#im going to start beatboxing

[chocolateetatau]

Wowwa..

...why you so girl.

[spruzu]

my little metalhead ass (go listen to inhuman nature they slap)

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picrew and last song you listened to <3

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[martyrbat]

will say with some hindsight (and now that im in bed and its done until tomorrow) that i don't think most higher ups in a company is used to autism audacity and its really funny to throw them off with it. i called a vice president's home phone. like her actual fucking ell phone. i argued with her for several hours and called out every fucking lie she attempted. i got transferred to someone ‘to voice my concerns to’ that was so far under her that i just hung up and then called her cell again IMMEDIATELY and said, verbatim, ‘im sorry if my direct approach is untraditional and making you uncomfortable, mrs [name]. but if you want to sneak around and stab people in the back, someone is going to turn around and confront you about the knife you just put in them. as i was saying—’ because?? okay she just killed me. she literally took away every penny we scraped by when we already havent had a paycheck in a month and have been relying on relatives to shoplifting because the nearest food bank is over a hour away and we dont have money for gas. hes either fired or quitting to try and find work so... whats the worse that can happen. i went around with her for HOURS about contracts, payrolls and pay sheets, warranties, and arguing for just basic fucking worker rights. then called other ppl (from different workers in the company to the distributors and garage workers to other drivers to swap info on their end and share what's we found out on ours because yea im gonna get people pissed and the whole thing is slimy with the different shit theyre telling ppl) just to confront her again at 9pm (this literally started at 6:30 in the fucking morning) like... okay autism audacity (and union lover).... i see u.

[ninyard]

OBSESSED w mic’d up content nin

ME TOO im thinking

- Matt strutting over to Kevin and nudging him to say, “Do you think we could convince Coach to let Neil go in defense again? I’m getting kind of bored,” and Kevin’s like “Dude. You’re Mic’ed up.” And Matt just looks around the stadium into one of the cameras and waves before grinning like, “oopsie daisies”

- Of course Jeremy saying thank you every time he gets the ball is so real to me but his good sportsmanship showing up all the time because he’s Mic’ed up. Helping up his opponents with a “Are you okay, you good? That sounded like it hurt.” Him cheering on anyone else when they get possession

- Nicky dodging a check and running away like, “Cant touch this dunununnun dunun dunun can’t touch this”

- also Nicky yelling everytime someone gets close to him. Kevin telling him to stop screaming and he’s like “but it’s so scawwy 🥺”

- Kevin letting out a little “woohoo!” After he scores and it’s so unexpected and cute. Neil jogs over to him like, “Did you just… woohoo?” And he just tells him to go away

- Renee with her quiet little shows of support. Little whispers of “Yess” and “let’s go!” And “goooood shot very nice”

- Allison being fake flirty with her teammates. Walking over to Dan like “BITCH you looked so hot when you got that ball you’re KILLING IT”

- I think Matt would be the funniest. He spills water on himself and he’s like “Call me a basketballer the way I’m dribbling,” and Aaron is like “What did you just say?” “Don’t worry about it.”

- just the singing. I think Nicky would be dramatically singing all the time. Him doing a little Don’t Rain On My Parade like “DONT tell me not to LIIIIIVE just sit and PUTTAH” and the play starts coming towards him “Don’t rain on my parraaaaaaaad-“ before he screams and checks someone

- Aaron beatboxing while he’s waiting for play to resume

- Neil’s running commentary, “What are you DOING?” “What WAS that?” “Are you kidding me? Are you actually kidding me?” “Jesus Christ.” “No, the ball goes this way, Matt, what the hell.”

- Also Matt taunting the other side, “Hey buddy!” “Fuck off” “Oooooh that’s not very nice. Onto the benches with you. I’ll take the ball specifically from you now and it’s all your fault. And listen, man, I’m not even sorry.”

- They make the decision to mic up Andrew once, and to everyone’s surprise, he’s actually like. Commentating like Neil is. “Wrong way, Dan.” “I’m bored. Will someone do something exciting?” Followed by some oofs and ahs and when someone shoots at him he blocks it like, “Not today.”

