#im glad the Queen of envy is here everyone

[sec-heriablangel]

Sev and Helsa reacts to their ancestor/grandma in Mastermind

[eeblouissant]

[If you're not taking anons about this just ignore this ~<3] completely agree about Dorothy, especially her having insecurities about being seen as masculine and how she voices it during the show so many times. I always headcanoned it as a big reason she never addressed her sexuality; when people aren't calling her an ugly man they're saying she's a lesbian directly because of certain traits and features she has, it makes sense she'd reject that part of herself because its tied to decades of painful remarks on top of everything else. And I do think it could be genuinely triggering for her to be expected to be masculine or want to perform certain acts in that sense - the idea that even someone who seems to understand her and want her and love still doesn't see her as a woman. Ofc those things aren't tied together in reality but you could make a solid case for why they would be to Dorothy.

anon anon anon !!!!! You’ve completely read my mind & looked into my soul here - you get me !!!!!!!!

10/10 no notes honestly (and omg nooo !!! ask away always always <33) butttt you mentioned something I hadn’t thought of before so I must talk about it!!!; the topic of her sexuality also being upsetting for this reason. holy, you are right on the money I think. Even now, when lots of people think of the word lesbian we have been taught to think of masculine traits. I cannot imagine what it was like then - if now we’ve come so far, & yet….

This makes me think of Jean, Dorothy’s (arguably life long, I mean - since college??!! quite the strong bond they’ve got) friend. She doesn’t present “stereotypically lesbian” at all. She’s like textbook femme!! I wonder if how big of a part she’s played in Dorothy’s life has anything to do with that. I wonder if she envy’s her? Because here’s jean, an open, & proud lesbian. Whom you’d never suspect because “she could have any man she wants?!” - and then there’s Dorothy. Tall, broad shoulders, “manly hips” (among many, many other cruel insults - I actually really hate hate hate the pearls or chain scene a lot.) Dorothy. Whom everyone automatically assumes is a lesbian - but never for the right or respectful reasons? It’s always used on her as an insult or to further push on her insecurities ??!! like Jesus. Makes sense she’d never want to uncover that. Also makes me want to headcanon her being unlabelled too instead of using strong labels - I’m getting the vibe now that she kind of just ?? wants to love & be loved ?? like deep down she’d know that she’s strictly into women and what that means / labels it comes with but tbh? labels might be upsetting for her also. Especially when they’ve been used to hurt and bash her for so many years. many thoughts …

I really do NOT fuck with all those scenes where they gang up on Dorothy like I really cannot express it enough, no wonder it began to actually affect Bea in real life to the point she chose to leave because of it (among other reasons yes I know, but when I saw that this was one I just about cried)

Anyway, just makes me think about Dorothy thinking about how jean does it. The jealousy, the angst potential, all that good stuff.

I also have to comment on - YES. Yes yes yes !!! I also agree that it is gen triggering for her to be expected to be masculine / seen that way / dress that way / etc etc etc !!!!! constant bullying will do that to you !!!!! I wanted to say something similar in that post on my side acc but I wasn’t sure if it would have been taken the right way :’) like, wearing the strap?? absolutely out of the question !!!!!!! thank you for speaking my innermost thoughts <3333

In conclusion Dorothy’s queen of the pillow princesses in my head im v glad (and shocked tbh 😭) you guys are seeing the vision ??!! thank u <3

[theotheroccassionalfanficwriter]

The Death of a Playboy

Summary: Based on that early concept of Mammon being a ladies man.

You both knew that the sex meant nothing beyond scratching an itch. The heat of his hands on your waist, the warmth your lingering kiss on his cheek, the smiles he gives you on the morning, your sweet good byes at every phone call.

It was all part of a game both of you played.

Tags: Fuck Buddies, Friends with Benefits, No Strings Attached Sex UNTIL BOTH OF YOU CAUGHT FEELINGS, OPEN HAPPY ENDING, implied Simeon x Reader, Diavolo x Reader sex.

A/N: I'M SO GLAD THAT EARLY CONCEPT REMAINED A CONCEPT BECAUSE ALL OF US MAMMON STANS WOULD BE READING DIFFERENT KINDS OF FICS, I KNOW HOW FANDOM WORKS AND WE ALL WANT THAT SORT OF ANGST so im here to deliver.

Wrote this with EXO's Playboy on repeat.

--

From the moment you heard his voice on the phone, you knew he was dangerous. The sort of danger that could leave your heart broken into pieces if you weren't careful. And you were right, Mammon was a dangerous sort of beauty.

Someone meant to be admired from a far. A safe distance. His words and countenance was alluring and had you been naive you would have believed him so easily. Such a friendly demon, your Mammon.

But he wasn't yours beyond the pact, beyond The Unspoken Agreement, beyond the doors of the House of Lamentation. He was a stray cat that was loved by everyone but loved no one. He came and went as he pleased.

Collecting hearts that meant nothing beyond feeding his greed.

And you had no desire to be part of his collection. You had your pride, and you were used to the emptiness of playing this game. So even as you leave his room, with your lipstick stains on his white sheets, and a kiss good bye on his smile...it all meant nothing to you.

Because at the end of the day, you didn't mean anything to Mammon either.

--

From the moment Mammon had seen you, he had put his guard up. He knew, in the same way he used to know things as an Angel, that you would be the death of him.

A human, with stormy eyes that made his tar-filled heart beat faster. You were dangerous, in the same sort of way Celestial Weapons were dangerous. Beautiful, bright, and deceptively harmless. Mammon had grown used to the empty flattering and praises of demons, he was used to hearing words of love uttered without a care.

He had learned his lesson.

Love was not for demons and humans were just the same. Even if he hadn't interacted with any for a long time now. So he treated you in the same way he treated everyone else, a charming smile here and there, a playful wink at times, voice soft and just so inviting that even Asmo would be fooled occasionally.

And then there was the whole mess with Levi, and he didn't appreciate his younger brother muddying the waters of your relationship with him. Fuck Buddies or not, you were his pact master.

And Levi had no claim on you. One thing led to another and before he knew it, the loneliness of his days were gone. He used to not care if you left or stayed after a whole night of sex but then somewhere between Levi and then Beel breaking your room, he'd started having you sleep next to him.

He made you stay longer and longer until you naturally began sleeping next to him only to leave in the morning. The morning kisses stopped being a way to say good bye and became a prelude to another round of sex or a make out. His hands lingered on your waist because he wanted to, not because he was driving Levi away.

He had slowly stopped hanging out with his other 'friends' and 'lovers' in favor of you. And Mammon's worst fear had happened.

You were already living in his heart.

And yet both of you were still playing a game he wanted out. But he was to weak to let you go, not when you'd smile at him in the corridor as if sharing a secret with him. Not when you'd play with his hair as he laid on your chest or the way your voice would say his name with a fond tone you've only ever used on him.

Mammon thought how laughable it was that Lucifer had warned you of him but no one ever thought to place a warning label on you. Mammon knew he wasn't the only demon you were fucking.

That beyond the walls of the House of Lamentation, beyond the pact that you formed with him...you had no shortage of partners and not even Simeon had been safe from your charms.

And as he watched the empty space beside him, he wondered whose bed you were staying at tonight.

--

'Diavolo' you decided as he fucked you hard into the mattress, 'is an excellent lover.'

You were grasping his black sheets as he repeatedly hit your g-spot, his thrusts wonderfully timed to bring you just on the edge of cumming before he slows down and starts playing with the rest of your sensitive body. You couldn't remember which round this one was with the way his kiss leaves your brain into a puddle of sensations as his dick languidly fucked you.

"Diavolo..." You moaned helplessly as you clenched if only to make his dick stay and properly make you come.

He smirks at you, and in the dim and sensual red lights of his room, he looked utterly delectable. Intoxicating. A man who knew exactly what he wanted and cocky.

"Needy aren't we?"

"It's because you fuck me good, your highness" You teased him with cocky grin and lick of your lips.

You get rewarded with a sharp thrust and almost came.

"You quite a mouth on you" He said as if he hadn't known that from the moment you had casually enraged Lucifer with your arrangement with Mammon.

And you laugh softly amidst the fucking, enjoying the slow and almost lazy way Diavolo was fucking you. You smile at him,

"How long do you plan to keep me on your bed, your highness?" You asked as you wrapped your legs on his waist and Diavolo smirks at you, all sharp teeth and answered,

"Until morning."

You reached out for him and Diavolo lets himself be held by you as he brings you to a new high. Diavolo was the perfect lover who knew how to give and take, and you let yourself to drown in his sweetness.

You moan his name unabashed. You cling hard to him, nails scraping his back, when he fucks you hard and makes you cum at the same time as him. You don't let yourself think of another demon with tanned skin, of white sheets that you've started to sleep in more than your own bed.

And when morning arrives, you don't kiss Diavolo to wake him up. Instead you take his morning erection in your mouth and start sucking until his eyes open and he gives you a lazy smile.

"Insatiable human" He called you as he petted your hair.

And then very suddenly grips it tight just right that makes you moan. Diavolo had seen your body illuminated by the moonlight but he appreciates the way it looked as you rode his dick and chased after your own orgasm.

"You truly are a sight to behold."

You say nothing to that but instead glanced at your mother's painting of you displayed in the center of his wall.

Diavolo comes inside you at the same time as you do. He praises you for a job well done as he fondles your chest and admires the hickeys he left on your neck.

"Let me send you back, Darling."

And as you enter the House of Lamentation, you ignore the looks they give you. Particularly Lucifer's and Mammon's, you don't look at anyone as you moved past them to head to the stairs that was nearest to your room.

