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#its so funny to me#SIR#MORE NEGROS PLEASE!!!#the realm smp#trsmp#im fucking pissing myself#the fandoms know and care about two black creators#wow welcome michela darkeyebrows#and uh#uhhhhhh#uhhhhhhhhhh#anyways caio#is that how tyou spell it#nvm its ciao#i just named a fucking sims 4 cc creator LMAOOO
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me when my boyfriend’s best friend is being really cool and normal as usual with my boyfriend in public
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WHO VANDALIZED DAAN'S FANDOM WIKI PAGE
#i opened up a page of all the contestants to recruit them and i get JUMPSCARED BY CATBOY DAAN SPRITE#THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY#IM FUCKING PISSING MYSELF#AAHAAHHH#fear and hunger#fear and hunger termina#f&h termina#f&h#f&h2#f&h daan#daan von dutch#furry
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“Y’all remember” girl pls this was a week ago bffr 💀💀💀
LMAOENNWNANA STOP
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Me: oh this guy is so slutty
Bro: THE BANDAGES ON THE STOMACH. BOO WHORE
Me: I don't blame him if I were that hot I'd also do extra slutty whorish cosplays
Bro: TU BABĂ ÎNCURCATĂ VEZI CĂ YOU LOOK BETTER THAN HE DOES
Me: you have ONE GLASS OF BRANDY. At 7 AM IN YOUR STOMACH. StOP FUCKING LYING
Bro: DE NU TACI ȚI-L SPARG IN CAP FRATELLO
#im fucking pissing myself#wow i am talking to my brother without arguing#he is being a brother. he is being nice. we are laughing#great#just gotta stop him from drinking so much hes literally worse than i am.#man#misc#also it was funny because he started speaking in romanian while i was speaking english and we sounded insane.#and we couldnt remember 'încurcat' in italian#amazing start of the day fr#balcony convos
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do people have no shame anymore?
#if you couldn't be bothered to write it i couldn't be bothered to read that shit#this genuinely pissed me off#what even is the point of this? what do you get out of posting something you didn't even make yourself?#im a fanartist the point of it is that i made art with my own two hands! i created something by myself!!!#what the fuck do you get by making a machine do it#ao3#fuck ai#anti ai
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I GRADUATE TOMORROW!!!
#iasip#i spent half the day trying to come up with an idea for this#and then the other half of the day pissed off that it looked bad#and then i was like fuck it let me draw it instead#4 years of art school accumulated to this last ditch effort fan art of my blorbos#lets GOOOOO#at the beginning of this year i would have thrown up at the thought of having to show my interests to literally anyone i know irl#and now it’s all i do like constantly#and its gonna be at the same venue as the podcast live shows 😵💫#im kinda doxxing myself#anyways#coming full circle babyyy#my art
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Let's all put on our thinking caps and see that there is no actual evidence that iskall didn't do anything but his own word. There is, however, massive amounts of evidence that he did.
If you follow me and support iskall (or stress), unfollow me. The bullshit tantrum he just had and the amount of people there are supporting him is actually disgusting. If you genuinely believe him, you need to look up manipulation tactics. He is going to use his fame to get people to trust him, just like he did to his victims.
#mcyt#hermitcraft#iskall situation#iskall85#'waaa they only gave me an hour and a half accounting for time zone differences to show up to an online meeting!!'#'I had to leave immediately without even trying to defend myself because they turned on me immediately!!'#'they definitely weren't trying to hear my side of the story and my quitting definitely didn't cement that I did it!'#SHUT UPPPPPP#he talks abt how hermitcraft is actually all two-faced and how they immediately took the victims's side instead of their friend for 8 years#and in the same sentence says they tried to set up a meeting to discuss it???#you're actually insane if you believe his bullshit#im just really pissed off at the amount of people who are defending him. there's a whole ass google doc of evidence against him#PUBLICLY AVAILABLE mind you#he's upset he got caught and is going to try to do anything and everything to cover it up#he wasn't 'cancelled' he was called out for being a fucking asshole#anyway im gonna stop before i get even more worked up#ughhh this is why i left the dsmp way back when
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Im not one to think too deeply about what Kodaka says on bluesky/twitter about the danganronpa cast but he just posted this and my mind is Reeling a little
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(Google translated so take with a grain of salt)
The person asks about what Hinata’s life was like in elementary and junior high and what his childhood was like.
