#im going to stop now i have to compose myself god im in public

[kikuism]

the way im crying on the bus oh

[ella-se-vuelve-loca]

Masquerade Ball | Whoever You Want

HELLOOOO I’M HERE AGAIN WRITING ANOTHER SMUT BC MY HOE ASS NEEDS SOMETHING TO QUENCH MY THIRST LMAOOOO

Warnings: SMUT, PUBLIC SEX, NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG AND INNOCENT EYES (+18)

I really hope this isn’t shit lmao I’m still new at this sksksks

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“Hello um excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice you this evening.” I looked to my left and noticed a very handsome man stand before me. As cheesy as it sounds, his face looked like it was carved by the Gods. Wow. Before I could even reply, he continued. “At a masquerade ball, there always seems to be someone who catches your eye but, you appear to be something different.” I raised my eyebrow and smiled. “Is that so?” He nodded.

“I haven’t been able to stop watching you all night. I hope that’s not too forward to say, but you are looking simply exquisite.” I felt my cheeks tingle with heat as he complimented me. “I didn’t get your name. Mr...?” He just chuckled and came a little closer to me, though I didn’t quite notice because my focus was on his eyes, that were just so captivating. “I would introduce myself, but that does kind of defeat the purpose of the masquerade ball, don’t you think?” I glanced down at a moment, and looked back up at his gorgeous features. “Don’t you want to break the rules, just for tonight? I would like to know who I’m speaking with.”

“At these type of masquerade balls, well, let’s just say that people don’t always concern themselves with names anyway.” I brought a strand of my hair and placed it behind my ear. “Oh..” It became quiet between us until he broke the silence. “So, mi amor, you are looking simply phenomenal tonight.” I smiled at him. “Well, you aren’t looking so bad either.”

“I would like to invite you to walk with me. In the garden maybe?” I bit my lip and felt nervousness and excitement start to slowly creep up on me. “What are we going to do?” He glanced up and down my body quickly before answering. “Well,” he smiled, “just for a simple walk.” I turned and looked at everyone in the room. They all shared the same look in their eyes.

“I may have an ulterior motive, but then again so does everyone else indulging in their little carnal pleasures. I don’t think that really exactly matters. I don’t think they’ll notice us slipping off. After all, at these sorts of parties it’s almost expected.” Turning my attention back at him, I noticed him waiting for me.

“Come.” He held out his hand for me to take. “Walk with me.” I was in some sort of trance as I felt myself nod and take his hand with my own, as we made our way outside. “Are you enjoying yourself here tonight?” He chuckled and glanced down at me. “Yes, I am. I hope that you’re having a good time as well.” I nodded. “Indeed, I am.” We continued to walk until we reached a rail as we leaned against it. “Fantastic food and drink.. excellent company and the festivities are excellent, as to be expected.” Well, he is quite the flirt. His eyes drifted to the window.

“Look, you can see them from here.” I turned and peeked to where he was looking at. “All those people inside, enjoying themselves. Stating their passions... giving into the lust that overtakes them. All those respectable people. By day.. lawyers, doctors, accountants and by night..” I felt him come close to me where I could feel his hard-on press against me. “Simply by adorning a mask, they turn into these primal beasts with no other motivation than to simply fuck.” I felt my body stiffen as he slowly moved my hair away from my shoulder and placed a soft kiss.

“So what about you princesa? Did you come here to... indulge?” I slowly turned to look at him, and he gave me a small smile after confirming what he saw. “I can see that look in your eye, and it gives me all the answer that I need.” He continued to leave small kisses on my shoulder as his hands traveled up and down my waist. “I did say I came here with an ulterior motive. I don’t think it was hidden very well, do you?” I shook my head leaned my head towards the side to give him more access. He kissed his way up my neck and whispered in my ear. “Turn around, put your hands on the rail and spread your legs.”

I stood shocked for a moment. I looked up at him as he nodded his head towards the rail, indicating that I follow his instructions. I turned so my back was towards him, placed my palms on the rail and spread my legs for him. Just like he said. I could feel him crouch down and run his fingers up my leg. “What beautiful thighs you have... and your lingerie is simply devine.” I felt goosebumps run through my body.

“I can feel you trembling at my touch, mi amor. I do hope that you’re not.. nervous.” He slowly brought his body back up and pressed my back to his front. “See, I too am one of those primal beasts you see inside. However, my passions run a little more controlled.” I felt my throat become dry as I tried to find my voice. His fingers ran up and down my arms as I heard him whisper in my ear. “Now... I’m going to have you. I’m going to take you and claim you for tonight.” His kisses below my ear playfully bites on my earlobe.

“This is your last opportunity. Do you want me to stop?” I shook my head and felt his smile against my neck. “I didn’t think so.” I heard him unbuckle his pants and lift my dress up above my waist. I felt his dick press against my entrance and slowly pushed inside of me. Holy shit... he’s so big.

“Now I can feel how wet you are...” He started to thrust into me at a slow pace, letting me get used to his size. Soft moans escaped our lips as I closed my eyes. This feels so good.

“Aaahh mi amor... now I understand exactly why I was so enthralled by you. Because the feel of you around me.. mmm es increíble.” I was so lost in the moment that I had completely forgotten who I was for a second. “And I can sense exactly how much you’re enjoying this as well.” The sound of skin slapping together and soft moans were all I could hear in this very moment. Nothing else matter in this moment of time except me and my mystery man.

“I can feel your body just clenching around me.. aahhh..” My hands gripped onto the rail tighter and arched my back slightly. “Ooohh f - fuck..” I moaned out. “I imagine that when you picked out that lingerie this evening, you knew exactly what you were getting yourself into.” He’s right, I have to be honest. I was asking for this and now I'm getting it.

“Look at them inside... they came here with one thing on their mind. To fuck, just like we are.” He leaned closer to me and kissed the back of my shoulder. I could only answer him back with moans. “I can see the hairs on your neck stand up.. mmm it makes me want to sink my teeth into your neck and mark you as mine as I burry myself inside of you.” He left a small trail of hickies as his thrusts started to become a little sloppy. I felt his breath against my body as he shuddered and moaned out. “I can feel myself getting close.. mmm.. I wanna f - finish inside of you, but I don’t want this to end right now.”

All coherent thoughts left my brain as I felt myself getting closer. “Aaahh this feels too good.” His panting became heavier. “I don’t.. know h- how much lo - longer I can hold my.. s - self.. aahh..” His hands on my waist gripped tighter as he came inside of me. “I can’t hold back mi amor... fuck..” I felt my entire body shake as my orgasm washed over me.

“I feel like my legs will give away beneath me.” He joked. He pulled out and we stood there trying to catch our breath. Did we actually just fuck outside? “Let us.. let us compose ourselves before we head back inside.” I turned my body towards him as he leaned down and captured my lips with his. “I must say, it has been a most pleasurable experience. I trust, you feel the same amor?” I brought my hands up to the back of his neck and brought him down to kiss his soft lips once again. “Yes. I most certainly do.”

“Now, may I offer you my arm and escort you back inside?” I took his arm without hesitation as we walked back inside. Before the end of the night, he had slipped me a piece of paper that read...

“I enjoyed tonight. I hope to meet up with you again soon. x” and left his number at the very bottom. I’ll be sure to take up that offer.

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AAANNDDD MY SECOND SMUT EVER IS NOW COMPLETE LMAOOO

I HOPE Y’ALL ENJOYED! PLEASE BE SURE TO LIKE/COMMENT AND REBLOG IF YOU LIKE IT SLKNASNXS;A IM SORRY IF ITS SHIT LMAO

[all-hail-the-witcher]

hello, this is your fbi agent

okay so i have no explanation for this im sorry

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ship: ralbert

genre: crack with memes

warnings: first person (????), memes, more memes, this is not related to spies, the worst crack and even worse writing, idk fam

editing: ha

words: 1099

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*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yes, that’s me, Albert Dasilva, sitting behind a desk, spying on someone through their phone camera for the FBI. You’re probably wondering how i ended up in this situation. Well, frankly, I am too. I always knew that I was a walking meme, but I never thought that I would actually become one.

See, I had just finished college and, like most college graduates, was looking for a job. One of my friends who asked to remain nameless *ahem* jAcK keLLy, told me to apply to work at the FBI because apparently you only need a college degree to do that. And me, being the dumbass that I am, decided to do it as a joke cause fuck it, why would they ever hire someone who had been arrested for stealing oats and cream cheese from Target when they were 14? (Alright fine, I technically wasn't arrested, the cop was clearly caffeine deprived and let us off with a warning. Although they didn't catch us the one time Jack and I stole one of the Target balls in broad fucking daylight. Wait. Forget I said that. I’m a good wholesome Christian child and have never stolen anything, anything I may or may not have told you was a blatant lie.)

Plot twist, they fucking hired me.

(Jack got a real kick out of that, believe me.)

And, as part of my intern training, I had to do only the most memey job on the whole internet:

Watch people through their phone cameras.

Yes! We actually exist! This is not just some dumb meme that the internet made up! And I would know, because the idiot I’m assigned to watch doesn’t sleep so therefore I don't sleep and I have the dark undereye circles to prove it!

God, I want a fucking nap.

But no, instead I’m watching an idiot look up fucking lazytown quotes at two in the fucking morning.

*muffled shouting* Oh, and he’s hot. Thanks for reminding me, Jack. Not like that's WHY IM WRITING THIS YOU ASSHOLE!

*deep breath* Okay, anyway. Back to the story.

Why am I doing this?

Right. Cause I hate myself, that’s why.

Anyway. The kid that I have to watch through his phone camera. His name is Race. And no, before you ask, I do not know why he goes by Race. It’s not my business. I only watch his every move on the Internet, I don't know his whole life story! What kind of organization do you think the FBI is, huh?

Just kidding, we definitely know your whole life story and its definitely recorded in three different places, one of which is a vault hidden under Argentina. But you didn't hear that from me.

*more muffled shouting*

Jack is telling me that I’m “beating around the bush too much and need to get to the point.” Fine. I know that’s what you came here for anyway.

In short, it was a stormy night and the power had gone out, but I, a dedicated FBI intern who did not want to lose my only source of income, was using my rapidly dying iPhone to watch my assigned civilian through his phone camera. That night, the man had looked especially enchanting, the light from his phone illuminating his luscious blonde curls and accentuating his deep blue eyes, making it seem as though I could drown in their-

Okay this just sounds like shitty Wattpad fanfic. Is tHAT WHAT YOU WANTED JACK?! Also I don't know what Wattpad fanfic is like because I’ve personally read any. I spy on people through their phone cameras alright, I’ve seen a whole lot of weird shit.

