#im fuckign frothing at the MOUTH

[ancharan]

sorry im sorry im not fucking done, coloring this stupid pictures got me emotional

i know fords not christian, i know his family is jewish, but i was raised as a christian, even if i dont practice or believe any more, and i empathize with people who participate in that community

and the reason im bringing this up is bc, for a lot of those people, religion is what you put into it. that's the whole "personal relationship with christ" that mainstream protestant christianity loves to talk about. its meditative. its cathartic. appeals to a power outside of your understanding, who knows you so intimately, who loves you unconditionally, who has been there for every prayer, who gives you the assurance that, at the end of the day, it's all going to work out fine - even if you starve, even if the ceiling falls in, you did the right thing by praying and you're going to be taken care of in the end. it's a nice idea. it's a seductive idea. not bashing christians at all in this post - everyone comes to religion for their own reasons. i left for personal reasons, too.

so like. lets talk about billford?

bc you have this thing that knows you, this thing outside of time, outside your comprehension, a god in a very literal sense - and he loves you. he wants you around. he thinks you're smart. he knows, better than anyone else could know in the entirety of existence, just how smart you are. you get privileged access to this being, he gives you his literal flesh, he lets you tap into the core of what makes him who he is - and, the most unforgivable thing of all, he reciprocates the love you give him? not in the ambient way that a christian god loves his children, but you. specifically you. exclusively you. jesus fucking christ. how do you not go fucking insane about that? lose yourself in it?

the thing is, though... that bill's not God. the appeal of the christian god is that he's infallible, infinite, ultimate - concepts of morality don't apply to him, and he isn't petty, or jealous, or vindictive (we're talking pure protestant church bylines here, do not come at me citing bible verses). but bill - the thing from another world, cataclysmic force of change, snappy dresser - he absolutely is all of these things. worse, too. so you get the seductive allure of a personal, literal, reciprocal relationship with your own god - but he's also the worst person you know and wants to kill your family.

of course he's there to catch you when you fall. that's what prayers are for. of course he'll welcome you back. take comfort in it. bask in it. you don't have to worry about a thing.

god fucking theseus' guide has given me the worst brain worms. like of course stanley doesn't get it - but what is there to get? he hit the nail on the head, ford can dress the relationship up however he wants, there's no grand romance happening, it's as base and banal as anything stanley ever did, ford's business isn't inherently more important

sure, he's sad. sure, he's having some kind of fucking crisis right now. but like we have a couple of equally traumatized kids on the beach, can we fucking move this along please?

and the dismissive attitude makes sense given the circumstances, given that it's stanley, but also we're in ford's head as the readers, so like... yeah dude it is a big deal. it would have been so so easy for ford to just go along with bills plan this whole time. it would have been sooo easy. and yet here he is, he blew up his only chance at ever getting home to save their dimension, when he could've had literally everything

and then right back at it it's like dude, you want a fucking cookie for not blowing up the earth? you really have that little regard for humanity as a whole, that this was ever even a question for you? what the fuck is wrong with you? why does this matter so much to you? what the fuck is your problem, ford?

[typicalcommondandelion]

EPISODE 19 VORE IS REAL WOMEN IS REAL

[just-null]

how come you took a liking to the hantengu clones? (no hate i’m just wondering :3)

your cult leader definitely wasn't manifesting someone to ask this. I definitely didn't mind control you to ask this!!!

short answer: I have bad taste sometimes

my delusions got to me and i saw they had a lot of potential. also their special case of being clones but also feeling so different intrigued me. BROTHER CODED BROOOOOO

[MESSY rambling under the cut]

its so funny to me because its always the same in my mind. "wow, imagine liking these fuck faces" -> "No, no, nO"

THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. IM SO MAD. A GUY WHOSE A DELUSIONAL PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND NEVER TAKEN ACCOUNTABILITY OF HIS ACTIONS ONCE IN HIS LIFE IS KIND OF EVERYTHING?? AND HIS CLONES WHO'RE ALSO SO DIFFERENT BUT ALSO SIMILAR??

HANTENGU THEN HAVING EMOTIONAL MANIFESTATIONS OF HIMSELF THAT WILL OBVIOUSLY DO THE SAME BUT IN DIFFERENT WAYS BECAHSE THEYRE FUELED BY ONE CORE EMOTION...

AND EVEN THEN CAN STILL FEEL OTHER EMOTIONS ASIDE FROM THEIR CORE ONE............. WHAT THE FUCK!*!?!??@,$,,@,! IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS GIVING FAMILY WHO'RE SO DELUSIONAL AND AGAINST THE WORLD TOGETHER <- FAMILY LOVING WHORE

ALSO THE THOUGHT OF AN OLD MAN WHO LOOKS HARMLESS AND CRIES ALL THE TIME BUT HE CAN BREAK YOUR NECK IS THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF DEMON TO ME.. FUCKIGN AWESOME..