[moonshynecybin]

sorry hi this is babynflames lol anyways i cant stop thinking abt this and idk if it has been brought up in the tumblr space bc im not there lol but in case it hasnt so like jorge martin gave his like first interview after winning to david broncano and his team of la revuelta which is this famous kind of like whataver goes goes show broncano does not prepare the interviews and he has at all times on stage with him a dude with a saxophone and a dude that beatboxes and they r on charge of googling things as they came up? anyways b4 they used to do a show on like. cable. but they just started on the public spanish tv on primetime they r huge. and they recorded the interview with martin and 30 mins b4 its supposed to go on they r told they cannot put it out bc martin is doing his first interview with MYSOGINIST PABLO MOTOS AND HIS STUPIS SHOW EL HORMIGUERO. obviously they r pissed off bc they need 2 find smth to do in a rlly short time and theres like these two teens in the public that r FROM MURCIA (PEDRO ACOSTA REPRESENTTTTT) so they interview them bc they r a show and they get a random like 2nd division football player bc they ask on instagram and the team is like. hes injured and funny if u want him. and they make a lot of fun of pablo motos evidently. and then pablo motos on the next day show basically says that they r lying (about what? who knows...) and that they r a bunch of losers paid for by the government which like. well. in the sense that they work for the public tv. yeah. and basically a bunch of other stupid right wing talking points who cares anyway then on the next ep of la revuelta or smth the timeline is. muddled. to me. i wont lie. the teens from murcia r still there? and one of them is like hey. broncano. i have a youtube channel. can i interview you? and he said sure. so he got interviewes by this kid whose internet name is the murican detective. awesome days on spanish tv 👍😎 and im doing good haha im in uni !

SCREAM HEY QUEEN

[wsknbfanaccnt]

For the hcs ask! How about kiyoshi, Imayoshi, and kuroko and their toxic traits!

imma include this in "works" because they are hcs technically

and IM SORRY ABT THIS but i have stated in my rules n stuff that i usually only do stuff for the gom + kagami, rarely will I write anything abt other characters

BUT imayoshi is i think pretty interesting for this one so ill try for him but not for kiyoshi sorry😅😅

Toxic Traits Hcs

Characters: Kuroko, Imayoshi

Kuroko

id think he would have some sort of attachment issues when it comes to people in his life

especially after what happened at teiko

i think he could be the type to stay away from people as much as he could

adds onto the fact that he likes observing people, but twisting it in a way that he does so from a distance

but in the instance that he is getting close with someone, he tries everything to keep them close

everything that he can at least that wouldnt harm others around him, but he doesnt mind it if the thing that he's doing accidentally harms himself ykwim?

i also think that he would have kind of a "black and white" view on things

'what you do is either good or bad, theres no in between"

which can kinda hinder his perspective on things

again, adding the part that he is very observant of people that might have a bit of an effect

sometimes he think he KNOWS the person and starts assuming things about them

and he can be horribly blunt, so he might slip up some casual "opinions based off of what ive seen" but is actually causing more harm than he thinks lmfao

Imayoshi

yeesh i can go on and on about toxic traits with this guy

but lets break it down

starts beatboxing im sorry i had to

anyways

hes very manipulative, we know this

he uses his "mind reading" skill to his own advantage, not caring if it harms anyone around him

but he also uses that to kind of mold people how he wants them to be

also, in turn, he knows exactly what to do and say if he wants to tick people off, or he wants someone to do something for him without actually telling them ykwim?

hes very sarcastic and loves to taunt people *cough cough hanamiya*

and hes also insane in like getting along with people

he can be a good person if he wants to be percieved as such

he uses this as an advantage though, more of like collecting people he can use in the future

the thing is he's really fucking good at it, which is why also personally i cant not like him

unlike hanamiya, who actively enjoys seeing others struggling, this man just doesnt give a fuck

he doesnt care if youre happy or your sad or if youre feeling any kind of emotion he just ignores you

THAT IS UNLESS he can use that emotion of yours somehow

if not then when he sees someone crying he'll just not pay attention as if nothing is happening

he doesnt even feel annoyed or anything he just walks off liek this was a completely normal thing

like hanamiya, i think he would also struggle to make connections

not that he wants to make connections in the first place, but it is a struggle nonetheless

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[sungbeam]

𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐗! — eight

viii. is that my shirt ?!

2.1k written (omg im sorry)

in which sungchan's so-called plan includes a dash of jealousy, a pinch of friendship, and ... jisung's shirt??

park jisung x f!mc ; humor, mentions of alcohol, swearing, uhm ur wearing jisung's shirt at some point so if u think that's uncomfy...

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a/n: surprise 😭? ik u all probably don't even remember what's going on cuz it's almost been TWO YEARS since the last update,, im sorry btw 😭 anyways, it's only this long bc i was stupid when i outlined this and i had to write more to make my stupid idea not sound as stupid

You could already tell that Mark was given speaker privileges when you pulled up outside the house and you felt the bass pulsing through your car. Your brother Mark had a few different aux cord modes: bass boost, lo-fi hoe, Celine Dion, and just plain stripper. You didn't particularly enjoy the latter because that was your brother (gross), but all of the others were quite enjoyable.

Chaeryeong told you earlier she would be coming with her dance club friends, so you had coerced Sungchan to carpool with you. Well, you actually hadn't needed to do any persuading. He somehow just… asked you. Huh. Weird.