Essentially, what happened was I caught some feelings. And, my supervisor figured this out by reading my weekly reports and told me essentially to “tell him you like him so you can go on a date and I can reassign you so that I don't have to keep reading these lovey dovey reports because they make my brain turn to mush.”

Thanks for that Katherine. Love you too.

And now, here I am, having this fan tas tic  monologue while trying to figure out how to compose a text message.

(Before you ask how I have Race’s phone number, I work for the FBI. There’s a lot of information I have that any normal citizen would want. Like what is actually kept in Area 51 (baby iPhones), if mothman is real (he is and secretly is the president of the United States), and if Canada is real (its not). But you shouldn’t trust any of this information because I work for the FBI and I could be lying to you.)

Here’s what I have so far:

Hi Race. My name is Albert and you might not believe this but I am actually the FBI agent in your phone...yes, we exist. I’ve spent the last 5 months watching you and I think you're kinda cool and pretty cute and was wondering if you would like to meet up some time. (Also stop looking up lazy town quotes at 2 am, I now have the whole show memorized because of you.)

Overall, it’s not bad, but there’s some things that I think could be improved and- wait, Jack, nO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP GIVE THAT BACK I’M NOT FINISHED!!

*10 minutes later*

He sent it. Jack sent my fucking message before it was fuking finished and now Race isn’t going to fucking respond and I’m going to be alone forever and Katherine is going to reassign me and I’m never going to see Race’s angelic face ever again and-

Oh.

He responded?

What the hell?

Honestly, I guess I should have seen that coming. Race has no common sense.

What? I’m allowed to say that! I spend my days looking at what he googles, alright!

Anyway, I’m sure you're dying to know what he said, so here it is:

Hi Albert! You better not be trolling me because this has been the biggest and I oop moment I’ve ever had. Please tell me that you haven’t exposed my two am lazy town search sessions to the public. No one is supposed to know about that. And yes, I would love to meet up with you. Mostly to apologize for my google search history and for the memes (hehe) but also because anyone who can spy on me for 5 months without going to therapy than maybe you can actually put up with my craziness! Xx Race.

Huh.

Maybe this job isn’t so bad after all...

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[iampikachuhearmeroar]

okay, y’all, i’ve gotta back on my tl;dr bullshit soapbox about something:

so, the other day, i was just mindlessly scrolling through my corporate & capitalist hellscape facebook™️ (i.e. LinkedIn) and came across this totally trite mostly bullshit meme that was shared by some corporate executive search man (whose name i decided to crop out bc eh):

so i obviously agree with the last three points on this list, bc god yes my life would’ve been a bit better if I didn’t get all my dialogue about mental health only from teen mags and horrible portrayals in teen tv shows (and also this hellsite). and hell yeah everyone, and I mean EVERYONE needs to learn that failure is okay many situations (like failing a class in uni or school) bc everyone fails at something sometimes. and dealing with failure is HARD. and time management is something that I’m pretty sure everyone lies to fuckin hell about on their resume, bc lots of people really suck at it, myself included. so yeah. that needs to be taught. and i also agree with the “how to manage your health” point. bc thats becoming ever more prevalent and important with career burn out etc.

but entrepreneurship? people management? conflict resolution? creativity? how to manage money? public speaking? like y’all. three of those ARE taught/learned in school, who the fuck wrote this meme? 

for anyone who actually paid attention in maths class, (which is probably very few people outside of the top performing classes), there WAS A WHOLE FUCKING UNIT that focuses on financial maths (in australia anyway). I ignored this unit as well as maths in general at school, bc I generally hated maths and was convinced that I was somehow never going to get a job. but i remember the gist of the overall topic and its subtopics. one subtopic teaches you how to calculate your wages in various contexts (overtime, double-time and a half, holiday payments, im pretty sure maternity leave pay was jammed in somewhere? idk if other countries would have double time & a 1/2 like australia though). another subtopic teaches you how to calculate interest on bank loans and credit rates on credit cards. a third subtopic teaches you how to calculate savings (obvs in terms of discounts in shops)....im sure there was a bit about budgeting in there somewhere? im pretty sure there were some questions were about tax payments somewhere as a subtopic enrichment exercise? but you get my gist. are these not money management skills? in some sense? like if i could find one of my old maths textbooks or old maths books i’d give an example of a question, to make my point stronger. but the problem, like i said before, is that a load of people (myself included) just zone out in maths in high school and stop trying with it. they forget what they’ve learnt, and just remember how much they hated algebra and how they’ll never use it again. maths was one hell of a fucking strong bitch, guys. but maybe i’m wrong.

creativity? excuse me? have people forgotten about art classes? drama classes? english classes? music classes? need i go on? okay don’t get me wrong, most of these classes did focus a lot on memorising quotes or facts about people (artists/writers/poets/composers/dramatists etc) or specific  periods/movements in art or theatre or literature for example.... but the amazing sculptures/paintings etc people created in art for their final projects in year 12, or even in year 10 were works of their imagination. the scripts people write in drama or maybe english (if you had a fun teacher who did a screenwriting unit, for example) are creative asf. especially in year 12 when they do their major projects, where they may produce a monologue or a short movie, and then there’s a group piece. drama students might even make their own costumes for these performances. LIKE AIN’T THAT A LOT OF CREATIVITY RIGHT THERE Y’ALL????? and english. lowly old english. THEY HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING TOPIC ON CREATIVE WRITING FOR FUCKS SAKE. the original music people might create for their final projects too in year 12? does that not count as creativity? like yes, i know a lot of these things do still have to meet bs assessment criteria (especially in catholic schools, where the main things are you don’t offend the catholic education office and jesus/god lmao) to be considered worthy of a mark for your year 12 exams. but FUCK. HOW THE FUCK AREN’T ANY OF THESE SUBJECTS COUNTED TOWARDS BEING CREATIVE???????? like fuck your corporate creative ideation or w/e bullshit, Callum. drama and english even lend themselves to improvisation in some instances, like public speaking, which is examined further, below.

next, we move on to public speaking. this shit is basically taught from the first goddamn day of “show & tell” in kindy/kindergarten, and this fucker has the gall to say that it’s not fucking taught in schools? someone call in miley cyrus/hannah montana to throw the fuck down in this motherfucking hoedown BC THIS STUPID-ASS MEME-FUCKER HAS NERVE. i hated public speaking. absolutely hated it. even though it was ironically one of the places i ended up excelling in in english classes. even when i fucked up in my english speeches with like “oh, fuck.... said nelson mandela,  i’ve seem to’ve lost my palm card. wait, shit! there it is... excuse me while i pull it out of my ass. whoops, sorry miss” *bats eyes and finger guns at my year 9 english teacher who has her head in her hands and is done with my shit, while the class laughs at my gaffe* i’d still end up with like 73% or like 26/30. it was baffling. but for people who weren’t the class clown/smart alec like i was from years 7-10 (and like i actually wasn’t once i moved schools).... public speaking is like the leading cause of anxiety, right? like by the time i got to doing speeches/presentations at uni i was having panic attacks... the thought of presenting to my classes made me fucking sick with fear and anxiety. nearly every subject i did at uni (even when i tried to avoid subs with public speaking assessments) and throughout school had some type of presentation/speech whatever you want to call it project/activity in it. even fucking SPORT/PDHPE at school and even philosophy at uni. and these fuckers are saying its not taught in schools. FUCK  OFF. like yeah, i get that they actually mean it in the professional sense.... where people can give the sappy bs motivational speeches or an insightful ted-talk worthy 20-minute presentation... or a great sales pitch. but like??? save that for mike “my dad phoned in to EY and i have a job waiting for me after uni” mcfuck in a business major or law degree? or for clubs like toastmasters? fuck. ok enough of the skills we learn in school. let’s move onto the businesslike-sounding ones of “people management”, “conflict management” and fucking “entrepreneurship”. like. what the fuck? okay in some sense people management and conflict management could potentially be used in managing friendships and relationships in your personal life. but like. i can feel the business underpinnings and i dont like it lmao. like why do you want fully functioning adults straight out of school, franklin? and there’s extra credit conflict management subjects at uni??? or at least my home uni had it... and i never did them bc they were intensive courses during summer break lol. but the one that pissed me off the most was entrepreneurship. LIKE ARE KIDS NOT FUCKING ALLOWED TO BE KIDS NOW????? well  apparently: “NO! YOU MUST ALWAYS THINK OF MONEY MAKING WAYS TO BE RICH! YOU MUST BE ENTREPRENEURIAL!!!!!! YOU MUST GENERATE BUSINESS IDEAS FROM THE TIME YOU CAN FUCKIN’ WALK!!!!! AND SPEAK!!! CHILDHOOD AND BEING A TEENAGER DON’T EXIST WORKER BEE!!!! CAPITALISM FOR ALL!!!! WORKER BEES!!! CAPITALISM IS YOUR FRIEND!!! OWN A BUSINESS BY THE TIME YOU’RE 8 YEARS OLD!” like it’s insidious asf. and it doesn’t acknowledge that most entrepreneurs are already privileged people anyway, who usually have some type of money to start off their venture (or that’s what it feels like anyway). and yeah throw all the “THIS BOY IS AN ENTREPRENEUR AT 18!!! 18!!!???? BY STARTING HIS OWN BUSINESS AT 12!!!! WHAT A CHAMP! 😁🙃” clickbait news stories at me, but i don’t fucking care. the concept and perceived over-importance and almost preaching mindset of entrepreneurship is slowly becoming insidious and toxic asf. call me paranoid. but that’s what it feels like.

but with those last three topics, i want to make a point that school curriculum’s (in australia at least, and probably worldwide) are so jam-packed already with sport (which is pointless and shitty), geography (ok how to read maps is important, but i never bothered to learned to do it properly), history, science, english etc etc etc..... that like.... where the actual fuck are the gonna jam the above bs (people management”, “conflict management” and entrepreneurship) into the curriculum???? and also teachers are already over-worked enough as it is, they don’t need another load of shitty subjects pushed onto them. and they sure asf don’t earn enough (especially in the states) to have this bs pushed into their subject schedules either. keep them at uni, where they should be. or just in the workplace/in the general public where they belong. and if people suggest that you could probably push these subjects into the year 11/12 business studies programs or elective commerce courses in years 9/10, save your goddamn breath. like i remember looking at business studies hsc papers in years 11/12 to see what they did.... and it was pretty chock-a-block anyway. and my experience of my year 9 commerce was horrible, to say the least. let kids be kids, for fucks sake. they shouldn’t have to be fully functioning adults in the workplace, by the end of high school, for fucks sake. AND ENTREPRENEURSHIP IS NOT AN ESSENTIAL SKILL????!!!! FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT, WILHELM. anyway. that’s my rant over about how i hate how corporate people are trying to be #relatablewiththeyouth🙃 with their shitty versions of “10 things i wish we learned in school” memes.... and failing.... without realising that this is why millennials are suspicious and cynical about meme usage by corporate people/corporations.

