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ewwwww i bet he smells like tuna rn.. anyways the new outfits r so fugly but its ok bc satan eats them up anyways
#obey me shall we date#obey me#artists on tumblr#obey me nightbringer#obey me satan#art#obey me fanart#satan obey me#obey me art#artwork#catshark#catshark satan#im gonna beat his ass#gently!!!!#(im lying)
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i am NOT okay guys
#this is about welcome home#eddie...#crying my eyes out#AUUUGHHHH#i am not getting ANY sleep tonight fellas!!!#how come its always eddie that catches my eye on major updates#god damn it edward#im gonna beat his ass#silly#welcome home
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I stand with Louis no matter what. If either lestat or armand did that shit to me and people talked about me the way they talk about louis on here and on twitter you're gonna see me in history books
#mad at louis for not giving a fuck about magnus' lair when he was gonna kill lestat mind you he literally starved to death and DIED#not 3 days prior to going to kill lestat. louis explicitly said he was gonna go die with them coven niggas like louis was crashing out#and you mean to tell me hes supposed to give a fuck about their trauma at this time???????#girl fuck you. and your bald headed mammy i wish somebody would say that shit to me after they killed my kid#gaslighting and beating me and leaving me to die and they wanna say i should be nicer fuck you#i have to comfort the nigga who drove me to attempt after said attempt when writhing in agony but im the bad guy#cus i was a pimp a century ago go to the deepest pits of hell#and the pimp stuff is crazy cus none of what louis did as a pimp had a relationship to how he acted with his partners bc they had more power#in both relationships louis is powerless. jim crow Louisiana gay married to a white man and stuck in dubai with a 500 year old demon#who routinely gaslights and emotionally abuses him#louis pimping out women has an effect on his relationships to WOMEN. specifically black women. not them lil 2 pump ass niggas he was fucking#yall piss me off so bad yall really vex me at times#iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#ldpdl#loumand#loustat
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gramma having signs of dementia and kept asking me when will I graduate over and over infront of my dad
#STOPPP STOP IT GRAMMA YoU’RE GONNA GET MY ASS BEAT ALSHSKSKDKFKFKFL#I GET IT IM TRYINGGGG LAHAAKSJKS LMAOOOO#delete later#‘hopefully one or two more semester gramma… hahahaha’ *sweats*#my dad angrily flipping his newspaper
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You’re weakly set along your bed, facing the ceiling. Your face scrunches as you try to focus your thoughts for a moment, but nothing works. You can’t even open your eyes right now.
There’s a creak at the door. It gives a high-pitched groan as it opens. Then closes. Heavy sliding steps near the edge of the bed, stopping next to it with a whir. You expect a sudden weight forcing the mattress down at your side. But… a pause. There’s nothing.
Then a slight mechanical shift lowering over you. A faint breath touches your face as the side of a muzzle slowly rubs against your head.
There’s a weight on the bed next to your shoulder, then by your legs. You manage to open your eyes enough to see the worn animatroic suit set itself on the bed and on top of you. He slowly, carefully wraps around you, one hand trailing down your side, holding you there lightly.
He gives a heavy exhale.
His smoothed nose gently nuzzles your cheek. His resonant yet labored breaths slowly turn calm, rolling through the air, turning to a graveled purr. All of your thoughts melt at the filling sound: nothing else could have you now.
“Hush. I’ve got you,” he whispers softly. He sets the side of his head against yours. His good ear curls over the top of your head, and with the final movement, you relax.