"I didn't even realize I stole this shirt," you told him as the two of you hiked up the front lawn of the house, narrowly dodging a couple giggly boys stumbling down the street. You wrinkled your nose at the distinct "Beatbox" logo written in charmingly messy bubble letters on the front, signifying that one charity event the boys hosted a year ago. The back had been decorated in more pen inked doodles and a scrawl you guessed was close to Mark's. Or maybe it was Jeno's… either way, Sungchan had found it tucked among the rest of your t-shirts and you threw it on with no further complaints.

Sungchan shrugged, holding the door open for you as you both entered into the throes of the party. "You didn't realize you stole my pen that one time."

"A pen is different than a whole damn shirt though."

You glanced over at him to see if you had lost him to the crowd, but you should have known better since he towered almost everyone here. He seemed to have gotten a text from someone, but he was quick to tuck his phone away and search the crowd. "Who're you looking—"

He slung an arm over your shoulders and steered you toward the living room. "No one. C'mon, Mark hyung just asked me to bring you over to the DJ booth. Something about cashing in a song suggestion."

That immediately drew your attention. "I can't believe he remembered."

(And Sungchan couldn't believe he just got away with that. He looked over his shoulder toward the hallway where he saw Jisung's face appear in the crowd, then caught his eyes. Sungchan grinned to himself. It was time to get started.)

When you and Sungchan finally reached the DJ booth, Mark greeted you by handing you his phone. Mark and Sungchan exchanged looks over your head—everything was going perfectly.

"Hey, I'm gonna get us some drinks," Sungchan told you with a reassuring pat on your shoulder. You nodded to him as you scrolled through your song choices, but Sungchan was practically gone.

Not even a few steps away, Jisung appeared before him, his dark bangs hanging in his eyes. "Oh, hey."

Sungchan chirped back at him, "'Sup, man."

Jisung narrowed his eyes just slightly, head cocking to the side. "Is Yn here?"

Sungchan almost laughed at how well this was going. "Yeah, she's back with Mark. I was actually just gonna get her a drink—"

"I can get it," he said, and his eyes widened as if even he was surprised he just said that. He cleared his throat, cupping the back of his neck. "Uh—I mean, I can get all of us drinks. I was actually gonna ask if Mark hyung wanted anything."

Suuuure, Sungchan wanted to say. But he could respect this guy's quick thinking. "Oh, cool. Thanks, dude. I think Mark hyung says he's okay, so it's just Yn."

"Cool." And then he was gone.

As Sungchan turned back to the DJ table, he realized Jisung hadn't even asked Sungchan what you wanted or liked to drink.

When he returned to the DJ table, you threw Sungchan a confused look. "I thought you were getting drinks?"

He shrugged helplessly. "Jisung said he'd get them."

"Jisung?" Now, why in the world…

As if your brain had magically manifested him, you spied Jisung carefully maneuvering through the crowd. In one veiny hand, he clutched the necks of two bottles of some mystery liquor, most likely beer, while he raised a little can of ginger ale into the air over his head as if scared the bodies around him would spill it (yes, spill a sealed can of ginger ale).

You couldn't help but eye his attire—the white tank top beneath a dark bomber jacket, paired with a pair of black jeans. There was a silver chain link choker around his neck, and Sungchan even raised his eyebrows at the way your eyes made a generous sweep of the newcomer's form.

You hated him, huh?

Jisung set the beer bottles on the cleared off space on Mark's table, his eyes meeting yours first. He passed you the ginger ale, "Hey, for you."

You accepted it with a hasty nod. He must have asked Sungchan what you wanted.

"Oh, thanks." You took the bottom hem of the Beatbox T-shirt you wore and swiftly swiped it over the rim of the can, before cracking it open with a satisfying click and hiss.

Jisung clasped the back of his neck instinctually, but when he saw the shirt you wore, he thought offhandedly that you and he could've matched. Not that he wanted to match with you. Definitely not. Why would he want that?

You were probably wearing one of your brothers', but he could've sworn the little doodle on the corner of your shoulder looked… familiar.

Wait.

Wait a goddamn second.

Jisung's eyes widened in alarm.

Sungchan held back a snicker. "Uh, you good, Jisung?"

Jisung coughed, glancing over at Mark in case he had caught him staring, too, but the older Lee brother had already turned the opposite way to speak to Vernon from the SVT fraternity. Jisung popped open his beer bottle, then passed the other to Sungchan. "Yeah, ahem, I'm great. Hey, Yn, is that Mark's shirt?"

Your eyebrows furrowed, and you ducked your head to look at the shirt. "Actually, I'm not really sure."

"Oh really? 'Cause… I… I think it's mine."

You sputtered a laugh. "Good joke."

He grimaced. "Can you… turn around?"

"Turn around? Why?"