[lord-taika]

Body Party (Fangs Fogarty x Reader) SMUT

A/N: this is my first try at smut and it probably sucks cause im the least sexually active person that’s ever existed but i hope you guys like it anyways.

Warnings: Smut, KINKS, swearing, unprotected sex(wrap your tool guys) 

“Don’t you look happy today,” Toni said causing me to flip her off. “No seriously. Whats going on?” She asked sitting in the empty seat next to me. “What makes you think something up?” I asked taking in the sun. “Well, Alex said that when she tried talking to you today you snapped. Josh and Eric had the same experience. So everyone wanted to know if they should just avoid you today. Hell, even Pea and Fangs are scared to talk to you.” She said chuckling while I groaned at the mention of my boyfriend, not going unnoticed by Toni. “What did Lover boy do now?” She asked putting all jokes aside. “It’s what he didn’t do,” I replied, sighing. She leaned in closer as if telling me to continue. “This has to stay with us. Okay, and this might be a little too much information but if I don’t tell someone soon I’ll explode.” “Don’t worry. This will stay between us. Now, what happened?” Toni asked me before I took a deep breath and started. “I love Fangs. God, I love his so much. But our sex life is so vanilla. Don’t get me wrong, he knows how to use his dick and he clearly gets the job done but if he doesn’t start pulling my hair or chocking me I’ll jump off the cliff at Sweetwater river.” I said causing Toni to burst out laughing. “So what you’re saying is that he’s not fulfilling your sexual desires,” She said once again laughing. “Sometimes a girl just wants to get spanked or tied up by her boyfriend. How do I tell him I want him too tightly wrap his hands around my throat as he fucks me?” I asked a still laughing Toni. “Just ease him into it. See what kinks you both have and work from there” she said after she stopped laughing. “Thanks for the advice. I know that has one of your best friends, but please don't mention this to him. The last thing either of us needs is for the other guys to rib him for this.” I said as the bell rang, signaling that second period was over. “Don't worry about it. I’ll only make fun of him in private “ she said causing me to glare at her. “I kid. My lips are sealed” she said as we went inside the school and parted ways. Hopefully, I’d be able to bring this up this up in private and Toni wouldn’t say anything so that he could find out from me. Little did I know that luck wasn’t on my side. 

 Fangs P.O.V

 “We’ll show up at the little ginger fucks house and he won't even know what hit em,” Pea said from beside me. “Yeah and - Watch it you piece of shit” I started off saying before a Ghoulie bumped into me. “What are you going to do about it Fogarty?” he asked getting in my face. “ I kicked your ass last week and I’ll do it again this week,” I said pushing him into a locker. “See, that would’ve been more frightening if it wasn’t for the information I just got from Y/N,” he said catching the attention at the mention of my girlfriends' name. “Tell me, how is it having a pretty young girl like y/n but not being able to satisfy her,” he said causing me to look confused. “Wonder why she was mad this morning? It’s cause you have her sexually frustrated. I can’t relate though. When I had Y/N, she would always beg for more. I fucked her so well, that the whole neighborhood could hear her moaning and scream my name. Some advice... Girls like Y/N love being chocked I could away come over and teach you how to treat a number like Y/N” He finished before I started to beat him as if my life depended on it. “I think that's enough,” Pea said pulling me off of the piece of shit, or whatever was left of him. Walking away, I made my way towards the library where Y/N would be TA-ing during the third period. “I’ll catch up with you later,” I told Fangs as I spotted Y/N putting away some books. Nodding, he left and I made my way into the empty library. 

 Y/N’s P.O.v 

“If you stare any harder I might find a circle burned into the back of my head” I replied not taking my eyes off of the task in front of me... I waited for whoever it was to say something but it never came. Turning around I was prepared to tell whoever it was to fuck off, only stopping once I realized it was my boyfriend. “Oh, hey baby. whats up?” I asked noticing that he didn’t have his usual smile plastered on his face, instead it looked like he was in between emotions. One of anger and the other of confusion, or maybe it was curiosity. “Is anyone else here?”   he finally spoke, stepping closer to me. I shook my head at him before I raised an eyebrow, trying to figure out what he was up to.  Before I knew it I was pushed against the back bookshelf, his lips roughly attacking my sweet spot. “ What are you doing?” I asked trying not to moan. “did I say you could talk? Then Keep quiet until I tell you too. Understand.”  he spoke. His voice and the words coming out of his mouth had started a small puddle between my legs. “Yes.” I spoke before realizing it. He quickly took his lips away from my neck. “You don’t listen, do you. Get on your knees.” He said as he started unbuckling his pants. I did as told, and quickly got on my knees, looking up at him. I saw his erect cock spring free from his boxers before he gave it a few pumps. “Suck.” he simply said before shoving his cock into my mouth. I began using my tongue to lick his shaft as I pulled back. I used one of my hands to wrap around his cock as I slowly started to suck the tip before swirling my tongue around the head. “Daddy said suck,” he said removing my hand from his cock before ramming his dick into my mouth, backing up a bit only to ram it back down my throat. I hollowed my cheeks and began bobbing my head. I continued my actions despite the tears of pleasure threatening to spill from my eyes. “Fuck. Get up.” he said groaning. I gave his dick one final bob before it completely left my lips. “I bet you’re wet for daddy.” Fangs said as I stood up. He commenced unbuckling my jeans, his fingers hovering over my panties. “Little excited aren’t we.” he said, smirk clear as day as he swiftly pulled down my jeans and panties. “If you make a sound, I stop.” he said as he pushed two fingers inside me. His fingers moved at a perfect speed causing me to close my eyes in pleasure, what I wasn’t expecting was to feel his tongue flick across my throbbing clit.   Soon he removed his fingers and used his hand to firmly held me in place as he properly began to eat me out. Bless this boy and whatever porn scene taught him to do that.       It took everything in me from moaning as I felt myself edging closer to my climax. The all too familiar feeling in my gut began before I was pulling at his hair, cumming all over his tongue. I opened my eyes to see that he was now standing in front of me. “Fuck baby that was-” “Did daddy say you could come” I shook my head looking up at him “I'm sorry daddy,” I said, probably enjoying this more than I should. “Turn around and bend over” I did as I was told. He placed one of his hands on my hip, while the other was used to line up his cock with my entrance. He slowly entered my tight cunt before backing out and then ramming himself into my pussy, not giving me time to adjust before he roughly started to thrust. The silence that once filled the library was now replaced with the sound of our skin smacking against each other and his grunts. The hand that he previously placed on my hip, tightly gripped my hip surly leaving bruises, His free hand now had a fist full of my hair which he began pulling.     Between his moans, his hand tightly on my hip, hair pulling and his cock roughly yet pleasurably fucking me, I wasn’t sure how long I would last, on top of everything I still hadn’t fully recovered from my previous orgasm “Yes! Daddy right there” I moaned as he hit my g spot. By this point, I was sure that whenever I did reach my climax, the whole school would be able to hear what we had just done. “You like this don’t you. You little slut. You like me fucking you at school in the middle of the library where someone could walk in on us” He said almost making me cum right there. I had previously mentioned to him that one of my fantasies included fucking in public. “you like knowing that any second someone could walk in and see my cock buried deep in you, while you struggle to compose yourself underneath my touch. Answer me.” “Yes daddy.  I like knowing that someone could walk in and see you pleasure your princess, only the way you know how” I moaned out, Feeling my second orgasm of the day come closer. My walls tightened around his cock, indicating that i was close. I knew that he was close to cumming too since his thrust became sloppy. “I need you to come with daddy. Now” he said and that's all I needed to hear before I came undone. My orgasm hitting me like a tone of bricks, his own orgasm come shortly after mine, our moans bouncing off the walls in the small  room. He pulled out of me and turned me around to face him before placing a soft kiss on my lips. his usual smile taking over his face as he began to put his clothes back on causing me to giggle. “Not that I'm complaining but what was that about?” I asked pulling up my jeans and panties. He sighed not meeting my not meeting my eyes. “Fangs. What happened.” I asked again while buttoning up my pants. “why didn’t you tell me that I don’t satisfy you?” he asked. “what are you talking about?” “I heard that you feel as if i don’t satisfy you.” “No. That’s not what I said. I simply said that even though you get the job done, I wish you would be a little rougher sometimes. Believe me baby, you always make me feel good.” I said coming closer to him and loosely wrapping my arms around his neck. “Did Nick ever make you feel this good?” “Nick? what does he have to do with our sex life?” I asked confused by his words. “Nick told me that you told him that I don’t satisfy you and that when you guys had a thing he never had a problem.” Fangs said causing me to laugh.  “first of all, I never had a thing with that creepy Ghoulie. Secondly I doubt that he would be able to satisfy me. I mean my pinky is probably bigger than his dick. Finally, why didn’t you just come talk to me about it?” “I was embarrassed at the thought that I wasn’t enough for you.” “Trust me. You’re more than enough for me. However I am excited to try this whole ‘daddy’ kink again.” I said laughing. “Well.... we have 45 minutes before class ends and I know there’s no one at my house right now.” He quickly said smirking at me. Quickly I grabbed my things and his hand before we made our way into the hallway. “Did you and daddy finish?” I heard the unmistakable voice of sweet pea come from behind us. We turned around to find him and some of the other serpents chuckling causing fangs to flip them off. “You’re just mad that you don’t have anyone calling you daddy. Now if you excuse us, Daddy and i have some unfinished business to attend to.” I spoke as fangs placed his arm around my shoulder leading us out of the school, leaving the other serpents laughing, probably at pea’s face. 

I hope you guys liked it. Please feel free to tell me how i could make it better. As always like,comment,reblog and don’t forget to leave questions or concerns 

[archagentnexus]

Archagent Scenes: Johann and Jakob Talk

(Scene Context + Synopsis: Johann and Jakob are at the top floor of the Archagent HQ tower in the hallway just before the doors to the High Chancellor's throne room. The two are arguing about the future of the Covenant in what direction it needs to go for the good of mankind. In this last half of their exchange, Jakob is appalled by Johann’s suggestion that they dissolve the House of Lords, a parliamentary congregation of wealthy/talented mages that are “elected” to represent their particular country or district of the country.)

[AN: There are a lot of references to the Archagent lore in this. So much so that I can’t really put up a reference page at the moment, but if you’re ever curious about more on the details of the context, just IM me or shoot me an ask!]

