason i liked cheers already was because of the lyrics 🥺 so so proud of them i've been waiting for them to release something like this, tbh the chorus where song goes in continuous "cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers" mode, the autotune got to me a little on there hdjdkd maybe if they tuned it down a little bit on that specific part, song would've been a complete 10 for me. it's 8/10 for me hdhdjd. there was this reaction i watched after few days of cheers release it made me appreciate it even more. i do get why this one isn't easy to like, on first listen i was also like 🧍🏾‍♀️ what. by 2nd, 3rd listen i was like yess this is my jam 😭 idk how that happened

speaking of song which are a grower,, im v v happy to inform you, i do like ash now 😋 idk what it was on face the sun medley video i listened to first few seconds and closed it dhdhdjbdjd and even while listening to the album i didn't pay much attention the one/two times i gave it listen. i only now listened to it with my undivided attention while i was listening to the repackage album dhhddjdk. it shocked me sm i was like "did they change something? " i was questioning the song arrangement 😭. anyway she's fire. maybe not my most favorite but definitely up there with shadow and march. something i will enjoy listening to.

yes shadow was the one which they choreographed/practiced in two days or something. i love it sm both song and choreo are banger they're so sexy for this. and noo i only watched ( will be watching hdjdkd ) through live streams, not irl dhjddk.

SAUR TRU you're so real for putting songs from don quixote till 'bout you on equal rank.!

i think after repackage it's circles > if you leave me. i love both equally but on listening regular basis circles is little uplifting in mood 🥺 while iylm makes me sad hdjdkdks it needs a certain vibe ykwim

also it's really fascinating how if you leave me and cheers are in same album. like these two songs came from same three people dhdhdj and same composer i love woozi sm. if you leave me having lyrics written leaderline makes it more emo for me 😭 lol

WHAT? they did don quixote during soundcheck?? i didn't see 🥺 i also don't remember much. i have zero memory of watching them perform don quixote 😭😭😭 maybe my memory is lying dhdjjd which one of ours is playing imposter 👁️

I DO!!!! woosung and woodz songs cater to my taste so much <3 also so happy to know the rose is back, it will be my first cb as their fan ( whenever they decide to do comeback that is, they're resting rn) i stanned them and everything went wrong for them 😭😭😭😭 ( half joking hdjdjs) felt so sad i was like new music when and 😭. the rose is the only band which serves songs according to my taste.

this reminds me i have to let you know bc last time i forgot, i am so obsessed with sunmi's heartburn song. the way she serves everytime. i am not even a fan (might as well be atp) i don't keep up with her releases but they somehow end up making their way to me and im like wow i like this song. same happened with you can't sit with us.

is your summer break still going on? hope you had fun and relaxing time :3 so happy to know you had good sleep during break! ive been having dreams which are breaking my sleep lmao so i just wake up at 3-4 am and just exist 🧍🏾‍♀️ i hope weather and month both are treating you kindly (even if it's summer 💔) it's monsoon here and everyday i am like "i hate monsoon send tweet" 😭 thank YOU for always hanging out with me <333 hope you get to enjoy your birthday to fullest and eat lots of good food 🥺🤍

i love you 🥺🤍, take care yza

you're SOOOOOO valid <3

it's giving old svt mixtapes and diss tracks tbh 😋 also worm omg a LOT of carats have been watching that one, maybe i should watch it now too 👁 aLSO ME TOOO!!!! didn't hate it in the first listen but i wasn't obsessed w her, but look at me now……. i'm a big Cheers enthusiast 😋

HELL YEA??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? all my homies love ash <3 i already was intrigued by it during the medley but hearing the full song with ww's chorus just made my soul leave my body tbh 😭 ALSO UP THERE W SHADOW AND MARCH HELLAUR??????????????? that is an HONOR tbh

love that for u!! the streams are also very fun and u get no covid risk so u also win JFJKJDS

ALSO YES DEF GET U????????????????????? circles really is that girl </3

AND I KNOW FJDSJKDFS the svteenie range truly is so fascinating 👁

found out where we were getting confused they DID sing don q during soundcheck but i cant find one from the con itself so im guessing they DIDNT perform it at the con 😭

woosung and woodz u are SOOOOOOOOOO <3 also did not know sumn happened to the rose 😭 pls u are so funny JKFDSJKDSJKF

IM SO GLAD?????????????????????????????? sunmi really has been consistently serving us Real Good Songs over the past decade <3 i enjoy her music sm

i still have a month left of summer break apparently 😋 ALSO NOOOOOOOO OMG WHAT IS GOING ON LATELY 😭😭 my friend has also been having nightmares… leo season is kind of ominous lmao 😭😭 ALSO NAURRRRRRRRR </3 hoping u get better weather :/ i'd gladly exchange w u tbh <3 i love the rain but i get how inconvenient it is especially when u have to go out on the daily 😭😭