If Sungchan's eyes weren't deceiving him, he was certain Park Jisung was blushing.

Jisung sighed, a stressed sound. He pressed the back of his hand to his forehead as he inspected the shirt you wore closer. “Because I would've written my name somewhere on the back,” he mumbled with a wince.

You could feel your face and neck warm after he stated his reason, and in an effort to get this matter solved so he could stop staring at you, you turned around. After a moment of silence, you twisted your head over your shoulder to peer back at Sungchan and Jisung. “See? Not your shirt.”

“Except, it definitely is his shirt, Yn,” Sungchan said, lifting his free hand up to cover his grin.

“What?”

Jisung had gone quiet, eyes widened like twin saucers. Not a thought passed behind those eyes as you attempted to look at your back to confirm exactly what both Sungchan and Jisung were telling you. It was impossible—how in the world could Jisung's shirt appear in your closet?

“Sungchan, is it really his shirt?” You asked your friend, pleading for him to tell you this was all a huge misunderstanding.

Sungchan had the decency to look sheepish. He reached over and gently grabbed your shoulder, pulling a part of the T-shirt edge so you could see. This brought you and him closer together as he pointed out Jisung's name to you.

The movement did not go unnoticed by Jisung, who watched this interaction with a wariness he didn't know what to make of. You were wearing his shirt, and somehow looked… good in it…? His eye twitched—why weren't you as friendly with him as you were with Sungchan? He could totally be a good friend—

Acceptance, swiftly followed by immense embarrassment, swept over you. It seemed it wasn't just Jisung who had gone quiet; neither of you could look the other in the eye.

After stepping away from you, Sungchan's eyebrows arched high as he sipped his beer and his gaze flickered between the two of you. “Well, this is awkward,” he mused unhelpfully.

That was enough to snap Jisung out of his daze. He clasped a hand on the back of his neck. “Would you be more comfortable in one of your brothers’ shirts? I can go grab one for you to change into—”

“Oh, uhm, yeah. I can just go upstairs and raid Mark's closet or something. I'm sure you'd like your shirt back.”

“No—I mean,” he sputtered, “yeah. It's no worries, really, if you don't wanna go through the trouble.”

Sungchan suppressed a screech akin to a pterodactyl. He hadn't thought you two would be this awkward around each other. It all played out a lot differently in his head, but… wait. Where the fuck did you go?

He realized quickly that you and Jisung were no longer right in front of him. Sungchan's head swiveled around nearby to search the crowd for you and Jisung, but it seemed that both of you were nowhere in the vicinity. Maybe you were headed up to swap shirts after all; that made his life easier.

As soon as you'd changed out of Jisung's Beatbox T-shirt and into one of Mark's Justin Bieber tour T-shirts, you prepared to step back out into the party. When you opened the door to Mark's bedroom, you found Jisung right where you'd left him, stationed outside while nursing his beer and holding your can of ginger ale.

“Here's your shirt,” you said to him, drawing his attention to you.

“Ah, thanks.” He traded you his T-shirt for your drink, but still, neither of you could hold eye contact.

For a moment, you racked your brain for something to say to loosen all this tension. “Uhm, you did great at the showcase, by the way. Your performance, I mean.”

Jisung's head perked up. “Oh, you stayed for it?” There was an intonation in his voice just now—you’d actually stayed and you also complimented him? He didn't understand why his heart was rattling around in his ribcage like a stampede of galloping horses, but he guessed it had something to do with the fact that he was pleasantly surprised. Something like pride filled his chest.

You gave a small nod, and if he wasn't mistaken, it almost looked shy. “I did end up staying. The thing I thought I had planned…” you trailed off and you filled the silence with a nonchalant shrug.

“Well, thanks for watching and I'm glad you thought I did well,” he said with a smile tugging at the corners of his lips. Was he finally getting through to you? Were you warming up to him at last?

He couldn't help but search your face then in the dim hallway light. Were your eyes always so pretty? There was a small smudge of silver glitter on the side of your cheek that glistened like diamonds, and he recognized it from somewhere on his shirt. It must have gotten into your face while you were changing.

He raised a hand, then froze. “Uh, you've got a little—a little something—” He pointed to his own cheek to tell you where it was.

“Oh!” You used the back of your hand to rub at it, but because glitter never listened the first time, it stayed put. “Is it gone?”

He winced. “No, it's, uhm—right… right there…”

You tried again, and he awkwardly tried to point it out without actually touching your face.

On your fourth attempt, he huffed. “Here,” he muttered, lifting his hand and gently brushing the glitter off.

When he was done, his hand fell back to his side like a dead weight as reality came crashing back. He coughed. “It's gone now.”

You averted your eyes. “Oh, cool, thanks.”