You didn't see the tight clench of Mammon's hands or the glare he gave Diavolo.

--

Lucifer calls you to his office the next morning. Collects you from your room that you rarely slept in since sleeping around with demons that caught your fancy. You only bother to wear the white fur jacket left on your table on top of your sleepwear, and then head out to Lucifer's office.

You sat on the sofa across his, still sleepy and uncaring of whatever lecture he has prepared. And lecture you, he does.

"I hadn't said anything about your activities with demons and even those from purgatory hall," he says sharply "but I draw the line with you fucking Diavolo."

You laugh to his face and made yourself comfortable on his sofa.

"Bold of you to assume that Diavolo wasn't the one fucking me."

He glared at you which only served to make you laugh harder.

"He is the future ruler of Devildom."

"And I have no interest with being Queen" you decided to get it out in the open, "Lucifer, its all just fun and games between me and my bed partners."

"Perhaps..." Lucifer acquiesces and both of you ease up, you smile at him fondly and Lucifer looked away.

It had taken time and a couple of threats from both of you to each other before the two of you had found this equilibrium. Where Lucifer would lecture and you'd listen for a while before dragging things out in the open.

"You do have to be careful," He warned you "Mammon can only do so much."

He sits beside your feet and puts in on his lap. The easy intimacy between friends had always been your comfort but Levi's envy and twisted love had sort of ruined that. And though Mammon was indeed your friend the lined had been blurred between you two and you hadn't allowed yourself of that.

And so to Lucifer it went. An unlikely friend who could match your moments of brilliance and could follow your flights of fancy easily. The lovely intimacy between friends who understood each other in the most naked way.

Lucifer knew your hang ups and fears, and you knew the secrets and pains he kept.

"I'll be careful" You promised him.

He smiles at you softly and the two of you just simply existed in that moment. Enjoying the rare moment of peace.

--

Mammon waited for you to come out of Lucifer's office, he stood at the side of the door. Leaning casually on the wall as he strained his ear to eavesdrop he could hear your muffled laughter until it tapered off into silence. He closed his eyes and wondered if there was any way to stop this game.

He wanted you all to himself, wanted to be the one you came home to at the end of the day. He wanted the things beyond the pact, beyond the doors of the House of Lamentation. The sex was no longer just what he wanted from you.

And Mammon knew, as you stepped out of the room and met his eyes, that you probably wanted the same.

"I missed you, Master~❤" he greeted you sweetly, arms already wrapped around you and whisking you away.

Mammon kept his feral smile. And he could hear your heart speed up and the smell of your arousal.

"Master, let's spend time together all day long~"

He feels your arm wrapped against his and he accepts your kisses as he pinned you against his bedroom door. Cold metal against your skin as his hands deftly undressed you in the privacy of his room. He plays with your nipples as he kissed you deeply.

'This isn't love' Mammon thought as he carried you in his arms.

'This isn't love but it could be.'

And that was the thought that scared him the most. Demons don't love the way humans and angels do. And Mammon already knew what form his love would take.

Greedy and selfish. He wouldn't care about anyone else but you, repercussions and consequences wouldn't matter to him once you were involved. And he didn't want that.

That kind of love he knew you'd abhor.

"Mammon?"

He sinks into your warm embrace and whatever passion between you two was now gone.

"What's wrong?" You asked him so carefully.

And Mammon could almost let himself believe that you love him. Instead of letting himself sink into a new type of loneliness he just clutches you tighter and wishes fervently that you'd never leave him anymore.

You stare at him and his shaking frame. You wouldn't mind if anyone else would be the collateral but Mammon had been different. He wasn't in the same category as your bed partners that you'd leave without good bye or an easy meaningless smile.

Being with Mammon felt like staring at a mirror that revealed all of your flaws. Your greedy and ambitious self that wanted without giving. He had easily and cleverly went through your defenses without your notice. Mammon had made you care for him in the same way, the little prince cared for the fox and his rose.

You began to care for him like he was the stray cat that began living in your home after feeding it for few days. He had carved a space in between the broken pieces of your heart and remade you anew. And so, in the same sort of destructive way you always went, you clung into the routine of sleeping around.

Pretending that you weren't comparing each bed partner to Mammon. Pretending as if you weren't sleeping with him most of the time. You liked to believe that you never played favorites among your low and mid level demons, that Mammon got away with alot of things when compared to the trouble Asmo, Beel, and Levi would bring. You were careful to ensure that no one would look twice at the fact that Mammon was the only high level demon you had on your pacts.

You gave him power over your other pacts and gave him power over you. You hide your wry smile and, hope, as you lull him to restful sleep that he doesn't realize how far you'd fallen.

You still had your pride after all.

--

What breaks isn't Lucifer's trust on you nor your pride but the bond between you and Mammon. And losing him, the very feeling of a pact breaking hurt you more than anything else.

You had your pride and you've won your gambit but as you see Mammon walk away from you his composure in tact, it felt like you've won nothing at all. And whatever joy you had on having Diavolo's pact mark on you had long since faded.

Even so, you don't let yourself break or cry or show any negative emotion. You keep your smile plastered and iron out the details for Belphie's clemency. There were so many things to be done and your greed and ambition had yet to be fully satiated.

And as his accusations and hateful glare rang inside your mind, you reminded yourself that you would never beg anyone to remain.

Mammon fucks his heartbreak away through half of the entirety of devildom. And the occasional witch that would willingly offer themselves to him. He doesn't let himself feel the pain of your betrayal and broken promises.

You were living your best life and he wasn't part of it. He was a fool to think you'd be different. That he would always be the only one, he should have known when you let Diavolo bring you back that things were changing.

He couldn't keep you because you never stayed unless he asked.

He relearns how he was before you came, resharpens the edges you blunted and flirts more than ever, and leaves hearts broken more than Asmo. He doesn't bring anyone home because even at his worst, the thought of hurting you directly or indirectly was something the couldn't do.

He loved you to the point of losing himself.

--

In chess, Promotion by rule meant that the moment a pawn reaches the 8th rank it would be replaced by a player's choice of Rook, Bishop, Knight or a Queen of the same color. Imagine this then:

Two players. God plays White and Diavolo plays Black. God plays the King's Gambit as his opening move and Diavolo declines it. Changing the game in his favor but still loses.

A new player arrives and plays Black. The game continues from where it left off. A losing game but a miracle occurs. Somehow the new player manages to do a Promotion.

A pawn is turned into a Queen.

Black wins. It was nothing short of a miracle but the win came with the cost of sacrificing the promoted Queen.

It wasn't the way you wanted to win. But you were desperate. Even so, that greedy part of you never wanted to lose Mammon.

But the empty space where his pact used to be is a stark reminder of what you had done. You wondered if there was still a chance to change things for a better.

You hear Diavolo call for you and you go to him and you begin pretending again.

'Maybe this time I can actually believe you meant nothing to me...'

Like always, you don't notice the way Mammon looks at you.

-

This is how you surrender:

At a party held in your honor.In the dark empty underground gallery of the castle, Mammon has you pinned against the cold brick wall and you're desperately kissing him back. His grip on you tight and the desperate, you grind against him for the friction and heat you crave. In the dark you could pretend that this was one of your games.

Heated kisses in hidden places. Risking the chance to be caught if only to bring out in the open what shouldn't. You had always known that Mammon was beautiful and it wasn't just his physical appearance. It was his genuine care for you, the intimacy that went beyond the platonic and the romantic. It was him seeing you at your absolute worst and loving you still.

It was the way he held you right now. Tight but still incredibly careful, always thinking about your inherent human fragility. It was in his kisses that stole your breath away, the ardent adoration in his eyes as you repeatedly called his name in between your near silent moans. That his hands still knew your body so well, that every gentle caress and grip of his hand was always sure. Never faltering nor second guessing the actions that would arouse you.

"Mammon" You begged, said his name like a whispered prayer in the nights you missed his embrace.

A single name that encompassed what you wanted to say but couldn't.

Forgive me.

I'm sorry.

Come back to me.

I love you.

He fucks you against the wall. Rough and desperate and taking out all of his frustrations at your expense. And even then, he fucks you just the way you like it. Ensuring that you would love every moment that he thrusts his dick in you. He whispers his hatred in your ears with every thrust and mixes his love for you.

He shows you his absolute worst. This love of his that only takes and takes. A twisted love that would never let you be as free as you are now.

"Master, you must really think I'm pathetic" He whispered brokenly, "I'm here still wanting you, still doing what you want even without the pact."

You moan his name.

"But even then I can't hate you with everything I have. I'm Mammon, the Avatar of Greed and you've reduced me to this."

You looked at him, eyes daze and brain still muddled from his expertise. Despite that you see his broken and lost look and can't help but coddle him. Make promises of fixing things and your heart breaks with his hollow laugh.

"Forgive me" You whisper as you hold onto him tight, his pace relentless as he hits that one spot again and again.

"You promised" He said as he held you tight enough to leave bruises.

"I'm sorry."

"Why do ya always leave? Even when I want you to stay you never really stay! Master!"

You feel his tears fall on your face and taste its salty flavor as he kisses you again. You feel your insides clench as you come and Mammon follows right after. Both of you breathe heavily, Mammon leans on you and you hug him.

"I didn't want to fall for you," You answered as you clutched his jacket tightly "From the moment we met I knew that it was inevitable but I still tried."

You relish at the perverted way you two were still connected and wondered how far could you take this before something broke beyond repair. But that was how far you were willing to go, always wondering but never for a single moment considering to do it.