AND U REMEMBERED?????????????? PLEASE 🥺😭 thank u that is so sweet of u </3 think we will be going out, i initally wanted to go skydiving/bungee jumping but my mom is SCARED of me going (not even her ksjdjkjsdf) so 🤡 thank u for even thinking of me and for always being SOOOOOO outrageously kind </3 i love u even more <33 hope the days are also always kind to u <3 MWAH

[organic-guacamole]

showtime

episode 211 let's go

ok first of all, this is the second to last episode guys... I don't even wanna think about how much pain I'll be in after next week's episode

mr mazzara doing the recap-

this is so weird to me and I don't know why

WHY DIDN'T YALL JUST ASK BENJAMIN FOR HELP, THATS LITERALLY HIS THING

is Nini giving out the cards a callback to season 1 when Natalie Bagley said that Nini gave her a card or something on opening night of another musical?

STEPHY AS THE ENCHANTRESS OMG YES

Ricky in the crown gives me Harry styles in that photoshoot vibes

he's so pretty.

ok but why did we never see Ricky and Ashlyn interact before? it's been like 5 seconds and I already love how they bounce off each other and it's just so natural

OH THEY REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY UNDERSTUDIES-

well that explains a lot...

so Ricky fell on top of Ashlyn and all that broke for both of them was their wrist-

insert Jake Peralta *coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool no doubt no doubt no doubt*

of course howie was amazing as the beast, were we expecting anything less??

Ricky is so beautiful and I will not shut up about it....

let me enjoy this before the makeup crew slaps mud on his face.

Nini and Ricky talking to eachother? in a civil manner? wasn't she avoiding him just in the last episode? hm ok

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY CANT EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS JUST LIKE ME HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS, WHATS NEXT? THEY CUT EVERYONE OFF CUZ THEY CANT HANDLE EMOTIONS? ...ha

yes Kaden and Rico, my favourite east high boys 🥰

I mean....where's EJ?

THERE HE IS

EJ AND GINA IN THE BACKGROUND... doing something idek

KOURTNEY'S MOM IS BACK YAY

Howie is a shining star, ofc ofc

the smallest fOrk

can't wait to see the fork burst into song about how she deserves more than to be used to eat salad😌

the duster and the bluster.... ok😃

hi Gina!

hi- oh wow I didn't know Robbie Rotten was in this show!!!!!

the portwell look.

that my friends, is a married couple's look✋

GOSH EJ WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

aww Gina's so excited for this

D word?

Die?

Delicious?

Dom Toretto?

"good, clean fun all alone with someone I dig...a lot"

sir that does not sound very clean to me

SEBLOS

Seb looks so cute standing there next to pope Carlos

DID THEYEY REALLY LIGHT ANTOINE ON FIRE-

I NEED TO SEE THAT

Seb's reading Carlos better than big red read the script in episode 102, this is great development after the "fight"

Kourtney really just made the best outfit for herself and let the rest of them suffer

the way Gina immediately goes to hold on to EJ after the announcement

"tonight we're going to put the U in UTAH"

...

"hey where are you from?"

"TAH"

SEB'S SINGULAR CLAP KILLED ME-

he's officially salt lake city's resident thanos

just wity clapping because for some reason I have a feeling he doesn't know how to snap his fingers...don't ask why

Ms Jenn do you mind encouraging your leads before the show? idk just an idea

pepto bismol product placement smhsmh

those flowers are bigger that big red himself-

*bops along to the opening theme*

that whistle at the end slaps everytime

WHY IS THE AUDIENCE SO MASSIVE

I guess they're all here to see Ms Jenn go on as a fork after Nini decides to *go her own way*

wow i am so funny

so they couldn't do many group scenes cuz of covid, but this 300 person crowd is cool? nice

OO THE VIOLIN GIRL FROM EPISODE 6 IS IN THE ORCHESTRA

HOWIEEEEEE

"Mr Caswell", he said, in the loudest voice possible while backstage at a show that's about to start.

Mazzara what are you trying to pull-

I usually like Benjamin but I don't like his tone

"iS yOuR wHoLe FaMiLy HeRe?" LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW THATS A SOFT SPOT FOR EJ

"we've had some good conversations these past few weeks"

right so what's going to happen after you graduate?

what does he think of you not going to Duke?

what did he say about you giving the sweatshirt that's been in the family for 3 generations to a girl you're not even dating?

good old Mr. M

therapist Mr. Mazzara, they all need it.

start with Ricky though.

