#im going feral this drives me fucking nuts

[penironi]

idk if its a neurodiverent thing or if everyone is like this but i hateee characters having the same name as people i know in real life like i dont wanna think about this person i know when shipping people in funny video game cartoons thats rude

[insideliascrazyhead]

The great expressions of High & Low 4

„I´m not gonna leave you guys...I mean would I love to be a crazy adrenaline junkie on a cool motorcycle driving around with a sexy gang leader that may or may not okay defenitly is Cobra- chan?!Sure,yeah,absolutly but it´s not like im gonna leave you guys...“

Cobra trying to explain why Noboru is innocent; „He only nearly killed him,c´mon.Nearly beaten to death by fists that came down because of gravity is natural.Gravity is all natural man.It was a natural catastrophe that he deserved.I mean why are you all here anyways?!What happened to fat donut eating cops?!Now they´re fast as fuck triathletes?!That´s crazy.“

“Why can´t I for at least once have a funky good time?!“

„It´s an emotional situation but with all the mud we kinda smell like dirty wet dogs.I´m probably gonna need to be hosed down before entering the house...“

„The only thing that will save this day is gonna be a colorful explosion of fireworks and some bloody violence.“

„Is it hot here or is that us?“ „Bitch we are wearing fur coats?!“

„I´m a kinky bitch normally but I think I see some black spots in my vision!”

Tsukasa:“Oya High is full of pricks,but Yasushi,you´re a damn cactus.I swear if you hiss at me I will kick you in your nuts!“

“I´m gonna force adopt all you dumbasses into my found family so hard!”

“I´m not just dissapointed.In myself for returning to this crazy nuthouse again.“

„I could go feral but Naomi is holding me back on my neck like a feral kitten.“

Tsukasa;“You could say I´ve fallen for you!”                                              Fujio:”Tsukasa you nearly died,that´s not a great time to flirt.”

[confused-fox-guy]

aahh big post abt questioning kintypes :3

dragonkin?

birdkin?

otter?

more canine types? domesticated dogs specificallybig ones or like a dingo dog or wolf dog

idfk

maybe im a canine cladotherian that ive questioned on and off since i learnt what the term was

idfk maybe im a cat (iv had alot of cat cameo shifts to the point where i dont even know if they were cameo shifts. also involentary vocals)

sometimes i feel like im domesticated and others i feel like a feral creature that will bite and scratch and attack anything that comes near me

so imma break it down on here

dragonkin:

i have alot of phantom shift of big wings on my back

sometimes i feel scales

i see myself as a very large creature sometimes even tho my confirmed kintype is quite small

very big fang phantom shifts (bigger than the fangs of a gray fox)

constantly wishing i could fly

streaching my arms out like wigs whenever im walking and theres a breeze so it feels like im flying

big claws :3

hoarding things that i like

very teratorial of my own spaces (i never let any one near my room unless i really trust them)

oh and unuasualy high prey drive for a omniverous fox it kinda scares me at times but ill prolly talk abt it on my main blog

birdkin:

wings

i love being in trees but thats also a trait of my gray fox kintype

now that im thinking abt it not much other than that

otter:

i fucking love swimming and i constantly have the urge to splash around in water

i had aphantom shift of webbed paws in the showe once

i like stealing coolrocksfrom places'

i loved going to my sisters house to use rock to smash open macadamia nuts from their tree and then eating it like an otter would with various foods

ive always loved floating in water (especially on my back)

i need to do more reaserch abt otters so ill make a new post abt this later

big dog:

bork (involentary vocals)

my phantom tail wags like a dog (foxes have to be extreamly happy to wag their tails)

sometimes i feel like a big pet pupper and i would like to be treated like a family dog

when i was little i used to howl like every where i went i would just howl

sometimes when im in a shift idont feel like a wild animal and that i would just like to curl up with my family

chomps (i chew on so much stuff like always having tooth shifts and wanting to bite things)

cladotherian:

many canine experiences, including domesticated and wild

i feel like i live should be living in somany diferent habitats

i dont have much 4 this either maybe i should do more reasearch on canines in general

cat:

again i feel domesticated and wild sometimes could be a indoor & outdoor pet cat

i realy like scratching things

im quite teratorial of my space

sometimes im completely fine with being touched and other times i will brake your fucking hand if you put it near me

somany cat cameo shifts?

i used to say i was half cat when i was little

i was the one kid who would hiss when they were mad in year 2

claws lots of claw phantom shifts

thats all i can really be bothered to thinkabt rn. im probably gonna make a post for questioning being a dragon and otter later :3

i hope you enjoyed my confusion dump!