“Anyways, I should probably go put this away,” he said, gesturing down the hall toward his room with the shirt in his hand.

You gave an eager nod. “Right, yeah. I'll just—I’ll see you back down at the party then?”

Jisung bobbed his head in agreement. “Yeah, for sure! See you down there.”

Like two rats, the pair of you scurried away from each other in opposite directions. Even as you were descending the stairs, you threw a look back at Jisung, who was opening his bedroom door at the end of the hallway. Unbeknownst to you, Jisung had tossed you a glance just milliseconds before.

You swore you could still feel the brush of his fingers against your cheek, but it wasn't like it meant anything, right?

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[windlassfyslet]

I fw the sibling dynamics so hard, dude. Like take Dante and Vergil they are both STUPID AS FUCK (thats a joke but they DO make the stupidest decisions because they are hurt) even though they are pretty intelligent (like for real Dante is so emotionally intelligent and just hes gotta be smart bc how the fuck is he running a business and donating his money

Anyways, the fact that mr Vergil goes along with his younger twin's shenanigans during dmc3 is so fucking funny to me because hes so serious (joker beatboxing)

Anyways the fighting i lowkey see it as them having fun, at least in my eyes. i see them fighting as a game they are both playing since its like the only bonding they do besides the banter

Also doomed siblingism it makes me so fucking sad bc they did not need to go that fucking sad for both brother's suffering

Like dante didn't need to have that burden of having to change his entire person and rebuild himself, and Vergil didn't need to feel alone and abandoned (though alone could go for Dante too) Idk if this info is true but these guys literally didn't know that sparda was the legendary dark knight

BUT LIKE if the info is wrong, and they did know, like, THATS SOME of the HUGEASS SHOES TO FILL like i totally get why Vergil would be obsessed and cling onto the only thing that gave him a sense of self or the curiosity to hold on to and find what he can to keep what was dear to him

Anyways, besides that, like I love how Dante just sees so much of his own brother in Nero, and just jokes here, but he totally is like, of course, he's like his father.[mocking voice] Power this power that (im being so unserious here, mb)

Guys i think this just turned into a completely different conversation anyways

I fw the making fun of each other, fighting, caring a little (but in like a strained relationship way) and making jokes

I remember my own sibling who told me this but they said

"Vergil is just Dante but more grumpy, he doesn't let himself joke."

I thought that was funny to add

Anyways, doomed siblingism makes me wanna cry, and i love them so much. i hope they both get therapy and lots of hugs and subtle love from each other (LIKE SIBLINGS DO!!! SOME OF YOU WERIDOS DONT KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE)

But as in subtle love, annoying them to talk, thinking of the sibling and getting them something from the store, telling em no to what they asked but still doing it, and just generally giving a fuck about them and trying to be a better sibling

I hope, like, even if we don't get a dmc 6 that the sons of sparda genuinely start to feel like a family again and actually take steps to be better family to each other and Nero

Anyways, Fyslet OUT

[anachronistic-falsehood]

EPISODE 22 TRIVIA:

- "hey bizly can we fight an alligator next episode. i just wanna see who would win" "the hilarious thing is that we would LOSE because theyre MORE POWERFUL THAN US" i told you there would be more of this . theres a REASON im including it but also its just so fucking funny

- charlie: "my whole scale for this campaign now is alligator based. while we were getting shot at i kept thinking 'man i wonder how an alligator would deal with this'" alligators are power level 7 btw.

- yakko: "they should just replace all low level superheroes with alligators in costumes" "prime defenders becomes alligators and its like penguins of madagascar"

- "do you think william wisp could beat an alligator in a cartoon beatboxing battle" "no. i dont think alligators can beatbox but william would still lose" i love a loser boy

- theyre trying to get bizly to tell them what power level wavelength is and he wont tell them so they said "put it in alligator terms"

- grizzly wants to pick up a new character quirk for dakota: having one consistent bit per episode and then dropping it at the end of the epispde and picking up a different one next time (like the psychic thing) . yakko was like "its like he sees a new hobby and thinks its gonna be cool and then gets bored of it in like a week" dakota adhd king

- LIZARD UPDATE: crocodiles are power level 8. a crocodile has almost as much charisma as william wisp

- theyre looking at the page from the rulebook now . "youre telling me a komodo dragon is power level 6??? look how dumb that thing looks thats how powerful we are."

- THEY POSTED A PICTURE OF THE PAGE FROM THE BOOK. ITS ALL LIZARDS. WHY DOES THE SUPERHERO TTRPG NEED SO MANY DIFFERENT LIZARD STATBLOCKS

- yakko: "look at the komodo dragon. thats how i feel every time i play prime defenders"

- "MARK IS PART LIZARD. what type of lizard is he. thats how we figure out his power level."