"Johann, y-you can't be serious! How could you say that after all we've done to stop the civil war? To put an end to the madness caused by Richtofen and his Eve of Adam?" cried out Jakob in disbelief. 

Johann held a strong posture with his hands folded meticulously behind his back as he was facing the window away from Jakob. "Do not presume to know me, child. I am aware that the Archagents who collaborated with the Eve, regardless of their intentions and personal beliefs, were dangerous fanatics and traitors to our cause. We are in agreeance on this... however..." His stoic expression becomes grim, almost angry when recollecting his thoughts on Eve’s attempted coup. "While I condemn their actions wholeheartedly and shun their New Human supremacy nonsense, the one thing I cannot ignore is their anger... and where it stems from." He turns his head over his shoulder just slightly to address Jakob more directly. "You of all people should have seen and heard what was going on in that battlefield... For on both sides, the Archagents did not just mourn the loss of their comrades, the people who they once called friends and family, but they screamed out in utter confusion... as to why protecting the House of Lords was considered loyal while the Eve's attempts at purging the corrupt Magistrate system was considered treason." 

Jakob bit his lower lip. He knew well enough what Johann was talking about. He was there. He knew where that pain stemmed from, that anger... and yet... "We don't get to decide that, Johann. You know the face of the New Eden Covenant depends on our ability to preserve our own ideals on democracy! We need that balance. We need to be able to divide that power amongst ourselves even if we disagree. How could the rest of the world view the Archagents as 'liberators' if we suddenly decide to become usurpers and act like our own brand of Gods? It's not right, nor is it just-"

“Just?!" roared out Johann as he turn around, picked up Jakob by the collar of his blouse several feet into the air and pinned the frail brunette against a marble pillar with his massive forearm. "Since when has turning a blind eye to the Magistrate's whole history of corruption ever been just?! Our whole civil war was made possible because of their petty factionalist politics, their greed, their exploitation of OUR ideals!" 

After a few seconds of taking deep breaths from the outburst, Johann released Jakob who collapsed on the floor wheezing as he struggled to get up and compose himself upright. "I... I understand why you're angry," said Jakob quietly. "I've read the archives... about the deal that was struck to stop the investigation on the German magistrates for any collaborators of the Hand of Faust in exchange for-" 

"You're too young to understand, child," interrupted Johann. "You haven't lived long enough to have seen that history yourself. You may have your books and your data, but you never had to sit there and watch the very people, the perpetrators to the destruction of your homeland, become part of the most powerful government in Western Europe and then watch them receive praise and gifts as if they were also heroes of humanity... You never had to hold your tongue and had to listen to the mass graves that cry out for justice when you knew you could deliver but chose not to... because you were told that this was for the greater good..." Johann's voice trailed off as he turned away and started pacing to cool himself off.

Jakob frowned deeply as he walked slowly and hesitantly over to the other. "I get it, Johann... I know what that's like. Believe me, I do. I-I know you've always looked down on me... for having been the Optic's branch leader because of the circumstances around Richtofen and the Third Generation... Not once did I ever believe that I deserved to take that position nor did I ever desire it myself, especially not after know who my predecessor was... but even still... the Third Generation was my fault. It was based on my serum, the one I thought Richtofen was going to implement safely with adults who willingly consented--- but ignorance is never an excuse for the lives lost. I know this... and I have to live with that every day, trying to make amends by helping the ones who did survive while ensuring that we never go down this route again... And for a long time, I felt that the burden of guilt was all on me, but I realize that... it's not just about me, but it's about how the Covenant had participated in letting it go this far... That's why for me, it's important that we always do the right thing, so we never have to go down that path again." 

Johann remained silent for a moment then he speaks without moving a muscle. "If you truly believe that, then you know that the right thing to do is to abolish the House of Lords and have the Magistrates subordinate to the Archagent's authority." 

"No! That isn't the right thing to do.... E-Even if we destroy what's corrupt, whatever we do to replace that system, to restructure our society, no matter what, it would be on a foundation of fear!"

"Humanity has always acted in the interest of embracing as well as combating their fears, Bishop. The fear of death, the fear of loss, the fear of being isolated and forgotten... these things drive every human instinct and rationale. It is not an unnatural thing that we should be honest about that. When the Magistrates fall in line, they will do so because being alive and having some semblance of their former power will be in their self-interest... Meanwhile the public will, for the most part, have no qualms about this either. They would be joyous at the fall of a decaying bureacracy set up by the elite Magistrates and would either cling to our promises of security, which we would always uphold justly, or they will quietly dissent amongst themselves, but they know either way, they wouldn't change a thing because we'll still provide for them everything else they need." 

"But you would take away the one thing that the Archagents had promised them from the very beginning, Johann," said Jakob sternly. "You would take away their hope."

"Hope!" scoffed Johann as he turned to face Jakob with distainful eyes. "And what use has hope to do with us now? They should be grateful that they still have hope to see tomorrow in which they are not yet forced under the heels of Angels or Demons! You are a man of science and rational thinking yet you fancied such pitiful thoughts as creating a system of governance soley based on hope?"

"And what is wrong with wanting to preserve hope?" demanded Jakob. "Is it not every man and woman's right to want something better for themselves and the people they love? Is it not our nature to desire the future in which we could be truly free from fear and not bound by it? I do not need to remind you... that the very core of our Psionics, our power, is predicated on the concept of our Willpower... and mind you, I would be damned if such a thing were never influenced by clinging to our hopes and our dreams." 

"Hmph. You speak appropriately for your youth. So silver tongued, yet damnably naive..." 

"And you talk as if you've never had hope once in your entire life!... But we both know that's a lie..." Jakob's expression softens now. "Somewhere in you, you must have believed in that too... at some point in your life, right?"

The muscles under Johann's visibly twinged with a mix of incomprehensible emotion before he snarled at the other. "Don't play therapist with me, child. That pitiful game only works on the broken and the lost, and I am neither of these things... And whatever hope I once felt before has long since past. You surely must have done your homework and read into my tragic history and how I lost my family all those decades ago, but I've since moved past that-" 

"I wasn't referring to that, Johann... I was talking about Sindro... your former apprentice."

Johann froze and for the first time in what seemed like decades, his expression lost color as it displayed shock.

"He and I were close friends you know, so... it shouldn't really come off as surprising in that he has talked plenty about his experiences with you when you mentored both him, Palladino, and Ulysses... He spoke highly of you, you know... and not in the obvious sense of how powerful or awe-inspiring you were as a leader, but how you were... 'coming around' near the end of the apprenticeship... He was proud to have been your apprentice, did you know that? He thought of you as his fath-" 

"Enough," snapped Johann though the anger in his voice trailed wistfully. 

Normally Jakob would have stopped to let the other recover and absorb all this, but the outcome of this conversation was too important to allow Johann's stubborness to reemerge. "Just answer me this. Did you not have high hopes for him at the time? When you got to shape him into the man that we knew and honored?"

"...So what if I did?" growled Johann. "Even then, where has that sentimentality led us? Led him? Six feet under, that's where! He didn't just carry my hopes, Bishop. He carried EVERYONE'S hopes! The day he died was the day... the day I'd failed him... that I let myself believe too much in the pipe dreams of a foolhardy boy who let the weight of his heroic symbol crush him, and because of that, I let him die when I could have been there to save him... It was the day I had to, once again, bury a son of my own making and then carry that pain with me until the day I die!" Johann gritted his teeth and tightened his fists, shouting at Jakob now. "Is that what you wanted to hear? That I’m just some senile old man who’s afraid of loss and pain? That I have no one else to protect while you have everything?"

"No, you're wrong, Johann!" insisted Jakob. "You don't have nothing... You may have secluded yourself from the rest of the world, but there are things that are still here for you. Your other students are still here and alive. Are they nothing? You wouldn't have trained them unless you felt something for them right? Or what about Zep in particular? Sindro's apprentice? His hopes and dreams live through Zep in a new light! Are you to tell me that everything you done to help Zep and everything that Zep has done to prove he's gotten strong enough to stand against an oppressive world means nothing?" 

Johann looked away in defiance as a look of pain and confusion marked his features. 

"And what about Elise?... Your own granddaughter? An individual who had nothing, was born into nothing, and yet she now sits as the new High Commander of the Sword Branch? A seat that you once held! Is she nothing to you?" 

"She is..." Johann started quietly, trying to think how to even answer such a thing like that. "...stronger without me... She always has been." 

"You don't believe that... I know you don't... and neither does she." 

"You talk and pry too much, Bishop... How can you even think to discuss family when you yourself have nothing of the sort?" 

Jakob gives a weary smile. "The Archagents are my family, Johann... They always have been... and that's why it's important, that as a brother-in-arms, that we win this fight the right way. But to do that, we need to... as you aptly put it in many of your speeches 'set the example and stand on which many may dream to stand on'... or something to that effect." He chuckles softly.

Johann scoffed. "Silver-tongued brat... You are lucky I am too old and tired to continue this further... but I will, out of respect for your insolence, contemplate... on what has been said..."

[chickenfetus]

ALL MY EGG (and for the four names: jae, killer kang, minhyuk (whichever one), and santa

deadass i did the 100 questions ask meme for this ask and almost posted it rip

🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone?

theres literally nothing i dont even know what to say ???? 

💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be?

not 2 be delusional but i would give up my world to hug changkyun

🐹 what are some of your favourite Pokémon and why?

glaceon is UP THERE idk why honestly but the sinnoh games were my first and i just??? i was really into ice and snow and shit u know so glaceon... thakn u

another pkmn ill always have is lucario ????? its just so cool?????