"Mammon, my only beloved demon loving you was something I could never escape from."

He looked at you and saw the helplessness in your eyes and as you looked at him you put down your pride. Your demon whom you've tamed and in turn tamed you.

"I surrender myself to you."

It was too soon for an 'I love you' with wounds still raw and problems needed to be addressed. There were still secrets needed to be talked about and countless little things to be done. But in this moment, where Mammon sees you at your most honest, he spoke

"I accept."

And he kisses you softly, sweetly in the way he always imagined if you were his lover. It isn't love but it could be and this time both of you would let it be.

[steviesays]

February Fic Recs

hello everyone its the last day of february so here is my list of my favorite fics I’ve read this month :)

the devil’s playthings by katyfaise - complete

Fandom: FMA:B

Yeah this one was hot thats all I have to say alkdjfklshaf this author is so good at writing smut!!

no fool’s mate by @firewoodfigs - in progress

Fandom: FMA:B

ok so I scrolled past this one like three times because I haven’t seen the queen gambit but then i reasoned with myself that I was likely not going to ever watch the queens gambit so I dived in anyway and im SO glad I did im already hooked and theres only a prologue and chapter one up

a pair of dull scissors in the yellow light by @ta1k-less - complete

Fandom: FMA:B

I loved this one soooo much roy and riza cut their hair and have feelings what more does anyone need in a fic

also this author has a couple great edwin fics as well that I highly recommend!!

in our bedroom we're bloodshot and beat, and never so alive by yourendlessblue - in progress

Fandom: FMA:B

I rec’ed another fic by this author on my list last month and they’ve decided to put more masterpieces out into the world so here is another rec !!!! this is a royai drabble series and I absolutely love everything thats up so far

so I throw stones at walls i’ll never climb by @aureshadow - complete

Fandom: FMA:B

Me reading something thats not royai ???? its more likely than you think um this one is from envy’s perspective and is a really good delve into their motivations and thinking and I loved reading it !!!!!!

Concealed by perilousgard - complete

Fandom: FMA:B

This little drabble is so cute and funny I’ve read it like 6 times riza has too many weapons and you know what thats ok

Homefront by @hlwim - complete

Fandom: FMA:B 

Yeah I cant even put into words how much I loved this fic I still think about it constantly and also everything else this author has put out has been SPECTACULAR so please read this im begging its an au where riza never joins the military because she gets pregnant young and WHEW I love it I kind of want to re-read it just to feel something

Blues Upon a Whistle by @mildly-nerdy and @liathgray - complete

Fandom: FMA:B

ed is trapped under a building the DRAMA

read it its great roy is #parental

For auld lang syne, my dear by by_nina - complete

Fandom: FMA:B

This is a series of royai holiday memories that span their lifetime and yeah the feelings these invoked ...... whew

I also went through by_nina’s ao3 page and read literally everything they’ve written and it was all incredible and I urge you to do the same :)

ease your feet in the sea by @hamletcat - complete

Fandom: FMA:B

if you couldn’t tell I fucking LOVE introspection and nostalgia so this one was truly just up my alley its riza reminiscing on old photos and its so .... GOOD ugh

also this author wrote another of my favorites, a train station in central city, so I highly suggest checking that one out too !!!!!

Stories gone untold by Stardustwrites17 - in progress

Fandom: FMA:B

PIRATES !!!!!!! ROYAI ARE FUCKING PIRATES GUYS PLEASE READ THIS RIGHT NOW

ok thats all I got this month I hope you guys enjoy these fics and thanks so much to the authors for being amazing !!!! if you see that I didn’t tag an author its because I couldn’t find their blog so if you know them please let them know that they are wonderful talented human beings <3

[lyriumsings]

destinytober day 4: jumpship

i have my day 4 for destinytober but it’s writing so im gonna put it under the cut because im still mad insecure ayyy. Im not proof reading either we die like men

Series: destinytober i guess

Characters: Amanda Holliday and my Guardian oc Trinity

The beginning dialogue is from her reaction to the Guardian avenging Cayde’s death in game this is my take on that moment basically

The second their eyes meet Amanda closes the distance between herself and Trinity, the words tumble out of her mouth faster than Trinity can process, "Did Petra Venj pull the trigger, or was it you?"

She shouldn't have been surprised that Amanda would ask—everyone else has; which Trinity promptly ignored—but she was. It didn't bother her that she had asked. It wasn't like every one else looking for a story or a leg up on the current “gossip”. She just wasn't expecting it from Amanda. And it must have shown on her face because almost immediately Amanda backtracks.

Amanda sighs, "Wait. Wait, don't tell me. I—I don't want to know. Either way, wasn't gonna bring Cayde back." She takes a few steps back into place, her nerves seeming to settle with the action, "I'm just glad you're safe."

Trinity can only nod in response. The mention of Cayde leaves her throat tight and her legs itching to walk right back out. She has to make a conscious effort not to look at his cloak hanging just five feet away behind Amanda. She had done everything she could to avoid being near it but she needed to finish Cayde's will. Her comfort be damned.

"Anyway," Amanda says as she takes up her wrench, "you here for a refit? How can I help you?"

Wordlessly, Trinity holds out the will for Amanda to read. As Amanda's eyes scan the paper she can see some of the grief wash back over her, but just as quickly she stows it away. Forward momentum. Trinity envied her in that moment. The ability to keep going. To do what he would have wanted with a smile on her face, no matter how thin the mask was it was still leagues ahead of where Trinity was at emotionally. The closest she got to normal nowadays was when she was putting a bullet in something. Apparently the only thing that seemed to take her mind off his death was being too preoccupied with preventing her own.

Amanda pulls back once she's finished and the paper dissolves into light back into Trinity's inventory.

"Right this way," Amanda says, that fragile smile barely reaching her eyes, "I just tuned her up a while back so...she should be hood to go."

Trinity follows her to one of the ship consoles and every step away from his cloak eases the empty feeling in her gut. “Out of sight out of mind” is what she tries to live by these days. The hole in her chest was harder to soothe.

Trinity watches as Amanda punches in the code that retrieves her. The Queen of Hearts. Cayde's jumpship.

"She's all yours, Guardian." Amanda says, this time her mask is a little stronger, her voice doesn't crack. Trinity nods and releases her Ghost.

"I'll just be a second," he says as he begins scanning the ship.

"Hey, Guardian?" Amanda rests a hand on her shoulder and Trinity tenses under the contact but allows it, "I'm glad it was you. Take care of her, 'kay?" she gives her should a comforting squeeze before beginning to head back to her station.

"Amanda," Trinity calls to Amanda's surprise causing her to look back over her shoulder.

"Thanks."

[isabelisfun]

celeb drag race ep 1 commentary

i’m so happy to see trixie on my screen again

this is gonna be fun but i don’t exactly feel like it’s gonna get another season i don’t think it’s gonna be that good

nico who?

ok i know jordan because i get bored sometimes and watch riverdale but still he’s really random and not super famous (he isn’t even a prominent character on riverdale)

jermaine who?

why are these people not even famous enough to be guest judges

i think all the queens have more followers than these celebs

whatever it’s still fun it’s just more like a makeover challenge with random people than “celeb” drag race

seeing winners again tho is really really fun it makes me want a winners season

this show is....interesting

i think my favorite is jordan he’s fun

ooh and trixie and jordan that’s fun my 2 faves

“start ur engines, and may the best drag queen win!” SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO NOT GENDER THAT SENTENCE RU SEE HOW EASY IT WOULD BE TO ACCOMMODATE TRANS AND AFAB QUEENS ON THE MAIN SEASONS

not to be straight but jordan is kinda hot oops

this show isn’t the best thing that’s come from the drag race world but it’s really super fun to see bob and trixie and monet again

i mean this is literally 2 actors and a comedian they can probably do snatch game better than the queens did

wait there was this one fic i read that was like an all stars with trixie and monet and nina i think and i feel like this is giving me those vibes idk why

jordan be like “dreg”

i love trixie and monet’s outfits

also trixie’s tamagotchi ring is iconic

we love a man who’s comfortable in his masculinity 💅✨

ok everyone is doing pretty well in snatch game i think jermaine is doing the best tho

babykins here has the attitude DOWN

AAH MONET’S OUTFIT IS MY FAVORITE LOOK OF HERS IM SO HAPPY TO SEE IT AGAIN

nico in drag is super gorgeous

nico looks a lot like scarlet envy actually wait

aw this gf sister friend thing is so cute

jordan’s sister tho 👀🔥

ok lip sync time

nico and jordan had a really good lip sync

ok yes glad miss babykins won she was real fun and i knew jordan a little coming in plus this counts as a win for my girl trixie too so yay

ok all in all that wasn’t like an incredible episode or whatever but it was fun and cute i guess

[aedroths]

inspired by @indoril-nerevar-mora post about positivity, here's a 5 by 5 positivity tag!!

talk about 5 things about tes that you love and then about 5 of your favorite tes blogs!!

tes, in general, is a great franchise, and honestly talking to another person irl that loves it always makes me so happy and glad to have a friend to talk about it with!!! and i admit I've had my problems with this in the past, but instead of approaching everyone with anger and hatred that disagree with us on the nuances, we should be glad to have an ENTIRE community to share our oc stories, our ideas, theories and things that just make us happy about tes. obviously this doesn't go the same for vigilantly hateful people like nazis, racists, homophobes, transphobes, MAPs... basically anyone that enters this fandom to attack people bc of their identity or have a harmful intent. there is no debate about basic decency, and if you're someone negatively affects the community, shame on you!!! no one should have to tell you to be decent and kind

anyway, we as a community need to be more positive and loving. most of us use tes and tumblr as an escape (not therapy 👀) from reality - from personal home issues, from politics, from heartbreaking stories on the news. we need to be more supportive, more understanding and more kind. why escape from the harshness of life only to log onto to see dreadful disk horse and people attacking another over opinions?