[sadisthetic]

Dude your Jaya hanahakai au is everything. If you're not gonna write that uhhhh can I???? 'Cause it's so creative and intricate. Utter genius bro

Also I really love the unrequited/stay friends ending and the requieted ending. They're both just so good and so well thought out (i also dont want jay to die lmao). Also YES!!! GIVING NYA AGENCY!! You put so much consideration into her feelings and it's making me bark like a feral little dog. Like the worst thing about skybound is how it treats Nya as a character and I just shhdjdjd. This is driving me insane. Ninjago's writing makes me ill but yours has me on my knees.

THANK YOU.............. DRAMATICALLY FALLS TO MY HANDS AND KNEES..... SWEET FEEDBACK AND BOOST TO MY EGO.... i was insane while writing that entire au too.

ALSO ITS FUNNY... I WROTE SO MUCH ABOUT NYAS FEELINGS IN THIS AU BECAUSE IT WAS ENTIRELY NECESSARY. LIKE. I HAD TO. especially for requited end. i knew when i got to that point in the story where i had to address i knew it in my heart that this was like. the most important part. nyas feelings are so important in this au.... and i knew without proper explanation/justification of nyas feelings of why she falls in love with jay again the au Simply Would Not Work. all that consideration is me doing the intense relationship math (math? i dunno. its a process of some sort.) TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE THEM WORK. because if anything. jaya should is a relationship that requires work. not effortless in the slightest.

i love jaya. its technically a terrible romance. fucking absolutely wretched and tormented by obligatory heterosexual writing. it only exists because straight writers Have to write het tax into their shows for some goddamn reason. but also. its the ship of all time. its because im delusional and have thought about it so much and put so much thought into how their relationship should BE and also wrote so much meta and shit to fill in the massive gaps in their relationship that canon doesnt address or skips over. YOU SEE JAYA IS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING INTERESTING AS A RELATIONSHIP. ITS SO INTERESTING BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ACTUALLY HAVE VERY LITTLE CHEMISTRY AS COUPLE. AND YET AND YET AND YET. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. THEY GET TOGETHER ON SUPERFICIAL TERMS. THEY BREAK UP. THEY GET TOGETHER AGAIN. BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. in my eyes they arent a perfect match for each other. actually. thats literally canon. jay isnt nyas perfect match (god i think about s3 so fucking much i hate it) but they love each other anyways and end up together in the end despite the things theyve gone through. i think theres something real about that. love that is mismatched and tried but they Work through it anyways. thats romance baby. theres something very romantic about love that takes effort (is the guy who is putting all the effort into the ship) (very delusional) (but very self aware about it)

jaya is like. a brain teaser. its like a fun puzzle for my brain to solve (fix) because its such a travesty in canon. the gordians knot of ninjago ships. i love thinking about it so much. i thought about it so much ive tricked myself into becoming a massive shipper who screams whenever they do something cute together

oh fuck im sorry i forgot to answer your question bc i got so fucking heated about jaya. its because im insane about them. it just happened. fuck. jaya............................ i love divorce...... anyways

YES you can write my au. because i certainly dont have the stamina to do it myself. i would like if you credited me for the idea tho if youre gonna use my plot beats. but otherwise? Feel Free. go nuts. i love fanfiction. i always think of my stories as fanfic anyways and man i sure do wish i could read my own au as a fic. but i lack the capacity to write this beast of an au in full. so like. someone else might as well. if you do. have fun

[storm-coax]

I think your neck would look lovely with the bite marks I want to leave on it.

Imagine how fun it would be to run my fingers over each of the marks, making you feel ticklish and at the same time get horny because you know that my teeth have been there.

I wanna bite your chest, your back, your stomach and your hips. Just imagine all the marks i could leave on your body, maybe some of them on your inner thighs.

I can imagine you being so sensitive and your body trembling under my touch and my mouth, but i know would take it because you're such a good boy and a little horny mess, don't you?