🌠 if you were in charge of the world, what would the world look like?

hopefully forgiveness and like???? acknowledging mistakes and learning from those u know jst positive stuff and like?? water. god i love water

👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had?

hm okay i think this one was from last night or the night b4??? and like???? idk???? i dont even know how 2 start tbh?

so im like hanging over at this two kid’s im a kid 2 i think place and idk we just talk and shit??? idk whomst the boys were tho

and then we get to a scene where its like??? at a train station???? and i go to the washroom to shit or smth idk thankfully i didnt shit myself irl

then i have to get onto the train which isnt even a train its like a carousel with seats??? and its like on a train track boys this is 2 much and i forgot to get ready my train card thing so the guy (who i was p sure was evil) waited for me to remove it so i got onto the transportation device lmao

and then once im seated i remember i forgot my jacket so i make like hand movements 2 the creep and hes runnig 2 me with my jakcet but the ride’s way too fast so i yell and say ill come back for it even tho im p sure i wasnt going 2

after that i wke up wild

☀️ what do you like the most about your best friend?

i dont have a best friend and all of my friends have their own unique qualities if i went into a rant abt them rn this will b so long

😘 talk about your crush or partner

[minhyuk voice] theres none

💁 if someone was rude to you, would you be rude back?

ya bc im petty but it really depends on the person

🌟 what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!)

my personality (the good parts)

my values

my taste in friends (my Big Friends are either geminis or scorpios good)

🐾 what are you scared of most? how will you overcome it?

the dark and bitch isnt gonna turn off her night light any time soon

🎁 what never fails to make you happy?

seeing my favourite happy, listening to the music i like 

💙 what annoys you about some people?

i jjust went into a full out rant abt this on the other reply so ill be quiet now

😤 do you get angry easily?

yeahhhhh 

🐇 what do you always daydream about?

my faves tbh

🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change?

bad people , gone.

everybody only sends love and happy things on anon

i just want everyone 2 b nice & friendly wars of any sort dont exist and no one wants anybody dead

🍓 send me 4 names: kiss, befriend, kill or marry?

if u sent jae’s name earlier id have trouble so im glad

kiss: tihis is so fucking embarrassing wtf minhyku (mx) but only on the cheek basically everywhere except the lips or anyplace weird

befriend: brian :-0

kill: jae goodbye loser

marry: sanha we can yell every time we gotta turn the lights off

✈️ what is your dream city and why?

tokyo bc its NICE

☕️ talk about your ideal day

cant read

🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert?

i suddenly thought of the word ambivore which made me think of the word vore i wanna delete im a both? mayb idk

💧 when was the last time you cried?

nov 3 bc my heart hurts whenever i see ppl being a bad friend

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment

oh worm

all alone - day6

with you - astro

dramarama - mx (even though it isnt out yet lmao)

run - bts (the superior bts song)

hellevator - / (i was rly gonna make this mixed languages but rip)

⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why?

to fly bc im basic

💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say?

dont do that

💚 who are you jealous of and why?

nobody in general????????? 

💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why?

intelligence i have 2 live somehow what if my money gets stolen

🙊 what are you ashamed of?

my humor

🌺 which languages do you know? which do you want to learn?

i (barely) know chinese despite having 2 take it all my life legends only

i know english but im bad at that 2 and its my first language once again legends only

i wanna learn japanese and korean 

🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be?

the cow from voltron 

☁️ talk about your dream universe.

weve already discussed this

💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today?

oh w-0rm ok so im a regular anon on this persons blog and i wanted to send an ask but never got arnd doing it so im gonna send her one. soon/

🐬 if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why?

let me live my life as a furry and cat

🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike

are u ready 4 me to b the meanest person yet bc i sure am lets fucking go

so theres this girl. and i know her (unfortunately) and ive known her since like 4 years ago and back then she was already pretty shit tbh

she cried bc she had to sit in between the “weird” and “dirty” girls in our class and she headass cried in front of them and everyone just bc she didnt like the arrangement?? shes called the “dirty” girl disgusting before and has made fun of her in front of everybody its just bad :-/

now. fast forward 3 years and in addition to still being disrespectful and rude, she now vocalizes her weird fantasies for her “oppas”??? some examples: 

“when i go watch __ perform im gonna climb onto stage and then my mother and my future husband will fight for me” and she calls those kpop idols weird shit and basically sexualizes them/???? she says the weirdest fucking shit on her ig story and tags them??????? 

another thing. she went to korea nd took a picture of a complete stranger and posted it on her public ig and called him her “oppa” and said that they had a “fun day together” despite the guy not knowing her at all???? she posted the pic of him??? i still dont get it tbh 

she wasnt even being ironic at all??? she calls herself & classmates “autistic” whenever she/others do smth dumb or mess up and its just sososososo fucking wrong

being one of the people to see how shes basically grown from bad to worse is something i dont fucking enjoy and i jsut want to leave my class already lmao 

ok but there are times where i do appreciate her because sometimes the class will be rly quiet and the teacher is basically talking 2 themselves but she’ll always respond w/o fail so thats great but its only bc she talks so damn much 

i just got a flashback to when she “jokingly” said she wanted to be a trainee for the rest of her life how do i just. god

😣 talk about some things that have been making you depressed/angry/anxious lately

we’ve once again already discussed this

🍪 what did you want to be as a kid, and what do you want to be now?

i wanted to be various things honestly?? ranging from an astronaut to a vet to an editor to an animator to other stuff i get influenced pretty easily so if i watch smth and i think its cool ill want 2 be that i guess?? ive been trying 2 get rid of that habit so now i have no clue what i wanna be

🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods?

sweets and chocolate cake

🍑 what are you obsessed with?

drinking water and staying hydrated

making my friends laugh is great 2

💘 what happens to you when you’re stressed?

acne LMAO 

😪 what are you sick of?

the usual

🙀 are you an adrenaline seeker?

i love scouting on sif and bandori so yeah 

💥 what are some unpopular opinions that you have?

lets not 

☔️ would you consider yourself a good person?

to a certain extent

😊 what do you like to do as hobbies?

use my phone???? send nice anons and comment on art/fics 

🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself?

none

🐝 what’s your worst trait? how are you planning to improve it?

my tolerance for ppl’s shit is so low

🎨 what do you always doodle when you’re bored?

my ocs

🐻 what’s stopping you from chasing your dreams?

i dont have a dream hence myself

🌷 what’s your mbti personality and why do you think it suits you?

infpt i dont rmb shit but yeah

🐶 send me 3 fictional people and I’ll choose my favourite!

falen i dont rmb what u sent

👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why?

i dont follow any :-o zendaya has had my heart ever since shake it off tho

🐴 opinion on day6?

ur rly gonna do this 2m e?

all alone just started playng this is terrible lets get it

so day6. a band i only found out about in late june (thank u boxy) and before this i only ever listened to bts and mx bc my friends stan them so i thought i was gonna expect boys dancing, the usual. 

i clicked i smile and i lost my fucking shit as soon as i saw the instruments because prior to day6 i was a big 5sos fan so this was rly resonating to me tbh and i was just !!! so fukcng excited??? i never intended to even get into day6 honestly??? but after witnessing how good they are and watching about all of the available mvs at that point i was completely in awe so i caved a created a stan twitter for them.

now, this isnt even the most of it. after becoming a fan i realized how much more these 5 boys are. they compose (if im not wrong) and brian writes lyrics for the songs each month because of their everyday6 project and again, im wow-ed because??? the amount of dedication???? they went from releasing 2 title tracks in 2 years to releasing 12 title tracks and 12 bside tracks in a single year. they havent released the december song yet but haviing to work on 2 or more songs in 4 weeks is fucking amazing if you ask me. 

theyre really talented and theyre just so versatile (am i using that word correctly) and each month their songs sound different. this project has given them the opportunity to try new things and you can hear the steady improvement in each of their vocals (dowoonie not so much since he barely gets lines, but we all know hes working hard) and if you listen to their debut song - kongchu and compare it to the version they released along with sunrise it just???? the drumming has even changed from the original version nd its so noticeable that whenever i hear kongchu from 2015 i know its the old ver

to add to those, they do vlives every week and although those vlives are always scheduled it still makes my day seeing them and watching them do the usual. 

one thing im upset about is that how they barely promote themselves, they rarely get on variety shows (the most is individual schedules) and we, as mydays never really get to know the boys so its harder to fall for them as a whole. i dont know if its jyp or day6′s decision but if this is how they want to be known for - their music only, then so be it. we still have jae’s presence on youtube, music access and asc. thats the most we can get and it makes it difficult for us to learn about the rest but thats okay.

another thing. their concerts are something i always look forward to (even though my interest has died down a bit;) their concerts are just so fun to listen to?? there’ll always be mydays who stream the concert so everyone else can listen to them play and they sound so good live it drives me crazy. mydays are always so hyped and whenever mydays sing along it just gives me goosebumps??? bc theyre so???? good????? 

tldr; day6 deserve more, following wise and promotions wise because they work so hard and once this project ends i hope they’ll manage to rest but still remain as a presence that will be known instead of returning to jyp’s dungeon.

🍋 do you consider yourself an emotional person?

there are days where i am more emotional than usual 

📚 share 3 books that you love and your favourite quote from them.

this is tiring

😔 what do you always do when you feel sad? does it help?

i sleep and boy it really helps

😌 what thoughts keep you going when you’re sad?

rest

🌍 which country do you live in?

singapore

🐧 describe yourself in 3 words

lame funny swag

🐵 which quotes changed you?

“rocky swag” - park minhyuk, 2017

💭 do you keep a diary?

nope

💫 who inspires you?

brian kang 

👻 do you believe in ghosts and why?

yes bc i love losing sleep

🎀 what’s your fashion sense like?

terrible

🎬 what are some of your favourite films?

i watched spiderman homecoming and i have no idea why i didnt see the plot twist coming but its GOOD watch it

🍦 what is one treasured childhood memory?

theres none lads

🐼 if you could meet anyone, who would it be and why?

all my internet buddies but sometimes i dont want to bc im kinda....gross

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A summary on Produce 101 Season 2 Episode 8 its ya boy back at it agian with another let’s play this time its evaluations and painful crying time

1.     BOA GOT THEM FOOD SHE GOT EVERYONE PIZZA

2.     Physically restraining myself from screenshotting everything Jinwoo appears in and posting those as the best moments

3.     They show the winners of each category again aka Taehyun, Jonghyun and Gunhee

4.     Sfkdjhlajk who said that those clips of hugging crying trainees are acceptable

5.     Seonho keeps saying 1, 2, 3 and looking at Guanlin as if he wants him to say ‘fighting’ but none of them will say it lmao I love my dumb chicks

6.     They showed solo clips of both Daniel and Jisung but not Jinwoo haha nice ;)

7.     Kiiahoiadjh Hyunbins failed b-boying how beautiful

8.     I am not emotionally prepared for this Jinwoo won’t make it I have too many goddamn faves just stab me

9.     Ok they’re showing concept evaluation stuff first this is basically like last season

10.  Im crying Jonghyun is 1st and BoA publically thanked him he is so shy and aaaaaaaahhhhh

11.  Ok the voters choose the best team and the idol that suits the concept best, most voted team gets FUCKING 220 000 VOTES!!! THE FUCK!! And the trainee who gets the most votes out of the team gets 100k votes, the rest from that team get 20k

12.  And here we gooooooooo the producers, first, Shihn Hyuk one did stuff for SHINEE!!!!!!!!! And also EXO and Justin Bieber I guess lol his song is ‘I Know You Know’

13.  Kigen & Assbrass from Monsta X next, they wrote hiphop song ‘Oh Little Girl’

14.  Ren’s visuals are done so dirty in this show I swear to god

15.  Next comes Geunwoo, ASHTRAY and Oh Seonghwan from Kyuhyun and Yesung who wrote a nu disco genre song ‘Showtime’ and LMAO THE CHOREO FOR IT HAS DONGMYEONG’S SIGNATURE DANCE AAAHAHAHAH POOR PLAGIARIZED ELIMINATED BABY