"Michael Bowen"

dude why did you shave, now you look less like "hot lumberjack" and more "creep at the gas station"

OH-

does she not like Mike anymore?

why does it sound like jennzzara started dating and now they just sit back and talk smack about everyone in their freetime

break the fourth wall-

uhhhh im scared

why am I scared

he's scary

hehe flowers for Ricky, obviously for Ricky, ObViOuSLY

oh boy poor Michael

this man is in love, rip

why does Ms Jenn always look at people with her eyes open so wide

LILYYYY

I'm only excited because I really like the idea of lily and Ricky being friends, nothing more.

ha this guy's got jokes

a MOAT AROUND THE SCHOOL

wheeze

also he's very pretty.

"the wolves and very talented humans"

how dare he forget to mention the very talented wolves and normal humans, smh erasure

"being nice, what a concept" ted talk by Lily who still doesn't have a last name

did she just say lol out loud

same with the hug emoji last episode-

go touch some grass babes

the way he didn't say no, but said he didn't know how the east high kids would react-

not saying he does want to date her but that's an interesting thing to think about, also another thing to write an essay analysis on just to leave it in my drafts for a few months

awww lily genuinely trying to help him

sorry guys, I've been taken by the Lily charm (didn't know it existed until now but oh well)

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'LL NEVER SHIP PORTWELL?

just look at me now

the Lily wink I can't she's so cute-

HELP ME I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY LIL-

David Attenborough?

oh nvm it's Benjamin narrating the show in a really weird British accent for some reason.

STEPHY GOT MORE LINES YAY GOOD FOR HER

also is this to show that Nini doesn't care about being the star of the show anymore? the way she's supporting everyone else even though she's a fork?

I would pay for a special of the full musical ngl

OOO THE TRANSFORMATION WAS SMOOTH

shockingly

yo where did the makeup come from

man I wish I was a theatre kid

THIS IS STEPHY'S EPISODE NOW IDC✋

my girl is starring

"needs an X-factor"

Simon Cowbell creeps in

"it's a yes from me"

and them boom, he takes Nini and mistreats her horribly and then she comes back to theatre after deciding music isn't for her👍

"I thought she just hog-tied him?"

don't ask sebby, it's better if you don't know.

imagine they spotlight the wrong person and this dude is just some random person that likes writing down stuff during shows.

Ms Jenn just let them do what they rehearsed (at some point we never saw) or else this is gonna end horribly wrong

"help"

same Carlos, same

I love how seb is just his translator rn

I thought he said "great displeasure" instead of "greatest pleasure"....help?

big red coming out from throwing up to see his girlfriend star is the cutest thing in this show.

Ash and Gina dancing is so fun

I'm imagining them practicing at night at their home, watching the movie for the 100th time and making sure their one dance together is perfect

KOURTNEY YES

HOWIE IS IN LOVE AHHHH

I LOVE HOWIE SO MUCH

SEBBY

THIS SCENE HAS SO MUCH GOING ON I CAN'T KEEP UP

THIS IS SO GOOD

HOW???

no because I'm actually crying

I'm dead serious.

we need this musical released as a special

big red is so proud and I love to see it

Natalie: "if you do not by at least 20 dollars in concessions, you do not support art"

rando in the audience: "but I pay for ad free Spotify"

Mr Mazzara clapping in the distance

Gigi, the guy you like is talking to you, complimenting you and hyping you up

YOU LUCKY LITTLE FEATHER DUSTER

aw EJ teasing her about the chocolates in a way that doesn't make her feel bad? take notes Richard

JORDAN FISHER

there is no rest of the show idc Jordan is it for me

THE WIG CAP ON RICKY OMG

they look like they're high and having "deep" conversations on the floor

THE MEAN GIRL WITH THE EYES-

@sunshine-julie-molina YOU HEAR THAT

Natalie really just be coming for them all

Howie what is happening rn

I'm scared

"did you enjoy it"

"very much"

dude wants a kiss so bad

ASHLYN OMG

NO DON'T DO IT BECAUSE OF LILY, PUT YOUR OWN TWIST ON IT

I want a Jordan autograph please

just keep swim- oh pushing...

Gina is literally a giant next to him and I live for it

am I about to cry for the 3rd time in this episode?

yes.

Ricky's leg kicks under the table makes me so happy aw

the portwell glances will kill me.

ah yes, mashed potato snow

Mr. M.... I'm not a theatre kid but even I know you can't have your phone on backstage.

