#im hilarious i know

[luselih]

did i ever mentioned that i used to make memes back in the day? 🥰

(update- VERY short dumb drabble about this, reader hinted to be able to get pregnant (no body description/gender specified)👇)

Welt let out an exhale of frustration and rubbed the bridge of his nose before he spoke in an annoyed tone as you took away his glasses and decided to play hide and seek with him instead of giving it back.

- "Y/n, you brat. I know damn well that you are somewhere here. Show yourself, or..."

- "Or what? You are not my daddy so you can't tell me what to do..."

- "oh really?" Welt snapped as he finally located you on his armchair and manhandled you over his desk, knocking off his papers and cup. His hand grasping your neck on the sides. His low voice sending chills of excitement and fear as he added at the end “well, i can definitely make you call me that tonight for sure, till your voice breaks or you make me a daddy for real.”

[sam82png]

i had to make this im sorr y😭 (citizen sleeper 2 spoilers)

[banethebloodgoat]

Can you guess who he's spraying at?

[forthbeaming]

this is what happened to my sense of humour.

[the-kipsabian]

things said on voice chat today

"aw shit hold on theres sugar on my shirt. being an absolute sugar tits over here smh"

[myneverendingemophase]

That’s my contribution to the FNAF fandom

And another version, more FNAF SL

[asketchydomesticatedgremlin]

gris grimly style my beloved... fun fact! my favorite childhood story was "The Masque of the Red Death" from the tales of mystery n madness book :D

this campaign runs half like slay the spire and its goofy, blue boi there got a wilder magic card (rolls a d8 to see which table to actually wild on) but tragically had to get rid of it after it nearly fused 2 guards together n then caused a gnome corpse rain.

as you can see, the purple lady (no she isn't a warforged, shes a bug thing) diiiidnt quite like that.

minor TW! no eyes/mild gore below

salty ass lil lady with family issues, she does NOT cope well.

[dark-academician]

SO WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME MATTY HEALY WAS IN SEINFELD???

[trixibebe]

Super inclined to design one of those cutesy to-do list note blocks with a Todo theme. Calling it my ToDo list.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[xpurplepiex]

chat i hope you find this as funny as i do

[transdragonlira]

@xenasaur

[unhappy-sometimes]

Anya’s new joke

inspired by this comment i saw on crunchyroll

those eden kids are a bad influence

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[ask-the-crimson-king]

[foggy-eyed-poet]

Dare I say

Little space baby?

Okay but now all the avatar’s who scared off Martin are going to have to pull a violent 180 when they realize it made Jon sad

Simon, appearing suddenly outside Martin's window: Listen here, Jon's actually sad you're avoiding him :(

Martin: Excuse me mr fairchild this is the 7th floor

Simon: He like likes you, you know? :(

Martin: (blushes) WHAT?!

Simon: Be kind to him. Don't you dare hurt my favorite nephew, my little sky child, my small baby bird :(

Martin: NEPHEW ?!!