#im just a silly little guy i guess

[calicofoxxed]

WELCOME :3

hiiii !! I'm Calico or Martin idm which ! I'm a gay aroace boygirl and I use he/lun and some neos !!!!

I draw a bunch of shit!! mostly tma, tmagp, furry ocs, mlp and some mcyt stuff every now and then

I'm cringe and a loser

YOU CAN SEND ME ASKS AND REQUESTS IF YOU LIKE !!!! I can't promise I'll complete requests but still :3

I go mia every now and then I promise I'm not dead

comm info below the cut !!!

I ALSO DO COMMISSIONS !!!+ though they may be slow at the moment due to me being a student, dm for more info if you're interested !!!

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[spirits-art-blog]

Just spent way too long working on a meme, but I couldn't get the idea of these two as this image out of my head.

Below is the original image + the colored in sketch cus I like how it looked.

[angelicdonuts]

Guys I'm so sorry (I'm not) I love fnf soooo much dude

Anyway!! There's one more after this! It's gonna be oc focused :3 !

[alumirp]

The jester, the clown and the five reasons why luffy should NOT rule a kingdom

Trafalgar Law is a jester.

Not really, of course. He's a doctor, a prince, and most recently, a spy. It's not like Dressrosa is short-staffed or anything, he's just bored and the mission should be easy; enter the royal palace of Goa, gather intelligence on the court, leave, and then use that intel to find out if they're a kingdom worth allying with.

Of course, Cora-san would be reluctant to send him on such a mission, but with Doffy's permission and encouragement, there was little that Law's adoptive father, and Dressrosa's spymaster, could do about the matter, other than choosing Law's companion for the mission.

The plan was easy enough to follow; with the recent coronation of the new king, the Choosing Day would soon take place, where the new king would choose the new members of his royal court based on extensive trials and competitions. All Law had to do was apply for the position of royal advisor, approach the king and members of the court, find out how Goa worked and get to know the people of the kingdom. Meanwhile, his companion would apply for the position of court jester and use the seemingly silly position to gain intel in places Law could not go so easily, such as among the servants and attendants. Or that's how it would happen, if hes fucking chaperone wasn't an actual jester Buggy, the Star Clown, who was somehow a jester and a spy at the same time, screws up the entire mission by accidentally switching their tests, and so Law finds himself having to somehow become Goa's court jester in the name of the mission. All this while the actual jester now has to somehow get close to the king and gain his trust enough to become the royal advisor. It is much to Law's surprise that not only does the foolish king find him funny enough to have him as a jester, but that Buggy somehow earns the king's trust. And for some reason unknown to the gods, said foolish king, Luffy, seems to like Law for more than just morbid jokes.

They were, to say the least, fucked.

[bananabasedidiot]

the start of the book of bill is legit so funny

WARNING: do not open this fucking book

Then it's all "Time to get weird y'all"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

then bills all "I'm back baby! I said we'd meet again well here I am bitch!"

then this silly little Dorito has the gall to say he's fine. ahem are you so sure about that?

then he steals my blood. the end /j

you just know Stanley's spirit is metaphorically screaming in horror.

[markcavendish]

Apple tv: so we love your book but we'd like to make 1 or 2 small changes

Hugh howey: what?

Apple tv: you know that old guy with a dead wife that never leaves his workshop?? We're getting him lesbian divorced

Hugh: ok where do I sign

[velvetwyrme]

me while in the middle of writing like 4 other things: what if. soundwave/reader/jazz fic. what then.

[lindentree]

Been having a normal one folks

Song is Justice by The Dirt Poor Robins, and Redstone and Skulk is by @silverskye13

[weezerlvr228]

rivers if he was absorbed by poisonous gas but didn’t care too much

[locusfandomtime]

cubb :) and more zed as promised!

pssst. cub and zed are still in the trans polls. if you want to vote..

[ckb1077]

so Bojan and Mikke's insta story is next to each other on my phone

[skitskatdacat63]

These sketches are dedicated to everyone in the tags of my original post agreeing with my vision 🙏 but especially to @tinyweltmeister for the little snippet you wrote!!

+ silly sketches

[dogmasquerade]

Crimson One blaming Monarch for bringing about the Second Calamity. My brother in Dust you dropped the bombs.

[hopefuladdictions]

Ohhhh my god don't piss me off. Most influential yaoi poll and you're telling me Mikayuu is winning? I know it's just people who hate sasunaru voting for mikayuu on principle but RAHHHHH

The only acceptable people for sasunaru to lose to is spirk !!! Everyone knew these bitches are gay! They are way to obsessed with eachother !

Anyways if you love me vote sasunaru

[vampboy699]

Lowkey miss the feeling of being loved and appreciated without asking and or begging

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

In case it's hard to read/understand: "If I had a nickel for every time I had a story with a blonde girl named after a plant, who has a German father and a French mother but absolutely hates said mom, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

weird, extremely-specific tropes in my stories: pt 1