16.  Now composers called Devine-Channel who did songs for VIXX!!!! and BTS and their contribution is a Future EDM song ‘Open Up’

17.  TRIPLE H WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK THEY MADE A SONG

18.  It’s a Deep House genre song called ‘Never’

19.  Overall, Open Up and Never sound the best imo holy fuckkkkk those songs are LIT AS HELL

20.  Danik, Dongbin and Kiwon did the unthinkable and hinted at the songs they want and as a penalty they get sorted last

21.  I know Daniel wanted the fourth song which makes me emo bc I LOVE THAT SONG!!!! SO MUCH!!!!!! And now he cant get it lmao dumb boyo

22.  They look so ashamed aw

23.  Now everyone are getting sorted to songs, Baekho first aaaaaaand they didn’t show us what he got I don’t think they show any songs before the teams are full agh

24.  Everyone get their songs one but one and the reactions vary from jumping to absolute neutrality lol I’m not gonna say all of their names

25.  BoA brought up Samuels 15 place rank drop Kindly Shut Up Please

26.  Samuel, Sanggyun and Namhyung are all in one group

27.  Jaehwan also chose Hyunbin as the one he doesn’t want to be in a group with since he has already been with him twice aaaaaahahahhahah

28.  Jaehwan DOES want to be with Jonghyun and so do Baekho and Yongguk as well EVERYONE LOVES HIM THIS IS SO CUTEEEE

29.  JONGHYUN IS WITH JAEHWAN AND THEY HUG RIGHT AWAY!! CUTE!!

30.  Winkdeep are the only ones in their practice room well nvm THAT’S HYUNGSEOB all the cute popular visual ones are together again

31.  Taehyun joined the badassery that is Samuel, Namhyung, Sangbin and Sanggyun and Samuel IMMEDIATELY goes like OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! SAME THO FUCK I LOVE TAEHYUN

32.  ???? Woodam went to the badasses room?? GOOD CONCEPT!!!

33.  Jihoon is discussing his endless aegyo techniques

34.  IT IS GUNHEE IN THE ROOM OF CUTIES!!! AND SUUNGWOON WITH JR

35.  The Sinners are all in that room and give their formal apologies aw kiddos it’s ok I don’t care lol

36.  Danik goes to the practice room where JINWOO IS!!!!!! YES!!!!AND SO DOES KIWON!

37.  Dongbin is with the cutie group lol

38.  The song for the badassery group is SHOW TIME!! Sangbin is dead inside but Samuel just gave a kiss to the song sign lmaooo

39.  Jonghyun group gets Never also HOLY SHIT this team has Jonghyun, Minhyun, Jaehwan and Seongwoo are all here it is like 2/3 of Sorry Sorry lol

40.  The cutie team gets Oh Little Girl  Justin looks so blessed out of this world and hugs w Hyunngseob YUEHUA PRIDE!!!!!

41.  All other group want open up lol

42.  Danik-Baekho group GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

43.  So the other group gets I Know You Know everyone are crying inside

44.  The temporary centers for Oh Little Girl are chosen now, Ren, Jihoon and Euiwoong all want to be center

45.  They are trying out and honestly I have such second hand embarrassment rn but everyone think Jihoon and Minki were better including Hyungseob whos labelmates with Euiwoong

46.  Wait so… Jungjung, Euiwoong, Justin and Hyungseob are ALL in the Oh Little Girl group damn whole Yuehua squad here

47.  KAHI JUST BOUGHT THIS YUEHUA THING UP!!! I SAW IT BEFORE!!!

48.  Euiwoong was really worried about doing mistakes but KAHI CONGRATULATED HIM BC HE DID RLY WELL!!! CUTE!! DON MILLS TOO!!! LIL KID SLAYING IT

49.  JINWOO LOOKS SO GOOD HERE!!!!

50.  Anyways Jinwoo was like maybe someone who is good with dance as the leader for Open Up team since it has a hard dance and Baekho was like ya what about Daniel AND THEN INSOO IS LIKE WHAT ABT U DONGHO IKAJAKI TRAINEES LOVE BAEKHO WILL MNET FINALLY STOP LYING

51.  Baekho still pushes it back to Daniel and Danik is like I’d totally love to be the leader JINWOO NODDING ALONG MMO PRIDE

52.  Apparently Daniel is having problems paying attention to all 12 people and Kenta is a bit salty over it and tbh I understand his reasoning

53.  But Daniel noticed it too and heh fucking apologized don’t drag him for this he’s younggg and doesn’t know that much about leading

54.  It’s Showtime team now and everyone want Woodam to be the venter but HWISEUNG IS THERE TOO!!! PAY ATTENTION TO MY BABE HES AMAZING AT HIGH NOTES GIVE HIM SCREENTIME!!!!!

55.  Hwiseung was 56 but raised to 36 LET MY BOY!!! LIVE!!! PLEASE!!!

56.  Taehyun recommends the cringefest that is facial expression battle

57.  Wtf the two ones who didn’t even sing got to be the centers what’s going ooooooonnn

58.  EVERYONE ARE SHOOK BY HWISEUNG AND WOODAMS ADLIBS AND FOR A GOOD REASON AAAAA THEY ARE SO GOODDDD

59.  He’s so cheerful and keeps cracking jokes LET MY BOY!!! DEBUT

60.  Never team is choosing the center I hope Sungwoon gets it tbh let my boy rise some ranks

61.  The centers are Guanlin and Minhyun rip I mean I love both of the kids but LET SUNGWOON SHINEE!! FOR ONCE

62.  SUNGWOON VOLUNTEERED FOR SOLO DANCE CHECKUP PLEASE DO WELL BABE I BELIEVE IN YOU HE DOES REALLY WELL IM SO GLAD BABE I LOVE U IM PROUD OF U I LOVE U LOTS PLEASE DO WELL

63.  HE DID WELL AND GOT PRAISED A SHITTON I AM SO PROUD BABE KILL IT KILLL IT WELL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!! DEBUT!!! PLEASE!!!!!!

64.  I Know You Know has a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttton of low ranking trainees and I feel so so sorry for all of them ugh

65.  WHY IS HWANOONG SO LOW RANKS CMON PEOPLE!!! HE WAS CENTER!! HE IS FUNNY!! HE IS CUTE!!! WHY YALL HATING

66.  The centers are Donghan and Hwanoong and all of them got praised a lot by Kahi and even Hyunbin got the footwork down fml I’m so proud of my kids

67.  This elimination gonna hurt no matter what I got too many faves they show the lower ranked kids like Woo Jinyoung and Hwanoong and Dongbin and Justin and whatnot I AM SO SO EMO!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! LET MY KIDS LIVE

68.  Most of those kids already feel that they’re gonna drop and it’s so fucking depressing I love so many of those kids I feel so bad rn oh my fucking god II want to save them all I want them to be happy and popular and debut well

69.  23 of my own children are gonna be beat away from this show I am so angry anyways thte last time there was abt 2.5mil votes this time its GODDAMN 5.5 MILLION WHAT ON EARTH

70.  HYUNBINN SURVIVED THANKK GOD!!!! THANK FUCK!!!!!! I am not allowed to cry about each trainee I CANT

71.  YEHYUN MADE IT MY MUSICAL GENIUS!!!!! FUCK!! HIS STATS ARE LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER

72.  Moonbok deadass fell from 2nd to 32nd what the fuck this show is so unpredictable and I hate it

73.  KENTA BABY MADE EIT WITH 0 SCREENTIME I LOVE MY BOY SO MUCH

74.  Gunhee also made it what the fuck why is he such a low rank with the goddamn 110k benefit and you can see the light leave Hwanoongs eyes because if Gunhee is so low what happens to him

75.  Its HF and Woodam went up he fell like 10 places fuck he said ‘You’ll have to go up’ to Jinyoung IM SO SADD!! FUCK!!!!!

76.  SUNGWOON MADE IT!!! HE LOOKS LIKE A LIL CLOUD W HIS BLEACHED HAIR!! PROUD OF U BABE

77.  SUNGHYUK MADE IT AGAIN!!! ROSE SO FUCKING MUCH!!!! HE WAS 95 BUT NOW HE IS 24 WHAT ON E A R T H HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

78.  TAEHYUN IS THERE!!!! HOTTSHOT BOYSSSSSSSSS IM PROUD HE HIGHFIVED SOMEONE IN THE LINE

79.  Oh my god 20th place trainee already has over 1mil votes this is fucking wild whos it gonna be ITS REN!!!!!! WHYS HE SO LOW!! HE FELL TWO PLACES WHAT THE FUCK

80.  Everyone are apologizing this is so sad also JIHOON ACTUAL ANGEL SAID HE MIGHT BE PERSUADED TO GIVE HIS CENTER POSITION TO REN WHAT ON EARTH

81.  Hwiseung is so bright and cute…. How does he do that….

82.  Jinwoo looks dead inside like he has already accepted his place…… but also proud and smiley at Jisung and Daniel… I’m so sad yall what the fuck

83.  WOOJIN DIDN’T HIGHFIVE YOUNGMIN AND WOOJIN RAN BACK FROM THE STAGE TO HUG HIM BRAND NEW PRIDE

84.  I hate Hwiseung why is he so good…. And loveable… in those dark times… fucking god I’m so sad

85.  BoA said cue and Seonho just stood up without the name and BoA was like wdym and Seonho is like it cant be Guanlin bc he’s a superstar

86.  KJALFSA HYUNGSEOB IS THANKING WOOJIN IN HIS SPEECH IM SO EMO THIS IS SO CUTEEEEEE

87.  SEWOON EXPOSED MNET BAEKHO AINT SCARY GET FUKT BOIIII ITS TOP 11 TIME NOW

88.  Oh my GOD it’s a god fucking damn cutscene are you SERIOUS!! Blocked anyways they have a punchinc machine it will be somekinda strength off and they deadass chopped the 1st place seat off and put it there

89.  HWISEUNG AND BYUNMIN ARE THE MC’S why are they doing this to me

90.  Ren is so dumb I love him how does he do THAT with his shoulders

91.  Seongwoo is there and he sure is making himself look cool he does into the trainees to go faaaaaaaaaaar so he can get the motion in and puts sooo much into the show BUT FUCKING STAYS UNDER 900 I LOVE MY DUMB SON HE IS SO STUPID AAAAAAHAHHA FUCK I LOVE HIM HES SO FUNNY EVERYONE ARE LAUGHING LIKE HYENAS

92.  Donghyun was embarrassing w his stretching but fuckin WRECKED that machine taking the throne from Sunghyuk who took it from Dongbin

93.  ITS BAEKHO TIME GODDAMN HWISEUNG SAID IT’S BOSS FIGHT LMAO I LOVE THEM

94.  His punching sound was so loud holy fuck AND HE GOT THE IDENTICAL SCORE!!! WHAT!! LMAO

95.  Rematch, Donghyun hit 949, Baekho 950 lmaooooooo MY SUNSHINE TIGER  

96.  We are back in the elimination its rank 11 ITS BAEKHO!! MY BABE!! MY FIRST BIAS!! POWER VOCAL DUMBO!!! LOVE U!!!!!!!! BoA asked him to do aegyo I’m so done lmaoooooooo

97.  Seeing low ranked trainees be quietly emo and cry is seriously the worst fucking feeling I’m so angry and sad

98.  JAEHWAN IN TOP 10 INDIVIDUAL TRAINEE PRIDE!!! I LOVE U BABE UR AMAZING BY VOCALS AND PERSONALITTY AND LOOKS I HOPE U DO WELL!!!!!

