#im gonna try indica strain weed

[slamminslamminmcgill]

hi i’m back to laloposting and im being disgusting about it

perrito lore btw

warning: intox (weed and poppers for reader, coke for lalo), anal, oral, rimming, dubcon/noncon, ass to pussy (⚠️do not try this at home⚠️), gaslighting, petplay, the tiniest hint of transphobia for flavor

anatomical terms: pussy/cunt, t-dick

“So this is my family’s latest strain. Tell me what you think.”

Famous last words that Lalo uttered while packing a bowl for you, cradling an obscenely large bong in your lap with you seated in his. He knew damn well that a few rips of this would nuke the speech center of your brain. No way you’d be able to tell him what you think. The stickiest of the Salamanca icky was an indica hybrid that would shut you down. It’d have you under complete couch lock. You’d get so high that you wouldn’t be able to tell your leg from your arm.

And that’s exactly what he wanted.

For you, though. Not for himself.

No, he needed to stay fully cognizant for this to work.

And what better way to lock in than with some hard-hitting, sucker-punch type bumps of luxurious cartel-grade nose candy, brushed into a few delicate lines on a compact mirror.

About 3 bong rips, 2 lines, and maybe 15 minutes later, your pants were off, and two of Lalo’s fingers were lubed up and stretching your ass out.

“Good, right?”

“Guhhh-huh, ha—hahaha… yeeeahhh…” You gurgled, twitching and squirming in time with his fingers. But then they went still.

“I meant the pot, dummy. How’s it treating you?” He asked, tenderly ruffling your hair with his unlubed hand.

You giggled, let your eyes flutter shut, and nodded.

“You feeling like a good doggy?”

Another nod from you.

“Prove it. Get me hard.”

You tumbled off his lap and onto the floor between his legs, pawing at his jeans to get them off him. Once his soft cock was out, you immediately shlurped it into your mouth, nursing it to make it grow big and strong, and long enough to fuck your throat.

“Yeah, yeah, mmm, choke on it.” Lalo said, taking a fistful of your hair, a handle to hold your head like an unfastened briefcase. Your jaw hung open for him to thrust into your throat as easily as any other hole. “Choke on it. Choke on it, mijo, c’mon. You got it.”

When he got bored of that, he scooted to the edge of the couch and held his legs up.

“Lick,” was all he needed to say for you to stick your tongue inside his asshole. He loved watching you degrade yourself. He couldn’t help it. You’re just so cute when you do that for him! Especially when you bounce up and down to tonguefuck him, all with a huge smile on your face.

He returned the favor, of course. Not long after, he had you bent over, face pressed into the dark, plush corner of the couch cushion, his dexterous tongue teasing your rim. Tracing circles, up and down, but not in. Not at first. So that when his tongue did push in, you could feel it radiating up your spine.

“Fuck! Fuckfuckfuck, oh my god, ohmygodohmygodohmygod, Lalo! Fuck!”

Though the words left your lips in rapid succession, you weren’t processing their meanings. They were mere vocalizations, not conscious words that you decided to say. Your body said them for you. Or rather, his tongue made your body talk. And his fingers, pinching and rolling your t-dick between them, made your body shake with need.

All of this was to work you open for his thick cock. No matter how many times you’d taken it up your ass, it was always a test of your abilities.

Lalo handed you a small glass bottle that rattled when he shook it. Poppers.

“Take big hits, puppy. You’re gonna need ‘em.”

You uncapped the bottle and huffed the noxious fumes inside, a few second inhale for one nostril, then the other. You barely got the cap on the bottle before you started to feel the effects. Your whole body was warm, soft, pliable. Your head was spinning, asshole pulsating, inviting him inside. A swipe of cold lube was the only warning you got before his blunt head breached your ring.

“A-Ah~! Fuck! Fuck!!!”

“Shhh, sh, sh, you got it. You can take it. Good boy.” Lalo cooed as he pushed in, making room for himself inside you. He got in up to the hilt, and sighed contentedly. “Mmm, so tight, perrito (doggy). Told you, you can take it.” He praised you with two gentle pats on your ass cheek. “Ready?”

“Mhm…” you whimpered.