ANYWAY getting to the point (i know i ramble lmao) here's five things about tes that i love:

the soundtrack. admittedly, I've only played oblivion and skyrim but their scores are so relaxing. double that with the scenery, and it's no wonder people spend HOURS on this game. it's soothing and helps a ton w anxiety (and insomnia - even my 2 month old seems to sleep better with it playing in the background).

characters and their backstories. mine, specifically are sapphire, serana, miraak, nazir, sanguine, sheo, malacath, azura, mara, and brynjolf. it would be an essay on why i love each SO

the lore. it's complex, frustrating, but so fun to read about during feeding my son (hint: breastfeeding is exhausting lol). with the exception of nearly everything written by kirkbride (and several other racist/sexist aspects...), i appreciate the thought that goes into expanding tamriel.

the fact that with nearly EVERY game, there is so much exploring to do. under every rock is something new, and you find so many breathtaking destinations unmarked. like i said, it's no wonder people spend hours on the game.

the armor, weapons, etc. it feels immersive that you really can become a badass warrior, or shadowy thief, or intelligent mage (but it really seems like by dialogue in skyrim, they have a specific build in the writing :/) it also gives you the ability to create a multitude of ocs, with a range of stories, skills, personalities,,, even to ship with favorite characters. the open world really feels immersive idk

so to also spread the positivity within the community, here's my top five favorite tes bloggers (PLEASE don't take it personally if you're not on the list!!! all of you are creative, beautiful people!!)

@airiat her ocs are adorable, her writing is beautiful and she's genuinely a great person w such a positive energy (im getting SUCH a lavender vibe from u luv). we're both into astrology and tarot, and she has an amazing talent reading BOTH. like her analysis of astrology is so accurate and reliable. she is so easy to talk to and and just SO friendly and kind. and i absolutely ADORE her ship of her oc fjoara and teldryn 😍😍 honestly anyone would be doing themselves a favor by following this angel 🕊❤

@partyatsanguines she raised to popularity seemingly quick in this fandom and she absolutely deserves it!! the thought she puts in her memes, shitposts and her amazing ocs is amazing! her jokes are hilarious and definitely have made me laugh when i was having a SHITTY day. she has such a no-nonsense attitude and I'm getting a velvet red vibe from her. she's so smart (seriously i don't understand anything with math and yet here she is!!! fucking majoring in it i am just WOW) and you can see it in her jokes too. honestly i used to envy her jokes!! like i would wish i was witty enough to come up with HALF that she does. you deserve every follower and kind message queen!! ❤

@doomedteaparty i think she was actually one of the first people who posted about tes. she's incredibly creative, artistic and just really an amazing person. i love her ocs, and the ships she has with her ocs, her screenshots are always amazing. she's insightful and knowledgeable, and hearing her opinions honestly seems to give me a spare brain cell. she has such an ocean blue vibe 🌊 babe you're doing SO great don't forget that!!! 💕💕💕

@trinimac i haven't been following her for too long, but I've seen her posts about malacath (she's definitely the reason why i love him now!!!) she seems to have such an astounding knowledge on lore, and really just funny as fuck. her posts always slap frfr. im getting a sunset orange vibe?! i don't know much else but honestly keep doing you, you have such an amazing mind ❤❤

and of course @indoril-nerevar-mora !! honestly hes an absolute angel, and a strong person!!!! with everything he's been through, he's an inspiration 💖💖. && him and his boyf are honestly SO adorable and relationship goals as fuck 💕💕 i love his ocs, their stories and honestly just how badass he made them!!! and his screenshots are just 💯💯 has on point opinions and has great insights. DEFINITELY picking up a pearl vibe 🥰

whether you're tagged or not, everyone should post their top five by fives, and spread a much needed positivity (and if you don't, no pressure!!) tag as #tesblrpositivity bc i def want to see why everyone loves tes and tesblr!!! 💕💕💕

[janetbrown711]

“Does it get lonely?” Eva and Lena?

Eva and Louie teleported to the familiar part of the underworld, right in front of a gate where Cerberus waited, wagging his tale when he saw them. Eva smiled and ran right toward him and started petting him.

"I almost didn't believe her when she said Cerberus liked you. Guess i see that now," Louie said.

"Well who could resist such a handsome and good boy," Eva said as Cerberus barked happily.

"Usually everyone. C'mon. Do you want to see your girlfriend or not?" Louie asked, opening the gate.

"Right... right... can Cerberus come along?" Eva asked. Louie looked at them to ponder a moment.

"Plleeeeaaaaasssseeeee?" She begged.

"No, no. He has a job to do. He needs to guard the gates," he decided.

"Awwww," Eva lowered her head as Cerberus whined.

"Oh you'll get over it," Louie rolled his eyes and summoned a bone for all three of Cerberus' heads, which kept him happy enough for Eva and Louie to leave.

"Sooooo... we're just gonna walk dorectly to Lena and say 'surprise I snuck away from my mother so she's gonna be pissed as heck, but hey at least I'm here now'?" Eva asked.

"If that's what your plan is," Louie said.

"Right... that sounds good. I don't need to stall," Eva nodded.

"Right. Here we are," in the blink of an eye it seemed they appeared at a giant black door. It looked as if it were made of obsidian and at least 10 feet tall.

"Do we knock or...?" Eva asked, but Louie had already put his hand on the door and they slid open slowly.

"Louie, aren't you supposed to be killing people?" Lena called from the other room, "and you can teleport. When have you ever used the door?"

Louie didnt respond, letting himself in and Eva follow. He took her to the room where Lena sat on her throne looking over papers, but the moment Eva entered the room Lena shot up and looked at her.

"I thought I smelt life. Eva, what on tartarus are you doing here?" Lena got up and went to her.

"I ran away again, but this time to stay much, much longer. Maybe forever. I'm really mad at my mom. I just cannot stand those stupid gardens. I want to be here, with you," Eva grabbed Lena's hands, looking her in the eyes. Lena blushed.

"Mariella will be begging for Webby to strike me down or to drown me in the river Styx," Lena said.

"She doesn't know where I am. Trust me," Eva reassured her, "besides, it's not like she can stomp her way in here. She'll need to get past Cerberus, who i am one hundred percent sure is on our side," she smiled.

"Well when you put it that way... Llewellyn, I'm going out for the day. That doesn't mean you can slack off, now I'm requiring you do your job plus at least half of the paperwork," Lena commanded, to which Louie nodded and disappeared in his familiar smoke.

"So shall we?" Lena offered her arm in escort.

"Oh of course!" Eva gladly accepted, but frowned when she discovered she was just too short to make it really work. Lena laughed.

"We don't have to walk like this if you don't want to," she suggested.

"No, no. I got this," Eva said. She thought hard for a very long time when suddenly vines burst through the ground, lifting her up to be the proper height.

"How on earth did you do that? This is the underworld. Plants don't grow here. Except for that one garden, but still," Lena baffled.

"I'm a plant goddess. I want plants to make me taller, i get plants to make me taller," Eva lifted her head up proud.

"You're so adorable," Lena laughed.

"Why thank you," Eva nodded, and they started walking together.

"So how long do you think you can stay here without your mother finding out and making her way down here?" Lena asked as they strolled.

"Forever hopefully. I'm tired of her treating me like a possession. I just want to be here. With you," Eva smiled. Lena couldn't help but smile too, but a though occured to her that made it waver.

"Does it get lonely?" She asked.

"Yeah... it does. The flower nymphs are great and all but they're just... so... annoying," she laughed.

"Oh you're telling me? Deal with them when they're dead," Lena chuckled.

"Oh i can believe that," Eva agreed.

"But to answer yeah. It does. Dewey stops by every now amd then with a letter but mother doesn't leave me alone with anyone for more than ten minutes," Eva said.

"Geez, you should see her on the council. And the way she runs spring ugh, she is so uptight," Lena said.

"I know right?! It's psychotic, how organized it is. I'm so glad she's given me the reigns in recent years. Only for a bit though, but hey, its nice," Eva shrugged.

"Sounds like it," Lena agreed.

"Gah, you know in some ways i envy your family," Eva said.

"I'm sorry- what?! My family?" Lena cackled.

"What? What's so funny about that? At least you have sibilings," Eva put her hands on her hips.

"Well yeah, but have you met my parents? They're crazy. My dad literally ate me and my siblings. The titans are absolutely bonkers," Lena said.

"Well true... but they're gone now. So, isn't everything good now?" Eva asked.

"Depends on your opinion on good. I mean we tolerate each other but the pantheon never agrees on anything. Heck, the only reason i got this underworld gig is because the only way we could decide was pulling straws. Webby won, Violet sorta won, and I lost. But hey, fair is fair. We barely talk about that anyway. If you consider that good, then hey, that's good," Lena said.

"So you never wanted to be queen of the underworld?" Eva asked.

"Well... i never was too fond of all the other gods. They were always so loud and obnoxious. I always liked to imagine myself on the sea, all alone on a boat of my choosing. It'd be nice is all I'm saying," Lena sighed as she shook the idea away.

"So why don't you leave?" Eva asked.