Howie please just do it

CHIP'S BIG LINE I CANT

I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE IT AMD SCREAM INTO MY MASK FOR A SOLID 2 MINUTES (I'm not at home rn) HES SO CUTE

oh ok bye Jordan

oo tea

NOT HIM BEING STARSTRUCK BECAUSE HE'S MEETING HIS FUTURE BROTHER IN LAW-

"we're all just glad Gigi has a big brother figure in her life"

excuse me for a few thousand hours while I laugh hysterically

THE CAMERA ZOOM ON EJS FACE AND EVERYTHING-

STOP EJ LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA CRY BUT I CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY WITH THE STAGE MAKE-UP

someone else said this already but I think it's hilarious that they had to bring in 2 guest characters to create some portwell angst

omg this really is Cici's episode, found family is their thing

elevator music lol

I'm gonna bet that big red took the harness for his surprise for Ashlyn without realising what it was

did Ms. Jenn just....tell her most mentally unstable student....to commit suicide....on a disney show...was that....I'm very....well....what the actual-

oh and there she goes running off instead of trying to make it right

oh wow Nini's the hero, she's gonna save the show 🤩

😐

the judge is doing a sudoku

honestly if I went to the hsm show as well, I'd come prepared for this one too

Lily why are you looking like that-

I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE YOU DON'T MESS THIS UP

wow ok, there goes that.

omg

what if Howie was acting weird because he knew what Lily did and wanted to tell Kourtbut Lily threatened him so he was scared to-

anyways see y'all clowns next week when we all simultaneously lose all motivation for the week without Fridays to look forward to.

[touyota]

Catfish

☁ Summary: Tomura is hopeless when it comes to relationships, and soon that’s all subject to change. With the power of Tinder, Touya and one oblivious chick on his side, who knows what can happen. 

A/N: omgggg, i’ve lurked on my priv for the past year and finally decided to stop being a narc and post something. i haven’t written in forever and it shows lmao, but uh yeah pls give me feedback if you’d like. (also idk if this has been. done before, but sorryyy if it has)

☁ Pairing: Tomura Shigaraki x fem!Reader

☁ Warnings: Non-con/dub-con, manipulation, dumbfication (if you squint), slapping, yandere, catfishing 

"Fuck I'm horny." 

Tomura groaned into his pillow, conflicted with whether he should be agitated or turned on. Due to his third nap of the day being interrupted by the excessive lewd noises coming from the shared living room. Tomura's roommate, Touya, had no real understanding of boundaries and was often more bothersome than helpful. Still, without his portion of the rent, he'd be on the streets struggling to find an apartment within his meager budget.

"Keep fucking me, Touya-san!" The plea echoed through the thin walls of the shoddy apartment. At least someone was getting laid. The last time Tomura had gotten lucky was at an impromptu Halloween party thrown by Touya at the apartment. 

He went as Jason Vorhees using a dingy hockey mask he found in Touya's closet. The poor girl in question, who came dressed as an angel, was drunk out of her mind. She clung to Tomura's scrawny body incoherently, slurring about "How hot it would be to fuck a murderer." The fling hadn't lasted long before the young lady in question toppled over the side of his bed and hurled her entire cup of jungle juice onto the floor. Poor Tomura had to spend his night nursing her head over the toilet. Making a mental note to tell Touya that he couldn't invite any freshmen to their parties ever again.

Tomura ended up seeing her again in passing on campus, giving a small smile as she walked by. Only to be met with an eye roll as she turned to walk in the opposite direction. Fucking bitch... Other than that, Tomura had found himself too busy writing code, playing video games, and browsing Reddit to dedicate any time to dating. The polar opposite of his roomie Touya-san, a communications major whose schedule consisted of dating? If you considered fucking the same chick for a week before ghosting her dating, sleeping, and eating and drinking Tomura out of a house and home.

"You ready for my load? You're my little cum dump, right? Say you're my cum du-"

Speaking of fucking, Tomura's hard-on was starting to hurt, and what better way to relieve himself than to beat off to the action in the adjacent room. 

He started to palm himself over his sweats, erection already beginning to poke through. Figuring that he's teased himself enough, he lowered his boxers, allowing his cock to slap against his stomach, throbbing and angry. He slowly stroked himself, gathering the pre-cum spouting from the tip, and used it to lube the rest of his cock.

"Pleaseee fuck! I'm your little cum dump! I swear Touya!" 

Tomura started to stroke his cock faster, leaving a squelching noise with each stroke. He was barely managing to suppress his moans. Knowing how Touya wouldn't let him hear the end of it if he got caught fucking his hand to the sounds of their subtle lovemaking. 

"Fuckfuckfuck... I'm cumming!" Touya grunted, giving out after his final stroke.

Tomura followed suit, flicking his wrist with each stroke. As his orgasm finally took hold of him, biting into his shirt to stifle his moan as he came all over his fist. 

"Are you fucking serious, Touya?"

"What?" 

"I didn't get to cum?"

"Um… I'm sure you can take care of that when you get home."

"You're such a piece of sh-"

Tomura tuned out the rest of his roommate's performance. Really hoping he'd wrap it up cause he really needed to take a piss and couldn't make it to the bathroom without passing through the living room. 