- on this topic, yakko goes: "wait ashe doesnt know marks lizard stuff was from experiments maybe he thinks its genetic. what if next episode he goes up to mark like 'so like am i gonna get lizard powers when i grow up'

- "bizly your silence during this discussion is speaking volumes. can we level up." ".... SURE. NOW YOURE AS POWERFUL AS AN ALLIGATOR"

- PRIME DEFENDERS POWER LEVEL 7. YIPPEE

- i fucking love the lizard discussion its so funny. this isnt trivia but like they have BARELY talked about the episode its all lizard power levels

- the angel that ashe summons to heal people is not a literal angel its just a spirit that happens to look like that

- williams suit was built with all kinds of mystery solving stuff in it!! there were a couple things mentioned in the episode but they specifically say here it has a feat called Always Rolling which gives him a bodycam that records everything they do

- back to the alligator situation. there is a statblock for "army soldier" that is. power level 4 (or 5? they dont say specificially) so now theyre back on this again "YOURE TELLING ME. all the training and shit they go theough and theyd still lose to a fucking gator? THEY HAVE GUNS."

- in order for ashe to summon things he has to say an incantation AND physically have the book open to the right page! so he cant just memorize things he actually physically needs to have the book

- "dakota is so endearing i love him so much" ME TOO

- a lot of the way grizzly plays dakota is inspired by beast boy from teen titans ... i love this about him

- "tide's being stupid and now we have to go save him so he doesnt die"

bizly: "no, tide's not being stupid. he knows fully what hes getting himself into, he just loves his family and would do anything for his family" :(((

- they had this whole discussion about how sad it is that tide was trusting them to make a choice and actively inviting them to a thing that he probably knew was gonna be dangerous and how they betrayed him by making the choice to go with mark instead and it sort of starts to turn into a nuance argument and charlie shuts the whole thing down by going "actually i think tide is an alligator" and thats where they fucking end it

- vyncents fisherman class is not real its just for a bit/for flavor but every day i wish it was

OK I SHOULD HAVE ANSWERED THESE BEFORE I STARTED S2 BUT OH MY GOD THAT LIZARD PAGE. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LIZARDS. WHO NEEDS THIS MANY LIZARDS IN ONE CAMPAIGN. the fucking alligator oh my god it's insane that overlord is actually a fucking alligator. thats so fucking funny. oh my god

ASHE'S HEALING ANGEL ISN'T ACTUALLY AN ANGEL IT'S JUST A SPIRIT THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT AND SAYS SHIT LIKE "BE NOT AFRAID" I LOVE THAT. prime defenders silliest ttrpg campaign ever

knowing that grizzly plays dakota with beast boy in mind makes soooo much sense. that is beast boy right there!!!!!

vyncent's fisherman class should have been real and canon </3 in my mind it is in fact canon. what would the fisherman's name be..... that is the question

[goodmorningbatterycity]

BLI commercial suddenly turns to static, you hear static noises then the screen changes, Violent Rays and his gang appear, Rays has a microphone Bomb Baby flashes a peace sign

Violent Rays: What's up, Killjoys. We heard theres an undercover BLI agent named Ricky Bobby whos going around trying to assign 'rules' for the zones. Well I've got news for you, dipshit, killjoys do what we want, when we want. We dont need your stupid rules, and godfuckin dammiy im gettin pissed off agiba Toxic Sunshine: OK baby, calm down there, maybe you should start your rap before you flip out again! (ʘ ʖ̯ ʘ) Violent Rays: Ok yeah your right, well I know he gave his last 'sign off' to @milligramspoison but we want to make sre this piece of shit never darkens our doorways aagin, thats right we wrote a rap just for him, hit the beat Bomb

Bomb baby starts beatboxing, Violent Rays goes to the front of the screen with the mic in his hand

Violent Rays: OK…let me pop my shit…

starts rapping

FUCK RICKY BOBBY WILL FERRELL SUCKS I DON'T CARE IF THAT MOVIE MADE ONE MILLION BUCKS

YOU SHOVE RULES DOWN OUR THROATS LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF GOD THEN YELL THAT WE'RE TEARING YOU UP LIKE CORN ON THE COB

YOUR POSTS ARE ALL SHITTY YOUR RULES ARE A BORE YOU WANT TO TURN ZONE LIVING INTO SOME KIND OF CHORE

WE'RE HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK AND IF YOU EVER DO YOU'LL BE UNDER ATTACK

FROM THE WHOLE FUCKING ZONES SO LISTEN UP, BOB GO BACK TO BLI AND EAT 3 DICKS ON THE JOB

Bomb Baby, Toxic Sunshine, Tickled pink and Nurse Marysa stand behind him in a straight line with there own mics, all 5 of them raise a hand and wave their arm back and forth

