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Susan Sto Helit 

Hogfather by Terry Pratchett

A redrawing of on older fanart. Sometime in the future, I’ll draw her again and see how much my style or skill has changed. 

Happy Hogswatch! 

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just my type.

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sorry mrs. smith but the book you want me to read for class is actually considered “irredeemable media” so i cant read it or else my mutuals will block me and i’ll get a callout

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@foolsknight

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take me far away, where I’ll be happy watching the waves. 

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We're doing a White Elephant dice exchange in one of my d&d campaigns and I'm wrapping the tiniest dice for it

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I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.

However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”

(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)

For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.

And it fucking worked.

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Malice is being brushed (bad) and bribed with treats (good) but needs to make sure I understand her overall disgruntlement. Therefore, we have the nomnomnomnom growl.

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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

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today someone asked me what my favorite even-toed ungulate is… god, who could decide?

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When I'm out in the garage working, Vice gets to tag along and hunt dust bunnies in the garage attic. I pause every so often to call him down, just to make sure he hasn't gotten into trouble.

He always has a Lot to report.

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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yippee!!!!

wahooo!!!

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Fishs cross the road.

Anabas is a genus of climbing gouramies native to southern and eastern Asia.