Lalo withdrew his hips, sliding almost all the way out, keeping only his tip inside, and snapped them forward, pulling a pitiful cry from you. He did it again, a gradual retreat, and a hard hit back in. The slow tempo and high impact served to relax your tight hole, loosening you up until he could thrust a steady tempo. You’d gape so beautifully for him later.

“Eso es, eso es, te putito. Me estás tomando tan bueno. Buen chico. (That’s it, that’s it, you little whore. Taking me so well. Good boy.)” Lalo said, mainly to himself. He didn’t really care if you understood him or not. You’d get the message, especially when it was punctuated by a sharp spank.

Whining into the cushions and gripping onto them for sanity, you bounced your ass backwards to meet his thrusts. The pain of the initial stretch had long since subsided, and you were able to enjoy the intense sensations of getting ass-fucked.

That is, until he pulled his cock out and stuck it in your pussy.

You gasped, head poking up and spinning back to look at him. “La—Lalo! That’s—mm!—That’s my pussy!”

“Hm?” Lalo hummed, quirking an eyebrow in response to your obvious proclamation. “No it’s not. I’m in your ass, baby.”

What? What the fuck is he on about? Did he not just pull out and switch holes on you? Was it an accident? Did he just not notice? No. Bullshit. It couldn’t have been. There’s no way he didn’t realize. The distinct squelching of your sopping wet cunt as he fucked it was proof enough to the contrary. Also, it’s your body. Your pussy he’s lucky enough to be inside of. Even if he couldn’t feel the difference, you did. How could he even try to argue that?

“I told you, we’re only doing anal tonight. Don’t you remember? Silly boy. Silly little puppy,” Lalo sneered as he continued to fuck your pussy.

You shook your head, and bravely tried to correct him, “N-No, Lalo, I’m—ah! I’m telling you, it’s in my—“

But he managed to correct himself, and stick it back in your ass. As if it never happened.

“Listen to me, mutt.” Lalo barked, grabbed you by the hair, and yanked you up until your back hit his chest. His hot breath ghosted over your ear as he growled, “Like I said,”

He continued to fuck your ass as he lectured you.

“I’m only…”

Then your pussy.

“fucking…”

Ass.

“your ass…”

Pussy.

“tonight.”

Ass.

“If I wanted your pussy,”

Pussy.

“I’d take it.”

Ass.

“But I don’t.”

Pussy.

“Because, tonight…”

Ass.

“You’re gonna get fucked…”

Pussy.

“Like a real man.”

Ass.

“Okay?”

“Okayyy…”

He pressed a tender kiss to your temple, and said, “Good boy.”

You lost track of the switching soon after that. Oh well. Whichever hole he fucked felt good regardless, and the sensation of switching between them was incredible. Lalo could take whatever he wanted from you, and you’d let him. He knew you so well.

Despite his insistent words to the contrary, you went to bed with his load leaking out of both holes. Someday you’ll learn not to think you have him all figured out.

[holeposts]

my insomnia is such a bitch because there's nothing that just consistently works. a supplement or a technique will work for a while and then just suddenly stop working for no reason. low-dose melatonin worked for a years and now it actually keeps me awake. background music worked for a while and now it just distracts me from falling asleep. it's like a picky child who says apples are their favorite food and then the next day spits those apples right into your face. fuck this.

[sortagaysortahigh]

The Zooter’s Guide to Getting Zooted

Just wanted to remind everybody that smokes to do it ✨safely✨. As Lord of the Zoots its my job to ensure that everyone woking smeed is being safe about it! So here’s my guide to ✨safe meditation✨based off my own experiences :)

Warnings: mentions of drug use (Marijuana), I am not a doctor or an expert, I’m just a stoner

KNOW YOUR LIMITS.

Take care of your body and your lungs, if youre asthmatic no judgement here but make sure you take them inhalers and shit. Also i recommend boiling orange peels and ginger and inhaling the steam as a mini lung detox/steam therapy. It also helps if youre congested

Practice safe detoxing! Its important to keep your body healthy when you’re a ✨pothead✨. I detox a few times a week by making this green juice in the morning and by doing the steam therapy.

Dont smoke with strangers OR people you arnt comfortable with, this can lead to a panicky high and also its just not safe babes

If you think someone around you is way too high cut them off, we look out for eachother around these parts. And if you know youre going past your limit slow tf down.