Get ready to be marked ~ /p /sx

what the FUCK anon 😤 /nm

I just wanna talk to you (im lying im going to bite you) /th /j

why tf is this driving me nuts like I don't wanna be in a mood rn but I feel absolutely feral now so thanks

[bistaxx]

I forgot to save Jack's stream from when he talked to c!Wilbur again for the first time and I think it's fucking GONE now-

EDIT:

SOMEONE ELSE SAVED IT BLESS YOU MCYT VODS CHANNEL YOU ARE DOING THE LORDS WORK <3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit edit:

c!Jack fans stay losing :(

[kaebedom-me]

chaeya with a short s/o who has size kinkand breeding kink? and they find out when they make them beg after hours of teasing 😩😩😩 chaeya would be little shits and kinkshame them but would be so into it

YEAH SIZE KINK!!!!!!!

Degrade and humiliate you, yes. Very much. But they'd never kinkshame you

For all you know they're into freakier shit (hint hint wink wink folks)

You being short does not help, they tease your height on the regular already

When they find out you have size and breeding kink??

They're going to abuse it

Childe would lean more on breeding kink

Kaeya the size kink

Have you sEen HIs fuCKINg buLgE iM in TEARS

They both have size and breeding kink it's just they lean more like they like one kink a little more than the other

I'm not the first one to say it, i wont be the last. If your size kink is like,, like if you're comfortable.. Childe would be ecstatic to fuck you in his foul legacy form

Yes, i want to fuck foul legacy Childe so fucking bad dudes

Kaeya would be so turned on at the sight but also a little humiliated like he knows he's never gonna be that big and seeing you just screaming and coming over and over on foul legacy's cock

He doesn't know if he wants to be you or be Childe

(of course he gets a turn too, Childe's not a monster)

Okok but Kaeya's like super into cum play,,, so if you're chill letting him come inside of you and watching it leak out will get him ready for round 2 in like 0.6 seconds

Childe's into cum play too honestly, or really, any type of bodily liquid

But they'd also fuck you back to back, and coming in you til you're filled to the brim

It's the only time they don't want to take you at once because they want you to keep as much of them in you as possible

100% will plug your greedy hole with something

Wouldn't want to waste their efforts, right?

Oh my god, they're gonna be such little shits with their dirty talk too like

"do you want me to breed you, babe? Do you wanna be stuffed full of our cum? You do, don't you? Greedy slut, moaning like a bitch in heat"

Or

"baby, are you going to come on my cock? You feel it to deep inside of you, don't you? You're going to feel this in you for a week."

Them being like feral for you playing coy

Like "it's not going to fit,,"

Feral they're gonna break you and they will prepare you for taking them both in the same hole

Don't test theM

I can't stop thinking about breeding kink Childe and Kaeya but I'm not sure what to write? So imma just type???

I also mentioned before I'm not really into like pregnancy and children.... So i don't think this will go well so.. Sorry nonnie

I honestly think Childe loves the idea of fucking a baby into you

Talks when you guys are fucking that are like "i want to carry your baby" or "breed me like the bitch i am" like reducing yourself to a vessel for him to just like breed?

Really drives him nuts

Kaeya less into it? Like he gets off from the primal feeling of it? Less the results

You pinning him down and riding him while telling him he's not leaving until you're filled with his cum would get him to snap and pull you down his cock hard enough to make you choke on air

Or! Or! You telling him exactly how his cum feels when he's still balls deep in you? You're not leaving his grasp anytime soon uwu

They both love the idea of owning you at the most primal(?) level

[kiss4kazu]

ooh! can i request something spicy?? maybe headcanons of claude, dimitri, and felix’s kinks?

spicy hcs | dimitri, felix, claude

this is combo between just kink hcs and also how first times being freaky w these three go hahhahahahhahah screams. this is not safe for kiddos so proceed with caution folks 

felix <3 

whew, okay. sweats. um 

so the first time u and felix do the do was definitely not planned. things tend to escalate a lot with felix when it comes to intimacy. pecks goodnight lead up to make out sessions and all of a sudden his hand is down your pants and you’re honestly not complaining. 

felix is definitely more of a giver than a receiver, not because he liked giving, but because he liked being in control. he liked seeing you writhe beneath him and all that jazz. 

he’d definitely deny you from reaching your high multiple times, partially to draw out the activity since you tend to come quite quickly beneath his touch but also because hearing you whine his name helplessly was a really big fucking turn on and he always swelled with pride knowing he was the only person who can turn you into a sobbing mess. 

