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did i ever mentioned that i used to make memes back in the day? 🥰
(update- VERY short dumb drabble about this, reader hinted to be able to get pregnant (no body description/gender specified)👇)
Welt let out an exhale of frustration and rubbed the bridge of his nose before he spoke in an annoyed tone as you took away his glasses and decided to play hide and seek with him instead of giving it back.
- "Y/n, you brat. I know damn well that you are somewhere here. Show yourself, or..."
- "Or what? You are not my daddy so you can't tell me what to do..."
- "oh really?" Welt snapped as he finally located you on his armchair and manhandled you over his desk, knocking off his papers and cup. His hand grasping your neck on the sides. His low voice sending chills of excitement and fear as he added at the end “well, i can definitely make you call me that tonight for sure, till your voice breaks or you make me a daddy for real.”
#honkai star rail#honkai star rail x reader#im hilarious i know#honkai star rail x you#honkai star rail smut#honkai star rail x gender neutral reader#hsr smut#hsr welt#welt yang#welt x reader#welt x you#welt yang x reader#welt yang x you#x gn reader#x gender neutral reader#hsr x reader#hsr x you#hsr x y/n#hsr x gender neutral reader#hsr x male reader#hsr x female reader#hsr meme#honkai star rail memes
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Can you guess who he's spraying at?
#bane's nonsense#bane's art#my art#digital art#art#shitpost#dc#dcu#dc oc#batfam oc#oc#ocs#im hilarious i know
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That’s my contribution to the FNAF fandom
And another version, more FNAF SL
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf meme#fnaf memes#fnaf sl#fnaf sister location#lgbt memes#shitpost#im hilarious i know#michael is not a homophobe but this image was fitting in my image of funny ehehe#AND I KNOW BIDYBAB IS PRONOUNCED BEE-DYBAB IM STILL FUNNY LOOK At the text#*dies from springlock failure for the crimes against everything funny*
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gris grimly style my beloved... fun fact! my favorite childhood story was "The Masque of the Red Death" from the tales of mystery n madness book :D
this campaign runs half like slay the spire and its goofy, blue boi there got a wilder magic card (rolls a d8 to see which table to actually wild on) but tragically had to get rid of it after it nearly fused 2 guards together n then caused a gnome corpse rain.
as you can see, the purple lady (no she isn't a warforged, shes a bug thing) diiiidnt quite like that.
minor TW! no eyes/mild gore below
salty ass lil lady with family issues, she does NOT cope well.
#art#original art#dnd character#dnd#digital art#traditional art#weve got thorum the Vedalkin#(and entirely made of plants)#haunting typhoon the stormling#(homebrew species)#and my salty lil lady spireclaw#an air genasi#dnd vedalkin#dnd genasi#dnd homebrew#inspector spireclaw#yes the joke is inspector gadget mixed with dr claw#im hilarious i know#accidental#but spireclaw looks like the watcher lol#blind lady in purple#but she's actually an orb build!#cause im the only defect player in my group heheh
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SO WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME MATTY HEALY WAS IN SEINFELD???
#the 1975#matty the 1975#matty healy#the problemattic#seinfeld#kramer#but not really#ross macdonald#im hilarious i know
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Super inclined to design one of those cutesy to-do list note blocks with a Todo theme. Calling it my ToDo list.
#im hilarious i know#but no fr i think that would be super cute#the ishin chibis the other day inspired me#mystuff
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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i love normal guys doomed by the narrative
#either that or hilariously dysfunctional or both#tf one#orion pax#d 16#megop#megatron#optimus prime#my art#saw one post pointing out in the trailer that a like5 frame shot of megatrons cannon that was snuck between their mahoushoujo type transfor#mations and like.messed up deeply messed up u see how goofy best friends orion and megsy are theyre just silly guys but in every telling of#their story they always end up enemies ok like in a meta multiverse hopping way think about it.like oh my god prewar tfp megop was already j#juicy and earthspark divorced-remarried megop is like.RGHFH tf one is going to destroy me bc this is what they had Before do u get me#before the war before they fell apart before friends became enemies and hands were stained before the beginning of the end im so so normal#like ok.this silly tight goofy buddy dynamic thats shown in tf one so far is.is what they had before. its what they could have kept if only#if only things turned out differently. but in every world optimus prime and megatron end up leading opposite sides of the bloodiest war ever#ok.its a universal fact and everyone who knows any transformers knows this BUT THE CHARACTERS DONT THEYRE POWERLESS TO PREVENT IT#ill clean up these tags in the morning but like im so.so normal about fictional robot guys#anyway i was intending to draw a background for this but i got lazy and also spent too long on the hands!!!!so whatever
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Anya’s new joke
inspired by this comment i saw on crunchyroll
those eden kids are a bad influence
#i have an embarassing confession#i think yo mama jokes are hilarious#i always have like twenty of them ready to go#but im at the age where i should know better :(#so no mo yo mama jokes :(#spy x family#sxf#loid forger#yor forger#spyxfamily#anya forger
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Dare I say
Little space baby?