Never go smoke without water or something to drink (preferably not alcohol unless you want to get crossed, thats your business).

I recommend investing in a CBD pen! You don’t need a weed card to buy cbd products. If youre having a strong high/bad high the cbd can help to mediate the thc in your system

If you start to panick stop smoking asap, drink some water and sit back, just breathe through it and let someone sround you know. if its because of an edible, eat something and lay down flat on your back, your weight holding you down will help w the anxiety

KNOW YOUR STRAINS. Indica and Sativa are the two main strains. Indica mellows you out and Sativa is more psychoactive, then ofc a hybird is the mix of both. If you’re buying medical grade oui’d definitely ask your plug what the base strain and flavor is (flavors are just the names: ie key lime og, cheesequake, og kush, purp, etc)

Understand the measurement system for buying oui’d, prices vary from state to state and depending on if its medical or not. But a dime is 1g, a dub is 2gs,an eighth/kd is 3.5gs, a quarter is 7gs, a half is 14gs, and an ounce is 28gs. This will literally save your ass if you wanna cop oui’d. If youre unsure of prices just think of it like 1g is $10

If you don’t smoke often don’t let people pressure you into smoking a lot, you can get v sick and usually this leads to a bad high. If you do start to feel sick drink water and eat bread-y type foods, make sure you eat slowly so your body can adjust.

If you’re gonna smoke regularly learn how to roll joints, my personal favorite sheets (that you can get on amazon) are the bambu hemps, Theyre thinner sheets so they can tear easy but practice makes perfect :)

I dont smoke out of tobacco based products and i dont use funnel in my joints ever (i use a little bit of rosemary sometimes). But a few of my favorite alternatives for blunts are: king palms, mintys mint wraps, and high hemp wraps. Im pretty sure you can get those all on amazon!

If youre smoking out of a pipe make sure its clean!!! If youre smoking out of a bong make sure its been cleaned (the swamp waters cool but the actual pipe thing and bowl). Bong water being swampy is one thing but if the bowl and shit are dirty snd have old residue and ash in them thats bad for you and your lungs

Eye drops are your bff, not even just for getting rid of redness, the smoke can burn the fuck out of your eyes, so invest in some eyedrops.

Finally dont try to cover the smell up with perfume, the smell can make you sick and you’re still gonna smell either way. No matter what your high ass friends tell you, you still smell.

[notyobabygirl]

💗 heyy thanks for replying to my question earlier! so basically the 2nd part to my question kinda depends on which you have done. i’ve smoked weed/taken edibles probably 10 times over the past 2 years. and every time i either limit myself so i feel fine, but i still don’t love the high i get from it. other times i’ll feel like i’m burning up inside really bad and i regret getting high. i also feel like i’m in major slow motion every single time and i hate it, it feels like my body is in a constant free fall lol. and whenever i try to sleep after getting high on indica strains, my brain like will not shut up and it’s just so weird. idk if this is because my boyfriend always get the best/strongest weed, or if it’s just my body’s reaction because i hardly ever get weed high? idk why but i wish i was one of those people that loved weed lol especially since my boyfriend smokes daily, i could use that to my advantage but i just don’t like it. maybe i need to smoke more often?? anyways, i did molly for the first time a few months ago and i’ve done it 3x total now and i LOVE it. because i don’t really feel “high” and my body doesn’t have a reaction like it does to weed (other than the jaw thing and touching stuff feels crazy sometimes) rolling on molly honestly makes me feel so sexy and happy and i get so vulnerable with the people around me which is rare for me. i’ve been doing some research and i’m considering buying shrooms to microdose on… i’ve heard there’s some amazing benefits and i’ve always wanted to try shrooms but ik a lot of people have scary trips on them and i don’t want to experience that. another thing, literally all of my friends do coke but i’ve never tried it. my boyfriend used to have a lowkey coke addiction and i’m the one who helped him quit it and he refuses to do it now. but i’m such a curious person and when all my friends do it it makes me want to try it. but idk what the high would be like at all. i’ve heard it’s less psychological than molly and shrooms, and you don’t get the body high like on weed? i’ve heard you just get hella energy and a good mood from it? but idk. so i was gonna ask if you have ever done shrooms or coke and how you felt or liked them. and if you had similar highs to me from weed or molly if you’ve done it! :) only if you’re comfortable sharing your experiences and which you’ve done of course. and ik i probably sound like a crazy person wanting to try new drugs lol but i’m just curious and idk if i ever will venture out to anything more. but i had such a positive experience with trying molly, i wouldn’t be surprised if future me says F it and does try something new lol