felix has 2 moods. his soft and pliant types of fucking, and his arrogant, i’m big bad felix fraldarius and my cock is 30inches long type of fucking. he knows hes hot, he knows he has a pretty dick, might as well utilize it.

he hates praise when it’s ingenuine, for things intangible that he hadn’t earned himself. when it’s people praising him for his title or the power of a fraldarius battalion. 

but praise when it comes from you? when it’s you letting him know just how amazing he feels inside of you, how with every thrust of his hips your brain short-circuits and your eyes water with unspilled tears? when it’s you not being able to even form coherent words anymore because felix fraldarius is throbbing inside of you... yeah, that kind of praise. it does wonders for him and his dick. 

he’s also into hair-pulling

and overstimulation

hes also rly rly easily jealous like if someone else was making eyes with you or perhaps you were giggling a little too loudly with some handsome noble he’d just yank you away and march u up the stairs to his dormitory before kissing you hard 

he’s the type to make u beg and be rly possessive he’d just fuck you so ruthlessly hair stuck to his skin, panting “you’re mine. mine. say it” and u would just cry bc why tf he so sexy hello-

as mentioned in my kissing post, felix sucks the life out of you when he kisses you so it’s only logical that he fucks the life out of you too.  

im kidding ofc!! not rly

although he’s on the giving end of things, it’s still completely self-indulgent, felix gets off just knowing he’s getting you off because he’s a sexy narcissist like that. 

but on some days, he really really wanted you to know he cared a lot about you. 

felix isn’t the best with words, but he was really good with his tongue, so things usually worked out okay. he’d kiss you, everywhere. every inch of you, leaving hickeys in even the most visible places because who fucking cares. you were his, he needed you to know that. he needed everyone to know that. 

he can be sensitive sometimes too, make love, if you will. 

he has to be rly emotional tho, so it’s probably after something eventful happens in his life. like when the kingdom takes back fhirdiad, or wins the war. or when he’s sleepy and tired and wakes up hard and is just too lazy to put on his big bad scary persona. 

sleepy felix is submissive felix, aka my favorite felix. sleepy horny felix is all whiny and blushy and just wanted to come and he absolutely despised himself for it

you were well aware of how much he hated himself for being soft and needy, but that made teasing him all the more fun.

so yes, some nights felix would fuck you brainless and soak in the sound of your voice crying out his name helplessly. but on other nights, felix would lay down, his hair splayed against the pillow, your fingers twirling his locks and tugging gently as your other hand jerked him off, lips pressed against his as you breathed in his whines and grunts.

hearing him whine was a really rare sight, but it did slip out occasionally, when you squeezed the base of his member unexpectedly or when you took him deep into your throat and swallowed around him. felix really likes fucking your mouth. 

yeah felix is an emotionally constipated sex god 

claude ! 

whew lord. 

ok so claude, my sweet, cheeky, little shit <3 

the first time probs wasnt even intentional with him either he was just teasing you a little too much and things got a bit carried away but it’s a great time nonetheless

doing the do with claude is probably a rollercoaster ride, he would literally never shut up and would just say the most stupid things and you’d hate yourself for still being so desperate for his touch because somehow in between his terrible jokes and merciless teasing he whispered complete filth into your ears.

he’s a master of dirty talk, chuckling against the shell of your ear at the sound of you choking out a sob at his words, tugging at your earlobe just to spur you on even further. 

“don’t tell me you’re clocking out already?” you’d just glare at him in frustration despite your flushed cheeks and he’d kiss you on the tip of your nose and laugh in amusement at your misery 

he’ll literally do everything but fuck you, covering every inch of your skin in love bites, especially your chest. he’d literally eat you out or suck you off until you were dizzy but if you want him inside of you, he’d definitely make you beg. 

if you ever tried to get smart with him… um, he’d uh .. p-punish you 

not like in a pain kink type of way he’d just pull out right before you could nut and would laugh maniacally in your face afterwards because that’s what you get for being a smart ass ! denying u from coming is basically how he punishes u so its a pretty long night but claude’s really really good with his tongue so you’re guaranteed to come like 3 times at minimum anyways

he’d devour you, all smirks and with eyes filled with mirth and he wouldn’t give in until you were absolutely wrecked under him. 