After hearing a respectable amount of silence, he figured it was safe to leave the room. Of course, he was wrong; he was met with a staredown between Touya and a petite blonde woman.

"I'm sure your roommate Tenko wouldn't leave a lady hanging like that."

"It's Tomura," he muttered.

"Same fucking thing, my point still stands," The mystery woman huffed. There was a pregnant pause before Touya doubled over in laughter, clutching his chest.

"You think this cuck knows how to take care of a lady? Yeah, it's time to go, Tara."

"It's Toga, you shit stai-"her statement was abruptly interrupted, the door slamming in her face. Touya's back slid down against the door as he sat facing Tomura. 

"Chicks? Am I right?" Touya sighed, peering over at Tomura, who had just left the bathroom. "Speaking of chicks, when's the last time you had sex, Shiggy?"

"It's been... a while." Tomura shrugged, not wanting to indulge his roommate with the details of his sex life.

"Well, we can't have that, can we? Let's make you a Tinder." Touya proudly announced, excited at the prospect of playing matchmaker for his roommate. Tomura reluctantly gave in, knowing once Touya was set on something, it was bound to happen one way or another. 

Two blunts later, Tomura and Touya were strewn over the couch, mulling over his profile's final details. It consisted of three pics, one from the Halloween party, another from their most recent function. The last pic is a selfie of him in a black hoodie with sunglasses on. The icing on top is the bio that unironically stated, "Freak in the sheets, gamer in the streets."

"You're gonna be a real pussy magnet shiggy. Just wait, you'll have to fight the chicks off with a stick after they see this." Touya chuckled as he took another puff of the blunt.

"Go to hell and stop hogging; you didn't put shit in on this anyways," Tomura muttered as he snatched the blunt away to take a pull. Maybe he would find some success, he entertained the concept of having a consistent fuck buddy, but sometimes he was lonely and just wanted someone to lay up with. He wanted to be optimistic about something for once, taking his final pull and ashing the blunt out. The smoky haze and intoxicating scent lulling him to sleep. 

Fuck optimism, Tomura thought. It had been three days with zero matches or messages, and he was starting to think there had to be a glitch in the system. The only time he had seen a match is when he accidentally swiped on Midnight's profile, a famous Only fans content creator who specialized in BDSM. The same Midnight that he happened to be a top donor for and occasionally bought panties from, but that's beside the point. The profile was poorly made with blurry, uncropped pics taken straight from her social media profiles. The lack of detail and legitimacy was apparent. Tomura felt terrible for the poor soul who probably fell for it, but it made him think… 

Why not see how different the response would be if he ran a profile under someone else's guise.  Someone more attractive, someone more affluent, and someone more famous. This was simply a social experiment; no harm would come from it of course. He would simply ghost anyone who wanted to meet, keeping all interactions virtual. Now who could he possibly pretend to be. without getting caught. Tomura's eyes finally settled on an Axe ad playing on tv featuring male model Keigo Takami. Mr. tall, blonde, and handsome would definitely attract the feminine masses.  

Ding ding ding, it was like a bell went off in his head; he had found his new look. He started to scour the internet for any pictures of Hawks that weren't already posted to his socials and be sure to crop any evidence out. A few hours later, Tomura gazed over his final product. He thought it seemed too good to be true; he was sure that anyone with a working brain would know the profile was clearly a catfish. It was too clean, too pristine, and too perfect, but Tomura was tired of the profile's nit-picking details and saved his last changes. It was starting to get dark, and he had to begin his Comp Sci homework soon so he'd have time to play zombies on Call of Duty later. 

Tomura woke to a multitude of buzzes notifying him of the several hundred matches he'd accumulated overnight on his Hawks profile. Apparently, no one had a working brain within the 15-mile radius. The messages were filled with tons of chicks he had seen on campus or in class. He even recognized the one from the Halloween party. He spent his morning smoke break, siphoning through the various contenders.

Too tall.

Too blonde.

Too ugly. 

Until...

He finally stopped scrolling when he reached your profile; he had seen you before in his Major classes. You were a somewhat modest girl, always working to be an overachiever and teacher's pet. You hadn't spoken to him before, only forcing a smile when Tomura was caught staring at you in class. You were talented, beautiful, quiet, and you hadn't encountered Touya yet. You were everything he had wanted, and more. He started to type a message awaiting your response.

Keigo: "What's keeping you up this late, love ;)" 

Tomura thought to keep it casual enough to fit his suave persona.

Y/N: "lol, just sum late night studying keeping me up."

Y/N: "won't lie im very nervous to texting you rn, i'm a big fan 

Keigo: "it's gud knowing i have fans as cute as you ;p"

The conversation seemed to flow from there between you two, texting for almost two weeks strong. Tomura had learned so much about you in a short time, your favorite foods, your favorite color, favorite music, and your dislikes as well. Touya often came by his room to check in on Operation: Get Shiggy Some Pussy, only to be met with a "Fuck off," and yet another door slammed in his face. 