Bomb Baby: ALL MY PARTY PEOPLE PUT YOUR HANDS UP Toxic Sunshine: ALL MY PARTY PEOPLE PUT YOUR HANDS UP Tickled Pink: ALL MY PARTY PEOPLE PUT YOUR HANDS UP Nurse Marysa: ALL MY PARTY PEOPLE PUT YOUR HANDS UP

Everyone waves their hands while Bomb Baby freestyles for five minutes, Violent Rays dances around, lights flash from the ceiling

Violent Rays: Yeah thats right, thats the Ricky Bobby diss track, if he wants to fuck with us he knows where to find us, because he's probably a BLI spy, but he wob't because he knows what's coming for him, and its the ass-beating of a lifetime….yeah just try it RB, see if you'll come out with your nutsack still attached Toxic Sunshine: OMG I love you so much baby, you're so badass! ♪(´▽｀) Bomb Baby: Yeah, that stupid undercover spy isn't going to come back now! Violent Rays: And if he does, we'll just have to show him how we do it…….in the ZONES.

Video cuts out 5 mintures later

Ricky Bobby and Violent Rays. My children 🥺

[hollowslantern]

bored so I'm going thru my camera roll but I got to things that made me upset and hurt my feelings and now im just really sad. fuuuuuuck everything hurts starts beatboxing

[totaldramacruisecontrol]

Last Time On Total Drama Cruise Control: No Golden Buzzer for These Contestants!

CHALLENGE 5: - LAS VEGAS, NV "Alright! This challenge is......a talent show! Now, I get it. I get it. I am aware of the unbalanced teams. Sooooo...I've decided for this challenge everyone will go, but only one will count for your team. You will have to vote for the best performance. You better pick wisely, because you will be preforming for all the lovely tourists and locals!" Brick left before the challenge even started! He ran away from it all...to become an Elvis impersonator?! Thankfully he returned just in time to perform "Heartbreak Hotel." Being the most voted for the Tapirs, he goes up against most voted Beaver contestant Alejandro and his balancing act!

It's BRICK VS ALEJANDRO! The audience holds their breath... Who will come out on top?

"Alejandro's breathtaking performance...He wowed the crowd with his amazing tightrope abilities! And juggling? Talk about talented!"

"...aannnndddd Brick! Coming in fashionably late, the disgraced Soggy Sargent was able to clutch out a unique performance!"

"It's time for the viewer's vote, because that's the one that matters!" The audience decides that ultimately, Alejandro deserves the win! A rare win for the Beavers! All Participating Contestants and their Talents:

Tapirs Wayne- Skating Raj- Drawing Scott- Whittling Lightning- Handstand Trent- Playing Guitar Jo- Strength, Lifting Sadie- Shooting Courtney- Singing Brick- Elvis Impersonation

Beavers Ripper - Playing the Butt Trumpet Harold - Beatboxing Alejandro- Juggling on a Tightrope Julia- Making Money MK- Card Tricks Amy and Sammy- Cheerleading

ELIMINATION: Sadie was voted out on today's episode! However, it turns out... "I AINT SADIE… IM SUGAR!" Sugar fooled the cast pretending to be Sadie, flaunting her "acting skills." Because Sadie was eliminated and not Sugar, Chris has chosen to keep her in the game!

With free flights to Vegas from where the ship is docked, the contestants had 10 days to run around the strip! The love square reunites after Brick's "moving" performance! And... they all hotbox a hotel room. It's almost a must to get a hotel room when there isn't a port nearby. Alejandro, Wayne, Raj, and Ripper (Now deemed the "Sea Tails,") destroy a VHS tape in a room together, containing dialogue between Noah and Cody. Alejandro was mentioned, and he didn't appreciate the fact the tape claims he dated Noah at some point. (Which did not happen.) Jo, at some point, gets crossfaded with Amy and Alejandro! Brick also admits his love for Jo when she returns to their room. She does not remember this happening the next day at all. Because of this, Brick goes to the mall and cries in a bathroom while Lightning comforts him. Jo also visits the aquarium with Harold and they argue about sea creatures. Jo also bonds with Raj over their shared trauma from the show. Speaking of trauma, after an outing with the Sea Tails, Raj is faced with an abundance of pigeons. Birds are secretly his greatest fear, and Ripper manages to catch one and bring it over to the group. Ripper and Julia have a small fight in the gift shop! Ripper almost slips up and says something rude. Julia says she needs to think about their relationship...

After Harold brought it up once, everyone appears to be entirely fascinated by seahorse birth. With the love square repaired, will the beavers even have a fighting chance at the next challenge?

Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! CRUUUIISE CONTROL!

[asthedeathoflight]

Speaking of staging, if/when it get there, do you think they’ll manage to keep the album cast? I’m attached.

