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oh hey drawendo, we thought you died
Nah mate I was in Australia having a sausage sizzle for a year
I'm back now and just settled in back in SoCal
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It's been a lot of minutes, have got your food yet?
YES WE DID FINALLY it was so bad tbh
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i just had to be rushed to the hospital to get a bunch of tests and injections(?) because a big ass field rat bit me (it only got my jeans cause they’re thick thank god) and pissed on me. i had to behead it to get it to let go bruh…😭 i lived my whole life in the countryside and didn’t know these things jump at you and don’t let go when they get scared…
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So y'all ever heard of uuuuuh cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome?
Because that shit. Put me in the hospital puking blood and bile for hours.
Officially the worst years of my life.
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Oh hi Dani we thought you were dead
#candyredask#anonymous#nah i was just like.#bf and I got last minute thrown into kentucky for a job thing that involves him#so i jusdt chilled in the hotel suite n kinda just played minecraft for 10 days#im home now
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i think i pissed off the universe somehow
everything is conspiring to give me a heart attack at the ripe old age of 25
#this is not about the pride parade btw#im home now#its about suddenly incurring 100 expenses and also my drs appointment for my bc being a mess#i feel like the universe is squishing me for fun#please let me go back to my original shape universe#i need it#atlas.txt
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so fucking real. im never getting off his face. he's gonna have to develop gills the way im drowning him
you cant be deranged enough when talking about him. you know the haley heynderickx song sane, idk what it's about but the opening line 'why am i frightened if it's all just a game' makes me think of him (in a sexy way). i want to sit on his face till his tongue prunes
#avds.got.mail#thea tag#sorry ig i was ignoring u but in my defence i was in a car with my parents and then kater a wedding#im home now#also unrelated but have u seen the great i think youd like it#nsfk
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When the sky does the thing
👌✨😩🌌💕🌄
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got an actual rapture believer customer on my very first day. i should go fuck myself for making small talk
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I got my first message from a bot, I feel like I am now fully a part of Tumblr now
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blood pressure was 162/120 with a map of 155 at work today
#heart rate in the 130s#they threw me on a monitor to make sure i wasn't in SVT or afib#because i straight up refused to go to the ER again#i was mad sweaty and pale and dizzy as shit#im home now#and i took some tylenol for my headache and imma try and rest my eyes
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Now that RIF has died I have fully transitioned
I feel at home already
@roadwrkahead
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