"I can't just shirk all my duties. The underworld would be in chaos without me and ghost would probably leak into the overworld and it'd be a mess. Trust me when I say its better this way. I find some joy in my work anyhow. If i wasn't queen of the underworld i wouldn't have Cerberus, and he's my best friend," Lena said.

"Well what about Louie?" Eva asked.

"Llewellyn? Well he works for me. I don't know if i can exactly call him a friend. Him being a friend would just... distract me. And him," Lena stated.

"Well then I guess I see why Louie wanted me to be his friend so bad, since the only person who can would think it a distraction. I bet you two are friends but don't consider yourselves friends because you aren't buddy buddy," Eva crossed her arms.

"Maybe you're right... c'mon. I know a place where we can go," Lena gestured for Eva to follow and they started walking again.

They walked a bit in silence, turning corners here and there in the dark hallways that were lit by blue torches along the wall. Despite the underworld usually being really, really hot the temple was surprisingly chilly. Eva wished she brought a coat.

"We're here," Lena said when they arrive to a dark blue door with a warning sign written in a language Eva didn't speak.

"What's it say?" Eva asked.

"'Warning: hot lava. No living souls entry' in Fury," Lena stated.

"Uh... are you sure i should be here then?" Eva questioned.

"Don't worry, I say that to keep the furies away. You'll be fine," Lena winked as she opened the door to reveal a garden unlike any Eva had ever seen, even the one she had visited earlier.

The trees were grey and twisted about, but they had beautiful orange blossoms springing out of it, indicating it was still alive. Looking closely at the bark she could see lava running through it. The grass was grey and felt soft under her bare feet. There were plenty other plants and trees growing about, and not to far off was a stunning waterfall but made of lava. A lavafall if you will.

"This is so pretty! How did you make it grow?" Eva asked.

"This garden is my own secret project. It isn't like the garden of souls where the dead are put into the plants, but rather I used the seeds your mother gives me in the cornucopia and mutate them with the lava so they can grow into the fruit of the underworld. I never was too fond of the way above world food tasted. This is where it's at," Lena said.

"Can I have some then?" Eva asked.

"Eva... if you ate one of these then you become part of the underworld and can never leave. Are you truly ready to make that kind of commitment to never leave this place and never see the overworld or most of your friends, even your mother, thereof?" Lena asked. Eva sat on a marble bench.

"Well when you put it that way, it doesn't sound so easy, heh..." Eva tried to laugh, but it fell flat.

"Well... doesn't hermes stop by and every now and then?" Eva asked.

"He sometimes helps lost souls find there way to the underworld and has a small room in here, yeah," Lena said.

"Well... then yeah. Im okay," Eva nodded.

"What about your mother? Are you positive you never want to see her again?" Lena questioned. Eva had to pause to think.

"I think she needs to learn that i don't belong to her the hard way. I'm ready," Eva made up her mind. Lena nodded.

"Which do you want to try?" Lena asked.

"Oooh they all look soooo good! Hmmmm," Eva wandered through the garden a bit before picking a pomegranate from a silver tree.

"You and your pomegranates," Lena rolled her eyes.

When Eva took a bite out of the juicy purple fruit, Louie teleported into the room with a message.

"Lena, Mariella is here, and she wants her daughter."

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[kryssha]

Pake Ngold Bar

Andal,Joshua. The one with the cleanliest writing and notes. Thank you for being part of the B'nights + 1, even though you don’t know the meaning of our name and sometimes we depend on you. I like whenever you dance, I can see the determination in your eyes specially on contests.

Andrade,Cj. My another seatmate,thank you for the shared thoughts. And even though I don’t like your attitude sometimes or leaving me in our table,I still thank you for helping me for some things.

Antonio,Andrew.  You can be weird sometimes or it’s just that I don’t understand what you are doing. But thank you for the shared knowledge and memories since elementary.

Bacud,Kenneth. Sometimes you say things we consider harsh but those words will make you realize what you did or see what’s wrong. Anyway, thank you for the jaw-aching jokes you share with us everyday,Director. 

Ballad,Ronnie. You are one of the funniest in the class, you effortlessly make us laugh. I will never forget your white hair.

Castillo,Laurence. Learn to lower your pride sometimes, it’s not good already. I like how straightforward you are but sometimes you need to think before you speak and stop sleeping on the floor. It’s ok if you’re not an ARMY anymore, you’re not a big deal. You can fanboy on WANNA ONE but remember they’ll disband soon.

Cusipag,Freidrich. I envy you and Jemarie because of how you memorize lessons. Maybe you could give me some tips. Tell me also how your height grew higher in a year.

Dayrit,Karlos. We’re classmates since elementary but I still seldom hear your voice. Don’t be shy anymore. Speak up when you want to say something, I know there are a lot.

De la Cuesta,Aaron. Thank you for showing me your drawings, I admire those sketches. And thank you for listening to me and talking to me even if I say or do weird stuffs sometimes.

Diaz, Mark Daryll. Being easy going is ok but we are not living in a pure game. Soemtimes we need to be serious on some matters.

Herbert, Harvey Jr.. You are one of the reasons why we have a great school year, together with Niña and Karissa. The three of you started the asi and bain expressions which everyone uses now. I thank you for that contribution. I admire you for your creativity, your works amaze me everytime. 

Maguddayao, Ryan Ramde. We’re classmates since grade 1 except grade 7 but we still didn’t talk much. Well I still thank you for everything. 

Malana, Kharl Emil.  You are clingy but it’s ok I’m already used to it. I really like your company and you are easy to approach. Stay as a easy-going guy but you should sometimes get serious. And I hope you now have a concrete decision about the path you’re taking for your future.

Mallillin, Jonard. You maybe pabebe, i don’t care because i’ve been friends with Yran for three years so im already immune. But don’t change. If that’s what you are, just stay like that. I envy you because of your body, I wish soon I will that kind of body too.

Matammu, John Roe. I admire you for your writing skills. I am also happy that you join us when we invite you to play with us. You are slowly going out your comfort zone. Keep it up.

Pelagio, John Whesley. You should control your temper,chill out sometimes and minimize being too straightforward.

Portillo, Felmar. I still get surprised for your sudden jokes but those really made me laugh. Your words maybe make it shallow sometimes for us to understand easier.

Santias, Timios Raenan. I admire you for your leadership but sometimes you don’t have to take all the responsibility. Still, thank you for your efforts and for being our president. Precious Joy.

Villanueva, Kliff Yran. Just like Christelle, we are part of different squads but in the end the three of us are still together. I hope our friendship will last. I’m glad that you open up to us. When you need someone, I’m here. I’ll listen, all your words make sense anyway.

Addatu,Darylle. My seatmate (nevermind Cj hahaha). Thank you for everything you shared specially your alcohol. Thank you also for not leaving me alone in our table sometimes.

Articulo,Judee. Sometimes your weird, i can’t exactly explain why but for me there are things you do sometimes that makes you weird. Aside from that, you are a simple girl, stay like that.  

Bassig,Janae. You’re a person with sooo much energy and laughs at own joke even it is corny, but sometimes havey. Thank you for the shared thoughts and answers. Stay what you are right now. Continue being friendly and kind to everyone. And stay pretty.

Beños,Buena. My classmate since grade 7 that became a close friend in grade 10. You think she a very silent girl but when you get to know her and became close to her, you’ll see the kalog side of her. Other than that she is kind,reliable,talented and pretty. You will just fall in love with her sweet voice. And I thank her because my ears are blessed and cleaned. I hope this girl will not change because I like the way she is right now. 

Binarao,Angelica. Our Liza Soberano who still aims for a pretty body. You already have the beautiful body, you are my body goal if you didn’t know. By the way, you are the kindest person I met. I thank you for being the one I talk to whenever my tablemates leave me. Both you and Aaron. Stay pretty and continue being kind.

Bitanga,Karen. You are beautiful the way you are. Don’t mind what others tell you, they are just envy of because you have the eyebrows and they don’t have. 

Calbario,Julia. You are one those who we rely on whenever there tests and I thank you for sharing your answers. I thank you too for being my dance teacher. I really like your groove. I hope both of us soon will grow taller and you’ll have laman in your body.

Calvo,Angelica. The girl with the loudest laugh. You laugh because of her laugh. Hurt her or her friends one time, she’ll hurt you a thousand times. It’s dangerous to sit beside specially when she is kinikilig because her hit is like a plywood. She is also my twinnie because we have the same back. Calvo, I thank you for being a friend of mine. Thank you for joining me fangirling on our KPOP idols. 

Cardenas,Salve. I missed your sudden laugh. I hope you will return soon. Whatever happened that will pass soon and always remember every good memories you shared with us and I’ll remember those too.

Castro,Christelle. We’re friends for we know how long, I hope that will be longer and I wish soon you will have a sense of direction (hahahahaha). We are classmates since elementary, I don’t care if we are classmates again for the next SY ‘cause I enjoy every moment I share with you. We may have different squads but in the end we are beside each other. The connection between us, I don’t want that to break. Also keep on writing and giving your insights through writing.

Doctolero,Kristel. Oyiiiieeee char. Gubsiee, we’re kinda close when we are in grade 7 but I don’t know if you remember that. But I’m happy that we became real friends, we became closer. Even though you sometimes break the mood because of you corny hirit, it’s ok , it’s what makes us laugh louder.

Durian,Samantha. Thanks for Jungkook we became friends. But I thank you for fangirling with me over BTS. Thank you for the memories during the making of our Research Project and everything.

