#im going insane gn

[flwoie]

bruh how does kayla not expect me to avoid him like have u seen that man 😊 he's the type of dude i would run away from and talk about him in my diary if we made eye contact

[cannibaltranssexual]

DON'T YOU REALIZE OUR BODYS COULD FALL APART AT ANY SECOND?

[enterrandomname]

Frederick Chilton + Child!Reader

Warning: Might be OOC, I dunno

Word Count: 411 words

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“Dad.”

“Dad.”

“Daddy.”

“Papa.”

“Dad, wake up!”

A slap on the face immediately woke Frederick up. He gasped for air as he sat up, turning his head to look at the child that waited impatiently next to his bed.

“Santa came to the house and left gifts!” you exclaimed, jumping up and down as you pointed at the opened door. Chilton sighed but nodded. “Yes, yes, can’t you just give me 5 more minutes of rest, sweetie?” He mumbled, grabbing his pillow and shoving it in his face.

“But, dad!” you whined. “I want to open my presents!” You looked down at the ground, trying to come up with an idea to get your father out of bed. Frederick kept his eyes open as he waited for whatever was going to happen.

Sighing once again, he placed the pillow on the side and got out of bed, putting his slippers on. You smiled and grabbed his hand pulling him to the living room. “Calm down; the presents aren’t going anywhere.” He said that, giving you a pat on the head with his free hand.

“Fine!” You huffed, letting go of his hand before crossing your arms. Chilton shook his head, massaging the bridge of his nose. “Do you want pancakes for breakfast?”

“Yes!”

A smile formed on his face as he heard your response. He never once found himself having a child, but it seemed that changed when he found you all by yourself near his house. He felt some sort of connection with you.

“Dad?” Your voice tore him away from his thoughts. “Yes?” He responded, looking down at you. “Can we get a cat?”

. . .

“Perhaps when you’re old enough, we can get one.” God knows what he is getting himself into in the future.

Placing a plate of pancakes in front of you, he watched as you ate your pancakes happily. “Remember to eat slowly; I don’t want you to choke.” He reminded you. “I know! I know, dad!”

“Why do you always act like I haven’t fed you in months? Is this some sort of medical condition that needs to be checked?”

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“Dad, is it okay if I go to Hannibal’s house next week? He is going to teach me how to cook.” He raised an eyebrow as he looked at you. “Aren’t you a bit young to be cooking?” He asked. “Yeah, but Hannibal said it’s never too young to start!” You exclaimed.

“Should I be concerned?”

[quinn-fucks-shit-up]

i just binge listened to tmagp at midnight and I have THOUGHTS

1) Collin is absolutely my fav, literally so Miles O'Brian coded, or rlly any ST engineer, I just say O'Brian because of the whole cardassian/German language barrier thing

2) Alice/Gwen is already happening, I see the enemies to lovers arc and it is inevitable. wlw ftw.

3) MY DEAD GAY GOTH SON IS ALIVE

4) so it Gertrude, love that bitch, hope Agnes is also doing well

5) needles is just as hilarious as everyone said, can't wait to see more of this insecure little guy, I wonder if he does cross stitch in his free time

6) they were literally IN THE ARCHIVES, so close, yet so far. I miss you tape recorder click

7) I fucking love the vast, more vast pls pls pls

8) thank you Mr Jonny writerman Sims for making Mr Blobby somehow worse????

9) I can't wait to see where all the forms Sam's doing are going, perhaps some remnant of statement filing, maybe it's Jon sending the forms and he's getting power from the weird shit Sam's writing, it's definitely important though

10) Georgie mention??? we better get some Admiral action or istg

[beepject]

FLOORPHONE ATTACK!!!!

[neptunesailing]

hades art dump + some whiteboard doodles

[calliopes-corner]

i'm on the last episode of gen v and oh my goodness i need to write for cate, i'm currently working on something ( not loving how its turning out so may not finish ) but taking cate dunlap requests :3

[kaisollisto]

[plasticsandwich]

worship me

[crabbunch]

Three months after everything has gone back to the status quo, Hijikata is forced to stir things up again by Kondo, who means well, and Sougo, who is exactly as homicidal as usual. Things change. (For the better?) Gintoki and Hijikata change. (For the better, right?!) or: Gintoki loves Hijikata; he is not in love with Hijikata. He does not tell anyone about this crucial differentiation.

[quintsmachete]

lesbians of tumblr help……save me lesbians of tumblr

[paperpiins]

stay safe 🙏🙏

[smorallow]

about to sleep but dude whenever i see friends/mutuals/People who i follow drawing oc/fanart/fan-ocs/fandoms i'm not even in i wanna eat their art like 10/10 chef kiss i explode into confetti

[alex-just-vibing]

yeag

[cosm1cbrownie]

my brain was on autopilot during this. um. so ehre’s bad irene/ coughsd

[bugdogg]

whats up im home anddd tired, i finished my show w my friend and we're moving onto the boys spinoff. imm still obsessing over every character in this show, i like them all so much in different wayssss

oughhh