Okay but now all the avatar’s who scared off Martin are going to have to pull a violent 180 when they realize it made Jon sad
Simon, appearing suddenly outside Martin's window: Listen here, Jon's actually sad you're avoiding him :(
Martin: Excuse me mr fairchild this is the 7th floor
Simon: He like likes you, you know? :(
Martin: (blushes) WHAT?!
Simon: Be kind to him. Don't you dare hurt my favorite nephew, my little sky child, my small baby bird :(
Martin: NEPHEW ?!!
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Congratulations My Hero Academia for providing, possibly, the biggest and longest legit straightbaiting yet in shonen history.
Bonus points that their final chapter was released on yaoi day.
#first of all absolutely no hate to izuocha#i actually really like them together romantically or not. i love their dynamic so much#but you must know just how hilarious and absurd it is#that this series started with them crushing on each other#and then ochako's attraction to deku became an important part of her character#BUT they completely turn it around and made it about#deku's meaning as a hero and being saved#and ochakos expression of love and understanding others#like. that is legit very compelling and a beautiful relationship#but they did not become A Couple. at least- nothing confirms nor denies it#just like how a queerbait relationship would be#absolutely hilarious. i honestly love how it ended like this#doesnt mean i love the ending tho. oh boy its weird and legit bad in many areas#But this? My god I am so fucking sold.#God bless izuocha bakudeku and togachako i love you all#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#mha 430#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#bakudeku#bkdk#tgck#togachako#i dont think I'll tag izuocha cus...im scared#i really dont hate it guys I promise I dont#izuku midoriya#ochako uraraka
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out of the closet dan and phil preaching about how rpf is great actually is just so funny. like yeah man you guys just get free porn written about you and your boyfriend, of course you're pro rpf
#i know phil kind of sort of was like um maybe be careful in his fanfic video but mostly theyre just like WE love it :) so it's good :)#they're not even the ones saying it but the more they interact with our rpf is fine memes im like HDSJKFHDSKFS#like *i* love rpf but they've fully got friends who've been shipped and very much didn't like it#but dnp are like. ok not our problem. rpf forever#i do think if you asked them seriously they would have a much more nuanced answer but right now it just looks hilarious#phan
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danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.
(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)
(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)
Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.
anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc memes#danyal al ghul#dpdc#truly the epitome of “i dont faster than the bear i just need to be faster than YOU”#regardless of when Jason was with the league he *does* know that Danny loved Damian. don't ask me about the timeline because it'll be#*messsyyyy* and i've seen plenty of aus where jason was there while Damian as an infant so i can totally believe this could happen i just#need to do the mental gymnastics for it. not even. baby im faceplanting right into the mat and not getting up#the last meme is a tiktok sound that i found and thought was hilarious. and would also ABSOLUTELY be a story danyal would tell the#family after reuniting and developing a bond with them. damian has no recollection of this but is embarrassed nonetheless#danny spat that story out when he over heard damian claiming he doesn't have any embarrassing stories from the league. danny beat jason#to the punch and in the most deadpan voice said 'i remember you walking into my room. as a toddler. in nothing but a diaper. and picking#a marble up off the floor and holding it out. like the skull of yorick. before putting it as far down your throat as possible. i had to#stick my entire arm down your esophagus to pull it out. and save your life' before walking away#i got the ages wrong in the last image so just assume that danny recently turned seven and damian is like#18 months old#about a year and a half.
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"You might be wondering why i'm here or... *seeks into oblivion & imagines killing luke* where i'm going"
Breaking the fourth wall...
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