Gañac,Naiza. You’re so cute, you’re cheeks I love them. You’re still the Naiza I knew in elementary. I like how optimistic you are, how you always see the bright side. Stay cute and kind. I hope you won’t forget me. Goodluck in USL.

Genoveza, Jeanelle. Our Maria Clara who can do things you don’t expect her to do. We also don’t talk much but thank you for the shared answers and memories for being a member in our Research project and a classmate for 3 years. (Galing mong kumembot 😉)

Guiyab,Editha. Our little Ivy Aguas, I admire you of how you stand up for yourself despite of your height. You are David that can bring down any Goliath blocking your way. I really admire you because of that,stay like that and maybe that will be some of help in the future.

Guzman,Grace. I really like your attitude, whenever you tell a joke even if its really a joke and you thought you offended someone you would immediately say sorry. You are kind too and you always make everyone laugh. I’m very proud of you being our runway queen,Hwasa of the Philippines.

Maggay,Mica. We don’t converse much but I thank you for the reviewer in Research last grading. Thank you for being my classmate for 2 years and for the memories you shared with us. 

Manalo,Karissa. Thank you for letting us laugh even if it is mangibabain on your side. Thank you for your macaroons even if it is not free, it’s still delicious. And I’m glad that I met you as a kalog neneng and that you became an ARMY because that’s the reason why we talk often.

Matammu,Niña. I admire you being a confident girl. I admire how you stand up for yourself and staying strong whenever people let you down. I’m very much happy that you became my classmate. You are always there when best memories are made. Thank you for the memories, the laughter and kababain moments with you.

Narag,ABCD. I don’t know why some say that you are hard to approach and I don’t know why I thought like that too. When in reality, you are fun to be with. That you are still a teenage girl with dreams and worries in life. I know you are someone they should not afraid of. I admire all your writings and your speaking skills. You are a very talented girl,I hope soon you will find what you are looking for.

Raralio,Kathrina.  We are not close but I know you are kind and have a beautiful heart as you have a beautiful face. Thank you for the memories and answers and help.

Salva,Shanyleigh. You really look like Poppy. Btw, I always see you laughing and smiling so I hope the next time we see each other again, I will see those beautiful bright smile and hear your laugh. 

Tabbu,Precious. We only talk to each other when if it is about school and we are not that close but thank you for your answers when I have questions. Thank you during that time in EsP.

Tamaray,Ayra. We don’t talk much but you will see me beside you laughing at your jokes. Thank you for making us laugh and people around you happy.

Tan,Kezia. A girl with mababaw na kaligayahan. I thought she is quiet but as days go by you’ll hear her laughs and her shouting CHAMBE! CHAMBE! CHAMBE! CHAMBE! over and over. She maybe don’t know but she is amazing, she can do incredible things. She just have to take action.

Tapiru,Jemarie. I thought you are a very silent girl because back in grade 8 I seldom hear you but when we became closer, I noticed that you also say a lot of things. I am amazed on how you review our lessons, how you memorize every detail, every word in the book. You even correct us if we forgot a single word, sometimes it is just a linking verb. I wish I could that, too.

Tattao,Katreena. I admire you for being strong and keep on moving. I know it’s hard being a president, doing all major work. Stress is painted on your face but you still give us your sweet smile. Stay being sweet and don’t change.

Tuliao,Joanna. Neng, thank you for your immediate replies whenever I message you, I hope others do that also. We also became friends because of crushes who are from far far away and I thank you because I have someone to share my kilig feels.

Thank you all for every bain moments, answers, stories, laughs and tears you shared. Those will never be forgotten. 

Wishing everyone best of luck for SHS. God Bless!

Agyamannak ta nakilalak sikayo amin. I Love you all, mga asi *finger heart

[scudas-a]

    WHEEZES BECAUSE I AM REUSING MY FUCKIN GRAPHIC FROM MY FOLLOW FOREVER BACK IN AUGUST its just for kicks tbh IM SO LAZY. I AM SO LAZY.     I just wanted to thank you all so much, I honestly believed that I would never get as far as I have on a blog, especially this blog, which I made just for kicks when I was sleeping during they day and active active at night at my friend’s house in Oregon. I expected myself to just give up on this blog after two weeks and go back to my Zim blog, or one of my Rick and Morty ones. But no, this muse persists, people had shown interest in him that I wasn’t used to. He progressively became more fun to write as I developed him more and more from the perverse boy in DR2 that practically survived as a joke. I’ve had this blog for nearly eight months now, and it’s honestly because you all made this blog worthwhile. I enjoy coming on here because all of you guys make it so. Thank you so much. Every single one of you. I am going to miss a lot of people, but here is a small, meaningful follow forever, please don’t be upset if you aren’t on here, it doesn’t mean I love you any less!!

@bestiascuro where do I even start with you? You’re the one who pulled me back into this mess of a fandom, which I hadn’t been active in since 2014, this burning trash heap of a fandom. I have known you longer than most people here, with the exceptions of Kaycie and Sadie. You’re my best friend, my favorite writing partner. I don’t know what I can say here that I haven’t repeated to you hundreds of times over Skype, but every word is genuine. I adore you. Every time I see that you have tagged me in something or messaged me, a smile never fails to cross my face. You’re the best Gundam in this entire fandom. Everyone can fight me on this.

@kamukurx / @fcture ABBY ABBY my sweet darling, you are absolutely amazing at everything you do, and I am honestly SUPER excited for our interactions on Henry. Kazuichi will corrupt him. Regardless, you have been both my favorite Kamukura and Hinata since the day Whitney had introduced me to you, and I cherish you a lot. I am super, super glad that you’re able to open up to me and we can just talk for hours on end. I’m super excited for you to finally have your own house! You’re going to do great. I am so proud of you.

@novoselicnobility Whit, you’re honestly the coolest, ok. Fight me. You put so much effort into Sonia and Sakura, and your writing and headcanons are just flawless. We don’t talk one on one very much?? But we do talk a lot in the GC so I guess that counts!! I enjoy your presence a lot and you deserve the world, let’s be real. Don’t let the world drag you down, you’re above it all, okay? You deserve only happiness. I’ll also forever be apologizing for how terrible Kazuichi is towards Sonia but really, what else can you expect?

@aurousheiress / @crispymura / @hexapodboy  Bon!! Thank you so much for everything you’ve done! I’m so glad that you’ve made the blogs that you’ve had (though I’ve never been a fan of Hiyoko, she is what this fandom truly needed) You have always been super kind to everyone? Which is a trait I envy a lot. You’re so patient and open, and all around just so easy to talk to?? We seriously need to write more, dude.

@rclinquere MY QUEEN HAS RETURNED!! THE ONE HOLDING MY HEART CAPTIVE! Dude I missed you so much, you have no idea. I wasn’t really aware of what was happening (and I’m still not, but I digress) so your departure was rather sudden for me?? I always hoped you’d come back and honestly I’m so happy you have, you’re so sweet and I absolutely adore the relationship between Junko and Kazuichi, who’d of guessed out of all people that they would literally act like siblings? I still have the playlist from the day we met. In hindsight, it’s pretty cringey, especially the title, but it gives me something for me to hold onto and cherish.

@kxaito Peyton!! I can’t believe I was ever shy to approach you back on your Jin blog! I honestly used to be super anxious to talk to you because I thought you were super out of my league and would be disinterested in me?? Obviously that wasn’t the case, considering all the friggin AUs and headcanons we’ve formed together, especially with my Hagakure (who I SERIOUSLY need to use more once I have the time), but also our new middle school verse! I’m super excited for what the future brings for our future threads.

@craniumaniac I’ve known you for like 90 years, of course you’d make it on here, let’s be real. You’ve remained one of my closest friends forever, I mean we haven’t talked nearly as much as we used to, but that doesn’t make a difference to me? You’re incredible, I’ve known you since our days RPing Rick and Morty, and then popped into the IZ fandom together. I still find it absolutely hilarious that it was by coincidence that I found you here, but I’m so glad I have! Aside from occasionally seeing you on Facebook, it was nice to regain that contact we have lost because I never send anyone any goddamn messages on Skype. I know you’re going through a tough time right now, but it’s okay. You’re so strong, dude, you’ll make it through. I am so happy that you’re here.

@bill-rick SADIE, you’re seriously like a sister to me. You’re so funny and smart. I apologize for promising to go back on Zim, but just. Never looking back. Whoops. Whatever, it’s okay to assume that he just ran off because like fuck, man. He’s Zim. He does whatever. But MAN, I don’t even know how long we’ve known each other. Damn well over a year, though. I remember when your Bill was still a sideblog, and for some reason it still gets recommended to me a lot. You’re so fun to write with, and I absolutely love helping you make graphics! (If you ever need any for your Aku blog, just hmu. I am Prepared.) Your writing is so nice to read, it’s so well-composed and I’ve always enjoyed reading the drama between him, ER, and Rocker. Thank you for putting up with my obnoxious ass for so long. <3

    Aaaaahhh, there are so many more people that I want to tag in this, but I fear that it’ll get repetitive and bland, but these people right here are the ones that I have kept closest, I love these people so much and I wouldn’t be who I am today without any of them. Thank you all so much. You make every day so much better.

[valkirsif]

Unthinkable CH 37/???

Word 3700

Warning Smut

At 10 they all found themselves in the square of the island to take the ferry to Athens, Y/N had put on a large hat and a pair of glasses to try to go as unnoticed as possible, found a message from Alissa as soon as she turned on the phone

§Good morning Y/N as soon as you have a moment call me§

looked for the number and immediately called her press officer,

"Good morning Alissa I hope not to disturb you," said when the woman replied, "What can I help you with?"

