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flojouno · 11 days ago
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fave bit
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leprosycock · 7 months ago
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me when my boyfriend’s best friend is being really cool and normal as usual with my boyfriend in public
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thebrasspope · 10 months ago
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WHO VANDALIZED DAAN'S FANDOM WIKI PAGE
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stargirlrchive · 2 years ago
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“Y’all remember” girl pls this was a week ago bffr 💀💀💀
LMAOENNWNANA STOP
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noroi-amaraciune · 2 months ago
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Me: oh this guy is so slutty
Bro: THE BANDAGES ON THE STOMACH. BOO WHORE
Me: I don't blame him if I were that hot I'd also do extra slutty whorish cosplays
Bro: TU BABĂ ÎNCURCATĂ VEZI CĂ YOU LOOK BETTER THAN HE DOES
Me: you have ONE GLASS OF BRANDY. At 7 AM IN YOUR STOMACH. StOP FUCKING LYING
Bro: DE NU TACI ȚI-L SPARG IN CAP FRATELLO
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milkcryptid · 6 days ago
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do people have no shame anymore?
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macdenlover · 9 months ago
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I GRADUATE TOMORROW!!!
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not-kayvalencourt · 12 days ago
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Let's all put on our thinking caps and see that there is no actual evidence that iskall didn't do anything but his own word. There is, however, massive amounts of evidence that he did.
If you follow me and support iskall (or stress), unfollow me. The bullshit tantrum he just had and the amount of people there are supporting him is actually disgusting. If you genuinely believe him, you need to look up manipulation tactics. He is going to use his fame to get people to trust him, just like he did to his victims.
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1loer · 25 days ago
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Im not one to think too deeply about what Kodaka says on bluesky/twitter about the danganronpa cast but he just posted this and my mind is Reeling a little
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(Google translated so take with a grain of salt)
The person asks about what Hinata’s life was like in elementary and junior high and what his childhood was like.
Kodaka says “I [either speaking as Hinata or this is Google Translate missing the mark] was a normal person up until about middle school, and I was actually good at both grades and sports, but because of this I became obsessed with thinking I was special, someone who could make my dreams and hopes come true.”
And that just implies something so different to what I’d assumed about Hinata’s mindset and. I’m actually kind of obsessed?
I’d always assumed that Hinata was sort of a “kicked dog” if you will. Someone who never really had much and thats why he always wanted more.
This is not that. This is nearly the opposite. This is someone who had and still very arrogantly wanted more. Someone who could have been fine as he was, but it wasn’t enough. Someone never satisfied with the good that he had because there was more to be had, more he could have that he never got. Someone who was maybe quite good at some things, or at least decent, and his brain went “this must mean I’m something special. I must be destined for greatness.” This compiled with another question he answered that implied Hinata’s parents were actually kind of well off too (cant remember but something like they were the type to buy him things to make up for mistakes), like…This is not the downtrodden underdog of society I’d always read Hinata as being.
To me this stinks of envy. An arrogant, narcissistic, prideful envy. And oh my god. Isn’t that just so much more relatable?
To be someone who had every opportunity succeed without talent…And to accept the Kamukura project anyway… Not out of necessity or a pressure from society, but simply his own prideful, envious need to have more.
He’s not a nothing that finally got something. He was already something. He’s not an underdog, he’s an Icarus.
In its own way, I think that embodies a very contorted, “black mirror” idea of Hope way more than my previous reading of his character, which I think also makes the outcome of the Kamukura project just so much more deliciously ironic.
Oh? You want more? You aren’t satisfied with yourself despite having everything you could need? Ok. We’ll give you more.
We’ll give you more.
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aro-bird · 1 year ago
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Hey, hot tip: if an aspec person says that they don't want to do [romantic/sexual thing] because they're repulsed by it, or that they don't want to see [romantic/sexual thing] (even in fiction and/or fandom) because they're repulsed by it, and you as a fellow aspec decide to comment "Well, I'M [aspec identity here] and I like [romantic/sexual thing]!" You may just be an asshole.
By all means, do [romantic/sexual thing] and enjoy it as much as you like, it does not mean you aren't part of the community at all but for fucks sake leave repulsed people's personal posts alone
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lemonadehtwooh · 2 months ago
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If I have to see One More fucking post that makes Alhaitham a "daddy dom" and Kaveh into a "soft uwu sub" I'm going to fucking kill someone
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mintygreencake · 10 months ago
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Mfs be asking me what I'm listening to in class and I gotta pull something out my ass because I'm not gonna tell my professor that I'm listening to a blonde rat getting choked out by an emo bitch with a chain
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cynopansy · 1 year ago
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AU where they hop over to a different bar and get fucked up together after Ozzie's instead of what actually happened because I CANNOT cope. 😭
(full render version of this post!)
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trans-axolotl · 1 year ago
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help me eat for the next month 💜
hey friends. my boss just unexpectedly told us that he's decreasing my hours over the next month and that I can only work 7 hours per week in December. That is nowhere near enough to cover rent and groceries. I also currently am recovering from a broken rib and have to restock my first aid kit, pain meds, etc. I'm trying to see if my old second job will let me pick up some hours in January, but it doesn't look like I'll have any luck for December. I also currently don't have a legal ID or any paperwork, so I can't use the food banks in my neighborhood until I can get another ID. And my university's dining hall is closing because it's end of semester, so I don't have a ton of options right now.
I'm hoping to raise $150 to help with groceries + wound care supplies throughout December and January. anything extra I get will be donated to other friends who have urgent mutual aid posts going around. thank you all so much for your help--i really appreciate the tumblr community for all the support you've shown over the years.
links:
v*nmo: @transaxolotl67
p*ypal: link
$30/150
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bumblebeebats · 1 month ago
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WH?? WHY AM I BEING ADVERTISED TEMU END OF LIFE PLANNERS?? I DIDNT WANT TO PAY FOR AD FREE TUMBLR AND NOW IT'S THREATENING MY LIFE, IS THAT IT????
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starwarsanthropology · 6 months ago
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Shhh…
I like Mereel a lot. He’s cheerful and personable and fun and very, very clever and very, very good at what he does. He’s my favorite null because he’s all those things and also has the capacity to be the scariest, eeriest bastard out of all of them.
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