he’s very um… dominant, i would say

but not an aggressive dom, definitely a playful dom who enjoys edging and teasing a bit too much 

he’s also pretty experimental, i can see claude as a bit of an exhibitionist also, he’d probably fuck you in the cathedral just for shits and giggles 

but he is human and despite how much of  a little shit claude is he’s just as wrecked as you he’s just much better at hiding it 

he’d probs quit the teasing once he himself can’t handle it anymore

and wow uh thats when claude gets all sensual 

when claude’s kind of in overdrive and completely uncoordinated just messily thrusting over and over again to finally get you both to that place thats when he becomes all romantic and lovey 

would compliment you to no amounts end, call you all sorts of pet names like honey, sweetheart, baby, etc. 

his messy curls would stick to his skin, his forehead pressed firmly against yours, verdant eyes blown wide maintaining eye contact with you just for that extra level of intimacy because watching you when you’re like this really drives him over the edge. 

he’d pant against your lips, kiss you roughly and somehow find it in himself to even let out an amused laugh because he’s having sex and that’s kind of funny for some reason

claude’s pull-out game probably a1 but idk he’s possessive in less conventional ways so i feel like he’d  get off to the thought of releasing inside you and watching him drip down your thighs bc yea

claude is also the king of aftercare let it be known

he’d have so much energy after sex for some reason like he’d just hop right up clean your bodies, fetch you tea if you wanted some and curl up with you resting on his chest, running his fingers over the skin of your arms tenderly and smiling softly to himself when exhaustion takes over you and you slip into a warm slumber against his chest. 

i love him bye

dima 

ok so dimi is a busy busy boy and even when he does have free time he’s never entirely there his mind is always kind of somewhere else u know 

he’s always struggled w getting a proper night's rest and always overworks himself into hysteria

so, as his lovely s/o, you presume a nice session to destress will help loosen those knots in his muscles and all that chaos whirring around in his mind

you were thinking a nice trip to the sauna or something

but dimi had other ideas 

 he’d just look at you and his gaze would darken all of a sudden and with just a glance at him you already feel the wind being knocked out of you 

it would be rly sudden, like dimitri’s just rly needy all of a sudden and he’s taking whatever you’ll give rly he has so much pent up stress and needs some form of release and he’s so so emotional and touchy and won’t stop kissing you with so much fervor and desperation

dimi is 1000% a lovemaker im sorry u cannot convince me otherwise. unless he is feral. if he is feral then understandable have a good day. 

he’s all about pampering and kissing every inch of you and asks every five minutes is this okay? are you comfortable? does that hurt? are you sure? because he’s terrible with fragile things and if he ever hurt you he’d never forgive himself poor baby

part of you just wants to grab his face and say !!! im fine !!! you big idiot !! but you just pull him to your chest and nuzzle your face into his neck and breathe him in deeply, kissing his jaw gently before reassuring him i’m fine dimi, stop worrying 

he’d calm down instantly and focus back on the task at hand, pleasuring the love of his life hehe

BODY WORSHIPPING non stop praises just kissing everywhere his lips come across you’d love it but hate it at the same time bc part of you just wants him in u already and the other half of u is just so so enamoured by him and feels so warm and loved and appreciated

he’s more of a giver than a receiver as well though for opposite reasons compared to felix, he worries about your comfort so much to the extent where it distracts him from his own pleasure, and it isn’t until he’s inside of you that he remembers and is like oh wow fuck and yea things dont usually last very long for him since he always neglects his own pleasure in favor of yours. he gets so focused on making u feel good because he loves you so much and he needs you to know that so yeah he doesn’t remember to even touch himself lmao 

you’d probably come like twice before dimi even whips his schlong out 

at the peak of his pleasure tho dimi gets kinda rough ngl. he’s a person whos very emotionally driven so when everything gets to be a bit too much he’s just slamming into you with so much force your skin stings, grip so tight on your hips there’s sure to be bruises in the morning but despite how rough he is his eyes are nothing but gentle and so so loving 

probably says something like oh seiros when he’s about to come LMAOOO 

dimi is also a king with aftercare but he’d probably knock out like a log afterwards and it’d be like the best sleep he’d get tbh all warm and satiated and just content

dimi sex god 

[howlingsaturn]

is anyone else going absolutely feral over the "hi" - "hi" dialogue or is that just me? like that was the cutest fucking thing. tk coming closer, cupping carlos' cheek and giving him this quiet greeting and a rueful but oh so grateful and loving smile and carlos repeating it just as softly and quietly. like that just drives me nuts, who gave them the right to be so adorable. like don't mind me, im just gonna rewatch those 3 seconds over and over again until i forget my own fucking name.