"Hi Y/N, you have not disturbed me im at work for hours" laughed from the other end of the phone, "I wanted to know if you want to reply to the latest photos published yesterday on twitter " she replied seriously, "You didn't call me so I assume you haven't seen them "

"What the hell is that?" she already answered anxiously, "I was at a wedding in Skopelos .. " said, gesturing for Rice to check, two minutes later saw the photos of her on the yacht together with the others, hugging Rice or Phil, holding Gian while dancing, ".. I just saw them .. they are speechless "

"I imagined, some online magazines have reposted them by making the usual insinuations about your companions, do you want to reply?" asked professional Alissa ,

"I was thinking of making a post with the most beautiful photos of the wedding on my return," she said, "Maybe it's better to do it right away, if I send you the photos, can you think about it please?" churches

"Of course send me the photos and what you want me to write, I'm sorry but I fear that on these occasions it is better to make a post immediately before giving way to certain magazines to embroider on them" she laughed, Y/N thanked and hooked

"Guys I need the photos of yesterday and on the boat, like now" she said to the group explaining what was going on, everyone laughed

"Fortunately you have a press officer it would be a nightmare otherwise" said Gian sarcastically,

"I hadn't even thought about the possibility of being photographed, I apologize," said Y/N, saddened, she didn't want those few days to become a delusion,

"Quiet Poppy at worst you will find yourself engaged to one of us .. " Rice laughed squeezing her, "or worse married leaving Tom with a broken heart" said playfully, the woman laughed and turned the photos before getting on the ferry.

Her bodyguards waited for at the dock together with Rice's, the woman found it absurd to be followed by the two energumenes but tried to stay relaxed, they were there for her safety and to make sure that wasn't bothered, they got into the car and they headed towards the city center to start the tour of the monuments, they were all happy Y/N was the most agitated, she loved art and was having a lot of fun, she noticed a couple of people taking pictures but didn't give them weight didn't want to ruin the day for such a stupid thing, thought back to what Tom had said to her at the hotel and smiled, "Just ignore them" she said posing next to a statue of Aphrodite, was excited when they arrived at the Parthenon, admired him ecstatic enjoying its grandeur and beauty, she entered followed by the others in silence as if set foot in a cathedral,

"It's wonderful," whispered admiring the columns, "Imagine what it must have been in ancient times, the incense that burns the handmaids who pray .. "

"I never came, it's beautiful," said Roby taking pictures of the columns illuminated by the sun, they went around the structure enjoying the external ruins before returning to the city,

"Guys, what if we ate something?" Niko asked, heading towards a restaurant,

"Excellent idea I'm hungry," replied Y/N, the others nodded and entered the room, made them sit on the terrace overlooking the sea, the woman took out the phone and called her man,

"My Queen hello," he said, replying, "Are you already on your feet?"

"My King we have been standing and walking for a while , we have just made ourselves comfortable for lunch, the view is beautiful we should go back when you have a few days off, Athens is wonderful" said the woman laughing,

"We will definitely be back I love Greece" Tom replied, "I was going to call you .. " he said, "..I changed your flight tonight .."

"Why?" she asked anxiously,

"On Friday we have an event you need a suitable suit" Tom replied cheerfully, "We will go to the Met gala , the clothes you brought are too simple, something brighter is needed" he laughed, "I set you an appointment with Mak Tumang tomorrow morning in Barcelona and booked a room at the Four Season, Luke will send you all the information shortly "

"Ok but after shopping I have the flight to go back to you right?" she asked hopefully, couldn't wait to be back in their glass house, "You start to miss me so much my love" she sighed

"I miss you too Darling" replied the man, "And tomorrow night you will be at home, I thought I would have dinner outside if you like I have two days free"

"Really? How nice two days in bed then!!" she laughed mischievously, they said goodbye and the woman waited for the message with the new itinerary, "Uff Thomas has moved the return," she said while reading the menu

"So you stay another day with us?" Gian asked cheerfully

"No, instead of returning to LA tonight I am going to Barcelona to go shopping, apparently we will go to the Met Gala next Friday"

"What envy!!" Marco said, " It's a beautiful evening, absurd people, absurd clothes, I always watch it!"

"I also look at it, it will be very strange to be there " laughed Y/N, "It is the absurd clothes that worry me, I have no idea what I will find in the atelier tomorrow"

"Who will dress you?" Rice asked

"A certain Mak Tumang , never heard of" replied Y/N shaking her head, there were many things she didn't know

"I worked for his collection last year, create wonderful women's clothes, you will be splendid"

they ate happily talking and speculating about the Gala,

"I have the flight at 5 pm from Athens" said the woman reading the message,

"Then it is better to start it is almost 3p.m. there's a lot of traffic around” Phil asked for the bill and the group moved to the car,

"Where am I taking you Miss?" asked the driver,

" Thank you at the airport, " she replied, "Are you leaving tomorrow?" asked as he changed, it wasn't the first time he got dressed in the car and there was all the space she wanted in the limousine,

" Niko and I have the flight tonight" Marco replied,

"Roby, Phil and I stay two more days," said Gian,

"I also stay two more days, tomorrow morning I have the ferry to go back to work" Rice laughed, they looked at each other aware that they would not see each other again very soon, " Poppy we will see you next week if you are free, I am in LA for a parade you I will have a guest pass "

“Excellent idea, if you don't mind, would you let me have two? I would like to invite Elsa if it is not a problem" the woman enthusiastically answered embracing him,

"No problem"

in less than 1 hour they arrived at the airport and said goodbye, Y/N took the backpack and went to check in calmly and followed the other passengers as soon as they called his flight.

Left the airport and took a taxy

"Thanks to the Four Season," she said to the taxi driver once seated, Barcelona was full of life, she saw large groups of people moving happily through the streets looking for a place to have dinner or evening, it was just past 7 in the evening and woman began to feel hungry, entered the great all at the hotel and went to the reception,

"Good evening, Miss, can I help you?" asked the receptionist with a smile,

"Hi there should be a reservation on behalf of Hiddleston, " Y/N said smiling back as checked the message of the various reservations,

"Of course, I'll take her to the suite," he said calling the elevator boy,

"Thanks, could you book me a car for tomorrow morning and wake me up at 8?" churches

"Would you like breakfast in your room with an alarm clock?"

"Yes thank you, Italian coffee and pan cake" she smiled before following the young man who was waiting for her, they went up to the attic the woman threw her backpack on the bed and called Tom,

"My love, I just arrived at the hotel, it's beautiful but a normal room was enough, a suite didn't matter," she said

“You are probably right but I prefer to spoil you my Queen, how was the wedding? I saw the photos you were so beautiful! " answered the man

"I'm sorry that the photos went around the social networks before I posted an official post, I have to get used to these things again" she said seriously "The ceremony was wonderful, we sang and danced for the newlyweds and ate very well, Franc and Jack are left immediately after dinner for the honeymoon, you were a treasure with the boat "

"It's nothing Darling I'm glad they appreciated the gift" he laughed, "I can't wait for you to be here"

"I also can't wait to be home, now I think I will order dinner and collapse in bed, we haven't slept much these days and all these up and down the planes have exhausted me, see you tomorrow my King, I love you, "sighed the woman

"I love you tomorrow"

Y/N ordered a light fish tapas dinner, showered and fell asleep early.

At 8 o'clock heard a knock on the door, dragged herself to open and let the waiter in with breakfast,

"Good morning Miss Hiddleston is 8, the car will be here in 30 minutes" said the man before going out, Y/N had breakfast and prepared calmly, had slept well and was rested and ready for the day, got into the car and in less than 30 minutes she was at her destination in front of the atelier, a girl went to meet her

"Good morning, Miss Hiddleston, welcome, I'm Marcia, follow me," she said, making her way, as in London she had the atelier for her,

"Good morning" Y/N replied cheerfully following her, the interior was super modern, colored sofas were arranged in the various test rooms, the mirrors covered most of the walls and there were flowers in every corner, she liked it immensely, Marcia made her sit in a sitting room and brought her some coffee and pastries while waiting for the stylist to arrive, the wait was short after 5 minutes the man arrived followed by a group of girls,

"Miss Hiddleston is a real pleasure to be able to dress her for the Met, " he said, holding out his smiling hand,

"Mister Tumang the pleasure is mine, his clothes are incredible!" answered the woman, the stylists sat next to her,

"The theme of the Gala is the gardens, before I show you the models I have chosen for you, tell me what you like, it is important for me that my clients feel beautiful and comfortable in my clothes" he said, nodding to one of the girls come forward with pen and paper,

"Honestly, it's all new for me, the only elegant evening I attended was the unicef charity evening in Paris and in that case I didn't know what I would wear" she began fearfully, "I liked the dress I really liked, I love corsets and bodices in sculpture style, if I knew how to walk on heels in a more graceful way I would like a mermaid-style dress, but unfortunately I look like the classic t- rex" she laughed

"Was it the woman on Thomas's arm?" he asked, Y/N nodded , "I saw the photos and the dress gave them a lot"

"Thanks," replied the woman, smiling embarrassed,

“What color pat do you prefer? Seeing the hair I would say the tones from blue to purple" he laughed

"In affections, in particular the shades from fuchsia to purple" she replied less fearfully, the man passed a tablet marking some clothes,

"If you don't mind, you should get undressed so I'll take the measurements and start trying on some clothes," he said, offering her a silk dressing gown and having accompanied by an assistant in a dressing room, the woman changed and retraced her steps, Mak took a meter by tailor and began to take all necessary measures,

" Topaz starts to wear the clothes I have marked please," he said to one of the girls, "Sabine the shoes, heel 8 politely" the girls disappeared, "A lower heel should make her feel more comfortable," he said to Y/N who replied with a grateful smile, the girls returned with two dress hangers full of wide and colorful clothes combined with the shoes, the woman was in ecstasy they were one more beautiful than the other but she was immediately struck by a sculpted organza dress covered in silver delicate pink flowers,

"Could I try that first?" she asked indicating the dress, the man smiled at her and helped to wear it, the bodice in transparent fabric was topped with small light pink flowers closed on the back by a series of chains that looked like an ivy branch, she felt it very well on her, the skirt was wide and semi-rigid with pink flowers and silver leaves on the edge, she put on her shoes and looked at herself in the mirror, she liked how was, she felt beautiful without exaggerating, Mak went around marking dress to tighten it in some places and enlarge it in others,

"Are you thinking of putting a corset underneath?" he asked before marking the bodice,

"I would say yes , in a similar dress it takes in my opinion, what do you think?" she answered,

"Topaz the corset of the dress please," he said, undoing the dress and helping undress to get her to wear a corset that seemed invisible before putting her back on the dress that now fell perfectly on her body, "Now it's perfect," he said, turning them around by passing the pins and arranging the dress, "Shall we move on to the next one?"