Kodaka says “I [either speaking as Hinata or this is Google Translate missing the mark] was a normal person up until about middle school, and I was actually good at both grades and sports, but because of this I became obsessed with thinking I was special, someone who could make my dreams and hopes come true.”
And that just implies something so different to what I’d assumed about Hinata’s mindset and. I’m actually kind of obsessed?
I’d always assumed that Hinata was sort of a “kicked dog” if you will. Someone who never really had much and thats why he always wanted more.
This is not that. This is nearly the opposite. This is someone who had and still very arrogantly wanted more. Someone who could have been fine as he was, but it wasn’t enough. Someone never satisfied with the good that he had because there was more to be had, more he could have that he never got. Someone who was maybe quite good at some things, or at least decent, and his brain went “this must mean I’m something special. I must be destined for greatness.” This compiled with another question he answered that implied Hinata’s parents were actually kind of well off too (cant remember but something like they were the type to buy him things to make up for mistakes), like…This is not the downtrodden underdog of society I’d always read Hinata as being.
To me this stinks of envy. An arrogant, narcissistic, prideful envy. And oh my god. Isn’t that just so much more relatable?
To be someone who had every opportunity succeed without talent…And to accept the Kamukura project anyway… Not out of necessity or a pressure from society, but simply his own prideful, envious need to have more.
He’s not a nothing that finally got something. He was already something. He’s not an underdog, he’s an Icarus.
In its own way, I think that embodies a very contorted, “black mirror” idea of Hope way more than my previous reading of his character, which I think also makes the outcome of the Kamukura project just so much more deliciously ironic.
Oh? You want more? You aren’t satisfied with yourself despite having everything you could need? Ok. We’ll give you more.
We’ll give you more.
#scratches#danganronpa#hajime hinata#or maybe I’m just projecting 💀#also maybe everyone else had already figured this out and im just really stupid oops ;;;;#i wake up every morning and find new reasons to fall in love with you hajime hinata#but now I’m pissed off bc this is way more interesting than what i had thought#but i’ve already written the fucking fanfictions now.#FOR FUCKS SAKE KODAKA. DID YOU EVEN THINK OF MY FANFICTIONS#thats 200k+ words DOWN THE DRAIN#because I WASNT BIG BRAINED ENOUGH TO THINK OF THIS MYSELF#the things i couldve done with this knowledge before hand
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Hey, hot tip: if an aspec person says that they don't want to do [romantic/sexual thing] because they're repulsed by it, or that they don't want to see [romantic/sexual thing] (even in fiction and/or fandom) because they're repulsed by it, and you as a fellow aspec decide to comment "Well, I'M [aspec identity here] and I like [romantic/sexual thing]!" You may just be an asshole.
