#im hilarious i know

[luselih]

did i ever mentioned that i used to make memes back in the day? 🥰

(update- VERY short dumb drabble about this, reader hinted to be able to get pregnant (no body description/gender specified)👇)

Welt let out an exhale of frustration and rubbed the bridge of his nose before he spoke in an annoyed tone as you took away his glasses and decided to play hide and seek with him instead of giving it back.

- "Y/n, you brat. I know damn well that you are somewhere here. Show yourself, or..."

- "Or what? You are not my daddy so you can't tell me what to do..."

- "oh really?" Welt snapped as he finally located you on his armchair and manhandled you over his desk, knocking off his papers and cup. His hand grasping your neck on the sides. His low voice sending chills of excitement and fear as he added at the end “well, i can definitely make you call me that tonight for sure, till your voice breaks or you make me a daddy for real.”

[miffmuffin]

whenever someone asks me "whats that on your arms" i tell them to guess & discard their answer to say that i got into an extremely horrible fight with a bear.

similarly, whenever someone asks me where im from (im partially chinese & arab, my chinese features are pretty visible & im in an arab country), i tell them im an alien from space & tell them that im here to take over the world along with my several other undercover alien friends

[banethebloodgoat]

Can you guess who he's spraying at?

[myneverendingemophase]

That’s my contribution to the FNAF fandom

And another version, more FNAF SL

[asketchydomesticatedgremlin]

gris grimly style my beloved... fun fact! my favorite childhood story was "The Masque of the Red Death" from the tales of mystery n madness book :D

this campaign runs half like slay the spire and its goofy, blue boi there got a wilder magic card (rolls a d8 to see which table to actually wild on) but tragically had to get rid of it after it nearly fused 2 guards together n then caused a gnome corpse rain.

as you can see, the purple lady (no she isn't a warforged, shes a bug thing) diiiidnt quite like that.

minor TW! no eyes/mild gore below

salty ass lil lady with family issues, she does NOT cope well.

[dark-academician]

SO WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME MATTY HEALY WAS IN SEINFELD???

[trixibebe]

Super inclined to design one of those cutesy to-do list note blocks with a Todo theme. Calling it my ToDo list.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[transdragonlira]

@xenasaur

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[unhappy-sometimes]

Anya’s new joke

inspired by this comment i saw on crunchyroll

those eden kids are a bad influence

[ask-the-crimson-king]

[foggy-eyed-poet]

Dare I say

Little space baby?

Okay but now all the avatar’s who scared off Martin are going to have to pull a violent 180 when they realize it made Jon sad

Simon, appearing suddenly outside Martin's window: Listen here, Jon's actually sad you're avoiding him :(

Martin: Excuse me mr fairchild this is the 7th floor

Simon: He like likes you, you know? :(

Martin: (blushes) WHAT?!

Simon: Be kind to him. Don't you dare hurt my favorite nephew, my little sky child, my small baby bird :(

Martin: NEPHEW ?!!

[evelynpr]

Congratulations My Hero Academia for providing, possibly, the biggest and longest legit straightbaiting yet in shonen history.

Bonus points that their final chapter was released on yaoi day.

[starry-bi-sky]

danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.

(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)

(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)

Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.

anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.

[witchofthevale]

"You might be wondering why i'm here or... *seeks into oblivion & imagines killing luke* where i'm going"

Breaking the fourth wall...