You gushed over how lucky you were to be texting the one and only Keigo Takami. Of course, you were skeptical at first, but what kind of fucked up person would take the time to pretend to be another person? The conversation between you two was great and always kept you on your toes. Still, sometimes days would pass before you received a response; you chalked it to the fact that he was always busy as a celebrity and didn't always have time to respond to you. 

You were currently lying in bed and unable to fall asleep; you peered at your phone to see that it was 2:05 am. You let out a sigh, preparing to stare at your ceiling until you finally fell asleep, only to be interrupted by a chime from your phone. It was a message from Keigo. 

Keigo: you up? ;(

You instantly typed a response, scared that you had done something wrong.

Y/N: yup, what's wrong…?

Keigo: i'm so fucking hard rn baby ;(((

Oh shit, you hadn't prepared yourself for that response; maybe he injured himself at work or-

Keigo: you still there babe? send a pic ;p

You definitely hadn't prepared for that, but who were you to deny him. Keigo could've asked anyone else in the world, but he asked you. Not wanting to leave him waiting, you quickly shucked your shirt off and used your arm to push up your breasts, giving an illusion of the perfect push up bra. You promptly took several pics, taking the time to edit and select the ideal filters to complement your skin tone.

Y/N: 1 image sent

A bubble indicating him typing popped up instantly 

Keigo: 3 images sent

Keigo: fuckkkk babe, ur such a tease

You opened the pics, feeling your panties dampen slightly. It was a cock, well Keigo's cock, fat and engorged, leaking pre-cum against his toned belly. He was mostly well-groomed, but a prominent white tuft of hair appears in the picture, making you wonder if Keigo was actually a natural blonde.

Keigo: 1 video sent

 let me see that pretty pussy baby, 

It was a video of Keigo languidly stroking his cock, how romantic. It was only right for a gorgeous man like Keigo to have a pretty cock to match. What he lacked in girth was definitely made up for in length, complemented with a slight curve that could definitely reach that itch that none of your toys could scratch.  By now, you had ditched your panties and started to slowly start to fuck yourself open with one finger at a time. You started recording and angled the phone against your pillow, trying to capture you desperately fucking yourself on your fingers, letting out a small whimper with each thrust.

Y/N: 1 video sent 

You began to fuck yourself vigorously, dragging the accumulated slick over your clit with slow, circular strokes. You felt your orgasm on the brink, growing more restless and desperate, humping reverently at your fingers, whimpering desperately; you were so close...There was a sudden surge of fluid from your core, incoherent mumbles leaving your mouth as you kept carefully fucked yourself through your climax. The post-orgasm bliss lulling you to sleep, your eyes had finally fluttered shut, only to be awakened by another chime. 

Keigo: 1 image sent 

look @ all that cum baby, its all for you ;)

Y/N: when can we meet? my fingers can only work for so long :p

Read: 2:53 am

Aw man, maybe he fell asleep. You were definitely fighting sleep at this point as well, finally closing your eyes, satisfied for the night. 

Tomura struggled to catch his breath, reaching for his discarded shirt to wipe the sticky cum off of his stomach. That was the third time this month you'd ask about a meeting, and it was frankly starting to piss him off. He'd have to come up with something fast if he wanted to keep you around. Even though he didn't have much of a moral compass left in his body, the feeling of guilt was hard to ignore. You didn't deserve to be roped into his fucked up social experiment… 

A yawn interrupted Tomura's guilty thoughts. He could continue to feel guilty when he wakes up tomorrow.

 The following week your prayers had been answered, Keigo finally agreed to meet! It had been such a bittersweet feeling. What if he thought you looked nothing like your profile pictures? Would he reject you and run the other way, screaming? You tried to push your doubtful feelings down by distracting yourself with running errands. Finding the perfect outfit to wear, getting every inch of your body waxed, and picking up a lacy red lingerie set. 

Upon getting back to your apartment, you found a red bouquet of roses on the doormat. They were clearly store-bought and not of excellent quality… but it's the thought that counts! 

Lots of celebrities were frugal, and of course, Keigo was no different. After further inspection, a small white card with an address and time. You searched the address finding a mid-grade hotel on the outskirts of the city. Keigo was definitely a (cheap) frugal man dedicated to his discretion. Soon realizing that the time on the card was approaching, you quickly ran to shower and primp yourself for the evening. Not even thinking to question how he found your address in the first place...

