#im just a holy fool

[tiodolma]

merlin x morgana but morgana is singing "Judas" by Lady Gaga

When he calls to me, I am ready I'll wash his feet with my hair if he needs Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain Even after three times he betrays me

I'll bring him down, bring him down, down A king with no crown, king with no crown

I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby It's so cruel, but I'm still in love with Judas, baby I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby It's so cruel, but I'm still in love with Judas, baby Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as

I couldn't love a man so purely Even prophets forgave his goofy way I've learned love is like a brick You can build a house or sink a dead body

I'll bring him down, bring him down, down A king with no crown, king with no crown

I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby It's so cruel, but I'm still in love with Judas, baby I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby It's so cruel, but I'm still in love with Judas, baby Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as

In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance Fame hooker, prostitute, wench vomits her mind But in the cultural sense, I just speak in future tense Judas, kiss me, if offensed, or wear ear condom next time

I wanna love you But something's pulling me away from you Jesus is my virtue, and Judas is the demon I cling to I cling to

Just a Holy Fool, oh baby It's so cruel, but I'm still in love with Judas, baby I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby (Just a Holy Fool, whoa-oh-oh-oh) It's so cruel, but I'm still in love with Judas, baby Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa (Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as (Juda-a-a-as) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa (Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as (Juda-a-a-as)

IT FITSSSSSS

IT FITSSSSSS

[soliasere]

i cannot fucking stop singing this, I'm ready to tear my hair out ahhh

[sofiaruelle]

Judas, kiss me if offensed, or wear an ear condom next time - Lady Gaga, 2011

How are we doing, chat? 🙃

[strangersteddierthings]

So it's like, Eddie comes back and now he's like really affectionate to Steve in a way he wasn't before. Except it's not Eddie, it's Kas trying to pretend to be Eddie. Kas doesn't have Eddie's memories, just echos of feelings towards people and apparently Eddie had Super Strong Feelings towards Steve. So strong Kas thinks "They must have been lovers. If I play in love with the man with the nailbat, they will surely Believe I Am Eddie and I can help Vecna defeat them from within" and that is NOT the case.

Queue shenanigans as everyone tries to figure what who the hell is in their friend's body while trying to pretend they don't suspect a thing. Because the sudden affection for Steve is just the piece that tips the scale, because there's been an awful lot of things not adding up since Eddie returned. Like Eddie eating veggies happily while Wayne stares at him, suspicious and confused, or when Will asked about DnD and 'Eddie' was like what the fuck is that and Will's like... Dungeons and Dragons? The others said you were just as obsessed as us with it?? and Kas!Eddie has to be like "*nervous laughter* hahaha I jest I love the Dungeons and the Dragons". Etc.

And then poor steve is left to deal with this affection he wanted so bad before but doesn't want now because he didn't want Eddie for his body (even if it is a really nice body) but he liked all the things about Eddie that no longer seem to exist. He's not loud, he's not outspoken and wild, he doesn't care for music anymore, didn't even know what dnd was! Everything that made Eddie Eddie is gone and Steve doesn't know how to feel about finally getting what he wanted (Eddie's affection) but it's not the Eddie Steve fell in love with. But Steve's supposed to be distracting the imposter while the others work out a plan.

[vaggieslefteye]

CHARLIE MAGNE from HAZBIN HOTEL (2019): Pilot - "That's Entertainment" ↳ "So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption?"

[feralnightwing]

and my man thank u to my man

[elven-kisses]

I did this so fast but hopefully nobody looks at me bc I'm having a time over here about martyn specifically

[riacte]

I'll Bring Him Down

(CW: blood, death, Biblical references)

Ren is almost too kind for this world. Maybe Martyn will call him a saint because how eagerly he offers his enchanting services to everyone, but Ren is too flawed to be a saint. There are holes in his selfhood, his goodness haphazardly spilling out, he trusts too easily, reveals secrets he's supposed to keep, and he's made so many mistakes that Martyn wonders why he's still working for Ren.

It's the long game, right? He'll get Ren to trust him. Be his right hand man, even. And then a swift stab in the back.

Ren's hopes and dreams will come tumbling down at the very moment, and Martyn will relish in it. Martyn will be the very proof that kindness and forgiveness doesn't always work, and that serves Ren right! Ren can't live in his fantasy world forever. His goodness and naivety is almost an annoyance. And it is in Martyn's secret and twisted thoughts that he plans to ruin Ren for life. It's his biggest guilty pleasure, to build Ren up, coax and cajole Ren, kiss him tenderly on the ear, and then stab him in the heart. It's the ultimate betrayal.

He'll bring him down. Ren sits up there on his throne with his pretense of purity and kindness. No man is without sin. Martyn sees that gentle smile directed to him and it makes him want to wrench out his own heart. When he goes to hell, he's dragging his king, his fool with him.

But what Martyn neglects is his own vulnerability. Ren trusts and loves too easily, and backstabbing him is like low hanging fruit. Is that what Martyn really wants? An easy prey?

When his king calls to him, he's ready. He's a Hand, he's an axe ready to be swung and used. Ren keeps on forgiving him even when he shouldn't, his kisses an apology for his own weakness and a promise at the same time. Ren kisses Martyn's hand, his cheek, his ears, and finally his lips—

Martyn tastes copper and tears. He pushes himself forward, hungrily and desperately sinking into the kiss, clinging to the last of his body warmth even as Ren gurgles and blood spills from his mouth.

It is done, Martyn thinks faintly.

There's a bright red smear on his lips. Ren's blood taints him, corrupts him, but why would such a good man corrupt him? Martyn's rotten to the core from the start.

Martyn feels so hollow, like he's the one who's been betrayed. The thin veil in his temple has been violently torn into pieces. He falls onto his knees, the aftertaste of Ren lingering in his bloodied mouth. He'd wanted to take Ren and ruin him, but why is Martyn the one who's irreparably ruined?

In the end, it's Ren who brings Martyn down, down, down.

[lesbianorange]

[theunconcernedembalmer]

Saw you talking abou edgelord, how could anybody forget him? Also, I always think he sounds like Hollow Ichigo from Bleach’s English dub.

I don't watch Bleach so I had to look the guy up and. You know what. Yeah. Yeah.

[bloodykora]

Jesus Viktor is my virtue, but Machine Herald is the demon I cling to

[daeluin]

there may not be a big peterick fic but with your help it can be the christmas situationship for twenty years mutual pining fic!!!!!

[pretentiouswreckingball]

Listening to Judas by Lady Gaga and I feel like I’m alive again

[kisstheloststars]

tfw ur mother calls someone you find ugly prettier than you

[frost0wl]

why does literally every Lady Gaga song slap so hard.. especially her 2000s bops. How did she do that

[angeltism]

when the fuck did I have a name of a nyeow mewtual in my name hoard what