-heartbeat anon
#INMG ONANNA BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS I KNOW EHERE YOU LIVE I KNOW YOUR HOPOUSE#IM GONNA GRAB YOU BY YOUR ANKLES AND DUNK YOU IN THE NEAREST RIVER#OH. OH MY GOD. IM SO RED RN#WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK#ANON I CANM TELL YOU'RE FUCKING QWATCHING ME AND EVERY SIMPY POST I MAKE#GTHEJN NOSE NUZZLE KUISS IM CRAZY#IM CRAZY OIM CARY IM CRAZY IM CRAYXU IM CRAUYC IM CARAUYC#IM FUCKING INCOMPREHBIENSIBKLE#spacie splains#OH WHAT I WOULDNT GIVE TA HAVE HIS WEIGHT ON TOP OF ME.#CAN YOPUP#ARE TYIOYU ALSO THINKOING#GYUT#YOU'RE LIKE IN MY HEAZD#HOW KTHJEJ FUJCK#BITES MY KNUCKLE TILL IT BLEEDDS\#THE PURRING#IM WEAK FOR THE PURRING#IMIANGINE IGN MHIM.#JHIM PURRPING OH MY GOD#FACE IN HANDS FACE IN HANDS#HE KISSES IN HIS OWN WAYYY FUCK IM SO WEAK FOR HIM#SCREAMS IN2 MY PIILLOW#BYUJNNNJY BOYFRIRENDF#heartbeat anon
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kids when they hear that their dad is back in town VS. kids when theyre hanging out with a conman that accidentally stole their wallet once
im not even joking btw
bonus heres me being crazy about them in dms ^^^
#mob psycho 100#mp100#shou suzuki#sho suzuki#reigen arataka#i know sho doesnt actually BELIEVE his dad is back but even just that split second reaction is a weird one to have over your dad coming bac#he was like 'say sike rn... wait that aint right.'#shou watching them on the bottom floor while being isolated up in the corner at the end of the third stage play. and saying#'it's nice that they're so easygoing.' all wistfully???? im killing somebody#reigen calling him a poor thing and worrying about him DESPITE knowing his mischievous ways. ugh#gonna quote my reaction to clip rq#'bro [shou] heard him [reigen] talking about guardianship over children and making sure theyre safe over anything else and was like-#'this is getting too real for me i gotta make fun of him immediately.''#idc WHAT yall think to ME that was such a thick layer of defense mechanism that even though reigen's guardianship speech wasnt directed#at Sho he still felt the intrinsic urge to shoot back because of what hes experienced with people who are SUPPOSED to be protecting him.#would yall believe me if i told you i am totally insane#there are SO MANY THINGS. woven into their interactions that really enhance it#its totally silly! yes! but also! it is a legitimate ARC of GROWTH within their relationship! we watch as Sho starts off#with no trust in the man at all (although for a pretty good reason)#and over time he realizes hes NOT total shitbag#of course this doesnt mean hes completely vulnerable with him. its easy to infer that his distrust in certain people is formed from#a lifetime of being let down and incapability of dependency on certain trusted adults. his defense must be so heavily built up#even after gaining some sort of trust from Shou Reigen will NOT be exempt from his impish defense mechanisms.#sho will not make himself emotionally available as he would then be open to being hurt by someone else he thought could trust#his 'carefree and prankish' behavior is the wall between himself and such an intense feeling of disappointment and hurt and loneliness#but i like to think hes also just silly. hehe#man that stage play huh. shoots every fatal drug directly into my bloodstream#shou's trust and father issues VS stupid conman who has the common sense to not let children be beat up by grown ass adults. who will win.#i mightve forgotten something but. i think this is pretty packed full already so i am pleased. thank you for reading <3#meowmeow art
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friendly? its gonna be a massacre. im gonna destroy him and drag his card home and never touch it again bc i couldnt care less about this game but hes my loml and i need him DESPERATELY UGHHHH
#his silly pose ughh im gonna give him a reason to hold his hip like that once im done beating his ass ! ! ily ily ily i#babbles#genshin tag#tbd
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theory but maybe we haven't gotten much twiyor in the recent chapters because ever since twilight acknowledged in chap. 86 that yor has become an emotional weakness for him, (at least, it was implied? that's what i interpreted, anyway), he might be distancing himself from her and anya
#just a thought#spy x family#spy x family manga#spy x family manga spoilers#spy x family spoilers#twiyor#agent twilight#yor forger#im gonna beat his (twilight's) ass frfr if he doesn't square tf up and face his feelings
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>video about Frank Horrigan
>comments are turned off
Yeah that tracks. Frank Horrigan is the biggest example of the Fallout fandom just completely missing the point of a character, Frank Horrigan fanboys prop him up as some chad alt right supersoldier but in reality he's a tragic character who is completely misguided and brainwashed, throwing away his life for the very people who tortured and abused him. Frank Horrigan is an allegory for those who would sooner heartlessly destroy those similar to them than to admit that they are being used and abused too
#I actually really love Frank Horrigan as a character. Especially since he's psychotic#He's an awful person but his story tells a lot about the Enclave and the world of Fallout 2#Augh Im in too deep now Im gonna start rambling abt fo1 and fo2#I should replay them......#Embarrassingly I never finished fo2 I could NOT beat Frank Horrigan he stomped my ass good#malhare.txt
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Why do people still ship this with the same flavor of their original dynamic when they've had SUCH a BAD breakup???