You had finally arrived at the sketchy hotel, noting that there were little to no cars in the parking lot and noting that none of them looked like they belonged to Keigo. You wandered through the lobby until you finally reached the elevator, tapping the button for the 5th floor. You tried to shake off your pre-meeting jitters, you already knew everything would be fine, but you couldn't shake the feeling of something wrong...

Those intrusive thoughts were soon interrupted by the chime that indicated you had reached your floor. You took a deep breath as you stepped off the elevator, pacing yourself as you walked to your destination. 

Room 555 

How fitting, you thought. Your knuckles rasped against the door several times.

"Come in." A voice sounded through the door.

You peeked your head around the door before taking a step in the room, not being able to locate the owner of the voice. You gasped after taking the appearance of the room. The room had rose petals haphazardly strewn across the floor. Candles flickered on the dresser, a bubble bath was run in the bathroom, and to top it off, a too cheap bottle of champagne on ice. 

There was clearly an effort made, which made your heart swoon, hoping to put a real face to the man you've been speaking to for the past few months, you said out into the empty room.

"Keigo, I like what you've done with the place. You can come out now," you giggled.

"I'm glad you got the flowers," a raspy voice responded.

.......Huh?

Your joy instantly crushed, having heard Keigo's voice multiple times in the interviews you've seen, it sounded nothing like that. Unless he'd suddenly started chain-smoking within the past few months. A loud alarm started going off in your head. It was definitely time to go.

You twirled on your heels and reached for the doorknob, only to be stopped by a hand gripping your upper arm.

"Leaving so soon? The bathwater is still warm…" The mystery voice informed.

"Oh… I think I have the wrong room, so sorry about that." You squeaked, attempting to reach the door again only to be dragged into a bony chest. 

Your chin was tilted, forcing you to meet eyes with "Keigo." Who was actually a porcelain-skinned tower of a man with shaggy white hair that had an oddly familiar look to him? 

"Let me go! You're not Keigo!" You screamed, hoping to alert any other guests on the floor.

"Fucking took you long enough. I thought you were smarter than those other bitches on campus. Tomura balked, struggling to keep you still in his grasp.

Campus. That's where you recognized the face and voice of your captor, you were both in the same Comp Sci class, and you'd often caught him staring as you worked, chalking it up to you having something on your face or in your teeth. The realization caused tears to spurt from your eyes.

"Poor baby, didn't mommy and daddy teach you to not speak to strangers on the internet?"

"I-I thought y-you were K-Keigo," you gasped, struggling to control your sobs. 

"Well, I'm not. Get over it." Tomura slurred, placing sloppy kisses over your collar bone, slowly backing you towards the bed. 

You couldn't bring yourself to move or fight anymore, body stiff with fear. Your sobs increase in volume after feeling your legs make contact with the edge of the bed. You didn't know this man from a can of paint, and here he is about to assault you. 

"Stop crying before I leak those sexy little videos you shared with "Keigo." Imagine if everyone in the class knew how much of an easy slut you are?" Tomura hissed, shoving you unto the stiff mattress, springs squeaking as you bounced. 

You cradled your mouth, struggling to stifle your sobs. Why hadn't you recognized the signs sooner? You spent so much time looking at the situation through rose-colored lenses that you had utterly neglected your safety. But it wasn't the time to feign sympathy for yourself. You needed to take action, and soon—the shaggy haired stranger dragging your motionless body towards the end of the headboard. 

"Wait!" You gasped, hoping that you could possibly reason with your captor.

"What's your name? 

This was your final chance to escape. You suddenly kicked forward, aiming for his face, failing miserably as it was blocked. Both legs were then shoved into a mating press, granting Tomura the space to press himself even closer to you.

A groan left Tomura's mouth, frotting against your clothed mound, smothering your neck with sloppy saliva drenched kisses. You cowered at the feeling, curling away from his advances. The dry humping continued until a final groan of desperation was released. He was too grown for this shit and didn't feel like going home with stained boxers when your sweet heat was right in front of him.

The red bodycon dress you decided on was shredded down the middle, leaving you in your lingerie set. You added that to the list of things you were already regretting, moving to cover yourself the best you could. Your efforts to preserve the crumb of modesty you had left were futile, both hands knocked out of the way.

"You don't have to hide princess, I think Christmas came early.” “You're wrapped so pretty, baby." He chuckled, moving to fondle your breasts. Taking the time to pinch and pull at both nipples, drawing small hesitant gasps. 

"I'll play with these more later. You don't know how long I've waited to play with that cute little pussy in person." You felt your panties tugged to the side, embarrassed with the amount of arousal accumulated below. The feeling was soon replaced with horror after feeling the tip of his cock dragged between your slit.

Tomura used the residual slick to grease his cock, bypassing the need to stretch you out. He pressed forward, forcing himself inside, pausing to catch his breath. Damn... it's been a long time. 