By all means, do [romantic/sexual thing] and enjoy it as much as you like, it does not mean you aren't part of the community at all but for fucks sake leave repulsed people's personal posts alone
#mayaposts#aro#ace#aromantic#asexual#aromantic asexual#aspec#romance repulsed#sex repulsed#im not even repulsed about most things myself but it pisses me off when this happens#it usually goes like ''hey i dont like doing this thing/hey i dont like seeing this content''#then someone says ''oh i like it tho! ill even describe it in more detail because i can!''#and not see the fucking issue of doing that to a repulsed person's post#like bro make out sloppy style fuck like rabbits whatever just leave repulsed people and especially THEIR posts#talking about THEIR experiences and frustrations alone!#aroace#apothisexual#apothiromantic
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If I have to see One More fucking post that makes Alhaitham a "daddy dom" and Kaveh into a "soft uwu sub" I'm going to fucking kill someone
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#The fetishization of gay men keep winning and it pisses me off SO badly#I say it once. I'll say it again. Alhaitham looks a certain way just enough that people ignore his autistim coding and shove him into a box#And I feel like the in depths of their characters really add to their dynamic and is what makes the two so appealing#Like. Kaveh and Alhaitham are SO interesting in terms of how they compliment and contrast each other#genshin impact#genshin alhaitham#genshin kaveh#genshin kavetham#kavetham#alhaitham#kaveh x alhaitham#kaveh#Im going so fucking insane. Someone PLEASE write some good romance/smut of them GODS PLEASE#Like how does this keep happening. The majority of gay men are switches iirc#lemonade rants#Im going to throttle someone istg I'm so pissed off#The thing is that all this started because I started thinking about it while playing genshin randomly#And I pissed myself off about it
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Mfs be asking me what I'm listening to in class and I gotta pull something out my ass because I'm not gonna tell my professor that I'm listening to a blonde rat getting choked out by an emo bitch with a chain
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#yuurivoice#yuurivoice memes#yuurivoice bittersweet#yuurivoice charlie#yuurivoice seth#yuurivoice alphonse#Nah because imagine being charlie 💀#he is so real for hiding fuck all dat im getting the fuck out of there#still can't get over the way Alphonse grabbed his face and told him to say hi to Seth oh hell no 😭#I'd piss myself wtf was that demon time shit 😭 Alphonse and Auron was putting in the work that whole chapter 💀#the big As stand on business and i can respect that 💀#ive been yapping too much in these tags fr 😭
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AU where they hop over to a different bar and get fucked up together after Ozzie's instead of what actually happened because I CANNOT cope. 😭
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#dont fucking talk to me im sobbing and pissing myself#stolitz#helluva boss#stolas#blitzo#blitzø#blitz#helluva fanart#gay#stolas x blitz#art#comic#ichilaw art
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help me eat for the next month 💜
hey friends. my boss just unexpectedly told us that he's decreasing my hours over the next month and that I can only work 7 hours per week in December. That is nowhere near enough to cover rent and groceries. I also currently am recovering from a broken rib and have to restock my first aid kit, pain meds, etc. I'm trying to see if my old second job will let me pick up some hours in January, but it doesn't look like I'll have any luck for December. I also currently don't have a legal ID or any paperwork, so I can't use the food banks in my neighborhood until I can get another ID. And my university's dining hall is closing because it's end of semester, so I don't have a ton of options right now.
I'm hoping to raise $150 to help with groceries + wound care supplies throughout December and January. anything extra I get will be donated to other friends who have urgent mutual aid posts going around. thank you all so much for your help--i really appreciate the tumblr community for all the support you've shown over the years.
links:
v*nmo: @transaxolotl67
p*ypal: link
$30/150
#personal#idk how to tag things or what tags will cause post to be hidden#trans#trying to remind myself not to be ashamed to ask for help and that this is what community means#also im so pissed at my boss for waiting until RIGHT NOW to tell us this. bc i could have tried to get seasonal work if i knew he was going#to fuck around with our hours this much
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WH?? WHY AM I BEING ADVERTISED TEMU END OF LIFE PLANNERS?? I DIDNT WANT TO PAY FOR AD FREE TUMBLR AND NOW IT'S THREATENING MY LIFE, IS THAT IT????
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#DISRESPECTFUL!!!#to be clear im pissing myself laughing#even if i was about to kick the bucket soon. i would like to think id have too much self respect#to order my end of life planner on fucking TEMU????
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Shhh…
I like Mereel a lot. He’s cheerful and personable and fun and very, very clever and very, very good at what he does. He’s my favorite null because he’s all those things and also has the capacity to be the scariest, eeriest bastard out of all of them.
#LET THE PRETTY BOY BE A MURDER MACHINE!!! like. on da screen. he already is obviously. also a conniving and tricking machine#mereel skirata#repcomm#my art#i think hes the null least likely to kill witnesses. not bc he has faith in people but bc keeping them frim squealing is like a game to him#let him indulge in making people piss their pants!! i wld shit myself if Friendly Jock turned off his person face and stabbed a bitch#this is a super rough sketch and flats hardcore needs some edits to be decent but it was fun so whatever#my brain is leak out my gd ears im soooooo fucking dead between the ears#sorry for the general incomprehensibility tonight ppl but HERE U GO#my concussed ass offering to the masses
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