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NAGI?!? WHAT SELFISH BULLSHITTERY IS THIS???? I GET IT, THEY'RE ALL MEANT TO BE EGOISTS BUT MAN LITERALLY BUILT YOU UP AND GAVE YOU SOCCER AND LOOK AT THE LEVEL OF DISRESPECT YOU HANDED HIM OMF.
THIS IS LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF A TELENOVELA. BLAMING HIM FOR 'NOT EXCITING YOU ANYMORE'? JESUS I DON'T THINK I CAN LIKE THIS MAN.
funnily enough i was wondering how people shipped Nagi and Isagi when they were both in such solid ships already (Reonagi, Bachisagi) but I guess I got my answer. Nagi chose Isagi. Got damn.
Still prefer Bachisagi.
#blue lock#bluelock#nagi seishiro#reo mikage#nagireo#reonagi#nagisagi#bachisagi#this shit was CRAZY#LEFT MY MOUTH WIDE OPEN#I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE UGLY BECAUSE OF HOW FLIPPANT NAGI WAS AND HOW MUCH SPITE REO HAD BUT OMF NAGI YOU PIECE OF SHIT#im on team reo now fr fr you beat this man up/key his car/make him kneel/ anything for your healing journey go on#gay ass soccer players making me get out the popcorn and gasp theatrically while clutching my chest#also chigiri and kunigami are so cute wow#bllk liveblogging
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Guess what FUCKING DAY IT IS
#smtwo thursday#OK SO. WE LEFT OFF WITH TOME AND REIGEN AND SERIZAWA GETTING THROUGH TO MOB#AND OBVIOUSLY HES LIKE DEVESTATED#i would be too i would lose my mind#Serizawa got away THANK. GOD.#KITTEN WHAT ABOUT THE KITTEN WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO IT DID IT LEAVE TOO?? IS MOB GONNA GET IT OUT OF THERE BEFORE HE LOSES HIS SHIT?#is Mob going to beat Teru's ass (deserved)#whats happening with shou? WHERES RITSU?? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH TOICHIROU RN???#DID HE WAKE UP#IS HE ALONE#OH wait no i think Rei is still there#yeah Rei's still there#will she be able to stop him from leaving if he wakes up? probably not but at least hes not by himself rn#will i lose my mind this chapter?#idk#all WONDERFUL questions that im sure I'll have some of the answers to by the end of this chapter#youd better believe im keeping you updated
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pov u r going to comicon in a few months so u went charity shop hunting for a cosplay and found half of it in a singular day :)
#me#my face#cosplay wip#cosplay#can. can yuo g. can yuo guess who im gonna. coughs. can y#the last half are some matching pants and a wig... maybe a mask also idk if i should get a custome one or just rock a normal blue defult on#cuz thats kinda his brand ig. boring ass.#oh i also need a briefcase i spose. thatll be much harder to find cheep tho.... if its a cheap beat the hell up one tho#itd be literally perfect#anyway. young girl to boring old man pipeline starts here folks. :)#edit: i am not going for full 100% likeness tho btw. i will add some buttons and the triangles to the suit ofc but i dont care tooo much ab#missing the breast pocket. plus i can paint the clouds on the tie itll be fine ^_^. my shoes will just be my work shoes#theyre not the most comfy things in the world but theyre black and the same general ish shape and i wear em all day already so im used to e#unless i find some cheap shoes that're more similar cuz my work shoes have a pattern on em idk...#either way i go for comfort over anything else with cosplays anyway so this all works out :]