THEY ALSO HAVE HORNS AND POINTY EARS. BRO..... BRO!!!!!!!!!

AGHGHGH I LOVE HOW THEYRE ALL FIGHTING TO PROTECT THEIR MAIN BODY. LIKE?? IT SCRATCHED A CERTAIN PART OF MY BRAIN. ITS THE PROTECTION AND GOING TO THE MOST INTENSE LENGTHS TO DO IT.. EVEN HAVING FUN MESSING W THEIR TARGET???

LIKE HERE THEY REACTED INSTANTLY WHEN THE MAIN BODY WAS FOUND OUT AND LIKE I KNOW ITS THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE TOO, BUT LIKE BRO... WHAT IF.. WHAT IF..........

T.TEAM WORK???? LIKE FUNCTIONAL TEAM WORK WHERE THEY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER WITHOUT HAVING TO COMMUNICATE MUCH????

SOBS.. THEYRE HOT TOO. OKAY??? THATS ALSO A GOOD FACTOR....... FUCK OFF IM NOT IMMUNE TO HOT DUDES

IM GOING CRAZY CAUSE THEY WERE ONE NIGHT STANDED BY THE FANDOM...... eVERYONE SAW THEY WERE HOT, HIT IT (usually all at once, oh my goodness) AND QUIT IT

I SAW FANART FOR A BIT THEN IT WENT BACK TO RENGOKU. I GET THAT NOT EVERYONE CAN SURVIVE OFF SCRAPS AND DELUSIONS THOUGH SO I LET IT SLIDE. [not hate, rengoku's a green flag, i just have bad taste.]

they work so well together and always go for the same goal it scratched my stupid froggy pebble brain. they were also lowkey throwing insults at each other during it, so it fuels my headcanon that theyd probably rough house.

i look deep into details that arent there and i made up based on what i was given. like how each of the clones talk to each other or how they react to things.

they can all be yandere coded in my brain 😔 but like.. these are the toxic on again off again relationship that you want to cut ties with but they annoy the fuck out of you by never leaving................. I really like these guys..............

shakes all of you. look how amazing they are.

[zephyrine-gale]

i love they

[ancharan]

LITERALLY this THIS is correct

and also @anubisthe1 you left this tag on a different post

but ur totally right, in madaras mind theres absolutely a correlation between hashirama and the concept of the village, hashirama and the concept of peace, but what this translates to is that the choice isnt between hashirama OR the village OR izuna, its between hashirama/the village as a single concept and izuna. there was no way for madara to accept any kind of overture of peace while izuna was alive!

i have so much to talk about

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[birbwell]

Waleran 👀👀?

First impression

honestly didn't care for him much when i first saw him lol. on my first playthrough it really was William that made all the impression as an antagonist. i was too busy being shocked by how crass he was to really appreciate Waleran

Impression now

Favorite moment

in the game? gotta be in Book 3 when Remigius comes back to court and starts to spill the beans on him. in particular when he says this:

bc! i could keep gushing about how phenomenally the VAs did their job but This in particular is. you can practically hear the rug being pulled from beneath his feet. he knows he's fucked and it's so so so satisfying to hear from such a normally collected guy.

in the book?

i am so so saddened they didn't put this fucked up part in the game. i love game Waleran but having read the book, you know he could be better. he does Not give a shit about human life. he's not gleeful to take it, he doesn't take life with his own hands, it's sort of just. in the way. and it annoys him and he needs to swat them out like flies. he treats Philip like this and he treats these quarrymen like this. hell he barely has patience for William- he just gives him time of day because he's the one doing the dirty work. i think his callousness for human life is so valid (no)

Idea for a story

UM UM UM. twirls hair . coughs. thts classified (knows she will flood the entire ask with this answer)

Unpopular opinion

?? is there a popular opinion in this fandom at all gbfhg

Favorite relationship

Favorite headcanon

i headcanon him as coming from a family of tailors! the book mentioned that he has the inflections of an English commoner, which surprised Philip considering a lot of bishops at the time were Norman nobles. its. my favorite because theres So many other headcanons that can be head-rotated in this headcanon. his family that lives a life a world away from his charmed life, relearning the craft in his exile,,, i could speak So much about it but i may die if i do

[axemassacre]

non wrestling mutuals im so sorry. jesus christ. oh mygod. oh my fucking god. i cant do this

[thirdplanet]

You cannot get an intelligent organism such as a human being out of an unintelligent universe. You cannot get an intelligent organism such as a human being out of an unintelligent universe! You cannot get an intelligent organism such as a human being out of an unintelligent universe!! Consciousness is inherent to all matter! To exist is to perceive is to live!!