You yelped in pain, closing your eyes in hopes of blocking out the situation at hand. You felt him start to pick up his pace, causing small tinges of pain to course through your body. 

"Mmmm, open your eyes. I want you to watch me fuck you." He gasped, realizing you hadn't complied yet, he landed a firm slap on your cheek. "Not only are you dumb, but you're also deaf too… open. SMACK your. SMACK fucking. SMACK eyes." 

Your eyes shot open, brimming with tears, finding yourself face to face with your captor. His eyes were closed in ecstasy, dainty white lashes framing the lids, traces of dry patches on his face. He wasn't ugly. You'd honestly give him a chance if he asked you out like a decent human being.

His pace had gained traction, hips crashing against yours. You found yourself slowly succumbing to the pleasure, discreetly fucking yourself against him. You wanted to protest and resist against him, but with your inhibitions lowered, you found it hard to comply. Each thrust pulling you further into the abyss that was your impending orgasm. Your lust-filled thoughts being interrupted by the stranger's incoherent mumbling.

"Tomura."

"Huh?" you whimpered, not fully understanding what he said. 

"My name is Tomura."

"Okay and mine i-"

"Shut up and say my name." Tomura's thrusts were sporadic, signaling his impending climax. "Beg me to cum…... please." 

You barely registered the final demand, not recognizing the soft tone of his voice.

"T-tomura, p-please let me cum!" you begged, right on edge needing something, anything to push you over.

Two nimble, callused fingers drew delicate circles over your clit, forcing you to writhe and sob as your orgasm coursed through your body. The feeling that followed was one of warmth as Tomura came, slowing his thrusts until he collapsed, encasing you in his arms.

Your eyes fluttered shut with your post-orgasm haze lulling you to sleep until a wet, sticky substance trickled along your inner thigh... 

What the fuck....

You nearly launched yourself from the bed, fighting to separate yourself from your captor's arms.  

"What is wrong with you?"

"You didn't use a condom," you wailed, tears perched at the corner of your eyes. You didn't have the time for a child, you were doing great in classes, your parents would reject you, you'd be stuck playing house with some stranger and-

"Stop muttering. You're fucking up my nap. I'll buy a Plan B when I wake up." Tomura mumbled into the pillow, dragging you back into his chest.

You continued to fight his grasp, pausing after feeling a firm pinch to your side. Fighting was futile at this point, and you couldn't fully assess the situation until you had some decent sleep. 

Closing your eyes for a few seconds wouldn't hurt…right?

[thisisthestoryofanotherus]

omg cuddling with ashton bc ur feeling low and end up having sex. im feeling sad bc i love him so much, sorry:( haha.

Oohhh...yes... I wasn’t sure if this was a text request or not (kinda hard to do that) so I did both hope you like it love!

.................................

Ashton collapsed on top of you, breathing heavy and nearly suffocating you with his body weight.

“Oh fuck love... “ he said, shifting his weight on his forearms and kissing your cheek...your ear...down your neck...

“Careful Ash... you don’t want to start something you can’t finish...”

“You think my stamina is that poor? I’m hurt” he sighed, rolling over so he laid next to you on the bed.

“No come back...” you whined, turning on your side and grabbing his arm.

He turned over to where you were face to face. His green eyes look deep into your own...as if searching for something.

“What?” You half-smiled, self conscious.

“What’s wrong this time?”

“What do you mean?”

“Y/n... the only time you contact me like this is when you’re going through something and see me as a distraction...”

“You make it seem like I only call you for sex...”

He merely raised an eyebrow at this.

“Ash! I do not! Look I’m busy with work and everything... just so much pressure and I just was feeling really low” you said, placing your hand on the side of his face, moving closer to him as he wrapped his arm around your waist and you moved your hand through his still damp hair “And I was feeling kinda lonely...I needed someone with me...I needed you...I’m sorry-“

“Don’t be...I get it... being with you...it helps me too... so anytime you need me I’m here whether it be for the best sex you’ve ever had or..” suddenly he wrapped his arms around you tightly and pulled you against his chest “or for something more like this being close...I’m here”

“What did I do to deserve you Ash?”

“You must have done something pretty amazing...like save a country or something” he laughed

You simply rolled your eyes, and relaxed against his chest. Taking a deep breath as you closed your eyes and focused on his heart beat.

“I really do appreciate you... you mean a lot to me Ash, more than just sex”

“I know y/n... you mean everything to me too...” he kissed the top of your head. “Go to sleep love”

“Goodnight Ash..”

“Goodnight angel”

A/n: I like doing this!! But I’m now realizing I read the request wrong.. I’m sorry but it’s not too far from what you requested?? Hope you still like it! Feeling low rn and wish I had an Ashton to call shoot...thanks for the request tho! My best work comes from your ideas!