I have tried weed a couple times and I never have liked it. my ex was a huge smoker and sometimes I would be like I wish I could smoke with him but looking back im so thankful I never got into a smoking faze. if you dont like weed, then dont push it!! I have done Molly and I do like it but It deff has to be the right setting and with the right people. I've done it at festival/concerts and always had a good time on it. but I know people who have had awful come up and come downs so just be careful on it! ive done shroom twice and didnt really feel anything from it but heard good things about it. I would 100% stay away from coke, I know so many people that have overdosed and now so much shit is laced with it. im not toooo experienced when it comes to doing drugs like that but if anyone in the comments is comfortable with giving their opinions please comment!!

[glitterglockz]

june 1

happy june first angels. i just wanted to give y’all a quick update and just vent. rn i smoking a durban poison pen, it’s a sativa. how do y’all order ur weed. i used to just pick the one who’s name appealed to me. like sour patch kids or raspberry cough. but once i really started to get into it more i started doing more research and picking based on the symptoms, it’s powers and potency. i love sativa bc it’s like motivating and helps me to be creative and my self. indica is for like sleepy time lol but maybe i need to give it a try. hybrids are also cool. but lemme get into the gas i got on me. so in the gemini bday blog (imma post that one later) i copped a pen, durban poison, from a smoke shop in harlem. the thing ab this pen is that u can just hit it without needing a charger. so literally all u have to do is pull. sounds a lil dangerous and addictive ? idk i think i hit it everyday omg i went to my grandmas house and i hit it in the hospital when she was visiting her friend. but anyway durban poison is calm, i be feeling lit and creative and supportive and encouraged. so when i looked it up, it said that durban poison was among one of the most potent strains of sativa and it’s known for effects like energizing, focusing and uplifiting. also fostering creativity. i also have jelly bean runtz which was marketed to me as an “exotic”. but let’s find out. jelly bean runtz is a sativa dominant hybrid and is recognized for its uplifting, energetic and creative effects. -since i graduated college, im back home and my mom don’t know i smoke, so durban poison it is. i also sak into the liquor cabinet from time to time. rn im sippin on coke and honey jack daniels. it’s so yummy 😍. im also trying to become a bartender, my sexci ass 😚. i don’t have the certificate tho i think i should go back. i also contemplate this in the piece titled degree. but yeah a hookah lounge is hiring bartenders and that’s kinda the vibe i want. pray for me please 🥹. i got hired at urban outfitters and im so excited. this opportunity is gonna help me get into fashion, develop my style and serve looks. imma be taking and posting flicks. imma get dressed up everyday and film like a video and post on tik tok. im working in the mall which is like a dream. i got a nice cinabon and compliments from strangers. time to make a new ig account. i also stopped by morphe and spoke to the manager ab a job. so yea i want to work at urban, maybe an aritzia, Sephora, Mac or like ulta but def a bar. i also make work at a pilates studio. the school i graduated from also has a research position available which is remote so imma apply. i also want to get good at trading. life is so much money, i wanna go to summer jam. and my credit card debttttt. omg 🥲🥹. 4k, imma def have to get in my depop bag ! but yeah i just want Sephora gratis and i love makeup but what’s meant to be will be. im so bored and miserable. nothing to watch, nothing to listen to. idk maybe i have to look more. my skin so oily and my pores big asl. so yeah im praying june brings me consistency, growth, resilience, bartending job and maybe the pilates studio job. in my hippie era. i hope my hairstyles go as planned and i serve looks at work, make $$$ from trading, sell stuff on depop and get nice at bartending. i also want to meet new people, fall in love w myself, get nice at tik tok and take risks! make better choices, prioritize happiness. go to the beach, eat good food, read and just be authentic. at peace