[minquiec]

OKAY IM FINALYK FUCKIGN BACK AT HOME OMG WORK WAS A BTICH AND A HALF ANYWAYS

I literally don't know what it is like maybe it's just me being psychotic but anytime I or someone writes dialogue for hb and THEN INCLUDES THE LIKE TERM OF ENDEARMENT LIKE LOVE I quite literally convulse like I'm ON the floor twitching and frothing at the mouth and shi I'm KIDDING (sortof)

PARENTS AU STOPTPOTORKTJR I CANT DO UT ANGWMDOEKFNANDNSNS AUGGEHS idgaf they have the cutest kid I CAN FUCKIGJNG FEEL IT TOO BAD I CANT DRAW BABIES ❓❓❓‼️❓❓💔👹

Best believe I'm gonna draw Jia's beach outfit she's gonna be the prettiest ever (hbs there too iggg 🙄 /JKKK LOVE HIMM)

CONGRATS ON THE JJK RABBIT HOLEE ur literally gonna be depressed once the whole thing releases like gege is out to get each and every single one of us I pray for you

URGRHRG THIS WEEKS HCS ARE LATE AND KINDA SHORT AND MOSTLY STUPID COMMENTARY, RAMBLINV AND CRACK IDEAS SO SORRY 💔💔💔

TY FOR LISTENING ABT MY STUPID RAMBLINGS ABT THEM 🙏

also on a different note i actually picked up jjk and i actually have the biggest fuckikg crush on gojo and i haven’t finished it yet but i already know what happens to my man cuz spoilers and i’m SO FUCKIDG SCARED TK WATCH IT THROUGHHHHG

AGAAAAGGAGA I LITERALLY SAW THIS ON MY WAY TO WORK SO MY REACTION WAS QUITE LITERALLY THIS

ANY AND ALL HCS ARE APPRECIATED AUAUAUA CAUSE LIKE YOU CAN ONLY WRITE SO MUCH FOR ONE PAIRING SO I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND BUT GAWD U EAT EVERYTIME WITH THESE

like I was reading it and I started throttling my wheel like I wasn't okay HAHAHAH

THE STREET RACER AU. STOP I NEED TO DRAW THAT IM WJBFJWBSJWBS

I have sm to say but I gotta go to work HABSJAHS TY FOR THESE YET AGAIN

[420technoblazeit]

fuckign. frothing at the mouth every time someone makes a video essay explaining early 2000s trends. im watchign an hour long deep dive on monster high rn

[professionallydeadinside]

You should totes (that hurt) draw Connor from dbh in a steampunk aesthetic solely because im thinking of him rn and i want to feed your inner middle schooler who’s still obsessed with him

My inner middle school fangirl is frothing at the fuckign mouth

[846782364278]

hate those vids that r like “comforting a dying *insert animal here* :-(((” and its just some weirdo talking to and petting a wild (usually prey) animal. like chief. if whatever you’re touching would not approach u at peak health i can pretty much guarantee that it does NOT want you near it when it’s at its most vulnerable and unable to flee. if i have to see another person being hailed as a hero for trying to act like fuckign doctor dolittle or something im going to start frothing at the mouth 

[cujokroggo]

IM FROTHING AT THE FUCKIGN MOUTH

Apologies for forgetting to feed you, my tumblrinas

[koinvyokan]

people in the US do nawwt know how lucky you are to have (comparatively!) well paved, flat streets and sidewalks. liike actually frothing at the mouth for this summer so i can experience a single road thats not mostly gravel and potholes. and that isnt on a fuckign mountain. and the roads are so wide too... legitimately cant think of anything else this is most of why im excited to visit. seeing my family? na i have priorities just give me good skating roads

[saturniidaez]

vega my friend vega i need to hear ur lesion opinions immediately

GRABS YOU thank you

Sexuality headcanon: oh he is bisexual as hell

Gender headcanon: nonbinary! hes one of those he/theys

A ship I have with said character: oh you already know its smoke/lesion. i will say tho echo/lesion is so fucking good im just biased <3

A BROTP I have with said character: hmmmm lesion n mute, lesion n thatcher, and lesion and vigil! met mute n vigil through smoke and was already friends w thatcher

A NOTP I have with said character: nothin really!

A random heacanon: he n smoke do stupid shit in the labs together and they have had to go to doc with chemical burns more than once

General Opinion over said character: *froths at the fuckign mouth* my husband

[420technoblazeit]

Hydrate

IM FUCKIGN. FROTHING AT THE MOUTH GONNA HYDRATE UR MOM WITH MY CUM IN A SECODN BRO