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Louis grew up a closeted black gay man in Jim Crow New Orleans ion know why Daniel keeps trying to pick fights with that man as if he won't put some vaseline on his face and beat his ass with a lock in his hand
#like please show some self preservation skills you doofy bitch#hes gonna cut you#hes gonna knock your teeth out for funsies. that nigga is too repressed to not put you 6 feet under. hes gonna fuck you up.#hes gonna leave you in the yamcha/family guy death pose then go about his day like please leave that nigga lone#like me personally im not fighting no gay southerner as a gay southerer my damn self#and armand be feeding him like hes gonna destroy that old ass man and imma laugh cus you shoulda shut thee fuck up#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#ldpdl#iwtv 2022#iwtv spoilers#daniel molloy#hes gon beat that nigga so bad hes gonna turn his life around
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Miguel every fight and also just in general
#he’s just like YES IM BEATING THIS PERSON IN A FIGHT! and he starts scrambling and mentally begging for his life or a very quick death#and then he starts kicking ass again#it’s a beautiful (…) cycle#he’s just like me fr (gets worse and better and worse and better and#miguel o’hara#spiderman 2099#spider man 2099#m&m posts#miguel is just like me because we’ll both say ‘this time i’m gonna do it’ on the way to the store but will be fine on the way back
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#thanks for the dm dana sjfdhsjdfs#genuinely like all the fatigue of the past few months hit all at once this morning and when im overly stressed my mental health#gets bad. like really really bad#it was nice 2 laugh abt something ridiculous ajkhjkdfsdh#fnaf#spacie scribbles#at first this was gonna be springtrap talking 2 me but it makes more sense if its you lmaoksjdfkslfdj#i dont remember what your sona looks like forgive me 😭#and i didnt wanna dig something up for this shitpost so#i shuld learn 2 draw gore so that when i feel really bad like this i can draw characters getting hurt#genuinely think that would make me feel better#well. ig ik what imma be spending the rest of tonight doing#imagine being such a pathetic old decrepit creature that a couple plastic balls are all it takes ta destroy you#i could beat his ass. its canonically possible for me ta beat his ass#i wouldnt even hafta try that hard#buddy. you're DONE#also his hips.....#damn#thighs are a weakness of mine like dude.#look at his shit bro. this is fucking ludicrous#the way his stance is#auuugh#sickening
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CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER (bark), THRILLER (bark) NIGHT
Usopp's outfit is so funny for reals
He got the whole squad laughing
Luffy enablers at it again.... (Robin.... I know.....)
The humor panels so far have been so good!!! God this arc is so funny
HE SAID IT‼️‼️
They look like birds 😭😭
It's just too good... luffy taking cerberus and zombies what can't he do
It's just banger after banger what can I say
Franky feeling for other people because of his guilt complex and sanji lying through his teeth and pulling out the women excuse to seem unaffected... yeah
Look at them.... look how they ate
Omg joyboy reference?? (No)
Sanji is rubbing off on usopp.... also chopper noticing that is sogeking's weapon akdhaksjak
ANOTHER SLAY!!!!!