[acheez]

Do you think any of the demon brothers would like a "bigger" girl? I look around at other's ocs, and while they're beautiful I can't help but feel awful about myself. I'm bigger in some areas and smaller in areas ya wouldn't want to be and it makes me think (were these demons real) They wouldn't give someone like me a first glance, let alone a second or a chance with them.

first and foremost. no need to feel insecure about little drawings bestie, believe me. and if it helps you in any shape or form, i try to make picrews for my ocs with the options of body i have (hence my oc victoria i think lmao with the buff, muscular body and other ocs I have yet to post)

look, in my biggest honest opinion, and please let's ignore my thirst traps post cause that Oliver died and a new one was born, i headcanon some obey me characters on the bigger side. we know beel trains and plays a devildom version of rugby???????????? tell me, what bodies do the GOAT rubgy players have? are they chiseled by the gods? No they have one massive belly and man I would give MY SOUL for big rugby player beelzebub to tackle his cock inside me 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

NOW TO THE POINT PLEASE this is why my fics are long sometimes.

They would love you and fall in love with you no matter what. Bestie, dont you think they would go FERAL grabbing your sides during a makeout session? They would grope on your skin, kiss all over your body repeating time and time again just how beautiful you are while your cunt milks them dry? heLL MAMMON WOULD SCREAM how his big girl fucks him so good he feels going to heaven again. taht man would go NUTS just to have a crumb of your attention before getting Intimate. GOD LEVI LEVI WOULD CRY SEEING HOW HIS COCK DISAPPEARS IN THAT FAT CUNT BELIEVE ME HE TOLD ME. GOD BEEL BEEL THIS MAN GOD HE WOULD EST YOU WHOLE SOLMARE TOLD ME BEEL JS A BIG GIRL GAL PLEASE

I WOULD GIVE ALL I HAVE FOR LUCIFER TO PUT HIS HEAD OVER MY BELLY AND TAKE A NAP IT BRINGS TEARS TO MY EYES AND I WOULD DIE JUST SIMPLY DIE TO HAVE HIM PINCH ON MY SIDES. OR HE WOULD LOCK HIS HEAD BWTEEN MY THIGHS QND NOTJING MAKES ME CUM MORE THAN THAT SON KG A BUTCH SEEING MY BODY AND GOING "GOD IMMA FUCK YOUS TUPID TONIGHT" AND I KNOW MY FAT DRIVES HIM WILD

final because im having a mental breakdown more or less SCREAMING all over my post but THEY WOULD FIGHT EACH OTHER JUST TO HAVE A CHANCE WITH YOU. DONT LET ANYONE, NOT EVEN YOURSELF, TELL YOU OTHERWISE. YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO DONT GIVE THEM A CHANCE, LET THEM FIGHT FOR YOU BESTIE, LET THEM FIGHT FOR THAT CHUB THEY DONT DESERVE YOU ♡ and sit on their laps, satan just called, he wants you to make him company so go go go or dont 😏 make that man beg for you bestie, you are amazing

[antiquexbeast]

Hey so I love your ship with antiquexbeast. Christblood deserves more love and vampire/witch + demon christblood deserves even more! Can you give us a few headcannons or little fun facts for the ship?

i think you mean @sacrosanctdeceit lol, but that’s chill afefaiwenfiidk im glad ya’ll like our? flailing mess of 30 half verses and wine fueled crack bullshit???idek what headcanons i can give really for the whole ship, mostly since damien acts very differently to the other depend on the verses. i can try to do a minor breakdown of each though?

                      damien, actual good boi           as a friendship, yeah they’d be a little weird, but pretty much everyone on the block is weird, so they’d find ways of enjoying each other’s company of course ~           as a romantic ship or anything else like that on it’s own, in canon, with like… no au spices or anything, idk i honestly have a hard time shipping it and writing for it lol. this has everything to do with damien as a person and the sheer fact that he wouldn’t ever fuck a married dude, let alone a dude whose married to his best friend like what lol??

demon!joe just terrifies the shit out of him so that’s… yeah… not much to say about that there tbh it’s self explanatory lol

                     vampire!damien         you know what’s jacked up about this ship? technically he just waits for everyone in the neighborhood to die and then he can be fine hanging out with this demon who, for some inexplicable reason, really has the hots for him.         but damien hangs out in his coffin chewin his nails every morning like “jfc i’m terrible, i’m literally out here messin’ around with the thing possessing the body whose body is married to my best friend oh my god what is wrong with me this is awful and terrible this needs to stop how do i stop this??” but invariable does… nothing… to fix… the problem… until it becomes a debilitating issue lol

also spoiler: i don’t think he’s… actually told this thing that he loves them lol. he’s feelin’ Some Kinda Way about the whole thing but STILL goes and MESSES AROUND with this DEMON, like BOI what I s YoU DoiN??