99.  Danik fell by 6 spots I’m emo and he even apologizes at everyone HE IS SO CUTE!!! FUCK!!! STAY UP THERE BABE

100.   Ong has a lot of male fans and Guanlin was like ‘I’m a fan too’ why shouldn’t you be tbh that dude is perfect in each way like hes pretty and can sing can dance ran rap and has a sense of humor the hell else do u want then

101.   Minhyun got 5th and his face on the big screen everyone are like fuck hes hot anyways HE SAID HE WANTS TO DEBUT W JAEHWAN I love how close Jaehwan is with 2hyun aaaaaaahhhh

102.   YOUNGMIN IN A PUPPY HUG PILE I LOVE U RED ALPACA BABE

103.   HE IS GONNA DO SOME BITCHASS ALPACA DANCE SINCE HE GOT 5TH AAAAHAHA SO CUTEEEEEEEEE

104.   The top 4 is Jihoon, Guanlin, Jonghyun and Daehwi

105.   Daehwi is 4 and thanked his mom in America poor kid HES CRYING!!!!!! HE HUGGED YOUNGMIN SO TIGHT!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD!! FUCK POOR BABBIE

106.   JIHOON IS THIRD!! EVERYONE WERE SO READY THAT ITS GONNA B GUANLIN INCLLUDING HIMSELF

107.   OK OVERALL HOW THE FUCK DID GUANLIN GET SECOND!! GODDAMN AINT I SHOOK!!! GOOD JOB LIL CHICKEN

108.   JONGHYUN!!!!! BABY!!!! GENTLE SUNSHINE AND BEST LEADER!!! BEAUTIFUL SMILING CHILD!!! A BAB WEEB!!! IM SO PROUD!!!!!!! IL OVE HIM SO MUCH IM EMO!!!!!! HE CRIED ABOUT NBOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH THOSE YEARS BACK!! AND NOW HERE HE IS!!! NATIONS LEADER, LOVED AFTER FINALLY HAVING SOME EXPOSURE!!!!! FUCK YOU PLEDIS FUCK EVERYONE WHO HAVE SAID SHIT ABOUT HIM I LOVE HIM AND HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND GOOD FUCK YALL

109.   I’m dead Guanlin thanked Baekho and then asked BoA to buy them more food b a b e

110.   ITS TIME FOR THE 35TH!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!! THE CANDIDATES ARE SUNGWOO, DONGSU, DONGHAN AND EUNKI AND ALL OTHER OF MY FAVES ARE DEAD AS FUCK IM SO SAD RN

111.   DONGHAN MADE IT!!!!!!! BLONDIE BABY!!!!! HES CRYING SO HARD!!!!! I FEEL SO EMO ABOUT ALL OF MY FAVE BUT HE MADE IT!!!!! TAEHYUN LOOKED SO LUCKED OUT WHEN HE WAS ANNOUNCED!!!!!! BABY DOLL IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOU DESERVE IT!!!!!

112.   Hwiseung dropped 3 ranks this is why god doesn’t exist

 Overall THANKS MNET FOR ONLY GIVING HWISEUNG AND HWANOONG SCREENTIME WHEN THEY GET ELIMINATED LOVE YA

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TGIT: Thank God I Thought... to post  this on Thursday.

Something that I’ve struggled with as new plot bunnies pop up in my head (seriously — rabbit breeding is annoyingly always happening in my brain that is almost entirely composed of cottontails by this point) is genre. It’s something I still, even after having sent out the first batch of queries for my novel and engaging in subsequent rewrites, wrestle with in an attempt to pin it for the requisite amount of seconds that will leave me victorious and satisfied I’ve settled on the right one (or two, but not more than that, don’t worry). Not only, I’m assured by my days, afternoons, and nights trolling through blogs, is it important to be able to boil down the plot to this one classifiable word for the sake of letting people know what they can generally (is this a pun? It feels like a pun) expect from it, it’s important for the lit agents, too. They need to know this so that they can figure out if they have the right contacts to help your book get sold to the right people — otherwise, you’re sending it out aimlessly, and they are, too, and you set yourself up for far more heartbreak than you might ordinarily have to go through.

Certain tropes and paces are expected in or are more common in some genres than others. How do we find where our story fits, especially if we feel like we’ve written some mega-hybrid behemoth that combines elements into something Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry would judge with pleasure?

(Or, as the case may be, might find its way onto Rachel Green’s dinner table… but let’s try to keep a glass half full approach around here, okay?)

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Faced with this question, we research — we’re writers, it’s what we do. Sometimes we examine comp titles that might come from our own bookshelves that have informed our storytelling preferences and styles, or we pull descriptions and sample pages from our shiny “others who bought this also bought” suggestions on Amazon.

I’ve got my fair share of authors who’ve influenced me over the years in different ways and who have impacted the types of stories I like to tell, the kinds of stories I would like to write, and the ways in which I would like to put them out into the world. They range from J.K. Rowling (I would love to be as immersive and sincere as her writing is — never once do we doubt Hogwarts’ existence, and, indeed, many of us are still waiting for our letters), to Louisa May Alcott (normal people, living normal lives, and timelessly relatable emotions), to friends of mine who I’ve met over the past ten to twelve years who also write and who have grown and developed with me (I owe many of my strengths to them for allowing me to learn from them, and I’m grateful for it). I’d argue, however, that the biggest influence on me as a writer comes not from literature, but from television (and, to an extent, film).

Back in the day (“the day” being 2006, an unbelievable 11 years ago), I had a pretty popular Grey’s Anatomy fansite. It was hosted on MySpace, in part because it was free, but also because my 14-year-old self had no idea what to do with domain names, let alone how to pay for them. I spent hours coding my layouts (standard MySpace formats and the luxurious DIV ones that made the page seem more ~legitimate~), creating layouts for others, making icons, banners, fan edits, you name it. I started a song of the week trend which featured a song from the episode that I thought was best/most important that quickly got picked up by other fansites (let my 14-year-old self have this glory, even if my 25-year-old self sounds obnoxious), and I found my way into every resource possible to get information to disseminate while interacting with loads of other fans around the country and the world who also *loved* the show. Being the only person I knew who watched the show, this was a huge deal to me. What was an even bigger deal to me, though, was the story that the show told and continues to tell, often to disparaging remarks by the general public (and, in truth, as I’ve grown older and more critical, there are characters, storylines, and chunks of specific scenes that set me on edge — but that’s life! Not everyone can like everyone or everything).

All Shondaland shows take place in a specialized setting, and this setting is, largely,  merely the framework upon which stories about personal relationships and friendships get hung on and woven together through. This has made them the punchline of many jokes, because while doctors are arguing in the hallways, cracks are made about how they should, perhaps, be saving lives — y’know, their job. However (hopefully) unrealistic these scenarios are, it’s these personal relationships, the taboo subjects, and the moral grey area (ha, haha, hahaha… I’ll see myself out) that are the primary draw to the audience, and having watched this show since I was 13, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the soapy way in which stories are told has shaped my interests as a writer.

I like that the job informs their personal lives, but it isn’t necessarily the focus of the show. It has consequences and teaches them lessons about life and themselves, but their interpersonal relationships are what’s at the forefront. People are what hold my interest (evidenced, perhaps, by the four years in undergrad I spent literally studying the human mind and its ins, outs, and motivations for all sorts of behaviors), and people and their every day, universal emotions are what I enjoy writing about — regardless of how wildly fantastical or dull and dreary their day jobs might be. When Im writing, I try to help the characters who start whispering in my ears become full-fledged individuals so that their interpersonal relationships aren’t their sole identities, rather, they happen to be the part of their lives that we’re interested in seeing develop and resolve, sometimes in a struggle with their professions and what that means.

(I hope I never a person whose identity is solely comprised of their love interest’s, unless it’s part of a larger point or some exception to the rule. Now that I’ve written this, this will, of course, bite me in however many years it takes for someone to find this post and rip apart any work that I may or may not have published by then to say that I’ve spent my entire career doing just that. Hiya!)

But what is Grey’s Anatomy? It’s a show about surgeons, but the sex far outweighs the surgical procedures for screen time. So it’s a romance… well, no, because there’s a lot of infidelity — like, a LOT — and that’s typically a no-no in romance. Also, these people are fighting, but it isn’t a lover’s quarrel, they’re just friends, and also, look at how these characters have developed since this season and—

(Special shoutout to Alex Karev for doing the most growth of the entire show.)

Maybe Grey’s Anatomy, and television shows like it, is that mega-hybrid behemoth that’s best characterized as “soap” or “drama”. I’ve never studied screenplays or how to write for television or film, but I’d wager that the beat lists for these mediums looks a little different than the ones for novelists.

Having learned what I know and what I like from Grey’s, though, makes genre beat lists hard for me. I consider myself a romance writer, but a lot of the “romances” I write might not tick off every box, and, indeed, they might check off some of the hard nos. I consider the professions my characters have to inform the development of them as people and of their personal lives and the trials, triumphs, and tribulations they face. Some of that development, though, might require taking the focus off the romantic side of things for a good chunk of the book or even taking awhile to get there so that the scope of the protagonists struggle for the entire arc to come can be set up — even though the romance and how that shapes them is the ultimate focus.

True to my Grey’s Anatomy roots and much to the chagrin of ethicists everywhere, infidelity is not a subject I shy away from, nor is spousal abandonment or other topics that are generally deemed to be unwelcome in romances, even if it ends in the requisite HEA. I like to bend and twist and see if something good can (or should) be made out of the bad. Think Addison cheating on Derek, Derek cheating on Addison, but Derek and Meredith moving on and getting married and having a beautiful family (before Derek got killed off… karma?). Addison did… something… but I stopped watching Private Practice because my DVR messed up the scheduling and I never got caught up again. Sorry!

