#im just a silly little guy i guess

[calicofoxxed]

WELCOME :3

hiiii !! I'm Calico or Martin idm which ! I'm a gay aroace boygirl and I use he/lun and some neos !!!!

I draw a bunch of shit!! mostly tma, tmagp, furry ocs, mlp and some mcyt stuff every now and then

I'm cringe and a loser

YOU CAN SEND ME ASKS AND REQUESTS IF YOU LIKE !!!! I can't promise I'll complete requests but still :3

I go mia every now and then I promise I'm not dead

comm info below the cut !!!

I ALSO DO COMMISSIONS !!!+ though they may be slow at the moment due to me being a student, dm for more info if you're interested !!!

0 / 2 commision slots filled

[angelicdonuts]

Guys I'm so sorry (I'm not) I love fnf soooo much dude

Anyway!! There's one more after this! It's gonna be oc focused :3 !

[triglycercule]

"killer. what is this supposed to be?"

"oh, i commissioned one of my fans to draw art of us! isn't it totally cute??"

"well, it's definitely... something."

"... no, it's cute. but how'd you pay for it? last i heard, your balance was..."

"..."

💜/💙/❤️

[alumirp]

The jester, the clown and the five reasons why luffy should NOT rule a kingdom

Trafalgar Law is a jester.

Not really, of course. He's a doctor, a prince, and most recently, a spy. It's not like Dressrosa is short-staffed or anything, he's just bored and the mission should be easy; enter the royal palace of Goa, gather intelligence on the court, leave, and then use that intel to find out if they're a kingdom worth allying with.

Of course, Cora-san would be reluctant to send him on such a mission, but with Doffy's permission and encouragement, there was little that Law's adoptive father, and Dressrosa's spymaster, could do about the matter, other than choosing Law's companion for the mission.

The plan was easy enough to follow; with the recent coronation of the new king, the Choosing Day would soon take place, where the new king would choose the new members of his royal court based on extensive trials and competitions. All Law had to do was apply for the position of royal advisor, approach the king and members of the court, find out how Goa worked and get to know the people of the kingdom. Meanwhile, his companion would apply for the position of court jester and use the seemingly silly position to gain intel in places Law could not go so easily, such as among the servants and attendants. Or that's how it would happen, if hes fucking chaperone wasn't an actual jester Buggy, the Star Clown, who was somehow a jester and a spy at the same time, screws up the entire mission by accidentally switching their tests, and so Law finds himself having to somehow become Goa's court jester in the name of the mission. All this while the actual jester now has to somehow get close to the king and gain his trust enough to become the royal advisor. It is much to Law's surprise that not only does the foolish king find him funny enough to have him as a jester, but that Buggy somehow earns the king's trust. And for some reason unknown to the gods, said foolish king, Luffy, seems to like Law for more than just morbid jokes.

They were, to say the least, fucked.

[bananabasedidiot]

the start of the book of bill is legit so funny

WARNING: do not open this fucking book

Then it's all "Time to get weird y'all"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

then bills all "I'm back baby! I said we'd meet again well here I am bitch!"

then this silly little Dorito has the gall to say he's fine. ahem are you so sure about that?

then he steals my blood. the end /j

you just know Stanley's spirit is metaphorically screaming in horror.

[weezerlvr228]

rivers if he was absorbed by poisonous gas but didn’t care too much

[ckb1077]

so Bojan and Mikke's insta story is next to each other on my phone

[carcarrot]

LAURENCE HARVEY a.k.a. LARUSHKA MISCHA / ZVI MOSHEH SKIKNE (born october 1st, 1928 - died november 25th, 1973)

“I always believed in Laurence Harvey, even when nobody else did. Especially when nobody else did.”

“Most people imagined they knew and understood Larry with little trouble. That was a big mistake. They didn't know how deep and complex, how elusive, he remained behind his social mask.” - Paulene Stone, his wife

“I cannot yield to failure, it would make far too many people happy.”

[skitskatdacat63]

These sketches are dedicated to everyone in the tags of my original post agreeing with my vision 🙏 but especially to @tinyweltmeister for the little snippet you wrote!!

+ silly sketches

[locusfandomtime]

cubb :) and more zed as promised!

pssst. cub and zed are still in the trans polls. if you want to vote..

[motherforthefamicom]

oh yea i can upload art this time uh heres a drawing from new years eve =]

[hopefuladdictions]

Ohhhh my god don't piss me off. Most influential yaoi poll and you're telling me Mikayuu is winning? I know it's just people who hate sasunaru voting for mikayuu on principle but RAHHHHH

The only acceptable people for sasunaru to lose to is spirk !!! Everyone knew these bitches are gay! They are way to obsessed with eachother !

Anyways if you love me vote sasunaru

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

In case it's hard to read/understand: "If I had a nickel for every time I had a story with a blonde girl named after a plant, who has a German father and a French mother but absolutely hates said mom, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

weird, extremely-specific tropes in my stories: pt 1

[lwfllygndrfld]

oh yeah this bad boy can fit so many gatsby references in it

and its not even a great gatsby fanfic (not yet)

[stabyou]

i feel very unloved and left out. i wish i had a big friend group like everyone else... but i always stick out like a sore thumb whenever im amongst a group. if only the antipsychotics could make my weird, unlikeable aura go away

[mifink]

so i've been wondering why i'm so obsessed with this book. it's not the best piece of literature i've probably read, it's not my favourite book either, it's not something that made me extremaly emotional. i understand why people don't like this book - the story is so well-known today it's actually painful. it's short and, as i said, nothing really special. yet i'm so fixated on it and i think it's because i can somewhat relate. it sounds cringe but well. i understand how it feels to be so greedy it hurts. i understand how it feels to want to be respected and seen as superior. i know how much time i spend wanting to be better, to be perfect, to people to fawn over me. how it feels to spend so much time around people you wish death yet still trying to be nice and polite to them because you're so fixated on how you want to be perceived. how awfully painfull it is to see someone so naturally perfect when you're biting your tounge almost all the time. all the lies you telll. how angry it makes you. you just want to scream at everyone, slap them in the face. but you can't, because your image matters to you more than everything else probably. most of the time you just want to ape shit and dissapear, start a new life and don't care about anything. how addiction works and how you make yourself believe it's not an addiction. and you'll never be happy or satisfied. for me jekyll's story is somewhat a story about greed. he wanted so much, so many different things. his appetite for both lifes was too big and it devoured him.