Their priorities: I'm not strong enough, there isn't enough food, and nami isn't here
Franky going from wanting to kill brook for his jokes to making a joke like his after he hears his backstory... exactly (Robin was already enabling him before the backstory even fdagjsfha)
Sanji is altering his body and actually being on fire to communicate to us how fucking mad he is..... I need more of him going insane I do I do
My god what is he doing ALDJALAJALA
AHSAHAHQHAH THEY ARE THE SAME!!! naaah sanji wouldn't force a woman to be his wife
You cant see me but I am nodding my head in agreement over and over
You don't understand he altered his body to communicate to us how mad he is. He inploded himself and then reconstituted again. Those germa 66 genes are insane
You tell em usopp!!!! The first of many girls you've scared into defeat!!! Akdjqknql
Zoro zombie regressed to not trusting robin akdjaks he's still in there
ROBI-CHO SUPLEX??? HELL YEAAAAAH
There is zosa- [GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT]
Super frapper gong.... he is doing combo shots with frobin... omg.... parents....
Everything is so fun I'm having such a good time reading.... and then zosan angst like damn I am being fed well here
#in the anime the guys didn't say they wanted to die aldjlajala for the kids luffy just wants to turn into a clam#thriller bark is so funny.... 'worst arc' my ass.... it's funny as hell and then we get zosan angst. best thing ever#same with skypiea but there we got really nice relationships betwen characters and nolan x calgara homoeroticism for the ages#and LORE for the ages. not like the kuma incident won't be talked about in the history books but yeah#everyone calling absalom perv salom... yeah#sanji in that fucking penguin never gets old.... also HELLO LOLA#moira fought against kaido and lost akdjsksnks is that why he became a warlord? just like whitebeard defeated crocodile?? out of spite??#also what is the land of ice where moira got oars? he also mentioned it before too... i thot he was referring to ryuma so it was wano but n#the legend of the continent puller who built a nation of villains.... okay okay oars....#oars was killed 500 years ago.... ✍️✍️ this somehow feels important bc of its closeness to the void century etc#zombie luffy oars wanting sanjis food.... 🚬🚬🚬 of course.....#oars luffy maintaining his dream... yeah yeah. also namis outfits for this arc are so sickening.... i miss them already#the zombie generals being at absalom's wedding... thats so funny..#luffy oars is so funny aldjslsn just making himself a hat and steering his giant ship... of course#you guys think they are going to make sanji mad about the clear clear fruit in the opla or completely ignore it bc his reasoning is bad#like it makes sense with the wci backstory it does but that would be spoilers lmao. so its either he wants to peep on women or nothing#i love the greek chorus of the two zombies telling the audience how they are both as bad in that regard. amazing#did ryuma use french for his attack.... there is zosan everywhere for tho-[GUNSHOTS]#zombie ryuma's design is also cool as hell.... his blood is literally fire.... come on now....#also zoro says he wants to act like this fight didnt happen... is that why he says fuck all in wano to hiyori? damn. he said i put shame#in you and your country but i will keep it quiet bc you gave me a cool sword and fight and i am actually so honorable. thats him yeah...#zombie zoro and sanji remaining tfait being that they hate (love fighting) each other... there is zosa-[GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT]#i forgot how much oars destroyed them... after enies lobby they seem untouchable but without their captain there... the gears are turning..#also btw i cannot believe im gonna get an answer about why the skypieans and the shandians have wings. thats insane#i am enjoying luffy oars so much it is so fun. trying to enjoy it bc i know i won't be laughing anymore once sabaody kicks in.... fuck me..#usopp and franky wanting to wait for luffy to beat oars down but zoro and sanji know... and they will KNOW soon enough....#i forgor kuma asked about ace to nami... what is going on. kuma coming from the warlord meeting too.... did he want to warn him??#he wanted to inform moria about balckbeard becoming a warlord omg here we go.... also moria being racist towards kuma hello???#and he strictly follows the government.... until here bc he lets luffy go.... christ.... he asks about ace bc he knew what blackbeard did..#reading one piece
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