HCs??       - thoroughly enjoys being domestic and old and will literally come over to curl up on the couch and knit next to demon!boi while he’s doing something calm.        - out of sheer archaic habit, he’s very controlled with his displays of affection and personal space, something he generally forgets that lends a hand in keeping their strange relationship in check. usually the demon is the first to provide affections and compliments first, but every now and then when he’s sure they’re alone he’ll place a hand on the demon’s just so, or press a brief kiss to the corner of his mouth.       - he refuses to tell the demon how old he is, and has made a point to say that it’s rude to ask or poke around his brain for the information. the only hint of his general age one might get would be that he periodically succumbs to fits of feral behavior. normally he’d shut himself in the underground workings of his home until he slept it off, but since the demon’s come into his life and ruined his routine, that’s been completely thrown off.       - he does go through bouts of something he can only describe as narcolepsy. it usually occurs when he’s expended a great deal of energy towards craft in a very limited amount of time, or when he’s put under too much stress ( physiological, emotional, ect ). when he sleeps, he’s never sure if he’ll wake up in a week, a month, or a decade. it’s very difficult to wake him in fact, but since the other immortal has been in his life, he’s had an easier time waking up mid coma for a few moments at a time ~

                     exorcist!damien          oh my god THIS man in particular is just? he’s absolutely polite, don’t get me wrong, he’s still a sweetheart, but he will not hesitate to back hand you into next week if you happen to be something he has to hunt and/or yeet back into wherever dimension you came from.          he’s not terribly thrilled about the job he has now, but he’s a bit stuck in it since his family made a lot of weird mistakes 50 skrillion years ago, so that’s just part of the ol’ family business now i guess. he does agree that it could be worse, and he’s very happy that the people he works for ensures that his son is always kept safe ( probably so if he dies for some weird reason they can just recruit him and be like GO AVENGE YOUR DAD or some weirdness idk that tends to happen right? )            he’s a tad bit bitter right now, but i think that’s mostly because he’s just annoyed that the target he’s trying to hunt and exterminate is trying to be friends? after previously trying to take his body? like boi… figure yourself out.

HCs??       - if this went anywhere but constant fighting it’d be a hateship i’m alive for that bc im filthy like hands down. i literally can’t think of any scenario where exorcist!dame doesn’t want to just peel the demon out and get the town Jesus Boi back. but here’s this demon. makin things hard. gettin all chummy.      - during daylight and normal hours, he doesn’t look any different, but his skin covered in a great series of tattoos ( scarification?? ) of charms, talismans, demon traps, and assorted other inscriptions. most of them are for banishing entities, ensuring he isn’t possessed, and one spot on his chest that acts as a sort of “spiritual pocket” for a single bonded weapon of choice ( The Order keeps calling them blessed script and the like, but he’s just like yeah, that’s not, you know i’m a witch right this isn’t… okay you know what? that’s fine, not gonna argue, i’m tired– )      - the main issue with the above is demon boi keeps TOUCHING HIM and activating the runes that repel him by reflex. most demons immediately pull away and complain about the pain and being burned, but demon!joe just keeps getting in his space and picking him up and carrying him around he’s just SO DISTURBED BY THIS like do you have a pain kink what is WRONG??      - istg most of this verse is Damien trying to catch demon boi in the act of some bullshit out in public. usually he’s more covert than this, but being as this target is just so SMOOTH and DECENT SEEMING and TOO GOOD at it, it’s now just driving him nuts, so he’s pulling some Willie Coyote stunts he honestly shouldn’t be      - idk i don’t have a lot for this yet other than it just makes me laugh cause i just needed something not so tense as our other verses lol

jfc this was so long I’M SO SORRY i think that’s it though i’m done afoienfawe