#im just saying its so regulus to be born during a blizzard

[tiredofthehumanlife]

Sirius 100% was born in the most dramatic way. He came two weeks early. His mother's water broke at exactly 3am (witching hour) while she was passed out and she thought she pissed herself in her sleep. Then she got more contractions and she was like "oh these aren't Braxton Hicks these are the real deal". It was 13 (unlucky number) hours of labour and when his parents told him about that day he was so proud of himself bc like "dang right I came into the world like that I'm freaking (he can't say curse words) Sirius Black"

And then Regulus was born and he completely upstaged Sirius

It was like a blizzard outside. The power went out. Walburga's water broke at the worst time ever; 2pm. Its fully nap time and Regulus was like "NOW LETS GO RIGHT NOW". It's hardcore storming outside. Walburga has the worst contractions of her life. She was squeezing Orion's hand and screaming so much they both came to the decision in that moment that they were not having kids again. While the black family doesn't believe in like modern medicine ("damn muggles") they did have like a sacred 28 approved midwife that came over for Sirius' birth. Because of the blizzard the midwife couldn't make it so Walburga had a water birth in their marble bath tub. Splashing Orion everytime he pissed her off and Sirius was so stressed because his mom is in pain. He brought her a little rubber ducky (mom's taking a bath she needs a toy to relax) and she was squeezing it so hard so the only sounds in the bathroom was just her screaming crying and the duck going "sqeak sqeak" and Walburga saw little Sirius just standing by the door wringing his hands so stressed out because like "why is mom still in the bath if the water is so hot she's crying? I don't get it." and she calls him over and grips him by his shoulders and goes "Never have children Sirius don't do it" and Orion obviously says "mother's just sick that's why she's talking crazy" while shooting Sirius to the playroom because he needs his eldest son to continue the bloodline. Walburga is in labor for 7 hours (less than 13 but still spooky bc 789) and the first thing Regulus experiences is water. Walburga just sits there for a second with this beautiful baby girl boy just completely chill after being birthed just sitting there with his little toes in the water like "🙂hi." and then the blizzard settles and the black family are stuck indoors for three days straight with this new baby that just stares at people and has already slapped Sirius

But sure if you want regulus to be a summer baby that's fine too ig