Not the big music names, of course. That’s not happening. It would be way too expensive.

But for the Warriors and Mercy?

Also, when this gets workshopped, what parts do you think they’ll keep? What will they add? What will they change?

Im very attached to the album cast too but I think the odds are pretty slim just because they're all broadway people and the likelihood that they're all free at the same time and able to jump on the show together is. Not a lot. When musicals start as concept albums usually only a few cast members transfer over if anyone.

Also I think the physical demands of this show will be pretty intense with the stage combat and I'm not super familiar with these actresses' history with that but they might have to recast them just for that reason. Im thinking for Swan and Ajax in particular those are going to be very high-demand physical roles and they can't do stunt doubles in live theater yk you need people who already specialize in that kind of stuff.

I've been having a lot of thoughts about workshopping and honestly its impossible to predict what they'll change because a lot of stuff is just dependent on getting the performers in a room together and seeing what happens. Like I can't predict how the Warriors individual characters might get fleshed out (cough canon remjax please queen cough) bc thats so unique to the performers. However there are a few immediate issues I see with the album as it stands that they'd need to address.

First and foremost it seems a little odd to me that it's so short. They might want to expand it just to make it more in line with other musicals for like marketability reasons. Theaters have to charge based more on cast and tech stuff than on pure runtime so audiences might be a little bit wary of paying similar prices for less show. Successful one act musicals like Six usually get away on having a really pared down cast and set but I don't think that would really work for Warriors. So woo new songs maybe! Or just more talking lol. I can't really see much getting cut because its already such a short musical lol.

Much more minor but theres clearly someone beatboxing in the back of Warriors Cypher and it's not any of the Warriors so for a stage version they'd have to decide which of the Warriors can beatbox and I think that's really fun. Maybe they'll do more acapella stuff because if you've gotta cast a beatboxer better give her smth to do.

Also EXTREMELY minor note but I think they'll have to put the Cypher inside of Roll Call because it's just very awkward on stage to get together the whole ensemble and then have the leads do a whole song without including them so they'll probably have to move it to while they're still on the train.

I have a LOT of lighting and set and staging thoughts about this musical (and a more moderate amount of costuming thoughts which basically boil down to ????? Women) but this post is already really long so if anyone wants to talk about a particular scene hmu

[cartoonkitten]

I keep thinking sm abt The Inseparables and Don and DJ's dynamic (i love them so fucking much they drive me up the goddamn walls I must draw them) and I just came up w/ the perfect way to describe their dynamic (based off that one audio)

Don: Mama didn't raise no fucking bitch, we keep going.

DJ: Nah nah nah, mama raised a bitch, let's go.

Don: Mama didn't raise nobody actually, my owner died.

DJ: Oh my God–

It's literally them throughout the whole movie

(FIRSTLY PLZ DRAW EM IM DYING TO SEE MORE FANART 🫣)

THAT LITERALLY IS THEM IM CRYINGGGGG

don: the puppeteer died, everyone lost their sense of self. ok so what’s your story?

dj: POUND THE PAW (starts beatboxing)

~~but also his story is also sad, poor guys LMAO~~

[jjcocker]

im watching the Beatboxing Puppy movie snd its. Incomprehensiblt funny

like theres the protagonist girl and it starts with her as a kid going "oh I can draw stuff snd it cones to life!!! also I lose my accent when I grow up,"

cuz she had a british accent. and then her adult (or smth) version Doesnt

[dungbeatposse]

so, after watching the 2019 bot concert, here are my thoughts in no particular order:

- shohei is addicted to doing flips in the same way kaisei is allergic to wearing shirts

- brand new story has the power to make me cry and im still crying wtf i cant stop help-

- they all have beautiful smiles, absolutely gorgeous

- i like watching bbz do literally anything, these seven dudes can just sit in silence and watch paint dry and i’ll be cheering them on

- THEY SHOULD GIVE MANDY THE MIC MORE, LET THE MAN RAP MORE HE’S GREAT AT IT

- i keep forgetting how tall ryota is

- i wasn’t expecting psyfe to show up, ren’s beatbox performance was good look at him go

- the high notes… chills dude

- i miss masa’s long hair :( also him vibing with the shogos is one of my favourite moments

- dead or alive remains my favourite, not biased

- ryusei comes out as my favourite vocalist

- what the fuck is babylonium (is that how you spell it, idk). is it the arena where the bot groups battle. that’s the what the crowned lion head is.

- im crying again. WHEN RYUTO STARTED CRYING, WHEN THEY ALL STARTED CRYING- the tribute to nakao shota at the end was so sweet. may he rest in peace

closing thoughts: the whole show had great energy and overall i had a blast watching it. still have no idea whats going on in bot, still crying over brand new story and the tribute at the end.

that’s all.

live laugh love jr exile.