"Honestly this is my favorite, they are all beautiful but this struck me immediately, if it is not a problem for you I would like to wear it at the Gala .. or do you think it is not suitable for me?" she asked hoping he didn't have to choose another, the man smiled at her

"I will be honest, it is a pleasure to work with someone with such clear ideas, the dress is fine I will make the changes and bring it to LA on Friday for the finishing touches" he replied, taking it off gently, the woman was happy and smiling,

"Thank you so much for Mister Tumang's availability, " she said, it seemed so strange to have someone wearing her,

"I prefer to be there for the dressing, in case you need a last minute change, I want my customers to feel pampered"

the woman thanked and went out to go back to the hotel and get ready to go to the airport , she had plenty of time and decided to go for a walk in the rambla before leaving, she entered a costume shop determined to find a student uniform to make a surprise spicy to Tom,

"Hello, can I help you?" asked the girl behind the counter with a big smile,

"Hi, yes I was looking for a student uniform, like the Japanese ones, pleated skirt, blouse, tie and socks, if she also had shoes on" answered smiling Y/N, the girl disappeared in the warehouse and returned with various models,

"Here is what I have, the prettiest in my opinion is this" said showing her a cream and blue uniform with the matching blouse, a bow tie with socks, knee socks and blue shoes with a bow similar to the tie, Y/N was enthusiastic

“It's perfect!! I'll take this" she said, handing her his credit card, took his purchases and reached the car heading for LA, arrived punctually at the airport and made herself comfortable, she would have slept during the flight.

10 hours after the warm air of LA welcomed her, she went to the exit where found the car waiting,

"Welcome back Miss," said Martin opening the door, "Will I take you home or on set?"

"At home, thanks, I don't want to disturb Thomas at work" she replied making herself comfortable, she would have relaxed and prepared for the return of her man in all calm, smiled foretelling Tom's face seeing her with the new suit, sent a message to the group and threw in the pool to wake up properly, the water was freezing and he took the jetlag off in an instant, went up to the room and took a shower before getting dressed, looked at herself in the mirror she would have liked to braid herself but hair was too much short opted for pigtails, stopped the fringe with clothes pegs in line with the uniform and went down to the kitchen to choose the wine, put a bottle in the cooler in the bucket and brought it to the room with two glasses, sat on the bed and waited, Tom had sent her a message shortly before to warn of the return, she dozed off opened her eyes hearing noises in the room,

"Well well what do we have here?" she smiled hearing Tom's voice, "Are you sleeping in class now?"

"Sorry, Professor Hiddleston I didn't want to," she replied embarrassed, sat on the edge of the bed staring at the floor, the man came over and put a finger under chin lifting her face,

"Miss Y/N what should I do with you?" he whispered in her ear, "You pour me a drink while I think of a suitable punishment"

"Now Professor" Y/N got up and walked slowly to the table, opened the bottle filling Tom's glass and brought it to him, "I hope it's to your taste" she said in a low voice remaining standing in front of him putting hands behind her back, the man stared at her with a smile, finished the glass and got up to look at her better, he went around caressing her back with a satisfied air, stopped in front of her and placed his tie,

"She's in a messy uniform," he said, putting his hand down on the blouse and smoothing out the folds, "I was patient with her hoping that would learn.." he moved to the armchair and sat staring at her, ".. I see myself forced to teach her the old-fashioned education.." motioned to join him, Y/N was excited by that game,".. lift your skirt and lie down on my knees", the woman smiled and obeyed, slowly raised her skirt to the belt revealing the white lace panties she wore,

"These will not serve you," Tom said slowly pulling out underwear and stroking her ass, "So it's better, get in position", Y/N moved towards him resting her hands on the floor, "Open your mouth" he ordered balling up her panties and stuffing them in her mouth, "We don't want neighbors to think badly?" laughed exchanging a fiery look with her who nodded smiling, lifted her chin to keep looking at him and started to spank her, Y/N felt the excitement rise as her ass turned red, groaned without restraint for that treatment, felt the Tom's hard cock on her side,

"So that's enough," panted the man making her go down, "Get on your knees and look at me Y/N" he said, undoing his pants and letting them drop to knees, reached out and took her by the pigtails, approaching her and took panties out of her mouth , "Let me see what you learned Miss" Y/N smiled before imprisoning his cock between lips slowly, the man held her by the pigtails dictating the movements of her head, the woman licked and sucked greedily as she stared at the 'expression of pleasure of the man, he used it as a toy for a couple of minutes stopping panting before coming,

".. very good Miss .. I see that she has followed the lessons .." moaned stroking her face, "..You get up .." he finished undressing, took her hand taking to the bed, smiled at her before kissing, Y/N hugged him sinking fingers in his hair,

"Let's put this uniform in order" he whispered, taking off her tie and undoing blouse leaving her in a bra, also in white lace, turned it over and finished undressing her leaving only socks before pushing her on the bed,

"Professor Hiddleston please teach me everything" she moaned excitedly attracting him to herself, the man slipped over her kissing every inch of her skin, stood up carrying her legs on his shoulders smiled at her accomplice and penetrated, he moved slowly enjoying the her pussy that held him, kissing her ankles and scratching thighs making her moan, "Professor please stronger .. " she panted pleading,

"Do you want to learn everything together?" he snarled stopping, coming out of her and turning, took her by the hips and penetrated forcefully biting her neck before attracting to moving quickly squeezed her breast puffing, Y/N screamed his name shaken by orgasm, Tom let her go and planted nails on her hips increasing the blows and came collapsing over her panting, the woman turned around leaning on his chest taking breath,

"I'm speechless Darling.." Tom said laughing, "..well back home"

"I deduce that you liked the gift Thomas" she replied kissing him holding on to him happy,

"You had a wonderful idea, gives you the uniform" he whispered stroking her back, "I think we lost the reservation.." they looked at each other bursting out laughing, "..what do you say we do a sandwich?", They got up and got out in the kitchen to eat something.

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Ouat 2x09

If hook is so badass he needs to make sure his hook doesn’t get knocked off so easily lol (thanks regina)

I hear regina has a sister. When am I gonna meet her

Haha rumple says “wrath” like “wrAH-th

Wow, im being completely surprised by regina’s development. Like, how is it that she was an evil birch last season which is a few weeks ago in the storyline and now she’s, like, trying not to be evil

Ooooh so that’s how hook got aurora’s heart. His hook is enchanted to rip out one heart. Except obviously he didn’t take cora’s heart.

Haha in wonderland queen or heart’s court everyone — WhaaAAATT

CORA IS THE QUEEN OF HEARTS

Killian taunting emma through the bars of a jailcel… They have a looooong way to go :D

"I think optimism runs in the family.” “I think it skipped a generation”

Pessimism at its finest

Hoooolllyy crap cora just made lake nostos spurt water again

I have to admit, this show has me fashion envying all over the fairytale world costumes

Aha!!! So thw reason why nobody on the island went to the non magic realm was because of cora’s protection

I’m gonna again comment on how I like hook’s open shirt buttons

How does mulan sleep in her giant shoulder armor plates???

Oohhhh a captain swan sword fight!!! Teheee

“Normally I prefer to do more enjoyable things with a woman on her back” HAHAHAHAHA bloody hell this is taunt-flirting

Oooouch heheheh Emma knocked him out

Oooooh cora can’t take Emma’s heart

IT’S THE POWER OF LUUUUUURVE

And now they’re back in storybrooke

But how is hook gonna get through!!??

I never, ever thought I’d hear regina say “welcome back” to emma

Aaand charming is awake from the sleeping curse!! This time snowy gets to return the favor hehehehe. Woah they’re a kissy couple

“I created the curse, dearie, but I didn’t create you.”

The way they refer to true love in serious tones so often kinda makes me wanna burst out laughing

Well then, hook, you got beaten in tjat fight because you were too busy flirting with emma bahahahaha.

Oooh they can restore the petrified bean with the lake! Which means hook and cora are on their wayyyyyy.

Storybrooke: everyone xan walk in a 15 person wide row across the road and not get hit by a car

EYYYYY HERE COMES HOOK A SAILIN’ ON HIS SHIP INTO STORYBROOKE

I bet he’s glad he got to bring it along now he can show it off to emma