(I feel compelled to say that I don’t *endorse* infidelity. Cheating is bad. Period. There are few black-and-white situations in the world, but the damage you do to someone else by making them feel like they aren’t good enough and strapping them with a lifetime of trust issues is inexcusable. And I spend quite a bit of time contemplating how this belief comes into play when I also believe that stories can shape us and influence our behavior and values and how to come to terms with some of the actions my characters take with the impressions that might be taken from them beyond my control. More on that another time, maybe….)

So, what is it I write? Women’s fiction would seem to fit, but as noted in a previous post, I prefer writing explicit sex scenes when sex scenes become necessary to the story. Drama? If there’s a way to categorize this in fiction — as in, if there are literary agents who take “drama” — please let me know, because I have yet to find it/any. Fiction? That feels way too broad and serious for the Festival of Smut and Feelings that I write. Romance? Kinda…. It’s not YA, because the characters are definitely not teenagers and they definitely have more sex than is typical in YA fiction (although BookTube assures me there are a few out there that pack it in out of nowhere). New Adult? This title is hotly contested and it remains to be seen whether it will be fairly accepted as a viable option, and without viability….

To Wrap It Up: How do you choose your genre? How do film and television influence your storytelling and the stories you like to tell? What level of importance do they play, and how does that measure up to the books you like to read and their influence? Who are your favorite writers in film, television, and literature, and why? Do you see their influence in your work, or do you wish it was there and strive for that?

P.S. I saw this gif when I was 15, and it hasn’t lost its charm for me. It was meant to express outrage at her, and my shipper heart certainly embraced the scorn. Personally, I now write by it – if you’re not making people feel something, you’re not creating characters they’re emotionally invested in. 

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Web Morons and Those Who Pander to Them, Please Stop, You`re Ruining the Internet

A Rant, by Naoise Osborne

I have a close friend who runs a site for an item that hasn't already been designed yet. Seriously. He's a smart guy who's half domainer and also half lazy SEO (god blesss' im), and a while back he chose that electronic wall surface schedules are an item that must, one day, be invented. Being a Search Engine Optimization he also realized that already individuals are searching for them, expecting them to exist - So he headed out as well as acquired digitalwallcalendars.com as well as electronicwallcalendars.com, as well as made them right into actually standard info sites, acknowledging that there is need for this item, so somebody please make it (Tungle you hear that? Call me, I'm in Montreal, this ought to be your commercial property plan). He runs Adsense. The ads, quite clearly, could not have much of anything to do with digital wall calendars, since - THEY DO N'T FREAKING EXIST, yet he confesses to me that he's unwilling to include much of any type of even more web content to the website, due to the fact that for whatever factor, incomprehensible to him, individuals are actually clicking the ads. Why transform that? The depressing truth of the issue is that a great deal of the advertisement networks and websites that present them pander to, and also are made use of, by web morons - people who barely understand that they're clicking on an ad when they do. These advertisement networks are embracing the most affordable usual denominator, as well as benefiting from them. Internet site owners revenue, as well as have no motivation to transform the woeful standing quo.

A whole lot of the moment these are older people who aren't able to obtain their heads around the subtleties of Internet life and also just how individuals interact online, however sometimes they're simply culturally separated from an understanding of those nuances (hillbilly tech any person?). Certainly there are various other web morons (each time I read Youtube comments, I die a little in), from the future generation, not the last, as well as the only factor they could bite the dirt is a heaven sent out epidemic of the Darwin impact (an atheist makes a quiet prayer, as well as he means it dammit). The older generation's Web experience is ruined by their absence of recognizing that they're being capitalized on or underserviced, while the younger generation's Internet encounter appears to exist exclusively to ruin MY Web encounter. That young web morons are empowered to spout their valueless spoken diarrhea on the biggest websites in the world is a byproduct of the technology of internet 2.0, and also the attitude of liberty of speech being a free-for-all. With little to no content treatment, the free-for-all ends up being a worthless cesspool of non-information. The general public net degrades in value, passing reason and objective to the privatization of the world's evolving info innovation, restricting accessibility to high quality content, and so essentially, making knowledge an exclusive advantage. Who's at mistake for all this mediocrity? You, me and the powers that be. Ad networks are not the only online entities accepting the ordinary, the majority of the world's largest web sites do it also, and also we the individuals feed the cycle by contributing to the melee with absolutely nothing noteworthy at all. Well, it's nearly 2010, as well as I do not truly respect flying automobiles, yet seriously, individuals that make the globe go rounded, individuals who browse the web, every one of you pay attention to me, I'm sick of seeing the Net court the (s) lowest usual , so repair it. One site at once, right here's some guidance:

Myspace Anthropomorphically

I hate you. If I'm ever lonely during the night, having problem dropping off to sleep, all I have to do is believe about the millions and also millions and numerous other souls just like myself that likewise hate your digestive tracts, as well as I feel a bit much better concerning the world around me, and also could get on a calm rest. You resemble the strip shopping mall in the poor part of community that offers only inexpensive plastic keepsakes pleading to be taken house thus many flea ridden roaming canines. Myspace Users: Musicians - You required a myspace web page in 2005, and also yes, also in 2010 you must have a presence there that lets people find your real website, but quit thinking about it as your residence, or even a hub - your myspace address is not exactly what you must be advertising and marketing, there are lots of totally free methods to quickly stream your music from your personal domain and also correctly communicate with your followers on your own website. A domain name and also hosting price NEXT TO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, and also there are professionals out there that will certainly help you do just what you should do - if you're focusing on pimping your myspace page, quit, go compose a chord development, and carry on. While it's good for networking, and it might be for an additional couple of years yet, use it, yet begin considering it as a channel to communication, not an end. It's unsatisfactory. Comedians: (a lot of individuals do not know however comedians embraced myspace early on for the exact same factors musicians did) - same offer kids as well as ladies, you want to advertise yourself online, usage myspace for networking and also exposure while it lasts, yet hurry the heck up and obtain a slick site up, running, and also established, such as this Montreal based stand up - THAT 'S just how you market yourself, make use of myspace as a commercial property card to aim people to a place where you can actually obtain your message throughout. It's 2010, there are no technological obstacles any longer. 12 year old girls: mature. Any person else feel they have to use myspace? Myspace owners: Rupert, your personal insight, like for the 12 year olds. Excellent information, it's dying:

Craigslist, anthropomorphically

I enjoy you, yet you're like the woman I dated in College 10 years later. You never truly matured, never created, you never ever did anything to boost on your own, and the years have actually not treated your appearances so well. Put simply, you're hideous, you're useless outside the one point I use you for (you understand exactly what that is, and also if you believe that's enough for me to stick about should something better gone along, think again), and also I simply do not expect to be good friends with you in the future. Cut your legs. Craigslist users: There is absolutely nothing you can do. You don't even know that you're being fed ten year old use which the Web has the prospective to be sooooooooooo a lot far better. You resemble a child who has actually been raised in a storage, never ever having seen natural sunshine, never ever having actually checked out anything yet communist age propaganda schoolbooks. Just how could you know any type of better? Naturally you couldn't. It's not your fault. Please do not be angry with the globe, though understand it is your right. Craigslist owners: Check out that wired magazine post right through, swipe the tens of countless dollars well worth of free design insight and also invest the one week it would require to make your site not draw a lot. I understand you do not care that it draws butts, possibly you're over suckery, I do not fairly know, but actually, it's no skin off your back, and if it would certainly make the masses delighted, can you explain to me why it is that you don't care? You recognize also your granny would certainly detest your website. Why do you despise your very own granny? Let me presume. You uncommitted to tell me. Bad information, people aren't sure just what they want:

Google Adsense anthropomorphically:

You are the worst point that has ever before taken place to the Web in the history of the Net. Why do you assume its all right making your promotions resemble web content, obscuring the line for almost a slim portion of web customers who can differentiate? Does it make you feel premium to take advantage of all the small Intelligences around who are never ever quite certain if they're clicking a message ad, or a genuine item of web content? Exactly how do you sleep at evening? Oh that's right, pleasantly on a billion buck cushion. Google Adsense users: Hmm, this is pointless, individuals who do not know that they're clicking an ad are not going to read this. Everybody else, just move on. Web designers who use it, I cannot condemn you, it's the easiest dollar, but count on an old-school associate, there is better money to be made with actual programs, they're simply a whole lot even more job to range intelligently to your content. Effort develops engines. Google Adsense owners: Okay, I have actually been an associate for concerning 12 years now, and also I've never ever EVER encountered an associate design program that treats their associates as HORRIFICALLY as you, dear Adsense owners, treat yours. You men are much more uneven compared to the gambling establishment and porn sectors put with each other, in an uncomfortable position. Why, when the account I have actually made use of for 6 years and definitely pounded with spam, from shallowmaker and past, have you never even missed out on a repayment by a day, but lots of others who have disgustingly tidy accounts are terminated, funds took, emails ignored, and also kicked to the visual. If you were trying to contend with other associate programs you would certainly have failed a long period of time earlier due to your absolutely worthless lack of client service, you're pointless 'I make the guidelines, screw any individual who gets in my means' approach, as well as your tendency to take from straightforward people, without also the thanks to a personal 'screw you'. Instead, you imitate any type of various other rich prick, and just do exactly what you want at poor people's expense.

Google Search anthropomorphically:

I guess I can not blame you for courting the masses, except, that's sort of the factor of this post, so right here, let me blame you. You're killing the world. Please stop attempting to convince people that of their responses can be found behind your little white search box. The entire principle of universal search is going to dumb down the part of the populace of the world that haven't found out how you can discover yet. People need to develop the ability of vital thinking, as well as create the ability to certify understanding, yet the masses are letting your ranking formula do that for them. I'm not exactly sure just how to repair that- but you recognize, at least be friendly with black Google. Racism isn't cool. Google Search users: Stop it. Quit taking your life, your collection, your research, your whole freaking creating mind, and outsourcing it to Google. It's ineffective. Your mind will certainly atrophy. You'll grow up without any kind of abilities and also an overdeveloped feeling of entitlement. You will just come to be an additional Paris Hilton, and also our society will certainly pass away. Google Search owners: Hey, geniuses, 'universally accessible' implies EVERYBODY no matter of creed, colour, religion, socioeconomic status, or LOCATION. Quit catering overbearing federal governments who run over civils rights so you can make money - all you're doing is circulating misuse as well as human suffering. Catering the highest possible common measure is no better than the cheapest, if the luxury is about maintaining the proletariat down.